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HOW HIGH.

METHOD MAN AS SILAS FROM "HOW HIGH" x BLACK!FEM!OC

SUMMARY: in which Nylah receives a visit from Silas after completing her leftover work and the visit gradually turns from platonic to sexual. ✨

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𝗡𝗬𝗟𝗔𝗛 sat in her living room on the couch while she worked on unfinished college work, multiple pages of notes spread across her coffee table while her phone sat propped up against a vase of flowers that sat on the coffee table as well.

being a Harvard student seemed hard to outsiders, but in reality, it wasn't that bad. sure you had hard classes and weird teachers here and there, but it flew by like a breeze. sometimes things got hard for Nylah, but she always managed to thug it out. but it grew easier to thug out when she met Silas and Jamal.

to Nylah, Silas and Jamal were just a couple of motherfuckers looking for some fun to have, and that's exactly why the three clicked the moment they met. after Nylah met them, the duo turned into a trio, and they went from two peas in a pod to three. most people were confused as to why Nylah even hung out with the men. i mean, she had straight A's, she didn't cause trouble, and she wasn't as chaotic as them, so what did she see in them?

honestly, Nylah couldn't tell you the answer. but when they came around, she just knew she'd always be smiling and laughing.

"Silas, i'm doin' work, how long you gon' keep buggin' me?" Nylah asked, glancing over at her propped-up phone, as she looked between her notes and the teacher's notes for the Black History test and wrote down what was important for her upcoming test, earning a smack from Silas's lips.

"girl, i know you ain't doin' that white man's work. you got betta' shit that can occupy yo' time." Silas mugged, making Nylah playfully roll her eyes, as she sat down her pencil and sat up straight, looking over at her phone and mugging him back.

"what's better for me to occupy my time with, Si?" Nylah mugged, raising a brow, as Silas chuckled before smiling, adjusting his beanie on his head while he ran his tongue over his lips.

"obviously me, shorty." Silas smiled, earning a laugh from Nylah, as she jokingly mugged him for a second time before going back to her work.

"whatever, boy—"

"ayo, Silas— ooh, who you on the phone wit'?" suddenly, Jamal's head poked into Silas's camera and Nylah raised her head at the sound of the familiar voice, a low chuckle coming from her lips once she recognized it, "oh, wassup, Ny!"

"hey, J." Nylah laughed as Silas smacked his lips and mushed Jamal's head, pushing him away from his phone before bucking at him.

"Jamal, move, son." Silas mugged as Jamal laughed before mugging him back, mirroring his actions while he bucked at him.

"don't be mad at me 'cause yo' girl wanna talk to me and not you." Jamal mugged, sticking his tongue out at the man, as Nylah blushed a bit at being referred to as Silas's "girl" and she quickly hid her face from her camera, pretending that she had dropped something in an attempt to hide her flushed face.

Nylah had an attraction to Silas, and it grew harder to keep under wraps each day. with him constantly flirting with her and them being shipped together nearly every time someone saw them together, it only increased her feelings more. sometimes she wanted to feed into his flirting with her and flirt back, but she was afraid. she felt like he had an attraction toward her too, but she didn't wanna make a fool out of herself if she was wrong, so she never made a move.

but since we're on the topic of her attraction to Silas, let's talk about sexual attraction.

Nylah's sexual attraction to Silas was nearly as strong as her crush on him, and she couldn't help it. his voice was deep and smooth like silk with a little rasp to it and he always smelled oh so good, which only pulled Nylah to him more. but the way he licked his blunts? that was enough to make her bend over and arch her back for him.

the way he sealed the blunts shut with his tongue and glided his wet muscle across the rolling paper whenever it wasn't sealed enough gave Nylah butterflies, and not in her stomach. sometimes she caught herself wishing she could be the blunt on his tongue, but she brushed off the thought. however, that didn't stop it from lingering in her mind.

she honestly hoped he felt the same way she did, but even if he didn't that wouldn't stop those dreaming eyes of hers.

"you betta' be glad my woman callin' fo' me or i'll beat yo' ass." Jamal's voice knocked Nylah out of her thoughts and she looked back at her phone, seeing Jamal seemingly check his message thread with Jaime, as he smirked and looked over at Silas.

"you ain't gon' beat shit, you light-skinned ass green bean." Silas mugged, making Nylah stifle a laugh, as Jamal flipped him off before grabbing his jacket and making his way to the door of the dorm room.

"holla!" Jamal exclaimed with a smile before exiting the dorm and slamming the door behind him, earning an eye roll from Silas while he turned his attention back to Nylah.

"surprised you ain't forget i was here since you and Jamal like each other so much." Nylah joked, making Silas smack his lips, as a small smile crossed his lips and Nylah looked over at her phone, chuckling at seeing a smile on his face.

"always somewhere tryna be funny." Silas mugged Nylah, making her laugh, as he stood up from the couch and grabbed his car keys.

"first of all, i'm a licensed comedian, don't be hatin'." Nylah mugged, sticking her tongue out at the male, as Silas laughed at her antics before shaking his head.

"i'm finna come by yo' crib, Ms. Wannabe Comedian. make sure you finished with that work befo' i get ova' there." Silas joked, walking out of his dorm room, as Nylah chuckled and playfully rolled her eyes.

"boy please, you ain't nobody's daddy. and how i'm gon' be done with it if you playin' on my phone?" Nylah asked, raising a brow, as Silas shrugged.

"i am yo' daddy, girl, you betta' recognize. and you got time. bye, little one." before Nylah could respond, Silas had already hung up in her face, making her smack her lips, as she chuckled and shook her head, turning her phone off and placing it to the side.

"fuckin' hate his stupid ass."

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Nylah sighed in contentment as she looked down at her finished work with a smile, grabbing her folder while she began sliding her papers inside of the pockets. in the middle of her putting away her work, Nylah heard keys jingling outside her door and she glanced up at it, chuckling once she figured out who it was. as if on cue with her grabbing her backpack and slipping her folder inside of it, the front door to her house opened, revealing the man of the hour: Silas.

"aw, look at you. done with that work. see that's what happens when you listen to ya daddy." Silas joked, closing and locking the door behind him, as Nylah chuckled a little and shook her head, playfully rolling her eyes while she stood up from the couch and made her way over to him.

"all you know how to do is talk shit." Nylah mugged the man, making him laugh, as the two met each other halfway and hugged, embracing one another while Nylah's head rested on his chest.

"yeah, yeah," Silas chuckled lowly, thumping Nylah in the back, as he kissed her temple and rested his chin against her head, "how you feelin' tho', shorty?"

"i'm good, Si. this work ain't too much i can handle." Nylah muttered against his chest, earning a chuckle from the male, as Silas's fingertips gently caressed her lower back and she slightly shivered against his body, tingles shooting through her limbs while she took in the scent of his cologne.

moments like this are the ones Nylah loved the most. she loved to be in his embrace because she felt safe. she felt as if nothing could go wrong when she was in his arms, and she loved the feeling dearly. however, him being so affectionate to her didn't help her growing attraction toward him, but she didn't mind.

as long as he was near to her, she didn't care.

"what about you? how you feelin'? Jamal ain't bothering you too much, is he?" Nylah asked, looking up at the man with a playful smirk, as Silas chuckled and rolled his eyes at the mention of Jamal, the two pulling away from the hug and making their way to Nylah's couch.

"Jamal always botherin' somebody, Ny. that's all the boy knows how to do." Silas chuckled, making Nylah laugh a little, as the two sat down on her couch and Silas placed his mini backpack down against the side of the furniture, slipping out of his two jackets and revealing his gray t-shirt while he laid his jackets on the coffee table.

"every time i see you, you always got on a damn durag- do you ever let yo' damn hair breathe?" Nylah scolded him, taking off his beanie and revealing an orange durag with a light gray bandanna tied around it, as Silas smacked his lips before mugging her.

"first of all, i let my hair breathe this mornin' befo' i wrapped it back up. mind yours, little one." Silas mugged as Nylah tossed his beanie on top of his jacket and grabbed the bandanna from his head, slipping it around her afro puff that sat like a crown on her head.

the nickname "little one" comes from the fact that Nylah is not only shorter than him, but Jamal as well. even though the woman was only of average height and wasn't that short - standing at around 5'6-5'7 - that didn't stop Silas from teasing her.

"i'm surprised you even did that. you always so hardheaded." Nylah chuckled, adjusting the bandanna on her head, as she ran her fingers over Silas's durag and he looked over at her, a small smile creeping onto his face before he mugged her.

"shut up befo' i take my weed away from you." Silas threatened, grabbing his mini backpack, as he pulled out a ziplock bag of two pre-rolled blunts, a ziplock bag of rolling papers and weed, and a lighter, making Nylah laugh a little.

