#nosebleed rambles stuff

[nosebleed-inglishera]

Hello! I need a bit of help because my tablet has been broken for a bit and I would like to have enough money to get a new one! You guys can donate to my ko-fi so i can reach my goals if you guy want!

but if you guys can't donate you guys can still share!

[nosebleed-inglishera]

HAH IF YOU CAN

I'm here to simpbully you

You like dusts right?

Have you seen @mothiepixie dust?

NOW HOLD ON.

[aquared]

okay i am really brain-latched to this au i really do need to give it a proper name

[coollyinterferes]

Lights a cigarette and stares into the distance

Donna Burke's Sins Of The Father starts playing in the background

[kitchensinksurrealism]

you know when you're doing nothing but there's sort of like a load of things happening at once and you're just thinking I'm gonna remember this moment forever

[dioslesbianwife]

Hello! How are you on this morning/ night? I saw that your request was opened and wanted to send one in , if it's alright with you<33

May I request the JoJo's walking in on reader changing and they start throwing random things at the JoJo's to get them to leave while calling em names. Ending up flustered

Sorry if it's too much, make sure to stay hydrated く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

hi, i'm doing good tysm for asking <3 sure, it's no prob and thank you for requesting! hope you enjoy ♡♡♡

Jonathan Joestar

Poor Jonathan opens the door like: “Y/N, I brought the- ”

His eyes go wide the second he sees your bare back and he immediately turns around like a proper Victorian man.

“OH GOOD HEAVENS, I’M SO TERRIBLY SORRY- !!”

You hurl a boot at the back of his head and scream, “GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING- !!”

He ducks like his life depends on it.

He flees and ends up writing you a formal apology letter.

Joseph Joestar

Joseph bursts in like, “Hey, babe, you seen my- OH?? HELLOOO- !!”

You SHRIEK and immediately chuck a heavy textbook at him. “YOU SCOUNDREL!!!”

“SCOUNDREL?! That’s a new one!”

Still doesn’t leave, just ducks behind the door like, “Listen I didn’t mean to but now I’m invested- ”

You throw a brush, your phone, a lotion bottle. He’s laughing his ass off as he runs away, screaming “OKAY OKAY OKAY I’M GOING- !!!”

Jotaro Kujo

Opens the door like Michael Myers. Doesn’t say anything. Just stands there.

You spin around mid-shirt lift like, “EXCUSE ME?!”

He blinks once.

You start pelting him with your comb: “YOU EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED SEA URCHIN, GET OUT!!”

He finally sighs, “Yare yare daze,” and closes the door.

You hear a muffled: “Nice socks.”

Cue you screaming louder than Dio’s wrys.

Josuke Higashikata

Opens the door too quickly while rambling: “So I was thinkin’ maybe we could- OH SHIT!!”

Eyes go cartoon-huge.

You shriek, “GET OUTTA HERE!!” and chuck a water bottle at his head.

“Y/N, PLEASE DON’T HIT THE HAIR!!”

Slams the door shut while apologizing at 100mph.

You hear him yell from down the hall, “You still looked really cute though!”

Giorno Giovanna

Opens the door calmly with a “Y/N, I need to speak with you abou- ”

Pauses. Eyes land on you in your underwear. Blinks.

You freeze. He freezes. You whip a hairbrush at him.

“OH MY GOSH, GET OUT GET OUT!!”

He actually catches the brush mid-air like it’s nothing.

“Understood.” Quietly closes the door.

You swear you hear some very faint mumbling from behind it.

Jolyne Cujoh

BARGES IN LIKE, “YO! Have you seen- ”

Stops. Sees you. Smirks immediately.

“Ohhh damn, looking fine Y/N- ”

“JOLYNE GET THE HELL OUT- !!”

You throw a fuzzy slipper at her.

She dodges and catches it midair with Stone Free while cackling.

“You throwing stuff at me only makes you hotter, just sayin’- ”

She runs before the second slipper hits her square in the face.

Johnny Joestar

Rolls in to get something and looks up like “Hey, Y/N, I just need to gra- oh.”

He stops. Eyes wide.

You shriek, “OUT!! OUT!!”

“I didn’t mean to!! It’s not my fault the door wasn’t locked!!”

You whip a whole plushie at him, then a pen, then your belt.

He’s heading out of the room yelling, “WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY PROJECTILES?!”

Josuke Higashikata (Gappy)

Opens the door super innocent like: “Y/N? I think I left my comb- ”

Blinks. Looks at you. Nosebleed.

“WHY ARE YOU STARING GET OUT- !!”

You hit him with your notebook. 

He yells “SORRY!!” and scrambles out, slamming the door so fast he forgets his comb.

Sits on the stairs outside your room like “…”

Jodio Joestar

Walks in with zero warning. Sees everything. Doesn’t flinch.

