Tumgik
#moonknight hc
ninebluehearts · 2 years
Text
Mr and Mrs. Moon Knight
Requested by: @lovingblueheart23 ☺💕
("Telling someone we're with our husband near the boys to see their reaction 😆 Like calling them husband")
-------------------------------------------------------
Marc: You're walking around downtown with Marc, just enjoying the warm weather and doing some shopping for your new apartment. As you're checking out at one of the stores, you notice how the cashier is flirting with Marc. Right in front of you.
So, you reach over and grab one of the t-shirts Marc was was buying and held it up. "Excuse me, I forgot, but my husband wanted to know if this came in a different color? Preferably red." You ground out, trying to sound as nice as possible.
Marc reached over and grabbed your hand, gently squeezing it. "Babe, I told you, that color is fine." He said with a grin, shaking his head as he looked back at the cashier. "Sorry, my wife can be a bit forgetful sometimes."
Steven: It had been a lazy day at the flat. You and Steven had spent the day curled up on the couch, watching reruns of old movies/shows, like Dracula or The Addams Family show. Neither one of you wanted to get up to cook, so you both agreed on ordering pizza.
"Babe, what kind of toppings do you want?" You asked Steven, holding the phone away from you.
"Whatever you want is fine, love. Just make sure you get breadsticks."
So you nodded and told the guy you wanted to do a pepperoni and black olive pizza. And when he asked if you wanted anything else, you just grinned and said. "Oh yeah, my husband would some bread sticks, please." And when you looked over, Steven was just staring at you, obviously not knowing what to do with himself.
After you hung up, he reached over and gently took your hand, rubbing the back with his thumb. "Love? I-I think you may have made a mistake. You told him that I was your husband." He seemed even more confused when you started laughing.
"Oh, my bad. I guess we're gonna have to get married now." You said with a wink, leaning over to kiss his blushing cheeks.
Jake: You were sitting at a bar waiting for the drinks you ordered for yourself and Jake, when you felt an unfamiliar hand on your shoulder. You turned around to find a tall, kinda handsome man standing right behind you.
"Hey, baby. The name's Chad. And yours?" He asked, flicking his dark brown hair to the side.
"Um-" but before you could respond, you felt a familiar hand on your lower back, pulling you closer.
"Can I help you?" Jake asked the man, a slight growl in his tone.
Chad crossed his arms, letting out a small scoff. "Who's this?" He asked, all kinds of audacity in his voice.
"Well Chad, this is my husband Jake." The hand on your lower back tensed for a moment, then moved over to your hip, gently gripping it.
"Sí, so you better leave mi esposa alone, amigo." Jake said as he leaned down and kissed your head, pulling you towards the door with a giant grin on his face. "Don't worry mi amor, your esposo will take you somewhere else for drinks."
1K notes · View notes
Text
Celebrating Valentines with the moon boys
A.N: HELLO PEEPS I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED what better way to celebrate my return than by a small hc about my baby moonboys and how theyd reach to celebrating valentines?!
enjoy this as i write it at 2 am, well past valentine but who cares eheheehhe
(English isnt my first language. Please pardon any grammatical/spelling mistakes. Gifs not mine)
[ pls ignore all spelling mistakes and capitalization issues i'll fix it later i promise 😭😭😭 ]
Steven
while he may very well be the definition of a nervous wreck, he'd definitely be the type of person to remember your favourite flowers and chocolates and buy the largest possible set of both. top it off with a personal letter in which he confesses just how good you make him feel. steven would be the person to make you feel loved for yourself, never having to put on a facade for him, because he loves you more than you could ever love yourself. he's shocked when you cry at the words and you guys end up cuddling the rest of the night, with one arm around you and the other gently stroking your hair, whispering 'i love you' until you fall asleep.
once he's sure youre asleep, he'd snuggle into you, holing you tightly and recount every moment he's been grateful to have you for
Tumblr media
Marc
as we all know marc is a true baby at heart. he'd be the kind of person to not make valentines a big deal but the moment he sees you pouting he'd turn the world upside down. not even khonshu would be able to calm him down. once you tell him that in fact you do want him to pamper you on valentines, hed go to pull all the stops. make it the best valentines youve ever had.. first up is a lovely breakfast in bed, with pancakes and strawberries and chocolate syrup overloaded. then he'd take you out for a picnic in the flower fields where you make a bouquet for him and he almost starts crying at the gesture (because why in the world would someone with a right mind ever do something so sweet for a mercenary?). the next stop was a romantic movie date that was being re-played in the theaters, followed by stargazing at night.
you were full of love and adoration for your man and the efforts he took to keep a smile on your face.
