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probablylia0 · 1 year

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Pumpkin duo Pet names?

Quackity😨

((This might suck im not very into quackity lol))

He’d probably call you many things in like spanish n shit.

Like ex: Amor, princesa/príncipe, mama, mami/papa/papi

But maybe like english wise he’d be like probably call you like babe or baby.

His viewers would probably catch wind of this shit cause you’d probably walk in during a stream to give him water or food or sum other shit and he’d be like “Thank you Amor,” while giving you a slight peck on the forehead or just blowing a kiss at you.

Imagine..? ⬇️😨

Quackity had been streaming for a while now and you start kinda over thinking about him. A shit ton of questions run through your mind such as, “Is he hydrated” or “what if he’s hungry…”, “when did he last eat..? “So you decided to be a good person and make him ramen or something. You’d finish the ramen and get a glass of water then head up to his room. After many failed attempts at getting the door open with your hands full, you finally open it and it seems he didn’t notice you walked in. He jumped a little when you placed food on his desk but then asked “For me?” You smiled and nodded and he smiled warmly back. He stood up and hugged you “Thank you amor.” And followed it up with a kiss on the forehead. Suddenly the next day you and quackity’s ship name was trending on twitter… 👀

Jschlatt 😉

Oml this man😩🙏

Nicknames are a mess for this man.

It’s either “aww c:” or “what the hell-“

Like its either Sugar, honey, baby, Angel, babe, dear, pumpkin, beautiful/handsome.

Broad, bitch , maybe whore😨

Like you’d be like checkin up on him cause you heard a crash in his office, (probably throwing a fit over a wii game😭) and he’d be like “Don’t worry pumpkin, im fine.”

Or you’d be on his stream or something as a special guest to play mario cart and you’d be in the back distracted by something before the game starts and he’d say “Get over here broad, the games about to start.”

If you beat him he’d quietly say into the mic “Fuckin bitch..” and when he wins he’ll stand up and yell “HAHA SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKIN WHOR-”

Imagine??⬇️⬇️

Schlatt had asked you if you wanted to be a special guest on his stream, of course you agreed knowing he’d convince you anyway. Turns out it was a mario kart stream. (Yippee🥳) As soon as the stream started you’d talk for a while and you be in the back drawing messing with his shit while he sets up the game. He’d begin the match and notice your in the back and he yells “GET OVER HERE YOU BROAD IT’S ABOUT TO START.” You scoffed and said, “Alright you big baby im coming.” He was baby raging most of the race and you were just chilling there. When you beat him you threw your arms up and yelled “YAYY I WONN!!” And he’d throw something behind you guys, making you gasp. He starts rubbing his forehead and mutters under his breath, “ Fuckin bitch..” you’d probably smile and giggle knowing he’s joking but if you show any signs that your upset he’d wrap his arms around you and whisper “Im sorry pumpkin, i didnt mean to make you upset.” You’d hopefully hug him back and forgive him. This started trending on Twitter and saying that people loved it would be an understatement.

Other info!!⬇️⬇️

This is my first serious post on tumblr so i apologize if it isn’t good. I hope to post more though! Maybe some nsfw?? 😨

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt x reader #quackity #quackity x reader #pet names #pumpkinduo

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incorrect-slaytheprincess · 7 months

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spectre: please let me come to your sleepover i promise i won't levitate out of my sleeping bag or start crawling around the ceiling at 3 AM.

spectre: i dont know who made all the lights flicker ominously every time someone got up to use the bathroom but it wasn't me i swear

spectre: the wii remotes and console dripping blood and screaming every time i lost at mario cart was a coincidence honest

#slay the princess #the spectre #source: tumblr

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seandwalsh · 1 year

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Where do the characters get the stuff they use In the Mario Kart Games from? And did the characters design the tracks that have their names?

I’m not quite sure what stuff you’re specifically referring to, but regardless, the answer is quite complicated. Assuming you’re talking about Karts and Items, the answer is “various places”.

Back in Super Mario Kart, while Mario was likely the one who organised, funded or at least initially proposed the event, Lakitu was the coordinator of the event, and ran the tracks. In the beginning they had more conservative rules surrounding the vehicles in use on the courses:

Hi everybody! Thanks for dropping by the Super Mario Kart race track. My name is Lakitu, I run this track. If you need my help, I'll be around. We race one seater, metal pipe frame go carts here. There are two engine sizes to choose from: 50cc or 100cc.

[Source: INTRODUCTION, Page 2, Instruction Booklet of Super Mario Kart, September 1992]

Mario Kart stated out a a fun recreational event with a handful of trophies. That’s the main reason the characters take part, and it has been the reason since the very beginning, in Super Mario Kart. Each one of the characters is competing due to their connection to Mario.

An adorable little kart racetrack has been built in the Mario world! Mario and his happy-go-lucky friends have gotten so enthusiastic about kart racing that they're already causing a ruckus! Even now, they're smack in the middle of a race! Let's take a quick peek at how it's going, shall we? Oh, it's just about to start! Even the usually cute characters look a little tense. Let's watch Mario and friends fight hard!

[Source: Intro, Japanese Store Promo for Super Mario Kart, August 1992]

However, in the years since it has become the Mushroom Kingdom’s premiere racing event and grown significantly. Racers from various Kingdoms take part resulting in an incredibly diverse audience. Mario Kart now has dozens of sponsors for each Grand Prix, extended tournaments, its own television network, branded tracks and inter-dimensional courses and guest racers.

Mario Kart 64 was the first major step in this direction, but Mario Kart: Double Dash!! brought things even further. From its manual:

THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM’S PREMIER RACING EVENT IS BACK! HOWEVER, THERE’S BEEN ONE MAJOR CHANGE TO THE RULES OF THE ROAD… THERE ARE NOW TWO RIDERS PER KART! NOW, RIDERS FROM THROUGHOUT THE LAND HAVE COME TOGETHER NO TEST THEIR DRIVING SKILLS. WHICH PAIR WILL PROVE THE FASTEST?

