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no1bookgirl · 27 days ago

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Vacillator

agggtm x naturals

synopsis: Cecilia Bell, Becca Bell’s twin sister, wasn’t a party goer. At all. Having joined the Naturals at the recommendation of Dean when she was 12-years-old, she hadn’t seen much of a real party. But now, she was back in Fairview, being dragged into a house by Andie. You just need to get out some time, she said, even though that didn’t work so well for her in the end.

warnings: mentions of drugs, alcohol, and sex; underage drinking; an interaction with Max Hastings *gulp*; and verbal domestic abuse (ps. probably ooc writing… apologies 🙂‍↕️)

wc: 2.9k

a/n: I will let you know, this is a work in progress! I don’t know if I will post more of this and if so most likely not on tumblr… but we’ll just have to see if I even get past here. I would be (and have been) planning on having this be a full length fic but idk if people would like it or how it would be received. The ending might also seem rushed because it kind of is

october 17th, 2013

9:27 p.m.

The house before me was buzzing, music playing loud enough to warrant a noise complaint, little bits of colored lights filtering through the sheer curtain.

Pulling me along, Andie bounced beside me, walking at a speed almost impossible in heels she was wearing.

“You ready for your first party?” Andie asked, her words almost unintelligible over the loud music. She shimmied her shoulders at me, her lips pulling into a smirk.

I shrugged. “I guess… Can’t expect much ‘cause I didn’t know about it until last night.” My voice shook a little, and I tried covering it with a nervous laugh.

“You’ll have more fun than you think.” Andie nudged me. “I promise.”

My legs wobbled as we approached the door, light bursting through the poorly drawn curtains. If you’re going to have a party, cover up properly, I thought.

When I actually got inside, it wasn’t what I thought it would be. Red solo cups bouncing against each other, strangely colored liquids dripping down the rim. It was loud. Really loud. I couldn’t hear my breathing, I couldn’t hear my heartbeat, my legs were wobbling, desperately trying to stay balanced against the bass—

A nudge came from beside me, bringing me back. Andie was there, staring at my face, very amused.

“You look terrified,” I could almost hear her say (I had to read her lips more than actually hear). “Not sure if I can leave you alone.”

Dread washed over me.

“Why would you have to leave?”

“I have business that I have to do,” she said, a mischievous smirk playing across her lips as she sauntered her way into the crowd of people.

And now here I was: alone, confused, practically deaf, eyes straining against the light. There was one escape I could find: the phone gripped in my hand.

My hands shook, quickly opening my messages with Dean.

Me: this is… something

Lima Deans: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: it’s very underwhelming 😕

Lima Deans: There aren’t guys jumping all over you? What a surprise.

Me: it’s just very loud and my eyes hurt already

Me: someone i’ll probably pour a mystery concoction down my throat soon too

Lima Deans: Well, just make sure you don’t take drinks from random people

Me: remember how that ended for you last time

Lima Deans: Don’t even, Cecilia.

Me: you turned into Pinky Pie!!

Lima Deans: Then that can be your lesson: Don’t take drinks from strangers (or Michael and Sloane) because you might turn pink.

Lima Deans: Where did Andrea go?

Lima Deans: Is she not by you anymore?

Me: she went to “take care of business”

Lima Deans: I see.

Lima Deans: Just remember that if you need something you can call me, alright?

Me: yes, sir 👏

I clicked the power button, shifted my grip back to its original position. My hands were growing sweatier by the second, hastily wiping them on my practically-a-shirt sized dress that Andie threw at me. My eyes traced over the packed house, transfixed by the fluidity of their movements. Farther into one of the rooms, a head stuck out from the rest. He was tall and practically glowing, his hair still a visible blonde in the adjusted lighting. He turned, locking on my eyes. There was neon paint on his face, little dots and lines all around. As he walked toward me— Why is he walking toward me?

I shifted my stance, trying to appear more relaxed than I actually was. My eyes stayed locked on him, trying to get some sort of read on him. His hair was messy in a charming way, subtle smile lines, must be the laughing type.

Or it’s a practiced smile for fancy dinners.

