#millk talks

[millkyyo]

Please tell Ace the silliest random-est shit you can think of when you and him are finally a thing. Like Ace appreciates the inside jokes or random thoughts that only both of you can relate, it deepens the bond between the two of you after all. Ace loves how creative you can be in coming up with these things and would even start playfully countering it back

"Firefly, I don't think I can fart out fire." "Okay but, think about it.... If we got oil and you fart out fire, you become a flamethrower. That's cool!!!" ".....Okay that sounds cool, I should try practicing."

[jujutsubaby]

after hours (part 3)

☆ pairing: toji fushiguro x afab!reader, satoru gojo x afab!reader ☆ summary: the parent teacher night conference is here and you finally realize how popular toji is with all the women in megumi's school. good thing you're the only one who goes home with toji at the end of the day. ☆ tags: modernAU, babysitterAU ☆ warnings: 18+ !! MINORS DNI! dirty talk, foreplay, slight power dynamic, and more dirty talk. ☆ a/n: 3/3 on mentioning jacob elordi in this series should i kms 🤭 anyway this was only partial smut but i promise you toji is going to dick y/n down in the next chapter so hard (ᵔ.ᵔ) so get read for it 😈 also i'm rly liking where the story is going esp for toji x gojo x y/n ahhhh ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و ̑̑ 🖤🤍 series masterlist 🤍🖤

“c’mon guys, i really need to figure out which outfit to wear!” you plead to shoko and utahime, while holding up a black jumpsuit on one hand and a black cocktail dress on the other. shoko and utahime are currently too busy building and decorating their joint animal crossing island to really pay attention to any of your bullshit (and you know it) but you cannot help but feel a bit anxious for tonight. you wanted to look good for dinner and toji, but also professional and respectable for the parent teacher conference.

utahime turns to you and frowns. “i just don’t think either of those are good, if i’m being honest…” she trails off. “i mean, who wears a cocktail dress to a parent teacher conference?”

shoko also turns around and sees the black cocktail dress and eyes it carefully, before finally recognizing it. “i’ve literally seen you wear that to a frat party and now you’re considering wearing that megumi’s school?” she questioned, looking skeptically at the dress.

“okay, so jumpsuit it is.” you say, heading back to your room. you pair the black jumpsuit with some layered dainty gold necklaces and rings and a pair of slightly dirty yet reliable white sneakers with your favorite pair of frilly socks with bow ties on them. you decide to leave your hair down with all its natural curls and grab your bag. you quickly send a text to toji before heading out:

y/n: heading out soon, cya in 8 🤍

you say goodbye to shoko and utahime, still engrossed in trying to make their cottagecore witch themed island of their dreams, and drive over to toji’s house. you’re not entirely sure when you started to feel anxious, but by the time you pull up to toji’s driveway, it takes everything in you to not hurl out your insides the minute you open your car door.

c’mon y/n, you’ve babysat here hundreds of times. why’s this any time different? well for starters, toji ate you out last time. your very poor pep talk barely made you get out of the car and ring toji’s doorbell. you bite your lip and tuck your hair behind you ears, wondering if toji will say something regretful about the time you spent together last night.

sure you aren’t that emotionally attached to him by any means, but you would be lying if you said you wouldn’t feel hurt if he says something along the lines of “this was a mistake”. your thoughts are interrupted by the door finally opening, and coming face to face with toji. your eyes millk in the sight of him, and your breath is quite literally taken away. you think you’ve never seen him clean up this nice, as he’s wearing a crisp navy blue shirt and a pair dark slim pants. fuck me.

“h-hey toji,” you say, greeting him with a slight smile.

"hey, pumpkin," he says, grabbing your arm and pulling you in. he closes the door, and you walk inside. before you know it, toji grabs your arms and swings you around to face him, your body flush against his chest. you squeak at the quick movement and before you can understand what is happening, toji's lips crash into yours. you're taken by surprise, but you immediately melt into his kiss, all your anxiety evaporating.

you stand on your tippy toes and wrap your arms around his neck, moaning into the kiss. you wish there was a way to press your lips even closer to toji's, mimicking the movement of his lips while you tried to ignore how soaked your panties were even though the night just started.

toji leans down and grips your ass tightly and picks you up. almost on instinct, you wrap your legs around his hips, slightly rocking them into his torso while he lightly presses you up against the wall. god, he could just take you right here, right now.

he feels your hips rocking onto him, breaks off the kiss, leaving you whining for more. "already looking for some action?" he teases.

you don't even have a good response for him because he's right: you are looking for some action. down there if you're being specific. and you don't care that he started it first. you nod a pathetic "mhmm" and throw your head back as he leans in to lick your neck and mark his territory. you don't even care that everyone would be able to see the hickey toji is leaving if it meant he didn't stop what he was doing.

"alright, keep holding onto me, pumpkin. i wanna touch you..." toji trails off, as he lets one hand off your ass. your legs remain wrapped tightly around his waist, and your breaths get shorter and louder as his fingers trail up from your hips to your chest. wait, has toji never touched your tits before?

your brain doesn't get a chance to ponder on the thought when toji gives your tits a harsh squeeze and you illicit an almost inappropriately long sigh, trying your hardest to contain your volume. toji groans, loving the response that just his hands over your clothed chest has on you. he gives your hardened buds the attention they craved, pinching and playing with them, as you started to beg toji for more.

