#michael j. blood

[entheo-music]

Michael J. Blood - JB6

[theosphobia]

caboose doodles through the seasons...

[clairedelune-13]

If you were to choose a babygurl, which one would it be? (ONLY ONE)

Good, good. Now pick an autistic gay angel (ONLY ONE)

Now pick the husbands (ONLY ONE)

Alright. Nice. Who’s Heart Eyes win??? (ONLY ONE)

ALRIGHT GO!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mst3kgifs]

Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep, good day for it.

[agentmaineapologist]

Lavernius Tucker is the last one. The last surviving member of Blue Team.

Church? Killed himself believing he couldn't be killed, while Tucker was thousands of miles away. Tex? Died in a plane crash that was directly caused by him having a child. Kaikaina? Who the hell knows, she hasn't been seen in over five years since she decided to stay at a base with no food or water. Washington? Succumbed to his injuries while Locus, the newly reformed merc, was held up by security at the hospital he tried to get him to.

And Caboose? Killed while saving someone who betrayed him, all because some whiney bitch with a god complex wanted to prove a point. That's when he snapped. He was so filled to the brim with distraught and grief and rage that when Donut gives him the opportunity to go back in time - to bring them all back - he did not hesitate. Why, you may ask?

Because with the death of a martyr comes the birth of a villain.

The Death of a Martyr - a Red vs Blue fan comic by Víðarr/AgentMaineApologist

First Chapter coming soon Fall of 2024

[cervideity]

tons of faith doodles. my neverending illness for this game.

[harbingersecho]

the original blues ig (if church + tex were human)??

[mariocki]

Parasite (1982)

"That thing on your stomach..."

"A new strain of parasite. I deserve it, in a way. I created it."

"For the Merchants? Why?"

"I thought for the government. They're so mixed up with the Merchants now, they work for one another. This 'thing', as you call it, is growing. It's dormant now but it will soon grow larger... and kill me."

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Y’know, I don’t know how, but I totally forgot that upon hearing that Tucker is pregnant, Church’s first assumption is that either Andy or Caboose is responsible for it. 

[answersnetwork]

Ep. 700 - The Biodynamics of the Immune System: Balancing the Energies of the Body with the Cosmo

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 2, Part 3, Poll 2

[geekcavepodcast]

"Spider-Man: Black Suit & Blood" Latest Marvel "Black, White & Blood" Comic

Marvel Comics' Black, White & Blood" series is getting a new entry - Spider-Man: Black Suit & Blood, in honor of the 40th anniversary of Spidey's black suit. Some stories in the anthology series will tell stories of Spider-Man in the black suit while others will explore the suit's legacy and impact on Peter Parker.

The first issue of Spider-Man: Black Suit & Blood will contain:

a new story set during "Kraven's Last Hunt" from J.M. DeMatteis and Elena Casagrande

a story from J. Michael Straczynski and Sumit Kumar which "rips Peter Parker's (and the symbiote's) heart out! A last vestige of the symbiote has stayed with Peter all these years, waiting for the right moment to tear Spidey down!"

a tale from Dustin Nguyen of Spider-Man being hunted "But how can he hope to escape when the danger comes from within?"

Spider-Man: Black Suit & Blood #1 (of 4) goes on sale on August 7, 2024. The first issue sports a main cover and a virgin variant cover by Leinil Francis Yu and variant covers by Greg Land, Ron Frenz, and Skottie Young.

(Image via Marvel Comics - Leinil Francis Yu's Cover of Spider-Man: Black Suit & Blood #1)

[voiced-and-animated-by]

Today's gender (in honor of my roots lmao) is voiced by J Michael Tatum and Animated by @/ToastyGlow

(Also omg the BBB dub is actually amazing and I'd honestly reccomend it alongside the sub)

[cabozers]

Early Blood Gulch Donut and Caboose have the same haircut

[yuhi-san]

has anyone ever brought up the blood gulch crews complete disregard for the ship of theseus situation? you know, reagrading the alpha!church and epsilon!church situation

like sure, they are complete morons and also have probably never herad of this theory in their life (except simmons maybe). but even if they don’t have a name for the concept or anything... it just is not a thing to them.

the simplified main question of the theory is: if you over time replace every part of a ship, is it still the same ship? and then the follow up question: if you use the replaced parts to rebuild the ship over time someweher else, do you have the same ship twice?

the same argument basically comes up in sci-fic in regards of clones or someone backing up their memory somewhere.

but then you have the vlood gulch crew who just completelly ignores this paradox, the implications of this thought experiment.

and like the fascinating thing is that they are completely, 100% aware of the situation. they absolutelly know the guy from blood gulch is the alpha ai. who got deleted by the end of seson 6 when he went with wash to trigger the emp e.m.p.

they know the new guy is the epsilon a.i. who is the memory of the original church. and is besically just remembering himself. they are totally aware of the destinction. no confusion there. and yet its just. churuch.

its not even that they reach some kind of subconscious consensus on this or anything. they just straight up are like: oh yeah, epsilon is also church.

like no thought whatsoever. zero. head empty.

(and i think the exchange between tucker and dylan in season 15 hammers this home.

Caboose: I miss church.

Dylan: you mean the epsilon a.i

Tucker: no, he means church.)

they know the difference. they just don’t differenentiate at all.

they are so simple in that regard that at no point do any of the implications of the ship of theseus ever occurs to them. they are just like, oh that before was the alpha a.i and now its the epsilon a.i. anyway, thats church, always a total jerk.

anyway im sure they would have many, many philosopers despair with how astoundingly simple they are