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anyway is anyone interested in seeing a little rough draft snippet of a prequel ficlet I'm working on for my rewrite atm? It's about Max and Fang's first kiss, and from Fang's point of view. It's in an abandoned skyscraper they hide in while hiding from a cop after stealing a book from a store. It's really rough and nowhere near finished yet but I haven't posted any fic content in like three weeks so I just wanted to share a little of what I'm working on. Anyway maybe it's silly and a little ooc, but I crave Fax content so whatever.
I sit on the dusty concrete floor, watching Max as she reads the textbook. She turns a page and brushes a strand of hair behind her ear and I can’t help but smile. Unfortunately, with her hair no longer blocking her view, she realises that I’m watching her. I look away, embarrassed to have been caught staring.
“What?” she asks.
“Nothing.” I say quickly.
She frowns at me. “No really, why are you looking at me like that?”
Crap, what am I supposed to say to her? How the hell can I explain why I was watching her like that without telling her how I feel? Oh man, she’s waiting for an answer, what do I do?
“Um, I just...” I stammer. I wish I didn't suck so much at talking. This would have been a hell of a lot easier if I could just tell her. You know what? Screw it. I once heard someone say that actions speak louder than words.
I take a deep breath, lean in and kiss her
#maximum ride#max ride#maximum ride rewrite#fax#maximum ride fax#non binary fang#Fang is bad at talking#max is clueless#tbh I'm working on versions from BOTH povs#fan fiction#rough draft#plz be nice its just a draft#tbh idk how to write kiss scenes well coz im a total fucken virgin and have never kissed anyone lmao rip me#so this is kinda new to me ngl
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Lando: How did you know you were in love with Charles? Max: ??? Lando: Max: I'm in love with Charles? Lando: Lando: Oh my god. (Lando goes to Max for advice about Oscar. Lando also learns very quickly that Max is the last person you go to for romantic advice.)
#lando norris#f1 incorrect quotes#formula 1 incorrect quotes#lestappen#landoscar#max verstappen#charles leclerc#three oblivious idiots because let's be honest lando is also clueless#oscar is done with all of them#oscar piastri
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#nhl#nhl memes#hockey blogging#hockey textposts#text post meme#ryan lindgren#always covered in blood??#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#i miss them#matt rempe#really hope my king olivier beats his ass again#if he ever comes back from the AHL#max domi#he’s so girly pop#mitch marner#local dumbass#brendan brisson#so gay#matthew tkachuk#this guy again✋#wyatt johnston#clueless i swear#kent johnson#my bbygirl#cole caufield#he’s so me coded
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#even the game's like 'well you lived!!!!!! congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!'#like OH MY GOD THAT CROWD OF SWEEPERS WAS WILD. I COULDN'T SEE MY SCREEN HALF THE BLOODY TIME.#limbus company#spark's project moon adventures#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what i call shitposting#also ignore the team lineup i was testing sinking and they were max battery for MD so i said sure <- clueless#and then said 'yeah we're okay enough to test the event pack!' <- CLUELESS
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imagine at last by etta james is playing softly in the distance or something


ft the fits by yours truly.,.,.i realize now its kinda (Very) silly to have such obviously summer outfits in an autumnal setting but listen. its so so So hot where i live & im projecting
#the museum#the gallery#i dont know how mirrors work this is just pure vibes yall#i also have never been to new york but i want to so again. projecting#anyways this is like . first meeting type thing#attraction at first sight but ur a clueless lesbian#idk dani is in nyc for her brand/is a model but shes having a midlife crisis#enter nepo baby max who runs a semi famous instagram for her cats while shes getting her history degree at nyu#maxiel#mv1#mv33#dr3#formula 1#hope this finds the right ppl lmao
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tfp au pharma gets turned into a baby lol
This is just a snippet of a comic idea I want to work on. The premise will be Pharma, while on Griffin Rock, accidentally gets turned into a child due to Doc Greene’s invention. Before they could reverse the effects, Pharma goes missing. Fortunately, all that happened was that he crawled through the groundbridge back to Team Prime’s hideout. So while the Rescue Bots and Burns freak out about where Pharma is, Team Prime is busy trying to care for a child (that they didn’t know was Pharma until Ratchet told them).
