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alivingfire · 11 months

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i've finally gotten to the chapter in my secretly-dating-since-s2 big bang where the kids are in high school and interacting with steve and eddie separately, and i am having The Most Fun writing the most ridiculous situations you've ever seen. snippet below.

(also @knitsforthetrail you kicked me into gear today!! chapter's nearly done!!!)

“Yeah, Mike, Steve fucked up this time but he’s still awesome,” Dustin said, hustling the others out to Eddie’s van. Eddie rolled his eyes at the mini-mothering, knocking the doorstopper out of the way so the theater door swung shut behind them. Dustin continued, “You’re just still mad because he dated Nancy.”

“And, like, everyone else in this town!” Mike said, crossing his arms. “Plus he’s so lame. Like, cool, you’ve got a car, you’ve got hair and, like, lips or whatever. So what!”

Eddie felt his eyebrow raise at the lips or whatever comment, but the boys were in front of him and so he didn’t have to tamp it down. Maybe Steve was inadvertently mama-bearing a whole little pack of gays. He told Eddie about the types of gum he’d been trying since September to try to find his “signature taste” but he wouldn’t share about his little flock of homosexuals? His priorities were completely out of wack.

“Listen, it’s fine,” Dustin said, clambering into the van’s passenger seat like he’d never seen a goddamn car before, all shoulders first and feet kicking. Lucas and Mike, stick bug-shaped children that they were, crawled into the back and perched gingerly on the pillows and guitar string packets and other detritus Eddie forgot was back there. “We’ll just have Steve call your date and tell her what happened! Everyone knows him, he’s a reliable guy, and she’ll have to reschedule with you.”

“You want,” Eddie said, “Steve Harrington to call my date for me and tell them I was late because he had to work?”

“Yeah,” Dustin said.

“Steve ‘has dated everyone in town’ Harrington, according to Mike? You think he should call my date and apologize for me?”

“Yeah,” Dustin said. “He probably already knows her!”

“There sure are a lot of blankets in here,” Lucas said, looking around the van. Admittedly, Eddie had rolled out all the stops for a smoke date with Steve a few nights ago that had been very successful judging by Steve's enthusiastic reaction, and he cringed a little to think about what Lucas and Mike might be sitting in. He has got to remember to do laundry sometime.

“Do you have a comment, Sinclair?” Eddie asked.

“No, just… questions,” Lucas said.

#steddie #he'll see i'm not so tough #was mike's comment inspired by shania twain's legendary hit That Don't Impress Me Much? maybe #'what - do you think you're elvis or something?' mike says to steve #as steve nearly brains himself trying to crawl into the second floor of the wheeler home

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irish-urn · 1 year

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this is my inquiry to know what you think the general idea at the high school is during these dasey pranks:

- "you're wearing my shirt!" (shit eating grin)

- the mary and percy shelley... debacle of saving derek's English grade

- the "almost flunked out of spanish class bc i'm pranking casey instead of doing my work. it's the priority" shitshow

- pranking the football team so incessantly he almost gets his face pummelled in but wait there's his wife obnoxious stepsister

- organizing a protest in twelve hours to not get him expelled with a band routine!!

Ohhhhh gosh. Now *there* is a question. What DO I think the other students thought about this?????

I think at first it's confusion; like, the Shelley thing isn't that bad (although I am STILL not over the fact that they did their project on an artist couple that had their first time on her mother's grave????) And, yeah, it's kinda weird that Derek is defending her about the grub thing, but sometimes Ven is just odd, ya know? Hockey players, amiright or amiright?

BUT. I think for any student who is paying attention they go from, "What the actual hell is up with them???" to a quiet and exhausted resignation. "Oh. Yeah. That's just Ven and Casey. They're... They're wack, man. No, they're not dating; she's with Max and he's dating some older girl -- no, I *know* she just pulled him into the girl's bathroom; she'll do that another three times this month. Yeah. Yeah, nah, man, just... Just don't think about it."

I thiiiiiink there's definitely some rumours going around that they're secretly sleeping with each other ("aren't they family?" / "Yeah, STEPsiblings." / "Ohmigod, like a porno???") but these get really confusing when Casey dates Max and then Truman, and as Derek keeps going on first dates with other girls (which is probably why Derek keeps doing this because he's aware of the rumours and just... Can't handle them). Because no one believes Casey is cool enough to be cheating on her boyfriend; and honestly, no one thinks Derek would be willing to sleep with someone who's sleeping with the football captain (everyone knows how Derek feels about the football team). So then... Maybe it's just... Them being freaks?????

Man, I honestly don't know. Imagine a group of nerds trying to calculate the next insanity of Dasey, but even they are surprised by Casey standing up to The Fridge, toe to toe, and making him back up. Imagine teachers talking in the lounge about, well, no one likes to see a student get expelled, but Derek Venturi had it coming; and only Paul not being surprised by Casey's saviour act. He just drinks his coffee the next morning and tries to keep his grin to himself.

They get talked about a LOT but no one really know what the hell is up with them, and the teachers respect Casey too much to gossip about her in a mean way, and Derek is too popular to get talked too poorly, but. But. When their Facebook status changes to "in a relationship" and then "married"... There is kind of a huge wave of "Ohhhhhhhhhh;" that goes through anyone who had to watch them.

#asks #dasey #life with derek #dustinswill #i can't even imagine the gossip at their high school reunion #it must be vicious

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entomycetic · 2 years

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Been seein a lot of salmon run tips being thrown around here, so here's my two cents (as a profreshional part timer to 2+) of what's really helped to keep in mind:

Keep your priorities straight when it comes to the boss salmonids

The super long range bosses like flyfish, stinger, and drizzler should be taken care of ASAP! More than one and you're askin for trouble

Then you got the big boys- steelhead, steel eel, and big shot. While not as destructive to your team and environment, they take up enough space and do enough damage to be a problem if stacked.

The scrapper, flipper flopper, and maws will come to you, so deal with them as they arrive. A gang of scrappers can get real annoying though

The fish stick and slammin lid are pretty low in priority imo? Unless theyre preventing efficient mobility, don't worry about these guys if you got way more on your hands. With that said,

Some tricks for the individual bosses

Slammin Lid: With the proper setup, you can annihilate 3-4+ bosses with a single slammin lid- don't get greedy though, just take what you can get. Don't forget that you can squid surge to get out of the way when dropping it down!