He was wearing a polo shirt, a plain blue, and had a casual pair of jeans as well. The face paint didn’t fit the outfit, but he worked it in somehow. His shoes were clean, white and black Nike shoes—must have gotten them recently. He also looked naturally older. It could be the height, but there was something about him that screamed I’m-in-a-fraternity-at-a-fancy-out-of-state-college. There wasn’t anything aggressive about him. No urge to grab and touch, no tension in his movements. From what I can put together this guy was likely upper-class, lives in a fancy house, accepted into college—actual hard work? we’ll never know—lives with both parents, gets a new phone when the next comes out. He has to stay up to date with the newest releases because why else would the girls flock to him? He wasn’t holding a drink, but that didn’t rule out him being drunk.

The man I had just analyzed for what felt like hours was now standing directly in front of me, studying me. Probably not the same Dean-style way I had but enough to figure something out.

“Are you new here?” he finally spoke up. His voice was deeper than I would have expected.

“To the area? No. I’m just visiting family right now,” I asked, my voice wavering slightly. He noticed. And he enjoyed it.

He cocked his head, narrowing his eyes and leaning to try to find a similarity between me and anyone in Fairview. “Who’s your family?”

“The Bells. Like, Andie and Jason.”

His brows rose, the smile I’d predicted before finally coming to rest on his face. It was charming, charismatic. Too charismatic…

“So you’re the unknown third daughter, huh?” he smirked.

My brows furrowed. “Is that how I’m referred to here?”

“Oh,” he laughed, “that’s just one of your names; there are a lot of rumors.”

“Like what?” My voice was more panicked than I intended it to be, destroying whatever facade I was trying to put on before.

The man relaxed, leaning back slightly. He looked, blowing air out of the corner of his lips. “There are just,” he paused. “There are just too many to count.”

“What?!”

Looking back down at me, he looked like he was trying to not sm—

Ah.

He was joking.

The smile finally broke his face, a chuckle coming out with it.

“Okay, in all seriousness, there are rumors about where you’ve been,” he said, finally starting to compose himself. “There are two main ones. The first one is simple, quite boring: you are in some really smart program and moved out of the area to pursue your smart life. The second one, the better one, is much more entertaining. According to sources with no evidence besides you not being here, you are a long lost princess kidnapped by the Bells. When your identity was finally revealed, you went back to your original family and haven’t been back since.”

As he finished, I registered my open jaw, more brows somehow even more furrowed than before.

“They got one of them right,” I sighed.

The blonde didn’t say anything, just stared like he was waiting for something. “The smart one or the princess one?”

I deadpanned, staring at him. “Which do you think?”

He shrugged. “You’ve got the looks for a princess, so…”

I barely registered his draw out word, a blush creeping onto my cheeks—hopefully he couldn’t see it in this light.

“So, where do you go then? School, I mean.”

“I’m out in Washington, D.C.”

“Shit,” he laughed, “so you’re, like, smart, smart.”

I shrugged, mimicking him before. “If you think so.”

His eyes dragged over me, his tongue poking his cheek as he briefly stopped on my chest before moving back up. “Beauty and brains.”

My cheeks heated even more, my eyes looking anywhere but me.

“Hey, do you want to get something to drink?” he offered.

Trying to draw all attention away from myself, I obliged. We weaved through the crowd, a small conversation breaking out between the two of us again as we walked.

“You know, I still don’t know your name,” he said.

“Why would you need to know my name?” I replied in a nervous laugh.

“For your contact.”

“My contact?”

“Your contact in my phone.”

I see what you did there.

Looking up at him, a small smirk played on my lips. “I have to begrudgingly admit, that was pretty smooth.”

“Thank you, I’ve been cooking it up since I saw you.” He moved in a strange way, maybe trying to initiate a game of charades. Strangely flipping a pancake? No. Sautéing vegetables!

Right before we reached the table, I finally said, “Cecilia. My name is Cecilia.”

“And I’m Max, Max Hastings. You might heard of me before—“

“No, never.”

That took a blow to his ego.

Walking into the kitchen, the counter was stacked with beer bottles, used cups, and a bowl of (maybe) punch. An intense game of beer pong was being played at the dining table, the crowd erupting into cheers as someone landed their ball into the last cup. Max reached over, grabbing a beer bottle and popping it open in the edge of the counter. To fit in, I also grabbed a cup, taking a sip before almost spitting it right out. The sour concoction slid down my throat, burning the entire way.

“Oh my god,” I coughed, “that is terrible.”

Max only watched with amusement, laughing at me. Pulling me closer to him, he placed a hand on my lower back. He thrusted his drink toward me and it wasn’t like I could reject it now. I’ll have to ignore Dean’s prior warning.