"please, please, you know this isn't enough for me~" you complain, squeezing your legs even tighter against his waist. at this point, you were pathetically humping his waist, desperately trying to get some friction in the area you needed it the most.

toji responds by pushing you harder against the wall, your head rolling back as the sensitive buds on your chest sent electricity all throughout your body. if you weren't horny before, you sure are now.

you're about to ask (read: beg) toji to unzip your jumpsuit, when you and toji both hear little pitter patter footsteps coming down the stairs. megumi.

toji immediately shifts you back on to the floor, and you smooth out your jumpsuit and hair while toji adjusts the tent in his pants. you're still trying to regulate your breathing when megumi comes down the stairs. his eyes wild with excitement when he sees you and dashes towards you for a hug.

"megumiii" you greet him cheerfully, your arms open for a hug. you've always had a soft spot for this kid, and you pick him up when he approaches. god, he's getting bigger and bigger each day, you think as you realize he's heavier than he was when you first started babysitting him. "how was your dayyyy" you say in a sing song voice.

"it was fine...yuji brought his fruit scented markers to class today and i used the grossest flavored marker to draw on yuta's face during nap time." he says so unbothered that your jaw drops.

"umm...wow...okay...so that's a lot. i thought we talked about drawing on yuta's face during nap time." you frown. you remember when you were babysitting megumi a few weeks ago when the landline got a call from school about megumi getting in trouble and yuta crying because his face smelled bad. poor kid.

"i know but this time this new girl, nobara, dared me to do it, i had to!" he defends, as you put him down. you watch as toji chuckles at how fond the two of you are. he sighs with content and kneels down to help megumi put on his shoes.

"we'll talk about this later but peer pressure is never any good." you lecture as you hold the door open for megumi and toji. you lock eyes with toji, and he mouths a thank you before taking over and locking the door.

toji helps megumi get into his range rover while you hop into the passenger seat. you quickly check your phone and see two texts:

shoko: how's stepmomming going? me n utahime are scamming children on discord for mushroom diy recipes :)

satoru: ugh that girl who i was supposed to hook up w tn just bailed on me should i kms?

you quickly send a response to shoko that you were on the way to the restaurant and to be nice to the children, and open satoru's message and give it a thumbs up reaction. you're determined to have no distractions tonight.

toji takes you and megumi to a nice, but not too fancy, sushi place downtown, nearby megumi's school. over dinner, you hear megumi talk more about his friendship with yuji, which warms your heart. throughout dinner, you and toji sneak glances and smiles with one another, and you feel like a high schooler again.

you notice between conversations with megumi that toji has been nonstop staring at the tv screen behind you, and you quickly take a turn to see it’s the collegiate basketball game taking place. 

“i didn’t know you were into basketball, toji.” you muse, never pegging him as someone who would enjoy watching sports in general. you get no response from toji — it’s almost like he didn’t hear you while his eyes were glued to the screen. 

“toji. toji! TOJI!” you snap, in front of his face, finally getting his attention. “what’s going on, dude, talk to me.” you ask, confused as to why his expression turned scornful when your home team missed a three pointer.

“oh, sorry. i got really into the game, my bad pumpkin.” he says, eyes still glued to the screen. “just gimme a quick minute, i’ve got some money i’ve bet on our team tonight…” he trails off, quickly shooting you a forced grin before zoning out at the tv again. 

you’re a bit irked that he’s paying more attention to the game than you and megumi but you let it slide. why would he bet on a stupid basketball game anyway, you think. 

you and megumi make small talk while you help him eat his dragon roll before the game finishes and and toji rejoins the table mentally. you hear him groan in frustration before shooting off a quick text. poor guy probably lost his bet. “anyway, what did i miss? sorry about that, guys.”

“nothing!” megumi chirps, before slightly frowning. “also…i can’t finish my dragon roll anymore, daddy. can you help?” 

“of course, kiddo.” toji grins, before taking a napkin and wiping soy sauce off of megumi’s face.

“oh my god, you’re soooo babygirl,” you unexpectedly say. you have no idea where that came from, but you mean it. seeing any soft side of a big man like toji just has your heart melt into a puddle. 

toji raises an eyebrow, while chewing his son’s unfinished dragon roll pieces. "the fuck does that mean?” he says through bites. he’s not totally offended by it -- more so intrigued than anything else.

“i dunno, it’s like when big built guys like you are soft on the inside, you know. it’s just…cute. it’s babygirl.” you laugh, while explaining. you cannot believe you’re having this conversation with toji, but you can’t believe it even more when he laughs. 

“then i guess i’m your babygirl, pumpkin.” he winks at you, inadvertently making your heart skip a beat.

all three of you share pleasantries for the rest of the dinner, the topics ranging from toji losing his bet in the basketball game to megumi trying to convince his dad to get pet dogs. when the waiter comes out with the check, toji reaches in his pockets to retrieve his wallet, only to find it empty.

"oh shit, my bad. i think i left my wallet at home." toji apologizes to the waiter and you. "gah, that's what being a single parents does to you, i guess..." he trails off, making you feel bad for him.

"it's okay, i'll grab it!" you say, covering for dinner. you recall toji promising you dinner yesterday, and you also recall your friends making fun of his broke ass and find yourself holding back a laugh at the situation you're in. god, maybe he is a gigolo, you think as you sign off on the bill and head out to the parent teacher night.

megumi’s school is close enough to walk to, so all three of you are able to take a nice stroll in the heart of the city. as you approach megumi’s fancy private school (where does toji get the money to even pay tuition for this place?), you start shivering as the cool autumn breeze starts to get stronger. you wish you had brought something heavier than this cardigan but toji immediately notices, and wordlessly starts taking off his coat and wrapping it around your shoulders. 

“oh! toji, you didn’t -“ you start, feeling immediately less cold, partially due to toji’s sweater and partially due to your face heating up at toji’s actions. 