Fish stick: The pole can be a great place to hide if you're targeted by bosses like steel eel or scrapper. Other bosses are still able to reach you depending on the placement though- like a high enough steelhead bomb or a really determined maws

Maws: Don't waste your ink- bomb go boom! Since it's mobile, try to bring it closer to the net first for easy transport

Flipper Flopper: If you have a low inkage weapon, bait it over to a teammate if you can! Unless you're certain you can cover its turf, you're better off saving that ink for other enemies

Scrapper: If you're first to shoot it/it pauses to aim at you, try to turn it so its back faces any nearby teammates, or at least away from where the salmonid are coming from. Easier to take down like that! And again- it's mobile, let it transport the eggs to the basket for you

Big Shot: This guy sucks idk honestly. It was my first instinct to throw bombs at it, but if your timing sucks like mine does then you'll just waste more ink and end up dead faster since you're near the shore- just shoot it as long as possible while its outta the water then scram, rinse and repeat

Steel Eel: if you're targeted, LEAD IT AWAY. STOP TAKING IT THROUGH SPAWN. Ik its mobile and yea it can drop eggs closer but if everyones getting hosed down and cut off then whats the POINT. This is one of the best times to tell your teammates to come to you! If you can take it out on your own by jumping between paths, even better. If someone else is targeted, try to take it out asap so they can get back to helping the team too!

Steelhead: unless you can lead them to a place where youre near level with their head, short range weapons are nigh useless on these guys. If you can, i sometimes find it helpful to bodyguard the long range weapons while they focus on taking em out!

Drizzler: Ok I said I suck at timing bombs for the big shots but the drizzler i can actually get right for some reason. So uh. If you can! Bomb that bitch! You can also hit them from underneath while they're in the air

Stinger: it takes very little ink to wack a pot from under these guys so don't bother wasting a whole tank on em. Take great pride in knowing you kept your team safe from their bullshit

Flyfish: ive lost count of the times ive seen 2-4 people throw all their bombs in the same bucket. Take a second to watch and avoid this very silly and costly mistake. Blease. Also EXPLOSHER EXPLODES THEM LIKE A BOMB TOO wtf didnt know that

Anyway about the special bosses/waves

Grillers: literally theyre so easy to herd with enough practice. Get targeted. Walk up a platform with only one ramp up. Take a step down to the platform below/beside it. Step back up platform. Repeat and squish smallfry until your teammates splat them. There might be a few high enough walls for you to camp that the grillers cant reach? Havent confirmed that

Glowflies: GO TO THE LONGEST CHOKEPOINT. Any long enough ramp will do. And do NOT leave!! If anyone leaves then reviving and regrouping becomes a nightmare and at that point you hope and pray you don't all get splatted at the same time. Where's that post going around about Fission. Go There

Goldie: talking specifically about the gusher rounds- SLAP AS MANY OF THOSE OPEN AS POSSIBLE. do NOT rely on rng it WILL laugh in your face as you run out of time needing just one more egg

Mothership: next best time to use 'this way' is when that shit is heading for the basket. Inkjet and long range are great for getting some damage on it before it makes contact; also when i play long range, 80% of my time is spent cracking open the containers for eggs, works when i play it!

Cohock cannon: typically it helps to let the lower dps take the cannons and have the high dps charge through the cohocks, so they dont get stuck in a corner as easily. Cannons also work on bosses of course! When on cannon i try to time my ink refill when the other cannon is active, so theres never a time without someone firing

Cohozuna: THE BIG BOY IS HERE. Hey fun fact, the egg canon can obliterate a boss in one good hit! You pay egg for even more egg! Of course dont JUST splat the bosses, you have a king to overthrow. Also if the cohozuna is targeting you, try to swim inland and strafe while your teammates are close to the shore and getting rid of bosses; stay close but not THAT close. Also don't worry too much about splatting them!! The scale rewards are so fucking random it really doesn't matter; the only golden scales i got were from 'defeated' xtra waves lol

Also!

Don't be greedy unless youre responsibly confident and not just smug that a round went so well! If you hit your goal, Not Dying is your new top priority! Same with eggs- everyone wants the big number at the end of a game, but if you think about that too much and get greedy, its not gonna go well! This is co-op, don't listen to the numbers!! Communicate!! And!!! Have fun :]

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #this is just from my experience im sure theres plenty more higher quality stuff out there to learn #booyah BACK DAMMIT #i just wanted to talk abt salmonids honestly lol #really almost put 'profreshional pp' at the beginning there.#also idk if the readmore thing works :( sorry if it didnt

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dontcrybecauseitsoverr · 1 year

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Im about to graduate omggg, as usual, no one knows about this tumblr in my life, so that’s cool. Kaylee can know idc lol. But, somethings in my life just don’t add up. I have a gf who I do love, and adore and all of this, but man our communication sucks, on her end, she just doesn’t text me or snap me for hours sometimes… for no reason lol, but snap score goes up but she doesn’t reply? Hurts a bit, I don’t feel like a priority in her life, she isn’t open with me about things, I have to fight to get answers out of her, and she just doesn’t tell me stuff. We’ve been dating for 5 months! Like what! Lol! I just don’t get it.so like what do i do...were not going to see each other for the entire summer. this is my longest relationship, as yall know they dont go too hot lololol. so many posts on here about gf’s and shit, i would be ruined if anyone found this, but this name is not associated to anything else of mine, unless someone like reverse searched the image, who knows. this is just my thoughts as they are thought of on paper, im sitting here listening to taylor swift, deciding about big things in my life. im going to maine for the summer month and a half or so, either i can have all the sex up there with my ex, a threesome, my bff cas who ive all fucked before lol, so thats funny. BUT, 3 months without her :L i wont even be able to see her at allll her dads a dick. i swear to god if we aren’t able to FT like 1-2 times a week, that is really gonna take a hit. theres no reason to not be able to ft me with airpods in, and all this shit, like come onnnnn do u really not want to talk to me. i just feel like this is going to end up in a text break up, i really dont want it. but shes stuck with me and my quirks and issues for 5 months! thats a long time! so who knows, i want it to work but it just may get so unberable at some point, im gona talk with her tho at least. also i just was reading up about how the brain processes near death experiences, and how wack the gamma rays are or something. and i recalled the time in senior year, when my friend was driving and making a turn into school across a busy road. (two years later a family of 4 got killed in the crash, actually by someone i knew in the dmv auto club, he went to jail, my friends and i did the math on the car crash - guy was going 125 mph when he hit them. 1 girl survived out of the family of 4. terrible) but, a car was really going fast coming towards us, and i thought it was gonna clip us, and i was in the backseat, i swear i had a marvel intro style play in front of my eyes, just flashing through life events, i couldnt even see the car coming per say, just the images that i cared about most in my life. and then we passed...and it was like nothing happened. this got off topic, but so do all my other posts. i just dont know what to do. she failed out of her student teaching this semester, and i felt i was at cause, but i dont think so. she said her mom was very upset with her, after the school stuff, and failing the driving test. but all she does all day is sit and watch tvvvvvv mannnnnn, ive tried so hard to get her to do things, and be productive and get her out of the dorm because i know what that life is like, failing out, and having no prospect, because ive been there so many times. ive been to 4 colleges! and she just doesn’t want to involve me, or just seems like she cares about me. i want it to work, i mean god, what breaking up for a month and a half just for a crazy sex summer? seems like an issue to meee lolol. not really looking forward to maine, but gotta do whatcha gotta do. fucking hell i graduate in 10 days what the hell its taken so many years im just numb to it i feel, everyone else cares way more than i do, and its gonna be a shame to try and express happiness and joy when im more just like thank god lol. anyway thats my late night talk i guess, lol goodnight?

