#my garbage :)

[kdw0000]

not sorry

[unhingedpirates]

These sneek peaks are going to kill me ✨

[sirquacklesdefoof]

why does fixing a dropped stitch make me feel like im defusing a fucking bomb

[widdendream5]

has anyone done this yet

[eddie-rifff]

Brian Eno on stage with Roxy Music - 1972

[dailymusicgifs]

CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE Toronto, Canada, 7 nov 2022  

[bigoltrashpile]

What if their s/o just yelled "Come here, pretty boy!!" before grabbing the sides of their face and covering them with kisses

THAT'S SO CUTE FUCK YEAH!!!

Mafiatale Sans: You've never seen Sans so blue! He's going to be stupidly flustered, both from the kisses and the nickname. He'll try his best to play it off, make a stupid pun, but you can very clearly see the effect you had on him. He's going to be blue for several minutes.

Mafiatale Papyrus: This is a dream come true!!! He's wanted to wake up to a shower of kisses, but this is better than he ever could have expected!!! Getting countless kisses from his loved one, and getting called pretty??? You can guarantee that he's going to repay the favor once you're done!

Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): He's heard a lot of flattery in his life, but pretty boy is new! The only thing more unexpected than that is you immediately covering his entire face in kisses. He'll laugh and blush until you're done. You should be honored, it takes a lot to fluster him! Don't worry though, he'll make sure you're equally flustered later~

Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): Poor Slim is practically going to shut down. He has no idea what's going on, why are you kissing him so much? Because you love him?? What is this madness??? He's not going to recover for at least an hour, but the good news is that now you know a foolproof way to see his adorable blush!

Mafiafell Sans (Butch): Like Lucky, he's been called a lot of names, but never this one. He...kind of likes it! Or that could just be the countless kisses. Either way, he's going to melt, loving all the attention. As soon as you're done though, he's going to go crazy trying to make you feel just as good~

Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): Pretty? Him??? Wrong, he is great and terrible and very handsome! Wait, he didn't say to stop! He's going to relish in every single kiss you give him, he never thought he would ever have a partner as wonderful and sweet as you!

Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): He'll freeze for a moment. For a second, he thought you were attacking him. Which, you kind of are. Attacking him with love! As soon as he realizes what's happening, he's going to melt into your arms, but refuses to admit how much he loves your treatment. How did he ever manage to find someone as perfect as you?

Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): Pretty boy? He's your pretty boy?? Fuck yeah!!! He'll laugh a bit and happily accept the kisses, but I hope you're not wanting to go anywhere anytime soon. If you treat him so nicely, he's going to want to hold you for at least an hour. Get comfortable, angel!

[sweetbabbyjebus]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Codex Compliant™️ Dogs on Macragge Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[janewindsorcollage]

[dontmindmeoverherejustreblogging]

Watching ace attorney anime and my friend called him

Harry Balls

[shinydrakeon15]

A bunch of uranium shitposts I made because I wanted to but they’re all roblox screenshots

[kdw0000]

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖"

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

[sirquacklesdefoof]

When you’re weaving something white and pink and one of the 80+ year old ladies in your weaving circle goes “That’s so cute! Have you considered adding a nice blue?”

[widdendream5]

am i going insane am i the only one who didn't like the new hetch dialogue 💀

[eddie-rifff]

Oh, someday the Millennium! But how far is someday away?

Peter Hammill - 1990 - Theater of Living Arts Philadelphia, PA