#mr. bounce

[homefryboy]

*vegeta voice* i just didn’t care anymore

(commissions open)

[wintermav]

Shawn Levy, when I FIND YOU. Was this butt pressed on crotch shot necessary? Hell yes

[leequadd]

love this guy

[redmimosas]

Kastle fans: omg where is Jon, he's not been seen on born again season 2 set, what's happening??? No more Frank and Karen scenes?

Meanwhile...

Jon Bernthal, in his trailer, typing up page 94 of his kastle fic-, I mean his Punisher special presentation script:

[doobledabbadoo]

lil art dump, from shape people to women in different clothes

[feniksido]

What did they think was going to happen if they won?

[danielbear]

also i know i’m late but when phil requested double Gs my jaw dropped. babygirl u don’t want those

[mrdingaring]

an important message!

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Kavik: Nooooo, she didn't! Rangi: She did! She stuck me in the ground and pranced off to do spirits no what! Kavik: Ugh, they really don't appreciate us do they? Rangi: She thinks I can't handle it! I'm her bodyguard, and a lieutenant in the military! I can do anything! But what I can't do is guard a body that's not there! And, she keeps losing pieces of it! I won't have a body to guard at this rate! Kavik: Does she have trouble sleeping too? Rangi: Sleeping. Eating. Functioning! Everything! I have to have Jinpa keep an eye on her for me! But she doesn't listen to him! Kavik: At least she listens to you sometimes! Yangchen doesn't like being told what to do. It's sooooo hard to convince her to do anything! I have to beg her to sleep! She's like a toddler! Rangi: They're both overgrown toddlers! Ugh, they are just the worst I tell you! Kavik: I know! E-especially when they get too-ahem- friendly. *starts to blush* Rangi, blushing too: I don't really mind them taking the lead tbh, just not when my face is busted up! Kavik, blushing harder: I just don't want it to be in the middle of an assembly! Rangi: Same! Kinda, we- Yangchen and Kyoshi, barging in:

[ronandreams]

character aesthetics: elliot alderson, the mastermind

hello, friend. hello, friend? that's lame. maybe i should give you a name. but that's a slippery slope. you're only in my head. we have to remember that. shit, it's actually happened. i'm talking to an imaginary person. what i'm about to tell you is top secret. a conspiracy bigger than all of us.

[pompillar]

Since I mentioned the beach resort fic let me give ya'll a little excerpt that won't give too much away but enough to give you the vibe of what's happening

(this is subject to change once I edit it so possibly rough draft of this scene)

Kaito laid out on his back, panting softly still. His body finally under the umbrella and out of the harsh sun he whined, "Ugh... forget tanning, I'm just gonna burn..."

Luca had been rummaging around in his bag and found what he was searching for. "I told you to let me know whenever you felt overheated." He popped the cap on the sunscreen and rubbed a dollop between his hands. Leaning over the blond he began rubbing the cream into his chest first.

Kaito flinched, "W-warn me! Geez... And I did tell you! You were just too into the game!" Letting Luca apply the sunscreen he sighed softly, "Plus you know I can do this myself right?"

The other man pouted, "If you get sunburnt it will be my fault. I failed to protect you. So please allow me to try and fix what I've done."

Kaito blushed and covered his face, "You're so embarrassing! Ughhh I hate understanding why the girls were all over you..."

Luna stepped up beside them, camera up and focused on Luca's hands. "You making sure Kaito doesn't become a lobster?"

He looked up as his hands moved down to the blond's exposed stomach, "Of course! It wouldn't do to let him suffer any type of injury when we're on a vacation like this."

She smiled, watching Kaito instantly sit up at the sound of her voice.

"Luna! Thank youuuuuu... You saved me by distracting those guys... They're scary when it comes to games like that. I thought Towa was gonna spike the ball through my head at one point!"

Luca pushed him back down and continued, "He wouldn't have done that."

"He might have! You never know! He's a little unhinged if you hadn't noticed yet."

Luna giggled, "He wouldn't hurt you on purpose. I made him promise a long time ago that hurting anyone else in our group was off limits... Unless they specifically ask you to."

Big blue green eyes widened, "Who would ask that?!"

She held up a finger to her lips, "I can't divulge sensitive information like that."

Luca smiled and watched the two as he grabbed more sunscreen to use on Kaito's arms.

[healthyfungi]

More and more headcanons/lore of these Mr Men characters: 1.) Mr Topsy-Turvy is a Oregonian baker in Edinburgh. He has a bakery shop called "Topsy's Buns! All Breads that You Can Eat". He's close relatives with Mr Wrong and Mr Nonsense.

2.) Mr Clever is a British lawyer from Manchester. He specializes on defending people and other cases. He's close relatives with Little Miss Inventor, his elder sister.

3.) Mr Bounce is an Indian originally from Rajasthan and now living in London. He's a granthi, which means he reads the holy book called "Guru Granth Sahib" during religious ceremonies. He is born with a special ability to bounce anywhere he wants. He's even strictly vegetarian.

[hellyeahsickaf]

Having grown up with pretty severe undiagnosed ADHD one of my core memories will always be the teacher in 6th grade that would go out of his way to humiliate students that weren't reading enough. Idk how common this was but we had AR points. Essentially a system where if you read a book you could take a quiz on it and get points if you passed, with each book being worth a different amount of points. A very short book might be 3 points, a book the size of Harry Potter might be worth 40-70. You get it

I was actually good at literacy, I had the highest literacy score in that class. But audiobooks weren't really much of a thing yet and sitting down to read a book was virtually impossible, it's something I still struggle with and thought I was stupid for. I knew how to read and was great at it, even liked the material, but physically sitting down and reading a book was close to impossible. There were kids with hundreds of AR points and I had idk, probably less than 25.

And every few weeks this asshole would have all of us line up from most points to least. He'd go through, first hyping up the front of the line saying how impressed he was. He'd tell the next few they were doing well, to keep it up. Further down tell them to pick up the pace, but god help you if you were within the last 6 or so (some of them had the same issue as me, VERY likely also something undiagnosed)

He'd spend most of this time on those last few students. Berating these 11 year olds individually and intentionally humiliating them, telling them how there are 7 year olds who read more than us. He'd say we had no future, at least nothing better than minimum wage at McDonald's. That or we'd be on the streets. He was the type to bully neurodivergent kids every chance he got and boy that was damaging.

Wasn't the first or last teacher of mine to bully and shame kids and other teachers knew he did this so they'd send them to our classroom. He'd sometimes take an entire hour (I'd counted) out of our class time just humiliating this kid or few kids sent in for things like not doing their work or causing disruptions. He'd sometimes put their sloppy unfinished work or something on the projector and make fun of it. If the kid started crying he'd tell them to suck it up or call them names. And he was actually really well liked by the students, just the ones he wasn't an abusive motherfucker to

[jimmyofthe-year]

This ship is growing onto me..

I call it... Rocket to Mars.. Cause Mr Uppity is rich like El0n Mvsk and he wants to bounce to Mars like Mr Bounce.. Get it? No? Aw man

[alwaysanxiousrobot]

#for science