#milo’s return

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

This one is mostly for my own amusement:

Milo Thatch from Milo's Return (or as my phone called it once, "Meatloaf Rectum". No, I have no idea why)

This is a very different character than the original. He's such a whiny chicken, he probably wouldn't even attempt this. A unanimous (or almost unanimous) "Absolutely not" would be hilarious, but up to you people.

Apologies for the absolute dogshit art here, but unfortunately, that's a screencap. I'm not sure the artists here understand human bodies or....physics....at all.

Can Milo Thatch (Milo’s Return) perform a…

[awzominator]

Mysticwebs save me… Mysticwebs… Save me mystic webs…

I’ve been messing with this for so long I forgot the name of the painting I was referencing :3

got it!! Springtime by Pierre Auguste Cot!

[treason-and-plot]

Forty minutes later Mia has had one glass of champagne and two Bellinis and is sipping her third, the edges of the room rippling with the music from the DJ’s booth in the adjoining room, a soft, peach-coloured veil drifting lazily across her vision. Belllinis always make her feel mellow and mushy and horny as fuck, like her insides are all warm and melting and she needs something big and hard shoved in there real quick before she dissolves into a puddle. Jackie and Milo are having a light-hearted argument about what they are going to do tomorrow.  Mia squeezes her thighs together and takes a noisy slurp from her glass. Kaleb shoots her a glance, one eyebrow raised.

“Are you okay?” he says coolly.

“Oh, I’m just peachy,” she giggles. “Peachy, geddit? 'Cos I’m drinking Bellinis? Okay. Never mind. I’ll see myself out.“

“The whole reason you hired Madison was so you didn’t have to work weekends,” Jackie says to Milo. “At least that’s what you told me.”

“I still have to lock up,” he says. “I can’t expect her to do everything.”

“Why not? You’re paying her enough.”

“I think that had better be your last one,” Kaleb says to Mia as she half-smothers a burp.

“Oh, fuck off,” she says.   

“Watch your language. People are looking.” he says, his mouth barely moving.

“Yeah, because I’m so fucking hot, Kaleb,” she says. He presses his lips together and reaches for his champagne glass. The DJ next door is playing one of Mia’s favourite songs. “Kaleb!” she says. “Let’s dance!”

But he’s sulking and shakes his head.

“Suit yourself.  What about you, Milo?” Mia says.

“What about me?” says Jackie before Milo can respond.

“Are you sure you’re allowed?” says Mia.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” says Jackie.  

“Be careful,” says Milo.

“Milo, I’m not kayaking down Simagra Falls, for God’s sake,” she says.

“Why are the men in our lives so aggravating?” she shouts at Mia on the dancefloor. It’s only 9.30 and there’s hardly anyone here, but neither of them care, Mia feeling happy and weightless, floating on her Bellini cloud.

“Oh, Milo’s fine. You know he’s one of the good ones,” she says to Jackie.  

“Yeah, but he’s still aggravating."

“Nowhere near as aggravating as Kaleb,” says Mia. "Oh my God. He's turned it into an art form."

“I have to say, I kind of noticed a few red flags tonight,” says Jackie.

“Look, I know he’s problematic,” says Mia. “But whatever.  The truth is, the sex is so good I don’t really care.”

“Oh, Mia,” says Jackie, rolling her eyes in mock exasperation.

“What can I say?” says Mia. “Good dick is a prison, right?”

[aemonds-little-belle]

comments? questions? concerns?

Ewan Mitchell = Milo Thatch

[autisticphineas]

girls don’t want boys, girls want the phineas and ferb revival to take place in their middle school years with doof as their science teacher.

[splatoongamefiles]

Was wondering if you could show Mr Grizz's back when he has the fuzzy ooze the only model I'm finding is without the ooze and I am trying to get a reference to make a plush of him

Thank you and have a good timezone

looks like the fuzzy ooze isnt attached to him on the model and it's something else. but take this anyway

[gummidino1]

He’s so Henry coded

Reasons given:

1. Nerd

2. Sad backstory

3. Men of culture

4. Adventurous souls

5. Hot wife

‘Nuff said

[romancemedia]

These Disney sequels were originally supposed to be television spin-off series, but for unknown reasons, Disney scrapped the ideas and converted them into movies, using the completed episodes as segments for the films. However, if Disney had decided to make one of them into an animated series instead, which series would you like to have watched?

