#no children the mountain goats

[thermodynamic-comedian]

I am:

○ Male

○ Female

○ Other

● drowning (there is no sign of land) (you are coming down with me) (hand in unloveable hand)

[your-witch-trial-has-expired]

@pmseymourva why do you never notice when they quote No Children by the Mountain Goats. You have seen it AT LEAST 3 TIMES

You need the link? I'll give you the link even if you know it.

You deserve the link

It's good

Edit: I realize how rude this sounds and I'm so sorry this song with its 'I hope I hope we both die' triggers some rage and I apologize for this action

[dykehayleywilliams]

[noodle-the-queen]

I AM DROWNING. THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND!!! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME!!! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND!!! AND I HOPE YOU DIE!!! I hope we both die.

[lemonjadesworld]

Let's just say, hypothetically, that I am drowning. And, unfortunately, there is no sign of land.

Now, let’s also say, for the sake of the argument, that you are coming down with me. Okay, and if we were in hand in unlovable hand. Then, hypothetically speaking, I would hope that you’d die.

Now that we have established that, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that I hope we both die. Am I not correct?

[gremlin-pattie]

the most compelling ships have “no children” on their playlist

[goodhomestuckpanels]

Just experienced the most hilarious combination of advertisement and video in my whole life and I'm documenting it here to inflict it upon as many people as possible

[juniperhillpatient]

there is literally only one scene with this entire deeply dysfunctional family of side characters interacting in this entire story I need to get it right

[dressuprat]

LonelyEyes

i hate them so much they make me sick i hate them i hate them i hate them and i never come back to this town again in my life i hope i lie and tell everyone you were a good wife and i hope you die i hope we both die

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

That awkward moment when I am drowning there is no sign of land you are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand and I hope you die I hope we both die

[thermodynamic-comedian]

hand in unfuckable hand or whatever the mountain goats said

[teacup-captor]

hand in man car door hook hand

[inkshine]

For a while my personal interpretation of “No Children” by The Mountain Goats was that it was from the perspective of a person who’s spouse/wife killed their children, which is why it was called “No Children” and hence the whole “I hope you die I hope we both die” thing

[red-velvet-0w0]

im starting a collection

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day