#murdoc selfship

[decentgarbage]

To the people who have f/o’s that sing/play an instrument.

Singer: If your f/o is a singer, imagine your f/o singing to you when you’re stressed, or can’t sleep. They’re voice is so southing to you, and would immediately make you calm, or sometimes it cause you to sleep of top of them. If you fell asleep, they’d gently put a blanket over your body, and kissed you while you two cuddled.

Instrument:

if your f/o played with an instrument, you’d sometimes come home to your f/o playing with their favorite instrument. Sometimes when you work, your f/o would sometimes pull out an instrument, and start jamming as you get your work done. They’d basically jam anywhere at anytime, especially around you, because they feel comfortable and find it enjoyable around you.

-🤍-

⚠️READ DNI BEFORE FOLLOW/INTERACTING⚠️

[star-of-waterdeep]

maybe if i post this someone will make me finish it

this is a super indulgent murdoc niccals/disabled!gn!reader, in second person POV. it's an extremely rough draft, it's unfinished, and petnames are used a disgusting amount. enjoy?

“Hey, Brainache, you up yet?” You groaned and rolled over, burying your face into your pillow. It smelled like cigarettes and that awful beer that Murdoc liked so much. It was kind of gross, but you were used to it at this point. You felt the bed dip as Murdoc sat down, and his sharp nails gently dragged across your arm.

‘C’mon, love, you’re gonna be late for work.” You turned again to look at him and raised an eyebrow.

“Since when do you care about that?” His eyes widened for a moment, but he seemed to gather his composure quickly.

“What are you on about? I don’t.” His red ears said otherwise.

“...Right,” You sat up and swung your legs over the bed, dropping a kiss on Murdoc’s head as you stood up. “Thank you, Mudz.” You pretended not to see the love-struck look on his face as you dragged yourself into the bathroom to brush your teeth. Murdoc came up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and (with difficulty) resting his chin on your shoulder.

“G’mornin’ Brainache.”

“Morning, baby. You feelin’ better?” Murdoc nuzzled his face into your neck with a groan. You took that as a no. Gently coaxing him off of your back so that he was instead huddled into your side, you put your toothbrush down and brushed his hair out of his face.

 “Wow, you look like shit.” He scowled up at your shit-eating grin, and your face softened a bit. The bags under his eyes were worse than usual. “Mudz, baby, why didn’t you wake me up? You know I don’t like leaving you alone like this.”

“Eh. ‘Was fine.” You sighed. He wasn’t fine, and you both knew it. You grabbed your cane and lead him into the kitchen, pushing him into a chair. If he’s not going to sleep, he’s going to eat. You opened the fridge. Mustard, pickles, a crap ton of beer, and an almost-empty milk jug. You made a mental note to stop at Tesco and grabbed the carton of eggs. 2 left. Good enough.

“Murdoc, honey, can you call Russ for me? Let him know we’re not coming in today.”

“Wait, wha? Brainache, I told you, I’m fine. Go to work.” You rolled your eyes and turned around, grabbing his chin and shoving a forkful of eggs in his mouth. 

“No one’s going anywhere until you’ve eaten, showered, and rested. Am I clear?” He finished chewing, and you made a face when he belched.

“Crystal.”

[kujiua-kun]

[B-day |That damn Murdoc Fangirl]

On this day the goddess Venus came down and blessed (...or cursed depending on who's asked) the earth with a child... that child's name was Kujiua...and when that child spoke her words rattled the earth::

"IT'S MY PARTY, I CAN DRAW CRINGEY SELFSHIP SHIT IF I WANT TO!"

[rodentgoth]

-Murdoc x GN!Reader

Done for 🖤✨anony (They did reveal themselves but I didn't know if they wanted to be tagged in this)

An alternate title for this fic:: I cannot write a British accent to save my life and I am so sorry!

Not gonna lie the minute I saw this was a Gorillaz request I flipped my shit!

I didn't have a specific Phase in mind while writing this, but I would like to think this is happening around phase 2 or very late in phase 1.

... Also I would like the court to Know that I have a dark!selfship for a playlist for Murdoc! So, if you wanna listen to that while you read you cannnnnnn!

