#matt garrison

[jazzplusplus]

2001 - Herbie Hancock Electric Band - Future 2 Future - German tour: Columbiahalle in Berlin , Grosse Freiheit in Hamburg

Herbie Hancock (kbd), Wallace Roney (tp), Darell Diaz (kbd), Matt Garrison (b), Terri Lyne Carrington (dr)

[atla-what-is-this-site]

vld headcanon

Matt, Adam and Shiro were best friends, just total and complete besties

and then Adam and Shiro fell in lov-

But like, before that they made all their ringtones eachother trying to mimic vines and shit

Flash to present times, whoops they haven’t changed any of them-

*matt’s voice, bass boosted to shit* a̵̧͓̳͖̓̈́̽n̵̫͚͑͛͌̒d̴̛̲ ̴̛͙̯̀͠t̶̰̱͉͂̎̏ͅĥ̵̭͑͆ả̵̢͎͇̐̋ẗ̴̡͍̠́̇͝ ̴̠͔̹̀̑̉̀ͅw̸̖̏̇͑̀a̵͓̖͆s̸̩̱͍̃͂ ̸͈̆͊̐w̶̥̼͋̅h̷͂͠ͅe̶̢̪͗́͘͠n̵̮̠͑̋̈́ ̶̱͚͌K̸̦̤̜̈́̆̓̇ͅe̷̢̞͇̅͐́͝i̵̩̿t̶͍̾̏̂h̶̛̩̝̺̅̈̂ ̴̤̾̏͆ķ̴̣̪͚̂̈͐n̶̡̛͚̱̳̿̍̎ȩ̶̝̘̇͆́ẘ̴̗̈ ̵̛̭͚͛̓̓ḧ̴̘͍͎͎́̊̀è̶̪͎̰͊͗̉ ̸̨̞̞͓̇͛f̵̢̓̒̑̚ȕ̶̢̈c̸̲͙̘̜͌k̸̯͈̠͋̈́̓̍e̶̼̓̊̂d̴̡̠̓̌̓̐ ̷̖̻̒͌͋ú̴͉̊p̵̭̼͙͛͗

Lance, who’s been trying to prove Shiro likes memes for months: wait-

Shiro, not making eye contact: oh hey Keith

or even before the Kerberos mission like Shiro gets called in because like Keith punched a kid-

And like- Shiro gets a call from Adam-

*Shiro’s voice: now, let all the sounds trapped in your mind out 1, 2,* *adam’s voice: [screaminng]*

Iverson: you know what nevermind

[brewing-mischief]

I feel like something the fandom forgets is that Katie/Pidge doesn't actually need glasses?

Like, she wears them as tribute to her brother, to remind her daily of her mission to find him

But like...even I forget that homegirl really was out there, every episode of the show, in the heat of galactic battle just...wearing fashion glasses.

And I have to assume that. Because she had to have replaced the prescription with clear glass right? So she doesn't destroy her eyesight?

We see her putting on her brother's extra pair. Her brother who before space wears them. To see. I mean, I don't know much but I feel like any space program wouldn't really allow you to wear glasses in space unless you needed them

Except uh....that's the other thing, because once Matt gets to space, he just ~decides~ he doesn't need glasses anymore???

And I get it. I do. I get that its a way to display age to the characters but at the same time I have to wonder. Like did the Galra give Matt eye surgery? Did Katie replace his lenses with clear glass for school?

Or were both these fools just wearing fashion glasses this entire time because it made them look smart?

[holysheithyall]

“We’re just two slow dancers, last ones out.”

[the-feral-gremlin]

I feel like Keith doesn’t tell any of the paladins when his birthday is because he feels like it’s not important and it’s just another day, In his mind. Shiro, Adam, and Matt tried to get him to celebrate/ build good memories surrounding the day and it was slowly starting to work, but then the Kerberos mission failure happened and Keith got kicked out of the garrison. Adam, Colleen, and Pidge tried to get him to celebrate whenever they met up at a small diner near the shack, and Keith only ordered a cookie to make Adam happy. And when the next birthday rolls around he’s in space, and Shiro’s back and alive. But he just can’t find it in himself to celebrate.

[ghstsrock]

Johnny Lawrence Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Lawrence headcanons

( a/n : i wrote these with goopy in mind. Iykyk | please read these in all caps as written. )

✶ BLONDE.

✶ BLUE EYED.

AHHHH

✶ GAY

✶ RICH

✶ RUDE

✶ DOESN’T DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY

✶ CAN’T COOK

✶ BEATS UP PEOPLE OF COLOR

✶ ILLITERATE

✶ DUMB

✶ ties his shoes with one bunny ear instead of two

that’s a life sentence.

✶ wears a red leather jacket

✶ TAKES MILITARY STYLE KARATE CLASSES

masochism

✶ rides his motorcycle like an asshole

✶ gets kick out every two weeks

✶ toxic masculinity

every William Zabka character has that, tho-

✶ VERY insecure

it’s like a personality trait or sumn

✶ probably owns a gun

✶ can’t roll a blunt

fake hippie.

