#not an incorrect quote sorry xoxo

[incorrect-victorious]

hey i would just like to remind u guys of the no nsfw rule !! that goes for both quote submissions and asks!! no issue if u didn’t realize just thought to remind everyone!

[thebiggestboloser]

Drunk! Anna: We’re going to win, Kat!

Kat: Not if you get murdered by Lina for waking her up we wont

Drunk! Anna: Lina can’t murder me, I’ve got to go to the finals!

Kat: Better shut up then

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New fanfiction just dropped!

Anna and Kat have managed to reach the final of their community netball tournament, and do NOT want the other queens to find out.

They do, of course. And they make it their mission to embarrass them as much as possible.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37568371

[incorrectxodxobdquotes]

Shiloh: I'm going to change the world

Nate: for the better, right?

Shiloh: OvO

Nate: For the better, right?

[thatoneao3writer]

Yet another post of random incorrect quotes because guess who's bored again XD (sorry this ended up being so long jalkdfjalsk)

...

Tommy, during an apocalyptic scale disaster: The world just ended. And that is NOT poggers.

...

Tubbo, while in a safe house with Ranboo during the Crimsonpocalypse: Ranboo. Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop?

Ranboo: ...what. What cheese shop?

Tubbo, snickering: Yeah, well. The Brie was everywhere.

Ranboo: ...

Ranboo: ...this apocalypse has officially gone on for too long.

...

Bad before killing the Crimson: Hello, demons. It's me. Ya boi. *unleashes attack*

...

Tommy, just after a mission briefing: Sorry for spacing out, there's a lot of thoughts in my mind. What are we supposed to do again?

Ranboo: Thoughts? In your mind? Unrealistic.

Tommy:

Tommy: I will break into your house and repaint all your furniture & walls slightly different shades every week until you lose your mind.

(Unfortunately for Tommy, Ranboo can't remember the shade the day before and doesn't notice the difference. Tommy keeps doing it, but doesn't realize that it doesn't have any effect...other than multiple paint companies wondering where the fuck their paint supply disappeared to).

...

Tommy: That's ridiculous! I'm a big man! I'm poggers and very strong and stoic.

Tubbo: Literally yesterday you cried over dragons.

Tommy, tearing up: They can't blow out their birthday candles...

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Tommy: I’m Mr Zoomer and I zoom and I speed and I cause traffic jams.

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Velvet to the teller, while robbing a bank: Hello, can you help me? You see, i'm very gay and I need a few dollars.

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Punz, during a date: No skeletons in your closet, I hope?

Sam Nook, a robot: I don’t have a skeleton

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Karl: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?

Sapnap, rolling his eyes: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to scare you.

...

Quackity, over text and responding to the 18 missed calls he missed from Karl while running from Schlatt (again): Sorry I didn't text sooner. Might've been somewhat kidnapped and stabbed but on my way back. Will be there in time for dinner! See you soon xoxo

Karl: SOMEWHAT kidnapped???? Stabbed??? What the HONK

Sapnap: who are they AND WHERE DO I FIND THEM I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM AND MAKE SURE THEY'LL BURN IN HELL- [insert numerous ways of torturing the person with fire]

(also hc that sapnap and quackity's form of flirting/love declaration is not "I'll love you to the moon and back" or "I'll move mountains for you", but it's threatening to hurt/kill those who hurt them - which unnerved karl at first but he finds it really sweet and hot.)

(pls don't kill me for this hc XD)

...

(around the time Sam and Ponk first started dating)

Sam, seeing Ponk in his hoodie for the umpteenth time: God, Ponk, why don't you ever wear your own clothes??? You have a million other hoodies.

Ponk, huddling in the thick hoodie: I like your hoodie, it makes me feel-

Sam: -like a thief?

Ponk, blushing: No. It makes me feels safe :)

Sam, blushing as well: ...awwwwwwww ponkie <3

...

Sam: Is something burning?

Ponk: Just my love for you

Sam: …

Ponk: And possibly also the lemon cake I was baking.

