𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔
🌑My submission for the Long Winter's Night event by @cultofdionysusnet
🌑Pairing: Shadow Demon! Choi Soobin x Human! Reader (f)
🌑Genre: smut, somewhat pwp, fluff
🌑Au: Supernatural au, demon au, shadow realm au
🌑Trope: strangers to lovers
🌑Rating: 18+, MDNI
🌑Warnings: tentacle sex, sex pollen, sub! Soobin, dom! Reader, 69 position, oral (m&f), deep throating, colored cum (it's my thing okay), oral fixation, spit kink, marking, nipple play, breast play, penetrative sex with no barrier, fingering (f), hand kink (because soobin has massive hands), aphrodisiacal cum, creampie, aftercare, sex in water, pull out method
🌑Word count: 4,277
🌑Beta’s: @downtoamagicalland & @mejuii
🌑Summary: During the day in which night is the longest, and therefore the shadows, you unknowingly walk into the shadow realm, but luckily, a demon takes you under his… shadow tails
🌑divider by @cafekitsune
“Goddamn last minute customers,” You grumbled to yourself as you reached for your keys in your purse.
It was late at night, with the full moon high in the sky. One would think it would illuminate the world a little bit more but to you it just made it so the shadows were longer.
You had just finished your shift at work and had locked up but not before getting extremely pissed off by someone who had claimed ‘they just wanted to look’ and kept you way past closing time. Still grumbling, you fumbled to unlock your car when you froze in fear. Were the shadows moving?
A street light went off farthest from you. You would have shrugged it off as a normal occurrence until the next one besides it and the one after that blinked dead. Fear gripped you firmly but you didn’t drop your keys until what you could only describe as a mixture of a bull and a dog slowly moved out of the shadows. Smokey darkness clung to it but its eyes were a bright blue that penetrated the darkness.
Then it broke out in a flat out run towards you.
You turned as quickly as you could, dropping your purse and booted it out of the parking lot and down the road. No one was out at this hour and even if you screamed for help, no one was coming. You could hear the scratching of the creature's nails on the pavement as it took the corner onto the road and you knew you had no chance of outrunning it. Your eyes found an alleyway that surely the creature couldn't follow you into, and you squeezed into it.
You closed your eyes tightly, struggling with keeping your breathing at a slower pace. You didn’t want to give away your location, and you hoped that the creature would simply run by you and you would be safe.
You waited and waited but you didn’t hear any growling to indicate the creature had found you. You didn’t hear any jaws snapping or cracking of the brick as it attempted to make a hole for itself to get to you. So you opened your eyes but you were not met with the brick wall that had been before you only moments before.
Your lips parted in wonder at what your eyes took in. The entire realm before you was painted in dusky colors of purples and blues. Toadstools as tall as trees stretched up into a sky with beautiful celestial features. A golden bat screeched over your head, wings flapping enthusiastically. A silver hedgehog and its family snuffled around, looking for food. You were definitely not in your world anymore.
“What’s a human doing in the shadow realms?” A sultry voice said from seemingly nowhere.
“The…shadow realms?” You weren’t sure you heard right.
The voice sighed. “I forgot it was the longest night.”
You looked around but you couldn't see anything other than beautiful blue moths fluttering in the air. “Listen, if you could just help me get back?”
Shadows pooled down a mushroom stalk, making a line down the pale flesh, but still whoever was talking to you did not reveal themselves. “How did you get here?”
“There was a creature hunting me. I fit myself into an alley and closed my eyes and now I’m here.” You shrugged. “You tell me.”
“I don’t… you didn’t come through a portal? No one tricked you to follow them in? You sure you didn’t hear any giggling?” The voice sounded hesitant now.
You stepped forward, swinging your head around, trying to locate the owner of the sultry voice. If you were to hazard a guess, it seemed to be a male voice but you were in a world that wasn’t exactly familiar right now. “No giggling.”
“I guess I should escourt you back to my hut. You’ll be safe there until I can help you find your way back. You don’t want to be out here. There’s much worse things out there than that creature, let me tell you.”
The line of shadow continued its trail down the mushroom’s stalk, skirted over rock and around flowers, and made an odd pool before your feet. Slowly, a figure emerged upwards. First a head, then shoulders, a narrow waist and legs. The figure stayed draped in shadows. It cocked its head at you.
“Who are you?” You gulped but dared to ask.
“A better question would be what am I but I guess I can answer your first question.” The shadows pulled back to reveal luscious lips and big brown eyes.
You bit down on your lip to suppress a gasp. It was a he and he was handsome. The shadows only pulled back to form clothing that seemed silky and soft but you wouldn’t know unless you touched them, you supposed. “My name is Soobin.”
“I--”
Soobin held up a hand. “Don’t tell me your name. The less I know about you the better. I’ll refer to you as Sunshine.” He pursed his lip to one side. “All you need to know is I am a shadow demon. This entire world is dangerous to a human. You come from a world that needs sunshine and this world thrives on shadows and moonlight. Everything here is built to lure you to your demise. Even myself.”
You watched in slight awe and fear as several tail-like appendages fanned out from behind Soobin. He almost appeared as a fabled nine-tails. He was glorious and beautiful. But he had just finished saying he was a shadow demon. Surely you shouldn’t be thinking about him like that…
You laughed nervously. “But you’re going to take me to your hut? For safekeeping?”
The skin around Soobin’s eyes crinkled and he laughed. “Yes.”
“Even though you just warned me that you are built to lure me to my demise?”
Soobin pressed his lips together in determination. “Yes. I may be built to do that but I choose not to.” His dark eyes wandered around. “But not all demons will approve of my choice. We have to get moving.”
You followed your savior but you couldn't help but gawk at the world around you. A purple bear flashed it's golden claws as it dug into a blue beehive. A silver owl swooped overhead, catching mice also out for the (day?) night. You came across beautiful blue flowers that smelled divine. You picked one and inhaled deeply. It was such a beautiful place, if not for Soobin’s warning, you almost didn’t want to leave.
Your body began to tingle. Your hand smoothed over the rough bark of the silver tree beside you. You gasped at how pleasurable it felt. Your lower half tightened and your nipples pebbled. You felt like you were just thoroughly made out with, you were so turned on. Where did this come from?
Soobin turned around from walking in front of you. His lips were so plush. What would they look like wrapped around your fingers? Do Shadow Demons have oral fixations? Would he let you sit on his face? You shook your head. The hell was wrong with you right now?
“Are you okay?” Soobin was standing right in front of you now, not a hair's breadth away.
You sucked in your breath. “No.”
Soobin frowned cutely. He manhandled you gently, turning you around, looking for scratches or leeches. You were a human, a creature of light. Everything in the shadow realm wanted to suck the sun from you. “How do you feel?”
“Like if you would let me pin you up against a tree and take you in my mouth,” You deadpanned.
Soobin broke eye contact with you and swallowed loudly. “Shit.”
You brushed your lips against Soobin’s lips while you spoke. “Would you? Would you let me?”
“You are infected with our flower’s pollen. You don’t know what you’re saying.” Soobin danced out of your reach easily. His shadow tails held your wrists loosely.