“This will probably taste much better than whatever you just drank,” he said, a small laugh still lingering in his voice.

“Thank you.” I took a sip, the more familiar taste being much more pleasant.

After a moment of silence passed between us, Max finally said something, “What are your thoughts on the party so far? I’m assuming it’s one of your first.”

I didn’t want to be too harsh in case this was his doing, but he was the one to ask the question. “It’s… underwhelming.”

“Yeah, kind of expected.” I didn’t say anything, waiting for him to continue. “It’s a Freshman’s house,” he elaborated.

“What are they like usually?” I asked.

“Not this. Louder, more packed.” There could be even more people? “Things getting passed around if you catch my drift.”

“Mm,” I hummed in recognition. If Dean were here he’d tell me whether or not he was the one passing them around. When I mentioned being related to Andie before, he seemed intrigued. Most people would take that as because I was the missing Bell sister, but his interest seemed to go beyond that. He doesn’t have the intelligence to deal himself, seeing as he was most likely held back, so he’ll have the things passed on to him.

Coming back to reality, I blinked my eyes clear, finding Max with a concerned look on his face. His brows were furrowed, but his eyes were slightly widened.

“Why do you keep just staring at me? It’s starting to creep me out,” he said, trying to cover his actual nerves with a laugh.

Shit. I didn’t realize I was staring. He wasn’t angered by my staring which was a good sign.

“Sorry.” I lowered my head, looking off to the side to allow my hair to bring a curtain over my face. “It’s just—Andie left to go god knows where and you’re the only person who has come up to me; I don’t know what else to do. Also, eye contact is important in conversations,” I commented. And in control.

“You could probably guess where Andie went,” he said. So, he knows of her activity.

I shrugged. “Can’t blame her though, gets her a lot of money.”

“That’s not daddy’s money?” he scoffed.

“You think our dad would buy her all that? He buys himself a new car every month. And he has to pay for his favorite.” I smiled, closing my eyes and placing my chin on the back of my flattened fingers.

“Cece, we established this, I am the favorite,” a voice came from behind us. I turned to find Andie leaned across the other end of the counter.

I snorted. “Really?”

“Speaking of him,” Andie straightened, “we should probably get home before he sends out a search party for you.”

My eyes widened at that. “You didn’t tell him?”

Andie snorted this time, rounding the counter to grab my arm lightly. “I never do.”

She started pulling my arm, sloshing around the still full beer in my hand. But before we got more than two feet away, Max grabbed my other arm.

“I still haven’t gotten your number,” he stated. It was less casual conversation, more of a demand. He also straightened, making himself much bigger.

“Oh, yeah, sorry.” I pulled my arm away from Andie’s, taking Max’s phone once he extended it to me. I typed my number in quickly, giving his phone back.

“Cecelia, right?”

“Yeah,” I said with a nod, a smile on my face.

Andie pulled my arm again like an impatient child, leaning her head back and groaning. “Cecilia…”

“I know, I know.”

Finally departing with a wave, we weaved through the crowd just as before, making our way outside. I didn’t realize how much I needed the fresh air until I was actually out here. The stuffy, hot room mixed with the smell of alcohol and puke was not the best.

“Already getting guys' numbers?” Andie quizzed.

“I guess,” I said, brushing it off like it was nothing.

The walk home was quiet, the house having not been too far. And when we got home, Dad was in the kitchen, waiting. Becca sat across the table too, dressed in pajamas, her body folded up to fit on the chair. I had forgotten she didn’t go. Just as quickly as I noticed them, a notification came to my phone. It was a text.

+1 (203) 172-2838: this is cecilia right?

+1 (203) 172-2838: its max

An unwanted smile spread across my face looking at the text.

“Who was that?” Becca asked, her eyes trailing down me. She noticed the dress obviously borrowed from Andie. It didn’t fit quite right, a little too tight. Too long. And if it was too long on me, I couldn't imagine how short it was on her.

My eyes flickered to her, dropping the smile on my face. “Just a guy I met.”

There was a sudden shift in the room, a subtle glance from Dad. “Really?” he muffled through a mouthful of steak. He must have gotten home late.

“Just got here and you’re already getting guys' numbers,” she said, a hint of disappointment and disapproval in her voice.

Turning to Becca, I put my hands on my hips. “Bec, you can’t question my online activity choices when you still use Wattpad.”

“No I don’t!” she burst, her earlier attitude completely faded.

