#mmmmm just thinking about it is so 🥰

[httpiastri]

just finished ur oscar christmas fic... godly

"i was up reading," his huskey accent is like music to your ears. YEAH I WAS GIGGLING

SDJHFDJHF AAAAAA LOVE 😭😭

^^ me rn 🤭 please you have me giggling and kicking my feet and squealing and- 🥺

[whyse7vn]

SHIPPED -

[ot7 x reader]

TAEHYUNG -

tae: pop quiz should i kill myself?

y/n: please

tae: knew it

you fucking hate me and you ARE in love with that mingi guy

y/n: mingi

tae: it’s okay baby no need to apologise i know how crazy fans can get and i know you love me and me ONLY

not mingi

come here let’s cuddle (fuck)

y/n: k

tae: wait 😭😭😭

baby you forgot you apologise

y/n: for what

tae: mingi

they are shipping you with mingi

i can’t even say his name

y/n: you’ve said his name like four times already

tae: ok but i threw up every time

y/n: but you still said his name?

tae: what is your problem

y/n: i miss mingi i’m sorry

i get mad when i don’t see my man for a while

tae: aw babe 🥰

come over

y/n: did you even read what i said?

tae: i’m depressed

y/n: cool don’t care ur not mingi

tae: i could be

y/n: no you couldn’t

tae: ok but

y/n: but?

tae: nothing

y/n: that’s what i thought

loser

tae: don’t call me that

yk it gets me hot and bothered

y/n: are you horny or depressed

tae: don’t ask me stupid questions wtf

ofc i’m horny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

do you want to fuck?

say yes

y/n: saying no

tae: ok wtf

you really are with mingi aren’t you

y/n: yeah

tae: babe

ur changing i can’t stand this my heart can’t take this damage and the way i feel can’t stand this mmmmm baby i don’t understand this

y/n: did you just sing xxxtentacion lyrics to me

tae: he gets me

y/n: ok

tae: you don’t get me

y/n: thank god

tae: ok now say omg tae ur the only one for me not that moji guy

y/n: moji?

tae: motor?

y/n: ?

tae: mistletoe????

y/n: what

tae: minion

y/n: mingi?

tae: mitochondria

y/n: mingi.

tae: microscope

y/n: it’s mingi

tae: no i think it’s misconstruction

y/n: what do you want from me rn

tae: tell miscarriage to fuck off

y/n: i literally met him once

tae: so???

he wants you

i know it

all the shippers know it

and all these STUPID edits know it

delete his number now

y/n: i don’t even have his number

tae: oh

ok then

y/n: yeah

tae: so like

y/n: don’t ask me anything stupid

tae: thoughts on iceland banning the colour green

y/n: you just made that up

why

ur so strange

tae: babe can i sing for you again

ik u love it when i sing

y/n: leave me alone tae

tae: do you let michael sing to you???

not jackson btw

cuz he’s like dead

y/n: would you like to join him

tae: mingloo or michael jackson???

pls be more specific babe

hey

where did you go

seen?????

ur leaving me on seen are you fr????

ok at least it’s not delivered

or a block like last time

ur real mean yk

at least i know my worlds are getting to you

now let me sing ok?

it might seem crazy what i am 'bout to say

sunshine she's here you can take a break

i'm a hot air balloon that could go to space

ok why did my messages go green

oh

i’m blocked

again

hahahahahaha

cheating fuck

FUCK YOU AND MINTY

SEOKJIN -

jin: the way i don’t even care

y/n: what

jin: i don’t care

y/n: idk this song i’m sorry

jin: i’m not singing

y/n: oh

jin: can he cook

y/n: who

jin: ur mc buddy

y/n: minghao?

jin: yeah

ur new boyfriend can he cook better than me?

no nvm

don’t tell me i don’t even care

not one bit not even two bits

y/n: okay?

jin: no it’s not ok

what about this is ok

OH WOW UR NEW BOYFRIEND IS 26 I DONT EVEN CARE

y/n: why are you shouting at me

jin: I DON’T CARE

LOOK AT ME DOES IT LOOK LIKE I EVEN CARE

y/n: lowkey

jin: he can’t cook

look at his fingers they look weak

a man with weak fingers can’t cook

y/n: ur so right

jin: yeah i know

so can he cook?

y/n: idk babe

jin: why don’t you know

y/n: because i don’t

jin: he’s your man says twitter

you should know these things

y/n: is this you jealous rn?

jin: i don’t even care what are you talking about

y/n: my fault i thought you cared for a second

jin: well i don’t

do you have his number

y/n: yeah

jin: don’t care

y/n: u sure?

jin: whatever man

he was weak fingers

he looks like he has a lisp does he have a lisp?

y/n: no??

jin: yes he does

stupid lispy bitch

y/n: SEOKJIN DONT BE MEAN

lisps are cute

jin: do you like his lisp?

bet you wanna kiss him every time he speaks

bet he’s all like “i theriously thlipping love thew” all in ur ear

and u blush so bad

y/n: LAMSOSOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

jin: i don’t care take ur 26 year old lisp bitch

y/n: all this because of a few stupid shippers?

jin: he looks at you a lot

and you look at him

A LOT

there are so many videos

you look at him like you wanna get him pregnant

y/n: what the fuck

jin: you should only look at me like that

y/n: i’m sorry????

jin: i don’t care for your sorry

or this situation

or that ur new man is 26

i don’t CARE

y/n: ok baby

jin: if i smoked i would light a cigarette rn

y/n: i believe you

jin: good

would be like a chain smoker rn

y/n: i believe you baby

jin: and i’m not talking about that little emo band thing or whatever

y/n: didn’t think you were

jin: me

cuz i’m i’m a chain smoker in spirit

y/n: !!!

jin: girlfriend

y/n: boyfriend

jin: ….

so like i’m gonna be honest

y/n: ok

jin: i do care

y/n: no way

jin: ik it’s hard to believe cuz i’m a good actor and all

y/n: naturally

jin: but wow why is he looking at you like he needs to be inside of you

y/n: ok ew?

jin: right i was thinking the same thing

y/n: why would you say that

jin: WHY WOULD HE LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAt?????????

y/n: let’s end this conversation

jin: let’s end his life

y/n: gn jin

jin: think about it

y/n: no

jin: when he looks at you do you feel uncomfortable

y/n: i’m uncomfortable rn

jin: OHMYGOD IS HE WITH YOU

IS HE LOOKING????

BABE TELL ME

y/n: no

jin: i’m literally a chain smoker

in spirit

cuz smoking ages you

look at jungkook 26 looking 206

y/n: goodnight jin

jin: so is ur new man with u or not??

y/n: no jin

goodnight

jin: good i didn’t even care anyways

YOONGI -

yoongi: fuck you

you know what you did

y/n: contrary to popular belief i am unfortunately not all knowing nor am i a mind reader

yoongi: kill yourself

y/n: full of love and joy today i see <3

yoongi: do you know

how may edits i’ve seen of that one clip of you and soobin

why is he smiling so hard at you???

tf is his issue

ur not fucking funny at all trust me i know

and you look really good

why are you looking good around other people???

and WHY did you touch him

and why the fuck did he blush so hard?

you need to kill yourself it’s the only option

y/n: strange way of telling me ur deeply in love with me but i’ll take it

yoongi: kill yourself

y/n: WAIT WDYM IM NOT FUNNY

yoongi: am i laughing rn?

y/n: okay that’s not how being funny works

it comes naturally

yoongi: naturally it doesn’t come to you and that’s fine

y/n: yes it does

soobin thinks i’m funny

and so does everyone else

yoongi: soobin doesn’t count cuz he’s a loser

he was also looking at ur tits the whole time i would be smiling if ur tits were in my face too

and everyone else? yeah shut up

ur not funny and that’s ok

y/n: HE WAS NOT

just ur a sick pervert doesn’t mean every man i come into contact is as well

soobin is a nice respectful young man

and are you trying to say my only personality trait is my tits????

that’s real fucked up actually!!!

yoongi: i mean it’s not ur humour thats for sure

y/n: and you think ur comedian of the year?

yoongi: i pull my weight

y/n: YOONGI

baby

babe

be fr

i’m the funny one in this relationship and that’s ok

your good at other things

yoongi: that’s crazy

we must be a really unfunny couple then yikes

y/n: what is ur beef?

yoongi: you and soobin

y/n: soobin is a baby to me

there is no me and soobin

yoongi: yeah ok

he’s 6 ft yk?

y/n: i know

stood next to him

yoongi: did you compare hand sizes

y/n: are you calling me a whore?

yoongi: is he funny?

