#mf is a boar

[aroaloe]

Every mf town in Massachusetts has someplace called the Brave Lion Fucking A Boar's Head Inn that's been open since 1796 and their specialty is the "Autumn Clusterfuck", a cocktail made of 6 varieties of hard liquor mixed with hand-crushed local apple cider and served with a hockey-stick shaped stirrer.

[voiceofthesilly]

Hi, uhm.

Your designs for the voices in STP are..

Genius.

The premise of their design are simple (birds(?) with animal skull heads(?)) yet it makes them so distinguishable!

Also your art is very yummy- It's beautiful.

Ajsjadhdja thanku!! this means a lot, espeically since i love your designs for them a LOT Gonna take that as an opportunity to explain them some bc i havent really done that so beware, long rant under the cut

The general idea was for them to have masks of various woodland creatures, as a general reference to the cabin being set in the woods and to add a bit of a fairytale twist, as often in fairytales guiding voices in form of animals appear But thinking about it skulls are such a sick idea and might use them for less cartoony iterations honestly

From left to right!

Cold was actually pretty hard to pick an animal for - @3zethe3zr has been immense help figuring those out with various voices and we went through options like wolves and bears before i settled on lynx (quick, efficient and solitary assassin). I wanted Cold to feel big and overpowering, blocking out everything else. In a way that silence is big, sorta. You might also notice that they're the only voice without markings - its partially because everything i could come up with felt too on the nose, and partially because well. what symbol better than vast emptiness. Largest voice! 8'2" tall

Paranoid is a mouse, i feel like the association here is pretty straightforward. Big wings to hide behind and bald patches from overpreening. Their pattern is the eyes, they can't seem to get rid of them. Some on the feathers, some straight on the skin.

Hunted gets a hare mask because i said so and hares have amazing prey eyes. It's rather large, but always crouched over and ready to bolt, making it much smaller than it could be - Hunted always says we're small, but there's a moment where Wild refutes that. Of course it's not in reference to physical size there, but I wanted to use that nonetheless. Target mark on their chest and mask. Eyes on the side of the head - not sure where i heard it first but it was sych a good take i had to do it

Hero !!! I struggled a lot with the animal for them, went through a bunch of deer, wolf, even bird at some point (birds were off limits). In the end went with 3zr's squirrel suggestion - a little kind voice sitting on your shoulder. Hero also gets a cape, as a treat. for being there always. And because they're a hero and im no edna mode. Markings are the slits in a knight helmet!

Stubborn was im pretty sure the first one who got designed at all, due to intense stubborn brainrot. Animal is a boar, due to the mfs being extremely hard to kill, though i did want to go with a wolverine for a while. His mask is moved aside, he's straighforward and has no need for hiding anythin. Masks off and knives out, am i right . He's the shortest voice in the lineup (whole 3'7"). this is because im not tall and i like him. I tried to strike a balance between squarish and triangle build. His wings are proudly on display, and so are his scars - a testiment to our resilience.

Opportunist! my littlest guy who missed being a weasel by like 3 milimeters and ended up fox. because of course he did. He's fucking tiny - i usually like making voices who dont consider us strong bigger than they think, but in this case it felt fitting to make it something he works with. The markings are pointed knives, pretty self-explanatory i feel. Usually partially hidden under the chest feathers. Also, his arms are hidden behind his back here but the palms are red - blood on him hands

Smitten is a deer! They always felt very noble to me, and, well, heart shape in the antlers! The mask is somewhat ill-fitting and she can't see well but that's alright, love is blind. The largest marking by far - he's not one to hide his nature, and his heart is as big as the markings would suggest. I wanted to give her this sorta chivalrous fairytale knight build. Wings folded into a wing shape!

Contrarian is another long boi, i felt it would work well for whatever silly limb contortions hed do. The animal is a natterer's bat specifically - again, 3zr's genious idea

Neck feathers meant to resemble a jester's collar. Funky patterns meant to be confusing and disorientin. In the lineup in particular i didn't do it, but the idea is that with the mask slightly more up and beak open it almost looks like he has three heads, paralleling Stranger

Skeptic i wanted to have a very solid build, so square he is. The markings are question marks - both on the mask and feathers. He's a little silly with his saying wink out loud, so he gets to have a question mark tie. Wings folded behind mimicking a trench coat. He deserves glasses

Broken is actually second longest! It doesn't matter though, does it. They can be as large as they want, doesn't change anything. Mask is a raccoon dog - felt fitting vibewise. Bald patches around neck, wrists and ankles, as if remnants of shackles locked around them. The markings are meant to mimick both cracks (in shape) and chains (in layout). Mask pulled up for them double sad eyes and because there isnt even a point in hiding

Last up, cheated! Hedgehog bastard. I guess kinda paralleling Razor in that regard? They're not particularly big and their feathers are ruffled. Uses wings for extra expression! Markings meant to both resemble scars and diamond suit

Also, earlier verisons!