“Yes, you do! I saw you reading your Percy Jackson stuff the other day,” Andie chimed in, bending over in laughter.

Looking around confused, Dad turned to the three of us. Andie was red in the face, holding her stomach. There was a slight smile on my face. Becca was bright red, holding her head in her hands.

“What is this Wattpad thing you are talking about? Is it a splash pad somewhere?” The question only cracked Andie up more, causing her to fall over, gasping for air between laughs.

“It’s—“ she said in a gasp “—a f-f-fa—“ she couldn’t get the words out. “It’s a fanfiction website!”

That didn’t seem to help.

“She reads porn.”

“I am not reading porn, Andie! Stop!” Becca shouted, slamming her hands against the table.

That did not go over well with Dad. “Becca! Do not hit the table!” he shouted back.

Becca instantly quieted, sitting back down in her seat.

Dad was seething. One hand pointed at Becca, the other clenched so hard his knuckles were white. His voice had a certain agitation that was more than just a parent being sick of their children bickering.

He turned to me and I expected the same treatment Becca got, but instead his words were quiet, calm. “Cece, is whatever your sister said true?”

I glanced between Andie’s red face, mellowing out now that the screaming had started, and Becca’s equally as red face.

But she was terrified.

You could see it in her eyes. She wasn’t going to yell back like Andie would. She doesn’t ever. My head dropped to the ground, lifting again.

“No, Becca isn’t doing any of that stuff,” I said quietly.

Andie scoffed. “You were that one who said—“

“Andrea! Enough.”

Her mood switched just as fast as Dad’s had. Andie’s face was angry now, a frown evident and her brows furrowed. Across the kitchen, Becca stood up.

“I’m going to my room,” she murmured.

Her feet shuffled, pulling her phone off the table and gripping it tight. Becca shuffled up the stairs, Monty following behind her, and finally clicking her door shut. I looked over to Andie, her face still annoyed. She got up from the ground, following the same way Becca had up the stairs to her room.

“You were right,” she said over her shoulder, “you are the favorite.”

“Andrea. We’ve discussed this. We don’t play favorites here,” Dad warned.

There was a faint scoff and with one last sentence, Andie disappeared up the stairs into her room. “You have a lot to learn about here, Cecilia.”

#a good girls guide to murder #good girl bad blood #as good as dead #andie bell #max hastings #oc #becca bell #jason bell #the naturals #killer instinct #all in #bad blood #cassie hobbes #dean redding #michael townsend #lia zhang #sloane tavish #remember: this is a work in progress!

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rose-tinted-vision · 1 year ago

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At this point if I'm starting a new cdrama and I don't hear either Liu Yuning, Zhou Shen or Hu Xia singing one of the OSTs, it just feels like there's been a disturbance in the void. Something is out of place.

#literally every recent cdrama playlist i search up has at least one of them in it #at max two out of those three #honorary mention to mao buyi and zhang jie #they dont come up as often but their presence is still there

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boardsdonthitback · 16 days ago

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Max Zhang Jin - The Brink (2017)

#max zhang #zhang jin #張晉 #the brink #the brink movie #狂獸 #hong kong cinema #hong kong action #action choreography #action cinema #fight choreography #fight scene #fight scenes

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badmovieihave · 1 year ago

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Bad movie I have Rush Hour 3-Film Collection It has Rush Hour 1998 , Rush Hour 2 (2001) , and Rush Hour 3 (2007)

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andy121019 · 4 months ago

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My @letterboxd review of Ip Man 3 (2015)

#film #letterboxd #film review #donnie yen #Lynn Hung #max zhang

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spaceny · 2 years ago

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characters tag dump !

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penguinotaku · 11 months ago

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Cars + Pokemon Au (WGP Racers) Headcanons

Francesco: Smeargle named Leonardo who captures his magnificent visage after every race to send home to his Mamma. Also has a female Cicchino named Chiara who was his Mamma's Pokemon that was passed to him when she retired from racing.

Lewis: Granbull named Roscoe that he insists the cutest even though he mostly sleeps and putters around. His main pokemon that he uses in battle is a Sceptile

Max: Tinkaton named Annika that helps him out with engineering (mostly flattening and scrapping large failures for entertainment). Various Klink, Klang , and Klinklang can be found hovering around his lab back in Stuttgart.

Miguel: Definitely has a Tauros named Carlos that he spares with in bullfighting. Also has a Miltank that has a small crush on Carlos and even runs with him during the annual Running of the Bulls in Pampaloma.

