#net-meister

[glitchgh0sty]

*shoves this at you* here you go! Working on a short story about jazz and prowl set in the decepticon prowl au. I hope I got the vibes right ❤️

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Prowl did not leave the war room.

He had no reason to. Prowl had long since abandoned the concept of "outside."

Strategy did not require fresh air or open spaces—it required discipline. The outside world was irrelevant—an uncontrolled, unpredictable factor with no strategic value. The only things that mattered were data streams, enemy movements, and the ever-growing plans that turned battles in their favor. His duties required precision, vigilance, and absolute focus. He saw Soundwave and Shockwave once every few weeks for briefings, filled out his reports, then returned to work. It was efficient. It was necessary.

Everything outside of that was a waste of time.

He did not need distractions.

Which was why Meister was becoming a problem.

The new Decepticon was competent, which was the only reason Prowl tolerated his presence. But he was also disruptive—too confident, too relaxed, too quick with his glossa. He played the game well enough to earn Megatron’s trust, but Prowl wasn’t convinced. A mech who seemed to belong everywhere and nowhere at once couldn't be trusted his tact-net said. Plus, Prowl had his suspicions—Meister was too adaptable, too perceptive—but no evidence. Yet.

And now he was here, leaning against the side of Prowl’s terminal like he belonged there.

“You ever leave this fraggin’ room?” Meister asked, visor gleaming under the dim tactical lights.

Prowl didn’t bother looking up. “Irrelevant.”

Meister scoffed, arms folding across his chassis. “Tch. ‘Course you’d say that.”

Prowl’s optics flickered up at the tone—like amusement mixed with something sharper.

“You got somethin’ to say, Meister?”

Meister tilted his helm. “Just thinkin’ it’s funny. Megatron talks about strength, but you—” He gestured vaguely at Prowl’s station, littered with datapads and flickering displays. “—you hole yourself up in here like a half forgotten glitch."

Prowl’s optics narrowed. “I do not waste time on meaningless indulgences.”

Meister chuckled, but there was no humor in it. “Right. ‘Cause tactics win wars, not the bots fightin’ ‘em.”

Prowl’s plating twitched. “Do you have a purpose for being here?”

“Yeah,” Meister pushed off the desk. “I do.” He took a step closer, voice dropping just slightly. “Come outside.”

Prowl’s vents cycled sharply. “No.”

“Just for a cycle,” Meister pressed. “Ain’t like the war’s gonna end in the time it takes for you to step outside and look at the fraggin’ sky.”

Prowl ex-vented slowly. “Unnecessary.”

“Y’keep sayin’ that, but y’ain’t got a real reason.” Meister tilted his helm, expression unreadable. “What, you scared or somethin’?”

Prowl’s optics flared. “Do not mistake my focus for fear.”

“Then prove it.”

The challenge lingered. Prowl held Meister’s gaze for a long, silent moment, processing the possible outcomes. There was no tactical advantage in agreeing.

But refusing would give Meister something to hold over him.

And that was unacceptable.

“…One cycle.”

Meister smirked. “That’s all I need.”

Ahaha.. AHHHHHH!!!?

Breathes, looks, breathes again. *Simply dies*. WHAT THE ACRUAL LIVI BFF AKNF VWVCIWJBG!??? THIS IS SO GOOD??? THE DIALOGUE!! THE DIALOGUE!!!! ECHO- CIRCUT! YOU ARE INSANE!! Can I spin you around and around?? Your brain! This is beautiful. I am without speech? I am without good and proper words?? YOU HAVE GOT DOWN THE CHARACTERS. SO GOOD!!! ITS ALMOST LIKE IM READINF POETRY AND ITS TEARING ME APART AND PUTTING ME BACK TOGATHER BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY AND AT THE SAME TIME.. I literally read this and ended up grabbing my phone so hard while reading that my hand turned red. YOU HAVE A GIFT! OML! Breeeeathe. OhMIgosh, hold up, *dies again*, this is going in the archives of my Transformers notes document. The same document that is already so long my notes app told me I exceeded the set length for all possible notes app attachments, please for the likes of all things good,, I need to sit. and then I need to read this again. And then I need to grab some paper, a pencil, a highlighter, some annotations, a blanket, some more pencils. And then I need to read this again. And then I need to sit. And then I need to READ THIS AGAIN.

