#never cook again

[matdai]

what in the world is the minecraft movie trailer

My damn eyes have been offended by that neon green fake grass that one of the director's toddler threw on the ground to which they kept in, WHY IS ONE OF THE NORMAL SIZED TREES THE EXACT SAME HEIGHT AS THE CAST,

SPEAKING OF THAT.

WHO DID THE RUBBISH JOB OF THE COSTUMES DID THEY LIKE

JUST TELL THEM TO GRAB WHATEVER GENERIC THINGS THEY HAD IN THEIR CLOSET

AND WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE IT IS JUST GOING TO BE MINECRAFT LEGEND'S PLOT

tldr: the cgi looks bad, costumes look bad, i will pirate this movie then stream it on discord to my friends to make fun of it when it comes out

[maxi-is-not-well]

Yo!

Name’s Maxi (she/they) and am over 18 ✌️

Trans, pansexual, multiracial (native/african american plus white)

I do baking, silly little doodles, manga, running, lego builds (all my lego stuff is over @bababricksheep though) and I’ll show off my pets when I can!

I also have a gimmick account @i-identify-lego-sets-in-posts which does just that, that one’s pretty cool if I do say so myself!

When I do post here are my blog specific tags:

[masteroffakesmiles]

you will cook no more

[4ggravation]

did i just make the song of the summer ⁉️💥

[ancicntforged]

joy boy ™ here it is. ur trademark.

What’s my blog’s trademark?

[mangosyringe]

so you know how Ford has a moth collection?

[junpeijackflash]

Oh this was the best localization choice actually

[dappermouth]

i don't know what it is about your art that makes me so motivated. i think it's the way you depict wild animals in the most unassuming, americana settings. i've always felt as if i'm not fully meant to be here, some sort of detached - perks of being korean-american and southern - and looking at your art makes me feel seen.

looking at your art makes me feel at home, which is something i don't usually feel. if this makes any sense, it feels like i am the jaguar at the top of the staircase, the stag leaping rooftop to rooftop, the girl with the face of the wolf, that's me.

every time i'm scared that maybe i won't make it, i trot on over here and feel comforted.

i hope you have a great night (or morning, or afternoon, or whatever else it may be in your world), because after looking through your pieces, i know i sure am :)

What tremendously kind things to say — I genuinely used to fantasize that someday my art might make someone feel this way. Messages like this blow my mind. Thank you!

[souenkun]

I need the pokemas anniversary to come soon so we can hopefully see volo go batshit crazy again for the second time!!!

[tsubomiiiii]

Had to make something for the boy’s bday :] Espio made him an apple pie

Bonus

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[hazieash]

It’s a Ratatouille situation

[ryorue]

I'm obsessed with the idea of a mischief maker Astarion. Like, that man has spent so long without autonomy that he uses all of it just to be a chronic little shit. Imagine this: Astarion, bored, simply needs to cause mischief. His hands are twitchy and he simply cannot keep them to himself.

So he randomly gets up, walks over to where (probably Wyll) is like preparing vegtables for the night while Karlach stands beside him giving him terrible cooking advice. And Astarion just. Nonchalantly walks over, picks up a carrot, and walks away with it. Bites into it, too. Makes sure they see him do it. They know he doesn't need to eat it. He knows they know he doesn't need to eat it. He's a fucking vampire. But he does, and they can't do shit about it. Or like. He just walks up to Gale, plucks the book from his hands, and starts reading. Stretches out, gets comfy, makes sure to make use of all of Gale's one pillow (because you know Gale is the type of man to have only one pillow) And just. Doesn't say anything.

And what's Gale gonna do about it?? Get mad? Astarion doesn't care. It's funny.

[r3db3ans]

4 - BITTYBONES ARE BEING REAL?

? : "...Could be much better with mustard."

Me : "I don't have mustard. I usually take mayonnaise or ketchup."

....

? : "Weirdo."

Me : "Thank you?"

? : "...Freaky Weirdo."

DAY 1 - 6:32 AM

After cooking him something, I finally learned that this little guy has the appetite of a giant (for someone his size).

He seems to have a penchant for mustard…

I don't think I'm very good at cooking, so I hope it was at least decent for him.

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[f1shart]

tank: yeah my dad served in the military

what he meant:

𐐪𐑂 say hello to the sugrunt family (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)!!

i hate this stupid fucking idiot is this his first time having a thought

and ripp... well they took one look at the glorious general bling bling and decided to turn emo 🙄 what a disgrace

but you can never fully take the sugoi out of the sugrunt.... <3

[pathogenposting]

objectim

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