#my man being in this iktr

[rafeandonlyrafe]

deliveries

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warnings: ex!rafe, reconciliation, kinda sugar daddy rafe but he just likes taking care of his girl mhm iktr

“can i say no?” you sigh.

“say no? did you not place this delivery?” the man raises his eyebrows.

“i didn't. my- my ex did.”

“well, i have to deliver it, ma’am, but i don't care what you do with it afterwards. give it to your friends or throw it out.” the man sets the bags of food at your doorstep, snapping a picture before walking off.

you can't blame him, plus it's probably a situation he's never encountered before.

you sigh as you pick up the bags, carrying them into the kitchen counter. packages, deliveries and letters have been showing up on your doorstep for two weeks, ever since you broke up with rafe.

you're sick of it at this point. as you go through the food, picking out something to eat for dinner (you're not just gonna let it go to waste!) you grab your phone and unblock rafes number.

you wonder how long it will take him to realize as you sit at your desk and eat. you're in an apartment complex with pretty tight security, it's the only reason why rafe isn't knocking at your door himself, instead sending whoever he can to get a message to you, while simultaneously making sure you have plenty of food to eat and things to take care of yourself with.

you answer your phone after the first ring. you deleted his contact, but rafes number is forever memorized in your head.

“stop sending me things.” 

“baby, its a relief to hear your voice again.” rafe sighs, sounding genuinely happy, like a weight is suddenly off his chest. “please, let me just talk to you. i miss you so much.”

“no, rafe. we broke up. you need to stop.” 

“why'd you break up with me? what did you tell me princess?” rafe questions. “i wasn't giving you enough attention. now im giving you everything. please, y/n.” he pleads. “im not going to stop.”

you take a deep sigh. you really love rafe, despite your relationship being only six months old when you broke up with him, it was just too much. too much attention from your friends and too much pressure from his family. it pushed your relationship farther apart until rafe barely paid attention to you, receiving constant questions from his dad and friends.

“you have to, rafe. clearly things weren't working out. we tried. we can say that. gave it a fair shot.”

“im not done trying. yes, i let my family and other people get into my head about our relationship, but im done with that bullshit. i want you back.”

“let me think about it, okay?” it's an olive branch. the best thing that you can extend right now.

“okay.” rafe agrees. “how about i call you friday?”

you glance at the calendar hanging over your desk. two days. two days to think. you're not sure it's enough or too much.

“that works… but rafe, stop sending me stuff.”

“i can't, baby.” you can practically see the way he's shaking his head right now. “gotta take care of my girl, even if you don't wanna see me.”

“fine.” you groan. you know there's no talking rafe out of it. “order me some lemonade next time then.”

--

you yawn as you wake up with a big stretch, instinctively reaching over to the other side of the bed. your hand pats the sheets before remembering that you left rafe.

you slide out of bed, heading towards your kitchen to get something for breakfast when a knock on your door interrupts you.

“one second!” you're in pajamas, but they're far too small and tight to answer the door in. you rush back into your bedroom and pull a robe on to cover up.

“hi!” the delivery woman smiles. “y/n?”

“yup.” you nod, stepping to the side. “do you mind just setting it down on the counter?”

the woman places the bags down before saying goodbye and seeing herself out. you sigh and look into the bags, eyes bulging when you see velvet boxes carefully placed inside one of them.

you pull out one of the boxes, gasping when a beautiful diamond necklace is revealed. you continue to open them, realizing rafe bought you jewelry of almost every variety.

“oh, gosh.” you grab a note, opening it to see his handwriting.

it's just what you deserve. i love you and want you back. can't wait to talk to you tomorrow.

rafe

p.s. i paid your rent for the next three months

you grab your phone before even looking in the other bag, dialing rafes number. he picks up almost instantly.

“you know you can't buy my love, right?” 

“im not trying to.” rafe says. “im just trying to take care of you. did you get the breakfast?”

you peek into the other bag, seeing a stack of delicious looking pancakes inside a clear container, as well as some other options.

“yeah, ill eat it in a minute.”

“good.” you can practically hear rafes smile over the phone.

“how about we meet up in person to talk tomorrow instead of on the phone?”

“ill go wherever you want.”

“our first date.” is all you say before hanging up, grabbing the pancakes and container holding scrambled eggs.

--

you're aware you didn't say what time as you pull up to the pier. it's a warm day, sunny with almost no clouds in the sky, but a light breeze gives you the perfect amount of cooling.

you walk down the pier, unable to hold back your smile when you see rafe sitting on the bench where you ate ice cream on your first date after finally agreeing to let him take you out.

rafe watches you carefully as you sit down next to him.

“you're wearing the necklace i got you.” he smiles, seeing the gold chain around your neck.

“i am.” you nod. 

“can i… can i hug you? ive missed you so much baby.”

you nod again, not sure you can find your voice as rafes arms wrap around your body, holding you into his side. you snuggle into his chest, eyes sliding shut. 

“love you so much.” rafe says, pressing kisses to the top of your head. “so much i messed up the first time not trying to be too obsessed. i just didn't want to make you run away, turns out i did the exact opposite and you felt ignored. you know how my dad is…” rafe trails off as you pick your head up to look at him.

“we shouldn't have let others get between us.” you know you're not innocent in it either, contributing just as much to rafe to the tension that had grown between the two of you.

“and we won't let it happen again now that we know.” rafe says, a promising look in his eyes. you swear it looks like he might cry as you nod.

he ducks his head, pressing your lips together in a sweet kiss. you fist your hands in his shirt, keeping him close as you kiss back, having missed his lips on yours more than you'd like to admit.

“does this mean you'll tell security im allowed back in?” rafe laughs gently, cupping your face, his thumb gently stroking over your cheek.

“hmm, i guess.” you giggle.

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[leclercstarrs]

eternal sunshine.

pairings: lewis hamilton x fem!singer!reader x ex!carlos sainz.

warnings: mentions of cheating, carlos slander, and inspired by ‘eternal sunshine - ariana grande.’

in which you collaborate with your friend and release a song about your ex while simultaneously revealing your new relationship.

yourusername 📍 los angeles

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yourusername just motivation to get back into the studio ig 🍷

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landonorris one positive to this situation, we get new music 🤲

yourusername 🫡

user7 lando norris is the one and only y/n fanboy

user34 lando!! run that man off the track for us pls!

arianagrande love you girl!! 🤍

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lewishamilton can’t wait to listen to the new music!