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: is he funnier than me??

y/n: no yoongi

yoongi: wow that’s insane thought i wasn’t funny??????

soobin must have the personality of a fucking rock then

y/n: rolling my eyes real hard rn

yoongi: is he a good kisser?

y/n: ok now ur being ridiculous

yoongi: you touched his arm

y/n: he’s suit was fucked up

yoongi: have you imagined him in a wedding suit

y/n: what

yoongi: was his skin soft when you touched him

y/n: again he was wearing suit didn’t feel his skin at all

yoongi: bet you wanted to

y/n: ur impossible actually

incoming FaceTime call from yoongi :3

yoongi: answer me

y/n: are you going to apologise for telling me to kms

yoongi: no

want to see ur pretty face tho

answer pls

y/n: why would i answer after that

yoongi: pls

y/n: you want me so bad

yoongi: me or soobin?

y/n: …

yoongi: ok sorry

answer :3

JUNGKOOK -

jk: hey can wonbin do a kick flip?

y/n: idk probably

jk: wkjsjsjxjdjswiiwskdkekekdkwkke KSSKXKSKSKSKCKDMDKDJDJSKDKKKWOQWOSODKDKSKDKDJEKDKDKSKDDKDKDKKDKSKDKDKDKDKKCKMDKDCDKDKDKKDKDKFDKDKKDKDKDDKKDDKDKDKDKKDKDKDKDDJDKDKKDKDKDKDKSKDKDKDKDKDKKDKDKDDKKDDKDKDKFKDKDKDKAKS/@@:@;’ wmkdkdkdkdkd sskskdk kddkmdmdmdxm-@/29/929920//09/9/9:9

y/n: woah ok?

you don’t even skate why does this matter?

jk: exactly

y/n: i’m not following

jk: do you know his songs?

y/n: pulling back the sirennnnnnnnnnnn

jk:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭����😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

y/n: ??

you literally asked me to? why are you crying

jk: do you have his number?

y/n: yeah

jk: /‘sjdjdjcjkdidfkckkdkfkdkdk&/&&/&/8/88/8/8/8/88/8818:’snn@2@:’dndn’dmn**$*****$\$$\$$€!!!!’annanjjjsnsnsndjxjxjjxjjxjzjj&/&:&:&/&7(7(7(7(&?&!@!@)&();6;6:5;7)&??,(:3-;:&)9!£0£@!&()::54:(,£,&?@£9£0&0£9£9£9)&(7;5:437)&££9&9)@(7(7(6(£?&!9&0@!’ b gxfxgxgstdgcnjhkbvkhnb hchdtsrdhchvkhopjpjojonobkvjbjvgihighij

y/n: jungkook…

jk: has he ever looked you in the eyes?

y/n: babe

jk: he has hasn’t he?

KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWEEWWWWWEJEJEJJEJEJWJWWWWENENEJEJEJNEJEJEENENNENNWJEJEJEJJEJWJEJEJEJEJEJEEJJWJWEJJEJWJWJWJWJEJEJEJENEJEJEJEJEJEJEJJEEJJEJEJJWJEJWJWJJWWJJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJWJJWJWNWNWNWNWWNWNWNWNWNWNWNENENNENENENENDNRNNRNDNNRNDNENENNENENENENENENENENNE

but can even sing?

y/n: yes kook

that is literally his job

jk: NOOSIEOSOSOOSOSOSOOOOO SNJSJSJDJDJSJSJDNMDNDMDNCMDMNDNDMDNDNDNDNDNDNNXJDJDN SNJSJSNDMDMDNDNDJDKXJDCJNXXNNCDNNXNXNX SJSJZKSJXNSJXJX JSJXMMXMX JXNXNDNNXNNDXNSNDN SJDJNDNXNXJXJX JSJXJXNXJCXJXJSISKS SJDJDJNDNDNDNDKNXXND NSJXJJDJXJDJD NJDJDJSJSJSJDJKDKDD DNDJKXKXKDXNXJX JSJDNDJDJSKISISOSKSKKS

there are so many tears in my eyes i can’t see

i cant think

i cant be

my left lung has given out and i’m losing hearing in both my ears

they are probably gonna have to amputate both my big toes and a couple fingers

it’s fading too black

baby

babe

pretty girl

can you hear me

do you care for me

did you ever care

did you even love me

y/n: jeon jungkook

jk: loml

y/n: get over it

jk: ok

y/n: ….

jk: i’m sorry

i love you

what even is a wonbin?

my biggest enemy in this life thats who

y/n: what happened to being sorry and over it?

jk: but babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

everyone is saying he’s like in love with you

and he can do a kick flip

what if you pick him

y/n: i said he could probably do a kick flip

not that he actually can

why does that even matter?

jk: cuz kick flips are cool

and bitch takeable

y/n: what

jk: he might pop a kick flip out of nowhere and steal you

i cant have that

y/n: learn how to kick flip then idk?

jk: BUT YOU TOOK MY SKATEBOARD AWAY

y/n: oh yeah i did

didnt you almost brake ur face?????

AND you kept riding it in the house

pretty reasonable of me

jk: so what ur saying that ur waiting for wonbin to kick flip in front of you

y/n: ?????????

no

jungkook i am not leaving u for wonbin

jk: you say that but when he drops the most sexiest panty dropping kick flip known to man right in front of you i’m gonna be left single and depressed

y/n: you are stressing me out

jk: can i have the skateboard back

y/n: no

jk: 😞

Y/n: i said no jungkook

jk: 😕

y/n: stop

jk: ☹️

y/n: fine whatever idk break all ur bones

jk: kick flip kook coming soon >.<

JIMIN -

jimin: pretend i’m wonho for a second ok?

y/n: wonho?

jimin: yeah wonho

y/n: boob

jimin: hey lol ur really pretty 😍 😋❤️‍🔥 you should totally ditch that ugly lame excuse of a boyfriend you have (jimin) 🤢🤮 and come be my girl 💯🤗🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

y/n: boob 🤤

jimin: be mine

y/n: show me ur tits

jimin: u fucking cheating bitch

y/n: wonho don’t be mean 😢

jimin: i am no longer wonho

i am jimin

y/n: lame

turn back

we want wonho

we want wonho

jimin: who is we

y/n: me and the voices in my head idk

jimin: even the voices not even fucking with me anymore???

ohmygod

the wonho shippers were right

y/n: what the shippers saying

jimin: “y/n just looks so bored with jimin” “did you see her smile when wonho was mentioned”

y/n: WAITTTT THEY SPITTING 🙏🏽🔥🔥🔥

jimin: do you know how insane that is

LIKE YOU LOOK BORED WITH ME

BABE LIKE THATS SO INSANE

y/n: ig u got to get ur funny up idk

jimin: do you understand how this is impacting my mental health

y/n: i like when their a bit insane dw 😍

jimin: i’m real fucking insane

i hear voices

constantly

they tell me to do things

i listen to jay park

you like that huh?

y/n: ok calm down i said a bit insane not jay park lover insane

wtf is wrong with you

jimin: are you bored

y/n: sorry what were you saying i almost felt asleep

jimin: i hope wonho treats you right

y/n: yk i’m tit level to wonho

isn’t that perfect

my face just all up in there

constantly

jimin: me and him are the same height?

y/n: ok but it’s more exciting with wonho

jimin: should i get a boob job???

y/n: please

jimin: WOW

the standards these days are insane

you were supposed to tell me my body is perfect the way it is

y/n: it is

jimin: wow ur so convincing!!!

y/n: i mean it fr fr babe love u body yk that

little tittes matter too

im for the cause!!!!!!!!!!

jimin: i came to you for love and reassurance

y/n: i think i provided

jimin: i’m gonna kill myself infront on wonho

so he’s traumatised

y/n: i did say i like them a bit insane

but whose to say he’ll go insane from watching YOU die????

jimin: excuse me?

y/n: i’m just saying

jimin: a lot of people would go insane from watching ME die

y/n: not wonho

jimin: you can never be too sure

y/n: no i’m sure

jimin: are you trying to find out rn???

y/n: do it

you won’t

jimin: do you love me be honest

y/n: the most

jimin: fucking simp lmao

NAMJOON -

y/n: HIIIIIII JOONIE 😝😍

namjoon: hi

y/n: ????????????????????????????????