“don’t worry about it, pumpkin,” toji says, pulling you closer and leaning close to ear. “you can pay me back once we get home,” he whispers in a low voice, and you swallow, trying to maintain your composure as you walk into the school. 

megumi immediately finds nobara and yuji messing around in the hallways and runs to join them. you feel the warmth of toji’s arms around you disappear and you frown. 

“gimme a second, i gotta talk to one of the dads here real quick…” toji mumbles, seeming displeased about having to speak with this person.

“everything okay?” you ask. 

“uh…yeah. remember how i lost the basketball bet. well…he’s who i lost to.” toji sighs, giving the man a nod as he sulks towards him. you keep your eyes on toji as he seemed crankier than usual talk to the man about the basketball game. wait, where did he get the money to pay up? didn’t he say he forgot his wallet?

your thoughts are interrupted by irritating snickers and high pitched jeers coming a couple yards away from you. you turn to see a group of five or so older women (perhaps they were around toji’s age?) avoiding eye contact with you (but miserably failing). you’re not sure but you think you hear one of them say something along the lines of “that’s the gold digger megumi’s dad is dating now” and “i saw them kissing last night and she was barely wearing a skirt”. 

you really try hard to not laugh, but you accidentally let out a snort loud enough for them to hear. gold digger? if only they knew you had to cover for toji today during dinner, and that he hadn’t paid you in a week. ugh, fuck you really should get on that. 

trying to avoid eavesdropping on what these insecure women were saying about you, you pull out your phone and check your texts, and see one from satoru: 

saturo: do u think u would get off to step mom porn more or less now that you fucked toji?

oh my god, how many times do you have to tell this guy you didn’t fuck toji…yet. you start typing a lengthy response about the inappropriate text, when you’re interrupted by one of the women tapping your shoulder. 

“hi!” she chirps with conspicuous artificial delight. “i know it’s all the rage in your age to go thrifting, but you look really unprofessional coming to school here wearing that oversized piece of garbage.” her smile is dripping with poison. 

“i’ll be sure to let toji know you think about his coat. thanks.” you respond stoically before making eye contact with toji and marching towards him. 

“those ladies bothering you, pumpkin?” toji muses, ruffling your hair slightly. 

“nothing i can’t handle,” you wink. 

“toji, you may step inside the classroom!” megumi’s teacher calls from the homeroom door. toji motions for you to come with him and you do, not sure why you’re feeling a bit anxious about meeting megumi’s teacher. is she going to say something about how much you let megumi watch euphoria? what if you’re teaching him multiplication incorrectly, even though you’re an excellent student? your thoughts are immediately put at bay when, three minutes into the meeting with megumi’s teacher, you realize she has not looked at your or addressed you even once. 

in fact, she’s only looking at toji. not just looking at him, she’s full on flirting with him. 

“oh, toji stop it!” she laughs when toji says he doesn’t do much when helping megumi with his homework. “you’re sooo funny!” you can’t even focus on anything she’s saying about megumi’s performance in his classes. all you're focused on is how she always needs to be touching toji somewhere when talking to him — his arms, his shoulders, and (this one you had to commend her for pulling off) lightly grazing his thigh when he sat down.

“how does he interact with the other kids?” you ask, thinking of poor yuta. 

megumi’s teacher completely ignores you and pretends you didn’t ask anything, and proceeds to “accidentally” “drop” all of her notes on the floor. she bends over to reach them while abruptly stopping a couple feet from toji, and makes a show of apologizing while her pencil skirt hugs her ass. “oh my god, i can be so clumsy sometimes,” she apologizes. 

you do everything in your power to not burst out laughing at how absurd this night is, starting from the the group of women outside the hall to megumi’s own teacher. you make a mental note to tease toji about how popular he is with the moms and teachers at school. meanwhile, toji is off staring at the classroom decorations, smiling specifically at megumi’s artwork that’s being displayed on the wall. he’s so engrossed in it and other similar classroom art that he doesn’t even hear how the teacher moans pornographically when she sits down and takes off her pencil heels, saying “these shoes are just killing my feet, toji…”

“oh uh, okay. that sucks. anything pressing about my son or can we go now?” toji says, finally paying attention to megumi’s teacher. he snakes his arm around your waist, pulling your closer into him, and you take in his warmth. 

“o-oh yeah. no it’s fine, i hope to see you again tomorrow when you pick him up,” she says with anticipation. 

“um, yeah. okay, um. bye!” toji remarks, clearly not catching onto any innuendos or deeper meanings behind anything she’s saying. 

you and toji walk out of the classroom and you immediately stifle a laugh. “woooow, everyone is just sooo obsessed with you here~” you joke. “megumi’s teacher was totally hitting on you!”

“oh yeah, i know. she’s been hitting on me since the beginning of the school year,” he says, taking you by surprise. “why, pumpkin? you jealous?” he says as he squeezes you hips. 

“oh really? you just…didn’t seem to care…” you say, intrigued. you look up at him, searching for some answers but he just shrugs. 

“not my type, really.”

you raise your eyebrows, not even realizing when you start giggling. you probably shouldn’t say what you’re going to say next but you can’t help it. “well, who is your type?” you ask coyly. 

“let me just show you,” toji says and grabs your jaw with his large hand and kisses you square in the mouth, in front of everyone in the hallway. albeit, the only people who actually cared were the group of women who were jeering at you earlier in the night and you think you hear them gasp. you smile into the kiss, resulting in toji chuckling. “let’s go, yeah?”

you nod, and get megumi from his friends and all three of you shuffle back to toji’s range rover. the minute you get in, you crank the seat warmer setting to high, trying not to shiver so loudly. 

megumi immediately starts talking. “i had so much fun with nobara and yuji!” he says excitedly. 