"you just came over here to smoke with me, didn't you?" Nylah laughed, making Silas smile a little, as the male grabbed her arm and placed it behind his head, laying his head against it while he tossed bags of weed and roller papers on the coffee table.

"maybe." Silas playfully shrugged with a smile, opening the bag of pre-rolled blunts, as he held one of the blunts to his lips and grabbed his lighter, igniting the cannabis and inhaling while he sat the lighter in his lap once the blunt lit.

Nylah watched Silas's plump pink lips wrap around the blunt as he pulled away from it and smoke slowly fell from his lips in a cloud-like form, making her absentmindedly squeeze her thighs together while Silas's brown eyes found hers.

"peer pressure. peer pressure. peer pressure. peer pressure." Silas joked, a playful smirk on his lips, as he waved the blunt around in Nylah's face and Nylah laughed before taking the blunt from his fingers, earning a laugh from the male while he stuck his tongue out at her.

"you a pain in my ass, you know that, right?" Nylah chuckled, playfully rolling her eyes, as she placed the blunt to her lips and inhaled, Silas's eyes watching her every movement while he licked his lips at her.

"you love my ass tho'. puff puff pass, little one."

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Nylah and Silas sat slumped against the couch cracking jokes as they passed their third blunt around, Silas's head leaned on Nylah's shoulder while her left leg rested on top of his right one. the living room smelled of marijuana and their eyes were a shade of blood burgundy, a dumb smile resting on both of their faces while their unoccupied hands entwined with each other.

they couldn't tell you how they got into this position, but just know that Silas grows the best weed.

"...and i'm kinda studyin' to be like a nurse and shit, but then at the same time i wanna be a dancer, you know? then at the same time, i don't know what i wanna do... you feel me, right?" Nylah rambled lowly, looking down at Silas, as his reddish-brown eyes looked back up into hers and he rested his hand on top of her leg, gently caressing her calf while Nylah's body tingled under his touch for a second time.

"i feel you, shorty. but i know you can do whateva' you put ya mind to. you're a fuckin' genius, girl." Silas answered in a low tone - one identical to Nylah's - as his eyes flickered between her eyes and lips and his hand moved higher on her leg, now gently caressing her upper thigh while Nylah's breathing slightly hitched.

the room filled with comfortable silence between the two and the sexual tension in the atmosphere grew thicker - so thick that you could slice it with a knife - as Silas raised his head from the woman's shoulder and moved it into the crook of her neck, inhaling her natural vanilla scent before peppering kisses onto her skin.

"Nylah, when you gon' stop playin' and be mines fo'real?" Silas muttered against her neck, causing Nylah's lips to fall ajar, as his hand moved to her mid-thigh and Nylah felt her panties begin to dampen, her hand squeezing his before she placed it on the back of his head.

"...w-what do you mean?" Nylah muttered breathily, feeling Silas's lips trail closer to her sweet spot, as he gently grabbed the side of her face and leaned her head to the side, giving him more access to her neck while he created light purple marks on it.

"i'm feelin' you, shorty, and i know you feelin' me too... so let's just stop playin' and do it." Silas muttered, referring to two different things at once, as his warm palm found her inner thighs and he caressed it lovingly, sliding his hand underneath her oversized shirt and into the waistline of her biker shorts.

Nylah's mouth fell open, her eyes fluttering a little, as she felt the man's fingers massage her clit through her panties, making a few feeble whimpers fall from her parted lips while she bucked her hips on his fingers. Silas's raised his head from her neck, their eyes meeting once he did so, as he placed his forehead against hers and pulled her panties to the side, biting down on his lip once he felt how wet she was.

"say it... tell me you're mine." Silas whispered, sliding his middle finger inside of her wet entrance, as Nylah gasped softly and her brows lightly furrowed, gently rocking her hips back and forth onto his finger while she moaned softly.

"...i'm yours, Silas."

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"oh, baby... mmh." Nylah whimpered, biting down on her lip, as she gripped Silas's back and her brows furrowed, a warm tongue gliding across her neck while her mouth fell open.

Nylah would've never guessed this would've happened, at least not this soon. this was practically what she dreamed of - Silas on top of her while he gave her passionate strokes like his life depended on it. it honestly felt like a dream, but Nylah could tell it wasn't even close to one. like i said before: they couldn't tell you how they got into this position. but they sure as hell weren't high anymore.

Silas's hips gyrated in a slow motion as his phallus made its way in and out of her slick walls, letting the woman get used to his size. to say he was big was an understatement, but that's the only word that could come to Nylah's mind. he was bigger than anybody else she's ever had sex with - and bigger than what she had imagined - so she didn't know how she was gonna take him, but so far she was doing a good job.

"i been waitin' for this shit for so long, girl. you don't even know how many times i done thought about havin' yo' pretty ass like this." Silas whispered in the woman's ear, gently kissing her earlobe, as Nylah weakly whimpered before biting down on her bottom lip, cupping the back of Silas's head in her hand while her other hand gently clawed at his back.

"i've wanted to hear you moan my name for so damn long. i just knew you'd sound so pretty sayin' it. say it for me, baby." Silas whispered, grabbing one of Nylah's legs and hiking it up to his waist, as he caressed her thigh and sunk deeper into her slick entrance, making her mouth fall open while her brows furrowed.

"S-Silas... fuck, you're so deep." Nylah whined softly, goosebumps creeping onto her brown skin, as Silas softly groaned against her ear and Nylah felt herself become wetter from the erotic noise, a moan falling from her lips due to the sound.

"you sound so fuckin' sexy moanin' for me, you know that? say my name again, beautiful. let me know how it feels." Silas muttered in her ear, a low grunt coming from his lips at feeling her walls contract around him, as he sped up his strokes to a steady pace and Nylah's lips fell ajar, her eyes rolling back while her brows furrowed a little.

"S-Silas! oh, fuck!" Nylah moaned loudly, her legs absentmindedly wrapping around the man's waist, as Silas raised his head from her neck and rested his forehead against hers, their eyes locking while butterflies flooded her stomach.

their pupils dilated in love and a little bit of lust as Silas grabbed Nylah's hands from his back and pinned them down on the couch, his fingers entwining with hers while the lovers gripped each other's hands. Nylah's butterflies transferred from her stomach to Silas's, and the veins in his length throbbed at the feeling of them. judging by the similar feelings the two felt, they knew this wasn't just sex.

this was love.

"...S-Silas..." Nylah moaned softly, looking into the man's eyes, as Silas groaned a little before biting down on his bottom lip.

"yeah, baby?" Silas grunted softly, making Nylah's brown face flush a little, as she gently squeezed his hands and bit down on her lip

"i... i love you..." Nylah whispered, a small whimper falling from her lips, as a small smile crept onto her face and Silas stared at her for a few seconds before smiling back at her, moving his lips down to hers while the lovers engaged in a slow and loving lip lock.

and there it was. their feelings out in the open and exposed. no longer having to hide how they felt due to whatever internal reason, and it felt great. their lips moved in sync as Nylah moaned in his mouth, her bottom lip resting between his plump pair while he tugged at it gently. letting go of her now swollen lip, Silas's eyes opened and met hers, a soft chuckle falling from his lips before he pecked hers.

"I fuckin' love yo' ass too, girl."

[artistic-endchamber]

BC OC Incorrect Quotes! (Featuring Giana, Yuno, and Neva!! The lovely trio that transcended universes!)

Giana: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Neva, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself. -- Giana: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. -- Neva: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Giana all the time, and they never repeat it. Neva: But you call Yuno “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME… -- Neva: Hi, I'm Yuno's emergency contact. Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up? Neva: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact. -- Giana: Look at the buns on that guy! Yuno: lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns Neva: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Giana: I'm not going back to jail!

@lyranova !!

[takeachillpillshawty]

TWST OC alert!

Meet Ianno Raveer! ( Ianno can be pronounced as Ayano )

A first year at NRC, student of Scarabia!

Close up looks with Ianno with and without his earring:

About Ianno:

A brilliant young man from Sunset Savanna, he strives to be the best of the best. With the support of his family Ianno plans to become the top mage in NRC.

Don't let his good looks deceive you, Ianno will use anything and anyone to his advantage to make it to the top.

Despite his reputation as a top A student among teachers and peers,behind closed doors....he's a foul mouthed, irritated, hot headed and sarcastic individual not a person to be messed with.

Fun facts:

Ianno is based off Iago from Aladdin.

His full name is Ianno Jasnim Raveer.

He shares the same birthday as Iago's voice actor: Gilbert Gottfried. ( rest in peace man. )

Ianno finds Kalim annoying at first but warmed up to him later on.