“He did not need distractions”,, mmhm, yep,, absolutely no distractions necessary here right now,, in the middle of Decepticon headquarters 💀😏✨

“What, you scared or somethin’?”

- PFT HA! This phrasing is so genius because in his mind what Prowl is doing is painting him as someone with mental fortitude, someone without needs like ‘living’, but because Jazz phrases this like “wait,, you really can’t do it big man?” Suddenly [because of Prowls’s view of Jazz] his definition of mental fortitude makes a temporary shift to deal with Jazz’s request because he doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who can’t function on a standard that was issued by a fellow “Decepticon”

“Prowl’s optics flared”

- Ooooog yeah,, that hit home <33✨

“That’s all I need”

- YESSSS, that is all you need! Bro, I love the phrasing on this too because, 1. It implies that Jazz knows Prowl well enough to recognize that he can be changed,, 2. It recognizes that there is still a part of Prowl that isn’t attached to the figurative work machine,, [ it’s dormant, but there <33] and Jazz knows that all he really needs is a little time to find it, and drag it out [politely.. but quickly]

Context ✨ Next!?

[random-cockroach]

maybe write a Decepticon Prowl fic with someone? :0 so your like constantly bouncing ideas off and can take turns writing to avoid burnout and you both and like be the firsts to read each new chapter like when yall proof read or something? Idk just a thought.

If i followed this, I'd give prowl too much power...

Pfffht, I have a bad case of "boring writing" and "closed inside my own head", not sure if I am even capable of bouncing something directly with someone XDD I wanna see what plots people make with him and in what situations put, wanna see his interactions with decepticons once he is among them. Because if autobots are monkeys in circus decepticons are alligators in the pond Oooooh yes, he is a big threat to autobots since he has a wild range of freedom, but I personally still think he isn't as overpowered here. Autobots will not kill you for all your mistakes, there are no rats until they were sent from enemies. Decepticons might kill you 👍So he will have to be 10 steps forward than all of them to find the most acceptable path where he has less chances of being beaten up to death. I swear to god I wanna see him being treasured by Megatron, Megatron being even scared of him. He keeps his best and loyal as close to him. I love how he said to Starscream one time that he obeys to him if he obeys to decepticon's case. I can see Prowl saying that to someone and Megatron having the smug smile on his face. I have my opinions on when he joined and why and so on. I think that he operates as a tactician under "Prowl" (and known only among closer circle of Megatron) but among regular decepticons he is known as a "Barricade" on a low communication work to lessen the chances of others to find out who he is and kill him. Because this is so easy to kill him, he is a bad fighter. I think Shockwave hates him pffht. (I have to be honest I know so little of the decepticon version of him as a character so I don't know what fruit he is) Scientists have their own meetings and I headcanon that such meetings are a taboo to intervene with false info, exactly what Prowl does. Soundwave might also hate him for how his cassettes might be treated like a chess figures? Idk I know even less about Soundwave ahah. So he might have an awful medical treatment here if any at all since he is just. Not loved? "Megatron's dog on leash" I can see him being thrown out by his own who got enough of him, with ripped off audials and comms, with no way of tracking him, on the planet like Junkion to let him die, but Jazz (aka Meister) also was here on operation, so Prowl ends up with autobots because of course Ratchet will not let even decepticon die. And no one knows real "Prowl". So he ends up in this clownery, covered as a Barricade low class coms decepticon who "defected" because had enough and now "Meister" keeps a close optic on him. Because he has broad "Jazz" net. He has a lot of information that autobots don't know. And things that Barricade says do not connect strings. Oh I better shut up

[acapelladitty]

I beg of you... anything with Music Meister and a reader... He has bewitched me with his music

“Oh, baby.” You purr, grinding yourself down on his trapped cock and enjoying the way in which his length twitches beneath the dark silk boxers which hide his length from your interested gaze. “This must be awful for you.”

A garble of unintelligible words pass through the fabric gag which binds his dangerous lips and you instead focus on running your hands down his exposed chest, the open and ridiculously frilled shirt fluttering away as you spread it further with teasing fingers.

“What’s that? Hmm? I can’t hear you! The great Music Meister foiled by a little slip of cloth.” A pretty laugh slides from your lips as you roll your hips and rub your ass against his straining groin. “All trussed up and ready to be played with.”