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user12 shooting his shot now that carlos is out of the picture LMFAOO

user8 lewis save y/n from carlos pls 🙏

user9 y/n l/n x XNDA

user72 HE FUMBLED BAE!!

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user63 guys she liked this 😭 that means he for sure cheated, they weren’t already broken up??!

user2 he’s so icky

user21 ARI X Y/N COLLAB???

user38 yesss y/n was listed on the track list for ariana’s new album as a feature on one of the songs

user75 AHHH I CANT WAIT

yourusername

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yourusername eternal sunshine by my bestie ari featuring me is out now and available to stream on all platforms ☀️ so grateful that ari wanted me to be on this diamond of a song, it means so much to the both of us!

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arianagrande omg i love you! thank you for joining me on this song, hopefully we can collaborate again soon!

yourusername yes ofc 😭🫶🏻

charles_leclerc love the song ❤️

yourusername ty cha!! i miss you!

user7 omg cuties 🥹

user92 ohhh ik charles has beef w carlos rn 🫡

landonorris stream the song guys

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user53 yesss promote her iktr 😝

lewishamilton amazing song 🩶

yourusername ty lew 😊

user12 LEWWWW? omg adorable

user38 lewis is about to steal carlos’ girl 🫣

user9 yea she’s not carlos’ girl…womp..he’s a lame cheater

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user24 NOT HER LIKING YOUR REPLY LMFAOOO SHADY I LOVE HER

billieeilish be mine

yourusername ily.

billieeilish we’re collabing next

user67 BILLIE?

sabrinacarpenter hot girl activities.

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chappellroan beautiful girl! love the song!

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user95 Y/N…THE LYRICS ARE CRAZY

user11 did ariana write the song or y/n??

user89 pretty sure ariana wrote most of it but y/n mentioned she was doing some of the writing as well…sooo maybe 👀

lizgillz love ya both!

yourusername love you more xx

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton met gala 2024 🩶

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yourusername 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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user12 OMG?? Y/N?? LEWIS??

user7 so happy for both of them 😭 she deserves better than the way carlos treated her

user11 AHHH FREAKING OUT RN

user0 not her being a grid hopper, i see why carlos left her 💀

user93 ummm stfu you flop 😟! he cheated on her and she left him….booooo 🍅🍅 you suck

landonorris better be treating her well 😁

lewishamilton of course 😊

user94 HELPPP

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yourusername i found a good boy and he’s on my side 🫶🏻

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charles_leclerc so happy for both of you ❤️

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lewishamilton i love you so much my gorgeous girl

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user39 SO CUTE

[goldsainz]

TOUCH IT — one shot.

pairing: lewis hamilton x reader

MASTERLIST.

taglist: @lorarri @lpab @noncannonships @lunnnix @elliegrey2803 @schumacheer @saintslewis @leoramage @ellswilliams @toomuchdelusion @anthonykatebridgerton @enhacolor @gulabjamoon @woweewoowa @forza55 @ihrtdan @ravisinghs-wife @messycigarette @hobiismyhopeu

request: “it's a lewis hamilton + "touch it" by ariana grande 🥹”

NOTE: this song is amazing! had the best time listening to it while writing this. i hope i did this idea justice, im pretty content with how this turned out. sorry for how i long it took me to get to this 🫶 (also this won’t get a second part)

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yourusername with the bestest boy

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ynfan1 you can’t just post this while we’re all scrambling to see if you’re single or not😭

tchalamet he’s got better drip than you.

⤷ yourusername he’s richer than you. how about that.

⤷ tchalamet okay now.

ynfan2 oh she is slaying even while going through a break up… cunty behaviour all around

lewisfan1 ARE YOU AND DAD STILL TOGETHER OR NOT??

ynfan3 roscoe is a child of divorce💔

lewisfan2 lewis liking from his account AND roscoe’s account… this man is not serious

⤷ ynfan4 need a man who’s obsessed with me like this

ynfan5 her being a dog mum is everything to me

lewisfan3 can’t believe lewis fumbled this hard

ynfan6 so y/n gets visitation for roscoe??

⤷ ynfan7 roscoe would throw a fit if he didn’t get to see her that’s his mum fr

yourusername posted an instagram story!

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lewishamilton Living without you is not truly living.

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yourusername never being without you again 🤍

⤷ lewishamilton A month without you felt like a year.

⤷ ynfan21 A MONTH?! WDYM A MONTH?!?!

lewisfan21 mama y papa

lewisfan22 their break hit harder than my parents divorce

roscoelovescoco Thank you’s for bringing’s mum’s back

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ynfan21 thank you for the y/n pics kind sir🙏

lewisfan23 these two are my roman empire

lewisfan24 the most iconic couple iktr

ynfan22 THE SECOND PIC😭

sebastianvettel After all the pining I had to hear from you both, you better get married!

⤷ lewishamilton Working on it.

⤷ yourusername I’m sorry… WHAT?

⤷ mickschumacher I claim being the flower boy

⤷ landonorris Y/N likes me more.

⤷ yourusername debatable

⤷ landonorris WOW.

⤷ lewishamilton …I haven’t even proposed yet.

⤷ sebastianvettel We’re all waiting for you😊

[lunarw0rks]

PRICE BEING INTO HAIRY GIRLS IKTR IKTR ‼️‼️

he would deffffff just have a hand down your pants & play with the hair I’m SOWRY BUT IT’S TRUE 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ wouldn’t even be sexual, just a comfort to that man as he cuddles you. a stim if you will 🤭 just mindlessly caressing any part of your body he can reach at all times that mans is HANDSY (respectfully)

he's so hairy, i mean look at him.

mans does NOT CARE about hair on you! ever since i read a 70s pornstar au w/ price -- i haven't been able to get him as a full bush enthusiast out of my head.

is it even a headcanon, if it's just CANON?? I JUST KNOW HE'D APPRECIATE HAIR!!

//

oh,, he'd be so touchy-feely. sometimes he knows exactly what he's doing, other times price is just fidgeting and keeping a hand on your body for the sake of it...... and that includes the hair that comes with it, as well ;)

he's twirling and caressing the nether hairs with how intensively he's letting his fingers roam. and like you said, it's not always sexual, either. it just feels good on his fingertips.

can't judge him tho. it's fun to play with the hairs when they get long🤭🤭 (is that completely humiliating to admit?? is that embarrassing? am i alone in this?)

