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[sicbaby]

two words .. stalker Leon!

oh yes…. my favorite leon <3

he’s so sweet and such a gentleman on the outside. but then he meets you. you’re so pretty, a little older than him and he feels like he’ll never have a chance with you. it unlocks a dark, fucked up side of him he never thought he had.

being a cop gives him a lil bit of a power trip.. he develops a complex over it. even though he’s too shy to actually approach you, he’ll use his cop skills to get around, just to see you.

at first it’s coincidental, at least, that’s what u think. he finds out ur favorite coffee shop and meets u there every morning. police officer kennedy. he’s an attractive young man, cute and sweet and super polite.

he’ll sit in his patrol car outside of your work. waits for u to get out if it’s slow and he’ll follow close behind, memorizing your schedule.

hes satisfied with just this for a few weeks. your short interactions in the morning at the coffee shop are enough for him. until it isn’t.

it’s like there’s an itch deep inside of him that he can’t scratch, can’t get rid of. he’s had enough following you around, jerking off in his patrol car outside of your work thinking about you.

he starts breaking into your house. it’s easy. he’s a cop, and you’re just a dumb girl who lives alone and accidentally left her back window unlocked.

he’s careful, not wanting to rearrange things to the point where it’s noticeable. he steals a few of your panties, and not the clean ones in your drawer.

sometimes he’ll break in just to nap in your bed, smelling you in the sheets until he’s drifted off into a comfortable slumber. other times he’ll use your dirty panties to jerk himself off, cumming in them so he doesn’t get your bed all dirty.

like i said before, cop power trip. he suddenly has a master plan. he starts stealing small items one by one, until you finally notice. you’re on edge, thinking you’re crazy.

you come into the coffee shop one morning, constantly staring off into space until leon asks you what’s wrong.

you confide in him, too easily. but he’s a cop, isn’t he? and he’s so sweet, he’ll be sure to take you seriously and help you out. “i’m sorry to hear that, miss. but rest assured, i won’t let anyone harm you. i’ll personally look into this matter and make sure you’re safe.”

he asks to come over, see if there’s any sign of a break in. he tells you that you “shouldn’t be alone in a time like this.” he drives you over to your house in his patrol car. you’re so easy.

he takes his time with you, though. making sure to listen to your every concern, walking around the house and observing everything closely.

but inside he felt so damn powerful, having you place so much trust in him was turning him on. you had no idea.

“you know, i’ve really gone above and beyond to assist you here. it’s only fair that you show me some appreciation now.”

he walks forward, gripping your chin tightly and forcing you to look at him. “thank me.” he commands, voice low.

you mumble out a quick thank you, your heart racing in fear.

“good girl.”

“now get on your knees. show me how grateful you really are.”

he’s surprised at how quickly you comply. though that confused and worried look on your face is so cute to him.

you were trembling, hands shaking as you reach out to touch him once he gets his cock out for you. he’s painfully hard, and you wonder how long he’s been that way.

he grabs fistfuls of your hair as you suck on his cock messily. your submission and your obedience surprises yet pleases him so much.

this was his reward, his twisted satisfaction, as you fulfilled your duty to thank him for his supposed help. and as you succumbed to his control, leon knew that you were finally his. his to possess, to dominate, and to use as he pleases.

youre sucking him so good, he starts groaning a bunch of different shit. mixture of praise and degradation. he lets it slip that he’s your stalker, the one that’s been stealing your panties and other valuable items from your home, as if it wasn’t already obvious enough.

though your eyes widen, pausing your ministrations on his cock and looking up at him. tears fill your eyes.

“such a pathetic little slut. you thought you could escape me, didn’t you? but now, you’re here, on your knees, ready to serve me. and those tears? they only make me want you more.”

he relishes in his power even more, grabbing your hair roughly and forcing you to continue. your tears, those pretty little desperate sounds escaping your throat only made the experience more pleasurable for him. he wanted nothing more than to degrade you, break you until you were nothing.

he’d definitely keep you forever after that. cover up your disappearance. make you his sweet little housewife that no one knows about. his pretty little secret <3

[theprodigypenguin]

Bro I had a dream last night where Dragon and the revs helped rescue Luffy from something and he's all exhausted but won't sleep and to calm him down Dragon sings a lullaby and Luffy recognizes it and immediately passes out and Dragon gives this gentle smile and goes "I've waited your whole life to sing that to you again" and then I woke up and I'm furious what the fuck, where did that come from that's so cute???? 😭😭😭😭😭

[infernaleikon]

obikin au feat. anakin’s abysmal topping skills in which anakin and padme are a couple and while anakin is very hot and very cute and very eager, he's also not really good in bed but padme is too polite to tell him that. so she suggests they go to such a sex party/club to idk spice up their sex life and maybe secretly hopes that anakin learns a trick or two

anakin is obviously not very into the idea because as we all know he doesn't like to share but he goes because padme asks him to. he's tense and unhappy all the way there and once they get there, and it's awkward and uncomfortable and he hates so much how comfy padme seems, staying close to him but talking to other people, casually touching them, letting them touch her.