...

Ponk: Sam, ju- just please stop reheating tea in the microwave and start boiling it in a kettle like a normal person??

Sam: no <3

...

Sam, in response to a villain mocking Ponk "oh, your boyfriend has to come and save your ass again huh" when Sam arrives as backup for a mission: You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness, and warmth when I shiver in cold. His heart overflows with the kindness of which this world is not worthy of. I love this man beyond measure and reason.

Sam: He's not my boyfriend. He's all, and he's more.

Villain: ....

Ponk, blushing like hell: ...you're an incurable romantic.

...

(bonus)

Nug, during the death arena (sorry for this but this just sounded funny): FUCK being the bigger person! I'm just- I'm just gonna start biting people.

...

(bonus part 2)

(hc that quackity only opens up about his past whenever he drinks till he's really drunk and babbling and that's how sapnap and karl finds out about his past as an experiment subject.)

(and here's how one such "opening-up heart-to-heart session" might play out)

Quackity, drinking and sees Schlatt somehow show up on TV: J MOTHERFUCKING SCHLATT??? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SCHLATT. GOD DAMN FOOL, DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD, IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE, BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS, LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKIN J SCHLATT.

Karl: ...umm Big Q, maybe you shouldn't drink any more-

Quackity: FUCKING J SCHLATT, if I wanted to get into heaven and God said fucking J SCHLATT is waiting inside, I would piss on God's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.

Sapnap: ...Karl, do you think we should get Puffy for this-

Quackity: FUCK that man and all he's ever done. He better have some fucked up backstory for this. If he's just some rich shithead who did all this fucked up shit for the sole purpose of his pleasure and entertainment, I will go fucking ham. Asshole's better have been experimented on himself cause if he didn't I'm going to fucking make him.

Karl, pulling his phone out: ooohkay I think we should give her a call.

Quackity: WHERE THE FUCK IS J SCHLATT. If he's still alive then I'm going to really fucking wish he wasn't and put him six feet under myself. Crusty. old. man. I'll punch J Schlatt and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist, and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one final bottle of his stupid alcohol stash, a bottle so fucking old that it has an inscription on the bottom saying "NOW You Fucked Up" in ancient Yiddish.

Sapnap, hugging Quackity and trying to gently take the bottle from him: Hey, enough of that-

Quackity, snatching it back and taking one last sip from the bottle of whiskey: I'm fine. Motherfucking screw J Schlatt. Rot in hell for all I care. Gonna go to his funeral for the sole purpose of making an eulogy. "May his memory be fucking scorched from the earth and as insignificant as the fucking worm that he was." Perfect.

(dw quackity is doing okay after that! why wouldn't he be, when he has his boyfriends to help him? :] )

- 🏒

(incorrect quotes taken from various sources - kudos if you figure out where quackity's rant is from)

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

The "I encourage you not to die" quote is from Kubo and the Two Strings. I noticed you had it sourced as unknown at the present time. I've used that one for an incorrect quotes blog myself so I recognized it. Love your blog! xoxo

oh, you're right!! sorry about that, forgot to source it before i queued it, whoops. thanks for pointing that out!! off to fix it now!

[cosmiclatte28]

I am not leaving, please don't leave me

Hello everyone, I seldom you ever see this coming to your homepage or you even bother reading to the end.

As you see, I am away for almost a week, I've logged out of tumblr in my phone. I only check it when I open my laptop but I tried my best not to open the activity and anything. I just check on the chats and messages.

Yes I am busy with this crazy physics summer class, but there's another reason I choose to log out of tumblr in my phone.

I opened it way too much and also I am starting to feel pressured. I started writing as a way to express my emotion, but as I get notes, comments and just all of your love and attention, it made me feel like I have to write something as good or I won't be making you happy. I also find my incorrect superm no longer as entertaining (there's way funnier incorrect quotes blog who's just so good in making them).

