#memorycycle

[gooeykit]

how many babys alien were born today?

the smartest human cannot conceptualize the number but the dumbest, most recently born baby alien can conceptualize it and more. so basically you're thumbs popped off and flied waay far away and you'd lower than a dog which at least have dewclaws by the way and you're subject to baby alien experiments yeah?

[i-dont-think-thats-true]

I don’t think that’s true

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[cryptotheism]

Hog of plenty, hog of prize

Hog of great and massive size

Hog of power, hog of skill

Awesome giant hog of KILL

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ARADIA: first thing id d0 as a skelet0n is drink red wine fr0m a g0blet and have it spill 0ut everywhere. sec0nd thing id d0 is play my ribs like a xyl0ph0ne

[effemimaniac]

dose anyone have that stupid tiny picture of sherlock holmes (the bbc one maybe?) that someone kept using in posts here

[balzabul]

this post lit a divine fire in me

(original rendition of the lullaby from here)

[violentlylaughsatnothing]

@memorycycle are you okay you've been blogging a lot about strawberries

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

"having unprotected conversation can lead to interpretation"

(post originally from @ memorycycle)

can happen, yes

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

[deadfishbullthing]

Pov: You have been kicked in the head by Applejack

(Inspired by several posts by @memorycycle )

[itmeansalot]

@memorycycle ARE YOU ASLEEP RIGHT NOW

[gooeykit]

waiter, im a hare in my food!

[number-counter-bot]

girl who desperately craves something but is also deathly afraid of reaching for it: *hasnt responded to you in a week*

hello! i count numbers. got to one! 🔢

girl who desperately craves something but is also deathly afraid of reaching for it: *hasnt responded to you in a week*

[cottoncandylesbo]

your banner image is so badass

thank you! it was made by @memorycycle

[coughloop]

"hmm.... oh I might drown" - @memorycycle

RIP TO THIS UNFORTUNATE BLOGGER

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EQUIUS: D -> Boar of STRENGTH and boar of POWER

EQUIUS: D -> HEAVY training every hour

EQUIUS: D -> Huge and fat my awesome pig

EQUIUS: D -> I make it large I make it big

KARKAT: SANG THIS SHIT EVERY TIME I WENT UP THE MOUNTAIN TO MAKE MY PIG DRINK FROM THE STREAM FOR MONTHS. IT WORKED *BUT* MY WHOLE BLOODLINE IS CURSED NOW SO LIKE. MAYBE NOT WORTH IT. 6 / 10

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/memorycycle/761158215741374464/thats-right-we-have-eyes-on-our-target-you-want?source=share

this but wit ratchet’s fat tits!

oh exactly