#monica/gilfoyle

[shady-swan-jones]

Silicon Valley fic Masterlist

Hallfoyle, mine:

Schrödinger's cat 

"First you say ‘I like you’ as if I haven’t spent the last three years watching you being a mean sarcastic asshole and not caring about anyone’s feelings. Then you add ‘not like that’, disappear, and proceed to never mention it again. And go to extreme lengths to avoid me. So, for fuck’s sake, Gilfoyle, what is your deal?” -/- Monica is furious. Gilfoyle falls back on science and philosophy as a way to address his feelings. Naturally.

The Road Not Taken 

Laurie offers Monica everything she ever wanted if she goes back to Bream-Hall. But is it too late now that she's helming Pied Piper? Did she make the right choice, risking it all for a dream and a New Internet?

What Are You Waiting For 

Gilfoyle has the chance to write the algorythm that will make him post-Pied Piper famous, the king of System Architecture. Monica has received an offer she doesn't share with the group. But why do they both procrastinate when they're faced with what is, arguably, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? -a short fic about holding back

This Guy Fucks 

There were a number of instances in the last year that left Dinesh Chungtai utterly dumbfounded. Yet, nothing came close to surprising him more than seeing his satanist buddy leaving a cup of coffee on Monica’s desk like it’s normal Gilfoyle behavior. - a Hallfoyle story

Don't SCRUM it up, Gilf 

“At least I didn’t put my girlfriend in prison because I was too much of a pussy to break up with her”, Girlfoyle grips. Dinesh pauses, the beer bottle halfway to his mouth. “At least I had a real girlfriend, instead of stringing someone along while mooning over a girl who doesn’t even bother to reject me”.

Hallfoyle:

Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You by ShyRomantic

Gilfoyle and Monica were having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves, they keep getting caught but they just can't bring themselves to stop. Their friends handle their passions in the best way they can.

Attractive Opposites by Ariana (ariana_paris) [complete]

Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…

Halloween Hijinx by ShyRomantic

Pied Piper decides to throw a halloween party for the office, blow off some steam. Monica might have forgotten her costume but Gilfoyle has a trick or two up his sleeve that might help, and Dinesh might have a full meltdown in the process.

I Like You by DialandyouShallReceive

Takes place after "I like you" happens in 5.08. I love these weird nerds.

together_a five times prompt by blackfodder 

Gilfoyle and Monica are in a relationship. People find out as time goes on.

Perfect Illusion by Ariana (ariana_paris) [c]

Monica urgently needs a plus one for a school friend's wedding. Since nobody suitable is available, she takes Gilfoyle.

Only the Good Die Young by ProgramasaurusRex [wip]

Monica's a Catholic. Gilfoyle's a Satanist. Both of them are confused.

Running a Half-Cryptonomicom by Ariana (ariana_paris)

Set during 6x02. Monica is upset about something and Gilfoyle's ego is slightly bruised.

Purgatory by Cole88 [wip]

Gilfoyle has convinced himself that he is content. Monica disagrees. Sort of.

National Anthem by violet_saturn [wip]

Pied Piper's CFO and Systems Architect haven't interacted much since their victory over the 51% attack. Will Pied Piper's first 4th of July party change things?

Jared/Richard:

The Weight of Us by  @onequartercanadian

The Uber Kidnapper had been on the loose for two years, using Uber to abduct unsuspecting passengers who are never seen again. His last three victims were in San Francisco and Palo Alto. When Richard is his latest victim, Jared stops at nothing to find him. Especially when he realizes what his true feelings for Richard are.

Set It Up by @iambickentameter

In an ingenious attempt to occupy Jared's time, Monica and Gilfoyle take increasingly extreme measures to set him up with Richard.

work friends who live in their workplace by iknowandimsorry

After Pied Piper fails, Richard doesn’t travel. He goes back to the Hacker Hostel and rots. Jared goes with him.

I like me better when I'm with you by @seasiderendezvouss [c]

Hiring Jared was supposed to be a simple act of revenge. Richard would poach him to get back and Gavin and that would be it… at least, that was supposed to be it.

One Last Chance by Ilsistemaperiodico

They may finally find a way to make Son of Anton works.

the curve became a sphere by darklips_paleface

Richard needed space to figure out how to talk to Jared again, how to let him know that Richard wasn’t some tech messiah anymore and that Jared needed to stop treating him like he was something special when he was just some guy now. Or maybe he’d go on this whole global adventure thing, and Eat Pray Love himself into being a better person, a better friend. Here's hoping.

i'm sorry, okay? by lohoron [c]

“You have to take care of your cuticles, Richard,” Jared had whispered kindly, “Such a beautiful person like you should have the neatest cuticles in the world.” Richard had brushed it off. Another Mr. Potato Head of Beautiful People comment. It wasn't a big deal. But he felt a swelling in his tummy he can only describe as gratitude.

[lost-in-ace]

[the-woman-upstairs]

One of the best things about watching a show/movie with a dead fandom is that you can essentially post whatever you want without fear of reigniting The Discourse.