“I don’t know what kind of flowers you have here, but I smelled one earlier that smelled divine,” You purred. You couldn't stop eyefucking Soobin. You licked your lips. “You could pin me to the tree instead. Fuck my face. I’ll be good to you, Soobin.”
Soobin shook his head vehemently. “Sunshine, you have to resist.”
“Resist what, Soobin?” You wondered, tilting your head. “Is it because I’m human? I may not have a second pussy, which I'm sure your females have, but I could be so good to you. Just give me a chance?”
“There’s a way to turn the lust,” Soobin licked his lips gratuitously. “You could turn it to violence. There is a tree that bleeds red sap. I could give you an axe and you could--”
“Soobin,” You whined. “I want you. If I wanted to just get off I could hump that rock over there. I want you! I’ve been turned on and resisted before, this is different. When I think of you, the need only amplifies. I want YOU.”
Soobin looked at you through his fringe. “I won’t have you against your will. Are you sure it is not the lust clouding your mind? That you can think of nothing but sex? Was I revolting before you began to feel this way?”
You willingly raised your arms above your head and Soobin’s tails allowed you. You crossed your wrists, hoping you looked like you were an offering for him. “I give my body willingly to you.
Soobin continued to meet your eyes and then looked away. “I am not a dominant. I do not initiate coupling.”
Soobin’s face became rosy and you couldn't help but coo. His shadows let you go and you rushed to cup his face. You licked Soobin’s lower lip for access to his mouth. He parted his lips slightly and you captured his upper lip between yours in a sizzling kiss. You moaned into his mouth. “You taste like the night air and bitter berries.”
“You have permission to take all the pleasure you need from me,” Soobin offered you, sooty eyelashes kissing his cheekbones, in deference. “I hope you aren’t insatiable and can find some relief with my body.”
“Are you sure, Soobin?” You pressed your fevered forehead to his.
“Your need for me is alluring,” Soobin said, biting deeply on his lower lip. “I am eager to see what you would do to me given the chance.”
You were eager to taste everything about him. The thin, almost silky-like clothing he wore was discarded easily. You licked and sucked his jaw, neck and down his pecs. You played with his nipples when you realized he was sensitive and cried out when you did. His hands had gone around your body immediately, hands digging into the flesh of your ass deeply. He bucked his growing hard-on against your stomach.
“You need to be sucked into something, don’t you, sweet thing?” You cooed at the shadow demon.
Surely Soobin’s allure was his innocent eyes and his luscious lips. Who wouldn’t want to be lured into his embrace, to find what he was capable of? He nodded, dark eyes on yours, a curious gaze set to them.
You dropped to your knees and hands smoothed up his hip bones. You mouthed gently at his hard-on and Soobin moaned deeply. He was so velvety smooth yet hard against your lips. He smelled like the deep, sweet earth and you wanted to bury your nose into his skin. You held his cock with both your hands wrapped around them and sucked on the tip of his dick. Soobin let out a choked moan, head tipped back and Adam’s Apple bobbing freely. You used both your fists to jerk him off, sucking and licking the top of his head. Your tongue tingled and you felt your cunt gush with wetness.
You popped off Soobin reluctantly. You spat on the head of Soobin’s cock and frowned when it was colored a dusky lavender. Was that your spit or was that Soobin’s cum? “Did your precum just get me wet?”
Soobin smiled cutely, pushing the apples of his cheeks to prominent little bumps. “This realm is dangerous, I told you that. My bodily fluids are made to make mating with a human easy. How else are we to eat your light?”
You got rid of your own clothing quickly. You then snatched Soobin’s hand and tugged him to lay down on the soft moss under your knees. You straddled his body, your head pointed to his feet, your cunt hovering over his head. “You can eat me like this,” You purred.
You felt airy wisps along your body and felt it respond in kind. You turned your head to see two of Soobin’s tails were pulling your ass cheeks wide. You felt rather than saw Soobin’s tongue along your folds. The tip gathered your wetness along your folds, making you shudder and then he stuck his tongue inside your hole. Your pussy clenched around the wet appendage. Soobin thrusted it in and out of you before burying his face deeper into your cunt.
Not to be outdone by the shadow demon, you laid your tongue flat against the bottom of your lip and eased his cock into your mouth and down your throat. You gagged only slightly before being able to settle him deep down your throat. You set the pace with your deepthroating, and found pleasure in the joint effort of your reduced breathing Soobin’s tongue flirting with your clit.
Soobin was a mess under you. Your mix of spit and his cum was pooling along his pelvis in a cloudy lavender splash against his lovely skin. You could only imagine that your own cum and his spit had to be covering his chin and cheeks with how enthusiastically he was licking you.
It was a fight between needing to moan as Soobin pushed you towards an orgasm and needing his cock heavy on your tongue. You couldn't seem to get enough of him. Eventually his tongue on you proved to be too much. You began to slurp and lick up the mess around his cock, leaving love bites along the way. Your nails dug into his sensitive inner thighs, leaving crescent moon marks as your climax overtook your body. You felt pleasure lick at your nerves but you weren’t satisfied, not completely.
“Sunshine?” Soobin said your nickname tentatively.
“Soobin,” You whimpered with perhaps a little manipulation coating your tongue. “I ache. My pussy hurts. You’ll take care of me, right?”
You squealed when several of Soobin’s shadow tails moved under your legs and arms. They held your head aloft and lifted you off of him. Your body was in the air now, almost as if you were sitting on a chair.
His eyebrows tilted inwards as he appeared worried for you. “If I release inside of you, you’re only going to need me more. It’s never ending. Are you sure?”
You allowed your lower lip to quiver. “I want your pretty purple cum to paint my insides, Soobin. Won’t you do me the honor? Or do you need me to pull you inside of me, sweet boy, hmmm?”
Soobin whined in the back of his throat. “Tell me what to do that will be good for you.”
Soobin’s tails supported you as you gestured for Soobin to come stand between your legs. “Bring that pretty cock to me, sweet thing.”
You grabbed the base of Soobin’s cock and tugged it until his feet moved him forward. You played the head of his cock along your folds. You could appreciate just how long he was now, in the most intimate part of your body.
Soobin eased inside of you, eyes on your face the entire time. Even once he was flush in, with your moans tickling his eardrums, he still pursed his lips in a question. “You really want this?”
“You sure are a funny demon,” You laughed and groaned at the same time. “Soobin, you’re cute. You protected me. I would have jumped your bones regardless of the flowers making me want to have sex.”
Soobin broke out into a smile that showed his dimples and you almost swooned in his shadow tails. “Really?”
“Soobin,” You said his name in a sing-song voice, “You’re balls deep in me right now. Really.”
His body waved between your legs, a hand smoothing up your thigh in appreciation of your spread legs, just for him. “You’re squeezing me so tightly.” Soobin gasped as you clenched down at his sentence.
“You're so fucking loooooooong,” You moaned. “Fuck Soobin, are you--hnnnnnn!” Your words became incoherent as you felt him hit the end of you. This shadow demon really was made to breed.
“Is it too much?” Soobin checked in, eyes searching out yours as you opened your eyes.
“Oh no,” You laughed, “It’s just right.”
