#mr. greedy

[dokonicamarinealsocamronmoxley]

So i heard of a mr. men adult book series that chaotic than the kid-friendly ones so here's some images

[beesofink]

OOPS GUESS WHO FORGOT TO POST THEIR ART ON HERE

Hello everyone!! I finally remembered to post on this account too. I am currently working on a Mr. Men project that started on it's anniversary to celebrate 53 years of the book series!! I hope to add one character a day!! And if you all want to suggest a canon character to add, please do!! It's only one per person though-

[seashoreships]

FARTTTT DUMP

[writeshite]

“Careful now.” Mr. Milchick cautioned, his left palm just beneath yours as he’d stopped you from nearly dropping the small, neatly wrapped box. He guided your left hand back to a level height, around ninety degrees at angle from elbow to hand. “We wouldn’t want to break that.” His right hand was set atop yours on the top side of the gift box.

“Oh, thank you, Mr. Milchick,” you sighed in relief. “My apologies, my outie overexerted himself this past weekend.”

“Yeah, that’s called sex,” Dylan snarked, pointing to the hard to cover hickeys trailing to the back of your ear. You weren’t exactly eager to promote or detail your outie’s sex-life.

“It’s his outie’s wedding anniversary,” Mark rectified Dylan’s crass statement.

“I’m aware,” Mr. Milchick responded, “Five years, seven months, and twelve weeks.” His left hand softly traced your wedding ring. If you didn't know any better, you'd say his smile took a softer tone; the usual dead joy in his eyes looked almost enamored. “My congratulations to your outie. I imagine the annual exhaustion indicative of a successful and joyous marriage."

Dylan's yearly crude joke on the matter was cut short as Irving placed a hand on his mouth. "I believe so too," you beamed, "alongside the presents, of course." You nodded to the gift in your hands. "Thank you for hand-delivering this year's gift, and last year's, and the year before that. You really don't have to; I'm sure there are better things to do." You glanced down at the gift; his hands had yet to leave yours.

"Nonsense," he assured you, "It's no trouble at all." Mr. Milchick squeezed your hands and, with one final smile, left the space. Irving made a disgusted sound as Dylan licked his palm and darted into the supply closet for a tissue.

Dylan pursed his lips, glancing over at the door; once certain Mr. Milchick wasn't returning soon, he teased, “Get a room next time, will you?”

You rolled your eyes. "It's hardly sexual to talk to a coworker."

"It is when you and Milchick do it," Dylan pulled a face in good jest. "Tell him, Mark!" He attempted to corral Mark to his side, "The eyefucking is abysmally disgusting." He dramatically exclaimed.

"I mean," Mark pursed his lips momentarily, "I don't really see anything of the sort," his words caused disbelief to rise on Dylan's face. "Besides, isn't Milchick married?"

Both Dylan and you turn to each other, then Mark, before shrugging, uncertain as to the answer. "How can you be sure?" Dylan asked.

His question was met with no answer as Irving returned and sternly expressed Mr. Milchick's preference for privacy: "What extracurricular activities Mr. Milchick has have no bearing here; he hardly enjoys sharing facts about himself outside of work, we should respect that." Dylan pouted and directed a not-so-quiet 'party pooper' at Irving; the latter turned to you and smiled earnestly, "Besides, aren't you more excited to find what anniversary present our friend has this year?"

Dylan half-shrugged, and he and Mark turned their attention to the gift box as you tore away the purple wrapping. This year's gift was an appropriately and mildly decorated set of custom sticky notes. "Your outie's husband is quite thoughtful," Irving commented, glancing at the stickers. “He's a lucky man."