✶ steals his mom’s wine

✶ MAMAS BOY

✶ can’t decide when he wasn’t to wear shiny pants or a polo shirt

✶ CAUCASIAN

✶ didn’t go to prom bc no one liked him after the tournament

✶ calls people twerp as an insult

✶ TWO LEFT FEET

✶ LACTOSE INTOLERANT

✶ THINKS SALT IS SPICY

✶ MAKES FUN OF MEN FOR DRINKING BEVERAGES WITH FRUIT IN THEM

projecting???

✶ hangs around a bunch of people shorter than him

✶ disgustingly idealistic

✶ LISTENS TO WHITESNAKE

✶ HUGE TITS

someone get this guy a bra

✶ failed English

✶ WEARS A HEADBAND IN PUBLIC GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE CANT GET OVER

✶ A SLUT

﹙📦﹚ request inbox thing is open ﹒zᶻ

[discordiansamba]

actually a mental time travel fic involving Matt only mentally traveling back to the past before Kerberos has the potential to be really funny like, if you tell it exclusively from an outsider POV.

Pidge loves her brother dearly. But also he's gone kind of insane ever since he joined the Garrison? All of a sudden he's interested in taking martial arts classes? He's learning staff fighting? Sometimes she catches him muttering in a language that she doesn't know. He's growing out his hair? Did her brother get taken over by some kind of alien?

Wait no, he's still obsessed with terrible sci-fi movies. That's definitely Matt.

(Matt's not sure if he can change the fate of the Kerberos mission. In fact, they kind of need it if they're going to get the paladins back up there. But he can be more prepared.)

(also can he have that space growth spurt early. please? he got so used to being tall. oh well. at least he can have the Garrison fix his eyes early.)

[craigwouldbesooohappy]

When South Park releases their new season, I am SO hopeful that they make fun of JoJo Siwa and do something like Garrison gets almost shot type thing, and then they show everyone wearing the bandages around their ears. PLEASE MATT AND TREY!! LET ME SEE JOJO IN SOUTH PARK!!🙏🏼

[vee-is-a-clown]

I want to see an au where teenage Shiro, Adam, and Matt found a little orphan Keith and saw it fit to give him a home (by sneaking him into the Garrison dorms).

Idk how it would work long term but come on, it'd be so cool.

It'd be the best sitcom like:

Overly cheesey gay couple with not enough impulse control, third wheel gremlin who's dad works at the Garrison, and even younger gremlin who causes mischief behind the scenes.

[mr-garrison-simp-blog]

The Garrussy plush

I don’t need oxygen

I need him

[phone-matt]

"Throwing that ball at me fixed it but! Shucks, I think I pulled something... Ouchie!"

“Uhh.. It’s good that it worked I guess.. but uhh are you alright..?”

[c00pswhore]

voice acting is like roleplay and basically rick and mr. garrison are just matt and trey roleplaying as a healthy gay couple.

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Keith: Absent mindedly hums a tune he heard on the radio a couple years ago - hes not sure who the artist is since he doesn't listen to music much

Lance: UP IN THE CLUB, WE JUST BROKE UP, I'M DOING MY OWN LITTLE THING

*Lance Pidge and Hunk all spontaneously jump up and start doing the Single Ladies choreography*

Matt: THATS MY LITTLE SISTER!!!! WOOOOOOOO

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

Whatever you do, do not call Stu, Dick Grayson. He fucking hates it, okay?

[scattered-winter]

I think my favorite thing abt this rewrite so far is that I get to write everyone as they are at the very beginning (mentally unstable) and things only get worse from there <3

[the-feral-gremlin]

Pre Canon Voltron headcannons Bc I Can. Part 1(?)

Keith has dyed his hair red before, (specifically before meeting Shiro and then once at the garrison to piss Iverson and Sanda off.)

Shiro knows how to give himself a (non sexual obvi) massage.

After finding out Keith’s holiday plans consisted of staying in his shared room at his foster parents, Matt and Shiro invited over for the Holt/ Shirogane-Whatever the fuck Adam’s last name is family dinner. And he hasn’t missed one sense, even when in the desert.

Keith taught Pidge how to pick a lock and how to defend herself, while Pidge taught Keith his way around a computer.

Keith knows first aid. (Bc his dad was a firefighter, he grew up in the desert, and bc he was always getting himself in trouble.)

Matt and Keith pranked Iverson and Sanda a lot (unbeknownst to everyone else because they would get in a whole lot of trouble obviously)

Matt and Keith were roommates.

On the anniversary of his dad’s death, you could find Keith under his bed frame or in some other odd place with music playing. Matt covers for him in class while Shiro and Adam ask for the day off and hang out with him, usually in silence.

Adam, Shiro, and Iverson were all in the same book club.

Adam and Shiro have the occasional double date with Sam and Colleen (it consists of Sam trying to get Shiro to call him something other than Science Officer Holt and Adam and Colleen swapping recipes)

That’s all for now

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