Ngl if I had a child with Poseidon, the God of the Seas, and had to pay swimming lessons for my son because he was scared of water, I'd be cursing Poseidon forever like you don't show up, don't pay child support and now you can't even help your actual ocean spawn to swin????
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My favorite HC based on next to nothing in canon is that the older hero teams like the members of Young Justice, separately.
They think that they are competent, smart, good kids. Really coming into their own as heroes. Individually.
Together, they are really annoying. They are loud and they argue all the time. Every time a JLA member checks in, they get a headache either from what they are doing or just the volume.
If Tim wants to have his friends stay over for the weekend, he has to start asking a month in advance because that’s how long it takes to wear Bruce down to agree to it and then immediately regret it.
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man I have my problems with catholicism but it really went off when it came to saints, it's like "do you wanna hear a story about a funny little guy who likely had something diagnosable :)" and each time I'm like "hell yeah, tell me all about that funny little guy" and then you'll hear the most bat shit crazy biography ever, that ends with "and because he froze to death, this is why we've decided that guy is the patron saint of cold drinks"
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St. Anthony of Padua, the Evangelical Doctor
An educated Augustinian turned Franciscan priest, one of his most notable achievement is his deep knowledge of the scriptures and his faith in the words of Christ.
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I love when watching documentaries about him from Franciscan orders, he was looked up as a "big brother", and now I can't stop thinking about it.
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[id: simplified, cartoony doodles of sam, lena, alice, and gwen from the magnus protocol. in the top left of the image text says “OIAR guide to: welcoming fresh blood”. in the top left quadrant, sam reaches into a cabinet, smiling as he says “tea? coffee? hot chocolate? … date? <3” and a caption says “sam: manners”. in the top right quadrant, lena says “welcome. you have four minutes and thirty-seven seconds for Donut Time™” and a caption says “lena: baked goods”. in the bottom left quadrant, alice gesticulates as she speaks, captioned “alice: banter”. she wears a shirt with the word “swag” spelled vertically, with each letter standing for something: “Sometimes We Are G- i shan’t say”. in the bottom right quadrant, captioned “gwen: no”, gwen faces her computer. sticky notes on her back say “do not dist-urb”. end id.]
can u believe those mad lads gave us a whole nother woman to be normal about??? blessings
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can we talk about how V gives other people second chances to live when he was only granted a second chance to die, and how little v is kind of a dying sunflower because he, too, is something cheerful that’s wasting away..?
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