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

namjoon: ?

y/n: where is my “hi love”

where is the love

where is the life

not even a silly emoji???????????

who took my bitch

namjoon: death soon i hope

y/n: emo era joon omg?

namjoon: where are u rn?

y/n: some boba place with tae and kook

namjoon: oh

we’ve never gotten boba together

y/n: you don’t like boba joon??

namjoon: taste buds change??

y/n: we can go on a boba date tomorrow if you want?

namjoon: no

y/n: LAMOSOSK

ok babe

namjoon: yk people think ur fucking tae?

y/n: ew

namjoon: i’m not joking

like people think you’re cheating on me with tae

y/n: people always think i’m cheating

namjoon: yeah…

but like not with tae :/

and there isn’t always all these edits and stuff

people are even in our weverse talking about it

y/n: people are so silly

namjoon: yeah

…

why are you calling me?

y/n: why aren’t you answering?

namjoon: don’t want to interrupt ur date

y/n: my date???

namjoon: your date.

y/n: namjoon

namjoon: yeah

y/n: ur being silly

namjoon: in this clip ur looking at tae like he hung the all stars in the sky for you or something

y/n: get off twitter

namjoon: i’m gonna end my life

y/n: babe

namjoon: cheater 😔

y/n: jonnie r u jealous rn >.<

namjoon: i’m not jealous

y/n: what are you then?

namjoon: heartbroken?

sad

depressed

on the verge of suicide

y/n: tipsy?

namjoon: NO HAHA WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??????

y/n: yeah thought so

this is a little out of character of you babe

kinda jungkook core idk

namjoon: did you just compare me to jungkook???????????????????????

do you want me to kill myself that bad

oh my god

are you fucking jungkook too??????

y/n: ?????

namjoon: is boba code for sex

y/n: no namjoon

namjoon: yeah ok

cheater 😞

after i learned what rizz was for you..

y/n: i’m am not fucking tae or jungkook my love

namjoon: was my rizz not good enough

y/n: are you listening to me joonie????

namjoon: it wasn’t was it

ofc it wasn’t

i’m sorry i wasn’t good enough

sorry i didn’t have enough rizz

i’m really sorry

y/n: namjoon

namjoon: no you know what

i really tried it wasn’t my fault

no one deserves to be cheated on like this

it’s all your fault

y/n: oh

namjoon: i’m guilt tripping you

y/n: what

namjoon: are you coming home now?

y/n: ???

namjoon: baby

y/n: you can’t tell someone ur guilt tripping them

that’s not how it works

namjoon: baby i’m not guilt tripping you

y/n: it’s too late now

i know what ur doing

namjoon: baby

y/n: wait…..

namjoon: waiting

y/n: no

ur not

namjoon: baby what’s wrong???

y/n: baby?

don’t tell me ur horny rn joon

namjoon: would that be so bad baby?

y/n: these mood swings??? insane actually

thought i was a cheater

now you wanna fuck???

namjoon: life is crazy

are you coming home???

or would you rather fuck taehyung instead

my fault

i’ll just go…

y/n: ur toxic

namjoon: ur a cheater

come home cheater

y/n: yeah yeah give me 20

HOSEOK -

hobi: hawk putuh

ik ur awake

and i know you see these rumours

y/n: did you just fucking spit on me??

hobi: yeah and what

will do it again

hawk putuh

told you

i don’t lie in these parts of town

don’t enjoy it too much

flipping freak

y/n: what rumours

hobi: don’t ignore my second spit wtf

y/n: shut up

hobi: u trying to get drunk and nasty rn? 😝

y/n: ?no

hobi: no u right we supposed to be arguing

y/n: i’m always right

and why are we supposed to be arguing?

hobi: umm that’s NOT true

and people are literally shipping you with mingyu rn…

y/n: how is that my fault

hobi: WRONG ANSWER

hawk putuh

y/n: stop spitting on me

hobi: you like it

y/n: no i don’t

hobi: wow you’ve changed

you used to like it

did mingyu change you???

where is the y/n i know and love

where is my y/n who likes spit

you should never let a man change you

be who you are

and what who you are is my spit loving girlfriend so act like it

y/n: i have never let you spit on me

like ever

hobi: why is that ur focus rn

you should be denying the fact that you’ve changed for mingyu

y/n: i haven’t changed for mingyu and i don’t like spit leave me alone

it’s 2 am hoseok

hobi: why are they shipping you with him what the hell pretty 😞

i’m in my feels rn

feeling aju not fucking nice rn

y/n: cheer up

hobi: no

y/n: ok fuck you then

hobi: i bet mingyu is giggling and blushing and at all of these stupid edits

UGH

by bts

i’m sick to my stomach

y/n: get better

hobi: word on the street is head makes the pain go away

y/n: on the street by jhope ft jcole

hobi: would you give head to mingyu be honest

y/n: you don’t want my honesty right now…

hobi: i do

y/n: let’s just say

hobi: NVM

nvm

let’s not say anything

how about we just hold hands at look each other deeply in the eyes

y/n: i’m cool with that

hobi: are you cool with mingyu

y/n: cool with you by newjeans

hobi: me?

little old me >.<

y/n: always you

hobi: lol stop loveboming me wtf

y/n: yeah kys

about to give mingyu the sloppiest top known to man

hobi: mingyu doesn’t even like girls like you

y/n: girls like me???

hobi: yeah

i don’t need to explain i think you get it

y/n: are you calling me ugly rn…

hobi: you said it not me

y/n: ok

hobi: ok

y/n: hawk putuh

hobi: you didn’t….

y/n: i did

hobi: what fuck

y/n: yeah and what

hobi: what if i said

y/n: no

hobi: yeah

i enjoyed it real bad

do it again

let me catch it this time

😋

y/n: fuck off fuck you leave me alone

hobi: mingyu would never treat you like i do

y/n: i’m sold

tell mingyu i’m on my way

hobi: …

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lowkey hating joons and kooks but it’s okay better shit to come this just my warm up ong 🙏🏽💯🔥

[cloudstarcats]

Sometimes I forget how much I adore Liu Qingge like damn I wanna hold him in my hands and squish him omg-

Cause like I feel him so hard sometimes he’s so adhd/autistic like shit he’s so mmmmm

Love that he just leaves monsters for people he likes and fights to form friendship- demon coded cultivator-

And lowkey the idea of him dating SQQ and LBH is actually so cute to me like these two husbands teaching their bf how to like fuck and how to do all the things like LQG is so shy I just know it he’s so shy he doesn’t have time to think about feelings he’s gotta Fight Stuff

But then SQQ is like “hey can u fly me to Binghe’s palace, I’m really tired” and LQG is suddenly all “r u okay I’ll fly u do you need to eat do I need to fight something for you????”

Luo Binghe would be so happy to fight him and stuff but so protective like “you’re hurt??? We’re not fighting” and LQG is like “y???” “You’re hurt that’s why now let’s go home Shizun wants to take a bath and we are joining-“

Just- ugh I love him 🥰

[ajs-bookmark]

PJO episode seven SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

episode SEVEN

ready for a better episode after disappointing ass lotus casino

my honest reaction: “GASP the waterbeds !”

BRO WHY IS HE FIGURING OUT ALL THIS AT ONCE PERCY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING STUPID

ARRRRGGGGG ITS MAKING ME MAD 😾

annabeth and her invisibility hat 🥰

there was supposed to be a fight i’m so sad :( 

theyre leaving so much out

AW AW AW THE SCENE WITH HIS MOM he’s so persassy

does grover have a fucking stressball

please let there be the bathtub line please please please

“we’re all dying to some extent” HELP HSHAHAH

YOU CAN BUY A NEW WHISTLE IS WILD

why is cerberus lowkey adorable

awww annabeth petting him is so cutesy

lmao grover rolling out from under his lip 💀💀

UH OH THE SHOES

yes yes yes the ball my favorite part

percy’s so concerned for annabeth its adorableeeee

OMGS GROVER LOST HIS PEARL

this is so much higher stakes than three pearls to begin with 

WALKING ACROSS THE ROOF OF A GYM HAHAHAHA

“period” 💅

holy hades that skeleton thing scared me 

it’s giving “one more reel before bed: the reel:”

“i’ll be okay” i started crying

“you can do this i know you can”

OMGS GROVER BEINGGDRAGGED INTO TARTARUS

wtf tartarus is so scary

THE THE THE THE THE LIGHTNIGN. BOTL WHAT

zeus is just gonna have to wait ICONIC

“why are you trying so hard to get rid of me. i’d never do this to you.”

hades’ palace is so cool !!!

“is this our stop or” bro wtf do you think

hades is interesting. i was expecting him to give DILF vibes ngl. i don’t like the actor for him ill be honest, i wish he was more dark and brooding

“huh ?” he’s so me

“i seldom kahoot”

“my helm 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾”

what a king. i know he loves his mom and all but he knows what’s up

POSEIDON ???? please be hot please be hot please be hot

he’s such a basic white man wtf. 

IS HE BRITISH ???? nvm he’s so sexy i changed my mind mmmmm british man

OMGS THE WAY HIM AND ANNABETH LOOK AT EACH OTHER IM CRYING SCREAMING

him and ares are about to fight to the death

in summary, i am hades.

[kybercrystals94]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 75

2. What's your total Ao3 word count? 92,568

3. What fandoms do you write for? Currently, Star Wars (mostly Bad Batch); however, I've written for a lot of TV shows over the years. (I prefer TV shows over movies simply because I can get to know the characters better and have a better feel for them when writing)

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

1. Unconventionally Easy (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) - a pre-Order 66 story about a mission gone awry for the Batch. 2. I Miss You (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) - Echo finds an unexpected message from a brother. 3. Regroup (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) - Tech and Omega have to leave Hunter and Wrecker behind when a job for Cid goes sideways. 4. Just Sit With Me (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) - A Cadet Batch fic featuring young Crosshair and Tech. 5. Resilient (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) - Echo struggles with his PTSD.

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes! It's one of my favorite parts of writing fan fiction!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? This one is really hard since I did Whumptober and Febuwhump and Angstpril 😅 I'd have to say maybe Haunting Failures or Sick Day (although my readers would probably choose different ones).