[earthtoharlow]

YOURINSTA

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yourinsta: They say, "You a superstar now, " damn, I guess I am

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neelamthadhani: ❤️‍🔥

user: so proud of you 🥹

user: I see you with the Jack Harlow lyrics

user: desperately need a collab 

user: you really be on ya grind!

user: Jack liked 👀

HARLOWUPDATES

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user: this man has no shame

user: knew there was a reason he’s been liking all her photos

user: a song with them would be FIRE

user: THEY NEED TO MEET

user: the balls in her court

YOURINSTA

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yourinsta: wish you were here xoxo

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user: ❤️‍🔥

user: i’m respectfully looking

user: the baddest in the game

jackharlow: damn 😮‍💨

jackharlow: 😍

user: it’s Jack being thirsty in the comments for me 🤣

user: if y/n don’t reply back Jack might just go crazy

BREAKFASTCLUBAM

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user: “for now”

user: they definitely fucking 🤣

user: no way Jack being thirsty in her comments just for them to be “chilling”

user: we really lost her to a white man! I feel sick

THESHADEROOM

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theshaderoom: #TSRBaeWatch: Okay Now! One of our #roomates caught y/n and Jack Harlow boo loving in ATL 👀

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user: idc what nobody say, looks like another fake Hollywood couple 🤷🏽‍♀️

user: he tall af lol

user: how did he get her

user: at least she happy

user: they cute together!!! idc

Jack Harlow posted to their story!

JACKHARLOW:

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jackharlow: for that dick she do gymnastics @yourinsta

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user: shaking crying throwing up

user: he took the baddest out the game 😩

user: he ain’t pop the question yet so we good

saweetie: IKTR!!

user: CON😭GRATU😭LATIONS !!

user: please stop sending me these pictures of my fiancé wrapped around another woman. This is not me and it is hard enough knowing this has happened without seeing it. Enough now.

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Latto face claim for @thedreamstar :)) hope you love it!

[sylvies-chen]

I was too enraptured by this season premiere to liveblog or anything but bear with me here for some

SUCCESSION 4.01 THOUGHTS:

say what you will about how stupid greg is (because his stupidity truly peaked in this episode) but his diss at logan about his kids slipped off his tongue so fast like MANS WAS SO OUT OF POCKET I LOVE HIM LOL

oh and we can all agree that tom purposely leaked the pierce info to shiv right?? like I felt that as his tiny piece offering which obviously isn’t enough but he’s not as stupid as people think that call was so staged to me

yeah, this deal with pierce is one of those “they won the battle but will still lose the war” kind of situations isn’t it… like no way ken and rome and shiv are out of the woodworks yet

love these siblings though and the way they’re really supporting each other, showing concern, being respectful, and even the physical touches of affection… yeah SOMEONE SEDATE ME best siblings ever 😭

tom jealous greg is making a fool of himself with someone other than him iktr!! husbands!!

logan better pray there isn’t an afterlife tbh because old man your ass is going straight to the flames if there is holy fuck

it’s so sad that i do genuinely think he misses his kids though like in that super fucked up way

roman saying kendall wants to fuck over logan and shiv wants to fuck over tom but he doesn’t want to fuck over anybody when MY GUY GERRI HURT YOU TOO??? I’m glad he doesn’t hold any animosity towards her though

on that note, roman being the most stable of the three siblings right now feels like I’ve stumbled into a different dimension but honestly I’m so happy about it, that’s my little sicko pup 🥺

speaking of dogs, the true victim of this episode was mondale because HOW LONG HAVE TOM AND SHIV BEEN KEEPING HIM IN THE TINIEST FUCKING DOG PEN he is the real child of divorce

THAT LAST SCENE. holy……. truly fascinating how tom and shiv only truly love each other when they’re on the verge of losing each other. so many layers to all of that

(I’m also totally clocking the comment about the disgusting brothers thing and tom saying he just gets drinks with greg sometimes as shiv being jealous and RIGHTLY SO lol)

I’m so excited for next week’s episode too— WE GET KENSTEWY GOODNESS???

anyways, lmk your thoughts!!

[arsenalgbt]

You can absolutely use it if you write this fic!

Also Jurrien is such a good idea because he's a sweetheart and none of their friends kids cried when he held them like they did when Dec held them and he's always talked about wanting kids vs Declan who had once said to Kai that it wasn't something he'd ever considered. Jurrien is perfect, he's the kind of guy root for and and Dec feels awful having to root against him. Throw awkwardness of Kai having to tell Jurrien, the baby shower from hell as Dec watches them interact and Kai getting hurt when Dec's friends reveal to Kai that Dec hadn't even told them Kai was pregnant until they baby shower invite came but they understand now considering how Jurrien is the one Kai clearly loves and we've got ourselves some heartache.

Kai wants the baby to be happy and healthy and he wants to be with Dec no matter what. He wants them to be happy and in love but Dec is pulling away and Jurrien is always there for him. Its not Kai's fault he's leaning on him.

idk who she is, but I am her. that's me reading this masterpiece. everything clicks with me FUCKKKKAKJSDFJKKJASDFKJA. the way you put jurrien high up on a pedestal as we all should...... IKTR!!! the way you already set everything up for me like???? deccie being an asshole umm I dunno having kids isn't my priority right now (got a family biz to take care of yada yada) >>> deccie's insecurity cuz have y'all seen jurrien????? hotshot lawyer or something >>>>> THE KAI FINDING OUT DEC DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIS CIRCLE THAT HE'S HAVING A BABY WITH KAI, HIS HUSBAND >>>>>>> foolish men not communicating because kai is falling in love thinking his husband resents him now, when deccie was already falling harder ajsjfjasjfahjasfj >>>>>>>>>> I have a plot twist for jurrien now I'm ashjfhjasfja asjflaldfjajdfjal THANK YOU

oh man

any other deckai plot lines u wanna share with the audience????? im here to gobble them lol

[yakdee]

Ramblings on Only Friends Ep. 2

Part 1/4

Again, public declarations/proposals my be-loathed

Cheum is really just here for the vibes and her friends' happiness and I love her for that

JENNY!! I mean P'YO!!! AND HER MAN!!!