"all the stars in the sky couldnt compare to the love i hold for you, marc"
hed start crying, because he's new to being loved. its a foreign feeling but one he cherishes the most. he'd thank all the gods above for bringing you into his life
Tumblr media
Jake
we all know he's a little shit. the more you'd hint him to treat you on valentines, the more dumb he'd act. ("valentines??? whats that???") to a point where youd start pouting and sticking your tongue out at him. cut to valentines and you thought he'd surprise you and all of the acting dumb was just to irk you. but when he actually has nothing planned it pisses you off. youd be sulky and bratty and purposefully get on his nerves too (*cough* no bra in the house *cough*)
turns out there was a surprise for you. one of the most hottest and filthiest nights you couldve ever imagined. rest assured there was no way youd be able to go out in public because a) your legs wouldnt move and b) with the amount of hickeys you had someone would thing youre being abused 😭😭
Tumblr media
48 notes · View notes
whatthefishh · 1 year
Text
Merry, Happy
AN: self indulgent fic of the week #2. This is part one of three little blurbs of what I think a friendship with the moon boys would look like during Ramadan (and if reader has an inevitable, obvious, unmistakable crush on them). In no way am I trying to misrepresent the boys from their original presentation of Jewish, and if I have in any way please let me know. This is mainly just focused on reader’s time during this month, not to take away from anything the boys do on their own.
Tagging some people who might be interested but this is a no pressure tag ❤️ @looneytooz @marc-spectors-wife @copingchaos @romanarose @xbellaxcarolinax @in-between-the-cafes @melodygatesauthor @360iris @annautumnsoul @minigirl87 @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @kittyofalltrades @outlawsredemption
No warnings, just a very short fluff HC
Part I - Steven Grant x Muslim!reader ❤️
Steven and you have a little routine at work: you make meaningful eye contact across the gift shop floor, one of you raises your eyebrow and the other nods, signalling it was time to take your coffee break together
This usually consisted of him drinking one of his niche tea flavours that you’ve never heard of and you making your coffee with the machine in the break room
Then Ramadan came. Steven, of course, wished you, knowing about your religious views after having been work friends for so long
Not to mention the little crush he's been harbouring on you. And no, Steven doesn’t know you like him like that either because he thinks every time he catches you watching him it’s because he’s doing something wrong and you’re probably laughing at him
You came in to work that day with a sticky note on your locker with little drawings of the moon on it, and a hastily written note saying “Happy Ramadan” in his messy handwriting, and he made sure to tell you, too, when he saw you
His demeanour never failed to make you comfortable and happy around him. His soft nature easily coaxing smiles from you but this felt sweeter than any of those other times, your face heating up as you calmed your racing heart.
Nobody had ever gone out of their way to make you feel so seen in a workplace about your faith, and you were used to it. It was something you had come to accept a long time ago, but seeing your friend (whom you already had a hard time not fawning over) put in effort to make you feel celebrated made your heart melt. You had to hold back tears as you thanked him with a watery smile.
Steven unusually was missing during your coffee break that day, and the next, which was slightly disheartening after his sweet gestures but you told yourself he wasn’t your boyfriend and he didn’t have to report to you.
At first you assumed he just missed it because of Donna, or maybe he wasn’t in the next day, or maybe he got caught up overexplaining something to some curious kid who shoved garbage in the displays. Honestly, it could’ve very well been a lot of things. Regardless, you gave him the benefit of the doubt.
On the fourth day he missed your joined breaks, you hunted him down and found him sitting outside on the steps, drinking a tea he’d purchased from the cafe (not his preferred brand or flavour) and munching on a scone that, from the look on his face, wasn’t very good
“Steven? What… what are you doing out here?”