Ianno has a little brother named Aru, he's about 6 years old.

He carries a joke and pun book wherever he goes.....the jokes and puns are bad, but he did get a chuckle out of Trey a few times.

Ianno wanted to go in Pomefiore so bad, but will take it to the grave.

Childhood friends with Ruggie, and friends with Cater.

Cares for Ruggie so much, like.....has and will punch a motherfucker if they speak bad about him. ( once blew his whole allowance on Ruggie's birthday.... And he'll do it again.. )

Ianno is more expressive behind closed doors, his outside persona is more naive and gentle, keeping a neutral poker face. Only a few people can see through him ( The Octavinelle trio ), but he tries his at most best to hide it.

Ianno looks up to Jamil like an older brother, and also Vil....well like a superfan....

He was originally from Savanna Claw but swiftly moved to Scarabia because of annoying Leona to the point he couldn't get any sleep.

Ianno may be based of Iago but his looks where based of Aladdin when I first drew him on hand. When making his sprite I decided to ditch that Idea and make him look like Jasmine instead.

His hair is naturally red with blue highlights, but dyed it black due to being bullied about it.

Ianno comes from a well-known family in Sunset Savanna, his mother is a fortune teller and his father is a professional athlete. With all this fame his family has, it comes with eyes being on him constantly. He's the son of the most well-known couple in Sunset Savannah of course, he wants to live up to the expectations of the people..... Even if it's putting a strain on him mentally and physically...

Unique magic:

Mocking Bird- it allows Ianno to take the appearance of anyone he wishes, and if he tries hard enough and develops further in his magic he may also have the ability to copy the person's unique magic as well.

Appearances in each book and what role he played:

Being mentioned in Book 2 by Leona and Ruggie.

Being one of the students in dept to Azul in book 3, appearing for a few moments and being mentioned by Kalim and Jamil.

Has a major role in book 4, helping Jamil with his plans of getting Kalim kicked out of NRC. He only helped due to being promised the position of Vice House warden when Jamil takes over.....that went south quickly when the Octavinelle trio came, and Jamil overbolting sending everyone flying including him. He confessed to the group that he only helped Jamil to get the position of Vice House warden to make his family proud of him, emotional shit ensues and Ianno agrees to help them take down Jamil.

Join the boys plus MC and Grim for the SDC in book 5. His reputation like Jamil is pretty much tarnished, but at least he doesn't have to fake it till he make it. Everyone is kind of taken a back for Ianno's shift in personality. Vil comments on his good vocals ( Ianno is a big fan of Vil, but no amount of torture can get him to admit it.) Rook practically harassing Ianno to no end. Aru makes an appearance to support his big brother, cute sibling bonding ensues. Was the first one to notice the signs of Vil's overblot, and can surprisingly withstand Vil's poison.... To a degree. ( Interestingly, the scarlet macaw can eat fruits toxic enough to kill other animals. Yes that was copied and pasted from google.)

Vignettes:

'Study Buddy' ( Ianno's dorm uniforms card at level 40)

Ianno was tasked by Crewel to deliver some textbooks to Heartslabuyl. While walking he stumbled upon Cater Diamond, a class B junior.

" ah, Cater! I'm Ianno and I was wondering if you can help me with these books to Heartslabuyl? Uhh...please? "

Yeah, his arms were gonna give out at any moment.

" here, let me take some! And Ianno was it? If it wasn't for your dorm outfit I thought you'd be a Pomefiore student! Seriously, how did you do your makeup? " Cater took a good amount of books from Ianno.

" Hmm? I don't wear makeup besides eyeshadow and eye liner. " they both walked threw the mage like hedges.

" Stop. Shut up. Your face is that flawless?! "

Cater laughed out in surprise, Ianno shrugged and continued walking as they both reach the end of the maze in front of the Heartslabuyl dorm.

" Maybe I got lucky....and it's a good thing they gave me these pants when I was little... "

Cater stopped for a brief moment, " Umm...why? "

" Because good looks always run in the JEANS..."

Ianno's face contorted as he struggled to hold hin his laughter... Cater did the same until they were both ugly laughing...

" that was so stupid.... I don't know what's worse, the fact I fell for it or I still laughed at it!" Cater Said as he finally caught his breath as Ianno just kept laughing.

They continued on with there mission, now inside the Heartslabuyl dorm.

" But seriously, what's your secret? You look flawless.. " Cater pondered as he walked by the many dorm rooms with Ianno.

" I follow a skin care routine I saw on magi-cam "

" Really now? You got to be more specific..... Who do you follow for tips?"

Ianno hesitated on his answer and kept his mouth shut...Cater caught on to it, they stopped in front of the Lounge of the dorm.

" don't tell me.....you're following Vil Shoenhiet, aren't you?" Ianno's face lit up in shock, " Ah, you caught me, yes I do follow Vil on magi-cam. You have to admit his skin care routine can make anyone look like a model."

Cater nodded as he pushed open the door to the lounge, where Trey and Riddle were studying.

" I see that the books have arrived, thank you for delivering it Ianno. They are much needed. "

Riddle grabbed the stack of books from Ianno, as Trey got the rest from Cater.

" hey Ianno, why don't you study with us? You're already here, and I'm sure you wouldn't mind... Right? " Cater asked sitting next to Trey on the couch.

" Alright, I need to brush up on my history. "

" Nice! Come here, say ' study buddy!' " Cater pulled Ianno in for a selfie, " Study buddy " Ianno repeated as the picture was taken.

' If looks could kill' ( Ianno's PE uniform maxed out. )

Ianno had finished as day of hard work, from being put to do 10 laps around the school. Being paired with Riddle, Leona, and Sebek for a group project, he did good.

Ianno reached his dorm room, looked around to see anyone around as he went inside. He set down his backpack, as he slowly breathe in and out....

" I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO RUN ONE MORE LAP I'M GOING TO PURPOSELY BREAK MY DAMN LEGS!" Ianno shouted as he kicked his school bag.

" ' How dare you talk about Waka-sama like that? Have you no shame?' IF I HAVE TO HEAR HIM! TALK ABOUT MALLEUS GUSHING ABOUT MALLEUS IN OUR GROUP PROJECT, I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN THAT STUPID PANTING OF HIS! "

Ianno picked up his school bag, pretending it's Sebek and strangling it before throwing it on his bed, with force causing the contents in the bag to spill.

" ' In Queen of hearts rule number # 394 you may not eat cheese in the first week of a leap month' OH MY SEVENS, JUST KILL ME! I'M GOING TO GET A HEART ATTACK IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT LITTLE RED ANT OF A HOUSE WARDEN!"

Ianno paced around the room practically burning footprints on the floor.

" ' Oi, herbivore. Quit ya scwaking and get me something to eat.' ONE OF THESE DAYS KINGSHOLAR YOU'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT CYANIDE WILL TASTE LIKE YOU LAZY SON OF A B-"

" Hello? Ianno, is that you? I heard Leona just now...is everything ok?"

Ianno froze....it Kalim. He head to his door and opened it.

" ah, Housewarden! How are you doing? Is something the matter? " Ianno softly said as he looked at the house warden of Scarabia

" oh, I thought I heard Leona just now....who were you yelling at? For a moment there I the you were fighting with someone...are you ok?" Kalim asked with obvious concern...

Ianno had to think quickly..... And lie.

" oh that? I was practicing my....impersonations... See? ' Kalim, make sure to not fall asleep during this class again.' "

Kalim was amazed! " you sound just like Jamil! That so awesome! Can you do more? Can you do Cater? "

" ' Hey guys, remember we have a club meeting today it's totes going to be E to P to the I C ! ' "

" Wow! How are you doing this?! " Kalim's eyes were wide like a child finding Santa late at night.

" I have a nack for these things. I've been doing this since I was a child. "

' I'd love to hear you do more, but I have to attend a Housewarden meeting, catch you later Ianno! "

With that Kalim went off, Ianno closed the door and went back to his salty mood. " What an Idiot."

[catboyclarity]

I'm doing Whumptober this year because October is a rough time for me and putting characters through The Horrors makes you feel better. I'm mostly using this promptlist because I like it better, may have other prompts in there, don't care about the event stuff, just tagging it so people can blacklist if they want, will be using my OCs or my partner's OCs, will have prompts and potential triggers above the readmore, won't be posting every single one as some are Just For Me.

Day 1. Gunshot Wound. Tws: blood, pain, alcohol mention.

OCs: Clement (ze/hir), Zach (he/him) and Val (she/her). Werewolf hunters. Writing is canon.