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Probably the Stardust Conspiracy or Detail Work.

8. Do you get hate on fics? In other fandoms, I have...I have yet to experience hate in this fandom.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I don't read or write or watch it...not my thing.

10. Do you ever write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I haven't really written any...but I did kinda play with the idea of writing a Psych and Bones crossover 😂 I was gonna call it The Psychic in the Capital.

11. ?? (there was no question for #11...so I'll just say....nothing, I guess)

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Not that I am aware of, but that would be so cool!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Kind of! I wrote Where Fears Are Born & When Fears Are Faced as companion pieces of @just-here-with-my-thoughts' fic Phobia. And then @just-here-with-my-thoughts wrote a couple cute companion pieces for The Stardust Conspiracy! (Find the Stardust collection here!)

14. What's your all time favorite ship? Kanan and Hera 🥰😭

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Mmmmm...I don't know. Any WIPs I have chapters posted for I have plans to finish...the ones slowly dying in my folder, however...😅

There's a Fives Survives AU I've been writing where he's actually the one who finds and rescues Omega from Kamino that I would really like to see through.

16. What are your writing strengths? I love character studies, so I feel like that really helps my writing!

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I hate writing action scenes...and I tend to lean heavily on dialogue.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in a fic? The only time I've used "another language" in a fic is when I have clones use Mando'a words...but they don't usually use full sentences.

19. First fandom you wrote for? When I was an early teen I wrote for the Disney show Pair of Kings. 😂 However, I think I deleted the story after a couple of days...the first fandom I stuck to for a bit of time and still have stories floating around out there was Bonanza.

20. Favorite fic you've written? Basically any story I've written with the boys as cadets. They All Fall Down is probably one of my favorites, just because it reminds me so much of growing up with siblings. I also loved writing the Stardust Conspiracy.

Thank you for tagging me, @the-little-moment! This was so fun!!

Is it possible to tag all my moots?? Because I wanna see all your answers...(**cough**cough**if you've read this far, consider yourself TAGGED)

[thenamesblurrito]

assorted Transformers fics to rec (part two!)

first list here! have more fics i missed the first time or discovered since then or were recommended to me by others! if you decide to read these, i recommend leaving a comment if you can to encourage the writers and show some love! 🥰 note: the ones marked with * were ones i read a long time ago and did not reread before adding them to this list, so i am going off the good vibes in my memory

An Act of Revenge for Crimes Uncommitted

canon soup, incomplete, AO3. young Orion Pax wakes up mutilated, empurata'd, and his assailants punished him for the crimes of one Optimus Prime. ooooo this is kind of heartwrenching, truly intriguing and unjust and mmmmm drama. time travel, gore, mind the tags here, a fascinating look at a bad timeline! some of the functionism stuff in here actually helped inspire my own functionist setup in SNAP

Blackout and Reboot

canon soup, complete multichap, AO3. amnesia was not on the table when Thundercracker agreed to go undercover as a human. giant robot aliens weren't on the table when Marissa took it upon herself to help the weirdest guy she'd ever met. it's a match made in heaven. i love this fic okay it's got some fantastic wth moments and TC being TC and Marissa being awesome and just. i like it. the writing could use some technical polish but the action and plot concept are good, and the fun alien/human interactions are my jam. has a sequel i haven't read

Canonfodder*

TFP, incomplete, Spacebattles. a series of harrowing updates from a poor hapless nobody isekai'd into the body of a Vehicon on dead Cybertron, and all the nonsense that spirals from there. i like this one, the pacing can get a lil jagged and the technical skill of the writing is a bit off but that's often the nature of these forum fics, i didn't mind it. definitely love the inclusion of Kup, and space video games, and the limited but interesting choices the protag can make when presented with such a dismal situation makes for a very compelling, journal-style story. if you don't know how to navigate forum fics like this, just use the links in the first post to skip to each snippet

Catching Feelings

TFA, oneshot with sequel, AO3. Bumblebee and Charlie are clearly a Thing, so what's Optimus doing thinking about her so much? honestly i just like this ship concept especially in a TFA context, it's very cute and awwwww poor Op, sorry you're experiencing emotions!

Commonality and Misunderstandings

canon soup, incomplete, AO3. a collection of scenes showing just how humans and mecha can figure each other out, no matter how wide the cross-cultural divide. this is cute! i like the human OCs and the shenanigans. talks about gender perceptions, has some mech-preg mentions, and hits some good emotional moments

the consequences of being a vehicle on Earth - even if only as a part-timer

TFA, oneshot, AO3. out of everyone who has to deal with the legality of autonomous sentient vehicles, it's Fanzone. dear god, save him. a very funny little read that honestly addresses some things i constantly wonder about re: driving laws and the bots. nothing more tortuous than the DMV!

Curious Thing, Isn't It?

vaguely G1, oneshot, AO3. the Ark crew, freshly crashed on Earth and uncomprehending of English, discover one of the tiny squishy native inhabitants. a very cute little scene, i love the variety of reactions and how they treat the kid they found

A Fourth to Remember

G1, oneshot, AO3. it's the 4th of July, and Wheeljack has taken it upon himself to make a fireworks show. lovely little story of his typical nonsense taken large-scale, and some interesting culture collision too!

The Great Space Opera

IDW/TFP crossover, incomplete, AO3. Brainstorm does a whoopsie and uh oh, is that Team Prime in the Lost Light? only a little bit written but VERY fun and i love the mindbending reactions of Ratchet meeting Ratchet. the whole premise is just. mwah

Introduction to Cybertronian Biomechanics

canon soup, incomplete, AO3. a small collection of medical essays and articles detailing a breakdown of anatomy. really fascinating, very coherent explanation that manages to condense canon and fanon into something understandable, perhaps even plausible!

Liberty Island's Decisive Battle: Godzilla vs Trypticon!

Aligned/Godzilla crossover, oneshot, AO3. when Trypticon is resurrected by dark energon and heads towards New York, Fowler remembers a certain other giant lizard monster that might be able to help. Rescue Bots cameo, Miko gets to speak Japanese, Godzilla is awesome, this is just the fic ever

Malto Family Search & Rescue

ES, oneshot, AO3. a Decepticon named Thundercracker shows up at the Malto home in the middle of the night to beg a vital favor: help find his lost dog! SUCH a cute and good and wonderful little fic that fits right in to canon!! i love TC and i love the Malto family interactions and just. oogh lovely little fic. has sequels that i am saving for a rainy day pick me up

marriages of convenience (and the inconvenience of explaining them)

IDW, oneshot, AO3. Minimus is a widower. this fun fact is dropped rather unceremoniously. the painful awkwardness is marvelously in character, there are feelings and funnies and an uncomfortably heartfelt discussion about this matter-of-fact revelation that manages to characterize each of them so well, especially Minimus

Murder Mystery Night

IDW, oneshot, AO3. it's NIGHTBEAT'S NIGHT, BABY! lovely little mystery following around the Lost Light's greatest detective when a fun game night is abruptly shut down by a real actual murder! can Nightbeat find the killer in time?

nothing is more sacred than any other thing

vaguely G1, oneshot, AO3. Skyfire is a nerdy scientist with nerdy friends, which means most shenanigans surrounding him are nerdy. very cute and fun little fic about friends and mushrooms and Starscream being duped! first in a series of oneshots that i haven't gotten around to reading yet but look equally lovely

Objectification

G1, oneshot, AO3. a human and a Cybertronian have very different opinions on who exactly the victim is in an oversexualized music video. stupid funny and good, just the way i like it! last line kills me

Optimus Prime is Destined to Die!!

canon soup AU, incomplete, AO3. poor little Orion is isekai'd into a Cybertronian fantasy light novel as one of the soon-to-die forgettable side characters: the cold prince Optimus Prime. supposed to be MegOp but that hasn't really shown up yet. fantastic premise i leapt at immediately, with interesting royal politics and classic isekai tropey vibes. it's a little slow in places from a lot of (warranted!) purple prose introspection, but i find it cool enough to read through and follow poor Orion adjusting to his new existence!