[dieu-mange-dieu]

Specific Character Headcanons: Bertram Gilfoyle

Youngest of 3

Has two older sisters, the oldest is very similar to him in personality and style, the middle is closer to how they were raised

Oh yeah he was definitely raised religious, possibly Jehovah's witness

Bi

This caused a lot of the rift between he and his parents, especially his mother

Ran away a lot as a kid, was labelled the "problem child"

Has ADHD

Favourite colours are maroon and dark green

Wants people to think he's a cat person, but is a huge dog person

Hung out at Hot Topic all the time as a teenager, has only ever bought one thing (Black and pink cat ears. He was 27.)

Likes hiking, has gotten high in the woods before and not come back for 8 hours

Avid bacon enjoyer

Has oddly personal beef with vegans

Would definitely be a Bunker in the Back yard/ Apocalypse Prepper type guy if he had the time and the energy

Absinthe drinker, has a very elaborate setup for pouring absinthe

Hacked all of Dinesh's social media passwords on the day they met. Has never used them out of respect

Really likes candles, especially the tobacco and vanilla scents

Has a 7 year old niece

After hanging out with her he has shown up to work with Sofia the First clips in his hair on more than one occasion

Dinesh did not mention it

Has gone an entire month eating only cereal

Favourite cereal is Cocoa Puffs followed closely by Lucky Charms and the Kellogg's Strawberry cereal

Swears he hates kids but kids seem to love him. Is the designated babysitter at any gathering with children and always ends up having a great time

LIVES in chunky dark jumpers in the winter. Big fan of being cozy

Likes to wander aimlessly around IKEA when he gets the chance. He says it grounds him. Has spent hours in an IKEA before without buying a thing.

SLOW-ass walker. His ass is Not in a hurry

Huge dark chocolate enjoyer

Spoilers (?) ahead!

After Silicon Valley:

After the events of S.V. he moves to a cabin in Southern California and adopts a golden retriever named Buster

Has taken Dinesh hiking once.

Dinesh complained the whole time about how itchy and hot he was

Gilfoyle said he would rather blow his own father than go hiking with Dinesh again

Gilfoyle would take him hiking again if he asked.

When they are born he is named Monica's kids' godfather (he detests such titles)

Took Dinesh to Hawaii a couple of months after the Pied Piper fiasco so he could properly enjoy it. They're on more than decent terms now.

Has a drink with John once a year after the events of S.V.

They play chess.

[fruchtfliege]

JARRICH FF FOR THE HUNGRY 🎉🎉

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Sharing Jared’s flat has done wonders for Richard. He doesn’t have those big, dark bags under his eyes anymore, he eats three meals a day, and he’s smiling all the time. Sometimes, it takes getting down on your luck to really get back up. He doesn’t even know why he insisted on staying at Elrich’s for so long. Honestly, he hasn’t been this good in years… until Jared brings home one of his dates one night.

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Jared Dunn/Richard Hendricks

Characters: Jared Dunn, Richard Hendricks, Monica Hall, Bertram Gilfoyle, Dinesh Chugtai, Nelson Bighetti, Jian Yang (Silicon Valley)

Additional Tags: Domesticity, Sharing an apartment, Jared is a sweetheart as always, Oblivious Jared, Oblivious Richard, just two dumbasses in love, Sharing a Bed, Jealous Richard, Richard takes control of his life like a very unsure kid on a tricycle

[neotheater-kid]

Silicon Valley Dear Evan Hansen AU (everyone’s in high school, just go with it)

Richard is Evan (awkward dude who fricks up everything),

Jared (Dunn) is actually Alana, because he’s the only person on that show who I feel like would actually care in that way someone died.

Dinesh is probably Jared (Kleinman) because it fits personality wise, just trust me bro. It could be Gilfoyle or maybe even Bachman tho?

Monica is Zoe, not because I ship it but because she’s the closest personality wise.

Gilfoyle is maybe Connor??

[ariana-paris]

Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Silicon Valley (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bertram Gilfoyle/Monica Hall Characters: Bertram Gilfoyle, Monica Hall, Dinesh Chugtai, Richard Hendricks, Jared Dunn Additional Tags: Romantic Comedy, Episode: s05e08 Fifty-One Percent, Canon Typical Behavior, Casual Racism, Office Romance, Strong Language Summary:

Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…

After over two years, it’s finally finished! Many thanks to everyone who followed it throughout the pandemic!

[natjennie]

every friend group should have.. (insp)

[bubblysnake]

Fancast: Genderswapped Silicon Valley

[jununy]

ever since i watched silicon valley i have not known peace

[gayformycode]

We were ROBBED of an implied/explicit Gilfoyle/Tara/Monica threesome after erlich kept insisting that Monica should "try women".

[classicwhatthefuckplotline]

Amanda Crew, Zach Woods & Martin Starr | SAG-AFTRA Foundation Conversations With “Silicon Valley” (x)

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Silicon Valley

Sample Size: 1,137 stories

Source: AO3

[keanurise]

how am i only now realising there r ppl who actually ship monica & gilfoyle like i always saw them as like. mlm wlw solidarity. bffs if u will. remus & lily vibes (atyd edition). anyway.

[mkmetz]

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