“yeah? what did you kiddos talk about?” toji asks, backing out of the parking lot. god he looks so hot while driving. he has one hand on the wheel and the other hand resting softly on your thigh. you lace your fingers with his and squeeze. he squeezes back and you feel butterflies.

“we talked about euphoria!” he yells with excitement. you stop squeezing toji's hand and your jaw drops. you’re at a loss for words. what the hell are these kids doing watching euphoria? “nobara told us to watch it, and that guy on euphoria is soooo tall did you know? super tall just like your friend that came over a couple weeks ago, remember y/n? the one who was super tall and was wearing glasses and had white ha-“

“ohhh-kayyy megumi, thank you so much for that recap”, you say nervously, absolutely dreading asking megumi ever about his recap of the night. you sneak a glance at toji and see him smirking. suddenly, you were not shivering anymore and the car was actually really hot. “y-you shouldn’t be watching that show, you know.” you say, trying to change the topic.

“who was this guy that came over? i wanna hear more about that,” toji teases, sneaking a quick glance at you before his eyes return to the road. 

“he’s no one, i swear. he just dropped off some pain meds for me from when i got my wisdom teeth removed,” you say. it’s the truth, too. you literally asked satoru to be discrete when dropping off the medicine he picked up for you for this exact reason but he kept on trying to see the house because “no one broke could afford this place”. you don’t want to be known as that babysitter that brings a guy over when the parents are out, especially if that parent is toji. and especially if nothing happened.

toji smirks at how defensive you're getting, trying to go above and beyond to show that you were only his. to be quite honest, it was turning him on and he slams on the gas a bit harder to get home faster. toji pulls up to the driveway of his home and opens the garage, and megumi immediately opens the car door and sprints to the bathroom, while the both you chuckle at how cute he is. 

“so this guy...he your boyfriend or somethin', pumpkin?”, toji jokes. 

“what if i said yes to that, huh? would you ask me to go home?” you press, cracking a slight smile. 

toji doesn’t think it’s funny. he thinks it’s fucking hilarious. his hands touch your thigh and start roaming upwards. “absolutely not pumpkin. i’d wanna know if you guys fucked in my house.” your breath hitches and you swallow. 

“w-we didn’t, i swear,” you start, trying to control your breathing and not fold when toji digs his fingers into your inner thigh. 

“hm, a shame. would’ve loved to seen your back getting blown out from the security cams…” he trails off, squeezing your inner thigh and forcing your leg to open a bit more. even though you’re still fully clothed, you feel exposed by the action, and unintentionally shift your hips slightly which earns a smirk from toji. he leans even closer to you and whispers in your ear, “it would’ve been my new favorite porno. i'd jerk off to it every chance i got.”

this time, you audibly moan. you don’t even care that his dirty talk involves you getting your back blown by satoru. you don't care that you would enthusiastically get your back blown out by satoru if it meant toji would be watching. the thought of him seeing you in such a vulnerable exposing position just turns you on even more, and you suddenly need him. “just take me right now, please. i’ll do anything,” you plead, leaning towards toji for a kiss. 

“oh, i know you will do anything pumpkin.” toji coos, leaning back and stopping your kiss inches before you reach his lips by snaking his hand around your neck, applying the slightest bit of pressure. your breath hitches and you muster a weak "please".

“let’s get inside first, pumpkin.”

[still-a-morosexual-help]

I know MC themselves probably dont give a flying fuck about the more.... demonic acts the brothers have committed in the past or would commit in the near future, but do you think, at some point, some of the brothers themselves would start feeling guilt ridden about it? Like, some demons try and make (another) attempt at killing amd eating MC and when mammon stops them, they call him a hypocrite and remind him that he himself used to see humans as food. Would he have an "oh my god, what have I done" moment?

I don't think they'll care about what they've done to humans because in the game itself they're pretty unapologetic (Asmo who sleeps with Helene and cause a war doesn't give a fuck, Mammon and Beel who have no issue talking about eating humans and liking it, Lucifer and Belphie who have no problem trying to (and succeeding in killing) MC) but once they're closer to MC I think they'll care about what MC will think about them.

And to illustrate my point I just wrote a fic....

Did I ignore the multi-chapter wip I've been writing for over a year and the oneshot wip I've been writing for two weeks and churn this out in less than 2hours? .....ANYWAY

Unnamed GN! MC × Mammon

Tags: •Blood and Gore •Violence •Cannibalism •Fluff •Established Relationship

For the first time, his human sees what he truly is.

A creature of the night, of bared fangs dripping with the blood of the slain, of endless death and cosmic evil.

A creature finally brought to the light to face their judgment.

A creature that wishes to wail and weep at the realistic thought of finally losing them.

Comments?🥺 feed a starving fic writer? pls?

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[xaytheloser]

Have you noticed how every beast so far has had like, an animal form? First it was shadow milk and the cat sprite that was unused in his files, now it’s flour and her spider form.

side note- I genuinely have not fucking clue what people are talking about the cat Shadow Millk thing- like im trying to find it but I just- CAN'T- WHAT ARE YA'LL TALKING ABOUT WHERE DID YOU SEE IT?? CAN YALL SHOW ME?? /nf ofc

[emeiandstuff]

egg. Egg. egg.

milk. Milk. mill-k. ...

[starberry-cupcake]

bluecityrose replied to your post “millk-of-the-poppy replied to your post “It happens sometimes,...”

