#memes from the server

[bleakbittersoul]

Bright out of context

Most of these are sent by me in rp some are sent by some awesome people in the server, and I think only one is from the wiki? Thanks for the help from @reddiamondgamer and @jack-of-amulets for their contributions to this list!

"The fear of spiders is kinda misogynistic."

"I think you'd be much more attractive if you ever got rabies"

"Could you in theory make yourself into jam for me?"

"How is it my fault you can't read minds?"

"Great now I'm thinking about dissections and formaldehyde and now I'm hungry"

"being meguca is suffering…"

"Where is your bathroom? I think I'd like to slam my head against a wall in private"

"This water is chunky"

"I only drink diet water"

"Have you ever gotten mad so you put a fork in someone's microwave and then irish goodbyed?"

"Water on toast"

"If you don't marry me I'm going to start collecting more of your DNA to do unethical science with."

"So if I wanted an audio clip of you meowing you'd do that for me?"

"I know what you're referring to. I don't enjoy fake animal ears. Skin an animal. Wear it's ears. Stop being afraid of commitment."

"I want to lick your eyelid."

"I like your eyes. When I first saw you I wanted to ask if I could keep them when you die but that would have been inappropriate and thankfully I don't have to worry about that. But they are lovely and I do want a bigger collection."

Screaming to wake Clef up and then trying to play it off as if he had a nightmare.

"Scientists don't get bullied enough anymore " after implying some people were baby talking an anomaly.

"I want to peel your face off and eat it it's so cute."

" I once possessed this really attractive girl and then got a job at a Walmart and started relentlessly flirting with you every time you went to Walmart to see if you would cheat on me but you never did"

"I wouldn't mind sucking on your wet hair."

"What if we kissed in the 1996 Teletubbies set "

"I want to scratch your head with my teeth."

"I like waltzes. I also like music that makes me feel like poisoning myself and or others as of right now."

"IT'S NOT A THROW PILLOW UNTIL SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH IT!"

"I'm going to lick your bones."

"I want your warm skin."

"I'll remove part of your intestine and eat it while you watch."

"I WANT TO CHEW ON YOUR FACE!"

"YURRR"

"Uhhuhuhuhuhuh" (like an angry shaken pug fly thing)

"Eyes, aren't right. They need to be improved."

"I don't have the energy to cry hysterically or resurrect you if you die. I'd still do it but it would be significantly less dramatic than it should be."

Heard their partner say "My chest is open for you to lay on" but only heard "My chest is open for you" and immediately assumed he meant for dissection. And when corrected Bright said "You're drawing a line on our love?"

"I like eyes. I have some."

"I don't mean that your eyes are pretty in a collectable kind of way they look good alive and on you…"

“…Don’t you just violently HATE having body parts?”

"My life fucking sucks because they… dont let me play with grenade launcher "

"GOD, FUCKING. BITCH! BECOME A WATERMELON." pause "[INSERT SEVERAL MORE EXPLETIVES]"

"I have two of your teeth. One bloody, one…normal"

“…We should kill MORE children!”

"I WANT THE GRAVESTONE! DO YOU WANT MY TOE TAG?"

[Dr. Bright shows signs of agitation, swearing in several different languages, and throwing equipment about the room.]

"If you ever leave me I'm robbing your fucking grave. And I don't mean that in a normal way. I would be after your organs."

"Oh skin"

"Okay to be fair I've seen screaming trees"

"WHY DO YOU HATE MY HAMSTER!?? WHY DO YOU HATE IT'S EYES??? IT HAS NORMAL EYES!!!"

“Can someone get me a shovel? I just murdered the gender binary and I need it to hide the body.”

"Human life or not I'd eat it."

"You'd make a cute poison victim"

"If I made you hot chocolate, I would make it with love and I wouldn't poison it at all"

"I fucking love carcasses. That's why I love meat, it's like edible taxidermy"

"Would you still love me if whenever someone got hurt in a breach or someone got hurt or people get into a fight I would say and that's how it feels to chew five gum and then look away as if I'm looking at a Camara like a character in the office."