[nkogneatho]

idk what you require for baby daddy post but tanjiro mf kamado is baby daddy

he wants a big family like the one he had as a child *sniffle* so he has a hella big breeding kink

𝐃𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐎

—cw: fem!reader, breeding, hitting cervix, pregnancy.

TANJIRO FUCKING YOU HARD, FILLING YOU UP.

Emptying himself in you because he can't wait to knock you up. He can't wait to see your belly swell with a life. He is so fucking excited for the life you two are going to start along with the baby.

"Let me fuck a baby in you, love. Okay? You want to be—fuck. You want to be a mommy, right? To have a big family?" His hips jerk vigorously, hitting your cervix.

"Mhm. Ah! Tanji! Need you to cum a—uh. Cum a lot in me. Want a big family," you snake your arms around his neck, pulling him closer than he can be.

"Yeah? My sweetheart needs a big family? I'll fill you with my cum—Ah—again and again, baby. Mm...After we have this one, I'll knock you up again. Make sure you're always full—oh shit—full of my cum." He finds himself stuttering as his orgasm washes over him, filling you up. He makes sure to give you a few more thrusts so the sperm reaches deeper.

"Gonna be such a good mom." He plants a kiss on your sweaty forehead. You feel so full.

When your baby arrives, he is emotional and jumping with joy at the same time, hugging Zenitsu, Inosuke and Nezuko. The boar head is so shocked and he doesn't know how to feel. Nezuko is so close to crying when she sees your child. The expression on Tanjiro's face is heartwarming and you already know that he is going to be the best father in the world. He will make sure to provide the child everything he didn't have.

[theshifterbear]

Cabins & Powers - Percy Jackson dr

These cabins aren't in order so please don't yell at me. Hestia is the #1 cabin tho.

Hestia - Induce serenity, the ability to conjure up food, doesn't get burned by fire

Zeus - Electrokinesis, nephelokinesis (clouds), ornithokinesis, can sense/predict the weather, whatever else Thalia or Jason can do

Hera - unknown cause she's childless with her bitch ass 🖕🏾

Poseidon (his name is spelled weird) - y'all know what the fuck is going on. Percy mf Jackson already made sure y'all know. Big waves big motion 🌊

Hades - Y'all know how Nico gets down. (This is me saying that he has a lot of powers and I wasn't able to script all that shit. I'm only just a girl)

Athena - Annabeth made sure you know what the Athena kids got. They hardly had anything good on fandom. Com so I just scripted capable to see through owls or serpents eyes and audiokinesis.

Ares - Control over weapons, can summon armor at will, Necromancy (limited to death to warfare), communicate with pigs/boars and vultures, can adapt to fighting styles faster then most Half-Bloods

Apollo - can touch a person and know their body is in (can use this to know their heart rate or blood type), can sing greek songs to inflict pain (depending on the song different things happen), can curse people to rhyme or constantly singing, can create shock waves, heliokinesis, can tell what certain light waves are, great healers, heal faster than most half-bloods

Demeter - Chlorokinesis, immune to poisonous plants, limited control over the climate, control over framing tools (kinda a boring power till they got a bronze rake), control over dead animals bones (Dinosaurs, mammoths, and dodo birds)

Hermes - Can steal anything without getting caught, faster than most Half-bloods, can sense traps, can understand all languages, can talk to snakes

Hephaestus - Technokinesis, pyrokinesis (rare(😏)), can create anything, manipulate smoke

Artemis - those hunters can beat your ass

Aphrodite - Can control make-up, perfume, clothing, and jewelry, can influence the feeling of love. can change hair color and eye color, can communicate with doves, geese, ducks, dolphins, and swans, (very rare) charm speak, enhanced eyesight and hearing

Dionysus - Can make alcohol out of nothing, can control vines and orchards, can control tigers and panthers

Hecate - Mystiokinesis, can make an animal their familiar, communicate with crows and ravens, can enchant objects

Iris - Have the ability to conjure a large orb made of pure rainbows around an opponent. The orb would successfully imprison an opponent for a short time. The orb is quite durable, but could be broken through with sufficient force. The orb cannot be teleported out of. The target cannot be attacked while the orb is in place, so the power is purely defensive. (Limited), can manifest wings, have the ability to focus an intense beam of prismatic light which will burn anything it touches, can use rainbows to show them directions, and can generate rainbows and colors.

