#not compute for me
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
#hilarious to me every time.#a computer exponentially more powerful than the equipment needed to put people on the moon can't count the Ns in ''mayonnaise''
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
#Alex Hirsch saying Bill is a secret lowkey fan of Duchess Approves is the funniest thing ever actually#Stan to Bill's face: FAKE FAN. LOSER. POSER#Stan to the internet stranger with aggravating yet thought provoking takes: I think I WILL spend 5 hours on Ao3 gleefully debating this guy#anyway secret identity. enemies to lovers. slow burn 500k- jkjk potential is there tho. don't tell me its not#Theoretically the computer room whitelist shouldn't let Bill contact the outside world but the therapists are thrilled Bill made a 'friend'#Stanford has no idea but is also happy Stanley has a friend. It will be carnage when Stan & Bill find out. Ultimate betrayal truly#gravity falls#GF Fan art#fan art#Stanley Pines#Bill Cipher#Grunkle Stan#Stan Pines#Post canon#ao3 fanficion au ?? I suppose ??#fanart#tbob#the book of bill#artists on tumblr#my art#Comic#gravity falls comic#BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU
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evergreen
#sy.op#nintendo#switch 2#mario kart#donkey kong#what the fuck are these prices man#nintendo wanna reinvent video game piracy or smt???#cuz its working on me /j#also the oj screenshot said computer game for some reason i had to edit it#monkey island#btw in euro its like 44€ exactly i think
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin husker#hazbin angel dust#hazbin angeldust#angeldust#husker#hazbin husk#look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM#I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS#I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON#THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby#anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling#HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL#NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS#WE'RE REAL#AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT#anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys#im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months#girls help#keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP#hazbin hotel spoilers#pear post#scheeze art
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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant
#thats literally me#been active on my sideblog but not here cause it feels less Official#moviegifs#filmgifs#good will hunting#matt damon#userstream#dailyflicks#idk what to tag im just copying posts#fyeahmovies#cinemapix#this is supposed to be a joke idk if it reads that way but its been sitting in my computer for too long so#userbbelcher#dailytvfilmgifs#filmtvdaily#whatever#also ive forgotten how i did these. like how i put the subtitles there. oh well.
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for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things
spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying
#i fucking hate live shows of any sort#every time my dad dragged me to one as a little kid i was miserable the whole time#i like to consume things from a tiny rectangle on my computer screen and nothing bigger than that
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draw my life
#pkmn#pokémon#pokemon#eevee#mspaint#770art#about my cat. of course#cats (plural) actually but only one (the evil one) bites chargers#everybody in the world wants to sit on my textbooks and computer. scooch over and let me sit on them too i'm saying like
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i really do looove a doppelganger story. what if there was a guy that looked like you and made you scared
#personal#also severance to me. in ways#i have two short stories im working on that are kinda this#but one is like. american psycho sorority#and the other is like. the fly but with a computer instead. the computer
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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
#just some guys ive been tossing around in my brain#can you tell i like drawing wires.#art tag#oc tag#computer yuri#objectum#evil supercomputer#toxic yuri#cartoon violence#robots#my apologies to edgar. your bf isnt that terrible. you can do better tho#(hes from a movie called electric dreams i didnt make him)#edit got lightly scolded (rightfully!) for not taking the alt text seriously. genuinely uncool of me and it has been fixed. i hope
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My two favourite AIs that hate eachother
#hehehehehe#please I love their rivalry#An old ass computer hacking into that thing is so funny to me.#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#roblox#painter pressure#pressure fanart#pressure painter#pressure roblox fanart#navi ai pressure#pressure
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you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you
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I really don’t care if I’m considered an annoying luddite forever, I will genuinely always hate AI and I’ll think less of you if you use it. ChatGPT, Generative AI, those AI chatbots - all of these things do nothing but rot your brain and make you pathetic in my eyes. In 2025? You’re completely reliant on a product owned by tech billionaires to think for you, write for you, inspire you, in 2025????
