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[captainpriceslilwife]

clearing out my drafts so uh....Simon Riley x reader who thinks she needs plastic surgery :P

CW: uhhhhh plastic surgery, insecurities, simon only knowing how to solve emotions through caveman means, i think that's it

He really hadn't meant to see it.

It's not like he was snooping, or anything. You had told him to look something up on your phone while you were busy cleaning the kitchen, and you were so focused that you didn't notice how still he had grown still as he stared down at those little black words already typed in the search bar.

Breast augmentation before and after

His eyes darted across the screen as he took in the various images that you had been meticulously studying the night before. Hundreds of women with breasts that he couldn't see a problem with, right beside a photo of them looking bright, happy, and pumped up like a little barbie doll.

Clearly you had forgotten to close out the tab. Or clear your history.

Which he couldn't stop himself from scrolling through.

How to increase breast size naturally? Supplements for bigger breasts? Exercises for bigger boobs reddit...How much do boob jobs cost? A trail of insecurity that led you to the final page that he's now staring at.

He feels like he's going to throw up.

Did he say something wrong? Did he not show you how much he loved you? Did someone else say something to you? Did he make you feel undesirable? Maybe he had zoned out and stared at some poor woman's tits without even realizing and you thought he wanted you to-

"Si?" Your voice breaks him out of his spiraling thoughts as you peek your head around the corner, completely unaware of the inner turmoil that's ripping him apart as he stands there like an idiot. "Are they open?"

He blinks slowly at you - his mind is spinning around so fast that all he can manage is a blank stare. "What?"

"Marco's." You say with a huff of amusement, but when he just continues to stare, your eyebrows furrow in confusion as you enunciate your words slowly. "The pizza place. Are they open?"

"I dunno." His tone is gruff, and he's trying to figure out how to say the million thoughts that are swirling around in his mind as you make your way over to him with an amused smile. "Si, what have you been doing this whole-"

"Why are you lookin' at this shit?" He had wanted it to come out a bit more...tactful that that, but he couldn't hold it in any longer. It's in that moment that you realize how tense he looks, and your smile immediately falters as you pause in front of him.

"...the pizza place?" You ask in a small voice, growing more uncertain by the second as he lets out a quiet scoff. It's only when he turns the phone back to you that you see what he's talking about - and your heart drops into your stomach.

"Oh."

"Yeah. Oh."

"I was just-" Your hand extends out to take the phone, but he moves it just out of your reach as his eyes continue to stare into yours. "I was just looking. I'm not actually going to do it." You mumble awkwardly, suddenly feeling too vulnerable to keep looking up at him. You let out a tight little laugh, trying to brush it off like a joke even though you know it's too late for that. "Plus, it's a bit out of my price range, so-"

"I'm not playin' with you, love." And it's true. You've never seen him look so unimpressed and disappointed in your entire relationship. "What even made you look this up, huh? Someone say somethin' to you?"

"No." You feel like you're shrinking under his scrutinizing gaze, but he doesn't let up any - just keeps scrolling through the pictures as he looks between you and the phone.

Another tense sigh. Then, he's murmuring a quiet, "Did I say somethin'?"

"No, Si. Of course not." Your voice grows even more quiet as you reach for his free hand, twiddling with his fingers in some subconscious attempt to soothe him. It seems to work slightly - and he lets out a huff as he drops your phone onto the table to pull you closer.

Your head hits his chest as he wraps his arms around you, and his hand automatically comes up to run through your hair - something he usually does to soothe you, though now it seems to be more for his sake. He presses a couple of kisses to the top of your head as he holds you in silence, trying to gather his thoughts well enough to express his feelings. Words have never been his strong suit. Maybe that's what got him into this mess.

"Gorgeous girl." He murmurs softly against your hair before bringing his hands to your cheeks to tilt your head up to face him. His thumbs brush over the soft skin as his eyes trail over your face so reverently in nearly takes your breath away. "I don't tell you tha' enough, do I? How beautiful I think you are."