Return Me to the Stars

TFA AU, incomplete, AO3. when a near-dead little Prime is picked up by the Nemesis, it sparks a lot of shenanigans, mysteries, and interesting political developments, all thanks to Optimus being Optimus. i really love the way this fic is developing, with a terrified Autobot in enemy territory doing the best he can, an expanded cast of Decepticons, a lot of fun worldbuilding, and very engaging and dynamic interactions. features a good bit of whump for our tough lil Prime. tagged as MegOP which is still slowly developing, pretty realistically taking their time to find some kind of even footing without breaking their characterization which i greatly appreciate! the writing itself could use some spellchecking but the plot and pacing are very engaging nonetheless

Scaredy-Car

G1, oneshot, AO3. i love a good comedic misunderstanding and boy the assumptions people are making about Breakdown are WHOOF. kinda cracky, a smidgeon dirty, and just the right amount of loserness that is the entirety of the Decepticon army

The Season of the Smallest Stars

sorta IDW/Stardew Valley crossover?, incomplete, AO3. you weren't expecting a small troop of adorable little robots to help you with your farmwork. a very soft cute little fic, i love it!!! never played SV but it's easy enough to follow along anyway, and i love the cute beeping Lost Light bots helping out our farmer

Second Star From Morning

technically IDW, incomplete, AO3. only a little bit written but SELF INSERT BABYYYYYYYYY gotta love it when your protagonists are aware that this is in fact a fictional character! the panic, the questions, the wahuh?? captivating premise, i hope the author comes back to it someday

Skywarp And The Wonders Of The Unnatural World

G1, oneshot, AO3. their summary sums it up best: "The Elite Trine have a very serious and mature debate on the existence of mythical creatures." extremely funny to me, i LOVE when they're stupid and petty and catty and silly!! Skywarp is so dumb i love him so much

Small Problems*

G1, ongoing series, AO3. average human Crystal finds some shrunken Autobots lost in the big city, and her life only gets weirder from there. an OC-centric series that--spoilers for later in the series--may have been one of the original "human turned into Transformer" fics! the whole series goes from sweet and funny to heartwrenching and angsty, with a lot of in between. i love the OC and sympathize with the horrible things she ends up going through, and also the heights to which she rises! slowburn Prowl/OC, with a bit of love triangle with Jazz in there too (funfact this was the second ever piece of media in which i encountered Blurr)

Sparkless

TFP, incomplete, AO3. a Vehicon left behind finds itself fixed up by a human, and might just gain some personhood along the way. a VERY sweet little story oogh i love this Vehicon!! poor thing i want to give them hot chocolate and a blankie. it's a lovely story with an intriguing premise

Stop Me*

TFP, incomplete (but with over 200 chapters), FFN. Starscream nearly dies at the claws of the Predacons... and then he's alive again, in the past, as if none of that ever happened. a rather (in?)famous fic in the fandom, i've found, although when i first read it i didn't know that. a very interesting take on a Starscream redemption AU, paired with some fascinating outlier power moments! a little bit wooby about Screamer (maybe a lot wooby?), a lot of whump, a lot of emotion, maybe some hints of StarOP idk if that's become an actual ship since i last checked. ymmv on this one depending on your Starscream opinions but i was hooked for the whole time for sure! i need to catch up, it's technically still updating. also the author has another, shorter, complete Starscream redemption fic which i also enjoyed, check that out too

A Streetcar Named Traitor

G1, oneshot, AO3. Megatron doesn't take Starscream's defection well and Optimus has had enough. very stupid, very funny, makes me cackle as Megsy gets dunked on

Sudden Active Development... I certainly feel SAD at the moment*

TFP, incomplete, Spacebattles. another isekai forum fic, this time somebody gets dropped into the body of Nemesis Prime and has to deal with running around as an Optimus lookalike! i like the misunderstandings and the process of adapting to a strange new body. some stilted dialogue, and it gets a little weird about gender perception but i can gloss over that. ramps up with more canon characters, a sprinkling of OCs, and completely taking canon off the rails within the last few posts! this one has threadmarks for easy navigation

Turning Points*

vaguely G1 AU, incomplete, FFN. Prowl was one of the most brilliant tacticians among the Decepticons, and then they destroyed his home. it's gonna be a long climb into the good graces of the Autobots for this defector. an absolutely fantastic character driven piece with a brilliant premise, i love how Prowl is written. and the politics of defecting and dealing with a security hazard, mmmmm good!

An Uneasy Partnership*

sorta G1/Armada/canon soup?, ongoing series, FFN. Alexis keeps an unruly Starscream in her barn. this can only go well. this series is WILD, it escalates and gets worse and then better and then worse again, you root for Screamer and then you hate him, poor Alexis is on a constant horrid rollercoaster but hey, (spoilers), she gets a cool robot body and also a tyrant king boyfriend out of it??? but man is it a long, manipulative, whumpy road to get there. the powerplays and emotional turmoil in their dynamic just keep going and it's fascinating, although probably not for you if you don't like bad power imbalances. it's the end of the world as we know it and whatever comes on the other end is going to be only as good as you make of it. i think this series may also be sort of (in)famous in the fandom? idk i don't pay attention that well

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IDW, drabble, tumblr. in an unexpected meetcute, Minimus finds himself rescuing Rung. honestly it's just a quick little concept of a conversation but it has captivated me and i'm obsessed with it

[bellaramseysgf]

Little bunny (M.W)

Warning(s); pure fluff,Mikey being the best caregiver ever,age regression,modern day au☺️

Pairing(s); Mike Wheeler x Girlfriend! Reader

Summary; after a bad day Mikey decided you deserve a new friend.

A/n; sooo I wrote this for lils ( @munsonsdreamgirl ) that’s it, congrats on 1000 followed babes🥰

Also, Mikey is 19! He’s aged up n if you don’t like it you can suck a giants toe<3

Mike could see it the second you got in his car that you weren’t feeling like yourself. The way you were sluggish and you seemed to move almost like slow motion. He caught it in the way you forced the smile and saw the far off, spacey look in your eyes. How long had you been in headspace? Or more importantly how long had you fought it.

“Hey baby, bad day?” You shrugged and Mike leaned over to kiss the side of your head. “I need to pick up some stuff for dinner, you wanna come or go home?” He gave you plenty of time to process through it. “I wan’ come!” He nodded and cranked his car back up.

“You wanna play a game?” You looked over at your boyfriend “mmm, what kind of game Mikey?” He smiled at the soft tone in your voice “okay pick a color and whoever can find it first wins” you nod and think for a minute. “Uhhhh pink!” Mike nodded. “Hmm pink? Ooo that’s gonna be hard to find! That’s a good choice little one” Mikey smiled at the way your face lit up at his praise.

He reached over and tucked some of your fallen hair behind your ear. “Such a pretty girl, I love you sweetheart.” You squealed and your cheeks went red. “Luv’ you too Mikey!” He chuckled and continued to drive the pair of you mostly forgetting about the game.

“I’m after 3 things okay? Just three nothing else” you nodded and held up 3 fingers “jus’ three! Got it.” Mikey held onto your hand while he grabbed a basket walking you through the store. All at once you gasped “pink!” You pointed to a small box of cake mix and it took Mike a second to remember your game.

“Look at that, you won. Alright honey what do you want?” You shrugged and latched yourself back to mikes arm. “Jus’ want Mikey” he smiled and leaned down to peck the top of your head “such a sweet girl, cmon let’s continue” and your did.

Mike was headed to the check out when he felt a tug and then you let go of his arm running to a small bin. “What- baby, don’t run off!” He followed after you and you tugged out a big pink bunny plush. “I can has?” The stuffed animal was at least 2x your size and Mike giggled at the way it swallowed your figure.

“Mhm, you’ve had a bad day. Princess deserves a new friend.” You held out your hand for Mike to take and waddled your way to the the self check out. Mike was holding in his laugh watching you waddle back to the car with the giant plush. “Little one, here why don’t we switch? Don’t want you getting hurt” you agreed and Mike handed you the one bag taking the plushie under his arm.

You both got settled in the car and he sat the giant plush into the back seat. “What’s gonna be their name?” You buckled “uh…uh…uh…mmmm” Mike waited patiently “mmmmm…Mikey?” Mike grinned and kissed your cheek “that’s a good name babydoll.” Now, to add it the pile of other Mikeys.

You lugged the bunny back into your shared apartment with Mike, dragging it all the way to his office and leaving it beside his desk. “Angel? Do you wanna help?” He asked and you nodded “can you open this up and pour it into there?” He asked and you followed instructions. “Thank you! So helpful!” He ran a hand over the top of your head and you giggled. You stood by and watched Mike cook messing about inside the kitchen.

“Princess? Will you set the table?” You nodded and grabbed his plate and then your smaller one sitting them next to each other. You repeated the process with silverware and cups he got the bigger and you got the smaller. “You want a lid?” You shook your head “M’a big girl!” Mike chuckled and sat the food onto the plates.

Once settled you stared at your plate for a minute “baby? You not hungry?” He asked and you looked at him then your plate again. Mike sat his fork down and picked yours up feeding you bite off your plate which you accepted just fine, doing little wiggles. “Yeah, that’s my big girl” you smiled, keeping your mouth closed because of food.

[gojo-mochi]

🥰🥰🥰💕💕🧡🫶🏼🫶🏼😩Loveeee that toxic Dilf Shanks so it made me think of some thirsts~ 🫣 totally delete if you hate this or if it’s to much!!

[18+!]

Toxic Gilf Garp! who uses you as his little marine show pony at all the big party’s. Having you suck or fuck his bosses as he slowly rises through the ranks all thanks to you.

It doesn’t help the man is so strong that he takes all YOUR hard work for himself but you both know it was that throat game that had him rise to the top😩

Or a toxic Dilf Doffy! That has tons of whores and ladies that bed him but you’re his favorite though he would never get rid of the others for you. Having to much pride as a king to be tied to just one he’ll tell you~ a king rules never submits, he’ll blabber. But you both know he’s never gonna change even when he’s balls deep whispering sweet nothing in your ear

Or ORRRRR DILF LAW ! 🥵🥵🫶🏼💕 ugh 😩 like sheeshhhh~!