"One heart? ONE HEART?! WHAT AM I YOUR GRANDMOTHER? SOME EASILY APPEASED SIDE PIECE???"

"I want to touch you with my bones."

"Okay, well when you feel better I'll go lick a bathroom doorknob so you can repay the favor."

"Would you still love me if I didn't believe in toothbrushes?"

"You've never had your house set on fire before and it shows…"

"Are you often covered in blood. I've been covered in blood a few times. Interesting feeling isn't it? Almost primal."

"Cute color pattern. Was the theme bio hazard?"

"I'm being haunted by myself right now"

“sorry for going through the entire spectrum of human emotions in the past 10 minutes…. do you still like me? ”

"It's yellow and I wanted to think of something other than piss when I look at it. So egg. Piss egg for the piss baby."

in his most demonic voice "I'M FROM…. NEBRASKA…."

Bright: You know I once made a table set disappear.

Clef:… Did you steal it.

Bright through evil manic laughter: Yes

[reddiamondgamer]

Clef Out Of Context

These come from people and myself in my awesome friend Gay’s server! Thanks @jack-of-amulets and @bleakbittersoul for your contributions to this chaos. This was originally concerning stuff it just says and spiraled into out of context completely. Warnings for gore and alcohol mentions!

"why? i don't really exist in the eyes of the law and i'm not human."

"I don't know American Laws"

"I drank a cup of gas once"

"I broke a leg. Just fixing it." After mentioning using hot glue and a knife, forgetting to specify it was a chair at first

"I support this. Not because I agree with you, but because i like skinning people."

at a restaurant “i would order the rawest slab of meat ever, but i wanna see this argument go down.”

"Think I caught rabies. Hoping not."

"i wonder if i could take my fingers off and put them back on."

"The amount of times I could’ve burned myself today on accident is funny"

“Hiding this alcohol in my ukulele case”

"I'm a scientist."

“We’re ordering Wendys, SCP style.”

"i grew my toe back once."

"it might be just a bit worse than i thought but i'm fine. i'm on my way."

"nothing duct tape can't fix"

"i wonder how much bodily harm crutches can cause."

"I love my gun"

"shoutout to murdering another child"

"i feel like you'd rob my grave either way."

"what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way?"

"You might have some fingerprints to clean off the amulet."

"It could be mistaken for liquid or something though" clef, talking about trees.

"I thought about putting redbull in my coffee once"

"I know you'd kill me in a good enough way to fit my standards."

"i like mixing cotton candy with insulation, fluffy trail mix."

"It's so sweet it makes my teeth itchy."

genuine terror “What the fuck is that thing?”

"my frozen dinner injured me yesterday."

"I don't mean to alarm you" camera pans to house fire

My hungry ass could never be a neurosurgeon.

"would you be mad if i said i was eating a toothpick right now?"

"it was only three bites."

"we can pelt bald people with them together."

"you're my shouldn't be allowed a phone."

"the worst you'll get is salmonella but that's easy to get rid of."

Bonus: One of these quotes wasn’t Clef, can you guess which one? I’ll doodle you something if you guess correctly!

[madof]

[pizzacastella]

I HATE THESE BITCHES !!!!!!!

[4suitedplayingcard]

low effort drawin that i made at like. 2 in the morning

[sillydeafpony]

so that’s why he has fingers!!!!

always wondered what he needed those for…

[bumblekastclips]

[astravires]

Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

hello again for gloomie's femboy friday; this time it's 90s grunge!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

I find it so funny when I see people comment “I never thought I would see a shoot from the hip edit” on edits cause like. Oh honey it gets weirder.

[aether-weather]

spot the difference challenge (impossible)

[manebioniclegali]

What I've gathered about Warhammer, basically

Source for the image

[berryblu-arts]

*shows up* *throws jupitermen meme redraw at yall* *goes back into hibernation*

[hawkp]

[claire-starsword]

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WAKE UP TO

[mikaikaika]

VOTE NOW

[ashethehedgehog]

My new discord icon, redraw of a personal fav ;)