Another idea is to have a beta who is a native English speaker, just for punctuation and grammar, if you'd like.

My problem with betas has always been that people who have volunteered have been strangers, they put in the comments that the wouldn’t mind revising my things and I don’t know them, and I appreciate the interest but I’ve done that before and I’d rather have the help of someone I know enough to have a feedback with and comment on their changes than someone I’ve never talked to before. One time that I did that, the person changed parts of my fic without telling me, changed actual bits of my writing to include things I hadn’t and put what they wanted D:  

And when it comes to people I do know online, I have the problem that a) I always write for different fandoms, so people who would be interested in helping me with a fic of one wouldn’t necessarily be with another, b) not many of my online friends read my fics, that I know of, probably because of reason a, and c) I’m always too shy to ask D: 

I often just decide to take my chances instead of bothering someone else, but maybe I’m gonna have to re consider :/

bewareofitalics replied to your post “millk-of-the-poppy replied to your post “It happens sometimes,...”

If you want some help with English dialogue punctuation, this looks like a good guide: http://theeditorsblog.net/2010/12/08/punctuation-in-dialogue/

Thanks so much for the link! 

I used another guide and have been checking different books in English I have and I think I fixed it, but in the link you sent there’s a different way to do dialogue interrupted by action. I had found that it was with a period and here it uses dashes, which is something I was told (very rudely) not to do when I started writing fic in English back in the day, because in Spanish we use dashes instead of quotes most of the time. So now I’m apprehensive of dashes and also confused by this. 

For example here in this site it says:

“He loved you”—she pounded the wall with a heavy fist—“but you never cared.”

And what I had found/seen was, using the same example: 

“He loved you.” she pounded the wall with a heavy fist. “But you never cared.” 

Are both correct? I use actions and descriptions a lot more than I use stuff like “said” or “exclaimed” and the such, so I have a lot of these...

[your-kpopmama]

Got tagged by @lxnelywxtercxlxrs​ <3 <3 <3

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 *or how ever many you want* blogs you would like to know better.

A. Age: 26

B. Birthplace: Ohio

C. Current time: 2:20pm

D. Last drink you had: Currently drinking chocolate millk lmao

E. Easiest person to talk to: Mona and Ryan <3 and my Nana 

F. Favorite song atm: it changes like every other day from old songs to new ones and this week I’ve been playing this one on repeat - I’m Here To Take The Sky by D.R.U.G.S.

G. Grossest memory i can think of: the other night Jude got sick and I put my hand out to catch the puke bc I thought it was just a little spit up. Well Quinton went to sit him on my lap and left to go get a rag so I could wipe my hand and Jude projectile vomited all over me and himself and the bed and I almost puked on Jude bc the smell was so bad.

H. Hogwarts house: Slytherin

I. In love: With a lot of things and a lot of people for different reasons

J. Jealous: I’ve never been jealous in a relationship.  I don’t get jealous when Quinton talks to other girls, bc idc honestly. There is one thing that makes me jealous but I cannot post that on here because it will start a fight with someone. So.

L. Love at first sight: When I saw Namjoon it was. LOL

M. Middle name: Taylor

N. Number of siblings: too many? lol 3. my brother. my step sister. and my half sister. 

O. One wish:  For once to be able to feel secure and safe.

R. Reasons to smile: namjoon. mona. ryan. my kids. sleep. my mom. my nana. ringo *my cat* thats really it these days.

S. Song you last sang: Don’t Let Me Cave In - The Wonder Years

T. Time you woke up: 2pm

U. Underwear color: grey,

V. Vacation destination: anywhere idc. it could be three towns over and i would be happy that i could just go somewhere.

W. Worst habit: picking the skin around my nails. >_>

X. Xrays: ive had tons lol. i just had some in november on my hips bc theyre fucked up lol.

Y. Favorite food: all food. feed me. im always hungry.

Z. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 

I tag @bbymyg96​ @il0veyoutube​ @kindakylie​ and anyone who may want to do this. no pressure guys <3 <3 <3

[millkyyo]

stephis made me insane for 5 minutes straight

[jedicreed-fr]

Maverick is next!

With quite the Southern twang, Maverick is interesting to talk to. She runs the ranch in Loth-Ysalamiri Town, raising livestock to supply with town with meat, millk, eggs, and even cheese. She enjoys playing with her lasso, and lassoing various livestock and even dragons, if she’s feeling playful (which she always is). The ranch is quite big, so she has her mate, Watanabe, help with keeping it safe. Her lovely samurai guard husband loves the ranch as well, and the two work in tandem to keep it running. When not lassoing livestock and taking care of things around the ranch, Maverick can usually be found singing while sitting on the fence, or toying with Watanabe’s hair. With Loth-Ysalamiri Town still building, she’s working harder than before to make sure her ranch is up and running, and that the livestock is healthy.

She has a small build, but that doesn’t stop her from carrying large bags of feed and bales of hay. She has darker skin, from working long hours in the sun, and has quite a few freckles, especially along her face, chest, shoulders and even her arms. Maverick adores her hair in pigtails, as it keeps the back of her neck free and cool, though she does get sunburned there quite often. Thankfully her cowboy hat keeps most of the sun off. She is hardly seen without it. Depending on the weather, she’ll either wear a short sleeved shirt and overalls, or a flannel and overalls. Overalls are her go-to outfit. Same with cowboy boots. Her sleepwear is always an oversized shirt. Nothing else.

[segalia]

For the Love of Blue Milk (FF Day 1)

I’m doing the 30 Day Flash Fiction Challenge, and I figured I would share snippets that ended up being fandom related here. Enjoy. 

