#formula 1 incorrect quotes

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 157

Max: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! YOU'RE NOT THE MAN I MARRIED!

Charles: Then we'll get divorced! And I'm taking Oscar!!

Oscar: *Slowly sliding the UNO carts away from them* I think it's time we stop playing...

[syzygyofeureka]

*carcar watching Finding Nemo*

Oscar: clownfishes are sequential hermaphrodites..and with the absence of the mother, Marvin had no other option but to find his son so they could breed for continuation of their species.

Carlos: not to be sexist or anything but your mouth should only be used for sucking dick.

[ryesingerrose]

Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

[gwenie-creates]

Oscar : Lando learned how to fold origami penguins from Max the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

[chil02]

Carlos: Why won't the damn FIA leave us alone?

Lando: Maybe they are homophobic.

Carlos: We're not gay, Lando.

Lando: We're not??

[shrimptiger]

Oscar: Lando, am I ugly?

Lando: nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world!

Oscar: Carlos, am I ugly?

Carlos: very much.

[f1incorrectquotess]

Fernando: Dear, Santa

Fernando: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty

Fernando: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard

[ynbabe]

Charles: Is five a lot of followers?

Max: Depends on the context.

Max: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Max: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Charles and Max turning around to find the rookies sneaking up behind them:

[versatancore]

*charles just passing by*

pierre : i'm not gay but damn.

lewis : it's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay.

max : to be honest, i'd fuck him.

george : see now? that's gay.

[kolbalissh]

f1 as textposts but its only carcar this time part 3/?

[interstallerrr]

Seb: sees max and charles together

Seb: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Lewis: You mean… you ship them?

[nyree2712]

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 172

Max: I've never had a best friend

Daniel: I'll be your best friend!!!

Max:

Max: *Turning to Charles* I've never had a boyfriend either

[syzygyofeureka]

Max: pick him up

Charles: I picked him up last time

Max: it was your idea to adopt him

Charles: fuck you

[gwenie-creates]

Lando : You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Oscar : Not again! Lando : No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Max: Just wait until you hear about whales. Lando : What now?

[chil02]

Oscar: What are you writing?

Lando: red bull wants to know what kind of improvements we have made to the car. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Oscar, looking over Lando's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

[apollosdaydreams]

Your Point?

Lando Norris x Reader

Warnings: suggestive, no smut

You and Lando were both breathing heavily, you looked up and him and gave him a small smile.

“Are we fighting or flirting?” You asked, holding back a laugh.

Lando looked at you deadpanned, showing now emotion. “I’m pinning you against a wall and my hand is around your neck.” He said, squeezing your neck slightly.

You cocked your head to the side, giving him a smile. “Your point?”

Lando growled slightly as he lifted your up so your legs were around his hips, pushing through his bedroom door he laid you down on his bed.

“You are in for a treat tonight sweetheart.” He said leaning down and kissing your neck.

It would be greatly appreciated if you could reblog!! 🧡

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