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homestucky · 2 years

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tw for pretty heavy discussion of diet, body image, weight, eating disorders etc. and emetophobia

so i grew up overweight. ive been overweight my whole life pretty much, with the exception of maybe 2 years when i was around 19 where i was a little lighter.

im a practical person. im a reasonable person. i grew up a tomboy. i dont like shallowness. i had minimal interest in sex and relationships. i was never rejected for my appearance. looking conventionally attractive has no reason to be a high priority for me

but still

i am completely insane.

there is no other way i can say it concisely. and i suspect that if you did not grow up overweight, perhaps particularly as an overweight girl/afab person, there are some things you just cant understand, because how would you even know?

so yeah, insane. like, obsessive. deluded. unable to fully comprehend reality. i cant tell what i look like most of the time. from the age of about 7 i fantasised daily about being skinny. fantasies about shedding my outer layers and showing everyone. and i wasnt even usually someone who wanted to impress or appease boys or ‘cool’ people. i honestly am not that motivated by what people think of me. yet my goal was always - figure out how to lose weight.

any eyelash i wished on, any 11:11, it was that. i thought about it every day.

and there was honestly no reason for it. it felt like life or death sometimes. i TRIED to have eating disorders. it feels so shameful to admit - i tried and failed. its so easy to imagine how funny that might be to some (mean) people. if i dont eat regularly, i literally get faint in a way that impacts my functioning VERY quickly, and other people can see. my gag reflex does NOT work. and trust me, i have tried. for hours, once. but I cant even do that right. id binge but i couldnt purge. my body would not let me give the food up.

‘i tried to be anorexic but i got too hungry’, ‘i tried to be bulimic but i couldnt purge so i just binged’ sound like sick jokes, like things fatphobic people would say to mock people they think dont try hard enough, because overweight people are lazy.

heres the thing. its good that i wasnt able to develop these disorders. of course it is. they are terrible things and i do not take them lightly. so im glad. im lucky that my body didnt let me. but that didnt stop me from feeling like a failure, feeling frantic and like at least if i could do this people would be sympathetic, bcaus its evidence that i was TRYING, even if it was in a bad way.

the feelings i had about myself and still have...

it impacts everything. its such a massive part of my identity. it stopped me from playing, climbing, doing sports. it stopped me from playing about with style and clothing because trying things on in changing rooms, looking at myself in the mirror, made me so anxious that i would feel physically ill.

and most batshit of all, it made me truly believe that i was a joke. that any room i walked into, people would pity me or be amused by me just at a glance. that i was always viewed by everyone else as just slghtly less human. that if someone was gonna be mocked id be first.

that if i ever did anything silly or made a mistake, it would be made 100x worse by my body - like if i said something awkward, or dressed bad, or came in to class late, or fell over, it wasnt something i could just brush off. because i was already a joke, so this would just add to it. if you are skinny and you get a question wrong in class, thats fine somehow, but if youre chubby and you do the same, you are slotted into the role of ‘stupid *and* fat person’ because everybody knows that stereotype so thats just who you are.

its wack that it doesnt just impact my confidence with sports, or clothing, or people finding me attractive, but literally EVERYTHING.

it feels like as long as youre fat, ANYTHING you do could potentially have a laugh track put over it. falling, crying, laughing, dancing, getting hit by a car, it doesnt matter.

and that is an INSANE way to feel. especially aged like, 10.

i lost some weight when i was 18 but i didnt feel different. i didnt feel more worthy or like i was a better person. i wasnt more deserving of love and respect. i just had more time and some money for a gym membership, and had little by way of responsibilties so didnt stress eat. and theres the fact i was diagnosed with an overactive thyroid too.

my situation changed, my thyroid got treated, and i gained it all back and then some. so i started to feel less bad about it. how could i feel so bad about not being that weight, when being that weight required me to have a chronic disease while also spending about 14 hours at the gym a week and calorie count? it was a bit of a revelation

but the craziness didnt go away completely. its still my first wish when i see an eyelash. i still feel like i will be who im really supposed to be ““when”“ i ““finally”“ lose weight, that fabled goal ive had most of my life and rarely achieved, and it will make people like me more, understand me more, respect me more, love me more. i also know that this is not correct. but i feel it anyway.

i have a shit tonne of things to worry about, like the fact im unemployed, or the state of the whole entire world, but theres still part of me that insists that being skinny is the most important goal. because if i was skinny people would be sympathetic to any of my other failings. i work out and try to be healthy as much as i can, because i want to be fit and healthy, because i think it is helpful to improve my experience as a human animal. but still when i say ‘i just work out for fitness, i just watch my diet to make sure im getting what i need, its not about weight or looks’ on some level....im alwaaays lyingggggggg ;)

i have no reason why im saying this now. its not pertinent. i just had to get it out.

#dont want this to appear #in #tags #i know usually i could just put the tws in tags but idk it feels significant so why not just say it stright up at the beginning ykno #idk this is just a sort of vent #diet #weight #weight loss #body image #eating disorders #bulimia #anorexia #emetophobia #long post

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darkroomofsecrets · 24 days

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I'm really stressed rn because I feel like I've been overwhelming myself with work and school and family and friends and relationships for a long time and its finally catching up to me...I don't get how people have time for everything while remaining sane.

I was just reflecting on how the past couple years ive become this person that is constantly overworking myself and can't allow myself to just relax and spend a day doing nothing without feeling guilty and it's so weird because I know this is who I am now but at the same time I barely recognize myself as this kind of person. it's so strange because a lot of the people in my life now have told me they admire this about me, but I'm still accepting that this is who I am. like my therapist told me a while ago that she could tell from the moment she met me that I'm the type of person who has to have my life together because if at any point I feel like my life isn't in control than it makes me spiral due to me learning as a child that the only person I can rely on is myself. and though I agree, I never thought about how I wasn't actually this way until a few years ago, and I'm just now realizing why.

for most of my teen years/early adulthood I relied on my ex on a lot and allowed him to be there for me because like any normal bf, he was there for me. until he wasn't. lol. and I think that retriggered my childhood abandonment wounds, reinforcing the idea that the only person there for me is myself and the only person I can rely on is myself. because if the people who have had the biggest impact on my life, my parents and my bf at the time (who was part of my life for 1/3 of my life), have showed me that they aren't there for me then... obviously that's going to have an affect on me lol. and to add on to that my mom acting like it was the end of the world that I had to move back into my room that she converted into her "office/craft room" when I told her I broke up with my bf and needed to get out of our apartment asap...literally fuck everyone lmfao the only person that has consistently been there for me is my grandma. except she did make a comment about wanting to visit my ex at his job because "I love him he didn't do anything to me". obviously she doesn't know about everything leading up to me breaking up with him and how he's acted since but it still kinda sucks. it just shows that she is genuine and really loved and cared about him, even though he doesn't deserve it. but the fact that all of this has turned me into this hyper-independent person that has no time for anyone makes a lot of sense.