 An impulse buy leading to intergalactic warfare

The problem started when Luke got a hankering for blue milk. Sure, it had never been a reasonable thing to dwell on in the middle of a war against the Galactic Empire, but now, he figured, they were mostly at peace. They were flushing out the last vestiges of the empire, and had overthrown the majority of the oppressive regimes they left in their place. Leia was in talks with the other Rebellion leaders about starting a new government in its place, one that avoided the issues of both the Empire and its Republic predecessor.

With all that taken care of, Luke figured his main concern now was teaching the next generation of Jedi. Since the Force-sensitives were a little shy to come out of the woodwork—a completely reasonable fear given the eradicatory standpoint of the recently toppled tyranny—Luke was happy to take a mini vacation. Han even said that he deserved it after all his “noble sacrificial shavit” and “Jedi trickery,” which Luke took as a compliment.  

They were in the Outer Rim, and since the bounty on Han’s head was quite permanently off, he had decided to make an errand run to some previously off-limit planets to pick up some rare goods. Luke, having nothing better to do and an odd nostalgia for his childhood stomping grounds, tagged along.

Now, he lay tossing an old joint from the Falcon up in the air watching a Threepio vs Chewie Dejarik match.

“And we’re in hyperspace. Hey, kid, don’t play with that.”

Luke peered over the back of the armrest. “Han, it’s got like 3 holes in it. Why would you want to keep it?”

“You never know what you can use in a pinch.” Han flopped down in a chair.

Whatever, Luke figured, and placed it gently down on the holotable.

“You hairy armed thing! You killed my roon! Putting it in that position took dozens of moves of planning, and it was critical f—Oh.” Threepio cut off as a low growl filled the room. “I see your point exactly. Carry on.”

“You know, Threepio, you could not let Chewie bully you into losing.”

Chewie gave an affronted huff, and Luke grinned shamelessly at him. The first time he had witnessed a version of this argument, he didn’t think he would have dared to do so, but so many things had changed since then. So many.

With the sudden rush of nostalgia, he sat up suddenly and turned to Han. “Hey, do you think we could get some blue milk while we’re out?”

Han snorted. “Sure. If the first backwater planet we hit doesn’t have it, the next one’s bound to, right?”

Luke shrugged. He didn’t care particularly about when they got it or about Han’s less-than favorable comments. He didn’t have to care much about anything anymore and, boy, was that a luxury he was intent on exploring to the fullest.

That’s how they ended up at a rundown pitstop on a moon that Luke had already forgotten the name of. Han was off finding some jerky—“Trust me, Luke, if we get nothing else on this trip, this will have been worth it”—while Luke scanned the booths for blue milk and other essentials they could bring back to the Rebellion. Republic? Whatever.

He managed to score some meilooruns, which would make General Hera happy, and was just wishing that he could find some starblossoms for Leia when he spotted it. The blue liquid sparkled invitingly in its glass container, and he approached cautiously. It looked like blue milk. He picked up a bottle and sniffed. It smelled like blue milk, too. All right! He was turning to the vendor to ask for a price, prepared to haggle, when he saw the blaster pointing at him from the shadow of the booth. Okay, maybe no haggling.

“Luke!” He heard his name from a few streets over, and he stiffened.

The owner of the blaster recoiled as well. “Luke?” The voice was raspy. “As in Luke Skywalker?” The figure emerged from the dark interior, and Luke’s heart dropped.

“Oh bantha fodder.”

A few minutes later, he bumped into Han running down a cross-street, yelling and explosions behind him. “You wanna explain to me why every Hutt and Hutt minion in the vicinity is after our tails?”

They ducked down another alley. “I accidentally sniffed its goods!” Luke threw his hands up in the air.

“You know that’s an offense to Hutts! You can’t smell anything a Hutt offers you!”

“I know! I just didn’t realize it was a Hutt vendor, and then you started yelling my name, and they put two and two together and figured out we were complicit in Jabba’s demise—”

“That was all Leia.”

“I mean,” he hurdled a barrel, “I’ll give her all the credit, but we were involved so now they’re out for blood.”

“For the love of—” Han spun and fired off a round of blaster bolts and Luke drew his lightsaber to hit back the answering shots. “As long as no one else finds out about this. Did you at least get what you needed?”

He looked down in surprise to realize he was still clutching the bottle of blue millk. “Uh, I guess I did.”

“Awesome. Now let’s blow this place.”

With a few parting shots, they dashed back to the ship and blasted off to their next destination.

“Hey,” Luke panted, “look at that. We got away.”

Leia’s angry holo flashed across the screen. “Which one of you bozos would like to explain to me why the Hutts have declared a formal war on the New Republic? We were just about to make peace treaties!”

Luke and Han groaned and banged their heads down on the dash.

“And all for the love of blue milk.”

“Shut up.”

[bloghappilymarriedthings-blog]

Hurricane Florence

No tengo la menor idea lo que hice esta semana 😂

We were able to finally get Jose on date to be baptized! He came to church and in sacrament meeting he leaned over and said he wanted to get baptized on September 25th, so that was an answer to our prayers! We have Oscar, Jose, and Marcos on date to be baptized, this area is called the celestial chesterfield area lol!

It is cool to meet people that come from all over the world and have talked with or seen missionaries in their country. This past week we knocked on a door of a man that came from Egypt that is visiting for a week but knows about our religion and Joseph Smith!

We got to go to downtown Richmond on saturday to take our trainee to return and report where we get to street contact for 2 hours. I got to share this gospel with some awesome people! I shared a scripture with a homeless man and I got to be an instrument in the hands of the Lord as this scipture spoke right to him and he began to cry and said he had been praying for an answer. I know that each person we come in contact with is for a reason and there are  no "coincidences".