“I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m fine,” Zach said. He kept repeating that. Clement wasn’t particularly reassured. Ze knew him well enough that ze also knew he’d be saying that even if he’d been disemboweled or lost a limb or was otherwise mortally injured. Val threw the car door open, and Clement helped Zach lay down as softly as ze could. He swallowed down a shallow pained sound. “I’m fine, really, it just—it just grazed me, it just grazed me.” 

Val crawled into the front seat, to look for the first aid kit, while Clement lifted up Zach’s shirt to check the injury on his side. Ze breathed a sigh of relief. He was right, it had just grazed him—but the wound bled and bled, and all Clement could think about is that if the bullet had hit him just a few more inches to the right, it would have pierced his organs. There would be nothing they could have done for him.

“I’m okay…?” Zach asked, quietly. “You’ll be alright,” Clement said. “You’ll pull through, buddy, we’ll take care of you, okay?” 

“Okay,” Zach repeated. He leaned his head back and winced. Nineteen, only a few years younger than Clement and Val, but at that moment ze felt every day of that gap. Gangly, pale, his movements unbalanced sometimes in the way that reminded hir of a puppy.. He’d been hunting for less than a year, usually with bigger groups than just their trio, did he really know what he was getting into? Were they going to get this poor boy killed someday?

“A fucking gun,” Val said, coming back over the glove compartment with disinfectant and gauze in hand. 

“We should have watched better,” Clement said. Val scowled at hir. 

“Werewolves don’t usually have fucking guns,” she said. “Jesus christ.”

“Should we take him to a  hospital?” “We’re broke.” She sat down on the car floor and unscrewed the bottle of antiseptic. “Zach, this is gonna hurt like a bitch, okay?” 

“I can take it,” He said, looking at the ceiling. “I’m a tough motherfucker, I don’t feel pain, I—” He gritted his teeth to keep from screaming as Val poured it over his wound. 

“You’re doing great.” Clement grabbed his hand. He squeezed hard enough to hurt.

“It’s gonna need stitches.” Val peered at the wound. “Clem, we still have some booze in the back of the van. Go get it, okay?” Ze nodded and let go of Zach’s hand, backing out of the still-open car door. Even outside, ze could still spell the blood. Ze stumbled around to the back compartment and rifled around in there, seeking the bottle of shitty vodka ze knew was in there.

As ze did so, ze could still hear further up in the van. Zach was crying, the sobs choked off, like he was trying to keep them down. Val soothed him, the particular words inaudible, in a voice much softer than she had ever used for Clement.

[dalekofchaos]

AEW Double Or Nothing 2024 review

Okay I've been post blocked for the rest of the night, so here are my DOU thoughts

Ospreay and Roddy killed it.

Adam Cole is back BAY BAY

MJF return thoughts

MJF 10 minutes into his comeback:

destroyed Adam Cole

buried the whole Devil storyline that's been built for months

stood up for AEW

revealed AEW tattoo

swore like 10 times

HE'S BACK BABY! No more pandering, "brochacho" insufferable babyface MJF, heel motherfucking better than you and you know it MJF is back.

You can either have Adam Cole stab the UK in the back, then have Adam Cole align with The Elite and MJF being the heart and soul of AEW or have UK vs MJF....BUT MJF DOESN'T COME ALONE! Dynasty reunion. Out comes Alexander Hammerstone, Richard Holiday, Gino Medina and Grogan. Probably never gonna happen, but you can't tell me with a straight face that MJF coming out with Dynasty doesn't entice you.

Oh, speaking of Undisputed Kingdom. Wardlow's career amounting to "meathead who won a big match one time" is pretty funny tbh

Trios match was decent, the highlight was Juice's return, now I finally have a reason to care about BCG.

Toni killed it and hopefully moves on to better things than the female Dean Malenko. But ya'll couldn't fucking bring out Britt or Jamie???

Didn't care for OC and Trent, so moving on

Expected this learning tree bullshit to continue. Bryan Keith as the newest member. Well...at least it wasn't Sammy.

I'm sorry but if you are still invested AEW after 5 years and get mad at young talent becoming subservient to Jericho you are Charlie Brown getting mad at Lucy for pulling the football. Jericho factions are a feature not a bug, it's why a lot of us checked out.

Moxley and Takeshita tore it down

Willow and Mercedes fucking ruled. Saw the outcome coming a mile away. Thought for sure Kamille or Megan Bayne would've debuted to help Mercedes.

I had problems with Mercedes presentation, but the wait was worth it

Willow and Kris feud is gonna be good tho

Swerve and Christian had a solid match. I just hope from now going forward that Tony treats Swerve better instead of letting him get beat down by the heels every fucking week

Anarchy in the Arena lived up to it's fucking name. Best part was the brawl while FInal Countdown was playing. Pure unadulterated fucking chaos and I loved every fucking minute of it! Definitely gonna be in the top 5 of best matches of 2024.

I may have problems with Tony Khan and some of his shitty booking, but boy do they deliver when it counts!

Also The Elite are over with me, there I said it. They're insufferable douchebags, but they're our insufferable douchebags

I WAS expecting Hangman to come out and turn heel, join The Elite and hang Darby to end the match. But maybe that's who let the wire down 🤔

The battle is over, but the war is just beginning.

We have 3 great pillars leading AEW in the right direction....I SAID 3 PILLARS!

Darby Allin for the rest of 2024

[androidcharles]

Hey Katie, there's something curious that came to my mind, since Cameron (oc of @rarestdoge ) is Amelia's brother, and he and Brutus (oc of @smoresthehalloweenqueen ) and Ashley (oc of @mai-mai-lim ) are known as the "ABC Trio", how exactly Nicole and Amelia's Duo Team would be names?

I'm just curious about it because this just popped into my brain this morning and it hadn't left me alone since then.

Ah, IDK! I'd love to come up w/ a cute duo name for Amiller and Nicky honestly...

This brings me to the point of the fact that Amelia probably isn't part of many "squads" b/c of how hard it is to work her lore into other timelines. But I guess some people work w/ what they've got (for example in the capturecharles comic, I think I remember discussing w/ Minerva that Project SAI was actually successful in establishing itself, unlike in my timeline where it ultimately failed... twice in fact XD)

....

The motherfucking Pretty Pretty Princesses (for legal purposes this is a joke)

[sparkedblaze]

BADGER SAYS YES YES TO SHIPS!

-🦡

Okay, so there are the obvious ones:

Javey/Javid

Newsbians

Spralbert

Blush (with flavor, more on that later)

But, there are other ones that I love that either no one knows or no one likes that I absolutely adore

Blush + Tommy Boy, Specs, Barney, and Skittery. They're not all together, but they have a cute lil polycule. Skittery is only with Blink; Barney is only with Tommy; Blink is with Skittery, Tommy, and Mush; Tommy and Mush are also with Specs. At least, at first, and then they grow closer and kind of branch together. I have so many thoughts on this. It's all Mush's idea at first, he loves love and he loves hard.

Ikeshot!!!! GODS I LOVE IKESHOT. Ike is this little ball of energy bouncing around excitedly but also taking care of his brother. Hotshot is this tough, rough around the edges Brooklyn boy who refuses to let people in. Black cat/Golden retriever relationship.

Lovebird!!!! Romeo and Finch!!!! Holy shit they're so cute 😭They fill me with so much joy. Finch, who is chaotic and probably a little insane, but Romeo who is gentle (and somehow also chaotic) and caring and loving.

Buttons and Dutchy! They're so cute!! They definitely both love to sew and create things and they just have my whole heart. They're the most wholesome ship in the lodgehouse. Absolutely adorable, both great with kids.

Itey (who I can and will refer to as Lorenzo for the rest of this) and Snitch. This one is absolutely canon and no one will ever convince me otherwise. They're literally sleeping in the same bed at the beginning of 92sies. Snitch literally has his feet in Lorenzo's face and instead of fighting (which is the newsies' usual go to), Lorenzo just pushes his foot out of his face, and wipes it off. I bet he got a kiss in apology.

Bart and Myron and Crutchie. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT. So Bart and Myron are obv boyfriends for a long time before the strike. They're so in love it's disgusting. And then they see Crutchie-who doesn't need to be protected, but holy shit Bart can't help himself from trying to kick someone's teeth in when they make a snide comment about him-and he just has these big innocent eyes, but he's got such a rotten mouth what the hell? And they just think it's so precious (they're fricked up, don't worry about it)

Graves and York!!! Graves and York balance each other out. York is aggressive and short-tempered. Graves is even-tempered and thinks quickly on his feet. He's the only one who can calm York down.

And I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about my favorite familial/platonic relationships

Medda is the mom of every single newsie in existence and that's canon.

Race, Jack, and Crutchie are brothers. They've been in the lodgehouse the longest. They've always protected each other. They always will, even after they leave.

