@duchi-nesten I HAVE ANOTHER VERY IMPORTANT CUJO HEADCANON TO SUBMIT TO YOU FOR APPROVAL
this is important okay, it has everything to do with something i saw someone using yesterday and i couldn't stop staring and i realized why.
okay okay so Danny gets tired of Cujo always running around and escaping him, right? and he's like i can't exactly take him on a leash when i'm flying my wife Valerie will kill me.
so he has the "brilliant" idea to take one of THESE bad boys and coat the inside with his parents' phase proof goop and haul Cujo around in it.
just like. Phantom flying through the city. with a dog strapped to his back. as one does.
bonus: he shows up to Valerie with it on
Val: Phantom what the actual -
Danny: it's called child safety Valerie smh my head anyway do you want one
in tim's whole conga line of back-to-back losses, have we even considered that right before kon dies, ted kord ALSO kicks the bucket? devastating. whos next, tony hawk??? perish the thought!!!
raphaniel has a LOT of nerve questioning why colin was at the fda meeting for someone whose reason for also being there was literally “oh i just wandered over and ended up here.” bro’s getting out just-some-guy’d by a dude with 6 charisma to his name