Soobin pressed his lips together and reached out to grasp both your breasts with his hands. His thumb rubbed against your nipples and you groaned. His hands were so big that they encompassed your breasts completely. Your hands glided over his hands and squeezed. “It’s so good, Soobin, please, give me more.”
“More?” Soobin wondered.
“Aren’t your tails meant to help too?” You prompted.
Soobin smiled again and your heart skipped a beat. His eyes twinkled in merriment. Was he truly just happy between your legs; with you? “What do you want them to do?”
Soon one of his tails was satisfying your oral fixation, entwining with your tongue, the light and airy material it was made out of making an entire new sensation in your mouth. His tails adjusted your stance, so that Soobin’s hands were on your ass instead, splaying across your lower back and ass. His tails squeezed around your breasts, undulating and massaging them.
Soobin licked his lips. “Is it good for you?”
You laughed under your breath. “Soobin, it’s so fucking good, I think I’m going to go crazy with how good it is.”
“Good, because--” Soobin let out a desperate whine, “I’m not sure how much I can hold out anymore. I need to cum soon.”
You smiled teasingly. “Do you need permission?”
Soobin nodded enthusiastically. “You're the dominant. I’m only allowed to come inside of you if you say I can.”
You put a hand around the back of Soobin’s neck and pulled him in close. “Come for me, sweet boy.”
Soobin closed his eyes and shuddered. He groaned loudly and his hips stuttered against you. You could feel him squirting inside of you and you felt your body react to it. You felt the need to come, you felt the desire to have Soobin inside of you for all of eternity. You wondered how many times a shadow demon could come and would your body be able to keep up.
“Sunshine, sunshine, come back to me,” Soobin whispered to you. His huge hands now cupped your face.
“Here Soobin, I’m here,” You panted.
“I don’t think I should have come inside of you,” Soobin said apologetically.
You looked down your body, covered in a light sheen of sweat and saw Soobin’s pretty lavender come pouring out of your used cunt. Your lower half throbbed at the sight of the creampie. You had been so deep into your lust that you hadn't even felt him pull out.
“Don’t apologize, you’re amazing,” you reassured him.
“I can make you come again, but I don’t think I should use my cock,” Soobin winced.
You whined at the idea that he would not be fucking you with his pretty cock again. “No, Soobin, I need it!”
Soobin shook his head. “Don’t use your beautiful eyes against me, sunshine.”
You squealed as Soobin’s tails turned you over, facing away from him. You had one tail wrapped around your middle, another brushing your hair from your face and two holding your arms behind your body.
You felt Soobin’s hand on your ass, rubbing circles on your ass cheek. “I can bring you with my fingers. That will satiate your body. I think the pollen will have run its course if I make you come.”
“But your cum?” You panted. You wanted his fingers inside of you. They were thick and long and--You whimpered at the image.
“Let’s say…” You could practically imagine the pained expression on Soobin’s face, “...I’ll finger fuck it out of you.”
“Oh god,” You moaned, “Please, whatever, just touch me, Soobin!”
Soobin wiggled and turned his middle finger inside of your pussy and you could feel his cum push out to make room for just one digit. You tried to push back on his finger but you had no leverage in this situation. “Another?” Soobin asked.
“Three!” You insisted.
“Someone’s greedy,” Soobin muttered.
Regardless, Soobin pushed three fingers into your used hole and you groaned in happiness. Soobin must have bent over at his waist because his head was besides yours, still fucking your cunt with his fingers. “I’ll carry you back to my hut, don’t worry, I won’t leave you here.”
“Such a--” You had meant to call him a gentleman but Soobin was no longer pushing his fingers into you with abandon. He crooked his fingers and he was brushing against the spongy part inside of you that would allow you to see stars. “Oh fuck Soobin, right there!” You whined.
“Right there, Sunshine? Does that feel good?” Soobin whispered against the shell of his ear. He kissed your temple and murmured words of encouragement.
You felt his shadows flick across your nipples, in an interesting mimic of two tongues flicking your nipples. “Your fingers are splitting me, it’s glorious,” You grunted.
“I’ve almost got all of my cum out,” Soobin told you, “You ready to come, sunshine?”
“So fucking ready, oh god,” You nodded.
Soobin ruthlessly thrusted into you, precisely stroking that part inside of you that made you come undone completely for him. You felt your body shudder and you screamed in pleasure. You screamed Soobin’s name, you cursed, you convulsed as you came so hard. You weren’t sure if that was from the pollen or from Soobin’s cum, but it had been the best orgasm of your life.
Soobin’s tails cradled you until they safely deposited you in his arms, snatching your clothes as he began to walk. At some point he had acquired his silk-like clothing and you snuggled into his chest. You could confirm they were indeed soft.
“I’m so glad you found me first,” You muttered tiredly.
“You’re lucky,” Soobin said to you as he strode in the direction of his hut. “If it had been Beomgyu that had found you, you’d be begging for hours to come.”
You giggled. Soobin almost sounded a bit territorial right now.
Soobin bathed you in a still, dark pool that his hut was built near. His hands on your body stirred some remnants of the lust still in you. You pulled him in with your arms around his neck again and he groaned into your mouth. He fucked you underneath the sparkling skies above, unable to deny you anything, it seemed.
“Sunshine,” He cried out, pulling out just in time and you watched as his cum clouded the water.
You couldn't help but pout. “Soobin, you’re too much of a gentleman.”
Soobin’s eyes mimicked crescent moons and he chuckled. “You do not have the energy for a frenzied sex session again, Sunshine.”
“Soobin?” You wondered as he brought you inside of his hut.
“Surely you don’t need more?” He said in disbelief.
“Maybe the appeal isn’t the pollen anymore,” You giggled, “Maybe it’s just you, Soobin. But that’s not what I was going to ask.”
Soobin gently laid you down on his bed, pulling soft warm material over your naked body. “What were you going to ask?” he said, bambi-eyes blinking down at you.
“What if I can’t get back?”
Soobin sighed heavily. “Then I suppose I’ll have to continue to protect you.”
You sat up and the material slid back down to your waist. Soobin’s eyes were quick to scan over your body although he should be already quite familiar with your naked form by now. His eyes were full of lust, regardless. “Will you do more than just protect me?”
Soobin sat on the bed, leaning with one arm. “I think you’re a bit of a masochist, you know?”
You giggled and Soobin quickly broke into laughter with you. “Yeah, I think so. But you know what? It’s not so bad to be driven mad with desire for you, Soobin.”
A light blush dusted Soobin’s cheeks. “You are a mystery to me. You are a human. You should be scared of how much you want to be with a demon.”
You cupped one side of Soobin’s face. “What if I don’t see you so much as a demon?”
Soobin’s eyes widened in surprise. “Then that would make you a very stupid human.”
You shrugged. “Then I guess you can call me dumb.”
Soobin shook his head. “Sleep. I will watch over you. Then we will search for a way to get you back to the sun.” He looked at you with a bit of disappointment. “You won’t last long here. You do need the sun, regardless of how much you like it here.”
You yawned. “Then you should come back with me.”
Your soft snores made Soobin smile bitter-sweetly. He had to bring you back to the human world. But surely he could enjoy a few hours of watching you sleep, right? It was the longest night, after all. He only wished it was longer.
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🌕 Part 1 🌑
(It’s here!)