Hypnos - Can induce sleep on anyone, manipulate dreams, can wake themselves up at will, cure insomnia

Nemesis - Can summon vengeful spirits to aid, can tell when someone's cheating, combat style mimicry, can bounce back power attacks, can see someone's weak spot

Nike - superspeed, can summon Nikes warriors, control Kinetic energy

Achlys - Can sense and follow poison, can make poison, immune by posion, can breath out poisonous gas

Aeolus - Control wind, can hold their breath for long periods of time, can hear anything the wind carries, can use the air to slice things

Hebe - Can curse people/things to age backwards or forwards for a limited time, can make ambrosia out of nothing.

Tyche - Universal luck

Aetna - Can turns things to stone. Must be touching it (Limited. Only last for about 30 minutes but the stronger the being less amount of time). Have Ash Manipulation or the user can generate and manipulate ash, defined as the solid remains of fires which, as already burnt matter, cannot be burned again. Can generate and manipulate liquid fire.

As you can see I might have gone overboard. Tyche children are the only ones with only one power cause I got lazy.

Master list

[ihatetheinternetandeveryoneonit]

We all like to clown on Astarion's 10 Charisma, but can we talk about his 13 INT for a sec?

Because no.

No way.

The man doesn't have a single well-thought-out plan in his brain. He holds a knife to your throat and just flops himself on the ground. He somehow thinks that sleeping with someone to manipulate them won't horribly backfire, and let us not forget the scene where after ascension he gets burned biting Karlach and gets all pissy about it.

Edit: AND I ALMOST FORGOT the mf boar he left right in the middle of the road and him panicking "nothing to see here!!"

He is so dumb and I love him for that.

[gregoftom]

alright but like what if rule of three.

rule of three can refer to multiple things but in this case i’m thinking, three times greg asks tom for something, and tom gives it to him.

so.

tom immediately didn’t tell on greg in boar on the floor for him bc greg said “please”. tom took a few moments to consider, but then said he would go to jail and take all of the blame for greg bc greg asked him to. what if greg wants tom to come with him, and maybe at first tom refuses, greg keeps trying to no avail. but then greg asks him to save him. mf literally asks tom, please let me help you. let me do for you what you’ve done for me. and then tom lets him. bc he’s a sucker for greg begging him for stuff. 

[sadly-sally]

what problems do I have with my brain!

I keep eating like a mf boar, then I feel guilty, but I keep doing it!

I'm a mf masochist!

[umbral-archives]

I SAW YOUR TATTOO POSF SND IM??? OSIDSKFKDKFKG IM MARRIED TO HIM NOW IT'S CANON I SAID SO

ok but hear me out: he's already canvassed enough as is but what about punk Murdoc. faded hair that's totally not dyed with the blood of his hunts, more piercings than you would think humanly possible, his room looks more like a scene boy's den than a room-

and of course, let's not forget the tattoos. the ✨essentials✨ (aka the ones you gave him) stay because they're his most important ones, but I like to think there's other tattoos. maybe the cheesy little tiny heart tattoo on his cheek, maybe another big one on his thigh, who knows?

hot shit. sexiest beeg deviant. just imagine raiding punk Murdoc's room to steal yet another hoodie and coming across a collection of various blades. think about one of em with reader's name engraved on it. kept in a special black silky-looking box all to itself. think thonk. - 🕳️🪶

This loser-ass bitch's tattoos refuse to settle and I've actually changed them several times, but I've nailed something mildly cohesive down. Big, scarred, stinky deviant mf has to walk a balance, it's not easy being inconspicuous if you look like you just stepped out of a tattoo parlor's wall decorations. I also love the idea of reader/fawn suggesting tattoos for him, gonna incorporate that into my lore. Fuckin weiner absolutely has a weapon collection, yes. Anything from swords and knives to boar spears and so on. In my personal lore, his grandfather hunted as a hobby and collected weapons, so that's how the loser got his fascination with them. Another piece of personal lore is a meteorite Damascus blade that reader/fawn purchases for him as a sort of... 'peace offering' in a certain part of Crossroads.