Slipping your hand lower, you graze it across his cock in a vicious tease and your mouth splits into a mean-spirited smirk as you feel the slight wet patch which is quickly developing through the silk.

“It really must be awful, darling. Being so hard and ready to be stroked and blown like one of those musical instruments you love so much. Which would you rather? Hmm? My hand on your cock, slipping along the velvety length like a trumpet slide? Or my mouth teasing at your cock with my lips and tongue? You seem to appreciate my impressive embouchure?”

Pinching his nipple between your knuckles as you whip him into an aroused frenzy, the way his brow knits at the rough contact is very endearing. His nipples are pink and peaked, begging for attention and you can’t help but fiddle with them as he writhes against the chair he is loosely tied to. Rolling the nubs between your fingers nets you a soft sigh and a harder pinch forces his chest to arch towards you – his traitorous body desperately seeking more as his expressive eyes meet your own, blown wide and darkened by the lust which he isn't being allowed to act on.

“So easy to play, aren’t you, my love?”

[crowfrombackdoor]

I see this type of format in other fandoms a lot so I thought it would be fun to woz it. The arrangement was random. Like, "put names in a wheel and spin" random

[arikihalloween]

Welcome Home × Soul Eater AU ramble

I had announced it, I shall now share it !

Behold, WH SE AU

Context :

In the world of Soul Eater, there are people who can transform into weapons (called demonic weapons), a genetic trait coming from some witch experimenting on humans centuries before. To avoid having those "weapons" go out of control, Shinigami, a god of death, created a school called Shibusen, where those weapons could learn how to control their powers. There are also people who come to this school to partner with the weapons and wield them, those are called meisters.

In this AU, our colorful cast of Welcome Home characters are students at this school in their last few years of studies (18-23 years old) and decided to create a race to the top before their graduation. The goal ? Get their weapon partner to the "death scythe" level by getting as much evil souls as they can. Who will win ? Who knows 👀

Let's present our six duos !

Julie Joyful and Frank Frankly (butterfly net)

Barnaby b. Beagle and Wally Darling (big apple hammer)

Howdy Pillar and Poppy Partridge (scythe)

Sally Starlet and Lucero Starlley (guitar axe)

Suave Moonwatcher and Eddie Dear (shield, later on a giant pair of scissor)

Nyxie Moonwatcher and Calypso O Octave (musical saw/violin)

And of course we can't forget out dear silliest, Home as Shinigami !!

Full page :

Lucero and Calypso belong to @kokoiep

Ramble :

Okay so this AU is actually over a year old, I had old designs and dynamics I wasn't 100% happy with because this AU was co created

Idk how the other creator is doing, I haven't talked to them in a loooong while, so I decided to rebrand the AU a little

Now, I'll explain my choices and lore

For one, I believe in keeping the canon personalities. So, when deciding who's a weapon and who is a meister, I tried to go along how the characters would act and what alligns with their silly selves. The characters that ended up as weapons needed to be weapons, otherwise it doesn't fit their personality to come to Shibusen to become a meister (reminder, meister can choose to go to Shibusen, weapons are kinda obligated to)

For the clothing, I just had fun with the "school uniform" concept as given in the Soul Eater and Soul Eater Not manga series.

And for the pairing, I included a lot of ocs, ik, but I wanted the pairs to truly match in energy and personality, and also I love my and Koko's oc and it's my AU I do what I want !

Joking side, here are some more funfact on how they ended up there

Julie followed in her siblings footsteps

Barnaby came to partner with Wally, the two are childhood best friends

Sally and Howdy came for fame and opportunities that come with being a meister

Nyxie and Suave where raised in Shibusen for lore reasons 👀

Julie and Wally are dating !

Frank and Eddie are a bit more on and off, because Eddie is an anxious mess and Frank doesn't like competion

But at the same time, the shipping in this AU is "yes" because : Julie and Wally are a thing, but Julie is very close to Frank, who is on and off with Eddie, and Eddie is quite close to Howdy, and Sally likes to flirt with Eddie and Poppy, but Lucero has a crush on Sally, who might have a lil crush on Julie, but Nyxie has a crush on Lucero, and Barnaby and Wally are reaaallly close

Good luck, may the ships all sail at once like it's the Vendée Globe :D

Other funfacts

Nyxie and Suave are actually weapons too, Nyxie is a frying pan (because what else would she be) and Suave is undetermined. Both are very unstable and thus can't really be weapons full time, hence why they meister others

Everyone has part time jobs !