“Nice. Didn’t expect to see cheeks today.”

“GET OUT YOU BABYFACE CRIMINAL!!”

You hit him with your water bottle. 

“Chill! You didn’t lock the door!!”

Grabs a hoodie off your bed to shield himself and makes a run for it.

[cryptids]

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I just need to ramble for a minute, but I think it's all little bit of a shame that the majority of constructiprowl fics (which is already not many 😭💔) really only seem to use the dynamic from the early stages of their relationship where Prowl was still pushing the constructicons away and resented them. And on the one hand, I understand the appeal bc an antagonistic relationship is fun to explore, and I LOVE fics where they start off that way and then develop a closer relationship out of it.... but, I also come across a lot of fics where he hates them way more and for much longer than he ever did in canon, or where that's the only dynamic they'll ever have. There's a sentiment, I think, that it would be impossible for him to ever warm up to them and continuing to hate them is the only realistic option?

And that's alright if it's your preference, like far be it from me to get in the way of people's toxic yaoi hdbsbds, but they DID move past that in canon and it feels like a shame that's not really acknowledged as much? Mostly bc I wish there was more stuff that explored the dynamic they had later on once he decided he wanted to be in control of Devastator and was keeping them around willingly..... idk just that specific period of time in their relationship was so funny and endearing to me djsbhs, I need more of him being their boss and bringing them everywhere with him to everyone else's dismay lmao

They still had some issues at that point, Prowl was power tripping like crazy and injuring himself by pushing an unstable gestalt bond too much/too fast, with the nosebleeds and the Scrapper moments, so they still had a long way to go. But what I'm getting at is mostly just that by then he was long past hating them or trying to make them go away, he seemed to consider them an extremely valuable asset and was actually trying to keep them around and make things work. In the end he was only forcibly separated from them against his will too, and he never actually wanted to leave them.

((There is a lot about Prowl's combiner wars storyline that I don't love, but I'm putting that all aside for now 😪))

I think he was essentially neutral on the constructicons as individuals/on a personal level... he was mostly just treating them like all the subordinates he'd had before. THEIR devotion and adoration of him was definitely very different to anything he'd experienced before though (and extremely gay lmao), I always feel sad that canon didn't really give him the time to notice or react to that.

Just going off on a little side tangent but actually (as a shipper lmao 🤧) I like to think he could have become fond of them over time. Actually I think Prowl and the constructicons have a lot more in common than was ever really explored?? Especially if they had been allowed to have distinct personalities and demonstrate their intelligence a bit more lmao. I don't mind them being himbos (affectionate) or the way they spoke or anything, but I feel like they were just really underutilised in IDW1... like we never saw any fun chemistry stuff from Mixmaster or any of Hook's medical skills for example. Speaking of Hook in particular, I think it's interesting he usually has a bad temper and a very kind of perfectionist, prickly and stubborn personality that makes him very Prowl-like in a way that would have been fun to play around with...

*** Coming back to add a point here about whether he blames them for the mind control and non-consentual modifications that were done to him, and honestly I don't think he does? I think he blames Megatron for that (which makes some sense since they were only doing it on his orders), I think it is a very large part of why he doesn't want to be near them at first bc they remind him of it and bc they took part in it, but it's definitely not something he continues to hold against them. It's similar I think to how he feels about Soundwave's involvement. Meanwhile his anger at Megatron never goes away, and at the trial he listed forced combination as one of the crimes Megatron was responsible for (which I think is interesting bc Starscream forces the constructicons to combine with Scoop later against their will too, and never really faces any consequences for that? But anyway sjdbdhs)

I think it probably means something to him to be able to take control of the constructicons after they were involved in a trauma he went through where he had no control over himself, and to know they won't turn against him again... plus I think it says a lot about their relationship that Prowl (who already has trust issues anyway) is eventually able to trust them so fully? He even trusts them to stay loyal to him even on a mission where they're working against other decepticons, which is a huge gesture actually.

Anywayyy..... I guess this whole ramble was just to say I wish there was more happy/endgame constructiprowl content bc it could be so good and I'm yearning for it jsjsjds 😭😭

I have also seen a few people say this ship is inherently one-sided and depicting it any other way is ooc, and I disagree!! I think it CAN be one-sided, but it doesn't NEED to be in order to be true to canon.

Just adding a couple of relevant panels here too bc I am thinking about them 🤧

[rithshell]

first post to offer is: a big dump of my version of the koopalings......... cause i finished it yesterday and i just want to talk about it.

!!! DISCLAIMER !!!

The events here happens about years later of the original koopalings. And things got a little angsty in the process.

TW: Mention of surgical injuries.

Larry Koopa:

- 15 years old, second youngest koopaling.

- Rockstar, have a punk rock band with three friends.

Larry is the most rebellious koopa of the seven. He gets in trouble often, and it's not the type of trouble like breaking a ceramic jar or just be noisy. Nah, he gets in trouble with the police and break stuff in every concert he have. Pretty much a punk.