[Source: The Double Dash Grand Prix!, Page 6, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, November 2003]

When Mario Kart started out, standard Pipe Frames were the only legal builds for the Mario GP. These models were likely built by Mario and his friends themselves.

However, with Mario Kart: Double Dash!! the Pipe Frames were retired in favour of a variety of Karts. Many of these karts were custom-made or modified pre-existing cars. Take Luigi's kart of choice in Mario Kart DS, for example: the Poltergust 4000. This Kart is part of the Poltergust series, a line of inventions created by Professor E. Gadd.

Another pair of examples are the Wario Car, which Wario makes use of in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! and Mario Kart Arcade GP 2, and the Wario Bike, which Wario makes use of in Mario Kart Wii. These are Wario's personal car and bike, which he uses in the Wario Land and WarioWare titles, and both were built by Wario's friend Dr. Crygor:

I AM DR. CRYGOR, THE GENIUS SCHOLAR. OTHERS HAVE SAID A "DANGEROUS" SCHOLAR, BUT I PAY NO MIND TO THEIR OPINIONS. MY LABORATORY IS SET UP TO FURTHER MY EXPERIMENTS IN REALITY GAMES. FEEL FREE TO STOP BY AND CONTRIBUTE TO MY RESEARCH. IT IS QUITE FUN. DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO CREATED WARIO'S CAR? WHAT? YOU DO NOT KNOW? DO YOUR RESEARCH!

[Source: The Laboratory Authority - Dr. Crygor, Page 21, Instruction Booklet of WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!, May 2003]

This odd genius lives in seclusion. He built Wario’s bike. Mona’s moped, Kat’s sword, and Jimmy’s cell phone. He wears a cryogenic suit that doesn’t protect his head.

[Source: Dr. Crygor's character profile, WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!, April 2004]

The Standard Kart series of builds was then introduced as a replacement for the Pipe Frame in Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 and carried into tournaments from Mario Kart DS onwards. As a result of this, in later tournaments, custom or pre-existing vehicles were allowed to enter the tournament upon being modified to be legal for the Grand Prix. The Pipe Frames did eventually return in tournaments from Mario Kart 7 onwards, which featured more in-depth kart customisation.

Speaking of which, the Mario Kart events are sponsored by other brands Mario owns, such as Mario Motors, Mario Star, etc. These sponsors, as well as the many others not otherwise connected to Mario, likely fund the events and even provide them with parts and supplies.

It stands to reason that Mushroom Piston Engines provides engines, Fuzzy Battery provides batteries, Bob-omb Plugs provides spark plugs, Dream Gliders provides gliders, 1-Up Fuel provides fuel, Bowser Oil provides oil, 100% Organic Antifreeze provides antifreeze, etc.

Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 makes reference to a Grand Prix Committee, which sends letters to Cup winners to invite them to the Cup’s special Challenge stage. Their letters are closed with an “M” stamped seal. This would imply Mario is at least on this committee, if not the head of it. This is presumably the committee that organises the events and decides which participants to invite, what items will be used, etc.

As mentioned previously, all of the participants either know Mario directly or have connections to people who know Mario. The Super Mario Kart manual seems to call attention to how each of the participant racers connect to Mario specifically.

MARIO & LUIGI The Mario Brothers have pretty much the same abilities in cart driving. Mario and Luigi have had a friendly rivalry that goes back to their childhood.

[Source: THE 8 CART DRIVERS, Page 21, Instruction Booklet of Super Mario Kart, September 1992]

PRINCESS & YOSHI At first, you might think that The Princess and Yoshi would have nothing in common (except their fondness for Mario).

[Source: THE 8 CART DRIVERS, Page 22, Instruction Booklet of Super Mario Kart, September 1992]

BOWSER & DONKEY KONG JR. These two drivers have long been Mario's arch enemies.

[Source: THE 8 CART DRIVERS, Page 23, Instruction Booklet of Super Mario Kart, September 1992]

While Toad and Koopa Troopa's descriptions don't specifically connect them to Mario, Toad is of course a long-time friend of Mario and servant to Peach, while Koopa Troopa is a minion of Bowser:

Usually a faithful underling of Bowser, [Koopa Troopa] shows even the big boss no mercy during a race.

[Source: Characters and Special Items, Page 20, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, November 2003]

Koopa Troopa, of the Turtle Tribe. Usually one of Bowser's minions, but as far as races go, it's a different story!?

[Source: Characters, Mario Kart Wii, Nintendo Co., Ltd. website]

In short, Mario is what brings them all together - and in turn they each bring their own special items. The iconic Banana Peels thrown by racers in the Mario Kart series are actually from the Kong's Banana Hoard on Donkey Kong Island, having originally been brought to the races by Donkey Kong Jr. back in Super Mario Kart:

Because of Donkey Kong Jr.! He likes bananas, and the peels are slippery, so they got the okay.

[Source: Tadashi Sugiyama, Director and C.G. Designer of Super Mario Kart, Nintendo Classic Mini: SNES developer interview – Volume 4: Super Mario Kart, September 2017]

In the original game, the only CPU-controlled character who throws banana peels is Donkey Kong Jr., which was a way to characterise the characters.

[Source: Hideki Konno, Director of Super Mario Kart, Nintendo Classic Mini: SNES developer interview – Volume 4: Super Mario Kart, September 2017]

Despite Donkey Kong Jr. not appearing in tournaments after Super Mario Kart, it seems his son, the current Donkey Kong, continued to supply Bananas from Mario Kart 64 onwards. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong even brought along some Giant Bananas in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Kart: Arcade GP 2 and Mario Kart Tour:

Special Item GIANT BANANA Only DK and Diddy know where these monstrous fruit can be found.

[Source: Characters and Special Items, Page 19, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, November 2003] From this we can speculate about the origins of other items. Shells are common clothing/armour worn by Koopas, but seeing as the shells in Mario Kart are standard Koopa Troopa Shells, it stands to reason that the Koopa Troopa racer or perhaps Bowser brought the Red Shells and Green Shells originally used in Super Mario Kart.