Nyxie and Suave work at a bar, Eddie works at the post office, Sally works at a theater, Lucero works with Caly at a music shop, Frank works at a library, Julie in a hairdresser salon, Poppy and Howdy work at a little retail shop, Wally and Barnaby work in a clothing store.

They all live in the same appartement complex, all neighbors and they visit eachother all the time ! Each pair live together too, platonically.

I think that's about all I can say

This AU is a lil special to me because I love Soul Eater and the lore and ik there is probably already some other SE Wh aus but I wanted to get this out anyway and see if people enjoy my silly rambling

I posted it on tiktok already and people ate this up lol, I'm kinda hoping they would too here as well ? We'll see.

[virtual-boy]

{🖱️}{🖱️}{🖱️} {🌊}{🌊}{🌊} {⌨️}{⌨️}{⌨️}

"Ugh, Net-Meister! I'm not feelin' so hot!"

["Ugh, Net-Meister! I'm not feelin' so hot!"]

abraham ethernet from the internet and you stimboard with blue gifs, fake aquariums, orbeez stress balls, keyboards and liquid mice!

[requested by @bendyplays, ty 4 requestiiing!!! :033]

[pinstripe-wings]

Playing around with some dynamics for the Jazz/prowl idea. A little like this:

Prowl: Meister, being a spy for the Autobots is undoubtably dangerous and difficult. I won’t undermine your operations due to the nature of your work, but be careful to not allow yourself to be caught by Jazz or his team. If you must make yourself seen, do so in my presence.

Jazz, (as Meister): Aww, thanks bby, I appreciate that, how’s about we set up an interrogation time to keep up appearances next week? We can even invite some of our friends to watch you get info from the Decepticon spy.

Prowl, dead serious: I will do any and all further interrogations, lest your identity is compromised.

Jazz, (as Meister): it’s a date; I’ll plan to loudly fall from the vents in your office and into your arms. Y’know, to make it easier for you to put me in the brig for interrogation.

[some Notes for au]

*I’d like it to be a canon divergence with a mix of some spy/assassin/secret identity and a lil thriller/crime for close calls.

-Prowl used to be a Decepticon spy/intended assassin.

-Prowl defected a long time ago, mainly due to the sheer incredulity of the experience of meeting Optimus and seeing him be a sincere, nice, if self-sacrificial Prime; it knocked the percentages about in Prowl’s tac net to the point that changing sides was best option (and helps keep the nice Prime alive)

-Prowl enjoys Jazz’s sometimes eclectic and loud company- they can have either deep conversation or ridiculous one’s Prowl doesn’t always encourage but will listen to.

-Prowl has files on all of Jazz’s identities and has rapport with each one to some degree, but has not put together that they’re all the same mech since there are enough discrepancies for the tac net to make that conclusion.

-Jazz is actually a deep undercover Decepticon assassin/saboteur, who’s taking his sweet aft time doing those tasks while in the Autobot ranks.

-he thinks Prowl’s seriousness is great, and that Prowl is a good mech overall; loves to tease the tactician no matter the role Jazz takes on.

-Jazz finds it hilarious to have to worry about being ‘caught’ by himself, but does take caution to be caught by anyone on the Autobot spec ops.

-realized at some point he may get caught by Prowl but can’t help but skirt around the inevitable since Jazz has yet to do any damage to the Autobots since they’d been on Earth.

[dc-polls]

The DC Comics "Best Dancer" Who's Who Dance Party Post!

[ID: Thumbnails of the characters Guy Gardner, Booster Gold, Ted Kord, Sir Justin, Greg Saunders, Cass Cain, Batman, and Virgil Hawkins. /End ID]

Here are the submissions we received for DC Best Dancer. I'll be honest, it's a very unlikely group for a dance battle, but here we are nonetheless. 😁 Feel free to comment, tag or add on to any of the polls or this post with your propaganda! Without further ado, let's bring in our contestants...