The most responsible one is Ludwig, making sure he doesn't get lost in the middle of the night, or intoxicated in every concert or party.

"He's just a kid" they say. "An angry kid" Ludwig corrects.

These situations made Ludwig have to get psychological help for Larry. For now, is going well, even if it's a long process.

Lemmy Koopa:

- 13 years old, the youngest.

- Juggler, circus artist.

Even if Lemmy is the youngest koopaling, and seems to be quite childish, he's quite mature when it comes to business. Since he's clearly not old enough to work in a circus, he's controlled by the crew of the Koopa Circus, which are the ones supervising Lemmy to not get hurt while doing his shows.

He's positive and the sunshine of the family, always cheering up his siblings. The closer brothership have is with Iggy.

Morton Koopa Jr.:

- 18 years old.

- Blacksmith of the castle.

Morton is actually the one that people considered that changed more. More after... What happened. Why does he have a scarf on? Easy. His jaw is broken. But like... Dislocated, almost tearing off his face. It's not pretty sure how did it happened, Bowser prefers to blame it on Mario. But what is sure, is that Morton became more intimidating after that, only seen inside his workshop, blacksmithing weapons for the Koopa Troops.

Despite the fact he's now mute, and is forced to eat specific food, Morton still have a kind soul and is a great company for his siblings. He loves to hear the new stories Lemmy have for him, attend to Larry's concerts, make a friendly fistfight with Roy, listen Iggy ramble about his new experiments, help Wendy choose her new dress, and listen Ludwig's new pieces.

Roy Koopa:

- 22 years old.

- Fighter, former boxer and street fighter.

You can think Roy as the typical 'bad boy vibe' guy. He's tough, easy going, smug... Everything you can expect from a boxer. He works with Wendy, though Wendy is more careful and intelligent while fighting, while he is more impulsive. It's not surprise Wendy won more trophies than Roy, but that's not a impediment for him.

Curiously, Roy and Wendy are the only biological siblings in the koopaling family. They don't like to remember how they started to learn how to fight...

Iggy Koopa:

- 23 years old.

- Scientist, specifically focused on biotechnology.

Iggy is a nerd. A crazy nerd. As far as his siblings know, Iggy didn't do anything too... Dangerous to experiment. More than mix some chemicals that ends up with a nosebleed and dizziness, or chemically modify a plant that actually would make the ceiling go broken. Yeah, not more than that.

But Iggy always talk about being a God, and have a strange fascination over human species. How the bodies works, how the human mind can go miles away...

The only rule is "Princess Peach must stay away from Iggy Koopa."

Wendy O. Koopa:

- 25 years old.

- Fighter, co-partner of Roy Koopa in the ring.

The only girl of the family, and the one that is obvious she grew with only men in her around. Wendy never leaves her coquette side when it comes to fighting, after all her muscles look good in a pretty pink dress that matches with her ribbon.

Wendy is not only a fighter, but also responsible of the younger ones, Larry, Lemmy and Bowser Jr. to be exact. She's a great help for Ludwig and also a great older sister, in all honesty.

VERY noisy though, if she wants to make a scandal, she won't think twice in doing it. But besides that, she's a sweetheart.

Ludwig Von Koopa:

- 30 years old.

- Musician, classical composer and professional piano player.

It's always "Ludwig is so fine" but never "Is Ludwig feeling fine?"

Ludwig is tired. Periodt. But even if he's tired, he still keeps his responsibilities in check, always acting authorative, and the one that takes most of the decisions commanded by Bowser or Bowser Jr., though he never takes Bowser Jr's suggestions. It's letting a kid rule the world, and he thinks that's pathetic.

Oftenly Ludwig prefers to pass time in his room or outside of the castle, live his adult life. Sucks at social interactions whatsoever.

He's the one that have more mental struggles, but refuses to get external help. Everytime that's mentioned, it causes an argument.

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i think that's the whole thing i wanted to dump. all the other stuff works like in canon but just years later, if that makes any sense.........

i may draw more of these and also ill present my koopa oc later!!1!1!

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I would love to hear more of your thoughts and become indoctrinated into your virgin!etho fanclub 👀

Okay, buckle up for major rambling and big time rpf brainrot under the cut to save your eyes.

My big brained theory is that Etho still lives at home. I don't think he's ever felt any need to move out cause he's already getting everything he needs for cheaper. And I think he was brought up to be extremely frugal.

My other big brained theory is that there's some kind of religious aspect. Not that he thinks he has to stay "pure". But that there are certain expectations from his family on the kind of woman he should be dating (from the church) and so he doesn't try. I think he's the king of settling and there's maybe an aro part of him, which means he doesn't care enough to make the effort.