in one sense, I'm glad all this happened and has taught me that the only person I have is myself. because I am actually working towards building a life I deserve and want now. but in another sense, I don't want to be the type of person that blocks all connections and builds walls between themselves and other people because they're scared of getting hurt. there's a fine line between being busy and working on yourself and being stuck in a hyper-independent, trust-no-one mindset and I'm really trying to not cross that line. but sometimes I wonder if my priorities are out of wack. like I'm 25 and not as far in life as I would like to be because I fucked around too much when I was younger and now I feel like I have to make up for it and do as much as I can until I reach those goals. but also I'm still somewhat young and feel like I should be prioritizing friendships and allowing myself to make romantic connections but its hard to do that while being in school and working. also...I did work on my and prioritize my relationship for most of the last 10 years of my life and look where it got me...idk I'm Lost

#this is probably something I should talk to my therapist about

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byanyan · 1 year

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@wbslngr sent:ㅤdescribe me 😈😈😈

byan describes your muse based purely on personal opinionㅤㅤ.・ (not accepting)

ㅤㅤ" peter? oh man, he's such a fuckin' dweeb. if he wasn't spider-man — ...am i allowed to say that? most people know by now, right? — anyway, yeah, if he wasn't spider-man, he'd be a total lost cause. i mean, photography? ...okay actually, the photography thing isn't that bad, it's just when he gets really geeky 'bout shit like cameras and lenses that it's like... dude, really? this is the thing you're gonna obsess over? "ㅤthey make a face — a bold move for someone who's gone off on bizarre and overly specific tangents regarding things like fabrics and threads.

ㅤㅤ" ugh, and his stupid legos, too. "ㅤthe eyeroll is so big, they're at risk of straining a muscle.ㅤ" what i'm tryin' to say is that he's a nerd. he actually tries in school an' takes all those stupid ap classes... —he wants to go to college! fuckin' nerd. an' like, somehow even though he's fuckin' spider-man, he's a complete wuss? he'll swing from buildings on this tiny little rope and fight these stupidly powerful freaks to 'save the city,' but half the rides at an amusement park are enough to make him scream like a five year old. s'the weirdest fuckin' thing, i don't get it. "ㅤbarely fighting back another eyeroll, byan closes their eyes and shakes their head.

ㅤㅤ" but then we get home an' he's lettin' me shove a needle through his ear for a new piercing or beggin' me to give him another tattoo? i dunno, he's got some wack priorities with the kindsa things he'll worry about. he's got some spirit, though. i mean, when he's not worried about things like the law. "ㅤthe scoff they exhale is really more of a snort.ㅤ" s'kinda funny, honestly — on the one hand, we're complete opposites, but on the other... in like, some smaller, more subtle ways, we have a lot more in common than i realized at first. we haven't really known each other that long, but i'm still noticin' that he's got some little habits that aren't so different from ones i've got. maybe that's jus' an inherent twin thing? i dunno. "ㅤfrowning slightly, they shake it off in a matter of seconds. this isn't relevant to describing peter.

ㅤㅤ" he's a dork, an' it's kinda embarrassin' to have him as a brother sometimes, but... he's not bad. i don't hate havin' him around, or anythin'. he's actually pretty fun to hang out with a lotta the time, since he mostly lets me drag him along without too much fussin'. maybe this is cheesy to say, but... in a way, we're kinda like two sides of the same coin; he's like, the chaotic good to my chaotic evil, or whatever. "

#wbslngr #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ANSWERED: IC ⋮ I AM A VULTURE THAT FEEDS ON PAIN.#byan vc: peter's a dweeb (affectionate)#they really spent more of this complaining about him than describing him smh my head #just sibling things ig

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90363462 · 2 years

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Guess What Your Man Needs More Than Sexual Pleasure (In The Bedroom)?

Chances are, your man wishes you would do this a whole lot more...

Shellie R. Warren

Sep. 10, 2021 04:53PM EST

Sometimes, I'll happen upon some data that, while it doesn't surprise me one bit, I'm grateful to share it because it helps to confirm something that I find myself saying a lot. Today, what I'm referring to is what I hear, nonstop, from husbands when I'm in a lot of my sessions. I'm pretty sure that you can tell from the title that this is in the lane of sex specifically. And y'all, if there are two things that at least 70 percent of the men I speak with say that they wish they got more of, it's — pretty sure you're not shocked by this first one — sex followed by what I don't want to give away in this intro.

You know, there are a billion articles out here that touch on things like sexual technique, toys and positions. Yet the reality is, if you really want to be considered a great lover, there is something that trumps all of this. According to men, anyway. I'll get into it now.

What Does a Man Desire More than an Orgasm?

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Recently, I read an article about a study that said there is something in particular that 95 percent of men (who participated) said that they wanted more than even the pleasure that they experience from sex itself. Can you guess what it is? Drum roll, please. It's to feel sexually desired. For that to happen, they really wanted their partner to initiate sex more often.

Instantly, when I read that, I thought about another article that was published on Fatherly's site not too long ago. It's entitled, "Why Am I Always the One Initiating Sex?". It gets into some of the reasons why wives oftentimes don't take the lead in this area including men having higher testosterone levels (which can make them more "aggressive" on the sexual tip); women being conditioned to let a man make the first move; women (especially mothers) being too tired to initiate sex and, women sometimes having lower libidos, in part, because they feel exhausted (those are just some of the leading factors, by the way).

Most of y'all know that I work with married couples for a living, so yes — all of these reasons are quite viable. However, another reason that I think needs to go on record is, a lot of us don't make sexually affirming men a top priority. It's like we've got this wack mentality that, so long as we're giving him some, that should be all that he requires; when, the reality is, contrary to popular belief (or is it assumption?), men have feelings, men want to feel wanted, men don't always want to take the lead in the bedroom.

So, why don't a lot of us realize this? A point that the article I read made is, while there are plenty of studies on what women desire sexually, there hasn't always been much published data on men. Now that things are changing, we're getting to understand men more on a mental and emotional level in this lane. And according to the study, feeling desired by their partner was "very important" to 58 percent of them, "extremely important" to 20 percent and "paramount" to eight percent. Yes y'all, it's a really big deal.

To confirm what, again, I already believe to be true, I decided to ask some men who I personally know about their thoughts on all of this. If you're curious, I'll share with you what five of them said.