This confessional is giving Reality TV vibes and I'm here for it. Although the series is fiction, it is depicting the very real lifestyles of many people in the world and it's honestly so refreshing

See? Sand gets it ... so lame

Aww, Ray ... sweetie

I'm just properly looking at the intro and god everyone looks so hot

You are so right Cheum — there is nothing hotter than someone doing or talking about something within their area of expertise

Not Mew and Top being different sides of the same coin — they both like the challenge; let's see who gives in first

Seriously, can we get Ray some help :(

Mew putting that emphasis on "my friend" oof

Ah, so Top definitely knows that Ray likes Mew

The start of Sand and Nick's bestie era; we love to see it

Mew, you're really after my heart — to tell the guy who's everyone's type that he's not YOUR type *chef's kiss*

Yes, getting Mew is about the chase and conquest BUT Top is a little out of his element bc Mew stimulates his mind AND his lions; he really ain't gonna know what hit him lol

Ray, sweetie ... why are you following this man? At this rate, you're never gonna beat the stray cat allegations

Yo 10,000 Baht is 281.21 USD???! — I would do it too for a check lol

Part 2/4

Can't even focus on the heated make out etc. bc those horns/antlers behind Nick's head were a terrible accident waiting to happen *shudders*

Nick is already so gooooone I just-

With the level of game Boston is spitting, Nick really didn't stand a chance

I want Sand's messenger bag; wonder if it'll be merch

Oooo I love the way they filmed Sand walking into Ray's sitting room; nothing like a good one-take scene

Ray's mom ... that explains so much :(

I guess this wakeboarding park is the new BL spot; first Wedding Plan and now OF lol

GO APRIL!!

Oh no Cheum :(

I'm sorry but Top diving into the water was ... LMAOOO

Gdi Boston! STAND TF UP!!! Top's not gonna pick you and no dick is worth losing a friendship over

Part 3/4

Did Boston climb the shower wall bc how the hell???

Gotta find that post that talks about red (stop), yellow (slow), and green/blue (go) being prominent colors in Mew and Top's relationship because it's really evident in this episode, ESPECIALLY in this cookie scene

Look at my boi Mew setting those boundaries iktr

Mutual mast rep? We love to see it!

But seriously Nick, I'm gonna need you to run baby

Yooo Neo's body is insane; I'm looking respectfully

Can WE see the monstera? We love a good plant tour on this side of the internet

Leaving a hot girl to go home with a hot guy; Sand is winning either way esp considering this super playful vibe Ray is putting on

Part 4/4

Sleeping pills? AND a tragic backstory?

Ngl I thought he was lying too lol ... still kinda think he's lying, but I'll let it go for now

Okay maybe he isn't lying; look at the way he's holding Mew :'(

Is that Ray and Mew in the picture? And what's with the tense, sinister bg music? Whatchu plottin' Boston?

Pansexual rep? We love to see it!

As I said last week, lighting cigarettes as a form of foreplay

Who knew a cigarette smoke kiss could be so life-changing; I am a new person

That little voice in First's head must've been going crazy during this scene lol

AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP WANTING ME??? IKTR

At this rate, Khaotung's tattoo needs to get a separate check for it's role in this series

Oh Sand, sweetie ... the fire started when you lit that cigarette and you started playing with it the moment you accepted that smoke-filled kiss *deep sigh* you're in too deep now baby (both literally AND figuratively)

Next week is gonna be insane; see you then :)

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of twd 11x17

- saw sebastian and threw up a lil in my mouth

- saw negan and threw up a lil more in my mouth

- omg rick

- did judith start having an accent omg

- SEASON 5 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

- where r they

- omg lance hornsby girlboss

- daryl’s stupid scar pls

- DONT TALK TO MAGGIE SHUT UP NEGAN

- carol being the first line of defense iktr iktr ❤️

- omg daryl with the slay plan

- i hate negan i hate him i hate his screentime i hate him not a redemption arc let him die please i so viscerally need him to die

- this WILL NOT be the season i like negan shut up stop trying to make me

- oh a whisperers comeback

- omg that walker MACKIN

- i love my flustered angry boy lance 🫶

- its giving my math prof when his mic wasn’t working and he almost cried

- AHAHAHA lance got shot

- OMG DARYL

- lance is in his thanos i’ll do it myself era

- oh that scene of him glaring in the car was kinda sexy ngl hi sir

- i wish i could drive this good

- OH MY GOD THEY GOT SIDEFUCKED BY DARYL

- oh slay kill sebastian

- omg yumiko i haven’t seen her in a hot minute

- WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW

- overthrow the government OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

- let rosita take her personal day mercer get ur stick out of ur butt 💔

- ew i hate negan’s stupid dumb face

- oh who is april what is the tea

- negan killed her didnt he

- they should kiss maybe i think

- wait what is this plan are they sending negan in to keep the people in there safe?? how is this accomplishing that?? is he tattling on hornsby???

- oo “if no one else is playing by the rules why are you?”

- CAROLLLLLL

- OMG CAROL IN HER NANCY DREW ERA 🫶🫶

- her shirt looks so comfortable

- omg gracie called daryl a dumb loser idiot who sucks

- omg omg omg what is going on they look like they suck so bad

- do u think if u pressed the ice machine ice would come out

- OMG THE PHOTO

- no daryl why are you so sentimental with ur stupid picture of u and the kids u love so much

- wait no i think carol just has a picture of them omg 🫶🫶🫶

- OMG CAROL IN HER MICHAEL MYERS ERA W THAT KNIFE PLSS

- THE SHOT OF JUDITH IN THE CUPBOARD PLS ITS NOT FUNNY BUT IT IS

- JERRY IS JUST SO ?? HIMBO??? I LOVE HIM???

- yo what are you doin’ here man?

- “where is carol?” me throughout 11B man

- OMG A GIRLBOSS COLLAB

- they should team up and kill negan together and then make out

- how long do u think negan practiced that line in his head so he would look cool in front of carol be honest

- OMG NEGAN SPILLING THE TEA

- carol girlboss 🫶🫶🫶

- SHUT UP PAMELA WE LITERALLY KNOW WHO DID THIS

- omg the dad slayed

- yumiko should have just let them kill pamela

- HELL YEAHHH DOWN WITH THE MILTONS THE MILTONS ARE MURDERERS HELL YEAHHHHHH

- omg yumiko and magna back on their girlboss wlw relationship love them together

- OH NO JERRY GOT SEEN

- omg the commonwealth people got their backs

- UNION STATION????

- oh my god negan shut up carol does not care

- OMG IS HE SCARED CAROL IS GONNA KILL HER

- carol is like ??? u??? when my boytoy is out there fighting for his life???