I think these are the two major factors to virgin!Etho -- he's not out there trying to pick up women cause he can't bring them home (lack of privacy). And he's not out there dating (lack of time, effort, approval from family) to make it further than maybe a drink or two with someone.

I think his best bet of getting laid was during high school, but there wasn't any interest from other people, and then he started to focus on Minecraft stuff. Also, cause he never went to college, he never got the away-from-home-and-slutting-it-up experience.

I don't think he cares at all. I don't think he feels any pressure to change the fact that he's a virgin and I don't think Mr. 3am Minecraft Session wants to date/marry someone who might hold him back.

I think he doesn't make suggestive/sex jokes or swear ever because it's not allowed in his family. I think he's used to hentai and his right hand. I think he doesn't know a single way to please a woman, but would be easy to teach. I think he doesn't make a sound when he comes. I think he regularly gets nosebleeds from jerking it. I think a sexy photo from Gem would make his brain short circuit. I'm so unwell. Someone take my keyboard away.

[loadedchekhovsgun]

Wonderin if you’ve got any cWilbur disability headcanons 🤔 Or just overall headcanons if you want 🙏

Ohoho. depends on the era!!!! i don't really have anything Specific down other than post-finale (my timeline) but 2nd death his left arm is like Fucked and there's a lot of moments where it's straaight up unusable because he was shot in the Shoulder Blade and it got infected and almost had to be amputated 😬 that man for Sure needs mobility aids holy Crap like a cane at Least and a wheelchair for like Really bad days i feel like that man should not be up and about post war

also his eyesight is Screwed but his glasses broke while they were fleeing after being exiled and he just never got new prescriptioned ones? his eyes are super fucked post revival though so thats a big reason for the red glasses and also his depth perception is just as bad

he has a hearing issue i havent fully decided on because of that one incident during election era where straight up his hearing was fucked for like a full minute or two but it's totally amplified by his sensory issues so sometimes the world just goes hella muffled or so unbearably loud he cant comprehend a Thing and also he has Incredibly awful tinnitus oh my god

he's an asthmatic as well the smoking does not help

pre death he suffers consistent horrible migraines but post they are straight up Debilitating. he also suffers intense nosebleeds and chronic pain, alongside phantom pain in his death scar

his height contributes heavily to consistent dizziness and loss of balance for SURE. his centre of gravity? nonexistent

post finale my timeline because of the lightning scars he needs those mobility aids BBIGTIME and suffers straight up occasional paralysis alongside having corneal edema, total loss of hearing in the left and significant loss in the right, inconsistent peripheral vision loss due to retinal + spinal damage, and theres like other stuff too

i'll cut the ramble HHERE but i think thats it anyways he is a man of suffering dear lord someone get him a prescription

[nectarine-neuroticism]

<Warning: This Eill be PURE Nonsense> So, I watched two insane episodes of television today – one by myself, Lost: s4e9 "The Shape of Things to Come," and one with my roommate, Severance: s2e8 "Sweet Vitriol."

I will be grappling with them for a while, especially the Lost episode because it involves the death of a beloved character.

This will NOTTT be coherent because these are just ramblings before I drift off to sleep, but I just wanted to get this out there.

So, Cobel-centric episode, right? A breathtaking cinematic episode based in worldbuilding and human connection, which is one of the most important things in Sci-Fi imo. I've seen some people say shit like, "Oh, this seems like a completely different show" / "This episode didn't even feel like Severance," well... baby, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it is. Patricia Arquette has this way of consuming the energy in a room as an actress and spitting it out as something unnerving - she leaves you with baited breath, wondering what the hell she'll do next - kiss her old flame on her deceased mother's bed, bite her bitter old Aunt Sissy, or huff some ether. This IS Severance. This is its literal foundation, its fucking building blocks. As an avid writer and viewer, I applaud the layers built within this show to be able to clearly call-back to its previous season flawlessly (even as it was crafted over three years ago); by this, I mean all the lore of Harmony Cobel being expanded upon, when so many clues were already sitting so plainly in front of us – we just didn't have all the pieces yet.

I've seen people complain about the pacing of this episode and that it didn't feature Mark and Helly (or Mark and Helena dull 🙄), Devon and Mark, or Irving, Burt, and Fields...do y'all not care about the fact that we haven't seen Dylan in the same amount of time as Irving (his outie, at least)? This show isn't all about romantic relationships - or rather, "ships" - it's about the foundations of these characters and of this alternate universe Severance lands us in. People have completely lost the love for live television; don't get me wrong, this isn't set up to be that way, TV is jam packed into 8-10 episode seasons with limited amount of time for dillydallying. Live television used to have 20+ episodes, mid-season breaks, writers crafting stories week after week in the middle of filming, FILLER-FUCKING-EPISODES! That's the thing with more modernized television these days, they wrap it into a nice little bow, condensing it - perfecting it for viewing as a whole. The thing is with TV, it's still episodic at its core ... this isn't a movie with all the answers laid out for you, sometimes an episode will play out but NOT continue with the main plot line or the main focus for the previous episode. I was more than happy to see Cobel after not having seen her in six episodes - it's about damn time.