We had the opportunity to hear from and meet the new area of the seventy in our area, Elder Haney. He is so awesome!

We have a few people in our ward that are really struggling with health, I would love if you all were able to help and keep them in your prayers: Franny, Jack, and the Workman family. Thank you!

Alma 29:13

13 Yea, and that same God did establish his church among them; yea, and that same God hath called me by a holy calling, to preach the word unto this people, and hath given me much success, in the which my joy is full.

So for those wondering about the hurricane heading our way we are ready.  our ward was freaking out on sunday. the 3 hours were focused on preperation. it is supposed to be a 4/5. it will hit hard wherever it first hits. we are told to prepare for no power for a week or more. we were told to go shopping yesterday, before pday because stores were running out of supplies. and when we got to the store there was a mad house in walmart haha and no bread, millk, or water at all  is left. we spent a bit of money on groceries haha. we are prepared, as much as 3 teen girls can be lol! i am lowkey excited, i have never been or experiened something like this before, it will be a cool story to tell if it does go as everyone is saying hahhha. we wil be fine tho, i am not worried at all. just sleeping away from windows and buying some rain boots! but yes, it is a hurricane.  The mission is prepared with missionaries going to assigned family homes if needed.  They have plenty of water and 72 hr kits.

I love being a missionary, it is true joy! I love that is it the same God that has performed many miracles and created this world, that has also called ME to serve here in Virginia and meet these amazing Latinos.

Thank you for all your love and support, have a great week!!

Love, Hermana Slack

(I have only been out almost 4 months and already been called Hermana Slap, Stack, Snack, and Song 😂😂😂.. how hard is Slack? 🤔)

[jewelsmarsig-blog]

THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU GO

BACKGROUND/LOCATION:

Peru is located in South America and borders Ecuador (north), Brazil (east), Bolivia (southeast), and Chile (south). The countries close to Peru, culturally speaking, are none. Maybe Mexico, but that is honestly a stretch. Peru is incredibly diverse, yes one may compare any Spanish speaking country to another, however, Peru is different because the country is such a diverse combination of cultures. The universal language is Spanish, however the official languages include Quechua, an old language mostly known to people who inhabit the Andes region of Peru, and Aymara, another language of the aforementioned indigenous peoples. To be honest, you may even hear some pockets of Lima where people speak English (hotels and such), and Japanese (there was a Japanese president a few years back and there is has been a Japanese mixed population prior to his presidency). Home to the Andes mountains, part of the Amazon rain forest (it's not ALL in Brazil), the country as has ancient ruins like Machu Picchu, an remnant of the Incan Empire. Lima, the capital is known as the "food capital of South America". Other cities that remain popular with tourists and are just good to be aware of in general is Trujillo, a seaside city located to the north of Lima, Arequipa (cities filled with buildings made from volcanic rock), Cuzco (Incan trail and Machu Picchu), and Inquitos (borders the Amazon).

Okay, enough geography for now. Onto history. Here are the top historical events you should be familiar with (or at least hear of) prior to going to Peru.

Incan Empire. This ancient civilization that includes Machu Picchu. It was mostly hunters and gatherers, intertwined with religion, architecture, and agriculture.  The empire rules for hundreds of years and its last emperor, Atahuapla, raged a civil war with his brother, until they both were later conquered by Francisco Pizarro, a Spanish conquistador. Spanish- Spain ruled Peru for 200 years and brought peace to the region. Spain also influenced the Peruvians way of life, mostly with religion, by converting its people to Catholicism. However, Spain also used Peruvian indigenous people as slaves,as well as importing slaves form Africa, and eventually there was an uprising led by Inca Tupac Amaru II, a descendant of the royal family of the Inca (we'll reference him later). The rebellion collapsed until being liberated by Venezuela and Argentina (Simon Bolivar and Jose de San Martin respectively), a hundred years later. Spain- 40 years later Peru waged a war with Spain, which they won. Chile- Peru went to war with Chile, dubbed the "war of the Pacific" in 1879 and as a result lost part of the Atacama desert. Ecuador- Peru went to war with Ecuador over border dispute in 1941. A year later a treaty was created and signed between the two countries. Unfortunately, every January since then, disputes happen. Japan- After world war II, Japanese began traveling and staying in Peru. As a result, a Peruvian Japanese population emerged, which brought changes to the food, culture, etc. Cuba/China- In the 1960, guerrilla uprisings that were also influenced by Maoists and revolutionaries, (Shinning Path and Tupac Amaru) created political chaos that continues into the early 1990's Japan- President Alberto Fujimori, captured Sendero Luminoso, a leader in the revolts (Shining Path). During his presidency, Tupac Amaru kidnapped government officials who had Japanese descent because they believe that there is no place in Peru for the Japanese and those that are mixed with Peruvian descent. Fujimori ruled Peru for ten years and fled after his presidency on corruption and human rights violations and charges. Drugs- Peru is the world's top producer of coca, which is used to make cocaine. People normally associated drugs with other country's but based on this information one can conclude that it does, in fact, stem from Peru. Today- Peru, predominately Lima, has landed in the spotlight because of its rich cuisine, and more recently, its country wide beauty contest, where the contestants this year gave out rape and sexual harassment statistics instead of their measurements. there is still gang violence perpetuated by two gangs: Shining Path, which still has ties to neo-Maoism, and Tupac Amaru, still tries to overthrow the government. It is not as prevalent as it was ten years ago, but there is still some violence and flare-ups. 

