#molten blob

[summoningflames]

bababooey

[slarkzin]

Quick the Blob doodle. What a beautiful mess of a design you are

[hailaxyart]

[thenormalenjoyerr]

ITS ALL YM FAV GAMES SCREAMING CRYING....

[pr0jectult1m]

I like when scott cawthon said "what if funtime freddy was wires?" 3 different times

[zebracorn-chan]

I find it ironic how the Blob's official name is "Tangle" since we already have a character with that name, it's not the first time we have two characters that have nothing to do with one another sharing the same name.

"If I had a nickel for every time two random characters in the FNaF universe shared names, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?"

[the-pizzaplexs-bacement-monsters]

(ooc

I just realized that all 3 Funtime Freddy variants are on tumblr

@the-amazing-funtime-freddy @ask-molten-freddy and of course the blob. its hilarious.

I’m lmao just thinking about them meeting each other.)

[gildedphoenix]

I'm writing a fic and in opens with nearly a thousand words about a dumb little blob ghost getting cut in half. He's fine. It's dumb little scene about a dum little blob and it doesn't matter at all. But I also think it sets the tone quite well.

[l1m3g0r3]

danger noodle spook moment

[gorillalord]

In five nights at Freddy's ultimate custom night although it may seem like funtime Freddy is missing he's actually not, infact its actually molten freddy who's missing. During the filming of ultimate custom night Scott tried to get molten freddy to come back into the studio to record sole voice lines and a jumpscare but he refused after the stress and their treatment in their first appearance (pizzarea simulator) so Scott simply decided that people liked molten freddy more than funtime Freddy so they stole funtime Freddy's costume and made him dress up as molten freddy and play his role, initially Scott planned to just edit the voice before the game released to make it sound closer to molten but the stress of being forced to perform in the animatronic equivalent of nudity made funtime Freddy finally snap and it turns out when he's fully insane funtime Freddy sounds alot like molten freddy. This was kept secrete for years until one day in an interview with Scott when someone kept complimenting molten acting Scott ended up correcting them and when asked to elaborate went on a half hour long rant about how molten refused to show up to record and how he made funtime Freddy use molten costume.

Molten later agreed to return on the conditions that he got a suit and voice upgrade and that he was treated better and thus they managed to fit him in as the new glamrock freddy, unfortunately as glamrock freddy he couldn't realy play the role they first wanted him to play so they ounce again forced funtime Freddy to play the role of the tangle/the blob

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Everyone is still fighting then Glamrock Bonnie throws a go kart to Roxy face, and Roxy faint’s then everyone looks at Bonnie for 5 second’s then they resume fighting.

Meanwhile with Monty

Monty: So… why does everyone just use male pronouns with you guys? You guys are literally different characters mixed with other characters so you guys should use they/them.

Ennard, Molten Freddy and The Blob: We have no idea.

That is true. Tho. Why don't they have they/them pronouns

[thelovelymoongoddess]

I mean Ballora hasn’t been confirmed as his wife. It’s still only a fanon theory atp. So it’s not really been made canon

Fnaf lore is actually heartbreaking and deep but can be objectively funny when you say facts out of context

These two are canonically divorced with three kids

[blackwaxidol]

I haven't played with Prismatic properly yet, I held off and continued just using my normal Void build because I was waiting for a specific super and now I have it and I am at peace...

[sisyphus-prime]

Love character analysis because sometimes you get really good ones and sometimes you just fucking hate takes

[paper-mario-wiki]

terrific accident:

recently, as ive been iterating and tweaking a brownie recipe i got from my family's recipe catalogue (my cousin collected all of the "family recipes" we had in our small extended family, typed them all up, and it amounted to a few hundred recipes. they printed out 5 copies in the form of binders full of laminated pages and they were passed out among my family members. my family's copy currently belongs to my sister. i dont know why i typed out all of this info, consider it extra exposition from my dialogue tree), and something ive been fixated on is melting the sugar lately.

in the process of melting it this time around, i added the butter far too early at way too low of a temperature and it ended up cooking with the sugar for a bit too long. when i tried combining it with the dry ingredients, i spent way too long working it with the rubber spatula (i was high while making them) and the solids were staying very distinctly separate from the liquids. it wasnt until my roommate came over and offered to stir it with a fork that the gigantic blob of gummy semisolid roasted molten sugar began to break apart and combine properly. as i stirred and the chunks began to fracture more and more and cool rapidly, for a while it felt like i was stirring shards of glass. after a while i thought "this is good enough", even though it still felt like i was stirring 3 parts pudding 1 part gravel, and plopped it in the oven.

what i believe ended up happening, funny enough, is i turned the base of the brownies into toffee. turns out, toffee is just butter and sugar cooked together. the only other thing i had combined them with is a splash of vanilla, so the liquid base was effectively just molten toffee and three eggs.

sugar spread out quite a bit, but not nearly enough to make it taste sweet, and as a result the chocolate part has a very soft bitterness to it, like dark chocolate. and in the base of it there's little chunks of, basically, toffee brittle, which is where the majority of the sugar is, but it doesn't take away from the acute bitterness since it's cooked to the point of not quite being burnt, bringing out an almost coffee-ish taste from it. and it's good! i just had it with some mint chip tillamook ice cream and im really, really rockin with it.

consider doing this if you make brownies! fuck up, i mean. maybe it'll be good.