AHHH GARP HAVE ME DEAD OH MY LORD

OH YOU KNOW THAT IM GOING STRAIGHT TO ANOTHER DILF/GILF MARINE AND LEAVHING HIS ASS SMH. Kizaru-daddy please take me 👉👈

Doffy is doffy like usually SIGH BUT I LOVE HIM ANYWAYYYYY RAHHHHHH- as long as im his fav hehe <3

OMg Dilf-Law.. more stubble on his face now cuz hes too lazy to take care of it, so he makes you sit on his lap with a razor and shave it for him mmmmm, hand on you hips as you try not to cut him accidentally while hes staring you down with a soft smirk. Let you trace his tattoos on his skin, he got a bit more pudge but you can still see the outline of his abs he used to have when he was younger.

Wahh THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR THRISTS <3 <3333333 ToxicDILF Shanks is a menace and im gonna ruin the readers when i finally write about him..

But Gilf!Rogers tho MM now thats a man who can service you right!! Best pleasure dom ever, stamnia thru the roof and he will make sure you're taken care of RIGHT

[hotluncheddie]

Because apparently I don't know how to pick just 1 or 2.

🤲🏻🥰

love you ⚘️⚘️

✨"be nosy" questions✨

hello my love!!!! 🫂❤️❤️🥰🥰🫂🫂🫂❤️

lol its oKay i've had two beers and am in ex games mode, this is so fun ty for sending so many <3

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

not to be (self-diagnosed) autistic but i fucking love being alone in my room so nowhere lol i'm good

[ but i have always wanted to se the northern lights so maybe there :) ]

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

mmm i don't know, i sometimes fantasise about having a little studio apartment that's just my own. that i can control and decorate as i want but i honestly don't see that happening irl lol

i had an idea for a some art the other day - like an exhibit type thing. i think that could be cool but its one of those things thats like 'this is a good idea, i will use it if life takes me on that path' but otherwise it'll just stay an idea in my head.

18. What tattoos do you want?

i'm hoping to get a bluebell and sprig of lavender from my friend when i take holiday in a few weeks!!! very exited!!!

i want so many though!!! - i want to be old and covered. different ones from different stages of life, so cool

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

mmmmm my favourite comic is 'Transmetropolitan' which isn't maybe the best place to live but i think it would be really interesting - just to be in that world for a little while.

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

i've not really been on many dates!! just bc i've been with my partner for like 9 years. so, we've been on a lot of dates but they're never really bad bc its always just nice to be together :)

maybe one from before my partner - i didn't even know it was a date until years later, but we somehow ended up in the cinema alone together, and then my bus got cancelled so i had to get a different one and walk in the cold >:(

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

mmm i like late summer nights, like 8/9pm when its cool but kind of warm still and you just of marvel that its still light out. that's really special - especially if you're in a park/nature with friends <3

[loosesodamarble]

Nacht x Josele, Morgen x Josele <3<3

You are the awesomest of anons today! NWHCUDJFHFIENW! 💖💗🥰😭💖

Okay so Nacsele and Morgsele! My beloved ships! Jwhcudjfhiewj! Let me collect myself cause I’m behcidnwjwoq!

Nyeheheheheheh~!

Nacht x Josele

Makes all the sense and is tied for the most compelling ship!

Nacht is part of why Josele was able to open up as a child and become the free spirit that she is in the present. His mischief and confidence brought her joy and inspired her. Nacht admired Josele for how straightforward and simply good she was. They something in each other that they liked and latched on tight. It also makes sense that they'd get together because of all the time they'd known each other. Josele and Nacht have seen so many sides of each other and accepted them all.

What compels me in this ship... Everything. It's the childhood friends to lovers. It's the arc of finding new love (though they had really loved each other from the start). Part of it is seeing each other at their worst and bringing them back from it. Nacht's self-loathing and comparing himself to his brother, only for Josele to tell him that she doesn't want him to be Morgen, but to be himself. There's Josele regretting her choices after Morgen's, regretting the darkness she fell into, and Nacht reassuring her that she found herself again and that's what matters. I just love love LOVE the way that both Nacht and Josele carry the weight of Forbidden Magic on their souls and in carrying that "sin," they are each other's salvation.

Nacht and Josele's love story isn't perfectly happy, but it's theirs. And they wouldn't have it any other way.

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Morgen x Josele

Makes so so so so so much sense and is the ship that ties for Nacsele to be most compelling!

They make sense because these two are absolute sweethearts who see the good in the world (mainly Nacht/lh). They both are naturally inclined to good and so they could bond over that. They also have different ways of being helpful so they make a good team (Morgen being more educated can think things through better while Josele has the physical strength to be of assistance). They also brought out other things in each other. Josele made Morgen feel reassured that he didn't need to be the perfect noble most people saw him as. And Morgen helped Josele value her own well-being and happiness rather than giving all of herself to others. In loving each other, they also love themselves more.

AND AAAAHHHHH! They're relationship is so compelling because they're just such good people, to each other and others. I also love making giving people like Morgen and Josele be selfish about their relationship. Their romance is something they only share between themselves. It's happiness but it's not without any troubles. Morgen had to learn that "goodbye" made Josele feel insecure. And Josele caused Morgen concern whenever she put his safety over hers, even when he told her not to. But they always made up with each other and their love grows stronger form there. Then, when they're so incredibly close to being married, taking yet another step in their relationship, Morgen dies and their happy ending is stolen from them. But! A BIG BUT! Josele still loves Morgen. She doesn't fully move on for him when she's with Nacht. She holds onto that feeling, loves Morgen in the present tense. And Morgen, in the afterlife, continues to love her. Tragic romance that still stays strong, my beloved. And, well, they get a glorious reunion on Judgement Day, when Morgen comes back as a Paladin. A love reborn~!

I love Josele's romances with Nacht and Morgen so so so so so KDJBflahrusithaskrthaksrthu SOOOOOOO MUCH! Both have tragedy, though in different flavors. And MMMMM! I'M BROUGHT TO LIFE!

[talldecafcappuccino]

tagged by @hondagirll! thank you!

last song: had Waxahatchee on shuffle earlier today because @thatsrightjohngoodman recommended their new song Right Back At It

currently reading: I’m about 100 pages into Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr (a book title I have to keep looking up because I keep mixing up the order of those three words).

last film: I watched 3/4 of Saltburn and then switched to When Harry Met Sally. Still haven’t finished Saltburn.

currently watching: I’m a few episodes into Mrs. Davis after finishing The Leftovers for the first time (and that was right on the tail of Station Eleven so it’s been a good, weird TV start to the year). I also started a rewatch of Jury Duty with my parents tonight because I know they’re going to get a kick out of the final episode.

currently craving: Nothing really but now I’m thinking about what I want to get for breakfast. Mmmmm, breakfast…

three ships: Ted/Rebecca, Luke/Lorelai, Nick/Jess (I’ve only ever read fanfic for one of these ships).

first ship: For fic reading and fandom? Lily/James. In general with other media? Too many animated couples to count. Anastasia/Demetri, the leads from Ferngully, Aurora/Prince Philip, Robin Hood/Maid Marianne, etc etc

favorite color: purple or sage green

currently working on: I just finished crocheting a very small square blanket (I just wanted to see if I could do a fun looking crochet stitch and then finished the two skein I had on hand so it’s small and idk what it’s for but I like it). I have another project on the docket that I hope is relatively easy🤞 Technically still working on my Ted dating fic but I took a two week writing break to do some other creative things and I’m really happy with that decision 🥰

tagging: the first eight people in my notifications @coralreeferband @xspeedytrashx @ohtendril @neveronceintoit @steggyisimmortal @daesmilewings @la-animaux @toast-the-unknowing

[melis-writes]

I have just finished reading the godfather for the first time after being a long time fan of the movies. And I just wanted to say I can’t believe how well you have kept to the writing style and character traits of the book in your writing!!! 🥺 also can I request a prompt for something similar to the Sonny/Lucy Mancini scene in the first movie (at Connie’s wedding) except instead of those two it’s Michael x Vic.. and Sonny walks in on them instead of Tom knocking at the door!!! 😩

Ahhhh I hope you loved the book as much as I did!! 😍💖 I'm definitely overdue for a re-read! Thank you!! 🥺✨ I love The Godfather for what it is and wanted to keep my fics as close to the source material as possible. I'm all about canon details and true character personalities so it feels as realistic as possible! 😅 Thank you again, that tells me at least I'm doing a good job at it! 🥰 Your prompt as requested!!

“M-Michael, Michael,” a whimper escapes your lips as Michael’s hand teasingly trails up from gripping your throat and over to squeezing your face.

“Shhhhh,” Michael breathes hotly over your lips. “Be a good girl and keep quiet. You already—” Michael lets out a soft grunt, glancing down at your soaked pussy clenching against his cock fully buried inside of you. “Whined to be fucked in here, didn’t you?”