♫At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness♫
A soft voice can be heard. Her voice was full of pain and heartache.
A human silhouette of a human falling from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.
♫And to find it, how often I've tried♫
A silhouette of a young princess is seen with two other silhouettes before her, one small one tall turning around as they disappear, another shadow towering over her, appearing again from earlier but it was the tall one with long horns, both pointing at something behind her.
♫But my life is a race, just a wild goose chase♫
Where the figures were pointing, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.
♫And my dreams have all been denied/Why have I always been a failure?♫
the shadow looms over the sad princess being disappointed in her as demonic arms and tentacles cover them.
♫What can the reason be?♫
♫I wonder if the world's to blame♫
As the Earth rotates many eyes begin to surround it.
♫I wonder if it could be me♫
Silhouettes of Angles are seen smiling deviously “X’ over their right eyes as they look down upon the souls they have exterminated. The one at the center of the bodies of demons their faces begins to flicker. appears the same devilish grin and “X” over her right eye.
As the world around them fade appears a new place with nothing but bloodshed all around, graffiti, and signs that say "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout
This place is HELL.
♫I'm always chasing rainbows Watching clouds drifting by♫
On top of all this, we see a hotel, where we see the Princess of Hell Charlotte Morningstar, or Charlie as she likes to be called. to walk towards the balcony doors with a saddened look.
♫My schemes are just like all my dreams
Ending in the sky♫
Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signal to the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.
♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫
The remaining demons who survived the extermination are seen checking the area to see if the coast is clear.
♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫
a tall and slender, light gray-skinned demon. She sports white ankle-length hair with bangs and black streaks, usually formed in large horns by black thin ribbons. white ballerina shoes open the blinds to the room, revealing the fireworks display. She is now alone and we see three more demons, one of them being the King of Hell himself hiding in the shadows sitting on a chair, present in the same room with her.
♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫
We next see a Porn Studios with flashing lights, owned by the V’s. Velvette a trendsetter takes a selfie with Vox who is annoyed, and then Valentino a moth demon who smiles quickly leaves his face when he sees that he got a text from one of his employees.
♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫ Charlie sings looking at her home.
Two girl demons are seen pulling out an angelic spear from a corpse and leaving as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. A woman is seen crossing out Franklin's name from the sign above their business with black paint, With a smile.
♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫
A demon is seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to walk freely about in the open as if nothing happened.
Charlie is in tears as her song comes to an end.
♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫
Charlie looks back at the Clock Tower with tears. as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.
.🌒🌕🌘.
A new sinner is seen screaming, fallen into Hell, and transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road, surprised and hand pats himself with all four of his arms. to see if he is still “alive”.
Four-armed Demon “I'm alive! I'm alive-“
He gets run over by a car driven at full speed and stops the front door open. A pink spider demon is seen getting out of the car fixing his clothes and hair.
The driver snickers “Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!”
The spider demon pushes his hands through his hair “Yeah, yeah, listen. while” *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out. I'm offering my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *he makes a cash-like gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?”
“Pfft! Whatever you say, slut!” the demon laughed
The spider demon pretends to be offended “Ouch! Ooh!” turns back to face him with a smile “Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me” looms over demon and points at him with all his index fingers, “you sack of poorly packaged horse shit!” He gets close to the demon's face who was a bit dumbfounded at the pornstar “Tell the missus I said "hi"” kisses him, and waving goodbye “Shnookums!”
The demon embarrassed and a bit grumpy mumbling under his breath “Pack a - puh…” angrily drives off, the spider demon is unamused before looking behind him to see a vending machine full of drugs instead of drunks.
He goes for the one called Angel Dust just as he is about to open it, a random feathered demon runs by snatching the drugs out of his hands..
“Hey!” Yelled the spider demon. “Up yours drag sh-“
Splat!
A boulder falls out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon instantly. the pink spider gasped.
“Oh, my GOD!”
He leans in to pick up his pack of drugs from the demon's hand as it twitches. with a devastated look on the pink spider's face “MY DRUGS!” he yelled before clenching the bag angrily “Damn it!”
He looks up to see where the boulder comes from. He found what looked like a warship passing by, destroying everything in its path.
.🌒🌕🌘.
inside a warship, revealing a demon snake and his egg henchmen who are marked by numbers on their backs, running around while their boss is laughing maniacally.
operating the controls to the ship “Those other cowardly sinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!” pushing two levers, his hood(or hair?) flares open like a cobra. “No other demon can compare to the likes of I!”
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Another chipped in “You showed them what for! I liked when you” the egg mimicked the action of a shooting ray gun with its finger and thumb “shot them with your ray gun!” Annoyed, the snake demon slapped the poor thing.
Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun...
Their boss rolled his eyes before continuing what he was doing and the hood flared open. “At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end” pushes a few buttons “And nothing!” he pulls down levers towards him “Not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from” grabbing an Egg Boi with his tail squeeze them “my constrictive grasp!”
Suddenly an Egg Boi pops out of nowhere, pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Serpent's face who proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well.
Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!
“Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Penti-“
“EDGELORD!”
Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream. Sir Pent and Egg Boiz become surprised.
“Pardon!?” offended by this he looks around angrily before his gaze on the two Egg Boiz behind him “Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! He said with a hiss “Speak up!”
The Two Egg Boiz petrified. “That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.”
Something breaks through the glass of Sir Pent's ship. A small bomb with a print of a skull on it then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. realizing what it was, The bomb proceeded to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.
Sir Pent coughs and hacks
The smoke begins to clear up, revealing a slender yet curvy-figured, tattooed sleeve, white-skinned cyclops-like demon as she prepares another bomb in hand to throw.
“You lookin' for a fight, old man?!”
She yelled as she began to juggle around her cherry bomb ”Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before smash it?!” throwing it up and catching the bomb.
A large pipe falls on top of an Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage. Before returning to their interaction the Cyclops demon grins sadistically and continues her sentence “More..”
“Oh!” the sir pent hood flares open as his smile comes back on his face. “You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!”
He is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz. with weapons in hand
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The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast. Showing us two anchors, a male and a female, About to introduce themselves
“Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.”
She is a tall, slim, pale-skinned demon. She has short, light blonde hair that flares into an almost fan-like shape, swept to the side bangs. She has rose-red eyes with small, white pupils. Her neck is long, mirroring her thin torso. Wearing a concise red dress.
“And I'm Tom Trench”
Tom's head is composed of a gas mask, which is his entire face to his neck, and has a sweep of ashy blonde hair and is wearing a gray suit.
An image of the snake demon trying to look cool, followed by a drawing of the Cyclops demon who is flipping off the camera.
“Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!”
Tom said before continuing.
“Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!”
Katie Killjoy backs him up “That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs!” making a grabbing hand motion.
A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.
“Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!” she said
“Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?” said Tom
“Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail,” she said while fishing out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee “For that hot spot!” she proceeded to swallow said tooth and nail.
Tom who is looking over at the live broadcast focusing more on Cherri “And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!” wiggles his eyebrows “Hoohoo!”
Katie Killjoy laughs “You are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say” pouring scalding hot coffee onto his crotch “No dick?”
Tom curls in pain saying not again.
The screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background. And Katie Killjoy smiling like nothing happened while continuing the new cast
“Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!” crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Tom who's still in pain, poor guy “ Suck it up, you little bi-!”
The newscast goes on a commercial break.
Out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie and her girlfriend as she fixes Charlie's bow. Her girlfriend exhaled “Okay! You remember what to say?” she said Charlie inhaled “Yes! Let's do this!
“Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.”
“Ugh! Come on, Vaggie!” Charlie bends backward “Know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know,” grabs a donut before gasping “Make things sound more exciting! Hooo! What if I sin-”
“Sing a song about it?” Vaggie said cutting her girlfriend off. Charlie boops her nose “You knew I was gonna say that” Vaggie smiles fixing Charlie's bow again before saying “Because I know you, But please don't sing. This is serious”
“Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!” said Charlie as she stood on the table where Razzle and Dazzle were happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.
Vaggie places hands on hips “But, life isn't a musical, hon.”
Charlie sighs “Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say!” she starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper “The highlighted bits are the best part!”
“Uh, it's all highlighted”. Vaggie squints realizing something “Is this a drawing?” looking back at Charlie.
“Yes! That's the happy ending, see?!” Charile begins to fantasize about it “Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!”
Vaggie pinches the bridge of her nose “I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And” she grabs Charlie by her cheeks to face her “Do not sing!”
Charlie sadly agrees “Okay, fine. I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! She said in a British voice before saluting at Vaggie as she walked over to Katie Killjoy.
Charlie nervously introduced herself “Hi! I'm Charlie.” with her hand out going for a handshake
Katie Killjoy unamused “Katie Killjoy.” she said exhaling the smoke of her cigarette before crushing it. “I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie.” she throws away her cigarette “You can put that away.” gestures to Charlie's hand “I don't touch the gays. I have standards!” she says with disgust.
“Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?” Charlie says turning to look around her nervously.
“Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short.” Katie says proceeds to poke Charlie “You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.” A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen behind Katie.
Katie Killjoy fluffs her hair “You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential” Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie “to give a flying fuck about some tux-wearing demon. "Princess" wants to advertise.” she does air quotes with her fingers
‘But, I-” Katie Killjoy get close to Charlie's face cutting her “So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!”
News Staff: And we're live!
in the blink of an eye, Katie Killjoy is back in her seat at the desk, holding papers while snapping her neck. “Welcome back! So, Charlotte!” Charlie smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way. “It's... Charlie.”
“Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!” she said as she tried to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen
Charlie looked around and saw Vaggie motion her to go on she cleared her throat “Well, as most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.”
Killjoy was rolling her eyes in boredom before she spotted a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over. Some got on Charlie. “Hell is my home and we just went through another Extermination.” Charlie then wipes off the blood on her cheek “You are my people.’
“We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance!” she slams her fist on the table, waking up Katie Killjoy mediately, and walks away from the desk “I can't stand by while the place I live is subjected to such violence!”So, I've been thinking”
putting her finger under her chin as she walks around the audience “Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell?” looking at everyone in the room. “Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?” throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members with a smile forming on her face.” Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve!” walking back to the desk “Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!”
Silence in the room you can hear a pin drop.
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Outside of the broadcast, we see The Radio Shack, which many other demons are seen watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell who don't look amused in the slightest
Charlie's confidence begins to fall slowly on TV “Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily…”
A Lizard Demon laughs at this “Is this girl for real?! She thinks-” he tries to hold in his laugh but fails “You hear what she thinks?! She thinks- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts,” he walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends while you can hear charlie speaking in the background “I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!”
Back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious red figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching.
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Cameraman snickers at this calling Charlie a Stupid bitch. Vaggie who happens to be beside the Cameraman, punches the cameraman square in the face for calling her girlfriend that. Charlie looks around, saddened because no one seems interested in such a thing. “Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do!” Charlie thinks for a moment before finally coming up with a solution “...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.” she said sitting on the table
Razzle and Dazzle alerted that Charlie was about to do
Vaggie facepalms
Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark then a spotlight is shown over a piano out of nowhere that Charlie, Razzle, and Dazzle made appear
Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!
Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begins to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looked crushed and devastated and slumped back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested
“Boo..”
Katie Killjoy began to speak while laughing. “What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! Do you want people to be good?! Just... because?!” She burst out laughing.
Charlie glares at her, “Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!”
Katie Killjoy in feigns shock glances at her “Oh? And who might that be?”
Charlie tries to look smug and confident while looking at her nails “Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!”
This grabbed Tom Trench's attention “ The porn star?”
Katie Killjoy turns to him menacingly her nails scratching the table “You fucking would, Tom!” She turned back to Charlie “In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube” she said, making motions of a handjob.
“Oh, I beg to differ! She gets close to Katie Killjoy's face “He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.”
News Staff offscreen: Breaking News!
Katie Killjoy grins and shoves Charlie off her desk. while smiling “We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in shock.
“Oh…shit.”
Angel Dust is in the background saying “I'm a bad person!”
Katie Killjoy beings to smile even wider "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than” she feigns a gasp a hand in front of her mouth “porn actor, Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.” turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist, Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.”Ratings!” They said in sync doing Jazz hands
Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view.“Don't look at this!”
Katie Killjoy looms over her Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Charlie slowly turns around “Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?” everyone except Vaggie starts bursting into laughter
Charlie tries to think of a comeback “Yeah, well…” looks around and spots a pen “How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?!” grabs Killjoy's ballpen “Bitch!”
Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy's death stare, Charlie realized she fucked up and nervously laughed “Oops” and puts the pen back down.
Tom Trench runs off-set.
Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie, Growling.
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Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz.
“Hey!, thanks for the backup, Angie!”
Angel Dust laughs, Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher.
“You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!” puts his hands behind his head all the other extra limbs hold his gun.
Cherri launched another cherry bomb “Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit!”
Angel Dust lit a bomb and handed it to her rolling his eyes “Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.”
They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field. Angel Dust Continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson “Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine.”, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shooting him from behind a bit of yoke splattered on him, he sighs again “These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!”
Cherri Bomb was in disbelief “Holy shit”
Looks at the leftover smudge on his finger while giving a smug look “Well, sorta clean.” destroys an incoming Egg Boi “Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder!” Sir Pentious shows up behind Angle, throws the end of a chain, wraps around the angle swiftly, and gets thrown aside by Sir Pentious.
throws his head “Ohh~ Harder, daddy!”
Sir Pentious, taking it seriously, gasps. ”Son?!”
Angle raises a brow at this, and Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side. And lands beside Angle.
Sir Pentious annoyed and angry, his hood (hair?) flares open “You whores have no classes! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most style!” He hissed while adjusting his tie.
“Or the side that ain't dead” Cherri Bomb replied while decapitating an Egg Boi with her bare hands
Angel Dust stood up and removed the chains restricting him before saying “Speaking of style, is your hat like, alive or something?” Makes a magical gesture with his four limbs.
“Oh! Well, that's none of your GODDAMN BUSINESS! Now, is it?” Sir Pentious hissed.
“Hah!, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?”
An Egg Boi: Oooooh!
gets a pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious
Sir Pentious now enraged hissed. “I'm going to blow you to bits!”
Angel Dust eyes him up and down like what he heard “Hm, kinky”
Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that Pervert!” knocks over an Egg Boi, hood flares open again.
Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side. While taking the hit and getting tangled up in all the tentacles.
“Not so cocky now, are we?!
unamused by this “Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole” limbs get pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts “TIME!” reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun “And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just sad!” pulls out M1928 and shoots it at Sir Pentious*
Cherri Bomb appears at his side “So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?” Angel Dust retracts his third set of arms “Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?”
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We then see Charlie and Killjoy trying to duke it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench running around, engulfed in flames, yelling “ WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!”
Back at the turf war
Cherri Bomb slugs him on the arm “Glad you haven't changed!”
“You know you're my favorite guy to party with!”
Angel Dust grins “You know it, sugar tits!”
Cherri Bomb takes out one of her bombs facing him “You ready to finish this?”
Angel Dust grins while taking out his Thompson gun “Born ready, baby!”
Angel and Cherri pounce on Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, and Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.
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The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie is hugging her knees and looking out the window. Her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy and her fight, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust. Who is at the end of the limo Charlie sighs and glances at her girlfriend Vaggie, whose eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.
Vaggie scrunches up her face, Angel Dust stops what he is doing glancing up and making eye contact “What?”
Vaggie in disbelief at his response "What?, WHAT?!, What were you DOING?! rips off a fist full of her hair of
“I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality? Helping friends with stuff?” he said, rolling his eyes.
“Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!”
Angel Dust shrugs “Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred.” He laughs then proceeds to play with the car window button “It wasn't that bad, anyway.” Vaggie throws a knife at the window button missing his finger by a few inches, startling him.
“Aw, come on! I had to, My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!”
brushes his hair, and suggestively pushes up his chest floof.
Vaggie did not like his response “Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!” She made a gesture “Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!”
Angel Dust scoffs “No, no, no, babe. The jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! He lays on his stomach while kicking his legs a bit. “And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria”
Charlie covers herself with her long blonde hair as Angel tries to make this situation better but fails miserably “Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it!” Throws his arms in the air before starting to look around the limousine “This thing has any liquor?”
“Can you please just try to take this seriously?” Vaggie said almost in a begging tone
Angel Dust is still trying to find liquor but only found a dust bunny. He flicks it off his finger “Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!” snaps his finger at her while smiling” Vaggie glares at him.
“Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?”
Angel Dust groans “Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here!”
Vaggie returns to sit next to Charlie, and crosses her arms her eyes never living Angel Dust “I'm gonna kill 'im”
“Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double-dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to it” he folds all his arms confidently.
angrily Vaggie grits her teeth ``¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!” (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)
“Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around!” He looks out the limousine window, smirking “You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!” He laughed at his insult.
Vaggie mumbled under her breath “You're one to talk.”
Feeling attacked by that Angel Dust looks back at her. Making her smile smugly “Hey!” Angel Dust motions to his body “This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me,” pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter. “and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!”
Takes a letter from in between his floof and reveals it to Vaggie It features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust'' tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Brynin, #1 Fan/Critic".
Vaggie growls, Charlie being silent for a while decided to speak up about his behavior “That was uncool, y'know, Angel.”
Vaggie looks at her with a surprised expression "Uncool?!, After that train wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel!” looks toward Angel Dust and points at him “All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!”
“Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?” Vaggie motions to him What do you think?"
Angel Dust snaps his fingers “Ah...well, shucks”
” Hey, come on.” Charlie removes the ruined jacket “We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie.” she puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder “I-it'll be okay!”
Vaggie smiled softly at Charlie; her words made her feel a bit better.
They finally arrive at the Happy Hotel, Charlie opens the hotel door, revealing a very old and dirty establishment. The first thing that Vaggie does, is throw herself on the couch, facing the wall “ Ugh, Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies that was the only thing in there, he grabs one and puts in his mouth, and closing the fridge. “Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here” he laughs a bit trying to lighten up the mood, but it doesn't work he tries to comfort Charlie reaching out his hand but decides to back off.
Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother. It goes to voice mail. “Hey, Mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well,” she shrinks to her knees, her back against the front door “and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference” tearing up as she wipes it off her face. “I don't know what I'm doing. I could use some advice, Mom. I... I think Dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway…” wipes her face once more “I'll stop talking before this gets long.” before standing back up “Love you, bye…”
Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie, she turns around to face the double doors. she contemplates whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway. Behind the door was the mysterious figure watching her performance from before, standing before her, and Charlie, knowing who he was, reacted with extreme shock.
“Hel-”
gets the door slammed in front of him, Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again, making sure she was not imagining.
“-lo!”
She slams the door in front of his face once more calling out her girlfriend's name “Hey, Vaggie?”
Vaggie, tired and annoyed about today, replied “What?”
Charlie mimicked the Deer demon's smile “The Radio Demon is at the door!”
Vaggie sits up instantly, eyes wide immediately. “What?!”
Angel Dust, who heard the commotion takes out the popsicle from his mouth “Uh... who?”
“What should I do?!” said Charlie putting both hands on her face
“Uh, well- Don't let him in!”
Charlie decides for a moment on Vaggie's advice, she decides to once more and opens the door for The Radio Demon
“May I speak now?”
Charlie puts on a brave face “You may…”
The Radio Demon reaches his hand out “Alastor! A pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart!” he exclaimed pulling Charlie towards him “Quite a pleasure!” lets himself in (wow ok) “Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha,” plays with his mic staff and turns his dead to face charlie “ sooo many orphans”
Vaggie holds a harpoon towards his chest making him stop walking for a moment. “Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here-” Angel's head pops in, unamused “-you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord!”
Alastor not scared in the slightest moves the harpoon away “ Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here-” his pupils turned to dials and his smiled turned wicked “-I would've done so already.”
Charlie and Vaggie gaze at him a bit perturbed as the distortion ends.
“No! I'm here because I want to help!” Alastor said making Charlie and Vaggie raise a brow
“Say what, now?”
Alastor repeats himself “Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on?” taps on his mic “Testing, testing!
Alastor's Mic opens its eye “Well, I heard you loud and clear!”
Charlie was slightly confused as to why he of all wanted to help “Um, you want to help? With...?” she trails off, Alastor teleports behind the two with his shadow “This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.”
Charlie was confused and curious “But... why?” she questioned.
Alastor laughed, “Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus,” shoves Vaggie away from him “Aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!”
“Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?”
“Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world's a stage, and the stage is a world of entertainment.” he said tilting his head to the side while smiling. (creep)
“So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?” Charlie said, smiling a bit that maybe someone finally believed in her.
Alastor laughed while shaking his hand in front of her “ Of course not! That's wacky nonsense!” shakes head back and forth “-Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!” looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs “The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!” puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell “There is no undoing what is done!”
“So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?” she asked
“Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!” Alastor said, pulling Charlie close to him while twirling her “I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!” His voice slowly gets darker as he describes, His way of entertainment.
“Right.” Charlie removes his hand from her back.
“Yes, indeedy!” grabs her by the waist and drags her “I see big things coming your way, and who better to help you than I?” he said while trailing off. Leaving behind two other demons who are still in the main room.
Angel Dust leans closer to Vaggie “Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?” surprised by this Vaggie responds ’Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!” She did gesturing him and her, he shrugs cluelessly.
