#new phone who dis?

[crybabycunt]

(chasing a key suspect on foot, a train rapidly approaches. the suspect crosses the tracks, and fueled by determination, Kate attempts the same. Yelena tackles Kate to prevent the worst)

Kate: I have to, Yelena, my destiny is calling!

Yelena: Hang up then!

Kate: But—

Yelena: Wrong number! Kate’s not home!

[risenwrites]

Playing the game "New Phone, Who Dis?" and this card is so Law coded:

[3feetfrompeace]

"When you're screaming at the top of your lungs and no one hears you, what are you supposed to do?"

[tielt]

->

[adraughtofamortentia]

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[therantingdiaries]

Friday Eve

I got a new phone today, which is exciting since it's been five years. I find it funny how phones just keep getting bigger throughout the years. I remember back in my day everyone was amazed with how small they could make cellphones. But anyway, I've spent most of the time after work activating the phone, transferring my files/info, and logging into all the necessary accounts. I haven't gotten a chance to play much of Lies of P yet. I snuck in some game time last night before bed, but that's it. Unfortunately, I don't know if I'll get to play much this weekend since I've got a case brief due and an exam to study for. 😕 *Heavy sigh* We'll see I suppose. I'm hoping I can get the case brief done tomorrow so I can play a little. Fingers crossed.🤞

[bigfatbreak]

If Wayzz could sense Hawkmoth in canon then why hasn’t he sensed Viceroy?

Wayzz remembered the old timeline and didn't know that Nooroo escaped - he assumed what he was sensing was Hawkmoth using the miraculous again. And then got really confused when no akumas showed up lol

[animatedjen]

Cal Kestis | Jedi Survivor

[fairsweetlonging]

i love so much that tgcf sometimes will just turn into a chatfic, with chaotic private messages, group chats being made to talk trash, xie lian not having his contacts saved, lang qianqiu being that one person who always replies immediately, and mu qing canonically being chronically online and a lurker/instigator

[every-sanji]

[yostresswritinggirl]

"Don't do that." He wanted to come off as harsh. Yet instead of the usual sharpness of his voice, his words sounded pleading. Desperate and in pain. "Don't smile like that."

"Like what?" The corners of her mouth faltered in worry. And the corners of his eyes wrinkled, purple irises swirling with the kind of agony he told her he loathed feeling. Like she had driven a knife to his chest where his heart should be.

"Don't smile like you love me."

Don't make him feel anything again. You promised you wouldn't.

[bello-exe]

🤳

[yourlocaltiredartist]

some fanart for @callmehere-iwillappear ‘s fic new phone who dis (it’s rlly cool go check it out!) based on their poster. this was a bit outside my comfort zone but super fun to draw :)

tap/click for better quality, and no text version under the cut :)

[sad-torbek-noises]

Holy shit, is the bleed from Candela Obscura just...basically magical radiation??? Or like, just straight up radiation?????

If just being exposed to it (not even having to touch it directly) is enough to weaken the human body (because they take a bleed mark when they get too close to it),

if there's a chance that prolonged exposure to copious amounts of it could mutate you (or start disintegrating you) in some shape or form like when they take a scar after getting four bleed marks,

and if it had a hand in the straight up obliteration of an entire civilization because the people were trying to use it to gain power and then ended up suffering direct damage from it as well as creatures mutated by it (and the bleed and its mutated creatures are still around to fuck with the citizens of the new civilization)

THAT'S JUST BASICALLY MAGICAL RADIATION

[wejustvibing]

it's completely untrue. i've not spoken to christian for a long, long, long time. and as far as i'm aware, no one in my team has spoken to them. however, they'd reached out to me or he reached out to me early on in the year, on like my old phone, i didn't see it till much, much later in the year. and i just said "sorry. sorry, i don't use this phone anymore." but i congratulated him on the amazing job he's done and i just said that hope i'm able to compete with you guys soon and that's all it was. i really don't understand what he's talking about - LH

[tmntseparatedaucompetition]

new phone who dis

By: @rbtlvr

Iteration: 2018

Where You Can Find It: Ao3

Support The Artist: Ko-fi

Summary: Four completely normal, entirely human teenagers set up a group chat after meeting on a Lou Jitsu fan forum. 100% definitely human shenanigans ensue.