Guy Gardner (Green Lantern)

🎵I Just Want To Celebrate by Rare Earth (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Comic panel of Guy Gardner as Green Lantern, leading in several people in a conga line all singing Celebrate drunkenly. /END ID]

Michael Jon Carter (Booster Gold)

🎵Shakedown by Bob Seger (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Cropped comic panel of Blue Beetle leapfrogging over Booster Gold. Booster talks to Scott Free off screen saying, "The question, Scott, is - URK! I hate playing leap-hero - Why aren't you there with that girl?" /END ID]

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle)

🎵Shakedown by Bob Seger (YouTube)🎵 Note: Booster and Beetle were submitted together, so they get the same song. But alas, since this is an individual tournament, we must do the unthinkable and split them up.

[ID: Comic panel with the setting labeled "Justice League Embassy, New York". Ted Kord as Blue Beetle and Fire dance to the stereo while Ice looks on. Beetle sings along, "Oh, do the mon-kay, at the love shack, bay-ay-ay-BEE!" /END ID]

Sir Justin (Shining Knight)

🎵The Wind That Shakes the Barley by Dancing Willow (YouTube)🎵 A message from the submitter: "traditional music for a reel, a traditional dance that may have gone back to Justin's time. we don't know a lot about medieval dance but this is a bet"

[ID: Comic panel of Sir Justin as Shining Knight riding atop the pegasus Winged Victory with sword brandished. In the background are a wizard and other figures. /END ID]

Greg Saunders (Vigilante)

🎵Roy Rogers and the Sons of the Pioneers, 1940s square dancing music (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Character profile image of Greg Saunders as The Vigilante with one gun drawn and a hand on the other. In the background are several characters from his adventures. /END ID]

Cassandra Cain (Batgirl)

🎵Enchanted Lake from Swan Lake by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Comic panel of Cassandra Cain in many graceful ballet poses. A small image in the bottom corner depicts her near a window overlooking the city. Narration reads, "And, in her own way, she begins to speak... She begins to shout... And sing." /END ID]

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

🎵Drives Us Bats by the Music Meister (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Old comic panel of Batman stuck in what appears to be a fishing net above water. His narration reads, "I did the Batusi on that netting -- until a certain cap of my utility belt opened and the laser-torch fell out..." He thinks to himself, "It'll float on top of the water -- drift past me with the moving tide..." /END ID]

Virgil Hawkins (Static)

🎵Static by James Brown (YouTube)🎵

[ID: Comic art of Virgil Hawkins as Static in a nighttime city with electric energy surrounding his hands. He is in a crouched pose and his hoodie flows behind him. /END ID]

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All polls and posts for this tournament can be found using #dc-polls-best-dancer!

[boy-interrupted98]

“Truth isn’t handed to you. It’s handed through you. And it cuts.

This is why most people run toward comfort dressed as doctrine. Because real truth doesn’t cradle. It cleaves. It slices away illusion, pride, identity. It’s a blade with no handle—if you try to hold it, it bleeds you.

The Greek word for truth is aletheia, which means “uncovering.” But what happens when what’s uncovered is unbearable?

Science reveals a universe that doesn’t care. Evolution is not designed—it is accidental refinement through death. The cosmos expands without purpose. Your body is stardust recycled through meat. There is no script. No safety net. No parents watching.

And still—still—we seek meaning.

Nietzsche understood this. “If you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Truth does not arrive gently. It interrogates the one who asks.

In Zen Buddhism, enlightenment comes not through answers, but through koans—riddles designed to destroy your logic. Why? Because the truth isn’t a solution. It’s a reset. A recalibration of everything you thought you knew.

Most religions sell truth with a smile. But the mystics—Meister Eckhart, Rumi, Simone Weil—they spoke of truth as annihilation. Of ego. Of illusion. Of self.

Because the truth doesn’t feel good. It feels like grief. Like waking up and realizing everything you believed was a well-decorated lie.

And once you’ve touched it, there’s no going back. Not to doctrine. Not to certainty. Not to sleep.

You carry the blade. No handle. Just the truth. And blood.”

Floriano Melo in God-sized Pages

[peterpijls1965]

Foto Facebookpagina Remunjse Veldj.

23 maart 2016

Meister gaat het dorp verlaten

De man die een pedofiel had doodgetrapt sprak me aan op het plein. Hij had groot nieuws. Hij gaat het dorp verlaten.

Niet helemaal vrijwillig. Meister, zoals ik hem altijd noem, wordt binnenkort uit zijn huis gegooid. Meister had namelijk iemand een pistool tegen het hoofd gezet, en dat was zijn verhuurder ter ore gekomen. Exit Meister.