You see, if stuff like Severance was filmed around the time Lost was filmed, we'd have an episode of Dylan getting nosebleeds because he keeps picking his nose in the bathroom while taking a shit paralleled with Helly trying to find a way to jailbreak the computers to talk to the outside, we'd have an episode of Irving and Burt frolicking while Mark falls asleep at his desk, things that don't further the actual plit development (like a scenario where we'd have an episode where the power goes out downstairs and they either go exploring and have some revelations or they all get sent home and we get to see their outies). But sometimes episodes aren't about plot development, they are about CHARACTER development. No hide and seek is gonna play out in Severance like random makeshift ping pong would happen in Lost; there are no filler episodes in current-day television, and there haven't been in several years.

Either way, what I'm getting at here is (no fucking clue), I was kind of right about my Kier Scouts theory (first mentionednin this post ,

but I underestimated the cult mindset surrounding the Eagan family – Kier was fucking deitized – average Sci-Fi cult-like religion. Miss Huang IS basically a mini Cobel, the "Wintertide Fellowship," or whatever... BUT Cobel was a child laborer, drug addict, and byproduct of systematic abuse. Likely groomed to be Lumon at the core by Jame Eagan, himself, Helena's father... in every sense of the word. He "saw promise in her" as an eight year-old, then manipulated her into giving up credit for her ideas in order to make them a reality. Severance, the work-life balance she was never allowed, was HER baby. Yes, she's a freak. Yes, she has abused others. But in many, many ways, she is a victim to the corporation she was raised in. And I hope she tears this shit into the ground in whatever way she deems necessary. I thought it was a great episode.

And there are so many historical elements that have me intrigued, because we are not so different than the alternate reality Severance takes place in. There are many places around the world that still allow child labor, and even enforce it, just because it isn't in a "1st world country" doesn't mean it isn't any less vile or understandable. In more well-off countries, at least for children's wellbeing, child factories were pretty much eliminated bit by bit after the FLSA (Fair Labor Standards Act) began to affect the U.S.A. The Severance stories of Imogene and Kier meeting at the Ether Mill had me thinking about how the child laborers in this universe were actually affected - considering Harmony came from a devastatingly poor and drug-ridden town on the ice-capped seaside - I knew ether could be organic or synthesized, so I looked up some things about it in the aftermath of the episode.

I don't know where I was going with that, but that was just one of the rabbitholes I went down, because I kept thinking of abandoned coal mining towns when watching the episode, and was like "Hmm... ether can't be mined, can it? How were they exposed?" And after all that laborious work, Cobel created the concept of severance. That was her baby.

And in Lost, Ben was aiming to protect the island as if it was his - his baby - but in doing so, following Jacob's will supposedly, he truly failed to protect his real baby. I knew it was over the moment his voice wavered, he thought he was calling Keamy's bluff, and the last thing Alex heard her dad say to her was that she meant nothing to him. Am I saying Mark is Cobel's baby? No, I don't know. She is a mad scientist, just like Reghabi, but somehow worse. Do I know what I'm talking about anymore? No. My medicine is kicking in and ai'? Tired. I should wait until tomorrow to psit something g more coherent, maybe even make a cool connections post like ppl do when tey analyze media and are so cool and I can save this as a draft. I will save this as a deaft .

[nosebleed-inglishera]

Well as a thank you for 1k followers! I am doing a small event!

You guys can get to talk to my Nose UTMV designs! (The n is short for nose design because I can't type ND-) You can chat or have your characters interact with them! I might even show you guys glimpses of my other designs!

Here are the rules

1.No Nsfw

2.No selfcest

This event will be open until June 5!

[danganronpafan777]

Dra boys x f!reader who asks them "babe i want a baby" and the boys are like shooked

Also i love your writing!

Thank you!! ☺️ Sorry if this imagine came out a bit more serious then comedic though.

Haruhiko Kobashikawa:

Well...

It's been a while since he's had a nosebleed this big

"...Y/n...Wh-What did you just say..?"

He pinches himself to make sure he's not dreaming

He's perverted sure, but for his girlfriend to suddenly say this...

Haru has no idea what he should say or do, just zoning out at your adorable expression. You were serious about this?? Did you wanna... do it right now?? Get down mister-

He briefly excuses himself to wipe his nose and throw some water on his face. When he talks with you again, he's still bright red, confused, and internally screaming. Stammering, he asks you what you meant, and why you brought it up.

He would love to have kids when the two of you are older, but until then, he doesn't think he can handle that kind of responsibility as a high schooler. 

If you simply meant that you wanted to take your relationship to the next level, he wouldn't be opposed in the slightest.