These shells are worn by Koopa Troopas, both within and outside of Bowser's Army. We can even see one of Bowser's Airships in Super Mario Galaxy equipped with a shell dispenser:

The Green Shells and Red Shells even function how you'd expect - with Green Shells flying straight forward and Red Shells heading towards the nearest target!

However, with the expansion of Mario Kart in later titles the shells, which are mass-produced, appear to be provided by a company, with sponsors for "Green Shell Strike Equipment" and "Red Shell Strike Equipment" making appearances:

Koopa Troopa and Koopa Paratroopa seem to have their own supply in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!:

Special Items TRIPLE SHELLS (GREEN / RED) Don't let Koopa and Paratroopa worry about not having enough shells.

[Source: Characters and Special Items, Page 20, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, November 2003]

Bowser also provides his own shells for the tournaments in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Kart: Arcade GP 2 and Mario Kart Tour:

Bowser's Shell This big ol' shell on loan from Bowser will crash any karts it hits and keep on going. It can only be thrown forward.

[Source: Items, Tips and Tricks, Mario Kart Tour, September 2019]

On the topic of items, Super Mario Kart used ? Panels to dispense its items. These panels are likely made by the same people in the Mushroom Kingdom who make ? Blocks. While they weren't used in later Mario Kart tournaments, they have still made a few other appearances since, such as in Mario Party 9.

From the Mario Kart 64 Mario GP onwards the ? Panels were replaced with the iconic Item Boxes, which were likely much more convenient for transportation and addition to the racetracks. But it wasn't until Mario Kart Wii where we actually learned where these come from, through the course Toad's Factory.

This is actually the Item Box Factory, as we can see not only from the trackside banners with the Item Box logo and giant sign of Toad with an Item Box, but from the shipping containers with items ready to go into the Item Boxes:

Inside the factory, we can even see the process of how Item Boxes are made. The Items are put inside standard Brick Blocks, before the Brick Blocks are placed on a conveyor belt with stamps of some sort. These stamps appear to be filled with some sort of magical rainbow liquid, likely sourced from Power Stars, which transforms the Brick Blocks into the Item Boxes, giving them their translucent rainbow appearance and their ability to float:

Circling back to the Kongs for a moment, Funky Kong is actually the one responsible for the construction of the DK Barrel Cannons featured prominently throughout Mario Kart courses.

We learn this when Donkey Kong mentions Funky in the context of their creation in Mario Super Sluggers:

Oooook! (Looks like Funky Kong has been busy.)

[Source: Donkey Kong, Best Friend of Funky Kong, Playable Character in Mario Super Sluggers, August 2008]

This isn't all too surprising though, given Funky Kong's previous barrel-based mechanic work and his appearances in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart Tour, as well as the barrel-inspired Funky Stadium which he presumably also built:

Speaking of which, it's about time I discuss the stadiums, circuits and other courses and where they came from!

Mario is world-famous and incredibly wealthy from his adventures, businesses and sports stardom. Multiple of the circuits in the games are also clearly built by him or at least in honour of him. He‘s the only character with actual circuits named after him in Super Mario Kart:

State-of-the-art racetracks in the Mario world that are rich in variety. The effectiveness of the pipe obstacles is the key.

[Source: Mario Circuit's description, Japanese Store Promo for Super Mario Kart, August 1992]

Mario Circuits have also been described as the primary circuits of their respective Grand Prix:

Mario Circuit This is the main circuit in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Familiar denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom can be spotted here and there. The road's filled with curves, so this is a good place to practice drifting.

[Source: Courses, Page 31, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, November 2003]

It stands to reason that most characters had a hand in designing the tracks that bear their names. In fact we know that's the case for several courses, such as N64 Wario Stadium:

That rascal Wario was in charge of the design and construction of this course. A fan of motocross races, he brought in major amounts of sand to fill this huge stadium in an attempt to build a course more suitable to bikes than Karts. Each lap's distance is extremely long, making it difficult to stay concentrated on the race.

[Source: MARIO KART 64 COURSE MAPS, Page 30, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart 64, February 1997]

Meanwhile the Bowser's Castle courses are modified from or otherwise based on the real Bowser's Castle:

Surprisingly, the Bowser's Castle has been transformed into a race ground! Because it's inside the building, most of the corners are tricky right angles. However, the most difficult part of the course is where the Thwomps are. They will block your path, and if you run into one, you will spin out. Should you be stepped by one, you'll find yourself squished flat as a pancake.

[Source: MARIO KART 64 COURSE MAPS, Page 31, Instruction Booklet of Mario Kart 64, February 1997]

Bowser typically designs his courses with the help of his minions to be filled with traps in the hopes of beating Mario. This goes beyond the Mario Kart tracks and also applies to his Tennis Courts, Golf Courses, etc.:

Lord Bowser designed his course to defeat Mario, so it’s kinda full of lava and bombs and stuff like that.

[Source: Spiny, Minion of Bowser, Non-player Character in Mario Golf: Super Rush, June 2021]

Bowser enlisted his minions to create this course in hopes of defeating Mario with all the traps and hazards.

[Source: Koopa Troopa, Minion of Bowser, Non-player Character in Mario Golf: Super Rush, June 2021]

However, this isn't universally the case. For example, Peach Beach is merely Princess Peach's favourite beach resort in the Southern Isles, while Toad's Turnpike is on a public road in Toad City!

I could go on and on about the Mario Kart series and the depth to its worldbuilding, but I think that's quite enough for today. Thank you for reading!

#mario lore #super mario #mario kart #donkey kong

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the-six-that-thrive-if · 1 month

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Forget the horny asks which one of the RO’s fucking suck at Mario kart

RO'S AT MARIO KART

THE WORST

THE KING —

This man is dead last every time. Him and the bullet are best of friends. Him and 12th place locked in. Especially on the Wii, he is the worst.

THE ARMADILLO —

He can't drive and you put him on a fictional map, you must hate him. And he has the WORST luck. Every shell in the game seems to hit him. He also has anger problems, let him be in first and a blue shell hits him. He's breaking the controller.

THE DRAGON —

She's had no desire to play so it takes her a moment to really get the hang of the game, but she's also not trying that hard. She's not a video game person.

