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[etherealily]

Omg Tom and his girlfriend definitely argue over his attitude problems like when he’s asked to dust or anything he instantly shoots a dirty look and to be honest Tom totally has an rbf to begin with but when he’s mad he full on looks like he’s plotting murder and he’s bad about giving his girlfriend super bitchy responses

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Fights :

Usually, he warns his girl when he's bringing friends over, or when he's coming home drunk or high.

But sometimes, he just figures it's his penthouse anyway.

So, after a shitty day at work, his girl's squeezed between overgrown frat boys, cokeheads and a DJ who seems to be having a stroke and hitting the volume button one too many times.

Oh, and a boyfriend trying to get her to make out in front of everyone because they'll probably cheer.

"Can we not, Tom?"

Rule number one. His girl has to be down for anything, even trophy-girlfriending.

"Alright, fine, if you don't want to be around me, then fuck off, okay? Geez, don't need to tell me twice.", he'll murmur in her ear when she asks for some space, because of the fact that he's only looked at her a total of two times the past two hours.

"Jesus, you're not listening!", she hisses.

"Okay, great, so now you're mad, what are you, fucking PMS-ing?"

"You're three shots in on a Tuesday night, acting like a fucking frat boy, alright? Grow up, Tom."

"You grow up, maybe try not to sulk every FUCKING minute of every day!"

"Fuck you, alright? Shut this shit down."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did you just tell me, the owner of this penthouse to shut my party down?"

Yeah, I'm sorry, what can I say, he's an asshole himbo. Asshole first, himbo second.

"Then I guess I better fucking leave then, huh?"

"Yeah, buzzkill, shoo!"

When she flips him off on her way up to the bedroom, he tries one last thing. "Jesus fucking Christ, baby, this is, like..." He takes a shot. "Fucking insane. Like, psychotic. You're — whoa — the crazy ex-girlfriend I'll have to tell stories about during sex."

Raucous laughter.

And then you're suddenly on opposite sides of the room, trying to ignore each other. Hard to, when he's almost always the only voice everyone can hear, and you can feel his murder-gaze on you.

Almost feels like you're being hunted, like he's waiting for you to fuck up.

Eventually, though, by his tenth drink or so, he's dragging you to a bathroom and getting on his knees, and you're on your third drink by then, so it all works out.

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Attitude :

"The fuck is that look for?" is what rings throughout the penthouse 24/7.

"Before you turn this into some feminist thing, just know that I'll probably mess it up worse."

"How could you possibly not know how to fold fucking laundry at this age? And besides, we're packing for you!"

"Isn't that the fucking... like... machine's job?"

"Please be kidding."

He's miffed that he's sitting here doing laundry and mumbling god-knows-what to himself when he's supposed to be able to relax in his own home.

"THERE! That! That's it, that's the fucking face that drives me insane!"

He looks up. "What face? I'm not making a face."

"YEAH, you are, like you're five and I just stole your candy, or told you that you can't draw on the walls!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

He doesn't believe it until she literally records it and he tries to pass it off as a smolder.

[belayadyavol]

illyana ' girl kisser ' rasputina

[attroxx]

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[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[sadclowncentral]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[frosthetix]

some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[steakcy]

🎃👻🦇 Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf are out for trick or treat season !!

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[recny]

dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick

[cheruib]

every time i feel like i haven’t done enough things to be proud of myself during the day there’s the voice of louise glück that emerges softly in my ears and says if you missed a day there’s always the next and if you missed a year it didn’t matter the hills weren’t going anywhere the thyme and rosemary kept coming back.. and i feel like life is beautiful and kind to me again

[splinnters]

is this anything

(edit: there’s a fic now)

[slumpsnail]

I miss my wife

[secretdazedragon]