#me and spencer

[l0caltiredgirl]

when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[xsimbaaa]

This scene makes me feral…

The watch, the jaw, the wrist flick, the VEST….🤤

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[wardengrill]

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator (x)

[tomcriuse]

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.08 'Empty Planet'

[moonpascal]

self insert x canon will always hold a special place in my heart

[realangelahernandez]

🎵I’m a feminist obviously but I really wouldn’t mind him saving me🎶

[independent-fics]

Now, you can take that as a gift, or you can take it as a curse. And that's up to you.

Eliot Spencer and Parker Doing the Things Others Won’t

Leverage (2008-2012)

04x01 The Long Way Down Job

05x09 The Rundown Job

[rhae-ali]

[lovelyspooks]

Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it

[r1ver-6]

Say what you will about committing to the bit, but no one does it better than Burton Guster. Shawn does it because he has to and it comes naturally to him. But Gus? Gus does it because he gets to. And he can always perfectly follow Shawn’s hints. He doesn’t have to but he does. Every time. For years.

[ginaonline]

I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

[shitpostingkats]

I forgot how hilarious The Juror #6 job is. The episode opens with Nate trying to socialize his crime daughter by having her do civil service. "There is not some evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." *four minutes later* "Uh, apparently there is an evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic activity." Brent Spiner plays a hippie spiritualist pharmacist. We have to get Parker from thinking hiding knives in food is a good prank to having her charm an entire room of people. The kids leave for the day and Nate and Sophie line up at the door; they hand Hardison his briefcase, Parker her sacked lunch, and they present Eliot with the exciting news that today is the day he is going to be hit with a car.

[deepcreekvulture]

And what if I want to take him on a museum date and let him over explain everything about every exhibit and then spend all my savings on buying him more books and then express to him my deep never ending love and adoration for him.

Dr. Spencer Reid you mean everything to me. Kiss me on my hot mouth NOWWW.

[princesssarcastia]

oh WAIT A MINUTE we've all been getting it wrong. in a magical AU, Eliot Spencer isn't the one with healing powers or immense strength—he's the psychic.

"it's a distinctive____" no the fuck it isn't. he just KNOWS. but people get uneasy when a guy just KNOWS stuff, so eliot learned a line that keeps everybody calm, gives everybody just enough plausible deniability to keep the unease at bay.

he's always got that extra bit of knowledge to help him out. not more than he can handle, not like some kind of savant in more ways than it's possible for one human to be. nothing flashy. it's not that eliot's never lost his keys before. it's just that he always, always knows where to find them.