Rating:: 18+ // Explicit

Fandom:: Gorillaz

Themes/Kinks:: Noncon

This Fic contains and Implies themes of::

Drug Use

Alcohol Use

Non-con

If these themes trigger or offend you, you probably shouldn’t read this!

Please take care of ya self!

It was your first concert and you were as excited as ever!

Your favorite band was playing, plus you also got an exclusive backstage pass! It would allow you to meet and hang out with whatever member you wanted for the rest of the night, and you already knew who you wanted to meet. It was a rare opportunity, and you had your eyes set on the band’s Bassist, Murdoc Niccals. Everything about him intrigued you. His skills with the bass, raunchy personality, and less-than-natural skin color all added to your interest in him.

The concert soon came to an end, the lights dimmed, the music was replaced with chattering voices, and people started to grab their things to leave. Pushing against the dwindling crowd you find the closest stagehand, and present them with your pass. They kindly asked you to follow them, and you happily oblige with a skip in your step. 

Backstage there are a million roadies working hastily to get everything cleared out and cleaned up. You bump into a few of them, causing them to drop a long microphone cable. Despite your best efforts to apologize and help, they still gave you dirty looks as they gathered the wire again. In all honesty, you really didn't care what they thought about you. You were here for one reason, to meet your idol…and maybe get an autograph or two.

After a bit of walking, you found yourself in a mostly clear hall with one door.

"Wait here please." The stagehand said, before unlocking the door and heading in.

You obeyed and stood looking around the hall. Equipment and costume racks were scattered everywhere. Although the hall still felt weirdly empty. You started to wonder, 'Were you the ONLY one to get this pass?'. They were a huge band with plenty of fans, so you'd think at least a few people would've gotten it. Maybe they only made one? Guess you were just lucky enough to actually get it. 

After another minute or so, the loud creaking of the door broke the awkward silence. The stagehand returned, inviting you in.

Behind the door was a small chamber with four different doors, each labeled with a name.

'Russel', '2D', 'Noodle', and last but not least 'Murdoc'.

Your heart was pounding out of your chest. This was it, this is what you've been waiting for! Your mind was racing like crazy.

They asked which member you'd like to meet.

"O-oh, M-Murdoc!"

You said cheerfully as you pointed at the door near the end of the hall.

They guided you to the door and gave it a gentle knock. A few footsteps, moans, and the sound of glass shattering echoed from behind the wooden plank, followed by a click of the lock. The door swung open to reveal the man of the hour. 

He had a smirk plastered on his face, showing his jagged teeth.

“I can take ‘em from here!” He said, his voice rough, yet weirdly calming.

The stagehand nodded, before wandering off.

Murdoc stepped out of the doorway before extending his arm in a welcoming gesture.

You stood there staring for a minute, in awe of the fact that this was actually happening!

Looking over at him, you could see his face slowly starting to get annoyed with you just standing there. You step into the room, and he slammed the door behind you, causing you to jump a bit. The green man audibly laughed at the sight, so loud in fact, you couldn’t hear the click of the door locking again.

The room was cluttered to no end, booze bottles, cigarettes, pills, and various gifts and other trinkets covered up the floor. The walls were also covered in various things from Pin-up posters to photos and letters from fans, there were even a few rather lewd photos up as well. The smell of smoke and cheap liquor filled every breath you took.

“Make yer’self at home!”

He said walking over to a busted-up fridge.

You looked over at the couch. It was covered in stains of god knows what, and was torn up beyond belief. You sat on the least messed up spot you could find, and just…Watched him. You had a million things you wanted to say, but you kept holding yourself back. He already seemed annoyed cause of you standing at the door gawking, and you didn’t wanna push it further. The clang of the fridge door closing broke you out of your self-deprecation, and cause you to vault a bit. He once again laughed at how fidgety you were, as he placed two glasses on the table in front of you.

“Yer’ a bit jumpy there, aren’t cha’?” He said sitting down next to you.

“So-Sorry…” you began to fidget with the pass in your hand.

“Just…nervous to be actually meeting you!” You said doing your best not to crack under pressure. 