He almost choked on said scone
“Um, hi- uh. Thought I shouldn’t eat in front of you, since y’know… since you can’t eat ‘n all.”
The fact that Steven didn’t want to make you uncomfortable by eating in front of you so he sat outside in the chill March air, all by himself, made you melt. If possible, your crush on this adorable, dishevelled man grew even larger.
You then proceeded to yell at him (affectionately) to come inside before he caught a cold as he looked up at you sheepishly, muttering “alright, alright” while he dusted off his bum from where he was sitting
You vowed to bring him a box full of treats for Eid, and maybe a little extra gift depending on what you could find in East London for him
99 notes · View notes
slimearchon · 2 years
Text
You nestled snugly against your lover, oblivious to the world and floating in dreamland. You stirred a bit when you heard some thing coming from the window.
“Mn?” You hummed, still unconscious but slightly aware on a subliminal level.
Marc’s eyes shoot open, his arm tightening around you, like a lion intent on prey, he raised his head from his pillow and looked at the window.
Some lowlife was trying to break in with a crow bar. Marc had to hand it to the guy, he was breaking in from the window at attic level height.
Guy had guts but he picked the wrong place to rob.
Marc didn’t even have to crawl out of bed, his shining white eyes was enough for the burglar to yelp and fell backwards
That startled you awake, jolting in his tight embrace. “Mm? What’s that?”
“Nothing, moonshine. Go back to bed.” He reassured dropping a kiss onto your head. You sleepily hummed and fell back into his embrace.
(Don’t come at me for grammar mistakes .I wrote this at night. I’ll correct anything tomorrow. 🤍)
445 notes · View notes
Text
MOONKNIGHT HC - GOODBYE KISSES
——————————-
| GenderNeutral!Reader x Marc x Steven x Jake || Fluffy - no warnings besides mention of kissing
Tumblr media
Marc Spector is a big softie when it comes to kissing. He always makes sure that he leaves some sort of mark before heading out the door. His go-to is a temple kiss. Temple kisses are easy to access. Whether you’re standing or sitting he can wrap an arm around your shoulders and press a dramatic smooch on the side of your head, even when he’s in a rush. Its cute and shows that he cares and wants to show affection to the person he loves, even if he’s running out on an early mission. He usually accompanies the gentle action with a very loud and dramatic smooching sound effect, which he knows make you laugh every single time!
Steven Grant has a very different approach to his goodbye affections. Even when he’s in a rush (which is basically always) he still takes the time to bend down and press a gentle kiss against the tip of your nose. The way your nose scrunches up gently causes a warmth to bloom in his chest and a happiness to sweep over his body. It doesn’t matter if you’re standing, sitting down, or sleeping, he takes the time to gently press his lips to your nose. Or when Steven is feeling extra touch starved or lovey, he gently brushes his nose against yours, smiling the whole time. Sometimes he’ll intentionally hold your face and gently squish your cheeks when doing this just to see you laugh.
Jake Lockley is altogether a more confident man than his counterparts. He always goes straight for a real kiss. Always hard, forceful, but full of love. He has no problem grabbing you by the waist and dipping you backward at 5 in the morning just because he wants to make out a little before he’s needed elsewhere. Some kisses are more gentle but no matter what they are full of love and longing. He can’t wait to do it again and again once he’s home, and he makes that very clear. He loves you very much and is always excited to just be able to have you in his own way.
637 notes · View notes
heartsfromjeanee · 2 years
Text
Baking with the Moonboys HC
Steven
- Sooo, although I don’t believe that he would be an amazing cook, I think Steven can actually do pretty well with Baking
- He definitely prefers the decorating part of the process more
- so so so creative
- for example, one night you come over to his flat and are greeted with the sight of him in the kitchen with an apron on while theres just ingredients scattered everywhere
- ( the most wholesome sight you’d ever seen)
- once he looks up from his creation and notices your presence he ushers you over to show you what he had made
- it was vanilla cupcakes with white frosting and a gold fondant moon placed on top of it (not to forget that it was made with all vegan friendly ingredients)
- and they were DELICIOUS
- I also think that he would totally be into watch baking shows such as The Great British Bake Off (he’s hardcore judging each of the contestants while watching)
- “What a twat! She forgot to turn the oven on! There’s 10 minutes left and her cookies aren’t even baked!”