[sasha-naell]

Robert : I kill you, and you, you kill me.

God : Patrick why did you kill that guy

A fucking boar : MF HE KILL HIM SELF

[wildfire317s-oc-box]

My nicknames for the demon slayer / kny characters (probably gonna be edited as time goes on):

Tanjiro: checkers, fox-cub, country bumpkin #1, cannon-ball, simba, glitched eevee

Nezuko: dynamite, foxlette, bunny-rabbit, local cleric

Zenitsu: bug-zapper, sparky, thunder, lightning bolt, zen-, simp lord, timone, pikachu

Inosuke: piggu, oinker, boar-boy, country bumpkin #2, mankey, pumba

Murata: squeaker, lucky clover, mister nine lives

Genya: fluff-ball, grumpy gills junior, half 'n' half, hyena-boy, beastie

Kanao: lucky-flip

Aoi: lapis, sky blue

Sabito: sabi-, fire fox, soggy/sabi-fox, fox-boy, the ginger, local red-head, short-stack, short-king, secret weasly

Makomo: momo-chan, sky-fox, quick-silver, shorty, daisy-chain

Giyuu: shadow, shadow-fox, fox-fox, espresso-depresso

Urokodaki: fox-dad, old man river

Kyojuro: Ren-, K(i)yo, Phoenix, fire-chicken, owl boy, (my apologies in advance) donut man

Shinjuro: mega butt-lord, maltov, head-butt practice, gunpowder fuse

Senjuro: owlet, Sen-, baby-phoenix, sweet bean

Kanae: monarch, lilac, sweet one

Shinobu: lavender, butterfly, grumpy one, chihuahua

Sanemi: feral-ass, gremlin man, feral pomeranian, cottonheaded ninimuggins, cotton poof, grumpy gills senior, shouty mc-lionmane the second (the original being nishiki from tokyo ghoul), deranged dandelion, dunkass

Uzui: loud-mouth, gaston knock-off, bastard ass, obnoxious mf, tryhard ninja, man-hoe, rich prick, pickpocket-bait, spoiled jackass, captain crack-head, testiclies high dumbass of testosterone

Muichiro: Mui-, -chiro, misty, cloudy-boy, spacer, space-cadet, pedo-buster, smol-bean

Mitsuri: love-bug, melon-stripes, best-girl (of the humans), cat-girl, sweet-girl

Iguro: snek, sneky-snek, snake-boy, snake-charmer, zebra-stripes, duo-chrome, dress boy (you all know the dress i mean if you look at his entire color-palette), icyhot, sneaky simp

Gyomei: gentle giant, beastie-tree, tibetin-mastiff, the tall one, prayer beads, mister budda beads

Kaigaku: Kai-, evil-sparky, local rogue, invert-color-zenitsu, black-lightning, gender-bent azula, tiger-cub

Kokushibo/mitchikatsu: koku-, mitchi-, -shibo, sixer, moony, Kaigaku's dad, ponytail

Douma: frosty, blondie, ink-splat, great-dane, daki & gyutaro's dad, rainbow-brain, lounge-lion, kaleidoscope eyes

Akaza/Hakuji: cat-boy, tabby-stripe, raging-bisexual, pinky, -kaza

Nakime: Naki, rapunzel, mademoiselle noir, Naki-nak's

Hantengu: -tengu, murder-hobo, bird-brain, lord of bullshitery, han-, mousey

Gyokko: shape of water, fish for brains, dollar-store axolotl, house-plant, shitty-wizard, pedo-fish, off brand anish kapoor

Daki: material-girl, alt-timeline barbie (if you know you know), miss wears pink on wednesdays

Gyutaro: pretty paint-splatter boy, cutie-spots, pretty pretty gyutaro, floofy-hair, sharky, snarky-shark, gyu-, taro-taro, hyena-shark, hyena-man, mantis, floof-floof-cotton-poof, paint/ink splatter cutie

Enmu: enmu the tank engine, train-boy, emu, goat-eyes, (^w^)/OwO face, crazy-train, (in reference to his disembodied hand alone) off brand thing, HMS (his majesty's simp), the OwO translator

