#not just ur average bitch baby

[hiraethedits]

OMG choking Corey with BOTH hands, you would have to since his neck is so thick aaaaa

wanna hold him down and force him to look at me while i deny him orgasms until he's begging like a lil bitch baby

[fawnlotties]

She would smile at you every time she comes in (you greet all your guests at the door but you always look out for her) and you think she’s just being nice but she’s probably the average rich bitch straight girl, and then one time you’re serving her table and she rubs her hand down your arm when she says thank you, and then another time she just grazes her fingertips along your thigh as you move past. And then eventually she gets up the nerve to start talking to you and she finds out when you get a break and suddenly you’re in one of the private rooms n her hand is up your skirt… nnfnfnfnhgngn

(sorry I got a lil carried away)

see i feel like out of all the rich girls at the club that lottie is the one u can actually stand. she gives u such a bright beaming smile whenever her family come strutting thru the doors (n eventually it’s jst lottie on her own or w/ friends!!!! u’ve heard words abt her parent’s neglect but u’d never tell…)

the lil touches increasing every time u see her :33 u get promoted from door greeter to waitress at the club bistro n she’s sat at her lil table almost every damn day. flashing her pearly whites n her manicured fingers trailing over ur skin n she even slides u fifty dollar bills over the table…. if u refuse the tip she jst convinces ur boss to give it to u when u clock out!!!!!

poor baby is so nervous to rly start talking to u… what if u think she’s jst some old money douchebag? but no!!!!! you can talk w/ her for hours that u keep gettin told off by ur supervisor to check on other guests… though the matthews always have special requests for u.

lottie feels so bad she says she’ll make it up to u, slipping off to the staff break room when she sees u slink away for ur break… rly turning on the charm. fluttering her lashes n grabbing ur hands n expressing just how much she appreciates your service…

she’s so grateful tht she fingers u against the lockers :} underneath ur poor excuse of a tennis skirt thts meant to be ur uniform, having to bite into the expensive cashmere of her shoulder to keep quiet. she mumbles abt how she needs to get u home n to herself so she can hear those pretty noises all jst for her:(((( fingers not stopping till u cum n ur shaking n she just pats ur ass n tells u to get back to work giggling at how red u are!!!!!! aaaaaa

[slvthrs]

dick analysis | vinnie hacker

--- MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD ---

hcs and me analysing vinnie hackers cock... I have a problem but ur here readin so u do 2 love

WARNINGS:  sex, talking about dicks, thats it

We all know Vinnie shows off his boner like it’s nobody's business, but the hottest boy on tiktok has to have the hottest dick. Unpopular opinion, yes I think his dick is above average but not humongous- cause like girl what are you gonna do with like 10 inches, that is not fitting inside of you 😭. His dick is around 7 inches flaccid but reaches to about 8 inches when hard, still big don’t get me wrong. I think it’s girthy but the main stimulation comes from his size. Everything is perfectly proportionate, like it looks right.

It’s the same color as his body but his tip is probably the prettiest shade of pink, like light baby pink- lighter than his lips. His base is darker than the rest though. But when he’s hard the tip turns more into the shade of his lips.

I definitely think he’s groomed, like his face is always shaved, he has no chest hair, I’m pretty sure his dick is well groomed. There’s obviously hair on it like he’s not bald down there, but it would be well kept, alongside the fact he doesn’t grow that much hair he also knows how to keep it well cleaned and very neat for you.

For the shape of it, I just know it’s curved up and a little bit to the right. He has like 2 thick veins running down it and then extra one littered all over. Oh and the 2 main ones are every sensitive, licking up them will guarantee Vinnie's hand grabbing a fistful of your hair and a light, fuck, coming out of his mouth.

The way he uses his dick depends on his mood and your preferences, on an intimate day when both of you just wanna make love to each other, its missionary, he loves seeing your eyes well up with tears as he kisses them away whilst fucking into you. But if he had a rough night or you're being a bitch? You best believe your face is gonna be shoved into a pillow whilst he fuck you doggy style, like him holding your legs up cause he’s fucking you that hard.