Marc
- Can not bake for shit
- Doesn’t even try
- You literally have to beg him to even attempt to bake with you
- and you sorta regret asking him to help because he ends up just being a huge distraction
- will not let you get a single thing done
- he’ll always sneak up behind you and wrap his hands around your waist and bury his head into the crook of your neck
- “Marc please just give me five minutes-“
- “mmmm that’s too long, honey”
- he also likes to play a little game called “how many time can I make (Y/N) cum before the timer goes off?”
- high score as of the moment is 6 in 34 minutes but he’s still determined to beat it
Jake
- is probably in the middle between Steven and Marc
- He’s not completely awful, but also could definitely be better
- Instructions? He’s never heard of them
- puts in how much of the ingredients ‘that his heart tells him to’
- so honestly it’s a hit or miss
- “Jake why is half the bag of sugar gone…”
- “I made the brownies extra sweet for you, mi amor”
- spoiler alert: the brownies were inedible
- though he does try to make it up to you with an incredible homemade meal the night after (bc this man is actually incredible at cooking)
310 notes · View notes
selfshipgang · 2 years
Text
If anyone was wondering Marc and Steven smell like Sauvage by Dior by the way
18 notes · View notes
moonknixght · 1 month
Text
Fooling Steven Grant HCs [afab reader]
CRAZY CONCEPT but just hear me out wc: 760
Tumblr media Tumblr media
⋆ The whole thing started the night Steven came over after an extra shift-- to see you peeling off a transparent mask that stuck to your skin. Naturally, It didn't look like a face mask, but instead more like an actual layer of skin.
⋆ Obviously Steven isn't dumb enough to think that it's actually your skin…
"Does this brand of mask hurt when you're removing it?"
Unless….
⋆ ..Unless you've seen countless trends of people playfully gaslighting their boyfriends about 'shedding' after periods. And obviously, this was too good of an opportunity to give up.
⋆ "What mask?"
"Th-? The one you're taking off right now, love."
"Steven… that's not a mask.."
"Wh-"
"It's skin! I'm doing my monthly shedding."
⋆ Oh the confusion in his face was palpable. At first it was like, 'You're joking, right?' kind of bewilderment, denoted by the dopey smile on his face while his brows knitted in confusion.
⋆ but that declined into actual confusion and surprise when he noticed your expressions didn't have any sign of goofing off. Only you were aware of the struggle of holding it together.
⋆ "Girls don't.. shed.. do they?"
"They do, Steven."
⋆ You could almost feel bad for him. But your reassurance kinda made him back off for a bit and retreat back into the bedroom. You were disappointed that he didn't have a crazy reaction.
⋆ But boy were you in for a treat when you came back to the bedroom. Of course, Steven, was obsessively scrolling through his phone, eyes concentrated on the headlines but as soon as he noticed you step in..
⋆ "Doesn't say anythin’ about shedding, does it? No."
He sooo proudly showed off the phone screen to you, but you already saw this coming. You knew Steven like the back of your hand, of course he was going to try sass you.
⋆ "Yeah.. that's because it's a secret. We don't really say it to all men. Because of like.. the salem witch trials. Imagine if everyone found out that women can shed skin like a snake."
⋆ He was going to call it ridiculous, but you somehow made sense, in a very, very odd way. But That didn't mean he was completely going to trust you on this yet, even if he loved you to the end of the world.
⋆ "But what about the men that know? Like.. me."
⋆ "Think about it Steven, I wouldn't be making this so obvious if I didn't trust you enough to hold this huge secret." (that was the first truth in a bed of lies, you did trust Steven with alot of things)
⋆ The best part was that you can see his brain short-circuiting. Steven is one of the most smartest people you know, so seeing such moments is very very special
⋆ Now the thing is, practically, he has small social circle, Which means the people he can ask this to is also minute. Obviously he cant ask this to Donna!
⋆ He's tried Marc but Marc is kinda gullible, the moment he broke this to him, Marc believed it because it wouldn't make sense why you'd lie?