“The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?” she said seeing if that would make him remember.
Angel Dust shrugs a second time, crossing his arms “Eh, not big on politics.”
Veggie rolls her eye “Ugh!, Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell,” leans in on Angel Dust as she begins her story
a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastor.
“seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!”
Angel Dust interrupts her thinking “Ya done?-” Laughs dryly and points at the Radio Demon, “He looks like a strawberry pimp.” Alastor made his cane appear out of a small poof of his power. Vaggie crosses her arms “Well, I don't trust him!”
‘To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?” he asked her
Vaggie ignores that. She gets up from the couch, walks up to Charlie, and grabs her by the shoulders “Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!” looks over Charlie's shoulder analyzing Alastor who is checking his nails(or claws?).
“ I... we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad,” she glares at Alastor who is inspecting the royal family portrait of Lilith, Lucifer, her between them “I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!”
“Looks back at her girlfriend “To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in.” She gently touches Vaggie's shoulders “Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!”
Vaggie looks at her with a worried expression ��Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!”
Alastor might have heard this makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.
Charlie reassures her “Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad!” Walking backward a bit "You don't take shit from other demons!" imitating her dad's voice walks off to where Alastor was standing.
She clears her throat “Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.” As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.
“But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no…” makes gestures with hands “tricks or voodoo strings attached” Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement. Twirling his staff
“So, it's a deal, then?”
presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.
Charlie stares at his hand for a moment refusing his handshake “Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.”
A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.
‘Sound fair?” Alastor thinks for a moment, rubbing his chin “Hmm... Fair enough!” retracts his mic staff*
Charlie Sighs in relief giving him two thumbs up, “Cool beans.”
Alastor walks away from her and continues to hum while looking around as he stops, he glances at Vaggie who looks away from him. “Smile, my dear!” tickles the underside of her chin this makes her mad “You know you're never fully dressed without one!” Walks away as he continues humming “So where is your hotel staff?”
Charlie glances at Vaggie who is staring at Alastor dead in the eyes “Uh, well-”
Alastor adjusts monocle “Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that.” he walks towards Angel Dust fist who is sitting leaning “And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?”
Angel Dust looks at him up and down “I can suck your dick”
Mic feedback can be heard as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered. He laughed “HAH!, No.”
Angel shrugs “Your loss.”
“Well, this just won't do!” Alastor takes out his mic staff “I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.”
At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn-down one he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot back of its neck, which then opens its eyes and stares at the trio in front of them.
Poof!
the soot came from her tiny figure.
“This little darling is Niffty!” Alastor introduce her
Niffty drops to the floor, unaffected “Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since “I've made new friends!
“Why're you all women, Are there any men here?!” she analyzed everyone in the room before lifting Charlie with no effort she put Charlie down, and looked around the room
“I'm sorry, that's rude, Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch!” grabs a spider and crushes it. “Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.”
She stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster “Oh, my gosh! This is awful!” She yelled in shock, she quickly cleans throughout the hotel like the flash “Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!” spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin.
The four stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.lays his cards down the table
“Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- “ demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily making the cat demon look at his new surroundings “-tel? What the fuck is this?” looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him “You!”
“Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!” Alastor says with enthusiasm
“Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!” Husk gestured to the jackpot that was on the table, as it disappeared into nothingness.
Alastor ignored all that “Good to see you too!” Walks a bit closer to husk, who's facepalms “What the hell do you want with me this time...?” Questioned Husk who gives up at this point.
“My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!” Wrapping his arm around husk
“Are you shittin' me?!”
Alastor thinks for a moment “Hmm... No, I don't think so!”
Husk shoves Alastor off “ You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?!” he points at Alastor who is dusting himself off, “ You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!”
Alastor with a grin thinks for a second “Maybe!”
“I ain't doing no fucking charity job.” Husk said arms crossed glaring at him
Alastor teleports behind him through his shadow “Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile” gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic, pulls Husks's lips into a forced grin “and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend,” walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints for a second “I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish.” He makes a bottle of Cheap Booze appear on top of the bar table.
Husk stares at the booze for a second “What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?!” Gave a wink before grabbing the booze and looking at it “ ..Well, you can!” As he chugged down the booze
Vaggie did not like this idea “Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth…brothel…man cave!”
Angel Dust Launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere “SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping” This points to the bar with all his fingers. He walks up to the bar and begins to flirt at the poor cat man
“Hey~”
“ Go fuck yourself.” Said Husk Turning away from the pornstar, only for Angle Dust to cup his face.”Only if you watch me!”
Charlie rushed over there and got close to Husk's personal space “Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!” She tries to go for a handshake.
Husk reaches for his booze, ignoring her hand “I lost the ability to love years ago.” He said dryly and continued chugging down his booze.
“So, Whaddaya think?” Alastor said, Charlie replied “This is amazing!” she rubbed her cheeks excitedly.
Vaggie who is now standing up because of angle tackling her, stands their arms crossed “It's... okay.”
Alastor reels the two towards him. "Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!" Vaggie wiggles out of his grasp and Alastor fixes his monocle. A flame appears in his other hand and he throws it up, pushing Vaggie out of the way. His clothes changed and he bagan dancing with Charlie.
♫ You have a dream! You wish to tell!
twirls Charlie and dresses her up turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor and look angry
♫And it's just laughable. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫
turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air. The background behind Charlie changes to neon-colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.
Alastor catches Charlie's hands and they both tap dance.
♫ 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! ♫
The stairs flatten and they both slide down.
♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! ♫
dresses up the rest of the hotel staff with a snap of his fingers Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.
Shadow Demons: Boo!
♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! ♫
puts a fedora on Angel's head as he snaps his fingers back at Alastor
♫ But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫
He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie and slaps her butt. She throws the accessories to the floor, now enraged
Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫
♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! ♫
kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off
♫ And show these simpletons some proper class and style! ♫
summons a shadow clone of himself
Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫
Alastor snaps away his shadow twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks
♫ Oh! Here below the ground, I'm sure your plan is sound! ♫
holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl, and he lets her go.
♫They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-♫
The hotel door explodes, ending the music and Niffty is instantly hit with it making everyone but alastor look. Charlie, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.
Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel.
Sir Pentious' warship has made an appearance outside the hotel.
“Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!” He said looking down at the crew mostly Alastor
“Do I know you?” Replied Alastor With a Smile on his face rising a brow at this low snake demon talking to him.
Sir Pentious ego deflates at the Radio Demons reply “Oh, yes you do!, And this time, I have the element of-“ pulls a lever “SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!”
With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor then finishes it off as he clenches his fist a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the gang looked at him in shock and horror.
Alastor breaking the tension “...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now…”
Alastor uses his magic changing the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".
“...Stay tuned. Hahaha…” He said sinisterly
Sir Pentious is revealed to have surprisingly survived the beating served by the Radio Demon along with Egg Boi #23 (yay he's alive)
Egg Boi #23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?
Sir Pentious collapses from exhaustion.
.🌒🌕🌘.
Back at the hotel
Timeskip
Charlie had fallen asleep at her work desk, she was getting everything ready for tomorrow. She was excited but also nervous about the Radio Demon helping her and the hotel. But hey you gotta start somewhere, right?