- omg maggie and daryl both look so haggard pls someone just give them a hug 😭

- ewww theyre talking about leah

- GLENN NAME DROP

- ok daryl and maggie kiss now

- gracie’s cardigan looks so comfortable

- omg they’re so super stealth rn

- that man is such an idiot fr

- god rosita is so slay i love her so much its insane

- the sewer is so disgusting i would never go down there rip to them but i’m different

- annie leave negan for maggie challenge

- carol and negan r so bold

- carol is my girlboss fr fr 🫶

- IS THAT

- oh my god hes disgusting

- yeah that’s correct u suck so bad sebastian

- NEGAN SAYING “i have seen her pull bunnies right out of her ass with my very own two eyes” CAROL GOES 😐😑

- carol continuing to be described as the epitomy of girlboss in the show iktr iktr

- ARE THEY GONNA SHOOT THEM

- omg thats what negan deserved i have no pity for him

- pamela lies! sebastian kills! period!

- wtf are those walkers how did they get so close is nobody doing their jobs

- TEAR GASSING THE CROWDS??? R U KIDDING ME??? THATS SO FUCKED??/!-???

- omg am i mercer

- be the change you want to see in the world mercer kill pamela

- rosita pubging irl rn

- OMG TORN IN HALF REST IN PIECES FR

- people in power stop drinking when there’s trouble challenge

- no fucking way pamela is ‘boys will be boys’ing this shit no fucking way pamela istg

- OH MY FOS SHE HIT GIM

- omg carol is playing along with pamela to get what she wants thats so slay of her

- where did they get all of that rope to tie that walker up omg

- AHAHAHAHA GET HIM DARYL GET HIM

- nooo the smirk lance is insane he needs to go to therapy or smth fr fr

- omg angsty caryl moment my heart literally dropped

- boo negan should just leave boo negan redemption arc booooo

- omg negan slept with mercer to get into the commonwealth

- um he also tortured the love of her life for like a week ofc shes wary of him???

- ok but yeah he does owe it to maggie idc idc idc

- AHAHAHA LANCE LOOKS LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT WHEN DARYL KNIFE TO THE THROATS HIM

- if daryl yelled at me i think i would cry i hate it i hate it i hate it

[thevampirearchive]

Commentary on Interview With The Vampire - Episode 4 (Spoilers)

Now why did I think that was a cotton tree. Does Cotten even grow on trees? Okay

Omfg diaries! CLAUDIA MA CHÈRIE!

Black Angel :) he is beautiful! Pls, I love this!

From a young person perspective, I’m with Lestat. Imagine being a child forever? I’d loose my mind. @ vampires pls don’t turn me till I’m a crisp 35 pls and thank you.

“I dont know” I know this pisssed Lestat off. Like why you bring her here WITHOUT ANY PLANS? But also? Same Louis, same.

And ofc begging will help because Lestat would literally do anything to make his man’s happy, king.

Louis trusting Lestat and not saying anything as he nearly drained her —- iktr

Pls not a street cat, I love her.

“If you want it to be” Louis where will she go if it’s not pls he’s so nice, giving options and not tryna scare her. Lestat would have said yes ofc, and if you need anything else, tell me because I’m very rich.

“That make him the dumb one” not me weezing, child pls. And all while Lestat in the dark.

I love this tho, them communicating like this and watch Lestat be jealous as he should.

“What’s he saying” he’s so irritated! This is the reality Edward Cullen thinks he wants but trust, he doenst. Nobody does.

Relying on Louis words alone would make me anxious cuz it’s not like they understand eachother most of the time. And now miss C has access ? Yeah hang in their Lestat.

Not him calling her his lil Milkweed — IM SCREAMING

“Family secrets” awwwww. And Lestat got so happy! I’m so exited.

Uncle Les and Daddy Lou are the cutest nicknames!

Aww her observing them! She’s so cute.

Pls not the vegetarian parents vs the carnivore parent feuding. EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM! Love how she sounds a lil sad but not for long cuz she about to have the best time and Louis will scream cry throw up

Lmaoooo ‘it has movement’ no because speak! Lestat, pls, You’ve been dragged for your outfits twice while we watched, you’re not a fashion icon pls you’re just French.

Pls not her smelling someone better hhhhahahahaa glad the swans are safe.

Ew not the singing, she’s so creepy, it’s perfect!

‘Not a cop’ Claudia said ACAP purr, that’s my niece for sure.

Lmaooo not now Lestat, he’s really tryna ‘that’s my baby’ rn? We’re busy bro pls have your proud father moment at home (but yes that’s y’a girl! PEIROD)

Lestat smiling at Louis as he really he’s him what Lestat taught him :) and I’m sure he’s especially happy because Louis had that whole morality dilemma. And now, he’s not even springing it on Claudia! Good!

Lmao she’s so pouty , same. Start screaming and kicking. “From starvation” hahahahaha ON HER KNEES, pls they need to pay attention or she’ll eat the streets💀

LMAO she���s having too much fun! FROG LEGS? Y’all sure this isn’t Leatats daughter?

Not her smashing the macaron, I know Lestat screamed cry threw up at the sight. It’s his country’s national treasur!

Hahahah not Kill Juice!

I love how she plays in the light! She’s such a kid Argh same.

Yes Daddy Lou is cute but Lil waif? Lmao not him calling her a fucking abandoned neglected poor orphan to her face 😭names go hard tho tho — they should drop a track

‘The book is her friend’ not Louis translating to Lestat who still don’t get it. She talks to books cuz she her daddy’s daughter hello? What’s not clicking.

Pls not the pen scribbling, it’s so loud 😭

And they squished in the coffin like sardines! MAMA,WE TRAPPED INNA THIS BOMBOOOOOOOO! WE CANNOT ESCAPE WE CANNOT GET OUT! WE TRAPPED LOKE A PACK OF SARDINES

NOT Lestat tryna threaten her and she unbothered, PEIROD. Nobody cares if your tiers uncle Les, answer the question 🔫

Omg! Louis French is good :) lmao Lestat just yelling FUCJING he’ll. Iconic. Lestat is super young-acting tho so idk how that was thrown at him. He’s mad cuz he cannot sleep, he cannot rest, 🎶a single mom who works two jobs —🎶

Pls not her testing the coffin, same.

Hahahahahahah not his feet in her face, baby was traumatized!

Not catching them get it on, ‘you miss me’ 🤓 yes pookie, hahaha I loved that

Glad Claudia realizes the hypocrisy, but don’t question him too much 😭 glad Louis set her straight cuz he’s been yelled at now a lil too much.

Pls not him explaining queerness, purr. She’s so freaking cute! Perfect casting!