⋆ Surely Jake can help! He's been involved with many women before, right? That's what he claimed. Anyways, Jake admits that it's true. Because god forbid Jake loses a chance to fuck with Steven
⋆ Layla came around the other day, and his mistake was asking her right infront of you. All you had to do was to show Layla the 'look' behind Steven's back, and she caught on easily
⋆ "You told him?" Layla said, just as Steven noticed that she was looking at you
⋆ but that was the nail in the coffin; Steven actually believed that women shed their skin
⋆ It was a quiet month after that incident, that even you forgot about it; until you got your period again and by the end of the week, he actually showed up with moisturizers and sweets because "It looked like it hurt to peel a layer of yourself off" :(
⋆ Steven, your sweet summer child, had bought you care products because he actually believed what you said
⋆ Obviously after that, you let him in on the actual secret that it was just a transparent mask sheet and his immediate reaction was rejoicing that he was right
"I wasn't going crazy then!! Women don't shed!!"
⋆ The absurdity of that sentence was just amazing, that you couldn't help but laugh and subsequently, it makes him laugh too
⋆ Ending the night (and this horrendous lie) by sharing the chocolate Steven bought and talking about it together is most definitely a welcome conclusion <33
Tumblr media
315 notes · View notes
soulsforsales · 7 months
Text
Imagine Marc pillow fighting with the reader on their bed and he gets a bit too carried away (because Marc never really got the chance to do stupid things like this in his childhood and has no idea how fun it can be) and hits the reader a bit too hard which makes them tip over the bed and fall on the ground with a loud thump. It scares the hell out of Marc and the horrible thoughts and fear of hurting the one he loves come rushing back to him and he's just like, 'I'm sorry, babe, I am so sorry. I didn't think of your strength as mine. Are you hurt? Babe?' But the reader ends up laughing until their stomach hurts and tells Marc it was fun. And Marc? He has never felt better.
194 notes · View notes
fanatic-writers · 6 months
Text
Moonboys when their partner is on their period
Just some very self indulgent and very short Moonboys hcs
Moonboys Headcannons
Tumblr media
Steven Grant
✨ Is the sweetest, picks up on it instantly
✨ He isn’t going to ask if that’s the reason you’ve been having mood swings because he knows better but he comes home with a box of chocolate as if on cue whenever your period starts
✨ Cuddling on the couch while watching documentaries
✨ Always checking to make sure you're comfortable
✨ So attentive it's almost annoying
Tumblr media
Marc Spector
🌙 Keeps his distance, not because he doesn’t want to help but because he’s not sure how
🌙 He knows periods affect everyone a bit differently and he doesn’t want to make assumptions about what you need based on his experience with Layla
🌙 Back rub king
🌙 Seriously, any mention of cramping and he’s rubbing your back or wherever you need till you’re practically melting
🌙 Ask for something and it's there. hocolates? Comfort food? Some random stuffed animal cause it's so cute you could cry? He doesn’t care if he has to go to another country he’ll get it for you
🌙 Once used his suit and powers to get you real Belgian chocolate because you were craving it
Tumblr media
Jake Lockley
🧤 Goes full mom mode as if you were dying of an illness
🧤 Literally takes care of you like a baby, if you even try to get off the couch or out of bed he’s asking where you’re going
🧤 Only one of the three that actually knows how to cook a decent meal so you bet your ass he’s making dinner for you all week
🧤 Tries to convince you to stay home from work and just lay in bed with him
🧤 Always has a heated water bottle or something similar at the ready
🧤 Bought you a weighted blanket, but you’re still not sure if it's for comfort or another way to keep you from getting out of bed.
26 notes · View notes
jokeringcutio · 1 year
Note
Hey! 👋
OK, how about Harrow pet names?
Cause obviously he would just be the sweetest, but what names would he prefer?
A lot of fics use goddess (which i adore), but I think we can pad out that list a little 🤭
Nomination: moonbeam 🌙
Any suggestions?
✌️✨️
Oh this <3 Bless you. Somehow, I imagine him as being a man to use pet names like 'dove', 'sweetheart' and the classical 'darling'. I know I have been using 'goddess' too, but when I think about it, it would imply that he elevates his love interest onto the same pedestal as his actual Goddess, Ammit. Which could be a dangerous thing for him to do. The scales would tip slightly one way or another if he did that, and he'd be less fit for the job Ammit has given him. She chose him, after all, because the scales indicated that he was perfect for the cause: He would be utterly devoted to her, with her always in first place. Calling a potential significant other 'his goddess' could then only work if the goddess herself would approve the match - for one reason or another. But in all cases it raises the question: would he abandonen Ammit for his love? The risk is there, just by using the pet name and the implication that comes with it. Is it worth the risk?