Meister was er niet eens zo ongelukkig mee. “Chiapo”, sprak hij. “Het zijn hier allemaal hyprocriete rukkers. Ik ga dit boerengat niet missen.”

Meister keert terug naar zijn geboortestad Roermond, waar ik ook zes jaar heb gewoond. Hij is daar opgegroeid in een van de kanswijken waar deze corruptievrije bisschopsstad zo fier op is, 't Veld. 'Meister' was daar vroeger een Geuzennaam voor types met wat op hun kerfstok.

Zoals gebruikelijk zag Meister de zonnige kant van de zaak. Want zijn verhuurder gaat hem weliswaar op de keien trappen; Meister had de politie er mooi van kunnen weerhouden een huiszoeking bij hem te doen. Hij had de cops namelijk wijsgemaakt dat hij geen pistool op iemands kop had gezet, maar een buitenformaats gasaansteker.

Waarom hij dat precies had gedaan, vertelde hij niet. Meister zei me laatst wel dat hij af en toe een kilootje amfetamine omzet om aan wat extra zakgeld te komen. Net als ik zit Meister in de schuldsanering, vandaar. En hij heeft een Dobermann Pincher die hij goed wil verzorgen. Zo is Meister wel.

Meister moet binnenkort weer voor de rechter komen. Niet om dat gaspistool, maar omdat hij een paar weken geleden op het Henseniusplein had geknokt met drie politiemannen, om redenen die me niet helemaal duidelijk werden.

Het was er spectaculair aan toegegaan. De agenten hadden Meister klassiek op een motorkap gekwakt toen hij zich gepast verzette tegen zijn aanhouding. Daarbij was zijn bovengebit gebroken, wat Meister demonstreerde door het uit zijn mond te halen en het verontwaardigd aan me te tonen.

Ik kon niet ontkennen dat de prothese een zichtbare barst bevatte.

Die beschadiging had zijn arrestatie leuk laten escaleren. Een passerende dame had namelijk commentaar geleverd toen de agenten hem opgeschaald inrekenden. Vervolgens had Meister haar een paar vleiende opmerkingen toegevoegd. Omdat zijn gebit gebroken was, had zijn speeksel in het rond gevlogen.

Daarop deden de agenten hem een spuugmasker om. En daar ging Meister ze bij de rechter op pakken: “Mijn advocaat, een steengoeie, zei ook dat ze dat nooit hadden mogen doen. En ik ga er wat van zeggen dat ze mijn hond een dag hebben vastgehouden op het politiebureau. Dat ze mij drie dagen vast zetten, interesseert me niet, maar van mijn hond blijven ze af.”

Hij nam nog een slok van zijn bier, zittend op zijn bankje. Dat deed hij gedurende de dag met grote regelmaat, uit steeds nieuwe halveliterblikken die hij opborg in zijn bruin leren jas. Met zijn eigen logica zegt Meister altijd: “Ik ben geen alcoholist. Ik drink bier.”

Terwijl ik met hem praatte, speurden de ogen van Meister onrustig het Henseniusplein af. Hij had iemand van een motorclub gesignaleerd waarmee hij een fittie had. Meister had een klusje gedaan voor een rivaliserende motorclub, de Hell's Angels.

“Chiapo”, sprak Meister. “Ik krijg stress van die Heino daar achter je.”

Soms is het beter niet om te kijken in het leven.

[futsal-blogat]

Spielbericht: Diamant Linz vs. Amigo (BUL)