The Jacobs siblings!!!! They're so cute!!!! Big sister Sarah being mildly entertained by her big little brother's pining over Jack. Being way more than mildly entertained by her little little brother's starstruck awe by Davey's *cough* friend. They are the generic sibling energies. Sarah, the oldest, is the most responsible, the role model of the group. Davey, the middle child, adaptable and rebellious and tries way too hard to get and keep their parents' pride. Les, the youngest, the baby, gets anything and everything he wants and has 0 problems with it.

CHAOS TRIO CHAOS TRIO CHAOS TRIO. Finch, Albert, and Racetrack MOTHERFUCKING Higgins. They're best friends and wish to cause all of the chaos. In the lodgehouse. At the distribution window. In the streets. Doesn't matter.

OC talky time. Swipe! My baby. I love them. Best friends with Slasher, who Emme and I have declared is siblings with Splasher, Elmer, and Graves. Swipe gets to go to family dinner and absolutely loves all Slashy's siblings.

THE DELANCEY BRUDDAHS. NEED I FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT?! YOU CAN SCROLL THROUGH MY ENDLESS DELANCEY TAG. I LOVE THEM. I FUCKING LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC. I LOVE THEIR SAVAGERY. MY ANGERY VILLAIN BOYS. F U C K.

[danwhobrowses]

My Highlights of Full Gear 2023

And we're back with the wrestling.

Full Gear has a lot of moving pieces looking to build; a variety of title matches, grudge matches and friends fighting one another.

Let's see how what I enjoyed

Spoilers for the PPV of course

Buy In

Stoke staring daggers at Eddie while the crowd still pops for him

'He listens to anime soundtracks' - okay Stokely's a heel in my mind now anime soundtracks slap

In wrestling lore, Anne Hathaway is Stokely's adopted sister XD

That overhead belly to belly into the turnbuckle was so fucking clean

GOODNESS that guitar crack into Sonjay (for a retired backroom staff member Sonjay always takes a lot of bumps)

Ortiz and Eddie together makes me wonder, Santana for next ROH champ?

Eddie's commemorative popping the crowd with Renee - but he was too busy cussing out Stoke to cuss out RJ

I think we don't appreciate enough that the Blackpool Combat Club as a faction exist outside of alignment; all four dabble in heels and yet Claudio is the face against Buddy, Bryan is a face for the Continental Classic, but Mox and Yuta are heels against OC and HOOK (surprised we didn't have a FTW title match here)

This match slaps as well, Claudio and Mr Rhea Ripley are just not human

Cheeky Nandos Kick foreshadowing

Gunns' entrance still slaps, it's perfect and it also elevates BCG when they use it together

In this house we chant 'JOE!' repeatedly

MJF with 365 days on his robe

LA Lakers attire too

'I'm a poor' sign - who isn't these days bud?

Gunns have been flying around everywhere in this match

ADAM COLE BAYBAY!

Leg injury angle adds to the drama too

Main Card

Starting with a big trios match

A fucking children's choir doing Christian Cage's entrance (with a new tron)

I mean 'he comes more often than herpes' is apt for Ric Flair

Adam Copeland with Darby's paint, and those coats

Crowd continuing Metalingus

You can tell when two wrestlers have trained together, the synergy is there

Darby, just. Why?

Darby Allin loves his spine as much as Kota Ibushi loves his neck

He's climbing Everest AFTER THIS???

Nick Wayne's heel development is almost as good as Dominik Mysterio's I must admit

Clever from Christian climbing under the ring to sweep Adam and then lure Sting out to give Darby no options

It was of course a tease, but it was probably wise to keep Copeland and Christian apart all match, save it for Revolution or Winter is Coming

Sting getting an ovation

It felt quite rushed, but OC going over was the right call

I like that Shida has been using a lot of colour to counter Toni's black and white

Kingston putting his titles on the line definitely raises the stakes for the Continental Classic

Brody and Bill staring each other down at the start of the match

MEAT Chants are still alive

Malakai just flung that ladder into Cash

Suicide Dive into a Ladder!?

Red Hart, Sky Blue and Purple Cobras

Hart still has an amazing moonsault

That was a great snap for Code Blue

I thought Sky would take it but good for Julia

Billy Boy Bird is All Elite and he still has Elevated Bruv

Swerve gets the Nana Dance with a trope Entrance

Hangman didn't even wait for the Entrance

I've been guilty of stapling myself in my youth (I didn't realise the 'metal face' is what makes the ends bend and wanted to see for myself) so I know that hurts like a motherfucker

He's fucking drinking his blood!

Swerve's Killshot instincts have awakened

DVD on a Cinder Block!

PILEDRIVER ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!?

TOMBSTONE ON A BARBED WIRE CHAIR!

I do love that spot when someone beats 10 by rolling out the ring (this time dragged)

And the Chain comes back

I don't think you can't call that a match, that was a WAR

GIVE THAT MAN A BELT, GIVE THAT MAN THE WORLD TITLE BELT

Omega selling a story with sentiment

Kenny you need to rename it something other than 'You Can't Escape' because buddy they can escape

Bucks did the low blow

Jericho kicked out of the BTE Trigger

Choices of V Trigger

Matt Jackson OWA

BCG with the mocking limp

MJF with the ambulance return spot

Jay White's heel work has been great throughout

Nigel literally hiding in the corner

The table collapsed and Max hit the elbow drop anyway on pure ground

TOPE CUTTER!?

Conclusion There was a lot of great wrestling on this card.

However, between the opener and the TBS title match it did feel like some matches were very rushed; OC/Moxley was a complete sprint, same with Storm/Shida, and the Ladder Match felt rather messy to try and contain all the spots they wanted. Also TK seriously, I get Toni has done a massively over reinvention but I am begging you to let Shida successfully defend a title in front of a PPV crowd, for god's sake man.

I didn't quite like the Jets beating the Bucks either, with Ibushi signed there's not much reason for their team to exist and now they have an anytime tag title shot. I guess it does end Kenny's PPV losing streak but still.

And I must say I was on the fence about the Main Event, I get using drama to narrate the match but the leg injury did end up weakening Jay White's very strong build that he couldn't beat a one-legged MJF, and too much shenanigans leave that for every Roman Reigns defense in the last year (all 5 of them).

But on the plus side, some amazing storytelling, some electrifying spots, the TBS championship being given to a young and deserving talent, and just an all timer brutal war of a match. It's not the strongest of AEW's current strong PPV runs but it's still pretty damn strong.

Match of the Night: Texas Death Match Best Entrance: The Patriarchy's children's choir just beats the Nana Dance trope Best Attire: Sting, Darby and Adam Copeland just ekes out Statlander's Globogym Purple Cobras outfit Best Performance: Hangman/Swerve tied Spot of the Night: So much of the Texas Death Match could've gone on here but I'm giving it to MJF's over the top rope and out the ring cutter because I did not see that coming

[binalakai]

🍅🧅🍏🥑 wahoo fruit party!!

How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL. oh god. okay. okay Hue Man on Earth is a story that is. REALLY hard for me to share, despite how much I do try to talk about it publicly (or at least update my toyhouse as much as possible when i feel like doing that), there's always that sense of. people either boiling my characters down to Tropes/who's the Bad one and who's the Good One. whos the character thats meant to be a personal attack on someone (none of them are) n whos the character that is meant to be relatable (none of them are PURPOSELY written to be that way) n it just. really goddamn sucks sometimes. i could talk about specifics with my main trio specifically, over the course of time that i've had Hue, Magni, and Clyde, theyve all been weirdly misunderstood in their own way that i have gotten to the point of having to reevaluate those folks n look inward into seeing if that perception of themselves can be weaved into the plot. but honestly i think ill catch myself in a bad mood atm if i think about it too hard. tldr on that; i try to microdose my story when sharing it to others, n even then i get really nervous about the idea that my story wont be valued/understood as a whole, which is partially of my own doing as well bc i do have a tendency to Put a Lot into characters once i get super attached to them. ..so nowadays im too burned out to do that :"P once i make that pitch bible, it probably still wont fix that, but its still a project im committing to nonetheless! 🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information? Hue) hard to answer with a creature like him. objectively, he doesnt cry. its not needed for him to release emotion the same way it does for Earth-things. but he does it anyway, or at least the equivalent (letting go of parts of his body in droplets from his eyes, just for them to crawl back to his body) it's less about "am i sad right now and do i have to cry" and more like "is crying appropriate for this situation.". after his Human arc in arc 5, its something he actually stops doing as a whole because experiencing the feeling of crying in a human body like. Actually Fucks him up REAL bad NJWKEFNAJKWFNAKWEF Magni) the "sillier" or "unrelated to themselves" the issue is, the more theyll have a tendency to genuinely cry over it. they cry when they know no one else is there to mourn over the problem they're crying about, which is why they'll have a very Stone Flat Face when Witnessing the horrors, but will have an absolute meltdown over dropping their favorite cup Clyde) Honestly that motherfucker will cry over. like....anything? Honestly? to the point where it can be unpredictable. Clyde's emotions are based less on the Cause of Crying and more about the intensity of its emotions. any time it gets overwhelmed, it will cry, and its been labeled a crybaby inuniverse because of that 🍏 [GREEN APPLE] How do they differ from the norm and how are they punished for it? answering this all together, and honestly without having to like. explain the whole plot of HMoE in one setting. Hue seen as different from the norm not because he's an alien but because he's technically an illegal immigrant, Magni and Clyde are autistic PoC that also Do Not Fit Well into their hometown whatsoever. may i need to say anything else. 🥑 [AVACADO] What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