Pls Claudia looks disgusted THAT FISH LOOKS NASTY INDEED. He’s tryna convert her and she’s still frowning, lmaoo. I lowkey don’t like this cuz he’s confusing her because he’s so tightly connected to his humanity still vs her adjusting so well already.

Pls not the call for prayer, mashallah. i could go on a 7 day rant about vampires and Muslims, and how Christian’s should step aside cuz their religion does not have the full facilities to hold such supernatural creatures to begin with! PURR

Claudia was out here on some author shit. Wrote all down like her life depended on it.

Her room is so nice. Lmao not her throwing stuff at him I’m screaming!

I’m glad she explains how time flies, cuz some ppl think eternal immortality is = boredom. YOU FOOLS!

Aww she truly is a child! Gets between her dads when they fight? Many of us are having war flashbacks, I bet.

Pls not them watching Nosfaratu and laughing! Same. The mockery. Pls

Another funeral, haven’t people died enough? And She wore red to a funeral? Baby, I bet it was lestats idea.

Pls not his sister against same

Sex parents hahahahahahahahha enough.

Not the smugness of Louis, same💀 I bet he’s sad tho, but still resentful after all.

Pls not his sister thinking Lestat pays for it all.. he does but Louis pays him back :/ put some respect on his name. And the threat. Pls! Their like a lil family of killers.

NOT THE SMELL! She was stood up there like that picture of blue Ivy

Lestat pls be Fr! cuz he acts however he wants and doenst care, and that’s why her behavior was fine lmaoo

Uncle Les and you are Evil Twins lmao, iconic evil twins.

Not him having the most convekyrrd complicated sex talk 😭 even i was slime huh? So he’s teaching her how to drive and what love and sex is? Iconic.

If someone called me belladonna I’d scream, that’s my fav nickname for her — why is he comparing her to drugs like this? Sir? 😭

Pls not them hunting together how Louis said he hated. Louis did tell her she hated it for a reason and I see why, but I see why Lestat loves it. Creepy, weird, enticing snd perverse.

Lmao not her just jumping him, I love this scene. “She’s with me” purr.

She’s realizing! I love it! But realizing too hard cuz now you playing grown.

‘Jumped a girl’ LMAO period, Lestat is so proud of her and Louis is terrified 😭I’m both 🫶🏾 Except that outfit is giving elderly, she truly is lestat’s daughter.

Pls, not darkie, I’m triggered y’all. 💀 NOT DARKIE. Almost had her commit homicide.

Omg he kinda looks like Louis’ brother :) omg.

Oh my gosh, she’s like a fanfic writer her thoughts hve be giggling.

She reads so fast she doenst even look down, me when? All so she could go see her man’s do his rounds!

THE FLOWERS! PLS! Not the blocking! ‘This is your father speaking’ LOUIS GET OUT OF HER HEAD! Can a girl get some privecy in here ?

Omg she’s matured so much! WAIT! I need a timeline cuz she said 19, is she lying or has 2. Years passed? If so, it took her almost 2 years to complete one diary? That seems fake.

Pls not the horse 😭 she’s finally getting what she wanted. But now I’m scared. ‘Your an Angel’ leave that man’s neck alone baby girl, cuz it cannot end good! YOUR KILLING HIM! CLAU! CLAU! NOOOOO! The horse fighting for its life in the back cuz she killed him!

I love her and I’m so sorry baby girl but not taking him home knowing your uncle is Lestat…. He’s gonna hurt your feelings Fr

‘He’s dead’ thump — I AN SCREAMING.

Louis: Lestat :/ — translation: be empathetic pls

Lestat: :) what? :)? — Translation: I keep telling y’all we vampires but everybody in this fucking house wants to mess around and be entangled with humans so this why y’all get, bodies bodies bodies..

‘Clean up after yoursel’ AND IM SCREAMING AGAIN. Y’all don’t understand this is him when he’s angry. When he’s yelling and shit? That’s him hurt and frustrated. Smiling and smooth and snip? Yeah y’all have him pissed.

Talk about taking actions for your responsibility. Lestat would be a ‘let it cry itself to sleep’ type of parent. He has to teach her tho or she’s gonna be miserable. And I love how harsh he is with her cuz this is exactly how Louis would have had to face the music if Lestat wasn’t so in love and so afraid of loosing him that he forced gentleness and patience out. Lestat fed up tho, he cannot have a Louis 2.0 situation, Mans 159, he’s tired.

“I don’t want you” 🤨 Louis, quickly, who does this remind you of? Option 1. You? Option 2. toi?

Not Anne Frank and Stephen king, Daniel…. 😀

‘I had two and their—’ lmaooo Daniel finish the sentence 💀

They have a lot of dark eras of their lives, ngl.

‘Bandaid for a shitty marriage’ DANIEL😭 this man must be an earth sign cuz what’s this brutality. Taurus maybe ? Or a

Coffin scene smacked. Omg the flavors! Me at 3am having yet another mental breakdown nBUT WORST. She’s realizing everything and it’s rushing thru her, poor baby about to end it. Pls and the nock on wood, CLAUDIA

LESTAT! LOUIS! GET HER! Their truly parents to an emo child cuz she basically cutting and venting to paper and I cannot beleive that’s how it ends :/ GIVE ME MORE DAMN IT!

[taylors-karma]

Final 7 Ranking: From Racism to Misogyny

I swear we can’t win in the fucking Big Brother house. Always gotta be one of them happening.

1. Taylor (Prev 1)- She may be #7 in everyone in the house’s heart but she’s #1 in mine.

2. Michael (Prev 3)- Going back up to #2 bc everyone else disappoints me. You know what Michael? Keep winning. Show these idiots the person they could have evicted but chose to attack Taylor instead. Make them regret it when you sit in that Final 2 after beasting every goddamn competition. Also you’re in my draft and giving me many many points so do it. 

3. Alyssa (Prev 7)- A HUGE jump because she is way more tolerable without Kyle. Still a useless dead weight like Zingbot said, but at least she’s not the most problematic. That’s where we’re judging people based on at this point. 

4. Brittany (Prev 4)- Every time I want to like her she does something fucking problematic and stupid again. Idk why she is obsessed with just ratting out everyone but Michael, especially other women? I don’t think she realizes that she kinda sucks at this game and she’s giving insecure loser energy. Watching her just makes me sad at this point. 

