#maybe I’ll make some headcanons for this

[seancekitsch]

Hello!!! Good (Time of reading :p), could i request a lucifer x reader fic/headcanons (whatever fits) where the reader is new to hell and is way too nice for a place like this? They are in the hotel trying to get redeemed and to be safe.

If you need more ideas: reader cooking dinner for a tired lucifer

its a shortie but its cute!

“Charlie, can you set me up with the new sinner? Lucifer had asked, “like on a date?”

He genuinely didn’t know what he was signing up for, certainly not a fully planned excursion through every sector of the ring. 

But you had politely bodied every challenge, not only endearing him to you, but also the rest of hell. 

You’d politely watched and cheered and clapped at the sex shows, you’d graciously accepted meals in cannibal town, avoided angering any turf wars on picnics and walks. It was like you were trying to score most popular in the Pride Ring. But Lucifer knew that wasn’t the case, he knew this was just you. Sweet you, polite you, undeserving of Hell you. 

“Do you like onions?” you call from the kitchen, shaking him from his thoughts.

“Onions are fine!” He calls, getting up to join you. The smells from the hotel kitchen are divine, your third meal together today being a midnight snack. Lucifer leans over the counter, looking at where you mix diced onion and tomato in a bowl with ease, humming a light tune. 

You turn towards him, a coy smile on your face as you wink at him, then jostle the bowl you’re stirring.

“What are you doing here?” Lucifer asks, his mouth moving faster than his mind. That’s a rude question to ask. Some Sinners are secretive, some are sensitive. The ones at his daughter’s hotel aren’t… but they’re also a little different. 

“Making salsa from scratch,” you answer nonchalant, reaching past him to grab a spice off the rack, “Tastes better that way. I figured you could magic us up some chips?”

You quirk an eyebrow at him, and he can’t help the way he feels his cheeks heat up. 

He chuckles, his hand rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly before a bowl of chips appears on the other side of the counter. 

“No I uh- I mean here, as in, you know,” he coughs, “Hell.”

You stir in chili flakes with a wooden spoon, but then stop when his words sink in. 

Shit, he thinks, I’ve fucked this up. 

“Well,” you clear your throat, “Thats a secret, Your Majesty.”

You’re toying with him.

“All I’ll say is that I have a good reason for being here.”

You usher him to try the salsa, and he gladly dips one of his chips into the bowl, scooping out a hefty portion. Lucifer lifts it to his lips, and the moment it reaches his tongue he’s reminded of Heaven. Not actual Heaven, not the feelings of hopelessness or frustration. The nostalgia of the joy he had when he was inventing, thousands of years ago. The experience of a product made with love. Maybe instead of an apple he should have tempted humanity with your salsa instead.

He’s a goner. 

You don’t ask him why he’s here, not in Hell, not in the hotel, not still making this date last almost twelve whole hours later. 

“Are you planning on a short stay?” He asks, silently praying for the first time in centuries to not get his hopes up.

“I’m trying to stay safe, at least until I decide,” there’s a secretive smile on your face, alluring and inviting. Lucifer wants to kiss you, wants to drop the first date gentleman act, wants to make a mess on the counter. But he won’t, and only because he doesn’t want to ruin your handiwork, and because he’s hungry. 

“It’s a good thing I can guarantee that while you’re making up your mind!” he reassures you, inching closer until his chest bumps your shoulder. 

You surprise him by leaning over, pressing a kiss to the side of his head. 

“I guess now if as good a time as any to tell you I’m notoriously indecisive then, hmm?”

Lucifer hopes you never make up your mind.

[moontavern]

Saw that Request are open , soooo— how would Sun Wukong and Macaque reacht to their reader asking to ride them? You know what they say.save a horse, ride a cowboy — so yeah possible smut for this headcanons please

oh my goodness i love this request!! my fav monkey boys!! (don’t mind how i completely forgot the aspect of reader asking them,, i can absolutely do a similar hc!!)

cw- Nsfw, riding, biting, fluff(?) just some silly short headcanons. not profread!! (i’ll fix later, just super exhausted)

i think it’s pretty Gn?

Macaque -

Let’s be honest, this man probably doesn’t have much experience. maybe back in the day he’s met a few people willing to please the evil monkey man—but probably not much to point out.