Raoul: A male Absol named Reynard who was bit of a holdover when he used to be an edgelord prior to the start of his rally racing career but loves him all the same. Also has a male shiny Gardevoir that can mega evolve named Sebastian (nicknamed Sebby) as his ace.

Shu: A female Hydreigon that he raised from when it was a Deino egg named Kyoka. Loves using her hand heads to affectionately chomp onto Raoul's head which necessitates Sebastian to intervene. Most racers and their Pokemon are a bit hesitant to get near Kyoka.

Carla: A male Quaquaval named Ayrton (after the famous F1 driver from her home country that inspired her to race) who loves dancing with her on Carnaval. Often offers its feathers as inspiration for her samba dancing outfits and a deterrent for any possible harassers.

Nigel: Many many Sinistea, Polteageist, Sinicha and Polchageist all named after the different variants of tea (Oolong, Pu'er, etc). Often found at tea parties that the Brit hosts during breaks.

Rip: A Dugtrio named Dirt (give him a break, he was seven when he met it as a Diglett). Often helps out in digging up land around New Rearendia and revitalizing crop fields.

Vitaly: A male Beartic named Vladimir who loves vodka just as much as his trainer. May or may not be responsible for swiping lit cigarettes to smoke and carries and guards the Russian's luggage during travels.

Long Ge: A male Mienshao named Yao and an Arbok named Li that he does tai chi with. Rumored to have ties to the Four Treasures of Ruin but no one can confirm them one way or another. Back home, he has a Drampa nicknamed Laozi that kids love playing with.

Frosty: Komala and a Khangaskan named Steve and Terri respectively. Carries around a eucalyptus tree to shade both of them and to feed Steve. The Krookodile back home acts as a guardian whenever he's out of the country.

Flash: Has both normal female Delibird and Future Paradox Delibird named Hannah and Agnetha. Found in the kitchens delivering semla from Flash to other racers as presents (though some of them might be tampered with by Jalapeno if they aren't looking)

Memo: Scovillain named Jalapeno that loves pranking other racers and their pokemon by secretly spicing up their food. The most frequent victims are Lightning and Rush and Flash and Agnetha.

Jeff: A shiny Bravairy named Maverick (was a fan of the Top Gun films) who he rides when he's not racing. Often races with Rush whenever Jeff swings by Radiator Springs.

Cars + Pokémon au

Doesn't change anything about the canon for the most part, the characters are humanized and just happen to have Pokémon partners that follow them around... I just decided to make this au because I like Cars and I like Pokémon, so why not mash the two together lmao

Lightning: Jolteon that he's had since he was an Eevee named Rush. Very exitable, kind of a prankster and a troublemaker, and likes to give everyone [Lightning included] a hard time, but he can be a sweet little guy for sure [when he wants to be]

Sally: a male and female Meowstic that she evolved from two Espurr. Female is named Silk and the male is named Satin, and she's had them both since she was a lawyer in Los Angeles. They help around the motel

Mater: huge Mudsdale named Carrots that is very stoic and rigid, and intimidating without even trying to be. She does have emotions on the inside, she just doesn't display them much, a big contrast to her trainer, who under exactly what she's feeling without having to try. Her favorite treat is carrots

Doc: Audino named Bee that helps out in his medical office as well as helps him out using her telekinesis to move heavier or large objects since he's disabled

Sheriff: Arcanine named Deputy, he's a very loyal partner and loves making him proud

Luigi and Guido: Sneaky mischievous little Meowth named Bambino who always tries to steal coins whenever possible, or even just trinkets left out. He gets gently smacked with a broom for stealing pretty often, but he still gets gifts of shiny objects to keep him happy. Plus he's very good at looking cute and innocent, even when he often isn't. His bed is made out of an old repurposed tire Mater built for him

Flo: Whimsicott named Pancakes that helps her out in the kitchen and will also go out and serve food, she's very well liked by everyone who comes in. There's also a Vanillite, Vanillish, and Vanilluxe that float around for atmosphere and such. They live in the freezer

Ramone: Grafaiai named Inks, very playful, extroverted and loves to cause a bit of trouble, but still takes their art very seriously. They're very proud of the designs that get made into tattoos

Red: Samurott named Admiral that's a lot more outgoing than he is, standing guard with Deputy a lot of the time and doing his best to look intimidating. He's still playful though, and does his best to help push Red along, although he loses his patience with him a bit sometimes. He's also got some spots along his body as a unique pattern detail

Lizzy: Mandi the Mandibuzz that sits on her shoulder and glares at people. Red is scared of it.