He chuckled a bit, as he popped open another bottle of liquor.

“Well, this otta help you loosen up a bit!”

He poured the bottle out into the two glasses, sliding one of them over to you. You had never drunk before, nervously you reach for the glass and hold it. You look over at him, expecting some form of prompt or validation to begin drinking. Only to see him digging around in his Pocket for…something.

“Come on…Come on…Ah!” He exclaimed, pulling out what looked to be two small pink tablets. He dumped one into his drink, and immediately it began to fizz for a few seconds, before returning to being completely still. He looked over at you, meeting your gaze. He tried to do the same with your drink, but you pulled it away quickly. Drinking with a stranger was one thing. Drinking and doing hard, probably illegal, drugs with a stranger was another. He scoffed a bit, as his face became slightly irritated.

“It ain’t gonna hurt you, or nothin’.” He took a swig of his own drink, to prove a point.

“You might be a wee bit lightheaded, but it’ll pass!”

Your mind was bouncing back and forth before you caved, handing your drink to him. It went through the same process of fizzing before returning to normal. You nervously gulped it down to feel…nothing. He wasn’t lying, you were a bit lightheaded but it wasn’t too bad.

“So, You gonna actually talk to me, or just sit there gawkin’?”

“Well…I just love you and your music! Your skills are unmatched!” You start gushing, noticing a smirk reappear on his face.

“Thank you! You know if it wasn’t for me the rest of ‘em would fall to rubbish. Just wouldn’t be complete ya know?”

He began to ramble a bit, you were half listening, your concentration slowly leaving you.

You nod your head a bit too to give the illusion of full attention. A wave of dizziness hits you as you decide to rest your head against, what you can only assume is, a dried beer stain.

“But how about you, love? Gotta girlfriend? Boyfriend? Or whatever?”

You blink a couple of times as you process what was asked, it was taking longer than usual to think of something.

“N-nuh uh.” You replied with a slight slur.

“I-I was never much for dating…I mean, I’ve had a few lovers here, and there, but none of them stayed for long.” You slurred out, not really care if it was too much information.  

He shrugged, finishing off what was left in his glass.

“That’s a damn shame, you’re bloody gorgeous!” He complimented as he scooted closer to you.

You chuckled, before responding.

“No, I'm not, You jus-just saying that. ” You responded with the goofiest smile on your face.

His hand slowly made its way to your thigh, but you didn’t seem to notice.

“I’m serious, even the hottest raunchiest birds in hell, would be jealous of you!” 

He slipped his hand into your pants,  prodding and rubbing wherever he could reach. Despite the movements being slightly erratic, they still managed to get a few moans and groans out of you.

“You know, we're gonna be performing here for a month or so,”

He sped up a bit, and you went from small moans to wailing howls. You could feel his nails ripping through the fabric, the tips of his fingers just barely entering you.

“And I’m gonna need someone to keep me company, on these lonely nights.” 

He pushed his fingers in further, making you tremble. You grabbed onto his arm, maybe for comfort, maybe to stop him. He kept going though, digging his fingers deeper and deeper. 

And soon your wailing turned into whines as you came closer and closer to release. You felt something long and slimy against your neck. You looked down to see his tongue dragging along your skin. Eventually, you couldn’t hold back, you tightened your grip on his arm as you came. He stopped and removed his hand slowly, wiping off your fluids on the cushion.

He looked up at your face, your pupils were wide, completely zoned out. With one swift movement, he bit your neck, leaving a bloody and noticeable mark. 

“You’ll be my personal backstage bird! ”

He began petting your head.

“How does that sound?”

You nodded your head up and down, leaning into his touch. You did it…you met your idol.

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

hello mei 😊 how are you today? i want to start this ask off by saying how surprised i was when you first followed me! pleasantly though of course :) ive made efforts to make my account as private as possible out of shyness but im so happy you followed me because you are such a pleasure to have on the dash 😊

i love how you keep your main f/o a secret… i admire it so much..! i have a secret f/o myself but she is by no means a main f/o and i dont post about her that much really!