5. Turner (Prev 6)- Only moving up because Monte moved down. You still suck, and yeah you DO smell. 

6. Monte (Prev 2)- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN TO NOT TRUST A MAN! He’s an insecure prick who can’t handle Taylor not being interested in him iktr. He’s mad that he can’t control her and that she’s picked the side of the house that actually wants to keep her around (which at this point might just be Michael) like bestie if you wanted her on your side maybe you shouldn’t have treated her like shit week one :/. 

7. Terrance (Prev 5)- DJ Notime needs to go. I’m sick of him, and he somehow stays every goddamn week he’s on the block and it pisses me off. Stop casting old men on Big Brother! 

[by-kilian]

Oh TASTEEEEEEEEE

I just knewwwwwww it. I knew you were THAT GWORL. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kill Bill HELLO! I wanted to put that up there 😭😭😭😭 , Spiderverse - if I could bottle that inner child joy I first felt watch that film in cinema for the very first time omg 😭😭😭. AMELIE tasteeeeeee. Mulan DUH?!!!!!!! Goodfellas 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I need to watch LOTRs 🫣

Oh TASTEEEEEEEEE

sfghsoghsoh SISTER!!! 🫂🫂 A fellow person of TASTE and intellect, iktr. Kill Bill is honestly such a great movie for its story-telling, the themes of motherhood/revenge/etc. Quentin tells the fuck out of stories and I love how non-linear he chooses to make things. And omg. Into The Spider-Verse was such an unexpected love. I think it was on Netflix at the time and I randomly put it on one day and when I tell you I CRIEEEEED! 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️ They took such a classic formula of a hero's journey, specifically Spider-Man's journey, and STILL made it new. When you know who died, I was like NOT HIM?!?!?! WHEN HIS THEME PLAYS WHEN MILES FINALLY TAKES THAT LEAP? CINEMATIC POETRY. As for Amélie, that is truly one of my fav films of all time. I relate to my shy sister who lives inside her head a LOT. Perfect film that's just the right amount of quirky and whimsical without being too much. Mulan is a given and Goodfellas is just THAT film. I watched it in a film class in high school and was blown away like wow. This is actual cinema 😭. THIS is storytelling. Pure excellence.

Also Lord of The Rings is the best but I am very biased. The original trilogies are perfection but I would say if you're not typically into fantasy, it may not be for you. But the payoff in the storytelling is worth it all. Also Aragorn, hello. That is a MAN.

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 4)

LORD THIS IS SO LONG SD GSDBGKSBKJ

EPISODE 11:

AYO WHAT IS THIS BEEEEAAAT BRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THIS INTRO IS SO GOOD I AM SHAKING ASS

12/10 INTRO CARD SLAYED THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS HOUSTON I'M D E C E A S E D

they are now 4th graders !!! they abt to be 9 years old !!!

wendy and BEBE MY KIDS IN FRAME I LOVE IT

stan be for real Y'ALL AIN'T ABT TO SHOW ASS TO THE NEW TEACHER

BUTTERS JKDNSGJNJKDSNGKJNDFK HE'S UNHINGED UR HONOUR

I am looking respectfully. this lady's breasts are ENORMOUS

MS. CHOKES ON DICK ARE U CEREAL SDJFBJISDBGK

stan, baby, we gotta work on ur jokes.

THE WAY IT WAS ONLY CARTMAN DSAHFBJDSBG GET BONED

TWEEK IS ME FR

cartman in his elvis era

NO NOT CLYDE CRYING JSDFBGKJSDBKJHBKSD MY FUCKING BABY DON'T CRY MI AMOR

clyde and wendy giving butters the bombastic side eye

these boys abt to use timmy as time travel bait NOT COOL

Mr garrison?!?!?!? where art thou

wendy sussing out the specifics iktr

damn. timmy went flying.

nah not y'all doing timmy dirty...

WHAT THE FUCK LADY DON'T GRIND YASELF ON TIMMY HE DID NOTHING

20 MINS UNTIL TIMMY IS BLOWN UP. I HOPE WE NEVER GET THERE

Mr garrison backstory damn

of course they gonna put kenny w the exploding chair I mean how else this man gonna die huh

OMG EW U ARE SICK FOR THIS DEATH

TIMMY SAYING PLS HELP???? HIS FIRST WORDS

OH FUCK THERE HE GO INTO SPACE

NO NOT THE PREHISTORIC TIMES

MR GARRISON AS A MONK FOR MISS CHOKSONDIK

garrison pls just come out as gay PLEASE THIS PONDERING IS SO BORINGGGG

THANK YOU LORD

all the FACULTY BEING SUPPORTIVE OF GARRISON AS THEY

F U C K I N G SHOULD

I take it back, y'all freaks

EPISODE 12:

ITS BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IM BACK AND THIS INTRO STILL BUSTS DOWN HOLY

IKE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ?!?! clean af boi

FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN !!!

NOT KYLE AND CARTMAN HAVING THE SAME THING

cartman always 1 uppin Kyle LMAO

who the fuck is this man.

BILL COSBY ?!,!

KYLE GET HIM

Stan being the voice of reason so real

NOT THE KIDS BULLYING IKE BOOO

Mr.Garrison bro these kids understand jack shit

KYLE BEING SMART he’s that straight A kid wbk

Kyle and Ike geniuses

CARTMAN RELAX LANDISMXKMAKD

STOP IKE IS QUAKING

BILL COSBY STEALING THE TRAPPER KEEPER LMAO

FLORA 💘 A BABY GIRL

KINDERGARTENERS RIOTING

Cartman UNHINGED

OH HE A ROBOT ?!?!,

so basically Eric destroys the future alright

FLORA DECIDED !! IKE SLAY

LMAOOOO THE RECOUNT

the kiddos are FERAL

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING FOR NO REASON

everyone okay with killing cartman

“KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE FAT BOY” Stan spitting facts

DAMN THEY GETTING THE BIG GUNS IN

OH FUCK THAT THING IS SCARY

liane my beloved

LIANE OH MY GOD SHE GETTIN ROBOT DICK

OH FUCK CARTMAN OH NO

NOT KENNY

JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

liane still getting it tho LMAO

OH god KYLE it’s gross in THERE

NO KYLE MY KING SAVE HIM

MR GARRISON POPPED AWF AS HE SHOULD 💅🏻

this cartman monstrosity makes me physically sick

IKE WINS LIKE THE KING HE IS

cartman this is so gross

Stan forcing cartman to thank Kyle and doesn’t HAHAH

EPISODE 13

AAAAAA STENDYLEEEEE

Wendy looks SO CUTE JEICKSKXKDKXKC SHE IS THE GHURL

Stan and his fake beard WERK

KYLE MY SON

I’ve been famished of stendy/STENDYLE content pls excuse me

STENDY HAS A DAUGHTER OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

Timmy LOL

BEBE MY GIRL LETS GOOOOOO

BUTTER SPRINTING

CLYDE AND TOLKIEN OH MY GOD SO CUTE

the kids are so cute I can’t

Wendy speaking boosts my serotonin

GOBBLES :)))))