The past few weeks posts you are seeing were already scheduled and I am still finishing on my WIP, Collab calls, and requests but as you see I feel like my writing gets less note (and though I know I shouldn't compare my writing to number of notes) it still makes me nervous and I doubt myself even thinking if I can no longer write something fresh and new. Like everything is written and wayy nicer than mine. My collab project is still running, these authors are great. I've heard some of their concepts and I am so excited to compile their works together in the end (please give me some time).

I am tearing up as I write this. Never have I thought I'd reach this point where I feel pressurized by notes, and it's silly super stupid but hey it disturbs me.

So, I am sorry if I will be less active maybe for another week. I need to change my mindset again and maybe after 2 weeks of break,I can go back to being me :)

To my moots who have been keeping my days here bright, thank you and please wait for me to come back :( don't leave me.

To my friends here (all blogs who see this),thank you for helping me and please wait for me as I come back with a more mature mind

That's all. If you read it to this part, thank you and leave a ✨.

I'll be back in a week stay safe, stay hydrated and stay healthy

xoxo, cosmic

PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR MY JULY COLLAB PROJECTS. I put them on queue already :)

[noyin]

Forrest has an announcement!!!!💜💜

!!Hello I have an announcement for everyone who follows lav, here, and likes my art (it’s Forrest xoxo)!! (Hopefully Lav will post this lol) I would just like to thank all of you for liking and reblogging my art, especially if you made a comment on it!!! I get very flustered when people compliment and like my art, unprompted!! Like, can’t-even-form-words-I’m-just-a-Very-Happy-Mess kind of flustered. And when days have been More Emotional Than Usual, I am even more receptive to that wonderful emotion I like to call “let’s cry but, like, it’s a good thing!” When positive things (like compliments on my art) happen. And today, especially, required a Lot more emotions than I was expecting and I was looking thru the notes on the most recent art of mine that was posted, and I broke down sobbing my ass off at 2 am :) Don’t worry!! It’s a Good kind of crying! I think! That kind of crying that happens when you’ve experienced too many positive things at once and you’re just like “I hope people realize that I’m crying bc I Love everyone so goddamn much!!!!!” So thank you, guys!! A couple of my friends have been rather despondent as of late, and don’t really respond to my texts, which is kinda upsetting but it’s ok bc they need space and I support them! But anyways! Seeing all the positive responses to my art has me soaring through the clouds with the amount of serotonin I am experiencing!!!! One time I saw this incorrect quote that went something like: “Logan: I am at a loss for words! Roman: despite that, Logan yelled at me for the next ten minutes” and rn I feel like that but in an opposite way? Like, I’m just “I don’t have words ily guys so much” but then I keep going on and on abt it? Y’know?? And going back to the notes thing, it makes me even more happy bc Lav is mutuals with quite a few of my favorite tss artists (and writers) and I look up to these people and then when I see they’ve liked or reblogged or (and this ones the best feeling ever) reblogged AND left a response in either the tags or the reblog or whatever, I just feel like a celebrity has reached down from the heavens to pat me on the head and shower me with love and oh god is that the best thing ever like oh my fucking hecc I just—- fsjdkhdhf 💜💜💜💜 like goddamn I’m being told that my art is amazing and stuff by people who I wish I could draw is good as them!! (Like wroammin) Once again!! Thank you all sooooo much!!!!!!! You make my day! All of you! Every last note is appreciated! I look thru all the notes on my art, pretty much daily! Do not think I have not seen that reblog or that like! I have!!! Tysssssmm!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 (sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes,, it’s 2:50 am and I Did Not edit) -Forrest

Your art is amazing and you deserve it Forrest!! 💖

Also, y'all, THIS is why you should support your local content creator!! The response and validation we get from making content is so important. It's what motivates us to create more!! And it feels exactly like how Forrest feels!! Please support your artists, writers, and content creators!!