Hue) trying to be seen as a good person, even if it means doing the most heinous shit possible (as long as he's able to hide it/insist on good intentions) Magni) trying to be seen as the Right Person, even if it means twisting things in their favor SPECIFICALLY to be right (though will admit to it redhanded if theyre caught, more out of being impressed if anything) Clyde) trying to be seen as the Truthful Person, even if it means ruining everyone's day/life about it (it''ll try to seem like it doesnt care about being "bad", but it very much actually eats away at it. every single damn day)

[tokillamockingbird427]

KATAR

fluff train headcanons? (you know the drill)

im exhausted and need something to motivate me to finish my homework.

Gonna do them for the Three Billy Ghosts Gruff. (The kid trio lmao.)

They ADORE Merrick to no end. Seriously. They think he's the coolest most badass motherfucker and that's purely because their parents keep telling stories about Merrick being a badass and saving their asses. (They might be a tiny bit inflated but also Merrick has saved them several times lmao.)

Elijah, being the youngest, has two incredibly protective older cousins to act as his bodyguards almost 24/7. (And then the Ghosts loom menacingly behind the three of them... they encounter no trouble.)

Uriel was is of course the most ecstatic oldest cousin ever, and despite only being two years older than Nutti and four older than Elijah, constantly refers to them as his baby siblings.

Also, Uriel considers them both close enough to be his siblings rather than cousins. Seriously. He fucking adores Nut and Eli and likes doting on them. It's not much of a stretch to say he'd kill for them, and the he's a pacifist!

Despite adoring and doting on his younger Ghosties, Uriel still regularly ropes all three of them into trouble. See the christmas fic lmao. He's just too damn curious and needs minions!

Nutti is really the one in charge tbh. Uriel's the one to come up with ideas, but if Nut ain't down with it? It ain't happening.

Elijah can best be described as the stereotypical ditzy blonde of the trio, but it really isn't his fault. One; he got an awful case of the himbo from Hesh. Two; he's also the youngest so he's obviously gonna be "behind" Uriel and Nut in a lot of things. And hey, he can use it to his advantage. Since he's the baby, he gets away with more. He just has to flash a cute smile.

Back to Nutti, they're the most book smart of the trio. Mostly because Eli's awful case of the Himbos and Uriel hoarding random facts rather than textbook smarts in his noggin.

Uriel's the most adventurous, hence the "Dragging his two besties into trouble 24/7."

Imagine them all conked out after a long day of doing dumb kid shit.... yeah I gotta draw that.

Nutti is @samithemunchkin 's adorable oc, and Elijah is @alidravana 's lovely oc.

[beevean]

Here's a trickier question: between IDW and NFCV which displays the worst amount of favoritism towards their OCs? :P

Of course in NFCV's case we're counting Isaac as an OC

Oh, then NFCV, no doubt. Motherfucker became the true protagonist of the show.

"But Sonic also lost relevance in IDW!" Very true, I did not forget how the main cover of #50 featured Surge, Kit and Starline instead of him. But at least he has appeared in meaningful arcs, although always glued to Tails or other OCs. At least he has had memorable moments, although in the worst of ways. It's only in the last arc that Sonic has felt like he's been included because of obligation, but generally speaking, even when it became clear that the writers vastly preferred their own characters to avoid dealing with guidelines, Sonic still mattered in a way - c'mon bro let's not forget all the horrible morality discourse that came with him. Also, to be fair, IDW is a comic with an episodic format: it's not really meant to have a cohesive theme, it's meant to be a collection of adventures of Sonic & co. The main problem is that "& co" are now mainly OCs.

I have no idea what NFCV is about.

I realized recently that I can describe what the game series is about very easily: "The Belmont family and their allies vs. Dracula, stuck in a cycle of revenge and rebirth". But NFCV? Sure, it starts pretending to be a CV3 adapation, fair; then it starts to be rather unbalanced in S2, where it technically splits between heroes and villains but the villain plotline is far more fleshed out and complex than the heroes sitting in a library bitching to each other... but then in S3 and S4 you have:

Isaac and the real Hector's his character arc about becoming more than a tool, finding agency for himself, and learning to respect mankind

Hector's Torture Porn show

Alucard literally wasting his life away in his old home that his friends abandoned him in, then going to save a random village

Trevor & Sypha doing... hero shit, I guess

The #girlboss council replacing Dracula as the main villains in theory, but in practice being mostly Carmilla "scheming" or going on cliché villain/radfem rants, and Lenore intersecting with the aforementioned Hector Torture Porn show (+ Striga and Morana being kept around for Representation)

exclusive to S4, St. Germain's descent into villainy and Death's plan to completely nullify the whole point of Dracula and Lisa being dead, sticking it up canon's ass

This is too much. No wonder most of these plotlines were rushed to death. Most importantly, which are the plotlines that get the most importance? That's right: Isaac's, the #girlbosses', and the S4 villains. All of them are OCs. The main trio of canon protagonists is essentially put on a bus. (Hector is a special case: he has a fair amount of screentime, but he's not treated like a character)

Hell even S2 was all about how much better the OC villain Carmilla was than canon Dracula and his silly plan! "Oh but IDW did the same!" True, Starline couldn't shut the fuck up about how smarter he was than Eggman. But at least he died before Eggman. And not to forgive how mistreated Eggman is in IDW, but Dracula wasn't exactly better, sitting around all Depressed and apathetic for two seasons until he gave one (1) great fight and then died and then was resurrected at the very end without his iconic hatred for mankind... which is almost like as if Eggman got put on a bus for three years, then returned, then decided to become Mr. Tinker.

IDW is bad, but everything it does to piss me off, NFCV will always do worse.

[scarabiaa]

OCs in a Haunted House

ITS SPOOKY SEASON, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? SPOOKY OCS anyways enjoy bc. I'm making them as stuff I've said in a haunted house that they'd probably say too and what they'd do (except ivy, she only gets a quote, and yes, let us pretend this takes place in universal studios for the jokes)

Lumi:

"I get that he wanted to be evil or whatever with his hotel and he killed people, but come on, be original. At least summon Satan."

Is the one everyone holds on to since she's the one that shows no fear

While she shows no fear, it doesn't mean she isn't scared; she's terrified but she does not show it

Sees the villains of this book series roaming around and immediately drags her friends to take pictures of them

Those pictures are posted on her empty Magicam, along with other pictures of her friends (her new wallpaper is one of her, Iris, and Meditrina posing at the camera while the Package Trio is behind them, screaming and covering their eyes)

She buys one of the really sweet drinks from the book series section and she immediately winces at how sweet it is

Passes the drink on to Valkyrie since she has a slight sweet tooth

For food, she orders a chicken sandwich and an Acid Pie Shake (immediately regrets it and gives it to Ignis)

Hates the escalators, they take forever

WILL take Miles with her next time and she's taking Allen too, she thinks that with his collection of knives, he could make some friends inside of this place

Lumi, texting Allen: I'm taking you to this event where you can make friends and meet the love of your life.

(When she says "love of your life", she means one of the stiltwalkers.)

Meditrina:

"I do not need an umbrella or poncho, it's too expensive, I'd rather die."

Grips onto Lumi like she'll get lost (which she does and Ignis panics trying to find her)

She's having the time of her life screaming at the top of her lungs and she always comes out of the houses laughing

The flower in her hair changes constantly because she's either laughing or screaming

She's the kind of person that, once they're all in the haunted hoise, gets impatient when the line isn't moving

Meditrina: MOVE IT, LOSER, SOME OF US WANT TO GET SCARED RIGHT NOW

She likes the rides they went on before (she got so wet from one of the water rides and Iris was cackling because she warned her)

She's the one that knows her stuff when it comes to Latin food so she definitely gets a bunch of it

A worse judge than Gordon Ramsey, she sits there and goes, "This tortilla is drier than my texts with (insert person she hates from middle school)."

