love how over magic westeros is. like dragons have just about faded from living memory, the descendants of the valyrians who everyone knows were capable of the wildest shit are like.... literally still living, there are trees with faces left by the fairy people who used to live all over the land.... and they're just like yeah but that was ages ago I sure couldn't imagine anything like that anymore. don't talk crazy. meanwhile in the real world my aunt is giving me rocks she bought for £2 to cure my mental health
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hc thinking about Dazai practicing how to control his heartbeat around Chuuya except Chuuya doesn’t know that, so every once in a while when he unknowingly causes Dazai to slip up Dazai would glare at Chuuya and Chuuya would be like. tf are u looking at. are u tryna fight with me
Dazai, steadying his heartbeat: okay this is easy
Chuuya, leaning over Dazai to grab a pen beside him: 'scuse me
Dazai, heartbeat speeding up:
Dazai: UGH. what is your problem
Chuuya: ???
Chuuya: what the fuck is YOUR problem
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imagine one day you’re on your third flight of the day doing your silly little flight attendant job and you’re exhausted, and ready to be home, and you’re smiling and dissociating as your greet passengers as they come on board and suddenly in walks jensen ackles, dean winchester himself, and he smiles and says “thanks” as you hand him a silly little disinfectant wipe. You proceed to hand the basket of wipes to your coworker as you rush to the bathroom to have a full blown panic attack because DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER is on your flight and you are going to have to talk to him and interact with him and be professional and pretend you aren’t having a meltdown cause you would know those eye crinkles ANYWHERE. Imagine you’re taking dinner orders and you’re repeating to yourself in your head “be profesional, smile and ask for his order, just breathe” and he proceeds to order the cheeseburger and a whiskey neat and your brain short circuits and in your most sarcastic tone out of your mouth comes “yeah sure thing dean” AND THEN YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES CAUSE YOU JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES!!!!! Anyways he laughs and says “my wife says that all the time” then you proceed to die and blackout and work the rest of the flight on autopilot yeah imagine if that happened 😅
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