[incorrectbakusquadquotes]

Ey okay so, I found your blog recently and I'm hella in love with it, so like, I wanted to ask if you're chill with fanart? Because I may or may not be drawing one of your incorrect quotes right now lmaaoo

Hi! I'm TOTALLY chill with fanarts. Tbh, I'm kinda curious to see what you're doing. Send me as soon as finished, ok? Will make me super happy to see your work. Thank you for the support and sorry for my bad english. Xoxo. ♡

[incorrect-victorious]

okay i know this isn’t my lane but has a jori shipper written a jori euphoria au? like once again ,, not my lane, not my ship, i just think you guys deserve that. like, not to tell people what to write or anything, i just think it would work really well and from the fics i’ve seen, you guys have the skills to pull it off 🤷🏻‍♀️

[stayfallentasticc]

I’ll be holding off from doing any headcanon for a while. I have a quite handful in my asks that i have looked at. I want to focus more on incorrect quotes and writing more. My last one for now is Matt simply because they take so much longer than I anticipated they will (since I tend to go over my head a bit). You may still submit your request, but they won’t be ‘done’ for a while (this may range from a week or two). I’m just a bit busy and frankly it takes me forever to find the right face claim and gif.

So sorry. Hope you all understand!

Xoxo,

Nikki 💓

[incorrectxodxobdquotes]

Everett: What is it called when u kill a friend

Everett: homiecide

Nate: murder

Everett: homiecide

[clmcl]

HEy! could u rec me some good dramione blogs? (and fics please im starving)

 Yes! I don’t know a lot of dramione blogs, but I really like these:

Columbrina: It’s not specific for dramione, but she posts a lot of aesthetis and moodbords. Ah! And the most important: she’s a wonderful writter and somentimes you can find stuff like that.

Hermione Fanfics: I’ve just discovered this blog. You can find some good fanfics pairing Hermione and Draco.

Incorrect Dramione Quotes: A lot of funny and romantic quotes (you can stalk and be happy)

Harry potter shit: good dramione AU here.

The Tale of the Ferret and the Otter: quotes from dramione fanfics (the last update was 2 years ago, but you can stalk)

I Dream of Dramione: a lovely blog with lovely stuff.

I will put some fanfics here, but if you think it’s not enough, you can ask me again or go here or here.

How To Marry A Malfoy: It’s funny, smut and romantic.  “One egregious mistake and she never wanted to hear his name ever again, but the Fates force them together eight months later. How will she cope without surrendering to or strangling him? Will she be able to?” COMPLETE (Chapters: 17 - Words: 132,634)

Inverse: “Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. “Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you.” This one is soooo good! It’s not complete, but the last update was inDec 29, 2016 . (Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,733)

In Reverse: “Your hair,” he says, without looking at her. “It’s enormous, you know.” A few, silent seconds pass, before Hermione makes a happy sort of sob. “Your chin is too sharp,” she whispers. “We grew into them.” “We certainly did.” Suddenly, her perfect mouth is on his, and he realizes that maybe he hasn’t ruined anything after all. (Words: 9,566)

The Letters From Everyone: “A collection of short letters and notes sent to and from various characters throughout a year of their lives.” fluffy and funny

Knowing You: Post-Hogwarts/War, forced marriage law. This one is really good. COMPLETE ( Chapters: 30 - Words: 256,588)

Educating Draco: funny and smut. COMPLETE (Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,288)

Graveyard Valentine: sad and beautiful. COMPLETE (Words: 9,193)

Turncoat: Switching sides. “I have only one condition, and I trust it won’t be hard for you to meet. I want Granger.” It’s one of my favorites. COMPLETE (Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732)

Commentating: smut and funny. COMPLETE (Words: 1,723)

Physically Impossible: funny and smut. COMPLETE (Words: 5,299)

What the Room Requieres: “Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.” beautiful, a little bit sad and sweet. COMPLETE (Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821)

Lock The Door: funny and smut. COMPLETE (Words: 4,934)

The Nietzsche Classes: “The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”  COMPLETE (Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807)

Twelfth Use Of Dragon’s Blood: “Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.” This one is very cute! COMPLETE  (Words: 686)

Olivie Blake (ff.net/tumblr) (I didn’t read all of her fanfics, so take a look in her profile. I’m sure it’s amazing)

Ride or Die: “The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who gradually works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor who is about to get in way over her head.” An amazing AU fanfic. It’s not complete, but she posts regularly.