She says that she's taking Esteban with her next time, they're gonna be the cool cousins of the family going to a horror event and coming out of it traumatized

But #BetterThanYou is great for the Magicam

(Oh my God, she's been infected by Cater)

Gale:

Directly at an actor that scared the crap out of him: "MOTHERFUCKER"

SCREAMS at the top of his lungs

Literally mutters under his breath, "If they keep asking for our bracelets, I swear to God I'm going to pay so they know our names and we don't have to show our bracelets."

Lumi has to explain that the bracelets let the people know that they paid for the Halloween event and Gale's going :D again

He's not picky about where he wants to go, he's been to some of these events back in his home world but never with such a large group of friends

He has to be stopped from using his Unique Magic to see what's ahead of them but he still searches online to prepare himself for what's ahead (he says that he needs to be prepared just in case)

To not be scared, he goes along with the scare actors; there was one time where one of the scare actors was behind a mask before he peeled off the mask and slowly tilted his head at Gale, Gale, out of terror, did the exact same thing so the actor wouldn't jump out at him

He can hear some people whispering about his eyes and how they're cool contacts, even though he isn't wearing any contacts

He orders grilled cheese because he is basic and knows what he likes; he just dips it in the tomato sauce that Ignis brought with him since the tomato sauce slaps

Ignis:

"I only know who Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are--BUMBLEBEE SAVED US? Hey 😏"

Restrains Gale from using his Unique Magic to see what's ahead of them because it's not fun that way

Definitely flirts slightly with the cashiers to get some free stuff (by the end of the night, he's given fake numbers to a bunch of people and gotten a bunch of plushies for his friends)

Screams when he feels a chainsaw near him and jumps into Navin's arms, who goes :|

Complains about walking but if any of the girls are tired, he's immediately carrying them on his back so that they can rest

Turns into a tiny dragon to sit on Astro's shoulder on one ride, regrets it immediately when the ride is going super fast and he's holding on for dear life

He gets grilled cheese, just like Gale, only he has tomato sauce that he made that is better than anything

When he gets tired, he just gets into Meditrina's backpack but by accident, he was put into a locker and panicked the entire time while the others were on the ride, so he sent a text to the group chat

Ignis: SNED HLPE IM DRGUN STCKU NI LOCKER

Gale: Anyways so

No longer becomes a dragon after that, he has learned his lesson the hard way (and does not talk to Medi for a whole ten minutes because she's laughing so hard at him)

Iris:

"If this dinosaur eats me, tell my cousin I hate [him]. Just kidding, don't tell [him] anything and leave [him] in suspense."

Studies the animatronics of everything and internally seethes because she wants to create this someday and she's kicking stuff, saying that if she got the chance, she could design an entire park on her own

The creator of a machine that glamors stuff; the stuff Medi and Ignis brought should've been confiscated by security by with Iris's invention, they were able to sneak in a whole picnic

She does get scared easily and screams very loudly before cursing heavily, no child should be near her and she is gripping Val and Onyx's hands for dear life

Hates waiting more than anything and instead of having Colette pay, she just creates something necessary for them to get little passes to get ahead of the line (shout out to Titus for hacking and getting the passes)

The food there is decent and she gets some sweet stuff, even though her friends tell her to get actual food (she does not listen)

That night, she cannot sleep (even though that's common for her)

Drinks a lot of coffee too and she's so funny in the mazes because she's saying all sorts of things that are out of pocket in mazes, but it's all because she wants to go to the next house, knowing full well the lines are packed

She hates lines. She's impatient. What a good duo!

Promises herself that she'll take Merrill next time just to see if he can handle everything

Navin:

"NO, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE--wait, I'm [19]. I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY DRIVER'S LICENSE YET!"

Fanboying over the actors and the prosthetics and the lights

(He's just too scared and won't admit it)

Sorry, Colette, but Navin is grabbing Titus's hand because 1.) He's short 2.) He's terrified 3.) He doesn't know where he's going

He actually gets lost in a haunted house; cue the entire group realizing once they get out that he's still inside and they are absolutely panicking

By the time he's outside, they're all back inside trying to find him

He gets stuck on a ride and it's hilarious to the others because it's his first time there so Navin goes along with the joke

"Hey, I didn't know us being stuck was part of the ride!"

"Oh yeah, it's my favorite part."

Although he tells the others to eat actual good and fusses over them like a mother, he's a hypocrite because he only gets churros

Meditrina is shoving food into his hands, there is no way their toy poodle is going to collapse in the rain

Navin asks, "Do you think I could be a scare actor?"

Ignis, like the idiot he is, goes, "If gnomes were the theme for next year, yeah."

Navin prays on Ignis's downfall

He's also really simple with his food, he just gets pizza and that's it, he's not picky at all and follows the others around wherever they want to go

Blanca:

"I either scared the actor or the actor was flirting with me. I think it's the former. I'm gonna be a scare actor!"

Her butterflies latch onto her hair and since they're constantly moving, people compliment her on her "costume" but she's so confused because she's not wearing a costume ?? What ??

When it inevitably starts raining, she immediately buys a poncho with pockets inside so that the butterflies don't get wet

She buys cotton candy, having never tried it before and she really does like it!

Of course, she screams too; yes, she likes horror but she will also scream here

Goes first into the scariest house and she's super excited about it, even leading some of them and holding their hands

She buys the chicken caesar salad, only, she lets Meditrina put all her spices in it because Meditrina always brings like a box of tiny spices (Blanca trusts her, the food is always good)

She's the person that stays on the outside of the group as a sacrifice and in one of the mazes, she made eye contact with an actor and she did NOT let the eye contact go until he let go first out of fear that this guy would go chasing after her

She immediately gets jumpscared right afterwards

There is one house she wants to go to, but unfortunately it was closed, so she makes a plan in her head to take other students with her next to around, including Malleus and her brother

Colette:

"Why the hell is this place full of kids, don't you all have homework to do?"

Buys everything for her friends, no, they can't look at something for more than a minute because she's paying for them

She's the one that buys their food, their plushies, anything that they want, it's theirs

Not surprisingly, she's been to that park before, just not during Halloween so she's really having fun

Pretends not to be scared but is super jumpy and accidentally punched Iris one time when Iris tried to scare her

She also glares at the little kids all the time

She went with the girls to one ride while the boys went onto another ride: she had the time of her life and it was such a cute photo that it's now her lockscreen

The food there is decent to her, she'll buy it because her friends all like it; she's dainty about her food too, so she'll pick the ones that don't seem like they'll give her a sugar rush

Makes fun of couples behind their backs and it's a running joke between all of them where someone has taken a picture of Colette making a disgusted face in front of a couple (it seems like they're taking pictures of Colette, but overall, it's of the couple AND Colette)

In her fear in the houses, she says stuff like, "God, if you're chasing me that bad, at least take me on a date first" and the scare actor just leaves trying not to laugh

Titus:

After not being scared by jumpscares but by hanging fruits with heads in them: "HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THAT?"

He and Colette are the ones making faces behind couples' backs, being disgusted by them as though they aren't in a relationship

Onyx: You two are literally dating-

Titus: Yeah, except we're not like that.

Yes, he is holding a lot of his friends' hands and they're all crowding to him so that they don't get separated and they can hang onto him

Titus once hit his head on accident on the doorframe and he pretended to be fine, but he literally had to sit down because he swore up and down that he saw the ghost of the hotel owner (it was the ghost of the hotel owner, but it was actually an actor well hidden)

Carries Navin on his shoulders and it's hilarious because Navin pretends he hates it, but he's having so much fun on Titus's shoulders

Titus: I can let you get off-

Navin: NO.

He likes the Harry Potter ride, they all just had the unfortunate experience of getting stuck and he was so sarcastic about it, like, "Oh wow, I didn't know this was part of the ride, Ignis."

"Yeah, it's my favorite part."

"I think I'll come back for more of this."

He has won plushies for everyone, he's strangely good at the arcade games

Astro:

"These guys are higher than a kite, but at least they're vibing."

Screams at the sight of the guides, they have cloaks and glowsticks and these guys scare Astro more than the scare actors

Also screams at the sight of his friends, specifically Val, he loves teasing her and he screams at the sight of her

Astro: Oh, Val! I didn't know you were a scare actor for the clown house!

Val:

He thinks he's hilarious and the Package Trio's giggles affirm that (they are also laughing when Valkyrie is chasing him)

Astro, of course, tries to flirt with everyone.