[sweetvirgin]

untitled! — takuma ino + black oc. wc 1.2k

feel free to black!reader insert. ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ friends to lovers implied, sfw. they are 21+, takuma too slept on idc. more fics coming for him 🎀

quartz was obsessed with depop. she basically lived on it. in fact, she could do away with most media apps all together. the only ones she needed was depop, pinterest, tumblr, and spotify. occasionally she dipped into tiktok for a little laugh and every now and then, she saved an unofficial track to her otherwise abandoned soundcloud. but depop? that was her baby. she absentmindedly scratched the chin of her purring cat — selenite — as she scrolled through the money trap.

there was an unrivaled rush of euphoria she got when she came across a good find. the pleasure she got when she saw five people had the item saved in their bags but she was the lucky son of a bitch to snag such a desired piece. she felt sinister and devious, giggling to herself. it was quite sadistic of her, but she couldn’t help it. in the world of depop, finding good, authentic fashion artifacts was a real-life skill. especially when so much of the app is crawling with fast fashion listings. shein and romwe have polluted so many reseller sites and thrift stores. but when you knew where to look, you could find hidden gems. just like this dress. perfect for her aesthetic, but her jaw dropped when she saw the price. a bank-breaking four hundred dollars! whew.

it had no likes and nobody saved it in their bags. but its price meant that she couldn’t ensure that the item would be hers by the time she had the money set aside, whenever that would be. with a little frown, she sent a link to her best friend, takuma.

( quartz<3 — look how cute this dress issss. too bad its $400 )

after sending the text, she quickly went back to depop and browsed more affordable alternatives. little victoria’s secret slips that somewhat mirrored the initial thing she wanted. she begrudgingly added them to her collections, knowing it wouldn’t be the same but at the very least she could spare her bank. she was making about $900 a week in tips at her serving job. every last penny went to rent, groceries, or selenite. she simply couldn’t justify a $400 purchase. not with her $1,400 rent. not including utilities. and that was a steal in chicago! she was shocked nobody died in this apartment for her rent to be so low compared to the city average.

she was pulled from thoughts of the political and economic state of the world when a message from her best friend popped up at the top of her screen. she didn’t hesitate to click the notification — she didn’t give a fuck about texting quick with him. she loveddd talking to takuma. his joy, his energy, his input. all valued by her. he thought he was dumb, thus, he undervalued his contributions to a conversation. but sometimes, texting or hanging with him would be the highlight of her day.

( takuma!!:) — that would be so cute on u. but ur right. that is a lottt of money )

on the other end of the phone, takuma analyzed the dress. it was surely a dramatically romantic one, but that was quartz. a romantic. his best friend would wear the most jaw-dropping statement pieces simply to run and grab some groceries. she had a love for life, so every day was an occasion. to simply be alive filled one’s life with romance. and not romantic like date nights and dream weddings. but more like being enthralled by the mundane — leaves changing colors, sunsets, and whatnot.

he envisioned the dress on her: complementing her deep copper skin, her waist-length knotless (with curls) braids being pinned up with one of her ornate hair clips. he imagined her trying the dress on for him and spinning around so he could get a full 360, then excitedly asking him what he thought of it. and as always, his friend was unabashedly beautiful. but funnily enough, for someone so romantic and obsessed with beautiful things, she really didn’t think she was one of them. that’s not to say she hated herself, but she felt so removed from that self perception that she didn’t really consider herself beautiful or ugly. she simply existed. quartz described that as “freeing,” and he would have to agree. but sometimes, he wished they could trade eyes. so she understood the way she looked at changing leaves and glamorous sunsets is how he viewed her… hm. he pondered. then his eyes widened at a realization.

lightbulb moment! maybe he couldn’t trade eyes with her, but he could buy her this wonderful dress so that she could — at least for a split moment — acknowledge the beauty she was! he had a lot in savings, and he didn’t really find himself wanting anything enough to use it. in fact, he sometimes forgot about it. but this seemed like a worthy cause. if it’d bring joy to quartz, then it’d bring joy to him. and $400 wouldn’t be too much of a dent in it. wouldn’t take more than two weeks to reimburse it.

his phone buzzed with an incoming notification and he clicked it. the phone’s screen transformed from the depop page to their shared imessage chat. eyes scanning over the screen, he read the text.

( quartz<3 - ikr.. my broke ass can NOT afford that so lemme gone head put my phone down )

acting unassuming, takuma just reacted with a “haha” and the two of them texted some more. eventually, the conversation diverted from her depop woes and she asked if she could swing by so they could watch a movie together. he, of course, obliged. but not before quickly rushing to depop to put an item in his bag and check it out before anyone else could. the entire time, the beanie-headed man beamed. it’ll take about ten to fourteen business days, but her face when she opens that depop package up will have been worth it!

a couple hours later, when quartz was already nestled in his couch in the middle of the movie, she quickly checked the depop listing. just to see how her future dress was faring. but much to her dismay, the “buy” button was replaced with “sold”, and she — pouting — kissed her teeth in disbelief.