Videos vom Spiel: https://www.futsal-blog.at/sp_event/askoe-diamant-linz-vs-amigo-northwest-bul/ Klassischer Fehlstart in die Champions League für Österreichs Vertreter, Diamant Linz. Im ersten Vorrundenspiel gegen den Gastgeber Amigo NorthWest aus Bulgarien hatte der rot-weiß-rote Meister die vollen 40 Minuten Mühe, ins Spiel zu finden. Es entwickelte sich eine typische Auftaktbegegnung: Fehlpässe, technische Fehler und misslungene Dribblings prägten das Bild in der ersten Halbzeit. Beide Teams zeigten sich noch nicht championsleaguereif. Die erste große Chance hatten die Linzer – doch der Weitschuss von rechts außen landete am Pfosten. Im direkten Gegenzug sah sich Aleksandar Milovanovic als letzter Mann gezwungen, nur mit einem Foul einzugreifen. Die direkte Konsequenz: Rote Karte für die Nummer 25 der Diamantenen und zwei Minuten in Unterzahl.Dass die Linzer auch weiterhin nicht richtig ins Spiel fanden, zeigte sich beim 1:0 für die Bulgaren in der 4. Spielminute. Dobrichov wurde aus rund elf Metern nicht angegriffen, sein Flachschuss schlug hinter dem sichtlich irritierten Keeper Hodzic ein, der seine Vordermänner zurecht zusammenstauchte. Die Oberösterreicher zeigten sich jedoch nur kurz geschockt – nach einer der wenigen gelungenen 1-gegen-1-Situationen am Flügel gelangte der Ball eine Minute nach dem Führungstreffer ins Zentrum zu Hasib Seperovic, der aus kurzer Distanz zum Ausgleich einschob.Das Spiel blieb weiterhin von Fehlern auf beiden Seiten geprägt. Diamant kam nach elf Minuten erstmals wieder gefährlich vors Tor, doch der Goalgetter Stevo Rozic scheiterte zweimal am bulgarischen Torhüter. Die Amigos hatten den Linzer Pivot größtenteils gut im Griff. Adis Muhamedagic prüfte den NorthWest-Schlussmann Pavlov in der 18. Minute noch einmal per Freistoß, bevor auch der Linzer Neuzugang Hodzic Sekunden vor dem Pausenpfiff noch einmal eingreifen musste. Der Pausenstand lautete also 1:1.Beide Teams wirkten in der zweiten Halbzeit zunächst aktiver. Sowohl Hodzic als auch Pavlov zeigten sich jedoch in guter Form und verhinderten weitere Gegentreffer. In der 28. Spielminute folgte dann die kalte Dusche für Diamant: Amigos Nr. 23 Baharov, der beste Mann auf dem Parkett, setzte sich im Zentrum gegen zwei Linzer durch, spielte rechts auf Seniuk, dessen abgefälschter Schuss Hodzic alt aussehen ließ – der Gastgeber führte erneut.Diamant bemühte sich, den erneuten Rückstand auszugleichen, aber entweder vereitelte Pavlov die Einschläge oder die Stange stand im Weg. Zu allem Überfluss verletzte sich Torschütze Seperovic am Knie – Futsal-Blog.at wünscht ihm an dieser Stelle alles Gute! Coach Iljia Simic entschied sich acht Minuten vor Schluss dazu, auf den Flying Goalkeeper zu setzen – eine Entscheidung, die sich als falsch herausstellte. Die Linzer konnten auch mit einem Feldspieler mehr zunächst keine klaren Torchancen herausspielen, die Distanzschüsse wurden allesamt Beute des überragenden Pavlov. So kam es, wie es kommen musste – der Ukrainer im Dress der Amigos, Vasyl Kefa, nutzte einen Konter zum 3:1. Diamant antwortete mit wütenden Angriffen, aber Pavlov übertraf sich selbst, und auch die Latte half den Bulgaren noch einmal. Den Schlusspunkt eines aus Linzer Sicht verkorksten Auftakts setzte dann erneut Kefa, der Sekunden vor Schluss mit einem Empty-Net-Treffer aus der eigenen Hälfte den Endstand von 4:1 besiegelte.Bereits nach dem ersten Spieltag steht Diamant mit dem Rücken zur Wand. Nun sind zwei Siege nötig, in der Hoffnung, dass die Bulgaren ihrerseits zumindest einmal verlieren. Read the full article

[scott-the-woz-as-vines]

Abraham: *fails miserably at doing a kick-flip*

Net-Meister: Dude, I thought you could do a kick-flip?

Abraham: I CAN. I can, I did one this morning!"

[the-internet-and-you-too]

wait wheres everyone else???

Oh, sh*t.

doc? cpr? captain dialup? larry?

Jeez, where the hell is everyone?

oh god i hope they didnt die permanentl--

Guys?

CPR!!!

You guys aren't... ghosts, right?

I don't think so, no. Let me test that theory out for sure.

AH-- wh- net-meister what was that for???

Well... If you were a ghost, that punch would've gone right through your shoulder, wouldn't it?

ok good point

Have you guys seen dad anywhere?