and then he makes eye contact across the room with obi-wan. obi-wan just smiles and nods slightly at him or something, just a minimal acknowledgement, and anakin is suddenly on fire, he even forgets about padme for a moment. he doesn’t know who that man is, doesn’t know his name, doesn’t know anything about him but something about him, something about having his attention, sets anakin’s whole being alight.

he starts to look for that stranger later that night because. well, he doesn't even really know why, he doesn't know him, they've never talked, and he's here with his girlfriend, who has her arm hooked through his. and then he spots obi-wan again

and either obi-wan is reclined on a chaise lounge or something, shirt opened and revealing his chest, while there's some guy on his knees in front of him giving him a blowjob. obi-wan has one arm draped over the back of the lounge and the other in the guy's hair, skipping between grabbing it and carding through it, and anakin is close enough that he can hear obi-wan praising the guy in a gentle, husky voice. he has a crisp accent and he’s speaking utter filth so softly that anakin’s toes curl from that alone. and then obi-wan looks up and their eyes meet again. anakin can't look away and obi-wan doesn't break eye contact either, seemingly holding anakin in place, while anakin can’t do anything but watch, enthralled, turned on, jealous, as obi-wan gets sucked off. and when obi-wan murmurs “good boy”, anakin could swear he’s talking to him.

anakin feels things he’s pretty sure he hasn’t felt before. he’s transfixed. he wants to be that guy on his knees, he wants those strong fingers in his hair and to have that stranger praise him. he wants his undivided attention. wants his hands, his voice, his cock, he wants to be good, he wants he want he wants. he even could be!! theoretically. padme suggested they come here and she left the option open to...explore other people.

AND/OR anakin finds obi-wan going down on a woman. and anakin is still/again feeling things. padme notices obi-wan too, notices the woman who looks like she’s seeing through time and space, and well, guess she found a teacher for anakin in obi-wan. padme approaches obi-wan, introduces herself, introduces anakin (who is losing his mind), and she asks if obi-wan would be willing to teach anakin how to do whatever obi-wan did to that woman. when obi-wan looks at him, it feels like anakin is burning up from the inside out.

it ends with obi-wan sitting by anakin's side and quietly telling him what to do, how and when to do it while anakin goes down on padme, and yeah, anakin very much does lose his mind. the way obi-wan says his name, the soft rasp of his voice, the accent, when he praises anakin for doing something well, anakin almost comes on the spot.

after that, anakin isn’t as uncomfortable about the sex club anymore. he keeps coming back, keeps seeking out obi-wan, keeps soaking up every ounce of attention he gets from him and it’s--so good. by the time he actually asks obi-wan to fuck him, he feels like he’s cheating. he’s not, technically, she’s here, and she’s even watching them, but it’s--it’s not just sex, and anakin knows it.

and so when obi-wan cups anakin’s throat to bend his head back so he can press his lips against his ear and ask, “will you think about me when you fuck her?” (it’s a question but it sounds like an order) on a particularly delicious thrust forward, all anakin can say is “yes”

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Me: im sleep deprived, its 4 AM, i should sleep.

My brain: Bobadin. What would crosshair look like after a shower?Ahsoka episode 3! CODYWAN. Obi-Wan flirting with his enemies. Jangobi *SEXUAL TENSION.* Clones, clones ClOneS, and CLONES. SHIP EVERYONE WITH OBI-WAN!!! *evil laughter*

Bonus: Tup's lil man bun~♡♡♡

[accidentallyatekneecaps]

The way I'm just constantly sitting here like I'm gonna make sure saiki has a nice meal and gets a good nap

Like I've made a post like this several times but my brain is just like fixated on it

[cata613]

You get

Chillin out, take it slow

Then you rock out the show

[lonestar-badash]

We talked about this @tastepleasure 👆🏼

BUT!

It’s kinda like this 👇🏼

[breathings]

To rewatch or not to rewatch

So do you also have this one specific tv show or movie that is like 100% your comfort medium and you have the urge to rewatch it regularly bc it makes you feel idk at home?

But you don't allow yourself to rewatch it whenever you like because

a) it's weird?!

and

b) you're low key afraid of growing tired of it if you end up watching it too often and it somehow stops being special

Or am I being weird?

[thatonepizzaman]

C l o w n s.

[anxiouspineapple99]

It’s almost 10pm, my kids birthday party is tomorrow and so of course my ADHD has said, “oooo bby is time for some INSOMNIA. Let’s clean everything top to bottom and then scroll the internet mindlessly so you regret all your life choices tomorrow!”