“what’s wrong, quartz?” takuma questioned.

“somebody already bought it!” she complained, twisting her phone around to show him the depop listing. “who can just drop $400 on a dress!”

feigning shock, takuma replied with an exasperated, “no fucking way! i’ll beat their ass!”

flopping back into his plush couch, bundled up in his heavy blankets, her face fell in disappointment. she sighed through her glossy lips. “please do.”

takuma stretched a comforting arm around her neck in a gentle embrace and pulled her closer into him in a chaste side-hug. “aww, don’t even worry about it. you never know. you might find something wayyy better later on.” she hummed in response and continued watching the movie, pout unwavering.

he consoled her, but smiled coyly to himself. little did she know… :3

i need more takuma. i need more takuma. i need more takuma. and i will write another takuma fic tomorrow because i love takuma.

[k4shibe]

SUMMER WINE — JOHNNY JOESTAR+GYRO ZEPPELI

summary, my hc of what johnny and gyro(seperate) would be like during sex but probably very ooc

content, afab/amab reader, 18+!!, oral, bondage, praise/degrading, public sex, toys, teasing, toys under clothes, breeding?, creampie, unprotected sex (WRAP IT!!)

note, shoutout to shower thots for ideas🫶🏼not proofread!!

word count, 622

johnny joestar

i feel like he’d be sooo vanilla tbh hes also a switch

he’s into very light bdsm, like him tying you up in pretty baby blue ribbon, a sight only he could see which would turn him on sm

VERY into praise!!! both giving n receiving. praise is his biggest kink and makes him hard as a rock,,,,

loves cockwarming after sex !! just keeping his cum in your sex after long hours of passionate sex.

your the love of his life so he values u alot. so degrading would be very light unless ur into it.

if you really wanted to he would be resistant at first, quickly get in to degrading seeing how you tighten around him.

his dick is pretty average. although its a few inches bigger than average its not too special.

his dick has a few pubes and is shaved weekly. (his tip is #D48E85 and he has a vein on the side of it thats vv sensitive, it slightly curves to the right)

if u have a pussy he loves playing with it, playing with your clit is his favorite thing to do and he loves seeing how much u cum from it ❤️ his fingers work too, (obviously). he loves fingering you, under your panties, in the shower, mostly anywhere he loves the feeling of ur walls around his fingers.

if you have a dick, he loves sucking your dick. the way your expression changes turns him on sm and the feeling of ur cum in his mouth is such a great feeling for him.

he loves oral in general afab or amab he dosent care !!

gyro zeppeli

oh god. hes such a tease its not even funny

he loves showing off his dick, its longer than it is thicker but its a decent girth.

he’s only a bit bigger than average, and he shaves when he feels like it, which is never. (his tip is #DC938E, 2 veins one near his tip and another near the bottom of his base)

he’s such a bitch, he wont let you cum whilst having like a toy in you whilst he’s playing with your sensitive spots.

if you do cum he “punishes” you by making you finger your ass in-front of him. he loves seeing you do humiliating things.

he loves the idea of public sex. like in a public bathroom or a party, secretly touching your sex under a table or something like that.

loves creampies. he loves cumming inside you and putting a butt plug up your ass to keep his cum inside you for sometime. bonus points if your going out and he has a butt plug in your cum-filled ass

would fuck you infront of johnny if you were down, he dosent care because everyone knows he’s a man whore

hes willing to do mostly anything you want but he prefers being on top

if you have a dick, he loves masturbating together with you, like facing each other and seeing you avoid his gaze with a look of embarrassment makes him sooo horny. seeing u submissive and humiliated is such a turn on for him bc it boosts his ego a lot. he has alot of rizz so he can make you cum only from his dirty words.

if you have a pussy, he loves cumming in you, or having you squirt on his face. he loves cum in general. if you want him too he can fill you up with his firm and its sooo good!! he either stops to admire the view or keeps fucking your cum-filled pussy relentlessly. he also loves when you sit on his face, and how great it feels to have your juices on him.

im sorry this got lazy

[lanaxoxoxoxoxox]

No no no you’re getting a FUCKING REQUEST TODAY BABY

Ok so maybe someone of your choice with a really bubbly talkative reader and someone called reader annoying and then they like- stick up for reader

Does that make sense-

Like-

Reader: *talking*

Bitch: “ur annoying”

Person of choice: “not on my watch”

yes yes yes !! im in love with this ask frog oml

angel watch

wilbur soot x loud!reader

warnings: angst?? idk but theres DEF some fluff sprinkled in here

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

reader pov

I never really thought about my actions often, but in a good way. Obviously I would know if I accidentally hurt someone, like any other average human being would do. But I never ever thought about my personality and it's own actions.