“Oh but I only use ___ for ideas/spellcheck/inspiration!!” I kinda don’t care? oh, you’re “only” outsourcing a major part of the creative process that would’ve made your craft unique to you. Writing and creating art has been one of the most intrinsically human activities since the dawn of time, as natural and central to our existence as the creation of the goddamn wheel, and sheer laziness and a culture of instant gratification and entitlement is making swathes of people feel not only justified in outsourcing it but ahead of the curve!!
And genuinely, what is the point of talking to an AI chatbot, since people looove to use my art for it and endlessly make excuses for it. RP exists. Fucking daydreaming exists. You want your favourite blorbo to sext you, there’s literally thousands of xreader fic out there. And if it isn’t, write it yourself! What does a computer’s best approximation of a fictional character do that a human author couldn’t do a thousand times better. Be at your beck and call, probably, but what kind of creative fulfilment is that? What scratch is that itching? What is it but an entirely cyclical ourobouros feeding into your own validation?
I mean, for Christ sakes there are people using ChatGPT as therapists now, lauding it for how it’s better than any human therapist out there because it “empathises”, and no one ever likes to bring up how ChatGPT very notably isn’t an accurate source of information, and often just one that lives for your approval. Bad habits? Eh, what are you talking about, ChatGPT told me it’s fine, because it’s entire existence is to keep you using it longer and facing any hard truths or encountering any real life hard times when it comes to your mental health journey would stop that!
I just don’t get it. Every single one of these people who use these shitty AIs have a favourite book or movie or song, and they are doing nothing by feeding into this hype but ensuring human originality and sincere passion will never be rewarded again. How cute! You turned that photo of you and your boyfriend into ghibli style. I bet Hayao Miyazaki, famously anti-war and pro-environmentalist who instills in all his movies a lifelong dedication to the idea that humanity’s strongest ally is always itself, is so happy that your request and millions of others probably dried up a small ocean’s worth of water, and is only stamping out opportunities for artists everywhere, who could’ve all grown up to be another Miyazaki. Thanks, guys. Great job all round.
#FUCK that ao3 scraping thing got me heated I’m PISSED#hey if you use my art for ai chatbots fucking stop that#I’ve been nice about it before but listen. I genuinely think less of you if you use one#hot take! don’t outsource your fandom interactions to a fucking computer!!!#talk to a real human being!!! that’s literally the POINT of fandom!!!!!#we are in hell. I hate ai so bad
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please dont take this too seriously
#absolutely zero concept of how these colors turned out. its late and i had night light on my computer#dipping my toes. testing the waters. will i get crucified for being a petekey truther#oka y i really dont have that much to say. imagine me with my head in my hands and a cigarette in one of them#mcr#my art#petekey#i think this will reach its audience im not going to bother with more hashtags
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Hello!!! Y’know when you wrote about maid day? Can you draw riddle and the others in maid outfits pleaseeeee!! 🙏
yayyyyy happy maid day anon :)
#maid day#twst#twisted wonderland#ask tag#gif#riddle rosehearts#trey clover#cater diamond#ace trappola#deuce spade#you wont believe me anon but i drew EXACTLY that when i made the original post but i didnt wanna look too insane lol#this is no longer a concern to me 🫡 obviously lol#sadly lost all the sketches when my computer died or i wouldve had something for you WAY sooner
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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count and am an excellent touch typer.
However, I've heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it's assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren't as good.
#I'm terrible at texting because I grew up with computers and didn't get a smartphone until I was like 15#plus I prefer to be on my laptop when I'm at home#if the message is too long I literally text people through my computer instead of using my phone#because it would take FOREVER for me to text it#poll#my polls#technology#typing#computers#tumblr polls#1k#5k#10k#most popular
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Damn
#stobotnik#meet the classics#the thought made me laugh so i had to draw it#to be fair eggman you are probably one of the nicest versions of yourself! you have a chance#i was going to include stone appearing behind him and eggman just. throwing the computer#but i decided this punchline was good enough#poor man. keep trying my dude
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