"You don't have to tell me, Si...I know you think I'm beautiful." He's never once made you feel bad about your appearance, but it doesn't change all the years you spent hating what you saw in the mirror because you compared yourself to everyone else. "It's not your fault I don't like the way I look-"

"'Course it fuckin' is." He doesn't even let you finish before he's adamantly shaking his head, guilt flooding his features as he looks down at you. "Can't even make my girlfriend see how stunnin' she is. Wha' kind of a man am I, huh? A pathetic fuckin' excuse of one."

A lump begins to form in your throat at the thought of him taking the blame for your insecurities - ones that had bloomed long before you had ever met him. But you were at a loss for words now. He had never seemed so adamant about anything before, and it made your heart thud heavily against your ribs at the realization of just how much he loved you. "Simon..."

"I should be lovin' you so much that this shit doesn' even cross your mind. That's my job, yeah?" His jaw clenches tight as he looks over your face, and you can see a strange look settle over his features - a quiet acceptance of what he's about to do. "And I'm clockin' in. Right now."

Your eyebrows furrow in confusion, but before you can open your mouth to question what on earth he means, he's already bending over to grab you and haul you over his shoulder.

"Simon!" You let out a squeal of surprise as you're suddenly faced upside-down against his back, but you can't help the giggles that burst out of your mouth as he carries you down the hallway towards the bedroom. "What are you doing? Marco's is gonna close!"

"Fuck Marco's. I'm eatin' you for dinner, love."

[ghostember]

heres some gouache sardines

[benetton-schumi]

'you can't handle max being cunty' that wasn't cunty that was dangerous. and stupid. and something you shouldn't be allowed to do.

2017 seb got a stop-go penalty for deliberately driving into lewis. 1997 michael got dsqed from the whole championship for intentionally crashing out jacques. suzuka 1989 senna was disqualified for crashing out prost. there are standards in the sport that are supposed to be upheld.

allowing drivers to get away with these things for several years (max's whole career effectively) allows these things to happen repetitively. max is all for snitching when other drivers don't follow the regulations perfectly (lando not lifting for double yellows last year, lando jump start in bahrain) but when he does it nothing happens.

there's no justification for driving into your competitor? if you can't control your emotions or regulate yourself in a high stress high pressure situation then maybe you shouldn't be in the sport. it's not like it's unprecedented from max.

[nico-fanatic]

this a thousand times this

i’m constantly reading fics that will create mini fics in my head

either with similar au, idea, characterization or other. fics are constantly giving me new things to hallucinate over and it just makes me want more of that thing like a never satiated hunger

you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style

[littlebittyhollowbugs]

..."Yes, Your Highness."

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[that1notetaker]

I want to draw them some more but Im fresh out of ideas so here's the deal: If you guys send me Don/rottmnt prompts to get the brain working, I'll wash the leftover dishes that have been lingering in my room for the past three days.

[what-th3fucc]

happy pride but are we not gonna talk about the Italian flag….?

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

Pride Flag Stamp Washi! Brand new and on sale to celebrate Pride Month 🥰

🏳️‍⚧️ mush.house/pridemonth 🏳️‍🌈

[v-arbellanaris]

i knowww everyone wants maric to be alistair so bad and i know the books present a younger maric like alistair but im so invested in a completely rotten through to the core maric theirin who has sacrificed everything he has ever had and wanted for power and is now left with nothing but that power and no peers, no great loves of his life and no real family. stuck in a marriage with a friend he didnt love, suffocated by loghain's constant presence bc its a reminder of all the way he's lacking and all the things he "allowed" loghain to push him to do (bc its easier to blame loghain than take responsibility ofc) and loghain's refusal to understand or empathise with his struggle, and stuck with a son he doesn't quite know what to do with and who he can never really make understand everything it cost for him to have this life that even maric himself never got.