5 Men Tell Me How Being the “Main Initiator” for Sex Makes Them Feel

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Alex. 26. Single. "I'm gonna speak freely and say that if I have to initiate all of the time, that makes me think that the woman has a sense of entitlement. Like I should be so grateful that she's willing to have sex with me that I should be willing to do all of the work. Plus, women like that tend to not do a lot in bed overall. They'll just lay there. It's a turn-off."

Zachary. 34. Married. "When my wife and I were dating, she initiated a lot. It was about two years into our marriage that it started to change. I think it's because, since we were long-distance [while dating], there was a lot of thrill and excitement. After marriage, you can easily take each other for granted. That about sums it up. When women refuse to initiate, we feel taken for granted."

Josh. 30. Single. "I thought y'all hated patriarchy? OK, so where does all of this 'it's a man's job to seduce' come in? Lawd, pick a team and stay there. Just like you want to feel like we can't wait to tear your clothes off, we want to feel the same way."

Victor. 41. Divorced. "There's never one reason why a couple calls it quits. A big part of what caused my marriage to end is my wife had the philosophy that we could have sex whenever I initiated it but if I didn't, she could easily go weeks or months without it."

"One time, I waited to see how long she could go without bringing sex up. Eight months. And even then, I had to ask her what the deal was. She just said that sex wasn't that much of a priority to her, which meant that intimacy with us wasn't, which meant that I wasn't. If you're never initiating, don't assume that your man is cool with it. I can guarantee that he's not."

Donovan. 37. Single. "How are we supposed to know how you feel about us if you never initiate? If you are fine not having sex unless we make the first move, that sends the message that either sex isn't a priority for you or that you've got someone else on the side. People initiate sex because they enjoy it. If you're in a relationship and you're not doing that, you're sending a message that you might not be aware of — but we're taking note of."

Whew. All of this loudly expresses that if you thought that not initiating wasn't all of that big of a deal, clearly it is. So, what if you're someone who knows that you're not the best at initiating sex and therefore, you're not as consistent as you could — and probably should — be about making your partner feel more desirable? What should you do?

5 Ways to Make Your Partner Feel More Desirable in the Bedroom

1. Tell Your Man What You Adore About Him. Sexually.

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Question. When's the last time that you gave your man a compliment? I'm not talking about saying something just to butter him up (so that you can get something out of him) or offering an affirmation in response to something positive that he just said to you. I mean, hitting him up out of the blue, just to tell him how amazing that you think he is. OK, now when have you done that as it relates to him sexually? You know — telling him what you love about his body, what your favorite thing is about him sexually or what you enjoy the most when the two of you are intimate. Even when life gets a little hectic and the two of you aren't able to have sex right then and there, taking the initiative to verbally affirm your partner is a very powerful way to make him feel desired. It also lets him know that sex is on your mind which, oftentimes, for men, is more than enough (for a while, anyway).

2. Plan Some Sex Dates

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When you get a chance, check out "When's The Last Time You And Your Man Had A 'Sex Date'?" and "Tonight's The Night For A Really Romantic Sexual Experience". After you do, did you know that it's been cited that 45 percent of couples don't go on dates on a consistent basis? So, you already know that a sex date is like a rainbow unicorn for a lot of these folks. Listen, I can't think of one man who wouldn't be absolutely thrilled — and maybe even a little bit shocked — by a partner planning a date that has strictly sex on the menu. It definitely lets them know that you want some alone time with them, not to have dinner and watch a movie either. It's to have sex. And then some more sex. Sex dates are a male fan favorite. Yes, I have polled.

3. Sext More Often

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If your man, out of the blue, shot you a text that said, "Damn. You're so good in bed" or "I can't ever get enough of you", how would it make you feel? Exactly.

Sexting is definitely a form of foreplay; however, it goes a bit deeper than that. It helps to boost your partner's self-esteem. It makes him feel sexually appreciated. It lets him know that you've got him on your mind, on a sexual level, even when you're apart.

How can someone not feel desired after a few sexts have been exchanged?

4. Give Him a “Sex” Gift

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Another way to make your partner feel like he is sexually wanted is to by him a sex-themed gift. Some lingerie (for you) that's in his favorite color. Some massage oil that comes with a sexy lil' note. A hotel reservation. A sex-themed board game. A sex toy. A sex pillow. You get the idea. Put it on his pillow. On the desk in his (home) office. Even better, mail it. All of us feel special when we receive a present. It goes up a notch when the present has a sex-theme attached to it.

5. When’s the Last Time You Had a Quickie?

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The five men who I spoke with in this piece? Something else I asked them was how they felt about quickies. It was interesting because, while you might assume that they all were down, 4 out of 5 said that they definitely prefer longer sessions. However, when it comes to feeling more desired by their partner, what they did like about them is it sent the message of "Even if I can only have you for a moment, I'll take it. That's how much I lust you right now." Listen, I'm all about quickie sessions from time to time because it can still connect you with your partner and create a release that will help to relax you. So, whether it's as soon as you get home tonight or first thing in the morning tomorrow, initiate one of those. Your man will feel wanted, you will feel less stressed and the combo can help to make things seem so much better in the world. For real, doe.

1. Tell Your Man What You Adore About Him. Sexually.

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2. Plan Some Sex Dates

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Clearly, i love deeply. Unapologetically. Loud and proud.

I cant sleep right now. I had a dream about Ricky last night and ive just had a ton of them recently with him so i’ve got to thinking all day today on it. I dont want to reach out because i dont wanna do what he did to me when he messaged Fran on separate occasions and i found out about.

I remember he would tell me ‘’he didn’t” and that he got hacked and all these other bullshit lies 😒 so i totally stopped trusting him. And in a lot of ways I know I didnt provide a safe space for him to tell me the truth. We were also kids. But i know he had a good ass heart. My family loved him and to this day my grandpa asks about him and where he went 🙄. But yeah. If he’s still with the girl he left me for then i have no intention of messaging him again. I dont wanna disrespect her and cross any lines. But i do hope one say we have that conversation. Especially since he didnt even face me when he broke up with me. I think i got ptsd from that relationshp but ive learned a lot from it.

He taught me love. Like that was my first love. First EVERYTHING. I think i still have the note of our “first underwater kiss” lmao we were so toxic jesus christ. On and off on and off. From that relationship i learned that im huge on honesty. Its the biggest thing i look for in a person. Also, he was able to provide what i want in a relationship like being shown off and being protected and he was very secure about himself. Like he NEVER told me he thought he looked ugly. He had this confidence that i always wanted (and now i do have) he got along with all types of people and didnt give a fuck about what others thought of him. He just wanted to live life and love hard.

Those are the exact types of people i surround myself with now a days anyway. I finally got to that level but i know i can still improve and continue to tweak things out so im proud of myself of how far ive come.

