OKAY BUT
Thinking about all the hilarity that would be if Tommy tried to “befriend” Steve again after everything.
Tommy and Eddie glaring at each other every time Steve looks away.
Fighting over Steve’s attention.
Each going to throw their arms around Steve just to end up slamming them together while Steve’s still walking
The “I can fix him” vs “I can make him worse”
The bitchy comments back and forth over who knows Steve better
Tommy will show up with a six pack just to find Steve and Eddie already high together
Eddie swinging by for an impromptu movie night and Tommy and Steve have a basketball game on
Tommy trying to have a conversation with the kids because he know they’re the key to winning Steve back, but Max snaps her teeth like she’s going to bite him once and Tommy screams so high pitch Steve started panicking because he thought it was Erica
Eddie trying to learn Steve’s sports to show he won’t just dismiss his interests, but he’s a chronic smoker whose hobbies are fairly sedentary so five minutes in he’s wheezing and somehow manages to almost break his nose with a basketball
It’s only funnier when they both pull up to Steve’s place, at the exact same time, with flowers in their hands. And Steve opens the door to them trying to kill each other on his front lawn.
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tatsumi is so even tempered its easy to forget that hes 19 and does normal 19 year old things.... such as going 95 in a 60 for no good reason. hes probably in his church kitchen every sunday making the worst sandwich known to man . he draws funny pictures on the marker testing notebooks at staples. he goes to ikea to mess around with the displays . hes just some weird teenager
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team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"
minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life
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can’t stop thinking abt being daddy’s pretty little bimbo porn doll, trying on dozens of different slutty lil outfits, no thoughts or opinions of my own, just there to be eye candy, existing to fulfill whatever fucked up fantasy daddy wants to play out that day, and loving every second of it <3
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bcs i'm aware of how i automatically percieve people, i earnestly try to give the benefit of the doubt a lot. i tend to believe people are Actually Just That Dumb™ when they're joking about something, so i try to get ahead of that & tell myself people are joking when they say something stupid, so that i don't look stupid
all i've learnt in doing that, is most of the time, people aren't joking. they actually did mean what they say, & i made the situation 10× worse by laughing at what they said.
not only does it reinforce the idea in my head that people are Dumb so i need to take the reins on literally Everything, but it also leads people to believe i'm making fun of them for saying something silly & talking to me less, when, if i knew it were a genuine thing they thought, i would have gladly explained it without judgement
but i don't really know how to stop treating them as jokes, because what if they ARE joking so they laugh at me for how Stupid i am for taking the bait? i can't handle being made a fool of, i think i'd rather die
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