ANYWAY. i have a few questions if youd be comfortable answering :) i know the nature of having a secret f/o can make answering questions hard… but i will try my best to ask questions you can answer vaguely while hopefully not giving anything away about him :)

first… when did you realise you loved him? and… do you have a story attached to your ship? if so, did it take long for the two of you to fall in love? or was it relatively fast?

@stop-the-dams

OH MY GOSH HI!!!! YOU !!!!! i'm so sorry this is so late i think my inbox is eating th asks or something idfk BUT!!!

you are too sweet what the heck!!!!! /pos :'DDD omg yes apologies if my following was startling initially but i'll be so honest gorillaz is my fav band so i was soosososo excited to see a murdoc self shipper!!!! i know the lore pretty decently if u ever want to gush or discuss or anything, and i love seeing your posts as well!! hes v lucky to have u ;3

and thank you for the kind words AAAH sometimes i feel so invalid for keeping things secret so that really means a lot!! i'd be more than happy to answer though, those are such thoughtful questions im smiling ADHASUFDHD

cutting this up bc i rambled quite a bit im afraid...

anywayssss i actually saw my f/o for the first time on my damn TIKTOK FOR YOU PAGE which is. so goofy but i was like omg who is that :0 nd i eventually got into his source bc of him, so i guess i just liked him from the start as silly as that sounds :'3

as far as a story, i havent really thought of one but there is kind of an au that i play around w sometimes!! i like to headcanon that we wer both like. lowkey pining after first meet but both too oblivious to realize it LMFSKDJF . so i guess a mix of both lolz :)

ANYWAYSSS sorry that was insanely long but i would love to hear about ur selfship lore as well, if youre comfortable!! ur relationship seems so devoted n genuine , im curious to hear more abt how it happened (no pressure tho ofc!!) thanks again this was so sweet!!!<3

[gorillaxyz]

2, 8, and 15!!! - ro :]

THANK YOU ROWAN🌅 i will answer with murdoc tjis time because i love him and ive already done pete for all of them i think... YAY

2. What's their go-to order at a cafe? What's yours?

murdoc is chronic pub goer so i dont think wed ever go to a cafe together LMFAOAOOOO id bring greggs back for him though... he gives me um. the fucking steak pastry things vibes he probably likes those

8. Your f/o is locked in a room with the first fictional crush you can remember. How does it go?

poor tigger... it would go badly very badly

15. Badly describe your selfship!!

true and beautiful

[jeane-doe]

I love that my Selfship with Murdoc went from:: "Quirky fangirl Murdoc picks up at a concert and takes under his wing."

to

"Murdoc just snatches some fan at a concert, sending her into a downward spiral of obsessive and self destructive behavior ."

[snobgoblin]

@aces-basement is no longer a selfship account with Ace I will be changing the url to murdocs-cockpit

[spicyselfindulgentfandomstuff]

Okay erhm.. thinking abt pre relationship spicies tonite..

For a time there Murdoc was in denial that he even liked Emmett romantically. Given his history it didn’t seem super plausible. And frankly he wasn’t happy about having someone to care about at first- makes for an easily exploitable liability.

But after escaping supermax prison and given some time alone with his thoughts he kinda came to terms with it. And as soon as he did that there was no going back.

He became borderline obsessed with the guy, reading up on his social media accounts and paying off old criminal contacts to dredge up any information about Emmett- any at all- he ate it all up.

Mind you, during all this ever deepening obsession, he’s also been kidnapping Emmett periodically- and of course leaving them completely unharmed if a little rattled and very confused.

(For context, this is a plot point in my selfship au, Murdoc, after escaping prison, abducts Emmett to “question” them about the Phoenix Foundation. In reality he just asks them if they know anything about Mac and when they say no- he’s kinda run out of questions- he simply returns them unscathed to their apartment. These little incidents happen periodically with each one becoming more friendly and less awkward/scary until basically they’re just going out on dates.)

Eventually he gets to a point where as soon as Emmett is safely deposited back in their apartment, he hightails it back to his own hiding spot- prob a house or apartment belonging to one of his many aliases- only to jerk off to the thought of him.

He’s absolutely crazy for Emmett, but, being too apprehensive to confess yet, he settles for getting off to the thought of them after some of their meetings.