Nightmares and Nocturnes: “A story per night to save her life. Dramione, dystopian post-war AU” This one is sooo good! I love it. It’s not complete, but she posts regularly.

Columbrina (ff.net/tumblr) (same for her. Amazing)

Like Brothers: “Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU.” Hiatus (sad but true) (Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,690)

If I’m Gonna Fall in Love: “Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter’s bushy-haired sidekick?” A lovely one-shot (Words: 6,785 )

No One Minds: fluffy and funny AU (Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,678 COMPLETE)

Madness in Love: With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed ‘good, honest labor’ and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy’s parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy’s slave. COMPLETE. (Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,201)

The History Project: Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. (Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,937)

Fairy Stone: Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. “Oh, I want you,” he said. “You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes.” COMPLETE. (Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827)

The Green Girl: Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? COMPLETE (Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508)

Veela fanfictions:

Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control: smut and funny. “When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco’s veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione.” COMPLETE (Words: 5,468)

Silver Eyes: “I’m so sorry.” The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione’s brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark”. COMPLETE (Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,108)

Internal Yearning: “As if becoming a Veela wasn’t bad enough, he had to go and find out his mate was one Hermione Granger. Merlin, he was in for a rough year at Hogwarts.” (Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,691)

Well.. I hope this can help you. Have a nice year! XOXO Feel free to ask me again :)

[incorrect-victorious]

Bade headcanons

beck taught jade how to skateboard

jade buys vinyls from an old record shop, she doesn’t have her own vinyl player but beck has one in the RV and lets her use it

jade braids scraps of beck’s old flannels and turns them into bracelets

beck helps jade pick out the color of the streaks in her hair

jade stole one of her older brother’s old guitars for beck

beck pretended that he didn’t know how to drive so jade would teach him

jade secretly loves scented candles so beck buys them for her all the time

during the winter they share sweaters

beck hangs out with jade’s younger brother because it means a lot to jade (not that she’d ever admit it)

jade worked tech for her first show at hollywood arts, but beck encouraged her to audition

whenever one of them finishes writing a script, they send it to the other for proofreading to help each other

when jade doesn’t want her parents to find something, she hides it in beck’s RV

send me victorious ships/characters/friendships in my ask and i’ll give you some headcanons!

[incorrect-victorious]

hello writer friends! a lovely friend of mine is hosting a bade prompt challenge with the prompt: mail! it’s v exciting and i thought it’d be cool to post for anyone wanting to participate (you might even see me there, who knows?) but yeah! participate if you want to, it’ll be a fun time and it’d be cool to see what people come up with! only rules are no NSFW fics & fics are due by january 31st! (collection linked below!)

[incorrect-victorious]

in order: beck, jade, and cat.

[incorrect-victorious]

Cade friendship headcanons:

requested by anon!

the valentines & wests are family friends

jade found out about hollywood arts from cat

jade taught cat how to do makeup & would buy/sneak makeup for cat

cat has a tiktok account and 75% of her videos are of her doing tiktok dances while jade sits in the background confused/annoyed (cat always tries to get her to join in, but it never works)

their fave place to hang out together is an old 50s inspired diner. cat likes it for the milkshakes and neon signs, jade likes it for the jukeboxes and all the black + red

during the summers, cat weaves flower crowns for jade. jade doesn’t like them but she keeps them anyways

cat! chose! the! pink! streak! in! jade’s! hair! from! season! one!

in elementary school they carpooled to dance classes at the same studio (cat took ballet, jade took tap)

cat doesn’t like rock music and jade doesn’t like pop, so they play pop rock whenever they hang out as a compromise

cat dyeing her hair red inspired jade to dye her own

send me victorious ships/characters/friendships in my ask and i’ll give you some headcanons!