Ever since I was in first grade, my parents, friends and even teachers would describe me as someone with a "flirtatious, bubbly" personality. That never really got to me, and I found it funny. I mean, it does make sense, as I literally used "bubbly" in my Twitch username for when I stream. I do have to say, it's quite useful when streaming, as it keeps me engaged with my chat. That's what I enjoyed about myself. But I guess my chat didn't that day.

"Hello bubblies! How are we doing today my loves?" I said, smiling into the webcam.

user657: great!!

user342: meh, but ur stream is the best !! :D

userfroggie8: live laugh love y/n

message was deleted by a moderator

"Nice, nice! If your day is going pretty shit, I hope I can cheer you guys up!" I said, making a heart sign into the webcam. "Today is going to mainly just be a silly lil' rant stream. Maybe perhaps some storytimes? Maybe some clip reactions? We'll see, loves. But first, I need to remind everyone that you can subscribe to my channel for free with Twitch Prime if you have it and would like to support me."

I continued the stream with talking about random stuff that popped into my head. I was in my little streaming room, in my little shared apartment. What I didn't know is what my boyfriend was watching in the living room.

wilbur pov

Whoever said that cleaning pots and pans from the night before is a "relaxing" thing to do, needs to wake the fuck up. I mean, it's not like I'm going to make y/n do it, especially since they're going to be really tired after their stream. Especially with their cute, bubbly personality, when they get tired, they get tired. They have full on "sugar crashes".

I felt my phone vibrate from my back pocket. I placed the last pan down on the drying towel and slid my phone into my hands. I unlocked it.

"y/n_bubbles is live! "LETS CHAT!!" I smiled into the reflection of my phone. I plopped down onto the living room sofa and opened up the Twitch app, playing y/n's stream. I watched for a while, before grabbing my phone to send a message back to Tommy and catching up with my twitter page. I focused my ears back onto y/n's stream.

reader pov

"Alright, lets take a break from the rants for now. I bet y'all are tired of hearing my crazy rant voice!" I laughed to myself.

Suddenly, my donation sound popped up. "I should probably change my sound from the duck noises. That's, um, real immature from me..." I laughed again.

user10 donated $2.00

i dont watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying. stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that ur "quirky". stfu. /srs

"Thanks user10 for the $2! Guys, I seriously can't read, I need to take a second to actually read the donations out loud for you guys, seriously." I inspected the donation closer. "Alright user10, what did you write... 'i don't watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying-'" My heart stopped.

Don't let them notice Y/n.

Don't let them fucking notice.

I continued reading. "'stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that you're.." I paused. "that you're quirky. Shut the fuck up.' Um, I'm gonna take a little pause break guys." I said quietly, quickly turning off my webcam and switching to the "BRB" screen. I kicked my legs up to the chair and sat there for a minute, ignoring the rest of the world around me. Is that what they really thought of me..?

wilbur pov

I looked back up at the TV. I thought y/n was just talking about her random new games she enjoyed or about her friends, but instead was met with utter silence. When you hear your bubbly significant other who is the biggest extrovert stop talking, in the middle of a chatting stream, you know something's up. I looked over to the corner and saw a donation from some "user10". "i dont watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying. stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that ur "quirky". stfu. /srs"

What. The. Fuck.

Not even bothering to shut the TV off or grab my phone, I ran upstairs to Y/n's streaming room and looked over at Y/n, sitting dead silent in her chair. I ran over to them and spun their chair around, accidentally hitting the keyboard and hurting my arm. "Fuck-".

Shut up Wilbur! Focus on your partner.

I spun their chair around and raised up their head. "Hey, hey, it's okay! That person is being a total dick, and what they said was utter lies." They raised their head up and looked at me in the eyes. "Don't listen to them. You're an incredible person." I stood up and looked down at them. Their legs were still bouncing. I kneeled back down again and placed my hand on their thigh to help them stop shaking.

"I love you." I said, before softly kissing them. I felt y/n stop shaking and smiled into the kiss. They turned back to their monitor and their jaw- dropped...?

"Uh, Will?" they said softly.

"Yes, love?" I replied.