Ubume: n/a

Rokuro: geode, lower moon dad 2, rock-uro

Hairo: grouchy wolf, grumpy guns, dollar store cowboy

Wakuraba: elf-ears, off-brand legolas

Mukago: fuzzball, whiskers, fluffy-horns

Rui: spidy, spider-boy, ru-ru, rui-ru, web-slinger, tiny bean, smol gremlin, precious pain in the ass, adorable lil shit, squishy, squishy-cheeks, raging ball of white fluff, spidy/spider-paws

Kamanue: baby-dragon, kama-kama, kama, nue

Kyogai: tiger-stripes, tiger, kyo-, looks like a dad (not even kidding he looks very similar to my actual dad just put a goatee on him), mister its a kilt, captain funky music, big drummer-boy, lower moon dad 1

Tamayo: tama-san, tama-tama, the science queen

Yushiro: bratty-cat, simp king

Susumaru: maru, susu, maru-chan

Yahaba: triple a, mister hand-eye coordination, off brand death the kid

[rottencoreflesh101]

It's official. Your Rot Monster AU has successfully wormed its way into my brain and it's not leaving. Hope you don't mind more questions:

How did the Kamaboko Squad meet up in this AU, if at all? What kind of hijinks do they get into?

Can we get more backstory on the Shinazugawa brothers? How do an angel and demon end up as brothers? (I remember you saying that Sameni was selected to be an angel, but what about Genya?)

What's Muzan up to in this AU? I imagine similar bullshit as canon, but the existence of more monsters makes my mind go to darker places.

What are humans up to in this AU? I've snippets mentioning them, but nothing really concrete. Are the Ubuyashikis human, still running the Demon Slayer Corps?

I'll probably have more questions later.

(P.S. I have a fic for this AU in my WIP. Have no idea if it'll ever be done, but who knows?)

I surely dont mind at all, im so happy others took interest in my au!

Hmm Tanjiro(Pheonix harpy), Nezuko(Corrupyed Pheonix harpy), Zenitsu(lung storm dragon) and Inosuke(either a boar troll or a boar faun) met the same way as in canon. Kanao(butterfly Fairy) was later introduced when the gang met the Angel rank (Sanemi, Shinobu and Gyomei tho Sanemi was missing, at this time he was long gone).

Genya was introduced once the gang was accepted and viewed as worthy in Sanemi’s eyes.

Hmm when the whole group is together, they usually do pretty tamed stuff. Most extreme stuff they’ve done is hunt not so powerful demons as a hunt game, they’re all pretty brutal creatures so they kill these demons in the most horrific ways possible.

Shinazugawa brothers, the angel cycle.

Sanemi was originally a dragon along with Genya. Angels are cherry picked by the corp, they get to decide who is worthy of such tittle since angels in this au are powerful warriors, battle machines and nothing more or less.

Sanemi was chosen to be an angel and was sent to the corp for training (like in the army! Once you’re recruited, they’ll take you to base to break you). When Sanemi came back from training, he found his family dead but luckily he wasn’t so late to save Genya but to his horror, Genya was feasting on their parents (who were infected with spores from a demon) and that made Genya turn into a dragon demon inmune to the spore’s mind control. //I’ll maybe get more in detail about this in the future.

Angels by default are demon slayers, they will destroy any corrupted being or malicious creature they come across but this was Genya, the only family he had left. So he kept him a secret in his temple. Sanemi raised his brother in secret from everyone until Kanae went to visit Sanemi with out consent, Genya thought it was Sanemi and the rest was a bloody mess.

Muzan

Hmm I have not yet settled anything for Muzan yet. I thought maybe Lucifer himself but very similar life style to the netflix series lucifer. Rich dude, very well known but not many know he is Muzan, the mf they after since he takes many form. But thats for now, we yet haven’t planned anything.

Humans

Humans are still present in this au. Very common actually, basically they’re just living their lives in villages snd being tormented by the monsters/creatures under Muzan’s hand.

But some have found certain creatures and considered them as gods, religious or worthy enough to offerings and gifts. Examples are Giyuu Tomioka(Water lung dragon), Douma(Kelpie) and Sabito(Forest/River Kitsune).

Also yes! The Ubuyashikis are still in control of the corps! They’re common humans but they’re honest and hard work has been respected and they’re all in debt with them (not in a bad way more like for example, Tomioka was taken under Urokodaki’s care which he was oart of the corp and Tomioka felt he owed the corp for their kindness)

If that made any senseee????? Tho Tomioka retires later on!