"dad"?

Larry.

ohhh right. no we haven't. sorry. have you seen dr usb around?

No...

Captain Dialup...?

:( Not him, either.

i hope they're all ok...

[onett64]

The internet stood me up babe! what do i do!?

[arikihalloween]

Welcome Home × Soul Eater AU ramble

I had announced it, I shall now share it !

Behold, WH SE AU

Context :

In the world of Soul Eater, there are people who can transform into weapons (called demonic weapons), a genetic trait coming from some witch experimenting on humans centuries before. To avoid having those "weapons" go out of control, Shinigami, a god of death, created a school called Shibusen, where those weapons could learn how to control their powers. There are also people who come to this school to partner with the weapons and wield them, those are called meisters.

In this AU, our colorful cast of Welcome Home characters are students at this school in their last few years of studies (18-23 years old) and decided to create a race to the top before their graduation. The goal ? Get their weapon partner to the "death scythe" level by getting as much evil souls as they can. Who will win ? Who knows 👀

Let's present our six duos !

Julie Joyful and Frank Frankly (butterfly net)

Barnaby b. Beagle and Wally Darling (big apple hammer)

Howdy Pillar and Poppy Partridge (scythe)

Sally Starlet and Lucero Starlley (guitar axe)

Suave Moonwatcher and Eddie Dear (shield, later on a giant pair of scissor)

Nyxie Moonwatcher and Calypso O Octave (musical saw/violin)

And of course we can't forget out dear silliest, Home as Shinigami !!

Full page :

Lucero and Calypso belong to @kokoiep

Ramble :

Okay so this AU is actually over a year old, I had old designs and dynamics I wasn't 100% happy with because this AU was co created

Idk how the other creator is doing, I haven't talked to them in a loooong while, so I decided to rebrand the AU a little

Now, I'll explain my choices and lore

For one, I believe in keeping the canon personalities. So, when deciding who's a weapon and who is a meister, I tried to go along how the characters would act and what alligns with their silly selves. The characters that ended up as weapons needed to be weapons, otherwise it doesn't fit their personality to come to Shibusen to become a meister (reminder, meister can choose to go to Shibusen, weapons are kinda obligated to)

For the clothing, I just had fun with the "school uniform" concept as given in the Soul Eater and Soul Eater Not manga series.

And for the pairing, I included a lot of ocs, ik, but I wanted the pairs to truly match in energy and personality, and also I love my and Koko's oc and it's my AU I do what I want !

Joking side, here are some more funfact on how they ended up there

Julie followed in her siblings footsteps

Barnaby came to partner with Wally, the two are childhood best friends

Sally and Howdy came for fame and opportunities that come with being a meister

Nyxie and Suave where raised in Shibusen for lore reasons 👀

Julie and Wally are dating !

Frank and Eddie are a bit more on and off, because Eddie is an anxious mess and Frank doesn't like competion

But at the same time, the shipping in this AU is "yes" because : Julie and Wally are a thing, but Julie is very close to Frank, who is on and off with Eddie, and Eddie is quite close to Howdy, and Sally likes to flirt with Eddie and Poppy, but Lucero has a crush on Sally, who might have a lil crush on Julie, but Nyxie has a crush on Lucero, and Barnaby and Wally are reaaallly close

Good luck, may the ships all sail at once like it's the Vendée Globe :D

Other funfacts

Nyxie and Suave are actually weapons too, Nyxie is a frying pan (because what else would she be) and Suave is undetermined. Both are very unstable and thus can't really be weapons full time, hence why they meister others

Everyone has part time jobs !

Nyxie and Suave work at a bar, Eddie works at the post office, Sally works at a theater, Lucero works with Caly at a music shop, Frank works at a library, Julie in a hairdresser salon, Poppy and Howdy work at a little retail shop, Wally and Barnaby work in a clothing store.

They all live in the same appartement complex, all neighbors and they visit eachother all the time ! Each pair live together too, platonically.

I think that's about all I can say

This AU is a lil special to me because I love Soul Eater and the lore and ik there is probably already some other SE Wh aus but I wanted to get this out anyway and see if people enjoy my silly rambling

I posted it on tiktok already and people ate this up lol, I'm kinda hoping they would too here as well ? We'll see.

[imiteeshon]