[slightysquishycheese]

I literally saw no post about them:(

[waste1andb5by]

why are they lowkey the same people

[charlotte-bopp]

V is for Victoria's Mr Greedy Esquire. ----- Victoria Coren Mitchell brought her little home made mr greedy esquire in for most elegant thing starting with G and got 2 points. Later in the series she brought him in again for most ridiculous thin thing. She claim Greg couldn't put her last for something he'd called ridiculous previously and she gained herself 5 points. I enjoyed Victoria a lot of taskmaster and really enjoy her on only connect. I did struggle to come up with an idea for this one (peoplemhave suggested things that would have worked possibly better but this is a bit of fun) and I got a bit stuck on the idea of Victoria. Who was your favourite Mr men character? --- #atozoftaskmaster #taskmaster #taskmasterfanart #taskmasteruk #taskmasterseries13 #illustration #illustrator #mrmen #mrgreedy #watercolour #victoriacorenmitchell

[laxmiree]

[CN] MLQC’s Lucien - Flooded ASMR - English Translation

⚠️ SPOILER ALERT!! ⚠️

This post contains a detailed spoiler for a date that has not been released in EN yet! Feel free to notify me if there are any mistakes in the translation~

Lucien’s 2024 CN Birthday Event (Golden Love Ratio)✧ Birthday Story | Birthday Prologue + Birthday Date | ASMR (You're here)

⚠️ This ASMR is NSFW and NOT suitable for individuals under the age of 18 due to its sexual nature. It is recommended that those who do not meet this age requirement refrain from proceeding beyond this point.

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Transcript under the cut~

[Transcript]

[soft creak of a door opening, followed by a gentle click as it closes]

I'm home

[his footsteps drawing closer]

Mmh

Today is indeed a little more tiring than usual.

Hm?

You want to help me relax a bit?

Of course I have no reason to refuse

[squelching noises]

[chuckles]

Are you using essential oil and wood chips for massage?

Hmm, this feels very novel

I can really smell the fragrance of the wood and the essential oil

very relaxing

[chuckles]

I need to take my clothes off?

Hmm...

[light creak of the bed as he sits down]

[whispers] But I'm feeling a bit lazy, can you help me?

[rustling of fabric as his clothes got taken off + faint zipper unzipping if you listen closely🤪]

[contented exhale] Hah...

I've laid down obediently like a good boy now

Next,

you can do whatever you want—

I’ll go along with everything.

[chuckles] Sit a little closer,

it'll be easier for you that way

[sound of liquid being poured]

[some sus squelching noises + his comfortable soft moan]

Maybe it's because your hands are so warm

but I already feel much more relaxed.

Mm

I was indeed feeling a bit irritable earlier because of work.

It wasn't that I didn't want to tell you...

maybe it was more like...

I purposely wanted you to pick up on it.

[sus noises linger, followed by his delicious gasp]

[hoarsely] Your technique is really good

[gasps] I just don't know—

when did you learn all of this?

Hm?

Is this a surprise you've prepared for my birthday?

[chuckles] But,

you’ve already given me so many gifts.

[sound of his soft, breathy moan accompanied with the sus noise in the background]

Hmh

Okay

I'll behave

[comfortably exhales]

Go on

No matter what you do

I won't resist

[His breathy moan continues

but then a surprised gasp escapes as she touches... a certain place]

Here too?

[chuckle] Of course you can

However

I’m afraid that because it feels too good,

I'll become even greedier.

[the sus wet sounds and his comfortable moan leave no doubt where her hand is exploring right now🤪]

Hmh

feels so good....

Can you...

come a little closer?

[oh GOD the slippery sounds mixed with his desperate and breathless gasps... (๑/////๑ " )]

[he rolls over, and with a thud, now he's on top]

…This gift is so special,

I don't want to be the only one to enjoy it

The way you helping me relax— so serious,

so adorable,

It makes me uncontrollably

want you to experience it too.

Let me help you relax as well,

Okay?

[chuckles + rustling noises of her fabric, only god knows where he's touching]

Can't I?

I'm just purely

want the person I like

to feel the same joy as I do

Since I’m the birthday boy

I naturally have the right to share this 'joy'

Don't turn me down

teach me how to do it

[rustling of fabric as he takes off her clothes]

[the sounds of wet and sus noises as he's simply... returning the favor]

Is it like

this?

It seems like there's not enough oil.

I'll add a little more.

[sounds of the oil being poured then something chaotic happens and now the oil spilled]

Sorry,

I'm clumsy

It’s all spilled—

so much oil all over

Looks like it’ll need a thorough cleaning later.

But,

I'm no different.