THE ANGEL —

The best luck in the game. Literally the best luck, like whenever y'all play she's at least in the top four without fail.

THE WARDEN —

Can drive well in both IRL and Mario Cart, unless its Mario Kart 8, he thinks they're doing too much and usually in 3rd place. Mario Kart on the Wii, trust he's first place always.

THE DEMON —

Wild, reckless abandonment. Definitely obsessed with the games at one point, knows each raceway like the back of his hand. He's wild and takes this shit seriously. Don't even get him started and the group coin runners. He's in it to win.

THE BEST

#t.m.basement.stories #t.m.basement.love.interests #interactive fiction #interactive fic #interactive fiction twine #twine interactive fiction #interactive fiction demos #itchio interactive fic #dating sim #horror interactive fic #dating sim characters

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livwritesstuff · 10 months

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okay so when i was writing this, i had a whole scene written about how steve is a video game guy and bought himself the SNES when it came out as a reward for getting through undergrad and loves the mario franchise in particular. i ended up cutting it out for the sake of brevity, but it got me thinking

In 2008, Steve and Eddie give their daughters a Nintendo Wii as a collective Christmas gift, and with it comes Mario Kart.

Now, nothing rivals the Harrington Family Mario Kart experience – there’s ganging up on each other and mocking the CPUs and throwing Wii remotes across the room and relentless trash talk. It is an all-time favorite game to play as a family.

That being said – Eddie is horrible at Mario Kart, even the janky earlier versions. He’s able to hold his own against his seven- and five-year old for about as long as it takes for them to figure out the controls (which is approx. two days for Moe, and Robbie’s right behind her). After that, he’s consistently getting destroyed by not only his husband, but also his elementary school-aged children.

Steve, on the other hand, is excellent at Mario Kart. He went easy on the girls while they were learning but the second they had it figured out and started to become real competition for him, it was over. He is also extremely competitive, something Moe and Robbie absolutely picked up from him, so by the time the Nintendo Switch is released in 2017, Mario Kart had become a very serious family affair (much to Eddie’s chagrin).

Eddie gets one look at Metal Mario and insists on playing as him because…metal. Duh. But then he’s careening uncontrollably around the course, spending more time soaring off the track than actually driving on it, and he can’t figure out why.

Robbie: Different characters have different stats, Dad.

Eddie: What the fuck are his stats then?

Robbie: Pretty sure he’s, like, one of the fastest ones.

So he switches over to Lemmy (because “that’s a kick-ass head of hair”) and comfortably ambles around the course, never placing higher than eighth but also no longer sending himself flying off into the abyss.

Hazel inherited her dad’s lack of proclivity for the game (though she’s definitely still better at it than him – it would be hard not to be). She likes the “cute” ones – the babies, the villagers, Toad and Toadette – and she usually chooses a novelty cart like the carousel horse. She also doesn’t have that competitive need to win, which is good because Moe, Robbie, and Steve can collectively bring the “healthy” tension-level to its max capacity.

Moe’s guiding force in choosing a Mario Kart character is a healthy mix of aesthetic and irony. She usually opts for King Boo. She also maintains that the stats don’t actually mean anything, and that she drives the same regardless of who she plays as

Steve and Robbie completely disagree with this. They are arguably the best at Mario Kart out of the entire family, and they’re pretty much matched, skill-wise. As such, they have very strong feelings about those stats that Moe says don’t matter because they tend to be the determining factor in who actually wins.

Steve is always using new combinations of characters and karts – he has an Excel spreadsheet for tracking what he’s tried out and everything.

Conversely, Robbie has firmly settled on Rosalina and will not change her mind.

Steve: There’s, like, six characters way faster than her!

Robbie: It’s about the traction, Pop.

#becoming a functioning adult turned steve into an excel guy #the booster course wave releases were no joke to steve and robbie #she literally came home from college for the 3rd and 4th ones so they could try the tracks out together the second they dropped #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson

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thatfandomslut · 10 months

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YOU'RE THE ONE

PJ x Reader

Word Count: 2.7k

Trigger Warnings: smut!!! MINORS DNI. oral (both receiving), fingering (pj receiving), nipple play (both receiving)

Synopsis: PJ has finally done it, she's met the girl of her dreams. However, as the night gets closer to its close, PJ and her girlfriend decide to take their relationship to another level.

"Fuck," PJ cursed as she watched Peach's cart pass her Daisy cart. Mario Kart was often something that got the dirty blonde heated. It only made her girlfriend smirk and laugh as she would once again beat her to the finish line at the last moment. It was (Y/n)'s secret talent that PJ could've done without knowing as she had never beat (Y/n) at a game of Mario Kart during their four months of dating. "I really don't understand how you keep doing that. You have to be cheating. Do you just save that stupid red shell for the finish line each time?"

(Y/n) put her controller down, turning to see the pout on PJ's face. Smiling a bit, she leaned over and placed a soft kiss on her girlfriend's lips. "Don't be such a sore loser, babe." She smirked a bit more, pulling away as PJ let her head fall backward from the teasing kiss that was just shared. "Besides, it's my best skill but I only have one person I can show off to, so you will just have to suck it up." (Y/n) said simply, patting PJ's thigh as she stood up to go get them some water while PJ revived her heart from the kiss. Coming back, she set their drinks on coasters, lifting the controller as if to ask if PJ wanted to continue.

PJ shook her head, exhausted from five full games of losing. Accepting the water gratefully, she took a drink of it. "What should we do now then?" PJ asked as she watched (Y/n) shut off the Wii and TV. She couldn't help her eyes from traveling the length of her girlfriend's body, a soft smile adorning her features as she admired the girl. Her eyes made their way back up, meeting (Y/n)'s as they clashed together in a heated make-out quickly after. It usually happened like that. They would make eye contact, and it was like their bodies couldn't help but meet in the middle, closing the gap between them.

(Y/n) felt her chest growing warm as that familiar feeling made its way through her body. PJ felt the same, quickly pulling away. Their breathing was heaving, mingling together as they stared at each other. "Are you okay, babe?" (Y/n) whispered, a hand moving to PJ's cheek, making note of her lips that were starting to swell from their rough kiss. Sometimes, they don't realize how rough they have been, instead, they just stare at each other's swollen lips, still lost in themselves and each other.

