Chris: So you're gonna date my dad?
Tommy: Huh? No, I'm just friends with Eddie -
Chris: Not dad dad. My other dad.
Tommy, blinking: ...Evan?
Chris, scrunches his nose: Who the fuck is Evan?
Tommy: ...
Eddie: ...
Chris: ...
Buck: So I've tallied up the votes, and it looks like we've reached a unanimous decision for a 30/30/40 split of my free time when necessary, in favor of Christopher.
Tommy: Oh, thank fuck.
Eddie: Tell me why was that more stressful than any emergency I've been in.
Chris: You two losers are lucky I decided to be magnanimous and give up my share of Buck time.
Buck, fondly: I'm sure they feel very lucky that we have the best kid we could ask for.