I’d say you’d have to be the one to initiate it! He’s too shy to admit it, but he is intimidated to ask.

Macaque, in my opinion, would prefer to take things slow. Sure, he’s got some pent up energy he needs to release, but when it comes to anything intimate he prefers to have some foreplay.

after you two are all worked up after loads of kisses and him running his tongue and grazing his teeth over your neck, you’d push him onto his back, straddling his hips. He’s quite silent during it, but only because he’s not exactly used to the position and act. But once you start rocking your hips on him, he loves it so much.

If he sees you getting tired from moving yourself, he’d grab your hips with his clawed hands and rock you on him. His chest rises up and down as his breathing starts becoming heavier and more frantic. Expect his claws threatening to dig into you as he gets closer.

He loves it if you grab either his thighs or place your hands on his broad chest for support. he just finds it so attractive.

don’t forget this mans tail! he’d absolutely grab onto your ankle/leg. Just a natural reaction for him. Once he’s real close he’d start thrusting his hips up too. The friction feels way too good to him.

Considering he’s probably super touched starved, he’d want you to lean in closer to him and kiss him. Any contact drives him wild.

Wukong -

It’s obvious this man is probably cocky as heck. He’s not as scared to request something new in bed for the two of you. Though, i personally don’t see this man as super kinky. He’s definitely been in bed with more people then macaque, but when it comes to what he’s into—probably not that extreme.

He’d pull you close and asks you if you want to ride him. Blunt as hell, but the way he’s looking at you is too irresistible to decline.

I see him grabbing your hips first. He’d want you to have some control, of course, but he loves the way his hands hold onto your waist as you ride him. He loves if you arch your back and if your head falls back. seeing your throat like that makes him drool.

He’d rub your thighs too. I see him touch starved too. Be it cocky or not, he’s definitely praising you. (unless.. you want to be degraded 😌) He’s encouraging you to last a little longer for him.

no shame for this man, if your riding him while he’s sitting he’d pull your hair lightly as he whispers unholy things to you. he wants you to know how good you make him feel!!!

Bites!! He’d bite you if he’s getting close. Not enough to draw blood, unless you want that.

these monkey men are touched starved, i don’t care what anyone says!! The way your hips rock on theirs would send them over the edge so fast if it wasn’t for how much they wanted to please you. <3

[vampire-scones]

Man, fuck this genderfluids your Max Mayfield

[the-somwthing]

Thinking of making one of those life series askblogs with all the dead characters in some form of afterlife. They’re really fun and things like that have been in my head since Last Life started so if anyone’s gonna jump on that you know it’s me (especially since I’ve run 3… successful enough ask series in the past).

[nami-moittli]

“Go away Dad,” Grim seemed to say. “Why do I only see you when I don’t want to?”

[b4g3lbit3s]

izzy headcanons bc im bored and i love him sososososososo much <33

he would love strawberry milk

he’s strictly a back sleeper and snores incredibly loudly

he’s 5’4 (and still taller than me 😔)

he’s great with kids :D but absolutely refuses to admit it

if he wasn’t terrified of getting his shit rocked, he’d harass ed by putting either real or fake spiders everywhere

his love language is acts of service

(modern setting) his music taste would be 2010s pop and obscure alternative bands that no one has ever heard of. the pop is his guilty pleasure and he gatekeeps everything else

he gets migraines

[devilsrecreation]

The Mayhem referencing The Riverbottom Nightmare Gang implies that they have beef with literal teenagers (at least I’m assuming) and now I want to see how that went down

Imagine if they had a battle of the bands

They probably DID have a battle of the bands

[jaeyunverse]

only 6 more days for 12th grade to officially finish and my exams to be over. perhaps jaeyunverse comeback with a long fic ????? 😳

[gessshoku]

Yo i made some cotl art but I forgot to save it so now I’m just shaking in my seat wanting to share it but have to wait until I get home

[musclesandhammering]

Unpopular opinion that needs to be said: On like an alignment chart, Loki’s more goth than he is nerd.