Tumblr media
Therefore, I think it would be more logical for him to use nicknames such as 'my sun', or 'light of my life', 'my little sunbeam', 'my delicate flower'. Perhaps throw in some references to crocodiles, the sun (Ra was a thing back in the day) and the nile... Think of things that would have been revered in ancient Egypt. If his lover is fiesty he'd be going for cat references, talking about their claws, their tongue, their paws. He'd stress the ownership of their heart; showing a possessive trait that has been lurking underneath the surface of his kindess for a while: If it's a fem, he'd be 'my girl' or a male it'd be 'my boy'. He'd stress that this person was his with every given opportunity. And I love your moonbeam ღ I will absolutely canon that.
15 notes · View notes
fruity-mercenary · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Jake on a Princess Bike and Paw Patrol Helmet is my favorite crack HeadCanon, 10/10 would ride this cab service
41 notes · View notes
slimearchon · 2 years
Text
You looking at your phone grinning and sighing at your phone. Your latest celebrity crush displayed on the screen. “They have me in a chokehold.” You sighed dreamily. 
Jake comes crashing in, “Who has you in a chokehold?” Gun and knife out and murder in his eyes. 
You staring wide eyed at your boyfriend. 
403 notes · View notes
oddballwriter · 9 months
Note
Hi!! So sorry to bother but I’m been fixated on Moon Knight for awhile and I haven’t seen any fics on Tumblr about the moon boys with a plus size!reader. When you had a sec, I’d appreciate maybe hcs about how they’d be with a chubby!reader!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦
Warnings: There's some mentions of reader being made fun of for their body and weight. Marc needs therapy but he refuses joke. Calling out Jake for being horny and that he would want reader to sit on his face but there's no actual smut or anything like that.
Author’s Snip: As a chubby/plus size person. I adore this request thank you so much, anon
I’ll shut up now. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to request.
꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒦꒷꒦꒷꒷꒦
Steven Grant
Steven has hearts in his eyes
He thinks you're so lovely with how soft you are
Literally doesn't mind one bit
Calls you his favorite stress toy because he likes to cuddle and squeeze you when he feels upset or stressed out, so it's endearing
He likes to lay his head on your thighs and stomach because its the softest parts of you
He will fall asleep and take a nap there and it will be the best sleep he's ever had
Him, Marc, and Jake could spend the whole night doing MoonKnight work and all he would need is an hour long nap and he's completely rejuvenated till he's able to come back home and actually get some sleep. It's crazy
Steven of course hates confrontation but would tell someone to leave you alone as soon as they start making comments about you
He hugs you from behind a lot and just stays there for a minute
Something about holding you and feeling how warm and soft you are just fixes everything that's making him upset
It's like a child with a teddy bear or blanket. He just holds you and everything's okay
Marc Spector
"I don't need therapy, I have chubby s/o"
So the whole holding you for a while and everything is okay effect also works on Marc
He could be having an episode where he's closed off and not doing well with communicating his feelings and then you just come in and give him a hug and it helps him come off of it a little
Marc has this habit of grabbing some of your chub or the parts of you that are squishy like you waist or cheeks, sometimes the butt if he's feeling more flirty
He actually doesn't know why he does it either
It's not to be mean. There's just something about holding it that scratches something in his brain just right
Your softness gives him a good amount of free serotonin and dopamine, that is why he uses cuddling and holding you as therapy
If anyone says shit then he's telling them to shut the fuck up with no hesitation
Marc refuses to believe that he falls asleep easily when you hold him. But with the softness of your body, the warmth, and you calmly breathing... he sleeps like a fucking baby
Literally nothing will wake him up, manz is gone
Jake Lockley
Jake Lockley is a man who firmly believes that chubby lovers are where it's at
To him, you being heavy means that you eat good
He is canonically a horny bastard so I think he'd like the extra chub because he also believes in more cushion for the pushin'
He likes to pick you up. It makes his ego bigger to show off how strong he is
Will literally bully someone for making fun of your body and weight
Jake calls guys who don't like chubby women/people "boys" because to him real men like them soft and heavy. If you can't pick them up then start lifting so you can and stop crying about it
When you two cuddle he's the big spoon every time. He likes holding you like that because it feels like he's holding a living pillow with how soft you are
Makes you sit on his lap, all the time, no buts
No you are not crushing him, he has thighs of steel and he's a literal vigilante hero who works with a god of the moon. Sit on his lap. It's fine
His hand is constantly, chronically, on your thigh. And he squeezes it a lot too
He is an ass man, yes, but all parts are good to him
And also, respectively... sit on his face please
If he suffocates that's fine. That's the way the gods intended him to go
Lives by the thickness and would die by the thickness
207 notes · View notes
heartsfromjeanee · 2 years
Text
How the Moonboys Act at the Beach HC
A/N: I took a day trip to the beach today and couldn’t help but write some hc’s while I was there!