[ur-fav-is-autistic]

Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire is Autistic!

[vegafan69]

milo and aaron go feral being called daddy send twt

[hearties-circus]

I just think faye is a very holdable sort of person

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Atlantis

Rating: PG

Director: Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

Cast: Michael J. Fox, Cree Summer, James Garner, Claudia Christian, Phil Morris, Leonard Nimoy, John Mahoney, Corey Burton, Don Novello, Jacqueline Obradors, Florence Stanley, David Ogden Stiers, Natalie Strom, Jim Varney, Jim Cummings, Patrick Pinney

Release year: 2001

Genres: science fiction, adventure

Blurb: The world's most highly-qualified crew of archaeologists and explorers is led by historian Milo Thatch as they board the incredible thousand-foot submarine Ulysses and head deep into the mysteries of the sea. The underwater expedition takes an unexpected turn when the team's mission must switch from exploring Atlantis to protecting it.

[muirneach]

is koepfer a servebotter because i think this match could last forever if he is

[treason-and-plot]

Friday 8.07 pm

Mia and Kaleb are having dinner with Mia’s bestie Jackie and Jackie’s fiancé Milo at The Grotto. It’s a rare night out for Jackie, who usually works nights at the hospital. It’s also rare for Milo, because he owns a florist business and has to get up at 4 every morning to be at the flower markets when they open at 5am. But Jackie is starting holidays tomorrow, and Milo has shared with them that he’s recently employed someone whom he actually trusts enough to go to the flower markets in his place, so tonight they can all have a late one together! At least this is what Mia is hoping, because she can’t remember the last time she and Jackie had a fun night out and it’s something she misses with every fibre of her being!

“Kaleb, be a doll and go up to the bar and order Jackie and me a couple of cocktails,” she says, interrupting a conversation he is having with Milo about the risks of investing in blockchain stocks. “I’m in the mood for a Bellini. What do you feel like drinking, Jack?”   

“Oh, I don’t want to drink tonight,” says Jackie.

“Mia, how many times do I have to tell you that it’s rude to interrupt?” says Kaleb.

“What?” says Mia to Jackie, ignoring Kaleb. “What do you mean, you don’t want to drink?”

Jackie shrugs and splays her palms above her stir-fried beef.

“I’m just really tired,” she says to Mia. “If I have a drink I’m probably going to fall asleep.”

“Oh, fuck off,” says Mia. “You’re on holiday now, Jack! Live a little, for Christ’s sake!”

"Can we tone down the swearing?" frowns Kaleb. "This is quite an upmarket establishment, in case you hadn't noticed."

Mia rolls her eyes. She notices Milo hiding a smile as he lowers his head to shovel a forkful of lobster into his mouth.

“Are you with me, Milo? “she says to him. “Come on. It’s ages since we all had a decent night out together. Let’s party, for fuck’s sake!”

“Um, to be honest I’m kind of tired, too,” he says. “Sorry, Mia.”

“God, when did you all become so boring?" says Mia. She turns her attention back to Jackie. “What about tomorrow night?”     

“I-“ says Jackie. “I, um…I think…aren’t we busy tomorrow, hon?”

Milo mutters something, the rims of his ears turning as red as the lobster on his plate.

“Jackie?" says Mia. “What the fuck is going on?"  

[systemadministratorclu]

How to tell which one you're looking at:

Milo (Atlantis the Lost Empire):

Cute, adorable nerdnugget

Kind and sweet

Brave

Intelligent

Actually does shit

Jizzwicket (Atlantis Milo's Return):

LOOKS cute (maybe)

Asshole dickshit (especially when trying to save Audrey on the cliff)

Whiny bitch coward

Total IDIOT (derogatory)

Serves no real purpose other than failing at being Milo. Everything in the 'movie' would be pretty much unchanged if they took him out

Know the difference.

[chatretr0]

Atlantis Milo's Return Deleted Scene

Scene: Kraken Baby

Escena: Bebe Kraken