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

having brainrot and also brain fog is hell cuz it's like. i have many rhythm heaven thoughts. but none of them are coherent-

[yennasun]

Now for a profiling on our boy, MT. Obligatory trigger warning, gonna make this boy suffer some more lmao.

I ended up changing his character ALOT in this au, as in he's like a whole different person. Remember that these changes are to explain his break in the events of AvM in this au.

MT in this au, personality wise...kinda has no personality, let me explain.

Having never been treated like an actual person, nor rarely allowed outside his creators desktop (save for fights, and his creator sometimes letting him loose after fights while he attends some "business") combined with his training regiment as well as physiological lapses (more on that later) he never really had time to develope a personality.

Going off of what I can, normally he's soft spoken and doesn't speak unless spoken to, and generally keeps his responses short since he didn't learn how to read, write or speak until he was around 14, when he debuted as a professional.

Elaborating on that, his trainer decided MT was promising enough to forge the documentation for him to turn pro underage, since the sanction dictates you must be at least 18, this worked well when paired with his height as he passed off as an adult easily.

He hadn't developed the same cunning, manipulative articulation that would serve him well in the events of AvM. In fact, since he had no experience talking to anyone outside his creator and assistant trainer (who I will be elaborating on in the future) He's very awkward socially and this has led to some avoidable (but sometimes comical) situations. This has also made way for some...unsavory habits, for example, he has a very hard time maintaining eye contact, and gets very paranoid once he feels hostile tension. If someone raised their voice at him, he would usually clench his jaw and brace for an incoming strike (these habits are courtesy of his creator)

This is how he acts normally.

I think now is a good time to elaborate on MTs creator more.

His main method for keeping MT in line is psychological manipulation. By this, I don't mean he didn't use the traditional, normal manipulation tactics (thats also not to say he didn't use those tactics often) he would actually use his creator's powers to fuck with MTs head, sending him into paranoid psychosis which can only be described as hellish and inescapable. His reasoning for introducing this horror on MT is to "strengthen him mentally, so that his body can rely on his mind as much as the other way around." These tactics had unforseen, long term consequences, because these episodes, for as long as they lasted and for as often as it was done to him, could actually induce schizophrenic-like symptoms on individuals.

In this state, anything could set MT off, as in this state he deludes himself into believing everyone is out to kill him. What would be someone trying to calm him down, to him, would look like a hellish nightmare preparing to strike. And we all know destructive power and delusional paranoia never mix well. In this state, however, it can be recognized. Usually one pupil is larger than the other due to it taking in more "light" that otherwise isn't there. His powers also start kicking in, for starters there will be a sudden rise in room temperature, his appearance with his powers vary as well, but I will explain it more punctually if I just go down a list

Level 0- completely docile, just as I explained in the beginning. His skin and eyes are normal and his powers aren't activating

Level 1 - delusions being to surface due to slight activation of his powers (another side effect of his powers is that in order to maintain usage, the user must be in a constant state of fight or flight, thus throwing MT into psychosis) one pupil is bigger than the other, his breathing quickens and his eyes begin darting around for possible escapes.

Level 2 - he begins to show more signs of agitation than fear, going in a defensive posture. Scelara of his eyes will turn red and room temperature will begin to rise noticably. Sudden movements or actions of hostility will send him to level 3 immediately

Level 3 - he gets into fighting positions, the room temperature gets unbearably high and his veins and arteries turn red from the heat, his eyes begin glowing. Prepare for an attack at any moment. can be sedated.

Level 4 - body becomes engulfed in flames, delusions take over almost entirely, powers almost fully active. If you witness him at this stage, he's probably already attacking you, his actions are more erratic and animalistic in nature. however despite all of this, he can still be sedated.

Level 5 - hasn't been seen at this stage until after the event of AvM, his mind is completely in shambles, he most likely isn't even aware of where he is. He just knows he's in a desperate fight for survival. Body becomes engulfed in a massive, destructive vortex of inferno and begins emitting radiation. he can't be saved at this point, as far as he knows, nothing is as it seems. Once it's all over, his skin will be seared and will need medical attention (as much as he'll deny It) and very well could die in this phase.

That'll do it for now, somethings might have hit a little too close to reality but that will be a running theme in this au, still trying to get a few things fleshed out, such as the specifics of MTs powers before diving into some of the other things, there will however, be a light at the end of the tunnel, I promise.

[appleschloss]

Me: I havent been able to focus on the thing but at least I've mentally planned out how to do it-

Brain: we did the thing??

Me: No, we only *thought* about HOW to do the thing. Now we actually need to do-

Brain: we did! the thing!!!

Me: We haven't yet, we've only thought-

Brain: YAY!! We can move on now we did the thing!!!

[puppuptrixii]

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[tangential-hooligan]

Had a bit of a lazy day, so here’s a quick sketch of my favorite bugsnax