PJ felt her breath momentarily hitch at the question. Her eyes flickered onto (Y/n) lips back to her eyes as she cleared her throat. "Yeah, yes, I'm okay. I just knew if we didn't stop, I would get really..." Horny. How was she supposed to talk to her girlfriend about this? It shouldn't have been a difficult conversation, after all; they had been dating for a while and had talked and joked about topics like this. Why was it so difficult now? Maybe because this was the closest they've been to actually go further from making out. PJ could feel the heat rising to her cheeks as she looked for the explanation she needed at that moment.

(Y/n) other hand took PJ's for a silent moment. She needed to gather her thoughts from her foggy mind in order to properly respond. "I understand, PJ. I get that way when we kiss like that, too. I... I want you to know that whenever you feel ready to go further, I'm ready, too. I trust you, and I love you. You are my safe space." (Y/n) finished, happy to finally admit that she felt the same things that PJ felt. There was a simultaneous feeling of relief shared between the two as they looked at each other.

PJ smiled at (Y/n) for a long moment before leaning over and pressing a gentle kiss to her forward. Her heart was beating quickly and loud in her ears and didn't stop after she had leaned back to look at her once more. "I feel the same. I love you, too, and I'm also ready." PJ regretted thinking of sex as something that needed to be done as soon as possible. She was happy she waited and that her and Brittany weren't compatible. She felt lucky and excited to say that (Y/n) was the person she would be committing herself to. She has never loved anyone like she did (Y/n). Not even Brittany.

PJ and (Y/n) leaned in slowly before they kissed again. But it felt different. There was the same passion they always had only the kiss felt different. PJ gently pulled (Y/n) over to her on the couch, and (Y/n) caught onto the idea PJ had easily. Straddling her lap, (Y/n)'s fingers made their way into PJ's hair, deepening the kiss. PJ's hands slipped into (Y/n)'s shirt, but relaxed on her hips, not wanting to push forward until (Y/n) said it was okay. PJ felt her girlfriend softly grind upon her lap causing her to moan in their kiss as she felt herself grow wet and resisted the urge of her thighs tightening together.

(Y/n) was the one to pull away, feeling herself grow needy. "PJ, let's go to my room." She suggested, kissing PJ's jawline softly. PJ shuddered under the touch, biting her lip as her eyebrows creased together. Her mind was foggy, but her thoughts were clear. "Okay, I'll follow you're lead," PJ responded as she felt (Y/n) remove herself from her lap. She instantly missed her girlfriend's position on top of her, but knew she wouldn't have to wait long to gain that warmth again. PJ followed her to the bedroom, smiling at (Y/n) as they surged forward, kissing again. This time, PJ did step up, removing (Y/n)'s shirt, (Y/n) following the action.

Their kisses were heated as (Y/n) felt her knees buckle as the back of them hit her bed. Sitting down, she quickly made herself busy with PJ's pants button as PJ ran her fingers through (Y/n)'s hair. PJ only removed her fingers to help remove her jeans, her knee moving in between (Y/n)'s thigh, causing (Y/n)'s breath to catch in her throat. "Is this okay?" PJ whispered, cupping (Y/n)'s face as she checked on her. She didn't want to proceed unless (Y/n) was okay and still wanted to take this next step with her.

An appreciative smile made its way to (Y/n)'s lips. "I'm okay, and I'm sure that this is what I want to do." She cupped PJ's hands, closing her eyes as she breathed in at the touch. She loved the way PJ's hands held her. Opening her eyes, she looked up at PJ. "What about you, PJ? Are you okay, and are you still feeling sure?" (Y/n) questioned gently. She felt like it was important to hear PJ say she was sure, just like it was important to PJ prior. Having mutual, verbal consent was the only way either of them would proceed.

PJ leaned down, kissing (Y/n) deeply. "I am so sure," she said, smiling against (Y/n)'s lips.

PJ gently pushed (Y/n) back onto the bed and onto the pillows behind her. Her knee moving back in between (Y/n)'s thighs once more caused a quiet moan to escape her throat. PJ smiled at this as she removed (Y/n)'s jeans and they connected their lips again. PJ's hands twitched slightly over (Y/n)'s breasts before she pulled away, kissing up (Y/n)'s jawline to her ear so she could whisper. "Can I take off your bra?" PJ asked softly, wanting to make sure every step was taken with consent. "And can you take off mine?" She added with a playful smile, kissing back down (Y/n)'s jaw to her neck, finding her pulse point easily.

A moan escaped (Y/n) as she gripped PJ's shoulder at the sudden finding of her pulse point. "Yes, please. Take off everything I have left. I just need you." She bit her lip, as her fingers tiptoed down PJ's back, unclasping the bra and tossing it to their mixed pile of clothes. The action pleased PJ as she allowed her hands to move up (Y/n)'s waist, removing (Y/n)'s bra as well. Then, in an almost swift, with a healthy mix of clumsy, moves, she removed (Y/n)'s underwear and then her own. Both now lying together naked. They were under the chill of (Y/n)'s fan that she never turned off, and yet, they felt warm against each other's skin. "You are so fucking beautiful, PJ." (Y/n) whispered as her hands went to cup PJ's breasts, her thumbs sliding over PJ's hardened nipples.

PJ moaned, her head gently falling, letting their foreheads rest together as her eyes fluttered close momentarily. "You're so beautiful, too. I am so fucking lucky to have someone like you in my life." She said, forcing herself to speak clearly under (Y/n)'s touch. The moment of focus didn't last long as (Y/n) pinched her nipples gently, causing her back to arch. In one fluid motion, (Y/n) took the opportunity to connect her lips to PJ's boob, gently taking the nipple between her teeth and sucking. PJ felt overwhelmed by pleasure, and she silently swore that she could orgasm just from that. "Fuck, (Y/n), don't stop," she cried out in pleasure. Her hands find (Y/n)'s breasts, hoping to bring her the same pleasure.