Enzo…. Honestly my dude, u didnt teach me MUCH except like knowing how it felt to have someone being needy and love bomby too soon and why its a red flag. Im sure you’ve gotten better now that you’re married and i def wish you the best but i dont think i was ready for a relationship with you at the time lol. Im sure theres a few more but our relationship didnt impact me till you gave me herpes and told me i probably got it from Ricky 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Jose. This one is very much still fresh. I have love for you, but i dont love you. Im sorry i tried to change you. You’re not a project but i was very much correct to have broken up with you in the first place and i wish i stayed broken up with you so this second ending wouldnt have been so intense as it was. I think during the first breakup, i was just depressed. My body and mind really only saw the good in you because we were friends for so long first. And now i look back and i wouldnt even want a friend like you. Not because you arent funny and cool to hang out with but your priorities are so out of wack. With the whole Sam Claudia and Hillary situation like i feel compelled to say that i genuinely believe you’re going about it the wrong way. I think you were so polar opposite to ricky that i thought it would help make me feel like you can help me fix myself. But we just were not compatible in any way shape or form.

I thought you were quiet because you were respectful, turns out you just dont know how to communicate or confront people correctly. You did teach me patience. You gave me the opportunity to learn who i was and what i want and what i need and require from people and helped be there for me and gave me the push to go to therapy. Now that ive been going to therapy for over a year, im so happy that i found myself. I sometime miss you, i cant lie. But your friends arent all great people, you guys always have some drama going around and you don’t have boundaries. You’re very much a people pleaser but i guess i was like that too before therapy. We def mirrored each other a lot until i started going to therapy and then i felt like i was trying to carry you ahead with me hut you decided to stay behind. I hate how you would disrespect me when you were mad, how petty you got and how when you were angry you would give me sarcasm and raise your voice. I hate that you would stop talking to me for hours on end during these times when communication was needed the most. I hate that you would never post about me, compliment me on your own, plan dates, or understand me. I hate that you would always keep me at arms length, you never asked me out officially again, you would get mad at me for things i wasnt allowed to get mad at. I hate how you would only bring up your feelings of resentment when i would express mine first then trying to make it about you. I hate that you wouldnt really listen, you would just try to fix the conversation. I hate that i never felt understood and that so many of our photos i would remember crying at least once. I have so many photos of me crying with you. When you would prioritize your friends before me and me before your family. Like cmon jose, you’ll understand when you’re older but yeah jeez. You were really mean when you got mad. Super duper mean. I meant it when i said you were the most disrespectful boyfriend i had. Genuinely. And i wish it werent true but jesus i never felt so humiliated than when you ignored me crying while we were all together with your friends. While you laughed and talked to them knowing i was crying right next to you and they would ask me if i needed tissues. Also the time during the disney trip with my friends and how you just looked at your phone on the couch while i was crying in sammys room and she had to bitch at you because everyone could hear i was crying but you didnt care to do anything. I dont get it. I never understood you. Theres just things you have to figure out for yourself like i did with myself.

I know i wish ricky wouldve still been my friend because he was a good guy in general and enzo was JUST a good friend but when i think about jose im like damn, you are not a person i would want as a friend in general. Im just at such a different place in my life and im looking for specific qualities in people. You got a lot of growing up to do. I apologize for my own mistakes in our relationship. I know i wasnt perfect but i know i def tried harder than any other ex i was with. This relationship was a very much more real love for me. Like a self aware love. And ill always be grateful for what i learned with jose and how ill never put up with the things jose put me through ever again.

#crickyricky #me #mine #just some thoughts #space cowboy #🍐

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This is where I'm going to explain my Lycan!Heisenberg Headcanons because they deserve to be shared. I will say now that this is all that I have so far but as soon as I get more idea they will be shared!

Physical Attributes

Physically, He does not have ears or a tail as Lycans and Werewolves are two VERY different things. But he will have a much more noticeable amount of body and facial hair.

I connect this with his long hair as well and I like to think that once it gets to be lower than his shoulders is when he chops it off. And when I say chops it I off I mean literally. He takes a peice of sharp scrap metal and just slices through this hair. And then just moves on with his day.

In terms of body and facial hair tho- I don't really think he really started to trim and keep it under control until he really started to trust and gain feelings for you.

Like I'm talkin an ABSURD amount of chest hair, facial hair, armpit hair, and his intimate areas. It's not that it wasn't uncomfortable or annoying to him. He just never really had any real reason to waste time on it when he could be working on his experiments. But then when you came around, he started to genuinely care about how he presented himself.

But I will say, that this man knows absolutely nothing about shaving. So the first time he asked you to teach him how to or atleast be there to try to help him learn was honestly the most wholesome thing ever

Lycan Mentality

He has some, what he calls, Feral episodes. It's basically just him getting overly territorial and all around just growling, snarling, and snapping at people. This almost only happens when the situation has anything to do with you possibly getting hurt, when he is a bit paranoid, or even when you yourself aren't in the best of places mentally.

He will also have what he calls Werewolf Menstrual Cycles but in all reality it's basically just a Lycans heat cycle. No blood or any intense physical pain. Just a large man who is going to be overly emotional, very temperamental (with everyone except you of course-), and all in all just REALLY Horny with Mating Cramps.

On the overly emotional and temperamental side of things, he will be very sensitive to really anything and basically just be a moody man who is very easily threatened by anyone that comes within 3 feet of you. His instincts are basically telling him to protect you at all costs and if anyone makes skin to skin contact with you. There's no easy way to say this... that person is probably gonna end up leaving with scars they didn't arrive with.

But that's only if you aren't able to pull Karl away and back to the nest before he can even think about what he's gonna do to this poor bastard that just tried to steal his mate away from him.

And if you do successfully pull him away and back to the nest. Be warned, that's more than just you pulling him away to stop him from hurting someone. In the state of mind he is in and with his hormones completely wacked, his animalistic instincts are going to take that as you, his mate, pulling him away because you are getting needy and... let's just say he has his priorities straight because the minute he realizes you are leading him toward the nest weeeeeell- I'll just say that the instincts take over and we will leave it at that.

And on top of being basically just a grown a*s man with more hormones than a teenage boy, hes just really wanting to do what his instincts are telling him to and that's to "Protect mate. Care for mate. Stay with mate. Breed mate." And that's basically just on repeat in his head for the remainder of the week. (Oh and I forgot to mention it is not monthly! It is once every 3 to 4 months at the least. Sometimes it can happen once every 6 months it really all depends on his mental health and well-being)

Nests

I've already mentioned "Nests" in a previous post and basically what those are is a small room (typically big enough to fit a king size mattress but a queen works just fine) that is filled with pillows, blankets, animal pelts, and basically just as many soft things that can fit in their while still being able to fit the Lycan and their mate, as well as leaving room for intimate interactions.

The nest is both a safe place for the lycan as well as their own den in a way. It's somewhere they are able to feel safe and comfortable both when their mate is and isn't around. The nest will typically be drenched in the smell of both the lycan and their mates scent making it the ideal place for both members in the relationship.

