#multiple reporters actually

[hirookouji]

Kuroko has definitely gone in on someone who asked him a stupid question to the point of silence

"idk who had a worse day, the spurs who got swept, or the interviewer who just stopped talking after kuroko called him out for asking those dumbass questions" - said by some fan on twitter, probably

[ddarker-dreams]

Lock!! does ur big wrinkly brain have any neuvillette thoughts

yan neuvillette... it'd really be something.

he isn't cruel, deceptive, or forcefully restrictive. you'll walk away from interactions feeling like something's off, without being able to identify what. the quiet intensity of his gaze, perhaps? he looks at you like you hold the key to all the universe's mysteries. there's this expectation that neither you nor him fully understand.

he's just as perplexed by his behavior as you are, if not more so. from the onset, he rightfully predicts that nothing good will come from this. he values fairness and recognizes the immense gap in your positions. there's so much he could do, so much he could get away with, and his fascination with the infinite possibilities initially disturbs him. this mild revulsion never fully disappears, serving as a minor checks and balance for himself.

neuvillette isn't delusional. when he realizes there's no staunching this interest, he decides to take a practical approach by drafting his own code of conduct. he reasons that these 'rules', while dubious, provide a framework that's preferable to the draconic urge to possess you in your entirety.

the reoccurring tenet centers around doing you no 'unnecessary harm.' naturally, this is subject to his interpretation. your definition and his don't often overlap. he isn't deaf to your objections, though, in fact, he encourages them. he'd much prefer you spell out your thinking than leave him in the dark. if you make a compelling enough case, he'll relent. these minor victories mostly consist of you absolving innocent friends from his judgment.

you'll come to find out why your occasional run-ins left a lasting impression on you. it's because each second, behind that composed façade, he was weighing your fate on a scale that favored his interests over yours.

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

[zombiecicada]

[pancakeke]

why do so many people in amazon reviews want product instructions spelled out with words. most of the time when I see these complaints, adding text to the illustrated instructions wouldn't add any additional clarity.

I get that some people might process information better in the form of text but there comes a point when a matter is so simple that reading any amount of words is more complicated than seeing a visual. like if a coffee table arrives as a tabletop with four pre-drilled holes and four screw on legs what the fuck are these people doing leaving a review saying "garbage instructions don't explain anything". like how did they even figure out how to buy things online.

though I guess these are probably just shit-stirring "this is america and everything should be written in american" types.

[coockie8]

Does tumblr inform you if a post you've reported actually gets taken down?

'Cause I've gotten the "this extremely detailed death threat where OP describes wanting to cook and eat your organs while you're still alive somehow doesn't violate our TOS uwu" email, but that's literally all I've ever gotten, and I've only gotten it for around 5 of the posts I've reported...

I've reported way more than 5 posts, so do I just not get an update if the report is actually actionable?

[crabs-nonsense]

Accidentally gave myself exposure therapy! Results? Police report.

[cheapcheapfaker]

[steviescrystals]

MY LIFE IS NOT REAL WHAT IS GOING ON

[nurseydexunsolved]

guys i was so productive at work today i feel like i’m on crack (<-took her meds and actually had a goal to work towards)

[newdayslinguine]

i love when patterns i notice actually exist

[grimweathers]

if experian ever manifested as a human being i would FIGHT THEM omg. i am trying to reach through my screen and strangle them.

[fingertipsmp3]

Like ultimately staff can do what they want with this website. That’s their business. I just wish they’d stop pretending to care about their userbase while rolling out features basically nobody wants lmao

[amelia-friend]

Does anyone know of an editable version (Word, etc) of the livesies script?

[the-wolf-emoji]

Oh yeah? If tumblr isn't transphobic then how come THIS post

didn't get report-brigaded and THIS post

did?

[nyan-bynary]

What are some mild ways to ruin a shitty old boss' day???