“Mm, maybe.” You let out a breathy giggle, gazing up at Michael who quietly tries to catch his breath.

Stuffed up in the bathroom of the Corleone estate—the only inconspicuous place to be together and outside of Connie and Leonardo’s wedding festivities—the state of you and Michael is anything but innocent.

You sit up on the bathroom counter with your back against the wall, legs fully spread with Michael raising one thigh up with his arm and gripping your waist with the other hand.

The angle Michael fucks you in up on the counter hits at your G-Spot directly with the curve of his cock hitting upright, and brought you to orgasm within two minutes the first time meaning the quick fuck session of hike-up-your-dress-and-spread-your-legs-in-the-bathroom-before-returning-back-to-the-wedding is now a twenty minute scene of pure erotica with you completely naked and cumming over Michael’s cock again and again.

“God,” Michael groans, inhaling sharply as he begins to thrust in and out of you. “I’m not—”

“Ohhhhhh!” You clasp a hand over your mouth immediately, silencing out any more loud, filthy moans as you feel an intense spike of pleasure racking up in your body again.

“Pulling out, fuck,” Michael muffles out his own moans against the nape of your neck, beginning to pound inside of your pussy. "You feel so fucking good...!"

Your thighs tremble against Michael’s waist as you feel yet another orgasm beginning to approach, not to mention the fabric of Michael’s dress trousers brushing up against your swollen clit—stimulating it perfectly.

“Mmmm, yes, yes, yes!” You whine quietly, digging your nails into Michael’s shoulder. “F-fuck me, fuck me right there! Yes, like that! Like that!”

Just down the hallway and towards the private study, Sonny steps in from the side entrance unseen by the rest of the guests.

“For fuck’s sakes…” Sonny grumbles to himself, simply glad to get away from all the noise and stuffy crowds for a few minutes of peace to himself.

“Start thinking of baby names.” Michael pants, watching his cock slamming in and out of you at a sloppy, quick rhythm.

“I’m pregnant,” you let out a shaky moan knowing Michael’s cum inside of you twice alone in this bathroom session in the past twenty minutes. “P-pregnant, mmmmm! More, more, more!”

Sonny rakes a hand through his hair, tugging on his curls out of frustration and keeping his free hand casually in the pocket of his dress trousers.

Sonny makes his way up the spiral staircase, feeling his own frustration ease at the fact the sound outside is easily drowned out the further he gets inside.

“O-Oh my God!” You bite down on your lip, desperately trying to keep quiet while you ride out your orgasm over Michael’s cock, watching him relentlessly continue thrusting inside of you.

Heading to the restroom to clean up, Sonny can’t hear you or Michael from where he remains in the corridor; the only way anyone could hear anything without entering is if they leaned in towards the bathroom door.

With Michael nuzzling your neck and squeezing your breasts while letting spurt after spurt of his hot, thick cum flowing into your pussy, neither you or him are aware that the nearest bathroom to Sonny is the one you two are in.

Whistling quietly under his breath, Sonny twists open the doorknob of the unlocked bathroom; the only one in the estate with an old, faulty lock that doesn’t click.

Then and there, Sonny takes one step inside of the bathroom only to freeze and see you and Michael to his right hand-side, propped up against the sink with you fully naked and with your thighs around Michael.

“Oh, shit.” Sonny’s eyes widen but he’s not just hit with shock and confusion; arousal rushes to him too at the sight.

“Fuck,” Michael mutters, avoiding looking at his brother. "Get out."

“Santino!” You squeal, tossing a towel at him only to catch Sonny grinning before he quickly closes the door behind him.

"Alright, alright, I'm leaving! I didn't see anything!" Sonny smirks, holding back his laughter.

“For the love of God…” Michael murmurs under his breath, waiting to hear Sonny leaving.

Sonny lets out a huff, staring down at the floor just outside of the bathroom—extremely flustered with himself at the view and unable to even think about how you and Michael must feel.

[msommers]

4, 12, 27, 31 for riya, maeve and jorina!

WHOOPS pretend this was posted earlier and not forgotten in the drafts thanks xoxoxoxxx // romance & relationship headcanons

4. does your muse find any specific features particularly attractive?

RIYA — lips are the #1 and she can’t be held accountable for staring at them, so jot that down for when you catch her. i also think hair could be a big one for her tbh, a thing that can catch her eye or turn her off from somebody immediately because she’s a lowkey judgy bitch lmao

MAEVE — we know hands are her Thing™ and we’ve all bullied her about it but she’s valid, fixate on those fingers all you want babygirl, nobody’s gonna stop you (some might even indulge you). i think eyes would be second on the list! windows to the soul and all that. also they can be very pretty :’) 

JORINA — mmmmm maybe arms and eyes?? that sounds about right for her, even if she’d hate it being true. eyes she can accept, she spends a lot of time looking at them to suss out people’s vibes and it’s the best way to connect, but acknowledging that she’s not immune to zoning out thinking about how some folk’s arms would feel? either under her hand or around her?? mortifying.

12. does your muse get flustered easily? how would they typically react to compliments from someone they are interested in/dating?

RIYA — i think it would take a lot to fluster riya, or maybe just a certain dynamic. she’s incredibly open about anything and everything sexual/romantic, so there’s almost no chance of catching her up on that front, and she’s been spoiled with compliments her entire life. simply expects compliments from those that she's into/dating, and they just add a little +5 to her ego and make her feel full 🥰 for a minute.

MAEVE — through all of her teenage years and up until a little period of time after the carden era, she’s kind of desensitized to compliments. they’ve been used on her so frequently for manipulation for years at that point and she’s learned to accept them with a smile to distract from the rapid assessing she’s running in her mind to figure out what somebody’s trying to get from her with it. grey was probably?? the first romantic interest to start giving her genuine compliments and affection (we know that stage was entirely skipped with dietrich) and it was crazy. wild. world turned upside down. the biggest smiles she’d worn for as long as she could remember, it made her feel so good. she learns to accept them more gracefully over time and returns them in kind, and i think she often has a silly little thought of wanting to tuck ‘em away somewhere like a flower pressed inside a book’s pages. 

JORINA — she should just adopt Flustered as a surname because it’s so simple to get her to that state, let people get the message right off the bat. she’s going pink, she’s stammering before shutting her mouth, she’s trying to miraculously disappear on the spot to avoid the direct attention given to her by someone complimenting her it’s so much. the only reason you need to look her way is to get your orders for the day’s work go AWAY leave her ALONE (she gets better the longer she’s with somebody but that blush is never gonna go away).

27. is your muse more confident or shy when it comes to approaching someone they like?

RIYA — definitely confident. she propositioned a superior warden and a high-ranking templar to a threesome for maker’s sake, there’s not a shy bone in that body when it comes to attraction and interest. riya has a hard time focusing on a Bigger Picture, it’s all about the Then and Now for her and that super comes into play for approaching people that she likes. she thinks it’s a waste of time to pine and dole out subtle hints over a period of time, you could have already been using that time getting close under the sheets if you’d just spoken plainly, y’know. in other words: shoot your shot lmao

MAEVE — i think the only time maeve had a bit of shyness in her was the first time she approached dietrich for a hook-up, because it was so new! not being objectified and being the one to approach somebody she was attracted to for once!! what a novel idea. but i imagine she did a fantastic job at presenting the appearance of pure confidence and got what she wanted, and the hesitation [mostly] did away after that success. if she could approach That brick wall of a guy and get away with it, there’s no shot of being intimidated by the idea of approaching others she’s interested in from then on. she already beat the hardest difficulty of the flirt game, it’s over for the rest of y'all.

JORINA — i feel like i don't even have to answer this one, it's so clear. my girl can hardly stand to make eye contact with somebody that she's interested in because of the irrational fear they'll instantly know every mushy or slightly horny thought she's had about them just by locking gazes. it took her such a hot minute to return to what could be considered a Normal stance around aleksi it's almost funny

31. does your muse develop crushes easily? would they be open about it to a friend or keep it to themselves?

RIYA — not really?? she forms attachments and sexual attraction very easily, but i'm not entirely sure riya's had a crush in any recent times. she would have had plenty as a growing girl but that was kind of thrown out the window after she discovered how being forward could help her skip the Wanting stage. riya's open nature would of course extend to this, no doubt she'd talk to a friend about it. especially if she developed a crush in the present time or future because it's been so long since having one, she'd need to discuss that with somebody.

MAEVE — can and will form a crush on somebody for the smallest things. she's probably doing it right now, the menace. she's not secretive about them, though it'd depend on the level of closeness she has with somebody if she'd approach the topic of it herself without their prompting. crushes are silly, harmless things that bring a tiny bit of joy about, nothing to be ashamed of. 

JORINA — no and no. she had such an impressive streak for not having any crushes to take up space in her mind and then one reckless mage came along and ruined her score. i don't think she told a soul about it because of the embarrassment she felt over Having Those Kinds Of Feelings, but she didn't particularly have to share the secret because her crushing on aleksi became increasingly obvious as the months went by.