Without detaching her lips from PJ's boob, she moaned. PJ's hand exploring her body further, her thumb landing and massaging her clit, however; did cause her to let go, her head falling back to the pillow. PJ almost smirked at the way she was causing (Y/n) to come undone with just a touch until she remembered that (Y/n) was doing the same thing to her. "Oh my fucking, God, PJ," (Y/n) praised as PJ began to kiss down her body. Love bites scattered along (Y/n)'s body as PJ led a trail down (Y/n)'s body. "Please, PJ, make love to me," (Y/n) knew PJ needed this confirmation to do further action. And just like that, PJ was encouraged and began eating her girlfriend out.

(Y/n) felt ethereal in that moment, like she wasn't in her own body. Her eyes rolled back as PJ fucked her with her tongue. Nothing could beat this feeling. Or at least she thought until pressure was added to her clit again as PJ continued to eat her out. Her hands scrambled for something to hold. PJ moved her free hand to take one of (Y/n)'s sensing the need (Y/n) had as she felt (Y/n)'s other hand push back PJ's hair that was annoyingly falling in her face. She felt relieved, too, that (Y/n) kept her hand there, fingers tangled within her curls. It helped her focus on the taste of her girlfriend, loving the way she squirmed as she made love to her.

(Y/n)'s mind clouded over as she felt herself grow close. It took her a couple of seconds to find her words within the moans spilling from her lips. The same moans that caused PJ to quicken her pace. "PJ, don't stop, I'm going to cum." She said, her chest heaving. PJ did what she was told, not stopping as (Y/n) grip on her hand and hair tightened, but it wasn't painful. As (Y/n) cried out as she came, PJ drank her up as if (Y/n) was water and she was dehydrated. She continued to finish, allowing (Y/n) to ride out her high. (Y/n) felt her hips stutter in pleasure as PJ pulled away slowly, licking her bottom lip. There was a new, proud glimmer in PJ's eyes that caused (Y/n) to pull her up to her, kissing her deeply.

PJ moaned in the kiss, grinning a bit at her work. She felt herself get flipped over and smirked up at the girl on top of her. "Make love to me," PJ whispered, her tongue hitting the back of her teeth as she looked up at (Y/n). She was silently relishing the taste of her, hoping it would never leave her. (Y/n) obliged to her words exploring PJ's body with her hands and her lips. Her lips reattached themselves to PJ's boob, one hand holding her up, and the other entering PJ, causing her to gasp in pleasure. (Y/n) began fingering her as her thumb circled her clit and her mouth sucked on her boob. PJ then felt herself share the same overwhelmingly pleasureful experience that (Y/n) felt earlier.

PJ felt like she was floating on air as (Y/n) pleasured her. "Don't stop. Please, don't stop." She stated, a smile etching its way on her lips before an 'o' formed. Her hands were on (Y/n)'s boobs, which she deemed was the best thing to hold always, but especially during sex. Her hips rolled with (Y/n)'s touch as she felt herself growing closer. "I'm so close, baby," she bit her lip to hide a moan, but it came out anyway. (Y/n) kept the pace that she was at, moaning at PJ's moans. Feeling PJ clench on her fingers, she heard PJ cry out 'I'm cumming' before removing her fingers. PJ would have cried out at the action in protest if (Y/n) hadn't quickly replaced her fingers with her tongue. She helped PJ ride out her high, even overstimulating her into another orgasm as she did so. As she officially pulled away, the two girls catching their breaths, she licked PJ's orgasm from her fingers.

The action alone caused PJ to want to fuck her all over again.

Kicking the covers out from under them, (Y/n) pulled it over them, pulling PJ close to her. Their bare, clammy bodies pressed together, but neither could complain. They didn't want to anyway. "You're the one," PJ said quietly as she brushed a thumb along (Y/n)'s bottom lip. They were drinking each other in, and this was the pre-aftercare the two needed atthat moment, it was a silent agreement. At the face (Y/n) pulled, PJ laughed softly. "I'm serious. You are the one. You are my person." PJ whispered, pressing a kiss to (Y/n)'s lips. The tastes of each other mixed together, but neither minded.

A small laugh escaped (Y/n), despite the loving kiss that PJ shared and she reciprocated. "Are you only saying that because I fucked you into two orgasms?" She questioned cheekily, nudging PJ's nose softly with her own. Their own silly little gesture that they shared. They loved it when their noses touched because it always caused them to laugh, especially when they bumped and ruined a kiss.

"Mmm... Partially," PJ teased, making the two laugh together before PJ got serious again. Her thumb left (Y/n)'s lips, resting on her cheek. "When I look at you, I see everything right in the world. You make me happier than anything. You're so special to me. You are my person, my one, and I love you." PJ said, almost sleepily. Which made sense due to their previous activities. But they still needed to shower and at least get dressed since (Y/n)'s parents would get home later on in the day.

Gently kissing PJ, (Y/n) pulled away with a soft smile adorning her features. "I know, PJ. I love you, too. Just like I'm the person for you, you're the person for me. You're my one, also, and you make me so happy. I couldn't have fallen in love with a better person. You're funny, kind, and loving. Plus, a bonus is that you went to juvie and all." The two couldn't get through any serious conversation without a joke being thrown in somewhere. The two laughed gently before (Y/n) finally convinced PJ it was time to get up and shower. But afterward, they took what could easily be an award-winning nap in each other's arms.

#pj x reader #bottoms x reader #rachel sennott x reader #pj bottoms #bottoms the movie #rachel sennott

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thatseitagremlin · 6 months

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my drdt driving headcanons (tierlist form)

DISCLAIMER: this was originally made spontaneously for a (work-in-progress!) drdt x limbus company au, since my friend kindly reminded me that They Do Not Have a Designated Bus Driver (makes more sense in context), thus making one of the little freaks responsible for driving the bus and making sure all seventeen [;)] passengers stay alive. thankfully for these little freaks in this au specifically, death is reversible, which is why one of the tiers is worded like That. aside from that this actually isn't any different from my "normal" driving tierlist, but i thought the disclaimer need to be made anyways. full explanations under cut!