[loucifersbitch]

AU where abby finds out she's pregnant after tommy ends their engagement, and she's torn about whether to tell him or if she even wants to keep the baby. her mom is already gone, and she ends up keeping the baby (a little girl), and doing it alone is absolutely the hardest thing she's ever done. then 4 months later, she meets buck who adores her and her daughter and takes care of them both, and when he proposes the day after her daughter turns 6 months, she says yes. he knows about the baby's biological dad and respects abby's choice not to tell him about the baby, and lets her know he wants to adopt the little girl. they get married, and he adopts the baby, and they're happy for a year before abby dies in a freak accident, leaving buck alone with a toddler to raise by himself. he loves her so much and loves being her dad, and he wouldn't trade her for anything.

fast forward 6 years, and his daughter is almost eight and loves going to school, and she goes on a field trip to harbor station to learn about fire suppression in air ops, and the firefighter pilot giving the presentation has the same sort of humor she does, and they have the same color blue eyes with central heterochromia, and isn't that weird? and when she gets home that night and tells her dad about "tommy the pilot," he thinks it can't possibly be the same guy. right? that would be weird. so once his daughter is asleep, he goes through the old shoebox of abby's things and finds a photo of her and tommy, studies the guy's face to memorize it. and the next day after he sends his little girl off to school, he drives over to harbor. he's not planning to do anything, he's just curious if it's the same guy. but then there's an earthquake, and buck isn't on duty, but he runs to find the captain to let them know he's available if they need an extra set of hands, and he's told "you can assist kinard" and pointed in the direction of a helicopter with a pilot walking around it with a clipboard doing last minute pre-flight checks. buck introduces himself and holds out his hand, and when the guy turns to shake it, buck is met with piercing blue eyes and a warm smile that makes the guy's nose scrunch adorably, and buck's stomach does a weird flip that he ignores because he's just come face to face with his late wife's ex-fiancé who knocked her up and broke her heart, and fuck he's got a great handshake, big hands and a tight grip that has buck's mind wandering down a path he hasn't thought to go before. but it only lasts a moment before they climb into the helicopter and take off to help where they can. buck can't stop staring at the guy's profile because as much as his daughter looks like abby, she also has some of tommy's features, and buck hates the guy for what he did, but damn he's got a nice ass, even in his flight suit. and why is buck thinking about the guy's ass? all thought goes out the window when they are called to a scene, and they work well as a team, almost seamless even though they just met. and by the time they touch back down at harbor, buck is telling him how he had a great day despite the few losses and thanks tommy for letting him tag along and offers to buy him a beer. and tommy accepts and kisses buck against the side of the helicopter and asks him what he's doing saturday, and buck is slapped in the face by the fact that he might fall for the guy he's sworn to hate for eternity.

the day buck introduces tommy to his daughter, he has a pit in his stomach wondering if tommy will figure out she's actually his and will he hate buck for keeping this from him and will buck lose his daughter if there's a legal battle. but tommy meets her, and they're so sweet together, and when buck lies in bed with tommy that night, he tells him everything. and tommy understands abby's choice and buck's decision to keep the secret, but he would like to be in her life even if they eventually end things. and when buck asks tommy to move in after six months and he says yes, their daughter is over the moon because she loves tommy too. and when they eventually decide to tell her that tommy is her biological dad, she laughs at them because she figured that out months ago when she found the photo buck keeps tucked in his wallet.

when tommy proposes, their daughter is ten and wants to be their mini-maid of honor, and the day they get married, she takes over a thousand photos on her dad's phone, and she takes almost as many photos the day tommy officially becomes her dad again

and her family finally feels whole

[nebytou]

Firts attempt at drawing the Bizzyboys and some class doddles from last week (there was a 1 attempt Inspekta but he was too ugly to show)

The ☝️🤓

[supersumc]

What, was the local necromancer too expensive‽

We live in actual hell

[whoreiorcats]

Mark ruins one notebook and Ms Casey gets 11 of them from distribution supply just in case his dumbfuck ass spills his coffee 10 more times so she doesn't have to do this again

[mellohiizz]

have to start getting ready to go out with my friends but here's some quick designs i threw together for those two ^_^

[callmevexx]

Obitine Week

Day One 'Conversation'

Wanted to give a little twist to the prompt so instead of them having a conversation with each other, they have a conversation with each other AND their unborn baby 💙

@weekofobitine

[platinumgeek]

The CEO of Hobby Lobby trying to explain why they won't update the POS.

Why does hobby lobby not have barcodes