#medical homies

[cextra-loz]

The longer it takes for my doctors to prescribe me anything other than metoprolol the more powerful my rage and fury becomes.

[scootsroo]

I miss my loverman

[hilsonamore]

imagine if house had older brothers who were also musical prodigies, and he never became a doctor but instead started a band with them and called it “the homies”

[sharonisthebettercarter]

big prostate ouchie OW--

y'all, spoiler confirmation of homie as a canonical 'top or die' straight up?? not what i expected--

enlarged prostates can be fuckin' rough for sex in general, but especially a bottom (also DEF not comparable to any legit potential medical procedures, like gais, def be mature and respectful about that cause let's not let enlarged prostates be the next peyronie's--curved *painful* erections due to scar tissue, *little* itty bitty curve is *okay* and *normal*, but an extreme curve is a medical problem), leik??

ooh boi, throw in all the fuckin' MILK (MAH BOI--) he's not givin' up any time soon and--

[calibraptor]

HEY

Hey fucker, this is your reminder to take your meds/supplements/titty skittles/beard tic tacs

Drink some water too while you're at it hot stuff. Yeah, hydrate like the curvaceous bad bitch you are.

Now go commit crimes.

[emoweeb-the-simp]

here's some school whiteboard doodles (please ignore the fact that for ENA i forgot to color her hair & i forgot to erase some sketch lines)

[bite-sized-devil]

Anxious coded?

Share so I know I'm not alone in my anxiety

[tsunamiiseas]

Just thinking about what would've happened if Sniper was there when Cheavy shot Medic in front of Heavy, twice.

Running up to Medic's body [corpse?] and holding it as Cheavy fought with Heavy, seemingly enjoying the fact he killed such a valuable member of their team.

Being overcome with grief and sorrow because Medic had went out of his way to revive him when he was dead, doing what was supposed to be impossible and bringing him back to life from sheer determination and willpower, and now he would never get to repay the doctor for that forever. Remembering all the memories they had together, from strangers, to coworkers, to friends, and then something more.

Then feeling immense relief and confusion wash over him when Medic jerks back into life, his greyish-blue eyes meeting with Sniper's green ones, and clutching the doctor close to him and muttering apology after apology, all of which Medic is confused by but waves off because he was just so glad to see Sniper again.

Later after dealing with Cheavy and returning home Sniper asks Medic how exactly he literally cheated death and Medic smiles,

"Oh, right. I tricked the fucking Devil himzelf into bringing me back to life!"

Sniper simply spits out his beer.

[healpimp]

I think most of the mercs would be fine with doing smth gay but the top 3 "dont be gay" no homo guys would be sniper (not fond of physical touch or people) scout (straight? further research needed) and demoman (closeted bisexual deathly afraid of judgement)

[hertwood]

GIRLS WHO SURVIVED UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO GANGGGGGGGGGGG

responding to both of these together I LOVE YOU i never got 2 finish my degree bc they refused to accommodate very reasonable disability accommodations OR give me medical leave :)))))) but when covid hit they were SUDDENLY able to give online classes to everyone :) i still deserve a i survived UoT certificate instead of a diploma at this point

[unironicallycringe]

holy fuck Brain Coming Off Meds is awful

I jump from "motivated and enthused and definitely human" for about 5 minutes, to "barely-functional, confused and emotional puddle of sludge with constant vertigo" for the next 12 hours

I know effexor/venlafaxine is notorious for a world-ending discontinuation syndrome but holy shit

[shayminsh]

im sure it isnt normal to feel overwhelmingly anxious just by rereading the log i took from a college week visit

[daincrediblegg]

really funny getting phone calls from a doctor who has straight up not given a shit about me in the past year and a half telling me I need to make an appointment to see him. Like boy buddy won't you be surprised when the next appointment I make is one that's going to be to tell you that I'm dumping your ass to find a new doctor

[lifeofclonewars]

And here's the AO3 link to the drabble, if you'd prefer that :)

[crownedleiurus]

Fuck all this shit.

[lizardinkart]

In the phase of life where I just thumbnail a bunch of shit and then periodically poke at the sketches for months until one of them is finished, like eating dinner as a kid when you aren’t hungry.

Calling this my “tired 20s.”