RELIGION:The major religion of Peru is Roman Catholic. Most of the country 80 percent are Catholic, while the remainder 20 percent is Christian. There are countless churches, shrines, religious symbols throughout the country. Even the indigenous people int he Andes region's religion have similarities and ties to Catholicism. IT is tied closely with politics, because there are religious symbols on governments buildings and the government mandated that public schools only teach Catholicism as religion.

POLITICS:There are two parties: the left and right parties. The president controls the government. Before presidents were democratically elected, people came to power in military coups, uprisings, and revolts. I should also mention currency with is sol and based on the US conversion charts, about 4 sols is a little over a dollar.

SOCIAL/ETHNIC CLASSES:There are three social classes: upper class, middle (business owners/teachers), and lower class (farmers). There are also different ethnicity present in Peru: the native people of Peru known as Indians, that live throughout the country, mostly the Andes (45%), the mestizo populations which are mixed people of European descent (37%), white people, ie; Americans (15%), African-Peruvians people (were brought as slave workers hundreds of years ago), and lastly Asian-Peruvian, Chinese (Tusan) and Japanese (Nisei) about 3%.

GENDER ROLES:In urban areas, there is more emphasis on the patriarchy model, where the man is the head of the household and the woman does the cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. Both genders have equal rights, however, there is more street harassment towards women and men can be ridiculed for doing "women's work". In rural areas, like the Andes mountains, both  men and women are expected to do both tasks and there is more equality.

NEWSPAPERS:Remember these names: El Comercio, La Republica, El Peruane, and Peru 21.

MOVIES TO KNOW: Millk of Sorrow about a woman suffering form a rare disease, Undertow, a ghost story that takes place in a seaside town and is about homosexuality, and Juliana, a story of girl who dressed like a boy so she can join her brother's gang.

NATIONAL DISH: Ceviche, a seafood dish that features "raw" fish that has been cooked in lime and lemon juice. Served at every restaurant. Another popular dish is Lomo Soltado, a stir fried beef dish with onions and peppers and is served with french fries.

People eat with their friends and family, mostly at home. However, people do eat at restaurants also, but there is greater importance on family. It is an low context culture among friends and strangers, but are high context culture among family and friends too. Friends and family will greet each other with phrases and hugs and kisses. With strangers they may shake your hand but more often than not they will just talk to you to get to know you. It honestly depends on whom you are speaking with and where since Peru is so ethnically diverse. Overall, Peruvians are very nice and hospitable; whether that is in the urban or rural areas of the country. Oh and people in urban areas are LOUD. The rural areas not as much. Peruvians tend to start and end events late and there is a small degree of personal space (people will hug and touch you). Peruvians have good posture and lean in to conversations. The dress is different depending where you go: Andes is more traditional clothing, like decorative cloths and shawls, in the urban areas such as Lima, people wear jeans, t-shirts, typical American garb, so to speak.

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[starberry-cupcake]

bluecityrose replied to your post “bluecityrose replied to your post “millk-of-the-poppy replied to...”

I hear you on betas - and I suppose it differs a lot between fandoms. People should never change your writing without asking/alerting you, that's awful! I know that in my fandom (MFMM), some people ask betas to make suggestions about plot, characterization, tone, etc, and others just want grammar help. And the people who offer grammar help do only that, nothing else. Maybe some word choice, like "this word choice would sound smoother to a native speaker's ear"

But of course it's up to you, and what you're comfortable with, and what you're able to find. From the examples I've seen in these posts, you're an amazing writer, and I cannot believe a) that English isn't your native language, and b) that anyone would criticize your English, as it is close to flawless. Impressionante!

Thank you so much for your suggestions and for your insight! Yes, the whole bad experience with the beta who changed my writing was back in ff.net which had a sort of platform built-in thing through which you could exchange unposted works for betas to alter, so there wasn’t need for us to communicate outside the platform and we had never talked before that (or after). 

Also, each fandom has its things, so in some fandoms I’ve had a better experience with feedback and in others it was a bit of a nightmare. Maybe I’m gonna have to choose, depending on the fandom I’m working with, someone to ask for advice or help. 

Thank you so much! ♥ 

bewareofitalics replied to your post “bewareofitalics replied to your post “bewareofitalics replied to...”

You're welcome! ♥ And you're doing great! It's amazing to me that people can write fic in second languages at all, and I know that English can be a particularly complicated one.

Thank you!! :’) It’s a strange experience, sometimes a bit frustrating, but when it comes to fandom, it’s your best bet to be read :( it became a sort of bridge language in online platforms, so it’s like an equivalent exchange thing, you risk writing in another language that you don’t handle as well as your own but you have the opportunity to be noticed by more people. 

littlehogwartsgirl replied to your post “bewareofitalics replied to your post “bewareofitalics replied to...”

I mean, I use ”capitalise” (with the British spelling, like some sort of nerd) to mean ”make letters be capital letters”, but I actually don’t know if that’s the right word. Do what makes you happy! Oh, and good luck <3

Thank you!! ♥ Oh don’t get me started on the differences between US English and British English for those of us learning it D: I mean, I can’t complain because Spanish changes a lot depending on the place, but still. 

[millkyyo]

Like to think that when Law and you are in a relationship, he loves to rub your back to slowly wake you up but then it actually makes you relax even more and he chuckles lightly.

“Y/N-ya, I am not a masseuse.” He teased you, feeling your body relax even more under his touch. “I’ll pay you in kisses.” Your voice was muffled by the pillow but he heard that loud and clear

[millkyyo]

They look so good printed am so happy