It is also a place for the lycan to bring and store gifts that they have given to their mate. The gifts serve as both a way of courting and expressing love. Both lycans and mates can give and receive gifts though typically the more dominant of the 2 is the one who will court the other. Whether it is during heats or not, the dominant party is more than willing to court the other by whatever means.

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Can i request how different idv characters would act as roommates? Eli, Helena, Luca, Edgar, Vera, Norton and Fiona if thats alright with you :DDD

warnings? kinda suggestive, crack fic, cussing

mod toby and mod bread helped me do this fic, its a bit all over the place but it was fun so no regrets

Eli Clark

I feel like being roommates with eli would be pretty pleasant

everything would be clean all the time

he’s the type of kid that everyone wants on their team because of how good he is at everything

so if you scored a roomie like him, you got super lucky

if you left a mess he wouldn’t get mad, he would probably just clean it up himself and leave a sticky note that said to clean up ur mess next time(but not like, passive aggressively)

ofc you would clean up after the cute sticky note, bc who can say no to this bb?

If you don’t clean up tho, brooke rose will probably shit on your hair when u sleep

tbh you’ve always wondered what eli looked like without his eye mask

so one time when Eli was sleeping, you went next to his bed to try and take his eye mask off and see what he looks like.

You took off the mask and found out it was a dummy

a few seconds later you heard footsteps and you turned around

Eli came up behind you and knocked you out with a bat

you two don’t speak of that day.

Brooke kept screeching last night, and you got no sleep at all, so I guess we’re having chicken for dinner

Unless you had a good reason, then eli and brooke prob won’t mind cleaning up after u

I can imagine you going back to your shared room in the manor after a rough match and seeing eli just sweeping the room in an apron and a cloth covering his hair looking like cinderella

“Honey, I’m home!”

basically if you lived with eli, you basically had a husband/mom/wife???

If you came back to the manor, beaten up and bruised from the last match he would prob pester you and nag you

while cleaning up you wounds he would prob say, “You have to be more careful, im always worrying. You’re gonna give your mom a heart attack!”

seriously tho, don’t worry this bb, he would actually have a heart attack

Helena Adams

i think living with helena would probably feel like some sort of kdrama

she might be a bit clumsy and trip over a few things, falling into your arms bc of her blindness

though she might be doing it on purpose

If you moved things in the room without telling her, she would probably get mad

for example, you move the sofa chair a little bit to the right bc you thought it looked better

helena walks in the room, sits down on the sofa chair and ends up accidentally sitting on the sofa chair arm rest instead

resulting in her bottom hurting and a very long talk with you

she got her revenge weeks later

she had asked you to check under her bed for monsters because she couldn’t do it herself

you were teasing her for still being afraid of monsters but looked underneath anyways

low and behold,

she put a mirror there.

will even wack you with her cane if you’re being annoying

Her cane is pretty affective in shutting you up lol only sometimes

“Hey Helena, are you braille? ‘cause i can read you like a book when i touch yo-” *wack* *moans*

helena: ...

you: ...

helena: ...im leaving

you: heleNA WAIT-

One time everyone at the manor was celebrating Helena’s birthday with a piñata, 2 seconds later she was beating the shit out of Luca with her cane

even after everyone’s been yelling that he wasn’t the piñata

One time you and Helena had a staring contest because you were both bored.

She won.

sometimes to get her close to you, you would sit on the sofa chair super quietly and still

And then you’d wait for her to come and sit on your lap thinking it was the chair

and it would work

she would probably sit on your lap for a few minutes, confused as to why the chair felt elevated

and then she would feel your arms snake around her waist

and she would- “whAT THE FUCK- SCREEEEEEE”

she would probably make a cute bird noise and then just sit there, not knowing if she should leave or not

in her head, “THEIR LAP IS SO WARM OH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN SOONER”

in real life, “let go of me you pathetic mortal”

you’d beg her to stay on ur lap longer and she would cave in

but she didn’t stay because she liked you! baka

Luca Balsa

living with luca will probably be the opposite of eli’s

messes, everywhere

inventions, everywhere

at one point though you had a sneaking suspicion he might be a bunch of rats.

you saw him outside crouching beside you guys’ room with a bunch of rats coming out his sleeve and running into a crack in the building

“its for science!”

he’s also super scared of helena

Luca doesn’t like to admit it, but he got his purple eye from Helena after he made a bad pick-up line for the blind.

She’s been chanting “one of us” and threatening to “finish the job” ever since.

he’s basically a big baby that needs to be taken care of

i feel like he might break down sometimes from not doing his invention right, or feeling insecure

but i guess his rats are there to help

but since he had a roomie, he wouldn’t be able to cry on his own

and its a good thing because he doesnt have to do everything by himself anymore

he learns to ask for help when living with you

you’d help him through his episodes and he would slowly start to become more reliant on you

if he was feeling a bit moody, he would unconsciously try to find you to cuddle with

if you lived with him, you’d probably have to be very responsible

luca would have his own bed that he would never sleep in because he wouldn’t be able to sleep without you in his arms

everytime he shifts in bed, you’d feel a tiny shock

it kinda bothered you so

you pranked Luca by touching him with those zappy ring things you’d get from a dollar store.

You just wanted that mother fucker to get a taste of his own medicine

he would basically be a puppy that follow you around, he would constantly old your head

probably refers to you as his

like if you downed a shot that barmaid made for you, he would be like, “EYYYY THATS MY BABy-heurghrhgh”

now you have a drunk baby that you have to take care of

You tried giving luca a shower afterwards, now you know how it feels getting electrocuted.

And trust me, Luca and water do not mix.

good luck have fun

Edgar Valden

living with edgar would consist of

1. edgar being super specific of what was his and what you can’t touch

2. big tsundere baby

3. sketches of you hiding in his sketch book

if you lived with edgar, you’d have to be super patient with his nagging or else you’d have to find a new roomie

he’s constantly nagging you

but if you are tired of it and give him the silent treatment, he’d probably just nag you even more for attention

you need to give this man attention or else

you ignored him for a whole day once because he said something mean

he decided to give you some milk and cookies as an apology

the ‘milk’ was his muddy paint water and the cookies were expired

i feel like one day you two would be arguing about who moved his stuff, your argument being he unconsciously moved his stuff, his argument being you moved his stuff

you guys were so heated up you didn’t notice how close you two were getting

edgar ended up pouncing on you like a feral dog

though when you woke up, you both agreed that you ended up winning the argument

when you’re reading or just doing nothing, he’d ask to sketch you or paint you

i-its not because he thinks you’re beautiful or anything

its just because he thinks that your whole self is aesthetically pleasing and pleasing to the eye- but not because he thinks you’re pretty!

sometimes when he was super focused on his art, he wouldn’t notice your figure slowly approach him

you’d boop his nose and watch as he froze

wh- hoW DARE YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON A VALDEN

secretly tho, he really loves it when you do that.