Chick: Haxorus named Tusker, he likes parading him around and using him to intimate people in public. He also has the Pix the Sylveon who he evolved from an Eevee, and he doesn't really show off as much. He secretly loves them both a lot

The King: Arorus named Blue, also has an Archeops named Screech because dinosaur and also Archeops is cool

Other Pokémon: There's a Klefki that lives in the motel, Sally takes care of it being the one who runs it but it was there before she moved in

Lots of ground types living in and around Radiator Springs, plus some rock, steel, and fire types. Lots of Silicobra, Diglett, some Sandshew and Sandslash

Over by the lake there's more grass and water types, with mostly rock types over by Wheel Well before they cleaned it up

Lightning got his lunch stolen that he was eating outside by a Talonflame once

Mater also claims to have fought against the elite four and was even offered to replace the regional champion but he declined [he also claims Lightning was there as well]

If anyone has any ideas or anything they'd like to add feel free to share them in the tags, I'd love to hear anything anyone has to contribute!!

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penguinotaku · 2 years ago

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Inspired by @spinelsauce and @stickers95

Now that I think about it, how come there aren't as much furry arts regarding the Cars characters. Let's amend that with a few suggestions about them, starting with the WGP racers.

Francesco Bernoulli- Peacock with the Italian flag color scheme (vain and more than likely to attack his own reflection in the mirror, also prone to peacocking in front of Lightning and Sally but alas lost in translation)

Lewis Hamilton- Grenada Dove (national bird of Grenada and get cravings for papaya)

Nigel Gearsley- Tawny Owl (often noted for sometimes foolhardy advice but still considered wise)

Jeff Gorvette- Bald Eagle ('Murica fuck yeah, but has an exception for a certain Caribbean dove)

Miguel Camino- Bull (can get stubbornly passionate yet quick to defend for anyone wronged)

Carla Veloso- melanistic Jaguar (can tear people apart with words just as easily as with her claws)

Shu Todoroki- Platinum morph Japanese Red Fox (learns more into the foxes that are divine servants of Inari, is cajoled into pranks with Raoul)

Raoul Caroule- Stoat (most of his fans wait for winter for the blindingly pure white fur, cannot sit still for more than a second and often close to Shu Todoroki)

Rip Clutchgoneski- European Hare (surprisingly silent most of the time, uses his feet and sign language to communicate)

Max Schnell- Black Swan (very scary to the vast majority of people, very fatherly energy to fans that are children, takes a lot to anger him for a very good reason)

Frosty Winterbumper- Bearded Dragon (puffs out his spines and scales when frustrated, found sunning himself with cricket snacks)

Vitaly Petrov- Caspian Cobra (one of the few venomous reptiles that made it into the WGP, viewed with distrust along with Long Ge, both snakes are found sunning on another spot away from Frosty)

Long Ge- Chinese Cobra (one of the few venomous reptiles that made it into the WGP, casually threatens to spray venom into the eyes of people that annoy him but never follows through)

Flash Nilsson- Lancetfish (has an apparatus to allow him to breath out of water, known for his toothy grin as he demolishes surstromming, decorates his dorsal fin for sponsors)

Memo Rojas Jr- Ocelot (found in trees and hanging around on branches, tail is shorter than typical ocelots due to a few injuries from racing accidents)

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bambisnc · 9 months ago

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[kill the romeo] or, how zerobaseone would break generic cliches!

PAIRING : ot9 x reader! GENRE : crack + fluff CW/TW : rushed i js wanted this outta drafts/uneditted D: WC : 0.8k approx SUGGESTED 🎧: all of cinema paradise actually XOXO : eeeeeeeeee + [m.list]

౨ ˖ 성한빈 : SUNG HANBIN ৎ ⋆

[miscommunication? nah too much communication] - i take no arguments. bro will Talk out everything and anything and we love that for him. there will be no unnecessary miscommunication drama in his household. it's like he has his green flag video game stats maxed out completely

౨ ˖ 김지웅 : KIM JIWOONG ৎ ⋆

[... there's too many beds] - this guy will nawt be caught slipping. any time you get mysteriously stranded and have to spend the night at a hotel all alone with him, he will make sure to book 2 separate rooms by hook or by crook (he behaves really nicely and politely with the hotel staff and they just melt and give in to his demands >.<). it's a whole other topic that by the end of the night either you or him take the initiative to softly knock at the other's door because you "jus' can't seem to fall asleep.."