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#transformers#maccadam#tfp au#tfp sunstreaker#tfp blaster#tfp tracks#tfp ratchet#tfp pharma#sketch#i mainly just want to draw the tfp au cast interacting with a baby lol#for example#i think fort max would be super sweet but baby pharma would just cry on the spot bc he’s so intimidating#fort max cries later too#blaster and sunny are good at caring for babies bc of their past experiences#do not bring a child near inferno good lord#percy and optimus would be clueless
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i think johnny would like the pokemon that fight together like tandemaus and falinks
#friendship fusion pokemon 🥺#johnny staring very pointedly at max (clueless): yeah i like maushold#meanwhile max doesn’t really go here so he’s like uhhh the dog that’s on fire is cool i guess#aka johnny (dog coded and frequently aflame)#pnat#david.txt
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Bradley and Max have that Dionne and Murray (from clueless) type of relationship.
#maxley#bradley uppercrust iii#max goof#clueless#dionne davenport#they’re so dumb i hate them#bradley x max#max x bradley#an extremely goofy movie
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Dextermorgan?more like maxwell morsan
#but in this version the siblings are blood related and the sister is not in love with her step brother GOD i hate that trope#if i had a nickel for everytime show made a romantic connection between step siblings i would have 2 nickel#i genuinely dislike clueless 1999 or whatever#and dexter has the same plot#thank god it was one sided#max#jayson#not unique#mary#au
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2025 WATCHLIST: APRIL
✨Send me your movie recs to watch in the upcoming month ✨

✨ Click this link to go to my substack and see my thoughts on these movies ✨
• 12 Monkeys (1995) dir. Terry Gilliam ⇢ (2.5 out of 5) • For Love of the Game (1999) dir. Sam Raimi ⇢ (3.5 out of 5) • That Thing You Do! (1996) dir. Tom Hanks ⇢ (5 out of 5) • Here (2024) dir. Robert Zemeckis ⇢ (3 out of 5) • There Will Be Blood (2007) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson ⇢ (4 out of 5) • Mad Max (1979) dir. George Miller ⇢ (2.5 out of 5) • Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling ⇢ (3.5 out of 5) • Tombstone (1993) dir. George P. Cosmatos & Kevin Jarre ⇢ (4 out of 5) • Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger ⇢ (4 out of 5)
#not a fic#loli watches#hot takes#12 monkeys#for love of the game#that thing you do#here#there will be blood#mad max#clueless#tombstone#conclave
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Max: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Mike, to Steve: What’s seven times seven?
Dustin: Stuff he knows!
#the car scene will go down in history#incorrect quotes#stranger things#mike wheeler#dustin henderson#source: clueless#max mayfield
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I'm guessing none of my moots saw this
Sincerely the fey/Tavern
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Soooo, who was gonna tell me Doctor Who is on Max? I’ve been trying to watch this show for forever now and I find out at 2AM that it’s on Max.
I thought we were friends. 😢
Also, I may be a little slow because this whole time I’ve been telling myself that Amy Pond looks familiar as hell. It’s Karen Gillan. 😑 *Shakes my head in disappointment* I’ve been watching her forever and I couldn’t pick her out of Doctor Who? Who am I?
#doctor who#10th doctor#9th doctor#11th doctor#13th doctor#12th doctor#rose tyler#amy pond#who was gonna tell me#crying 😢#clueless#david tennant#matt smith#hbo max
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almost choked when mother came into the room and asked "do you know what 'shipping' means?"
#turns out it's a 5th grader making a comment in the class and the teachers not knowing what it means#they're so clueless they don't even know it's an english term :(#the kids are cruel#anyway she knows what it means now and probably gossiping with the otther teachers at the group chat at the moment lol#i'm a little proud because when we said “it doesn't have to be the opposite sex” she went “okay so it's two person. got it.”#meanwhile anne/max/jack sex was on pause on the screen#it was hilarious#i'll take it as a win though#anyway#ruerues
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I think there’s more than just friendship between Max and Charles. The fact that they have similar bracelets and they are always so weird (sexual tension level awkwardness) around each other is very telling.
I think they’re far closer than they let on but are trying their best to keep up the ‘rivalry’ (for their own sanities more than anything else) and that’s where the strange tension comes from. I agree there’s more than friendship there but I’m not sure whether our boys know it.
#max and charles being clueless while everyone else in f1 is just on the verge of tears is my favourite image#lestappen#anon
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I need them to give Yuki a grid cooking show á la grill the grid. He gives every team one recipe to cook and asks them cooking related questions (do you wash your rice?) and it would be absolutely hilarious chaos
#i just know most of the grid would be horrendous#i think lewis would be quite good actually#so would be kevin and checo or really anyone who has kids#ferrari would fight in the bottom spots with alpine and mclaren#all six of them are too young and rich to have ever learned how to cook properly#and max would also be clueless as well honestly#sam talks f1#f1
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