-) i trust them: it actually took me a while to figure out who the hell would i trust with driving a bus. with the additional possibility of the other drdt characters bitching about traffic and possibly annoying the driver. at the end i decided that i had the least worries about min and levi... until another friend brought up that they wouldn't trust min because she wouldn't be able to see 😭 I DON'T REMEMBER HER BANGS OBSTRUCTING HER IN ANY WAY IN CANON THOUGH, SO I'LL LEAVE HER THERE.

-) anxiety: i actually trust eden more than nico or ace, hence why she's at the first slot. she can probably drive, she's just prone to panicking. also i can imagine a scenario where she's so focused on the road that she doesn't realize she's driving onto a broken fence like a mario kart shortcut. also i think nico would do fine until they get into an oddly specific driving scenario and crashes the bus

-) road rage: hu has 18+ years worth of repressed anger. if she was driving and she knew someone else was listening i feel like she would progress from small talk to roasting everyone and everything she can think of. j could drive but arei would be constantly out to get her, so it's not worth letting it happen. ace is indeed there twice because leaving him out of either tier seemed unfaithful

-) has never driven: i think these three were 1) the type to get used to personal drivers, taxis, and driving service apps and 2) never rode in those little cars attached to shopping carts or played mario kart as children, but they all would be okay-ish drivers if they had the chance to learn. Unfortunately in this specific au, the only chance to learn is trial by fire, and they all fucked up their first attempts of driving and only charles is willing to try again. and then he'd go to the first slot of road rage. (charles voice after someone cuts him off on a red light) "Are you stupid?"

-) snorrrkkkkk mimimimimi: they let rose on the driver's seat for twenty seconds and put her on the banlist

-) blasts playlist: whit would like an artist that everyone else (except one or two secret fans) is ambivalent to/hates. it's just that my music taste is the fault of my brother's (near-exclusively vocaloid) and can't assign a specific example. he did actually get killed in the middle of driving once (and got revived after that, don't worry!!), so he has to promise to not blast his playlist and not try to annoy everyone else on purpose if he wants to drive again

-) legally and morally banned: teruko's bio states she dislikes vehicles so i think she was just banned outright from the very start. and even then she wouldn't want to drive, nor can anyone convince her to, because you never know what way her luck can kick in and cause the entire bus to get in an unfortunate accident. ...in this specific au there is actually no means or reason for xander to acquire a motorcycle and thus he'd be allowed to drive the bus, HOWEVER i really like giving the oddly specific headcanon of "goes absolutely haywire when driving a motorcycle and does life-threatening stunts that look really cool" to people who are normally responsible drivers. therefore i think if xander rode a motorcycle his adrenaline would just spontaneously spike and activate his innermost mario kart wii funky kong flame runner instincts

-) "people with seatbelts still die in car crashes!! :D": Even in a world where death is reversible, would you even give Veronika Grebenshchikova a chance to drive any sort of vehicle with other people's safety in her hands? also david is barely there because i think every other time he gets into a vehicle he eventually thinks about the vehicle crashing in an unfortunate accident. even when he's the driver. Especially when he's the driver.

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outsidersheadcanons · 2 months

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The Curtis bros playing Mario kart Wii

I think they've had the Wii for a long time (The Curtis parents bought it as a Christmas gift for the boys, and it was nice bc they could all play it at the same time and not have to fight over it)

The problem was for the longest time they couldn't figure out how to put it on 3 player mode 😭 So when Darry and Soda would play with a baby Pony they'd just. give him an unplugged controller 💀

Eventually they figured it out tho (thankfully) and Darry doesn't play a lot anymore. But Soda and Pony do if they're the first ones to wake up on the weekends

Ponyboy sucks at Mario Kart (and yk he rages too). He mains as Yoshi most of the time (and for Soda it's Peach bc she's pretty <3) Darry always liked Mario so he'd choose him (but sometimes he goes for Bowser bc he's cool too) Also Pony likes the bikes better than the carts.

Soda is very susceptible to earworms and he will. have the soundtrack stuck in his head for weeks (and he will annoy everyone by humming/whistling it all the time).

#sorry if these aren't good I haven't played this game since I was like. 5 😭#but wiis man. the memories

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corporatefrog · 1 year

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╭₊˚ ๑︰Playing Mario Kart with Team Stan [headcannon + oneshot]

✧.* tags: college au

✧.* Characters: stan marsh, kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, butters scotch

a/n: i love mario kart so much. I'm kind of awesome at it not to brag or anything (literally no lmaoo) I usually play luigi with the sports bike but I'd probably play dry bones if he was taken

masterlist

Kenny plays Dry Bones or Shy Guy

Kyle plays Toad or Luigi

Stan plays Yoshi or like the male villager

Butters plays Rosalina (ofc. She’s the best one fr) or fucking baby peach

“Butters why the fuck are you playing as baby peach. No one is playing peach. You can be regular peach.”

“But she’s just a lil fella going through the world!”

“SHE LEGALLY CANNOT DRIVE”

Yall make your own grand prix with electrodome, music park, maple treeway, and super bell subway (coconut mall if you’re playing the Wii version)

Loser of each grand prix switches out and you keep racking up points until the end of the night

LOTS of smack talk

Through the open window of the upstairs bedroom of the Marsh house on Tegridy Farms, a war brewed. The sounds flowing out the window stood in stark contrast to the peaceful night. A silent breeze rustled the budding cannabis plants, a soft movement that seemed to snap in the other direction as a wave of shouts pushed against the calm wind.

“Good to know Stan’s still in last place where he belongs”

“Well at least I’m not Kenny who needs an extra lightweight character to be farther than 6th”

Zooming into the room, a chaotic scene stood in stark contrast to the peaceful night. Various bags of chips scattered Cheeto and Dorito crumbs across the ground to be pulverized into the rug by sock covered feet. A hand pushed aside one of the bags, sending another wave of crumbs onto the ground as they reached for a can of soda.

Kenny lifted the can to his lips. He drank with one hand angled to the side of his face to keep his eyes on the television screen. Finishing the drink with a loud sigh, he returned the drink to the ground to refocus his attention on the game. And on shit talking Stan.