do it more

please or not whatever

Vera Nair

Vera would probably be a bit anxious when she heard she was gonna get a roomie

but she would do her best to be at her best behaviour

she’s very well mannered and is very polite

she’d kinda be the type to silently care for you

like, she’d notice the little things that bothered you and made sure they wouldn’t bother you ever again

like, if you stubbed your toe alot, she would give everything that you could stub your toe with, rubber covers or socks

but she wouldn’t tell you it was her even though it was obviously her

if you fell asleep on your desk instead of your bed, she would probably but a blanket on ur shoulders and a pillow underneath where you left your head

she’s the thoughtful type

before you went for matches, she’d give you a cheek kiss for good luck

and if you did the same, she would probably play it cool but then panic a second later.

theykissedmetheykissedmetheykissedme-

im sorry this is short idk what to do for her-

Norton Campbell

oh BOY

once norton starts to warm up to you, you guys are basically married

like there was no proposal, just “do you take this man to be your husband- you can’t say no”

he would probably take care of you alot

even when you didn’t need it

i can do it mysel- no

but actually, before he warmed up to you he was pretty cold,

he felt himself growing feelings for you

and he didn’t want to because he was afraid he would lose you and he would have to go through the heartbreak of losing someone all over again

he would leave the room to go hang out somewhere else

he would keep his distance and not talk with you much

but there was this one time where you woke up with him around you, you just pretended you didn’t wake up and relished in the feeling

it took some time, but eventually he warmed up to you

though he still constantly worries about you, he doesn’t want you to get hurt

during matches he would always take hits for you, and just stay closer to you in general

he wanted to make sure you got back to the manor safely, it didn’t matter if he was sent back via rocket chair

he always put you as his #1 priority

he also gets jealous super easily, he’s scared someone will swoop you away from him

so to make sure everyone knows that you belong to him, he’d give you his clothes to wear

not only do his clothes look adorable on you, everyone will know that you’re his

probably pester you a lot if you tripped or got a paper cut

“yoU COULD HAVE DIED” “IT WAS A PAPER CUT”

Once, Norton got stuck to the fridge like a magnet for 5 hours

He’s been using that as an excuse to force you to bring him his snacks every since.

pick up lines are a definite yes

sometimes you’d be shitting and you’d hear outside the bathroom door a faint,

“My love for you is like Diarrhea.” “norton what the fuck im shitting-” “i just can’t hold it in” cue camera zooming in on his face and him smirking into the camera “OH MY GOD WHY”

like Luca, his bed is useless. he always needs you in his arms when sleeping, he wants to protect you and just feel you closer to him

puts him at ease

kisses? hell yes.

if you had to go to a match without him he would send you off with a ton of gross wet kisses on your face ew

He might even try to seduce you into staying

“norton I’m gonna lose morality points!” “fuck your morality points, i wanna smash”

Fiona Gilman

I feel like fiona would probably super psyched when she heard about sharing rooms with you

I headcanon her to be super bubbly and social but when she is alone with her thoughts she’d probably regret everything

“why did i say that why did i say that why did i say that-”

probably prays to god, “please kill me”

she tries her best to make sure you’re comfortable

she doesnt make a big mess and she makes sure she cleans up after herself, overall a pretty cool roommate

except for those times for when she tries to babtize you while you’re showering-

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING” “THE LORD SHALL CLEANSE YOUR SOUL WITH HOLY WATER-” “what the f- iS THIS ALCOHOL???”

this has happened too many times^^^

one time she accidentally created an ultra portal in the toilet.

Y’all still have no idea where it leads, and no intent of finding out.

Although, Kreacher has been complaining of some nasty stuff appearing in his room

i feel like during matches she would always call you with her portals to say hi or just give you a small kiss

it stopped being cute when she went through the portal and ended up seeing the hunter instead of you

mentally scarred from that

sometimes things would disappear in your shared room too, not only the toilet

you’re convinced she has a bunch of hidden portals in the room

like, one time you dropped a pencil and it went through the ground.

you never saw it again

Or you know that missing sock?

Portaled.

i dont know what this turned into

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tasteofgummies · 3 years

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I love that dynamic!!! It’s so cool I haven’t seen it done before besides one of my friends!

Could I please request a relationship with Jotaro (3 or 4 I don’t mind which one) He’s my favorite bby and I love him sm I go by she/her pronouns and I’m a animal lover! I’m working to one day go to vet school and get a shit ton of domestic and wildlife degrees so I can work with all animals! I also love music I’m in varsity choir (rip my vocal cords because Christ all mighty it’s a bitch when they make us do extreme shit) I have a pretty low voice for a girl kinda sound like Jirou from my hero academia I also really really love video games I have an addiction lmao I also do archery and fighting!! My personality is WACK when you first meet me I’m extremely aggressive and closed off once I trust you, you see the crack head side of me where I get random bursts of energy and jump around and goof off a bit however I’m usually pretty chill (maybe it’s the anxiety and depression who knows!) I have issues where I need reassurence that people still like me because I always feel like I’m not good enough or that people hate me I have severe anxiety and depression so that’s a part of it. Around my s/o I am really chill they see a side of me where I’m playful but calm I really don’t get aggressive with them (that’s how people tell I have a crush I’m not aggressive to them) unless it’s jokingly I also try and see their likes and dislikes, how they interact with people, etc. I like cuddles I’m not big on PDA tho the most I’ll do is hold your hand or put my head on your shoulder. I’m also 5’7 have short brown hair blue eyes and am dummy thicc to the point I have scoliosis (haha that’s fun). Jesus sorry this was so long holy shit-

Hey! So sorry for how long it took, here finally is 💜

Jotaro x you ✨

•One of his favorites things about you is your love for animals, he finally found a partner to share all of those animal facts, probably once he know about that, info-dump is the first thing he do, so if you want him to stop, tell him, bby doesn't read signs

•He is at first annoyed by you, you are just so aggresive, yet tries to talk to him, he changes his mind all the way when he knows your dream, no one with such pure ambitions can be that bad, and he was right, he found a heart of gold

•Likes your voice, found it calming, and if you are in a long relationship, he will ask you to sing when he has insomnia

•If you want him to play with you, first of all, it's gonna take some effort, and two, he'll be better than you. If you stay quiet, you can hear him whisper "ora ora ora" when he's playing

•Not the best at comforting, but even in his way, he always tell you that you are not hated, but loved

•"Can we cuddle? I brought a dolphin documentary" he says it like that, very direct

•Did you know Star Platinum is amazing doing massages? He'll try to help if you are un pain

•When he's concerned about you, he will... Call her mom asking for tips, he's a little embarassed, but you are the priority

•He sincerely appreciates your efforts to learn about him

•If you are on therapy, he tries to help with the process the most he's able

•"Just in case... You know i love you and you are a valuable person, no?" He's scared he'll lose you too, so sometimes he acts like an abandoned child

•"Is bizarre to know how i end up with you, but the only thing i want is to keep you safe and by my side, i love you t/n"

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