Utsuro:

"...What."

He remains silent as you repeat yourself. You couldn't remember the last time you've seen this much emotion on your boyfriend's face.

His divine luck made life pretty predictable but you were just full of surprises.

You're gonna have to carry the conversation from there, rambling about how babies were cute, and a bunch of other stuff that Utsuro was too distracted to listen to.

Why would you say this? Did his luck do something for this to occur so randomly? Did he want a child!? 

Okay, hell no. Dealing with Akane and void was enough, and he didn't want a biological kid cursed with his luck. When you ask him what he thinks, he's direct and blunt about it. You were one of the few good things he had in the world, but he had his own boundaries in this relationship. You two were high schoolers. 

He might consider adoption when you're older, but not for a while.

In the end, he wills his luck and gets you a puppy instead.

Teruya Otori:

"Wh-Wha...WHAAAAA?!"

He hurts his mouth from opening it so wide, and his face is so red that you could mistake him for a strawberry. He can't form coherent words for a solid minute.

He excuses himself, and isn't sure how he can even look at you without blushing, knowing you actually wanted to have... with him...

He has no idea what to do, asking advice from his dad would be humiliating, and Haru would never let him live this down... 

Teruya ends up being honest with you, that he'd like to have a kid or two, but not until the both of you are at stable points in your careers. He still has to cover his red face a few times in the conversation out of embarrassment. 

He's flattered, happy to know you want a future with him, but he'd prefer to take things slow.

(His Dad would definitely ask for grandchildren when you guys get older though-)

DRA Yuki Maeda:

"H-Huh!? Y-Y/n!? What do you mean!?"

When you repeat the question, he's even more shocked. Yuki takes a deep breath, and tells you that you're both too young. He's still blushing and the idea is sweet, but he didn't think either of you were ready for that kind of responsibility.

Yuki's taken care of a few younger cousins, and isn't bad with kids, but not great either. He treats them well and takes care of them properly, but he's not the highlight of their night. 

He suggests that the two of you adopt a pet after high school, just to see how it goes. He wouldn't mind having a child with you, but he'd constantly worry about being a dad.

(His mother loves the idea of grandchildren though, and will bring it up a lot as he gets older)

Yamato Kisaragi:

"Okay! I'll get you a-...wait WHAT!?"

Considering how much this boy spoils you, the moment you said you wanted something, it was basically yours. 

But he still knew when to put his foot down. 

Yamato's face is pink, and he'll need a moment to gain his composure. He'd like to be a dad one day, preferably to multiple kids, but he was NOT ready for that yet. Gently taking your hands, he tells you that you're both too young, and should focus on your own futures before bringing a child into the picture.

However, he asks Kinji to let you help with the children at the orphanage, and promises to adopt a pet with you after high school.

He thinks about that moment sometimes, and it never fails to bring a giant blush to his face. 

Kakeru Yamaguchi:

"...."

THUD!

You've broken him. The moment his brain processed those words, he was out. He doesn't wake up for a while, and when he does, he's frozen in shock. 

If you repeat what you said, he'll just pass out again. Kanata might have to sedate him...

As for actually having kids, the topic will always fluster him, no matter how old the two of you are. Kakeru would only be comfortable having kids after both of you have finished high school, and he has finished law school and payed off any debt or loans. 

He's hesitant on the idea in general, not sure if he'll make a good father, but he'll eventually give in. 

Kinji Uehara:

"...I'm sorry?"

He can't stop himself from blushing, and he's extremely confused on why you would say that so suddenly-

"Y/n...I'm... not sure where to start..."

He'll bring you somewhere private and talk with you there. He's shocked, sure, but handles the situation maturely. You can't help but tease him a bit as he tries to stop himself from internally freaking out.

Kinji sits the both of you down, and you have a long discussion about intimacy and your plans for the future.

As a devoted priest, he has taken a vow of celibacy, so you shouldn't expect biological children. However, when the two of you are old enough, he'd be more than happy to adopt children with you. 

Mitch Higa:

"I... uhh...where is this coming from?"

Very confused. He'd love to get intimate with you, but he's not sure if he wants kids yet, and definitely not when his soccer career is just beginning. 

The conversation would be awkward, but he'd try to be upfront about it. For the next couple of years, the answer was definitely no, but later on.... He'll think about it.

Over the years, anytime a kid excitedly comes up to him, usually asking for an autograph or picture, he keeps thinking of that moment. 

...And he just can't stop thinking about it.

Initially, he'd like a few sons, but would end up loving any child of his equally regardless of gender. Mitch would love it if they liked soccer, but if not, he'd still love them just as much.

Still, he'd like the two of you to live your lives to the fullest, and not miss out on your youth. 

Tsurugi Kinjo:

"Absolutely not. We're high schoolers."

He shuts it down quick.