Does it work? Sometimes, but most of the time, the scare actors are there like :| bro ong you get no bitches

(Someone took a video and the other three of his idol group are RUINING him on Magical Twitter, no one slanders him more than they do)

He does not stay still in maze lines, he's vibing to the music or he's playing a game on his phone; most of the time, he's playing Heads Up on his phone with the others

Makes so many friends in the lines ?? It's crazy because they all think he's dressed up and he has a costume, but it's just his regular demon form, so no one even guesses it's him as Astro

He likes anything and everything from that place, although the others have to stop him because he'd get a lot of sweets and that's a REALLY bad pairing

Valkyrie:

"If you're going to kill me, not the head, please."

She's enjoying it here, having never been here before and she wasn't aware that people liked being scared for fun so this was a brand new experience for her

To her own surprise, she was the only one in the group to be stopped by one of the "monsters" and she was given a flower from this monster before he immediately sprinted away to find a new victim

Gale: Why's Val pulling entire monsters?!

Ignis: Because she's better than all of us, I guess.

She goes to sleep thinking about that interaction

There's this event that's just special effects that she wanted to see and then she saw the wait time and said, "Let us move on and venture to get nourishment."

She's simple and gets a sandwich, she likes the sandwiches there

Also, she REALLY likes the escalators. There's like four of them to get from the top of the park to the very bottom and she finds that more fun than any of the rides

Does not take pictures and if a ride takes a picture of her, she's super photogenic

Buys stuff that has to do with traveling, she looks like an entire tourist when she literally lives near there

The one person that everyone hangs onto; by the end of the night, she's literally carrying all of the others in her arms and it's an entire pile on top of her as she takes them around

Onyx:

"Listen. When I said I wasn't scared of La Llorona, that did not mean that I am going to go knocking at her door. I am intelligent, not scared."

He doesn't really flinch a lot in haunted houses, he's not scared by them as much as everyone else is

When the girls and the boys separated and he went with the boys, he, at the request of Colette, recorded everything that went on in the haunted house; cue the boys (except for him) screaming at the top of their lungs

He goes along with it because his friends drag him out, but unfortunately, his inventor was too good at her job, so now he can see the jumpscares and where people are

(Iris obviously fixes it when she realizes and she takes out her pocket toolkit so that he's as scared as the rest of them; it works)

Goes into the Llorona maze with the others, and at seeing Meditrina actually freeze up, Onyx is going, "Aw, hell no-"

Gale: COME ONNN IT'S NOT THAT BAD

(It was that bad)

He's very happy with his food, he's adorable because he's actually kicking his feet as he eats his cotton candy

Poor boy does not trust any of the stiltwalkers, he's gripping onto whoever is next to him and their hand, their hand might be a little sprained after this

Onyx: OH JEEZ, OH MY GOD, THEY'RE RUNNING, THEY'RE SPRINTING

Astro: See, that'd be great and all if it wasn't for you literally CRUSHING MY HAND-

Ivy:

"I am not waiting a long ass line for some pizza fries inspired by the Weeknd."

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[infoglitch]

So it's been awhile since I posted something original. Due to me making fanfic and shit so here's three of my oc's.

Johnson red. The main protagonist of my story.

Xander oakgreen. The secondary protagonist and is a little shit despite how old he is.

Lucius Blackwell. Unintentional very edgy. (Then again that's more of just an association with black being an edgy color which it's not. If anything it's pink that's edgy) anyway he's the prince of hell and the third protagonist of the trio that is these motherfuckers. And the only reason why lucius's age is unknown is because technically he's a teenager but he's also the son of the devil who been around for a long time. So no one truly knows how old he is but hes mainly ranging from 16-20.

[just-jammin]

i feel like i have too much fun making trios

almost all of my most recent main character ocs? trios

the vigilante angels (Seph, Locke, & Zira) are a trio

even the First Protector & the OG Fish Siblings are a trio

and now superpowered convicts (Snowcone, Scraps, & Philly) are a trio

is this telling me something???

[princess-of-the-corner]

It’s been commented that some people aren’t familiar with my OCs and.... yeah that’s fair. So I’m going to post them. 

This will include a picture(either one I drew or made with this picrew), their name, a mini-bio, and what series they are associated with in The Crossover. 

Also rip to if this shows up in tags if you don’t go here welcome to this nonsense!!!!

Name: Ariel Rinn

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug, American Dragon, Code Lyoko

Bio: Called the Dragon Witch of Paris, she runs her shop and keeps the local French Magic Community from self-destructing every few minutes. Incredibly powerful, but a cryptic motherfucker. 

Name: Guy/害

Associated Series: Samurai Jack, Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Also called ‘Flamethrower Guy’, he’s a Demon with one hell of a pyromaniacal streak. Has a ‘pet’ named Sparky which is a beetle that shoots fire somehow. Very chaotic, and will throw hands with shitty parents. Half-siblings with Ashi. 

Name: Stella Wolfe

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: The braincell of our ‘Chaos Trio’. Homicide detective who fell into the world of Magic, and now keeps getting involved in cases where Magic plays a part. When not working, she’s trying to keep Ariel and Guy on a leash. 

Name: Basil

Associated Series: American Dragon, Danny Phantom, Phineas and Ferb, 

More mature and calm than most of these OCs lmao. He’s a Guardian Dragon off the Midwest USA.

Name: Roxane

Associated Series: American Dragon, Ben 10, MLP:EQG, Kim Possible, Gravity Falls

Bio: Very angry girl and will teach your kids how to swear! In her defense, she deals with a lot of fuckery being the Guardian Dragon of the West USA

Name: Kaimana

Associated Series: American Dragon, Lilo & Stitch

Bio: Very tired coffee addict. They have to deal with not only the usual locals, but the sudden and chaotic local Alien population, plus idiot tourists! 

Name: Daisuke

Associated Series: American Dragon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Shugo Chara, Sailor Moon, Detective Conan, Samurai Jack, Persona 5, Vocaloid.

Bio: He is very grumpy because he deals with so much fuckery as the Guardian Dragon of Japan. Totally denies the fact that he’s pretty much adopted like 20 kids by now lmao. 

Name: Alexander

Associated Series: American Dragon, Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Guardian Dragon of England. Owns an antique shop they’ve had for so long that it probably didn’t start out antique. 

Name: Vesta

Associated Series: Danny Phantom

Bio: The ghost of a teenage paranormal investigator! Very hyperactive given she’s now the thing that she was investigating. Would let herself be dissected for science.

Name: Aleksandra ‘Sasha’ Masters

Associated Series: Danny Phantom

Bio: Sasha appears in my rewrite of ‘Masters of All Time’. She’s from the alternate Timeline where Jack got hit with the Proto-Portal while Maddie married Vlad instead(and also Vlad is an evil bastard in this Timeline). Sasha is Maddie and Vlad’s daughter. She became a Halfa due to her father’s experiments.

Name: Courtney

Associated Series: Ben 10

Bio: She is a basic white bitch and I love her so much. Captain of the high school’s swim team, and has a future in newscasting. Courtney is a Siren, but is actually unable to sing. She instead uses her Magic to cause radios to play oddly-specific songs to situations she’s trying to feed of the emotions of. 

Name: Diamond Valor

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Cunning and somewhat smug prosecution lawyer, but is here for the truth, not the win. Her scarf is a good luck charm made by her sister-in-law. 

Name: Beryl Verity

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Defense lawyer. Typically cutthroat, but knows when to give up. Loves her daughter and supports her career

Name: Isabelle

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Isabelle goes to an art-focused school, where she hones her acting skills. Despite being a student, she is getting hired for roles in more indie productions around Paris. 

Name: Opal Acuity

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Sweet and kind, but ruthless in court. A lawyer with a focus on copyright law. Helps Miraculous Merchandising navigate things. 

Name: Jason Jewell

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: A fashion designer and textile engineer in NYC. Basically the Edna Mode for the United Heroes. While he is busy, he makes sure to have time for his husband and daughter. Jason did once have a relationship with Audrey Bourgeois, but broke it off when he found out she was married. 

Name: Rico Avalon

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Best-selling mystery novelist, and very kind hearted. Can let his imagination get the better of him though. 

Name: Milagros Avalon

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Milagros is a singer, and would love to have her own band someday. For now, she’s settling for karaoke night with her girlfriend, Aeon. 

Name: Ashley

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Ashley is an upperclassman at Françoise Dupont, and president of her class. She is very optimistic, no matter what happens. 

Name: Henri

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: Henri is an upperclassman at  Françoise Dupont, and Ashley’s vice president. Though he thinks he’s a bit bland and boring, most people find him quite charming.

Name: Eleanor

Associated Series: Miraculous Ladybug

Bio: An upperclassman at  Françoise Dupont and president of her class. Though a bit of a snob overall, she seems to have a particular bone to pick with Ashley.