[acacia-may]

How about some Black Clover next gen for the oc game pls 2, 7 and 24 for Tirion and 18 and 23 for Summer?

Ooh Black Clover Next Gen!! I'd be happy to talk about the kiddos (er...uh...I guess to let the kiddos talk lol)!! Thank you so much for asking about them ^^

Tirion Enoteca (Roulacase) (Linking to his profile here if anyone's curious)

2. Who is your best friend? Tell us about them!

My best friends are my younger sister, Lia, and Katsu Yami who has always been like another brother to me. We've always done everything together even though Katsu and Lia don't always get along with each other (especially now that they have their whole vice-captain rivalry going on) so I tend to try to keep the peace. They’ve been friends for a long time but have very different approaches to life, I think. Lia is very intense, but Katsu is more hands off and go with the flow. She thinks he slacks off and gets frustrated when he seems to "effortlessly" out-performs her (he practices a lot more than he'd want Lia to know though), but she really respects him. And he thinks she should lighten up and stop seeing her magic in such a systematic and methodical way, but he enjoys their friendly rivalry and has always been fond of her....though (just between us), he’s always been a tsundere about it. My mom says that Katsu's mom used to be the same way. ^^

I'm generally in the middle and trying to help them get along and compromise, but I get the sense that most of the time the two of them are teaming up only to look out for me because I'm "too soft" and that worries them. I wish they wouldn't worry like that, but it's good to see them working together for a change.

7. Who do you look up to?

I look up to and love a lot of people, but if I had to pick just one, I think I’d probably have to say my mom. She has been through a lot in her life and is such a strong person, but she’s so kind too and has such an amazing way of telling exactly how people are feeling. My mom says that we have a special bond because we have a shared magical attribute which, since is related to the bonds between people, gives her a special kind of “mother’s intuition” about me so she always knows when I’m in trouble or having a rough day, and she goes out of her way to make me feel better. We’ve always been really close, and I’ve always felt I could tell her anything and could always come to her for help or advice no matter what. That’s the kind of person that I want to be for my friends and family too, so I’ve always really admired her.

24. What would you consider your main love language?

Probably gifts. I've always loved giving people presents. My mom says that when I first presented with my string magic, I used it to make little dolls and animals (especially kittens) everyone. I still like to do that and made a lot of dolls for my little sister, Narah, to play with.

Summer Legolant (just realized poor Summer still does not have a full profile yet. Sorry Summer! 🙈)

18. What's the best way to cheer you up?

Mmmmm...probably by making me laugh or by making me blueberry pancakes! They're my favorite food and Papa and I used to make them together all the time so they're full of happy memories! 🥰

23. Have you ever had a crush on someone?  Do you have a crush now?

Oh 😳 Um...Yes, I have had a crush before, and maybe, I have one right now? I'm really not sure if I'd call it a crush or not, but Tirion is very sweet and also very handsome. 💖

[sheldonngproperty0927]

You know you found the one when he cums without even touching his dick. 5 loads in a row without touching his dick all cause he saw me licking my pussy juice off my fingers mmmmm only I have ever done that for my soulmate @sheldon-nagasar27 . He's the first one to cum for me without using his hands at all, so fucking hot 🥵 got me horny as fuck just thinking about it. I am the first girl to make him do that 🥰🥰🥰he never experienced such a slutty, sexy girl like me and I never experienced such a slutty, sexy man like him. This is beyond what I ever asked for!!

[purplerose244]

Watched the tenth episode of LEGO DreamZzz: LOVED IT!

So I actually watched this episode a whole while ago but forgot to post this... BUT NOW THE SECOND PART OF SEASON 1 IS ALL OUT SO I NEED TO PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN 😍😍

Also the LEGO Youtube channel continues to bless me with shorts of the series, I'm already a huge fan of Draw with Mateo, and now we got Logan's Training Tutorials (he got such a massive ego istg 😂) AND EVEN AN ANIMATED SHORT CALLED "DREAMOLITION DUO VS THE MUTATED MATH MONSTERS" 🤩🤩🤩 (that one was EXCELLENT, I really hope we get more of those with that style)

Since all the new episodes dropped at the same time I might just make a single or two posts about all of them, we'll see! It's literally just for me to scream about how I love this show 🥰

Anyway, without further ado, let's get into this!

THE GRIM ESCAPE

This coach is pretty narrow minded, but I never had a PE teacher that wasn't 100% convinced gym was everything, so 😂

Dreamcrafting as a concept feels like elemental powers from Ninjago: it's likely the most powerful thing there is, but in most situations it gets nullified or nerfed so it's hard to use it all the time with no limits 😅😅 It does make sense for this place to be no imagination zone, though

I'm sure Logan feels very guilty for the mess he got into, but I do hope he doesn't get forgiven immediately, so I'm glad Mateo is genuinely upset at him

COOP NO 😱

Okay thank goodness 😂

Glad Logan isn't here to hear these orders and not follow them (sorry Logan 😅)

Edison bomb, we had the Edison ray before, I find it funny that the focus is on the guy that dreamed about his inventions

Mmmmm, I'm interested in the Night Hunter, I think there's more to him

LOGAN YOU GOT AMAZING FRIENDS YOU JUST GOTTA LEARN TO TREAT THEM BETTER I SWEAR THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY SWEETIE 😭😭

To be fair, he's doing pretty good on his own for not being able to dreamcraft

LIL BUDDY ACQUIRED 💙

Wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf- also interesting that this are the most normal creatures we saw so far, and it is in the place where the imagination is robbed and taken. Like here they don't waste time with creative creations like in the rest of the world

YES LOGAN TAKE THE HOURGLASS!!!

Yes Logan take your time 😅

Feels like karma Logan getting Stinkbrain as a nick he doesn't like, after mocking Mateo about Mattie this whole time

Z BLOG FIGHT Z BLOB FIGHT I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN THE LIL GUY APPEARS 💚

This show really says "best plan is run" 😂

I love Sneaky, someone needs to humble Logan a little bit... okay A LOT

Everyone loves and cares for Teo so much! LOVE ME A GOOD SUPPORTIVE TEAM 🩷

I still wonder where Zoe found her bow, and if there is a connection over the fact that she got a bow and the Night Hunter got a crossbow, they are the only ones with actual weapons and they are both long range kind of weapons

NUUUUU GOT CAPTURED

No worries mah boy Teo is out there with Z Blob I'm sure he'll think of something!!... oh yeah there's Logan too 😅

Z BINOCULAR WTF

AWWWWWWWWWW MATEO HUGGING LOGAN THAT WAS SO CUTE!!! 💚💙💚💙 Despite being mad at him and with reason too, he was still worried about him! That's why I love him 🥰🥰

Oh, this is nice, Mateo didn't forgive him but he sees that Logan cares. And Logan for once asked him what's the plan, instead of going on a limb as usual! GROWTH!!! 💙

"Everytime I dreamcraft, bad things happen! And then we do a lot of running!"

"Welcome to my world!"

LOL loved that

AWWWWWW!! This is what I was talking about when I said Teo is a great leader, and knows that now Logan can give a great input since he can't dreamcraft like the others! I know I'm focusing on Teo so much but he is my favourite, so 😅💚💚💚

TEO GOT AN IDEAAAAAAAA

Coop getting PTSD from that cage, the poor thing! Do not bring him back in! 😱

Even the Night Hunter is afraid of the Grimwolf! Just what kind of things are living in this place??

OMG TEO ALMOST GOT STABBED BY ZOE'S ARROW TO SAVE LOGAN MY GOSH 😱😱😱 ... I wonder if I can make a fanfiction out of this one 😂

Aww Logan was apologizing for once in his life! Lol Mr. Oz is so confused

"Drive it like you stole it!" Logan, 2023

DREAMBASH!! Okay I saw the LEGO sets for this one, but this is such a cool thing for Cooper and Logan to share! ❤️💙

LOGAN YOU DID NOT CALL A MONKEY SUS WHAT IS THIS SHOW 😂

Okay but Logan jumping off the ship to get back the hourglass? Teo and Sneaky following suit? Mr. Oz being absolutely done with these kids' recklessness? I loved that sequence so much 😂

EDISON BOMB!!!!

Wait Sneak didn't die, he ran away? To avoid the ray? So he's alive? I hope so!!

Poor Logan, he met a good friend...

WAIT WHAT'S THAT HAT?

WAIT THE NIGHT HUNTER FREED THE NIGHTMARE KING??

WAIT SNEAK IS ACTUALLY BAD??? WHAT NO COME ON THE ONE PERSON THAT LOGAN BEFRIENDED RIGHT AWAY!!!

Pff, does the Night Hunter not know Mateo's name? Little artiste?

WAIT WHAT NO NO NO DO NOT EVEN THINK OF DOING ANYTHING TO Z BLOB OR I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF 😡😡😡

So now the Nightmare King is after the Waking World... GREAT 😅

I NEED MORE EPISODEEEEESSS 😍😍