#no witnesses

[sp-kvt]

I just embarrassed myself so bad I don't want to talk ever again dude 😞💔

[theblackestofsuns]

"No Witnesses"

Pharagonesia & Other Strange Stories (1988)

Moebius

Epic Comics / Marvel Comics

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

I was hanging with my cousin and I accidentally said I don't like cum instead of I don't like gum.

No coming back from that homie now you have to kill them

[missazura]

im burning this blog later so he cant see this trainwreck

[thrulerofeverything]

mind.

did you kill wholes fucking manager?

I didnt!

or well, I never said I did!

If I did, which I didn't! Who cares!

[butasslyn]

[loneranger0369]

American Justice System is amaaaaaaazing!

Beyond Amazing!!!!!!

American Cops love to brutalize Civilians.

American Courts don't need Evidence to imprison people for decades and in some cases for upto half the lifetime of any person.

Then Americans lecture others about Freedom and Freedom of Speech and other things of Freedom....

Such Bullshit!!!!

I wish a Movement starts soon, that separates America from everything!

Independence from USA Movement

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[thefoolsprocession]

Me starting up a puzzle game: heehee hoohoo fuck yes I love puzzle

Me when I get stuck on a puzzle:

[mclsquared]

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

[teaboot]

I'm aware that this is a pretty big blog, so I try to avoid putting people on blast- mostly cause I don't want anyone tracking folks down and dogpiling on them for the unforgivable sin of "being wrong about a thing",

Because we are all hilariously, ridiculously and unabashedly incorrect about things at times, and that doesn't deserve the embarrassment of a thousand jeering, judging strangers with their careless mockery and casual insults,

That being said

BITCH THAT SHIT DO KILLS PEOPLE

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president...and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[almostlookedhuman]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27