#not a stark (ooc)

[astermagnolia]

Dp x Daredevil (marvel)

I am obsessed with fatherly Matt murdock aka Daredevil right now (also, warning, i know very little about matt murdock other than the broad strokes and common things but i do know hes also catholic)

Anyways.

Danny has to leave his universe whether it's because of his parents or the GIW (im leaning towards GIW for last minute Fenton redemption and maximum guilt). During the last battle, the GIW used an experimental weapon, some kind mix of hazardous chemical and Ectoplasm (the fentons created but abandoned when they focused on other things) which they aimed for his chest. It malfunctioned and sprayed in his eyes just as Danny was fleeing through a portal.

Whatever the mix was, it burned.

Danny, due to the pain, just wanted to get as far away as from his world so the Infinite Realms listened and opened a portal to the Marvel universe in front of Danny which he entered.

When Danny woke up, he could tell he was somewhere else but when he opened his eyes he could not see (everything was extremely blurry and just vague blobs even when they were right up to his face). He started panicking and that's when he realized all other senses have also been dialed up. His senses were already enhanced when he had (half) died but this time, it was as if someone put them on maximum and then broke the dial when they tried to go further. He could hear people's heartbeat and breathing from several feet away, he could hear their conversations as they walked the sidewalk and even from inside the buildings. Hell, he swears he can hear the buzzing of every insect in the vicinity and the flap of several birds wings as they flew.

Danny tried to cover his ears but that didn't help. Especially as his skin scraped across the pavement and it felt like he could touch and discern every little bump on the ground.

(his senses basically got enhanced just as Matt'd did)

He wandered the alleyways of new york unaware of where he is. He ends up passing out due to overstimulation and extreme stress.

That's when Matt finds him as he's out as Daredevil. Finds this young boy (as far as he can sense) and takes him back to his apartment, extremely concerned that this boy is passed out near some garbage and his heartbeat. It's extremely slow. Calls Foggy to help him and Foggy describes that the boy looks really young. Like, hasn't hit his preteen years yet (deaged danny to like 10/11 but you can keep him the same age as Peter for besties) and his clothes are all ripped and burned. And then he describes how his face, particularly, around the eyes.

And Matt assumes the worst. Which he should! But he assumes that what blinded Danny is the same chemical that blinded him.

Anyways, cut to Matt teaching Danny how to deal with the enhanced senses and making an identity for Danny. Danny excelling in STEM and maybe getting the attention of Tony Stark (I think that would be funny)

Thats all i got

[bravelostgirl]

oh if I had the brain power to put this into a fan fic prompt idea (inspiration from their recent model shoots).

Evan and Eddie both are models but with two different agencies yet they end up meeting up and interest is peaked.

[soliadiaz]

snippet rpf sunday i guess

Oliver sees fans going crazy over his story with Aisha. And uh oh, that is not a usual kind of crazy. What happened there?

Oh fuck, oh shit.

It’s Bobby in the coffin. It’s fucking Bobby in the fucking coffin.

He quickly deletes the story but the damage is already done. And someone already texted him to rub the salt in the wound.

ryan: 

Did you really spoil Bobby in the coffin? Lol. Lmao even

oliver: 

oh shut up you know what? you should stop scrolling fandom spaces, it fries your brain

ryan: 

Whatever I’m not the one who spoiled Bobby in the coffin

oliver:

literally can you stop? that could be an april’s fool joke!

ryan:

Or what?

oliver:

or i’ll put you in the coffin

ryan:

Uh oh, fans will not like it

oliver:

i literally do not fucking care

It’s not every day your TV found family dad dies. Okay, maybe it’s more likely occurrence on this show, but still. It’s not every day your TV found family dad is being buried alive in the coffin. And it’s not every day you’re spoiling it in the fucking Instagram stories. So forgive him for being a little bit pissed off.

ryan:

Do not think I won’t drug you to the coffin with me

oliver:

you want to be in a confined space with me so bad it makes you look stupid hope you know that and they say the romance is dead

ryan:

The romance is dead.  Did you forget Buck is not in love with Eddie? Cause he’s a renter. And straight

oliver:

forget? i played it! can’t wait for buck to stop denying the obvious though

ryan:

Why? You want Buck to be with Eddie? You want Buck to kiss Eddie? You want to kiss me so bad It makes you look stupid Hope you know that

oliver:

hey now that’s my words also no i just can’t do it anymore with tommy i can’t keep kissing that man honestly that makes me want to gag every time but i’m being so brave about it i’ll have you know! and you know what? yeah i’d rather kiss you than him

ryan:

So you do want to kiss me 😏

oliver:

only if i have to choose

ryan:

Yeah sure Pity that Buddie is dead

oliver:

that’s not what you were saying in that interview “and i think we all – especially oliver and i – are curious, what’s their story?” have you lost faith since then? have you betrayed our buddie bound?

ryan:

Do not start this if you’re gonna lose I always appreciated Buddie

oliver:

oh no it’s you who’s losing it’s me who was gonna play it like that anyway and what is your input to buddie canon, huh? mister “they're brothers”

ryan:

Did you forget that Eddie's character stayed in the show for more than one episode only because I am just that amazing?  There wouldn't be Buddie at all without me So checkmate

oliver:

well my character is already bisexual in canon because i was so brave to go with this whole plotline with that man paved the way for buddie or whatever so i'm still in the lead you gotta give me that for all my suffering

ryan:

Yeah, yeah, okay Eddie is gonna be gay soon though!  Hashtag trust, or so they say

[spidergrotto]

in a happier universe, peter's main concern right now would be trying not to seem like a complete loser in front of the avengers, he throws whatever object is closest at tony when he mentions peters (limited edition) lego sets, tries to watch the news whenever someone is around, and pretends he has no interest in the new star wars when he’s at the tower.

it takes him a few months but he slowly realizes that the avengers might be even worse than he is, he catches bucky wandering around eating dry cereal out of the box and chugging a glass of milk moments after, tony has hyper fixated on gravity falls and somehow dragged both peter and wanda into it, steve and sam have well over a hundred hours on the sims, and movie night has turned into a roblox fashion famous competition ( natasha and bruce keep winning. )

they get less and less intimidating over time and peter feels more and more comfortable around them.

[oh-to-be-a-murderer]

Hey guyyyyyyys, I'm like so so so so so sorry but I'll have to quit tumblr.

I'm in a bit of a pickle and I'll need to keep myself pretty empty for a while. And it's probably gonna be like a lo g time. I have this exam in like 2 months and tumblr has been taking most my time of the day so unfortunately I'll be deleting it and I'll probably be back, if not never, around December 2025! Not even 2024. I'll need to keep myself completely off of all content so that I can pass this exam. Please wish me luck.

This also means all my other accounts will also be inactive. I am not deleting any, just being inactive.

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[amplifyme]

Sandor Clegane, the wordsmith.

The Hound escorted her across the drawbridge. As they were winding their way up the step, she said, "Why do you let people call you a dog? You won't let anyone call you a knight."

"I like dogs better than knights. My father's father was kennelmaster at The Rock. One autumn year, Lord Tytos came between a lioness and her prey. The lioness didn't give a shit that she was Lannister's own sigil. Bitch tore into my lord's horse and would have done for my lord too, but my grandfather came up with the hounds. Three of his dogs died running her off. My grandfather lost a leg, so Lannister paid him for it with lands and a towerhouse, and took his son to squire. The three dogs on our banner are the three that died, in the yellow of autumn grass. A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face."

A Clash of Kings

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 3)

Oikawa (internally, as he aims his serves): sometimes it seems so easy to snap his arm in half

Hanamaki: why did god make bugs that bite us Matsukawa: don’t lose to them, bite them back!

Iwaizumi: LORD I AM NOT YOUR NICEST SOLDIER

Watari: sanity check, how are you guys?

Yahaba (screaming at Kyoutani): THIS WAS YOUR SECOND CHANCE HOW CAN YOU FUCK THIS UP

Kyoutani: "organizer of the group" bitch who assigned you

Kindaichi: this is so CRAZY I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION! i can't let kageyama's pathetic ass be

Kunimi: ughhhh can’t i just say that im at home but cant leave for some important reason

Ushijima: i literally live in a jungle jungle. he lives in a concrete jungle. why is he making my life HARDER?

Goshiki: i’m going to cry coach asked me to give him the paper i was holding so he held his hands out Reon: and? Goshiki: I MISUNDERSTOOD SO I GAVE HIM A HIGH FIVE  Reon: oh, that's fine Goshiki: I WANT TO FALL INTO A HOLE I FEEL SO STUPID

Shirabu: who’s gonna tell goshiki that he’s not the main character Shirabu, again: if he still bothers me when i’m in med school, i’m gonna turn him into a cadaver

Tendou: i once bit a barbie's fingers off when i was a kid Semi: what the fuck

Washijo (ranting about Karasuno, particularly Hinata and Kageyama): why are they always doing things together, have some independence

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[ategods]

hello i love writing my characters being in love. anyone else

[skyheld]

the concept of gatt marrying dhavi is so funny because veilguard gatt is nice and he does the chores but any inquisitor knows him as a hissing ball of paranoid rage for the half year or so he stayed with them after going tal-vashoth and he's mortified just by the thought of meeting them again

[oneday-23]

Stop saying that if Tony Stark were alive he'd be laughing at John Walker. He's been right there in the comics as a senior slowly teaching John to be a better hero.

Tony Stark doesn't laugh at John Walker, it's yourselves who want to laugh at John Walker. Don't think of pathetic ooc remarks an give the character away.

Even though everyone is pissed at John for being an asshole and wanting to kick him off the team, Stark is willing to give him another chance.

One of the first things Stark did after forming his new team was to implore Wanda to persuade John Walker to stay on the team.