He can perfectly imagine those bright blue-y green eyes rolling into the back of their head while he fucks them- he’d do it in a position where he could see their face, he thought, that was for sure. He wants to see their expressions as he fucks them into the mattress.

They’d make the prettiest little noises, he thinks to himself. He’s sure of it. After all they already make some pretty adorable noises just in everyday life and talking. He’d just love to be the one drawing those little whimpers of pleasure out of their mouth.

He thinks about what kind of nasty shit they’d be into and if it lined up with his kinks. It’s okay if they don’t line up, he thinks, fuck, he’d do anything they wanted to make them have a spectacular fucking time, every fucking time.

Fuck, he wants them, so fucking bad.. and he wants them to want him just as desperately. He honestly isn’t even sure they like him in a romantic sense let alone have any sexual attraction to him. Oh well, another thought to contend with for another time…

[decentgarbage]

🥺

Already then!!! I’m lowkey excited!!

‘send me a 🥺 emoji and I’ll show you photos of my f/os i love!’

(ima do my fav f/o atm)

My Silly Man <333 i love him sm

[spadillic-twink]

Introduction

This is my selfship blog! I'm usually ralph-filthy. You can call me Ralph or Snöt, I'm 22, my pronouns are He/Him or He/They and I use masculine and neutral nouns. I also intend to use this as a sort of synpath blog! I'm AroAce so none of my F/Os are really romantic, I suppose they're amical.

F/O List

Genji (Animal Crossing)

Herman Twam Judd (Avenue 5)

Roswell (Encore Games)

Sandor Clegane (Game of Thrones)

Ace "Copular" (Gorillaz/PowerPuff Girls)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz)

2-D (Gorillaz)

Loki (Marvel)

Elliot Decker (Milo Murphy's Law)

Flowchart (My Music)

Skeletiano (Shall We Date?: NIFLHEIM+)

Hotaka (Shall We Date?: Ninja Assassin+)

Caleb Vatore (The Sims)

Armitage Hux (Star Wars)

Maul (Star Wars)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things)

Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)

Jonah Ryan (Veep)

Napoleón/"Napo" (Violetta)

Colin Robinson (What We Do In The Shadows)

Rick (The Young Ones)

Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye (The Young Ones)

Synpath List

Arnold Cunningham (The Book of Mormon)

Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)

Buttercup (PowerPuff Girls)

Buttercup/Kaoru Matsubara (PowerPuff Girls Z)

Maximiliano "Maxi" Ponte (Violetta)

As mentioned above you can call me Ralph or Snöt. But you can also call me by any of these Synpath names:

Buttercup

Ellis

Maxi/Maximiliano

Perry

[miserablearts]

Sketch Commission for @vanityloves ! 

[vanityloves]

please for the love of god stop drawing every gay nblm couple EXCLUSIVELY like this

[princessbriarrose]

everytime i think about hoxton or murdoc i got BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[santanaaa12-blog]

[mx-ishikawa]

F/O February Day 16: Friends’ Selfship Appreciation

I couldn’t pick just one friendo fldkgklfdsjkglds so I’mma give a shoutout to some of my selfshipping OTPs! :D 

first off is @rain-selfships​ and their hubby Dick!

https://rain-selfships.tumblr.com/post/189523728353/i-know-its-not-advisable-to-look-directly-at-the

like, just look at the way these two cuties look at each other??? they’re both so in love and that warms my poor little heart fbskfdlkjgldjs <3

next up is @heartstringsymphonies​ and Beej!

https://heartstringsymphonies.tumblr.com/post/190595490433/treating-myself-by-finishing-up-these-demon-bf

this beautiful art style?? the way they snuggle each other?? a good demon boi being soft?? 10/10 adorableness <3

and finally, @roboticlullabyy​ and Murdoc!

https://roboticlullabyy.tumblr.com/post/189656344884/hey-heres-my-lil-entry-for

CUTIES. FREAKING CUTIES RIGHT HERE. I’ve always likes Murdoc as a character, and this ship is so precious, her S/I is super cute and I love seeing them every tingle time!