Noble!Yuu: Remember before we were married and you went on and on about how many kids you wanted?
Malleus: (reading paperwork while trying to hold a fussy fire-breathing toddler) Please don't bring that up now.
Noble!Yuu: What? I bet it was really easy to talk a big game before you got a taste of the real thing. Balancing work and parenting is hard isn't it, love?
Malleus: You're still mad I was insistent that we don't hire a nanny or governess.
Noble!Yuu: Of course, I have so much work to do and we need more than the two of us. It takes a village and I wanted my old nursemaid to help.
Malaise: (bitting Malleus, trying to draw blood)
Noble!Yuu: His instincts are so strong. Come now young prince, we get blood from our prey not daddy.
(Because I have to say it. The attitude that nannies are for neglectful parents(read mothers because they are the ones who are shamed the most and not fathers) who don't care about their kid's well-being. Most families with nannies are the most involved with their children which is why they hire nannies. This is however dependent on both the nannies and the parents of course. However, the insistent of some parents to not get babysitters or nannies is based on harmful propaganda against women who entered the workforce and would "neglect" their family duties. This conveniently forgets that just a generation ago the role of child-rearing was done by slaves and later poor free women/immigrants. Regardless children take up time and energy and quitting your job for them is a personal choice and too many men make it about themselves. They will call their wives bad mothers for needing help even while their wives are postpartum and are very vulnerable to those comments, making them do things they wouldn't have done otherwise if they were in a better state of mind.)
(If you ever thank me for anything, thank me for spending information you may need to know.)
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Update on the cover of Mockingbird number 8 cover
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robin wishes all women and related genders a happy women's day :) and olly does so as well!!
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neil: do women really take out their bottom 2 ribs so that they can have a skinny waist? tell me thats bullshit.
allison: it’s for real
neil: i’m gonna go outside and light myself on fire.
neil: what are we doing to our beautiful queens?
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it’s awesome having a best friend you share a psychic wavelength with because @venusofsuburbia and i can trust that when one of us says “tom blyth as lorelei lee” we will receive the correct response of “and mike faist as dorothy shaw”
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can u imagine if they tried to make atla today. 'yeah here's my pitch about a child who has the weight of the balance of both the physical world and an ethereal spirit world on his shoulders on top of being the last survivor of a literal genocide. yeah he's spiritually enlightened already in a non Christian religion, and reincarnation happens to him and him alone. yeah no the show's major themes are about how war and imperialism are bad for everyone involved, including the world around us. no, there'll still be cool fight scenes but it will also fundamentally explain the difference between defending oneself from an oppressor vs using that power to oppress and how even children can grasp that- where are you going'
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one of kyoutani's friends jokingly told you that you can't have a say in this topic bc it's is a "men's conversation" and ended up with a dislocated jaw and a broken nose because of how hard your boyfriend punched him. none of his friends dared to be anything but nice to you after that
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oh no, just remembered that because there's a new captain marvel movie today (which is pretty good by modern MCU standards) all the aggro men on the internet need to make declaring it the end of all media their entire personality for the next several weeks. ugh.
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my playstyle is unique. powerful. on another level, one could say. a playstyle that keeps an eye towards the future. i ask you, what happens to harrier du bois postgame? dont answer that im not done with the game yet. but imagine. without me there choosing how he ends up. whats gonna happen to him.
so heres whant im doing right. im building a better harry. a harry with a support system. a harry not mired in self-hate, but self-love. a harry who thinks hes hot shit. a superstar harry, if you will. a harry with a lil bit of swagger. he thinks hes so cool. and he also thinks kim is so cool. im talking high as hell kim kitsuragi bond score. a harry who loves kim so god damn much. a harry who sits on the floor waitng when kim goes to the bathroom.
in addition. if i may be so bold. he is a giant fucking communist
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This Sunday is Mother's Day and I just realized that means I get to force my congregation to sing the words "Mothering God you gave me birth" hahahaaaaaa suck it I'm gonna queer your theology whether you like it or not
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My cross stich of Mockingbird number 8 cover. Unfortunately I wasn't paying a ton of attention when I started it so her hair runs up to 3 stitches from the top and her elbow fell off the cloth
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sleazyizzy --> rockerfemme
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I hate football.
Beautiful game, my ass. More like, lets spend billions of dollars because us, The Men, enjoy watching other Men run around for 90 minutes.
Girls allowed!
But, like, to watch. Not to Run with the other Men God forbid!!! Or comment!!! boys only zone!! Girls can maybe sing before all the running takes place :)
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