/// If you ever publish it or feel like sharing it plz send it to me??? Omg?? Or tag me! I would love to read!!!

[zeessmallwormhole]

I’ve recently gotten into Demon Slayer..and just saw the boy with a boar mask but this mf been on my mind.

‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night lookin ass wtf LFMAOO

[boyakishanaura]

Gods FUCKING DAMN IT.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND WHAT GUN CALIBRE V FUCKING HAS.

[gregoftom]

I love Greg, but if I was Tom I would have teared the bitch to pieces with my teeth if I saw him having a ball of a time with the fascists, after having agreed to go to prison for him. He did the same thing with boar on the floor and the proposal of a business open relationship afterwards. Which in retrospect is very fucking crazy. Dude had to stand in an empty pool and got pissed on, but still didn't talk because of a little 'pls 🥺' only for Greg to break-up and blackmail him. Love them, fr.

JASJAKSJAKJSAS yeah i'll be honest that hurt me too.

it's kind of crazy the way that greg reacted then compared to now and you make a good point - twice tom makes these big proposals of love and twice it's kind of thrown back in his face. this is something he's used to so it makes sense that he goes off and pelts bottles at greg. you can kind of understand tom, LOL.

but he keeps pursuing him! like a lovesick little bitch! it's so..... A. there are probably multiple reasons why greg reacts the way he does to tom at the start; 1. he thinks that's the way this world works having observed the family acting that way [tom even praises him for the blackmail, in the end greg is mostly satisfied with being treated better and respected and being given a sense of belonging. tom knows just how to seduce him right back in] 2. he's not sure, like i was when i first watched boar on the floor, just how long these kinds of gestures could and would last so he doesn't take it quite so seriously hence trying to leave after [also up to that point tom had been uh. pretty mean to him!! and he gravitates towards niceness, it's only then i guess that he managed to pluck up the courage to ask to leave bc tom had this sudden burst of kindness and greg felt like he could leave without getting Killed lol.] 3. he's just being selfish - he takes these gestures and runs with them, esp the getting out of jail free card. he's like, oh thanks! then thoughtlessly celebrates his freedom with a bunch of. dudes. anyway.

BUT THEN LATE S3-4?????!?! WTF HAPPENED HASKJASAS this bitch was like minnesotan dick got me acting unwise. "prove it" shut the hell up slut!!! tom can't even react properly cuz he's like HUH?????? i thought you didn't even like me back!!!!! and it's just so fucking fun bc it pairs up very nicely with how much tom acts like a schoolboy around greg. these mfs be acting like high school idiots and it's so entertaining. it's like i said somewhere else on a post; one of them will take steps forward while the other steps back. the nero sporus scene was greg's "oh!" moment, i think. that was the moment he was like, oh wait, this is for real? bc ever since then he's been glued to tom's side and in the latest s4 episodes been singing his song like hey hi i'm greg of tom, i'm tom's mistress, how is everybody, hi mr president did you know i love that country boy. also i am here. like he mentioned himself second!! not exactly a huge thing like botf, but it's still a gesture! just a shame tom wasn't there to see it; maybe it'll be addressed in some way in the finale or he'll bear witness to greg doing the same thing for him in kind and we'll either get a break up as a response [touche greg] or... not?? which!!!!! A but i'm kind of expecting something within the former range. but i don't think it'll be an easy decision for tom and tbh, i'll take that. it at least means greg is important to him.

something happened between s3 and 4; they became friends, the trust grew, they must have spent a lot of time together. the disgusting brothers [which atp could just be them fucking each other and calling it disgusting bc they're fucking dumb and internally homophobic] bullshit, which sounds like something some idiot frat bros would come up with. "DIGUSTIBUS" GREG U WANNA FUCK THAT SENIOR CITIZEN SO BAD IT MAKES U LOOK STUPID. like. we had tom acting like that, now it's greg's turn. the scales tipped the other way and now tom is like. whadda hell... he likes it for sure we can see it here and there. but he's taking the step back now. i just think that's interesting!

ANYWAY SORRY I MADE THIS INTO A HUGE POST LOL but the point is. i also love them fr and tom should've [redacted] whenever greg was a little unappreciative asshole.

[lapata-lupt]

I would eat her out on her period like a mf hungry boar drink it all groaning and crying