౨ ˖ 章昊 : ZHANG HAO ৎ ⋆

[really, really nice guy who hates only you] - an absolute model of the sweetest guy ever ™ for some reason acting like an absolute hater *only* towards you. but plot twist (because if he actually hated us i couldn't deal w that.) his prickly, irritated, downright bitchy behavior towards you is due to him not knowing how to be normal around you without putting on some kind of a facade. due to yk. him being head over heels in love w you (yes i'm delusional.) the confession would finally be yelled out in the middle of an argument over some random, irrelevant issue neither of you actually care about, thanks for asking

⋅ ˚ ଳ ₊ ‧ others utc

౨ ˖ 석매튜 : SEOK MATTHEW ৎ ⋆

[.......... fake amnesia. we listen and we don't judge please] - going out on such a limb here but okay hear me out what if someone confessed to him. and he didn't know how to reply. so he. faked being an amnesiac. and obviously the person who confessed was worried so they like idk called you, his friend, up for help. cut to you reaching there like ???? wtf and him being like i'm sorry :) please help :). and obviously delicious shenanigans ensue afterward yum yum

౨ ˖ 김태래 : KIM TAERAE ৎ ⋆

[Way Too Hot to cuddle] - super specific winter based scenario but imagine you want to initiate more physical contact w your bf but don't exactly know how to say it so you mess around with the heater, to have a convenient excuse, but instead of lowering the intensity of the heat just a tad you accidentally. max the heat settings. and also break the heat adjustor. oops. it may be literally snowing outside but it's basically an entire sauna in there. you do Not know how to fix it.

(when you eventually end up asleep though, taerae simply takes out the plug of the heater right before wrapping you up in a huge comfy embrace :P)

౨ ˖ 沈泉锐 : SHEN QUANRUI ৎ ⋆

[true hate's kiss <3] - dipping into fantasy territory for the most royalty manhwa coded guy ever. you're cursed by some petty witch for whatever reason with the condition that only a kiss from your enemy would break it but for some reason didn't know about the condition. and in universe, you and ricky would already be rivals but when he found out about your curse as well as how it could broken (he's super smart/has connections okay just roll with it) he'd go out of his way to hide his own feelings piss you off more and more till your hatred is at an all time high. when you finally burst and strike a heated argument with ricky he ends up kissing you. (the audience cheers)

wait also imagine if after he kisses you nothing happens. the curse doesn't lift. wasn't the condition for your enemy to kiss you? so even if you were the only one who hated him it should've worked, no? ..

alternatively. the curse is lifted when he kisses you. but!! you don't know that. and him kissing you out of the blue would only lead to you being even madder at him. ong the angst potential is SOARING. do you guys get what i mean

god do i need to write a fic for this.

౨ ˖김규빈 : KIM GYUVIN ৎ ⋆

[everyone being convinced that you aren’t actually dating] - when you end up confessing to best friend!gyuvin and learning that he, in fact, likes you back, you start dating and couldn't be happier. except that ... literally no one believes it. you could be literally making out in front of all your friends and they'd be like haha! classic gyuvy/n like ...... gyuvin obviously would never let go of the opportunity to suggest actually getting married "only to show them that you're together frfr"

౨ ˖박건욱 : PARK GUNWOOK ৎ ⋆

[accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss?!?!] - unrealistic coded but let me set the scene. your roommate asks you to fake-kidnap one of their friends for a surprise birthday party and you comply. but!! you didn't what the person looked like. meaning the vague description you were texted was all you had to go off of. and well. obviously that doesn't go well. you end up coaxing gunwook over to your place only for your roommate to be absolutely flabbergasted and in a terrified tone, tell you that you have the wrong person. who just so happens to be rather notoriously well known. all while he sits there like :]

౨ ˖ 한유진 : HAN YUJIN ৎ ⋆

[love triangle but plot twist the two love interests get together instead] - school au where both of you have a crush on the class president-! constant competition and trying to one-up the other for their attention wraps up yujin and you in such a whirlwind that neither of you can actually tell when it stopped being about wooing the pres but instead became all about subtly trying to make the other jealous so they would finally take the first step

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