[sus squelching noises continues again]

It seems like this

is a bit more relaxed than before.

What do you think?

[wet kisses join the mix, but I'm 69% convinced it is NOT on her lips 🤪]

There's no need to hide any emotions,

whether it's joy

or what you desire

just tell me everything

After all

I'm starting to become less patient

[Is he maybe... going in? HIS MOANS IS NOT FOOLING ANYONE]

Research has kept me busy these past few days

I’ve been missing you all the time.

I want to be with you just like this...

always stay together

and doing some interesting things

[HIS KISSES AND PANTS, he's really going at it—aren't these wet noises a bit too fast for a simple massage?]]

H-hah...

Just like now

gazing at you like this,

sinking into your warmth and softness

without thinking about...

anything at all

Do you know

the you right now

look very tempting

and very beautiful.

[the way his kisses became more and more DESPERATE, with the sus noises still playing in the background🫣]

Making a greedy man like me

unable to help

but want to devour you whole

[something... unstated happens and he gradually calms down]

...Thank you

I really like this gift

[chuckles and kiss]

Give me a little more time,

Allow me, bit by bit,

to share it all with you.

[the bed creaks, followed by kisses as he continues into the second round]

[healthyfungi]

Headcanons/Lore for these Mr Men characters:

1.) Mr Strong is a wrestler from the Bronx. He's popular among everyone in the UK. He made his first debut in the "Dillydale Wrestling Entertainment" on BBC.

2.) Mr Crosspatch is also a wrestler but he's from Houston. He's the angriest fighter alive! His main rivalry is with Mr Strong, he despises him for his popularity.

3.) Mr Greedy is a sumo wrestler from New York. He's the first ever Western sumo wrestler outside of Japan. After he won many sumo wrestling tournaments, he then moved to Scotland to start a new life.

[dokonicamarinealsocamronmoxley]

Here are some pages from the mr. men for grown-ups books

[lazysublimeengineer]

Not even Isagi can devour the ego of capitalism.

[maddie-grove]

I don’t mind per se that the adaptations generally make Mr. Collins purely comic and/or less malicious, but it does annoy me that people would probably think it was untrue to the book if someone made an adaptation where he’s genuinely mean-spirited.

[misc-obeyme]

mc: *texting* staying at thirteen's place tonight ^_^

solomon, slightly jealous: okay ^_^

(next morning)

mc: *comes back with hickeys and hair a little messed up*

solomon, extremely jealous: okay ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Solomon: This is fine, everything is fine.

MC: Oh? Then why is the book you're holding on fire?

Solomon: Ah, is it? How silly of me. *attempts to put out the flames without giving himself away*

MC: You're not fooling anybody, you know.

He's doing his best to act like nothing is bothering him and not doing a very good job.

However, I can also imagine him being deliberately troublesome and he knows exactly what he's doing. He's gonna make you forget all about Thirteen and you won't even realize what's happening until it's too late. It all starts so innocently with a soft touch here and there, maybe a brief press of lips against your neck. A few specific words and fleeting glances and suggestive smiles. You get to decide if you give in or not.

What can I say, I love a jealous-prone trouble making sorcerer. Though I also love a sweet beautiful reaper. I would like to have both, personally.

[mrdizzy]

Official wallpapers part 11/?

[slightysquishycheese]

Mr men and little miss but only the character people give a fuck about

oh and mr greedy because i love him

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

I have to rant about Mr Beasts Amazon show because I just watched a video on it an holy shit, I am so angry.

He's exploiting innocent people. Not just innocent, desperate and vulnerable. He is so disconnected from everything that he can walk around hoards of crying, screaming people lashing out at one another in genuine fury because they are so desperate for money they are willing to do almost anything. Almost every single one of those people needs the money to escape poverty, to retire their parents, to pay for medical bills. And Mr. Beast, who has heralded himself as a beacon of generosity and kindness, is shoving a camera in their faces and broadcasting their most desperate moments to the entire world.

The only silver lining in this mushroom cloud is that there is no possible way a person who isn't braindead could look at this and think that he is anything other than a monster. He isn't a misguided young guy, he's plain evil.