It did catch him off guard, but he's fast to respond. He genuinely can't imagine why you think that's a good idea. The two of you had your whole lives ahead of you.

He gives you a stern talking to about the responsibility and impact the child would have on both of your lives, and how the two of you might have to drop out of school to care for it. (Tsurugi definitely refers to babies as "it")

 Honestly, he doesn't even like it when you joke about that kind of thing. He doesn't want to think of a child as an obstacle, but it would greatly interfere with his work.

Not matter your age, Tsurugi would always be hesitant about kids, but if you push enough, he might agree to a child when you're both stable and well into your careers.

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Random DM Mikey ramblings...

I just remembered that the original plan for Mikey's recapture was a bit different than what I ended up writing...

What was originally going to happen was that the gang had stayed at the lair or maybe returned after a week at the resort once they felt it was safe to do so. But the group would leave one day because of hero duty and Mikey would be alone at the lair (Splinter was sleeping or something). Mikey would hear what he thought was Leo in the tunnels and ran out to search for him, only to be cornered by Ms. Campbell and Timothy, who tranq him before he can run away.

The big thing I cut was that Timothy purposefully injured Mikey after he was tranqed, giving him a nosebleed and scraping his face across the ground to make it appear he had been violently attacked while also leaving a trail, which would provoke the turtles to attempt a rescue and inevitably get them all captured at once.

I scrapped this after I'd decided that the gang would leave the lair, meaning that the setting would have to change. I also didn't see the need for Timothy to go along since Ms. Campbell was perfectly capable of doing it on her own. And in the end, while I do love writing whumps and stuff, the additional injuries felt unnecessary and kinda forced, only there to show the already obvious lack of mental stability in Timothy.

[akamikazae]

oh my god im dying to know what you wrote for bokami!!

Ah! thanks for asking! <3 I don’t have much, mainly just vague plot ideas and lil bits of dialogue. 

Akami went to Nohebi high school - hehe snek school, Where she played volleyball. Tho she and Bokuto don’t officially meet until their sophomore year of College. Bokuto and Kuroo are college roommates + vball teammates. Kuroo and Akami also have a couple classes tg. Bokuto's trying very hard to get though her cynicism and trust issues. And she finds him and his cringe-fail optimism and thoughtfulness very endearing.  ~I have this lil scene and then some more blabby- plot stuff under the cut

Bokuto cannot help himself, he’s darting around the court like his life depends on it and calling after every ball. A kill, two digs, service ace after service ace. Everytime he so much as touches the ball he glances to the stands, to where Akami is sitting. He needs to make sure she’s watching. This is the first time she’s been able to come and see him, even if it is just practice. He scrambles out of bounds to keep the shanked ball in play.  “Take it easy”, Coach calls. But Bokuto can’t help it. It’s like he’s got the zoomies.   Another kill, straight shot, down the line, three blockers, no touch. He’s amped up. “Nice kill,” Semi cheers. As he goes up to serve.   Bokuto glances over at Akami, she’d brought her homework with her, case files spread out on the bleachers. She’s leaning on her civil procedure textbook, watching him watch her. She gives him a small thumbs up of approval as he continues to stare at her, like he’d been doing all day. He gives one back, smiles big with all his teeth. It is only then that he turns his attention back to the game, the game that had continued despite his own personal pause. The ball is spiked by his teammate directly into Bokuto’s face. The gymnasium rings out in a chorus of “ooohs.” The whistle sounds, giving the other side a point and ending the rally. Bokuto is doing his very best to play it off like it didn’t hurt and that he’s perfectly fine despite the nosebleed and the ‘Mikasa’ logo imprinted on the side of his face.  “You okay?” Akami asks, cringing at the blood on his t-shirt as he sinks down on the bleachers in the row in front of her. “I’m fine- I’m great!” He says, pinching his nose. Akami closes her textbook, “You don’t look so great.”  They both turn their attention back to the game. “You know, I have a lot of homework, maybe I should finish up at the library.”  “No, no you don’t have to go.” He scrambles. “I’ll be back in in no time!”  “I don’t want to distract you,” she says  “Oh , what, no you’re not distracting me!” “This-” he gestures to his nose, “this is nothing, don’t worry about it, it happens all the time.”  Akami raises her brow, doing her best not to laugh. “You get hit in the face all the time?”  “Yeah--No! I mean…uhh,” He sighs to himself, tipping his head back in defeat, “I’m shutting up now.” He has completely and utterly embarrassed himself in front of her, yet again. He sinks back into the small space between the bleachers, hoping that the universe will take pity on him and open up a crater in the earth to swallow him whole. Or at the very least let him hide beneath the stands.     Akami chuckles beneath her breath and scoots down to the bleacher seat beside him. “Here”, she says, handing him a few napkins she scrounged up from her bag. "and you should tip your head forward." Bokuto perks up immediately, smiling through his embarrassment and thanking her, as if she handed him a gold medal and not some crumpled up old napkins from the dining hall. She rests her chin in her hand, while he takes her advice and stares at his sneakers, nose pinched with the napkins rambling excitedly about how he's been working on back row attacks. Akami can't help it, she smiles back, hiding her grin in her palm. **