After John Walker relaxed into the team, Stark was proud to tell Hank Pym that he hadn't been wrong about John

Even if you guys say that comics are comics and the MCU is the MCU.

The first person Stark would mock if he was alive would be Steve Rogers who abandoned his friends and went back to live in the past, not John Walker who worked hard to try and protect more people.

The MCU's Stark still tries to teach Wanda to be a hero after the way she's treated him and the Avengers (though maybe his tactics are more like restricting personal freedom).

Why would you guys think that Stark would taunt a very hard working soldier who was just pushed out by the US government to be a mascot, but accidentally wants to do real work to protect others so badly? Do you guys think Stark is some kind of crybaby tantrum kid who loses Steve Rogers?

Tony Stark doesn't laugh at John Walker, it's yourselves who want to laugh at John Walker. Don't think of pathetic ooc remarks an give the character away.

[atopvisenyashill]

so alex russo in wizards of waverly place is the latest victim of this and i started spiraling. what if arya starts a northern version of the gold cloaks.

[thanatologie]

honestly (i say, piggybacking off of @fatedvoyage's post) the fact that so many ships i've had through the years have started as a joke says some...interesting things about me, i guess.

buckytony wasn't a joke, necessarily, but i lost the steering wheel to the bus on that one pretty early on and it's been a [mumbled number of years] since that whole thing even started and they are, by far, my favorite, top tier ship for tony. i love them and their stupid inside jokes and their stupid little domestic life and their stupid little adventures.

a friend and i had a ship for tony and maccready (yes, that maccready) that started out as me testing a romance mod on a tony fo4 playthrough that led to several unfortunate ingame events (you ever try to romance a companion and get turned down because buddy-) that i got laughed at about until we weren't laughing anymore because it was like you know what and still has a special place in my heart umpteen years later just because it existed and was some juicy characterization digging and a...slightly unorthodox take on romance in the irradiated world.

emmrich and zevran, i...i honestly don't have any excuse for that one, i hate that it literally started out as me bullying dean about taking that old man to pound town on a playthrough and he picked zevran and now i hate myself for how much i kind of love?? them??? like i am legitimately mad about it. this was supposed to be for giggles to make fun of dean about, i wasn't supposed to sit here and rotate them in seriousness.

anyway, trip down memory lane to the gazebo we're standing in today listening to zevran's bad pick up lines aside, that's the thing, right. like the ships i still look back on most fondly (like maccready's rper no longer writes on tumblr, for example) or that i hold closest to my heart have a common element of like...we were joking until we weren't? or we tossed out the script (such as in buckytony's case) because the inmates were running the asylum, anyway, you know what i mean?

i do not, under any circumstances, set out to ship just to ship, it's just not my thing, but man when the blorbos click, or they click unexpectedly, that's just. 👌😩 there's a couple here that are starting to veer into that territory and i'm sitting here nose pressed to the window like SICKOS_yes_HAHA_YES.jpg over it all.

sometimes your blorbo points at the idiot blorbo you were making fun of and says that one, and you're stuck with those bad decisions until you gaslight yourself into looking at them as warm fuzzies, is what i'm saying.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

…

WHY

WHY WOULD YOU ADD IT TO THAT READING LIST?!?!

IT HAS NOTHING SPICY

WHAT IN THE WORLD

[aelirus]

wait wait wait. also. ALSO

cyrus really breaking the family mold because, even though he, his parents and all of his notable ancestors (like cyllene... or my sengoku-period oc) ended up having notable positions in society... they were all ultimately fine in taking-part in their system and staying by that rigidly. (they hate change. autistic bastards)

CYRUS (ily genius man... young man who actually dared to go so beyond his family because he could NOT care about their standards anymore) said fuck this whole system, i'm going to do my own thing and im going to gun for it. it'll be so outside of the norm no one will believe i can do it.

and of course, not only because he was absolutely an asshole who disregarded everything good in the world to be selfish but also because he went so obviously and loudly against the grain, he was made infamous for it.

[the-official-star-lord]

Part 1: Dani

Posting this here bc I’m more followed but it is tagged with my main blog. I made good on my threat of editing other people’s OCs

Part 1/2

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[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

It is finished!

The Hoax by happyaspie

No Archive Warnings Apply | Rated T | Word Count 75,336 | Tony Stark & Peter Parker | OOC May Parker | Mystery | Complete!

Summary: Even after years of no evidence, Tony Stark refused to stop looking for his kidnapped son. Some people called it false hope, others called it fatherly love. But May Parker called it an opportunity.

“You and that kid share quite a few similarities, and the case has so little evidence. With your help, I really think we could use those things to our advantage.” Peter was dubious. “How, though?” he asked, his tone teetering toward sarcasm. It was a natural impulse that he couldn’t consistently avoid. No matter how hard he tried. “What do you want me to do? Knock on Tony Stark's front door and pretend to be Arno?” May said nothing as she stared at him from across the table. Initially, he didn’t understand. But as she elevated her eyebrows and tilted her head, it clicked. That was exactly what May wanted him to do.