#formula 1 incorrect quotes

[f1incorrectquotess]

Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

[ryesingerrose]

Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

[englishboylover]

sebastian : i have something to tell you.

kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.

sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!

kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.

[apollosdaydreams]

Sixteen

Max Verstappen x Reader

Max: *Hiding something in his coat* "I think we should adopt another kid."

Y/n: "No."

Max: *Frowns* "Why not?"

Y/n: "Because when you say 'kid' you mean a cat, and we already have fifteen of those."

Max: *unzips coat.* "Sixteen."

[mclarennerd1645]

Yasmin: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Max: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Max: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Yasmin: ...

Charles, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

[exactlaptime]

*at max and charles' house warming party*

Pierre : are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Charles : I'm a knife 😠

Max [from the other side of the room] : he's a little spoon

[kazuha-pista-badam]

*sebastian and christian sitting on a bench*

mark: why do you guys look so sad?

christian: sit down so we could tell you

*mark sits down*

sebastian: the bench is freshly painted.

[leclercloml]

F1 Drivers | Fake messages 2

PS: I've been very busy with my studies, so I'll be just posting these for now 🫶🏻

[thebookaddict7]

Pierre: I was just diagnosed with deez.

Esteban: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

[arrowenchantress]

Y/n: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Y/n: And I started thinking.

Y/n: Like it was just trying to get food.

Y/n: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.

Y/n: How would I feel.

Lando: *Cuddling Y/n*

Lando: Love, light of my life, what the actual fuck.

[f1incorrectquotess]

Charles, at 3 am: What I dont understand is why everyone gives me weird fucking looks whenever I eat a bell pepper. Do they think bell peppers are deadly spicy? Is every single fucking person in this sport a goddamn airhead? Bell peppers arent spicy. They are crisp and refreshing and in fact, can be eaten as a snack like a fucking apple. This is why I'm fucking #3 in the standings and the two people that never question it are #2 and #1. I am sick and tired of having to deal with people being dumbasses. Bell peppers arent fucking SPICY FOR FUCKS SAKE

Fred: Why are you in my room?

[ryesingerrose]

Max, over text: turn around ;) Max: no the other way Max: wrong way again Charles: where the fuck are you Max: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

[bbglewis]

F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)

+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)

this is how i cope

[apollosdaydreams]

Mirror

Lando Norris x Reader

You were sitting on the couch, in your shared apartment with lando. Your legs were up to your chest, covered by one of the throw blankets that were always on the couch. You were enjoying your book when you heard the door open. Quickly glancing up you saw that it was your boyfriend, Lando. You quickly looked back down to start reading your book again.

“Met a dumbass today, awful.” Lando broke the silence. You didn’t look up, still reading your book.

“You looked in the mirror?” You asked, still with your gaze on your book. Smiling slightly.

Lando stopped, his jaw hung open. He laughed slightly, taken back at your response. “Someday you will have to pay for your own actions and god may not be so merciful.”

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[mclarennerd1645]

Max : I love you.

Charles: Me too.

[exactlaptime]

charles : [beaming] I've been practicing my new signature, want to see?

max : sure, use this paper

charles : max.. this is marriage certificate

max : and what about it?