— I’m sorry but I can’t have story without some level of angst lol. They date for almost two years, and as they’re getting ready to go into their senior year of College Bokuto gets drafted in the V league. He decides to surprise her with the news, which totally backfires. Akami takes it as a slight, in that he doesn’t consider her in his future. She low-key waits for him to ask her to move with him, but he doesn’t because he doesn’t want her to uproot her life and opportunities for him. She stays in Tokyo, finishing school and working an internship at a law firm, he moves to Osaka. They break up.

Three years go by. They run into each other at hotel. She’s there for the work, he’s there for a game. They decide to try being friends again, because they miss having each other in their lives. She goes to his games when she can or they meet up when he’s nearby or vice versa. She has to go to Osaka for work, he offers—insists— she stay with him so he can show her around the city. She doesn’t have the heart to tell him no, even though she’d been to the city many times. Staying just friends doesn’t last they hookup her last night there, he tells her he still loves her, etc, etc. And they try doing the long distance thing. I haven’t exactly figured out how to keep them tg yet, without one of them having to give up their job, but I am working on it. Okay big ramble over lol ! thanks for asking! And thanks again for giving me them ❤︎₊ ⊹ wip game

[fortemelody]

miku expo was legit the best day of my life so i wanna ramble about it

edit: found this in my drafts and wanted to revive it even if this took place like a month ago now lmao

first off i wanna kinda stress something that i honestly might get flamed for

i was in the pit, literally the third row, and around the halfway mark people who didn’t have wristbands on (that you get if you’re in the pit) finagled their way in and no security stopped them. this was like 5 people near me and like 3 more on the opposite side of the chairs. i could barely move cus i was so squished in by them and beforehand i was taking the opportunity to jump and dance becus i was in the aisle becus it was very spacious.

i personally see this as wrong. like i understand the feeling so much of not having good seats becus they are expensive. my bsf’s parents payed for these seats and that was the closest i’ve ever been/probably will ever be at a concert. i am eternally greatful for them. however, if i were at any other concert with my regular nosebleed seats, i would not move up to somewhere where the seats were obviously filled and payed for. people work hard to have the kind of money to spend on good tickets, and i felt like they were stripping away all of that just becus there was some open space and no one from security happen to be watching

i do feel kinda bad becus my friend was complaining a little too loud and vulgarly without a proper confrontation and i was saying things like “yeah” and “real” and i think they eventually kinda heard us but they didn’t do anything in response until i finally asked them nicely to at least step back so i could move around. most of them listened then but one person didn’t.

i want to acknowledge that i probably wasn’t perfect either in a different aspect becus i was legit screaming my head off and i realize now that behavior can definitely be distracting. i forgot that convention idol etiquette very much applies to even a virtual concert because there are others around me that might not appreciate my loudness who aren’t performing, along with the band members (although they prob couldn’t hear me from backstage).

wanted to address my thoughts on the screen too. honestly i still think it’s a weird call (and would make a lot of sense if it was by crunchyroll) and i still think it’s rather cheap but i can at least acknowledge that the visuals were pretty crisp. im assuming it also helped people see it from super far away better. it was definitely not an experience ruiner by any means but it was pretty jarring for the first 10 mins or so.

anyways, on to the good moments. at the end i shouted thank you to the band members when they came out and one of them saw me gave me the heart hands AND IT WAS SO FUCKING SWEET AHHH

i went into this only knowing about 5 songs for the set list and i’m so glad for that becus the suprises kept hitting me. some of the most hyped songs for me were unknown mother goose and fraulen biblioteca. i was so happy they played a wowaka song becus he deserves to be honored in multiple countries. and with fraulen i have a video recording of it where me and my bsf’s convo went like this:

“i can’t believe they did it”

“what?”

“I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID IT”

“ME TOO”

(for context we were debating which songs would get played on the way there and we wanted this one but thought it had a slim chance. also meiko is my fav soooo)

ALSO we didn’t know we got VIP till someone told us (thank you kind stranger). the tote bag is really nice and i’ve gotten a ton of use out of it. and i used the fan in place of a penlight the whole time- idk how it didn’t break. as for the other stuff it was just kinda meh to me.

lastly we got a shit ton of confetti from the cannon and passed some out to people and took a couple for ourselves too. i’m so glad they did that it was a nice touch and it looked so beautiful as it was falling tbh

i think that’s all i gotta say but i might make some fanart to commemorate it later (i just said this same thing in a post a couple days ago and i haven’t even started *that* drawing yet….oopsies).