[nastyatticman]

ranking my favorite horror villains by who would piss off my strict Asian family members the most if I brought them home for dinner

the answer is All of Them bc I haven’t finished school yet

[wixterirox]

here are tommy hcs

-He has tons of tios and tias and primos but no siblings

-He’s really good at soccer but Hawkins never had a boys team

-He has never visited California so he forces Billy to talk about California and everything about it

-When he was younger he had a very noticeable accent that he tried really hard to change as he got into middle and high school

-Carol is his best friend. They gossip about everything. Their families adore the other’s teens

-His favorite dessert is rice pudding

-He’s very cuddly, like very cuddly. After basketball games he would always fall asleep with his whole body against another player’s shoulder

[katelfiredemon]

Ok, running lights for Beauty and the Beast all summer has me convinced that it’s the perfect au for Klance 😭 Keith being half galra and feeling unlovable and lashing out with anger and feeling like there’s no hope for him, exactly like the beast feels about what he’s become. Lance may be really charismatic and personable, but never feeling like he actually fits in or is wanted and appreciated for all of who he is, like how Belle is considered the prettiest girl in the village but despite that people think she’s weird and feels isolated from everyone 🥺

And them having a really rough start but then slowly learning to understand each other and finding solace and friendship with each other when they felt like there was no hope for themselves 😭😭😭 I’m crying it’s just too good

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

My personal headcanon (that no one asked about), is that our boy Loki was having a hard time after the whole New York thing and with the weird stuff that was happening in the TVA, and then he met a version of himself and maybe thought like yk we‘re kinda like the same person, maybe we can understand each other

Idk if the whole thing have him a new perspective on himself but however it went there is definitely some kind of connection going on and if it’s only because they‘re variants of the same person.

Now, I get this thing where, when I like someone, whoever it is, i start to get troubled confused because I can’t for my life differentiate between different kinds of affection/attraction, i just know it’s there (and that I don’t feel sexual attraction but that’s not the point). It gets to the point where I’m like do i want to kiss/cuddle you, love you, or be friends with you? Or do i want to BE you?!

So naturally, my personal headcanon involves Loki getting the vibe that there is some kind of thing going on (which, naturally), and that kind of messed with his head because, the whole situation is already confusing and he‘s kinda having a hard time with feelings in general. So now that he‘s confronted with a person that for once might ACTUALLY possibly be able to understand/relate to him in some way- that’s huge. And now he doesn’t know what to do. But he likes her and wants her to be ok so that has to be Love right?

Romantic love? Debatable. Not for me personally.

Of course a part of him searches for friends &/or connection because he‘s always lacked that. He probably feels like he might be more accepted by people that are like him in the closest way possible - the variant way.

The fact that they knew each other for like, a day or a week at most, and went through some serious shit, especially directly after what happened in New York & in the Time Theatre (& probably with Thanos) he‘s vulnerable. And it shows. If they‘d met under different circumstances or gotten the chance to actually get to know each other, this whole thing never might have happened.

I think it’s possible the kiss was a result of that emotional turmoil, because she saw that he cares about her, she saw the weak spot. He even tells her that he wants her to be okay if I remember correctly. So she goes for the kiss, because that is kind of a surprise for him. He‘s stunned. And that’s the moment she pushes him back and away.

I‘m not saying that Sylvie doesn’t care for Loki, i think a part of her does, but the part that wants revenge is stronger. Again, do i think whatever she feels for him is romantic? Probably not. I don’t think she feels much besides companionship for him at all actually.

In the end, I honestly don’t think they even had enough time to even make up their minds about that stuff. All that happened, in my mind-space, happened because of the circumstances they were in. Their escape, running from the TVA, fighting to get to the end of time, that stuff forges some bond. Fighting a war together always forges some kind of bond. And the emotions run high here, especially for Loki who gets poked in the feels every episode.

I don’t know if all of this is coherent or makes sense. It feels pretty much all over the place but I feel like I mostly said what I was trying to say.

Like do you get my meaning?

Emotional bond - yes. Romance - probably not.

Or something like that.

I don’t know if this makes me sound desperate or not, but it’s my take on this topic, and it’s taken me some time to wrap my head about what I personally think. And given that it’s a show and up for interpretation, i think I’m allowed to give my take to the people too. Right? Right.

[girlkomaeda]

thinking about replaying all the danganronpa games and reading more of the novels and spin offs n stuff…

[dapndots]

my takes and headcanons are pulled from the thinnest of air that’ll make you go “is that even the character anymore”