Steven
- let me begin by saying this man has everything prepared before you guys leave
- he triple checks the bags as he definitely over worries that something will be left behind
- and once you get to the beach you realize how much extra stuff he bought just to make sure you have a good time
- anything you could possibly think of bringing to the beach he’s got
- extra towels, umbrellas, a speaker, loads of snacks, and even a bucket to collect seashells in
- when it come to actually going in the water, i think he prefers the water to be more calm, so if it’s rough, he’ll probably prefer to staying near the shore, just letting the water graze his feet (but if you beg him enough, he’ll cave in and go further into the water)
- he also puts the bucket to good use when he goes to collect seashells
- when he comes to show you every seashell he found your very impressed because he’s incredible at finishing the most unique seashells you’ve ever seen
Marc
- Marc LOVES the beach
- he’s probably the one who asks you to go with him to begin with
- whether the water is rough or calm, once he gets there he’s jumping inside
- he’s always beckoning you to join him
- and if u don’t come right away you bet he’ll race his ass over to you, pick you up bridal style, and toss you into the water with him
- He’s a absolute maniac
- he’ll be like “(y/n)! Look look at me! Watch this!” while he does a lil front flip into the water
- he comes up to the surface all proud of himself too
- it’s honestly really cute
- he would 1000% spend all day in the water
- you have to literally drag him out of it
- though afterward he takes the both of you to go get ice cream :)
Jake
- honestly I think Jake likes the beach the least out of the three of them
- I believe that he’s not a great swimmer/ just doesn’t know how to swim
- so he’s very hesitant when you first asked him if he would go with you
- but of course he can’t say no to you, so for you, he goes
- The only thing he’ll bring with him is a beach chair, speaker, and a cooler full of snacks and beer
- The closest the water get to him is if it reaches out far enough to touch his toes
- He loves watching you jump in the water though
- also refuses to put sunscreen on
- Claims that “his skin is tough” and that “it can handle the sun”
- then proceeds to complain all the way on the ride home on how burnt his arms and shoulder are
- stops complaining when you offer to give him a massage with aloevera when you get home
261 notes · View notes
Text
MOONKNIGHT MASTERLIST.
<- back to navi
last updated: apr 03, 2024
Tumblr media
KEY:
☾ -> fluff/ comfort
★ -> smut
✧ -> angst
blank -> miscellaneous
Tumblr media
cockwarming w/ moonboys ★
jealous & mad sex w/ moonboys ★
fwb — making moonboys jealous ✧
Tumblr media
— MARC SPECTOR:
refuge ✧? & ★
brainrot ★ coming soon
Tumblr media
— JAKE LOCKLEY:
stay a while ☾
thotty hc ★
Tumblr media
— STEVEN GRANT:
late night reading ☾
day at the museum ☾
overhearing ☾
accidental rise ✧?
battle scars ✧?
I have a girlfriend ☾
didn’t realise ☾
touch ☾
sweet ★
hc’s/ imagines ☾
time apart ☾
interrupted break -> suggestive
after practice ☾
Tumblr media
© little-miss-dilf-lover // all work is my own. please do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.
133 notes · View notes