“Sorry I don’t listen to people who still drink Svedka.” He remarked, leaning his shoulder to the side as the cart with Dry Bones drifted around a corner. The trial of the cart sparked orange then purple as the speed boost charged. Dry Bones shot forward once the curve ended and pulled ahead of the NPC Bowser kart.

“That’s rich coming from someone who chugged a week old borg with mountain dew and pinot.” Stan retorted.

I gasped from my spot on the bed, attention breaking slightly to give Kenny a disgusted look, “Ew dude! Why the fuck did you do that?” I asked despite knowing the answer. There’s only one person who would make Kenny do something stupid like that. The one person who hasn’t been invited to the monthly Mario Kart tournaments in years because he’s a stupid idiot bozo.

“Cartman bet me $50 I couldn’t do it without puking-” Kenny’s response shifted tone as a red shell sent his cart flying off the end of the track “HEY WHAT THE FUCK KYLE! I WAS ALMOST WINNING!” He shouted as the perpetrator snickered on the floor.

“Yeah, because 4th place is winning- god dammit!” Kyle cursed as his own cart slipped on a banana peel. My character threw a fist in the air to cheer the successful sabotage.

“I really don’t know why you guys care so much about what place you get,” I mused as my kart pulled across the finish line, the large 1st Place symbol in the corner of my screen announcing the victory, “You’ll never be able to beat a god anyway.” A comical evil laugh boomed from my mouth, my arms raising to the sky as though calling upon the heavens to thank for my continuous win streak.

Butters jumped up from the beanbag to add another 15 points to my total bringing it to a strong 45 after I’d won the two races prior.

“I literally sent three blue shells at you. How the fuck did you still win?” Stan complained as he fell back against the bed, control dangling loosely from the wrist strap wrapped around his hand.

Butters jumped in with a finger raised, “Oh well that’s because they look on the reddit forums during our philosophy class-” I leapt from my spot, rushing to reach Butters before he revealed my secret. My hand covered his mouth as I gave him a pointed ‘don’t you even think about it’ look.

Turning back to the group with a shaky laugh, I waved off what Butters had almost said. “A Mario Kart god never reveals their secrets. Can’t have the mortals trying techniques they can’t master.” I gave Butters a pat on the shoulder, adding a warning squeeze before returning to my remote. Love the guy but he’s going to be the death of me one day, I swear.

“Yeah, yeah” Kenny rolled his eyes, “I was just warming up anyway.” He stretched his arms above his head with an over exaggerated yawn. Grabbing his remote in one hand and a soda can in the other, he readied himself for the final race of the first round.

“Okay? Then get better already? I’m hoping for a little bit of competition this time. Stan might even beat you if you keep racing like shit.” I snapped back at him with a wicked grin. A middle finger pointed my way came from Stan alongside some grumbled comebacks that weren’t loud enough to be heard.

We all readed ourselves for the final tack, hearts racing in sync as the counter ticked down

3…

I hovered my finger over the accelerator. Not yet.

2…

Four fingers simultaneously pushed down on the controller as wheels spun in place on the screen.

1…

Butters gripped the whiteboard marker in his seat, falling victim to the infectious adrenaline of the room.

GO!

And we were off.

#i want to play mario kart so badly now #someone find me a stable friend group to play mario kart with please and thank you #south park x reader #south park #corporatefrog #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #butters stotch #kenny mccormick

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dickgraysonxtherapy · 2 years

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I'm in the process of writing multiple birdflash fics and one of them is explicitly so I can write my headcanons about them being happy together (bc it is SO easy to make every single fic about them hurt/comfort). Do you have any happy domestic headcanons you would like to see more in the world?

ooooh, yes i so do 💕 god i love the so much. some of these are a little more family oriented, just because i feel like they’re both very family oriented people. also, please send me the like to your fic when you’re done, i’m always looking out for new birdflash stuff 🥺🥰

Dick can cook, but only fried food. Wally is extremely fascinated and horrified at some of the things Dick manages to put together.

Wally is the actual good cook, and he packs Dick’s lunch with little notes. Sometime they’re cute, but most of the time they’re just badly drawn penises.

they game so much together. their most played game is mario cart.

they pull out the wii and play mario party when Dick’s siblings crash a theirs.

Wally teaches Tim to skateboard while he’s hiding out at theirs.

Dick loves the heat, and actually hates the gotham cold. he cuddles Wally even in the summer.

Wally slaps Dicks ass every chance he gets.

so. much. PDA. so much.

they’re caught making out in the watch tower like, once a week.

Dick will drape himself over Wally any chance he gets.

Sometimes Wally shocks Dick like he’s rubbed his socks on the carpet. Dick yelps like a little kid every time.

they take turns pushing each other in the cart when they go grocery shopping.

sometimes Wally’s brain just goes too fast and Dick has to help ground him in the present.

they set fire to their kitchen at least three times in the first month of living together. nothing gets damaged but their pride.

they throw water bottles at each other and yell “hydrate or dydrate!” as a loving reminder to the other to drink water.

they’re both babies when they get sick, and is both of them are sick at the same time? they call Iris.

their fights are explosive, but short lived. they can’t stay mad at each other for long.

Wally sends Wayne kids and Batfamily memes to Dick on the daily.

Wally always manages to leave a hicky on Dick, and one of Dick’s siblings always manage to see it. it’s traumatizing for everyone.

Jason suffered through the “will they, won’t they” phase, and brings it up all the time. he has so much shit on them.

Bruce accidentally calls Wally “Barbra” all the time, and every other red head “Wally.” Dick is amused until Bruce calls him Wally.

Out of the whole family, Wally has the best relationship with Tim.

Wally is continuously appalled by some of the rich boy shit that comes out of Dick’s mouth.

Wally once left a restaurant because Bruce was eating his burger with a fork and knife.

Wally was convinced at one point the Damian was trying to assassinate him (he was).

Damian only accepts Wally after he sees Wally help a baby bird back into its nest.

#dick grayson #birdflash #dc comics #batfam #dickfast #dickwally #batman #nightwing #nightflash #flash dc #headcanons

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