Timmy protecting gobbles is so sweet

OH FUCK TIMMY SAID JUMP THRU THE RING OF FIRE

AWWW GOBBLES SLEEPING W TIMMY IM CRYING SO WHOLESOME

Clyde slayed

THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE DANCING

kybe crumbs they beside each other

TURKSLAY

BEBE MAIN SLAYER

OH FUCK KENNY

Gobbles sacrificed Kenny for himself not slay

this man manipulating Timmy NOT COOL

cartmans brain is so whack

EW SOME OF THESE VISUALS ARE SO DISTURBING I can’t

NO TIMMY IM SORRY MY LOVE 😭😭😭

NOT HEIDI’S DOG :((((

ALL THE DADS SETTING UP CAMERAS LIKE DADS DO IS SO CUTE AND VERY WHOLESOME 😭 very slay of them

I SEE WENDY AND TOLIKEN CHITTY CHATTIN IN THE BACK 👀 SPARKS ?!?!

DONT KILL GOBBLES

OKAY PRODUCTION !!!!

OH DAMN THEY KILLED SO MANY TURKEYS

STENDY MOMENT STENDY MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

singing for their fake baby IM DEAD

I have BIG FEELINGS FOR MY KIDS

STAN AND WENDY YELLING AT THE PLASTIC BABY WHY ARE THEY SO UNHINGED I LOVE THEM

them faking their deaths to end the act is so REAL. no one is doing it like my kids ON GOD

NO HE SHOT TIMMY

IM SO UPSET

WATER HELEN

I know WENDY HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I JUST KNOW

OH FUCK THEY KILLED THAT TURKEY ON THE SPOT

gobbles !!!!

butters. Oh my god

Okay another part bc I fear the character limit

[maraczeks]

superstore s6 thread pt 3

[sylvies-chen]

ok this was a big episode in terms of non-football plots so wow let’s unpack it all with my…

TED LASSO 3.08 THOUGHTS

before I get out my coherent thoughts lemme just add in a quick: TED WITH THE GREEN MATCHBOX DIWKEIWIRKWKR like shitting screaming crying biting my nails throwing up crashing my car into a ditch THE IMPLICATIONS

KEELEY MY BELOVED I’M SO SORRY YOU ARE GOING THROUGH THIS NOOOOO

I’m actually kind of glad that the richmond guys didn’t understand the weight of it at first but then grew to understand and be respectful of it especially after learning about keeley being one of the victims. from my experience, it takes knowing a female friend who experienced something for men to truly understand the female perspective on it which is sad but true so I was really happy to see they all came around

ISAAC FOUND OUT ABOUT COLIN OH MY GOD Y’ALL WHAT how dare they not conclude that storyline my anxiety is skyrocketing

oh roy…. roy roy roy I know you’re still in a very insecure state when it comes to keeley but that was soooo the wrong question to ask

but on another note, making the QUEER GIRLFRIEND the most intolerant perspective on this feminist issue was not the right move at all. the red flags from jack have been so utterly unnecessary and of all the relationships they could have chosen to make toxic, the ONE wlw one was not a good choice. there was enough there to break them up without making her completely disrespect keeley. I’m profoundly disappointed by the writers on this front.

nate and jade are officially exclusive!! and nate was actually happy to see ted and henry!! my little heart is exploding omg like our boy is slowly coming back to the surface I know he can find it in him to stick it to rupert and mend things with ted in some capacity <3

LOL HENRY COMPLETELY IGNORING JAKE WHEN JUMPING IN THE CAB my man knows who his dad is iktr

also Trent is a diamond dog!!! yay!!! woof woof!!

I have… no idea wth they’re doing with keeley… like is she going to get back together with jamie after seeing him display the accountability she so desperately wanted from him in season 1? is she going to get back together with roy once he fixes his shit? is she gonna stay with jack? be single? a secret fifth option? who fucking knows. but also. it is a bad thing that there are only 4 episodes left and the vision for one of their TWO female leads is unclear. they need to stop fumbling the bag with my girl dammit!

[arsenalgbt]

I'm so glad you seem to be enjoying our conversation as much as I am! Even though Dec doesn't tell anyone kai is pregnant before the baby shower invites, he does ask them for hypothetical advice (honestly Dec thinks it's on his friends for not realising Kai was pregnant because when has he ever asked them for advice). Of course, their responses range in usefulness. Leo is helpful when he tells him that if Kai gets pregnant then he needs to respect his cravings and supply them no matter how weird and he thinks KT is well intentioned when he advises Dec not to say yes if Kai at any point asks if he looks fat. KT says it with such a haunted look that Dec is certain he did it more than once. Ben who was single throughout his pregnancy and hasn't revealed the identity of his kid's father tells him to stay if kai gets pregnant with a bitterness that makes Dec pity him. Ben's baby was a surprise to all of them and although they try to help as much as possible, Ben isn't one to allow it. Dec loves Kai and if the baby wasn't his and the other guy wasn't involved it would all be okay but Jurrien is so involved and Dec cannot handle it.

He is as helpful as he can be throughout the pregnancy but tries not to fall for kai more or get attached to the baby because he knows that if the baby is Jurrien's that he's willing to leave to protect himself

seem? SEEM.......... I AM ENJOYING OUR CONVO. it's my reasons to wake up in the morning likeeeeeeeee

dude im adding everything u wrote up there (and previously) into the fic ngl. will credit you for sure, u know I always credit every single gif/prompt/words that inspired my fics JHASJHFDKJAFJKA IM SO EXCITED!! dayummmmmm very intricate muy complicated. hit me with more basically the more arranged marriage/mpreg hc you have and tell me, the more word count shrugs I don't make the rules (at least I will try lmao)

oh man...

jurrien......... the perfect man does exist iktr........... the background story of ktrossard. ben being bitter and secretive.................... in my head the father is kalvin lol (im biased af, in my head willo wouldn't just leave 😤)

who do u think shud be kai's friends? Julian for sure? Martin?