She woke and looked And saw Keekee, her cat, and the key to the hotel in front of the door. “Hey Keekee,” she said while yawning.
“Meow”
Keekee walks toward Charlie and jumps on the table in front of her
Charlie pets her with a small smile “Did Vaggie send you here or did you want anything?” Keekee purrs when Charlie scratches her head.
Keekee then hops off the desk and walks towards the door and turns around to see if Charlie would follow her. Charlie gets up from her chair and follows her furry friend.
Straight
Left
Left again
Right
Left
“Where are you taking me, Keekee?” Charlie asked the cat, Keekee only meows in response they have been walking for a while now. Then Keekee stopped in front of a door that Charlie was for sure was never there before
It had a spade in the center and carvings of sorts
“Is this what you wanted to show me?” Charlie said looking back down at Keekee who nodded her head “I wonder what’s inside…” At first, Charlie hesitated. I mean should you open a door that appeared out of nowhere? but with a bit of determination, she reaches the door knob and opens the door.
A bright light shone through blinding Charlie, she put her hand in front of her eyes to shield them from the light. Just as it fades away she is somehow inside.
She looks at her surroundings and notices she is in a garden. But it doesn’t look like it’s from Hell it’s almost on the “Earth” She gasped in shock. She turns around and sees the door is no longer behind her “Ooh this can’t be good!” She said in full panic mode! And looks for Keekee who is no longer beside her.
“Keekee!, where are you!”
She takes off running through the garden and trying to find her beloved cat, Yelling out her name. Finally after who knows how long she was searching for KeeKee. She finally found her, Charlie sighed in relief before walking towards her, Keekee was sitting on a bench purring..
But she was not alone……
Charlie stops right behind a tree and realizes that she isn’t alone in the garden...
It was a woman sitting on the bench surrounded by purple and red rose bushes, petting KeeKee who happily purred at her delicate touch, “You are a very beautiful feline aren’t you?” Said the mysterious woman “It’s good to see you again KeeKee so much different than you were before.”
“E-excuse me, umm madam o-or ma’am..” Charlie stutters a bit trying to make herself known, she hopes to ask this lady to give her KeeKee back and see if she can help her find her way home.
“And you also brought a friend with you,” said the woman in a whisper, turning around to face Charlie “You are not from here are you, sweetheart.”
Charlie got a good look at her, she was pretty. pale skin, poofy teal hair, mauve eyes, and hibiscus red spade-shaped marks on her cheeks. She wears a long, dark purple Gothic-themed dress with a brown ring at the waist, a large black sun hat with gray and white feathers and a thorny branch, a white cravat with a light purple crescent moon on it, long mauve gloves, and black flats with pale purple socks, maroon-colored lipstick and black mascara and purple eyeshadow
“If you stare for long someone might get the wrong impression”. The lady teased Charlie, realizing her actions, and started repeatedly apologizing, historically making the women laugh “Oh, I’m just teasing you don’t take it seriously.”
“It has been trapped here for who knows how long,” she said, setting Keekee off lap, standing up and brushing off some cat fur off her dress and fixing it. “Since I met another who isn’t a statue.”
That caught Charlie off guard. “Trapped?”
“Oh!, Where are my manners, forgot to introduce myself” The lady reached out her gloved hand. “my name is Eclipsa” Charlie shook her hand “Charlie”
“Now then, now we know each other. mind telling me how you got in my mind…” she said looking at Charlie, her smile fading away from her face “because only I know and a few know about this spell, a spell that you can enter while that person is asleep or unconscious..”
Charlie doesn’t know what to say because she doesn’t know how she got here. “Well u-Um you see I don’t know how I just got here..” she said trying to answer Eclipsa's question as best as she could. This made Eclipsa look at with wide eyes her lips parted slightly. “I see…” clearing her throat “Well then that means you don’t know how to get out then..if I'm correct about this”. Putting one of her gloved hands on her chin thinking for a moment.
“Well then, we better make the most of it then it will take awhile for you to wake up” That caught Charlie’s attention in the last part. “Wake..up?” Looking around “You mean I’m stuck here..” she said in a slightly panicking tone Eclipsa noticed Charlie having a small panic attack. “Oh no!, if you said you “woke up” but you didn’t wake up you are dreaming,” Eclipsa said trying to calm down Charlie by holding her hand and making her sit at the bench she was sitting with KeeKee.
“Take a deep breath dear, can you do that for me ok?”
Charlie takes a deep breather in
“Now let it out and do it all over again, until you feel better.”
She exhales and smiles at her “thanks, I needed that.” That made Eclipsa smile.” You’re welcome. Now then how about you tell me a little bit about yourself and I will tell you a little bit about myself. To distract you from all this.”
This made Charlie feel warm inside someone who wanted to listen to her for once. She talked all about her Hotel and her friends, her amazing beautiful girlfriend, and how she wants to help her people from the extermination. And Eclipsa listens to her never once looking at her with a look of boredom or ignoring her, telling her that it’s all in her head and she needs to get her head out of the clouds. Instead, she smiles at her “Wow what an interesting idea, You will make a great ruler one day dear,” looking away for a moment before facing her “Don’t ever listen to those who bring you down, they will try to destroy what little hope you have left.”
Charlie felt something inside her, she felt appreciated. She almost cried but pushed it down as much as she could and looked at Eclipse with a look of determination.
“I promise.”
Ring
Ring
“Well it looks like our time with each other has come to an end”
“What?” replied Charlie
“You are about to wake up dear” Eclipse said pointing at Charlie's hands that were fading, and so was Keekee her tail was fading
“Wait! I am not ready to leave!. I have so much to talk about!” replied Chatiel trying to stop it from fading “Don't fight it dearly, but don't worry I'm not going anywhere. I don't have a choice in that matter,”
Eclipse replied petting KeeKee who was almost gone. “promise we will see each other again soon.” she hugged Charlie who hugged her back they both slowly sank to the ground, both sitting in comfortably while she hums before singing leaning her back against a tree.
♫ Over, under, around, and through Grab the little Mewni rabbit and pull him through. ♫
eclipse plays with Charles's hair, KeeKee has finished fading leaving them both alone but sooner just one will remain. She cradles her like a mother comforting her child from a nightmare.
♫ Pinch it and fold it and tie it in a bow ♫
She grabs a few roses beside her, summoning a purple ribbon, and places them in Charlie’s hair making a bow with the ribbon.
♫ Like two little bunny ears made out of dough. ♫
Charlie glances up at her, she begins to sing with her. it was quite catchy and it kinda made her feel like a kid again when her parents were together and happy.
♫ Over and under, wherever you roam Sweet little Mewni rabbit, hop back home. ♫
Her eyes felt heavy and she began to drift away…
“See you soon, Morningstar…”
She watched as Charlie fades away all that was left was her presence. She blinks a few times wiping away tears.
“Lucifer you have a lovely daughter she is just like you and Lilith.”
She sighs softly, her eyes trailed off to a statue that was at the center of the garden of her prison.
“Please hold on a little longer. I will be with you both. My time here will end soon enough in this prison. Because
She looks up at the sky the sun begins to fall and the moons begins to rise.
“I have made a deal”
“And it won’t be long before that deal comes to an end…”
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