"You accidentally turned the webcam back on when you hit the keyboard. The microphone was also on still. Chat's going fucking bananas." they laughed, placing their head in their hands.

user7798: FUCK USER10

user455: they're dating???? OMG

y/nstan4life: omg there so cute why cant i have that [happy-cry]

mcyt7447: Y/NBUR!!

I looked over to the chat and chuckled. "Oh shit."

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

[athena-swords]

Pick a pile reading

The main character energy you are coming in.what your friends think of you.what is your charm(intutive)

Disclaimer:It is the believer of the craft which knows what is to be taken and what to not so be mindful of it.

Here are the piles...

Pile 1

Hey pile 1 hope so you all are doing good.ohh this pile definitely have got the vibes so we can see a very confident and firey person in this pile those who are the 'popular' person in high school.Takes stand for what feels right and is loud about their thoughts. Some of you can be migrants or just love traveling the person you look in the streets and be like wish it could me one day. Winning and lots of small victories.

What your friends think of you?

Most of them think you are above average in your craft.The friends which gives great advice they may think you very much like to live in your own fairytale and sometimes will have to remind you of that.A competition they have to keep up with in carrer or school take what fits. Someone who have a balance lifestyle and don't have to dwell on management of their finances much.

What is your charm(intuitive)

Could smell expensive, femme vibes ,intense eye contact,lol I heard taste so idk take how you want,mysterious understanding of things (I hope u understand what I mean).

Pile 2

Hiii  pile 2 hope so the winters are giving you not so much of trouble  maybe people is you as a helper or more of a saver I am  Getting such a BAD BITCH energy from you but not that bitchy kind its more like if you mess with me or my people you are gone. you are kind at the same time you and pile 1 are a bit similar so you can check out that too if you want. life of the party or just someone who lives the  moment .a competitive person who like to WIN like its gives them the kick,validation, self confidence  what ever you would like to take it as . if you are seeing number 9 repeatedly you need to do a self introspection -message from your guides.....

What your friends think of you?

okay right of the bet your friends  konw how much efforts you put on the things you desire for (maybe you dont get the results soon though) they see your cute bratty side and love it as many of ur friends dont mind pampering you.ur love language could be gifting or just being there comforting them.all of ur friends are glad that you just know that they feel and what to say.BTW one of your friends might be missing  now as you are busy these days and not get to connect much they would like to go on outings again.

ok see from the energies I am getting I can say that your friends group genuinely care for you like all of them but just be careful of those whom you dont trust

What is your charm(intuitive)

bad bitch ,warm hugs in winter ,tired ,not sassy but can be...  at times, manifesting clear skin,2022 taught you about____

Pile 3

heyy my babies I hope you have learned your lessons like life been so hard on you like sooo fucking hard you are like the warrior who becomes more strong after each wounds yaa like I was not getting the right words for you  all my love goes to you like you know the character who goes through every shit but comes victorious at the end you are that bitch and never let yourself think anything less than that  you have overcome the worst so just hold on a bit and you will see that there is a happy journey written for you too and people who made you feel like you are nothing are gonna get there fruits dont worry YOU DO YOU .see maybe you dont had those happy memories or teen life hack I would even say childhood life but belive me when I say everything you imagined yourself doing you will be soon pursuing it your guides are telling you to just wait for a little bit until then remember they are there for you.maybe something or someone who you thought as your saviour left you or were not what you thought they were but dont worry the universe sees what you dont they were not someone you needed in your life they would have done more bad than good 

What your friends think of you?

you hardly have friends dont you or whom you can truly call your friend so been betrayed by a friend haa they left you out or were keeping you in the dark but dont take the blame they are just a ill moral and maniplative person but there is surly a childhood friend or a friend who is romantically interested in you darling I am just so sorry that I am not getting what they think but more about the situation IG you need these messages more as your guides are strongly giving these messages as last this friend or lover  admires the strength you have shown and are happy that you are trying to move on and not repeat the patterns within 4 to 6 months you will be meeting people who not only match your vibes but will understand you and guide you there they all will be probably more mature or eolder than you.hoping the best for you.

What is your charm(intuitive)

lo lita, my bag -song, counting starts-song, pitch dark, ghilbi studio character vibes, grand launch, muffins.

Do give feedback as it has been a log ass time .

[hertwood]

dts s5 e6-8

e6: -having flashbacks of having to defend oscar to my mom for this why does the show try to lean into otmar's perspective so heavily GROSS -nah im full tinhatting i do not remember this whole bit where everyone hypes up oscar in interview before he has his lil chat with mark netflix u slimey lil bitches -oh if i was here when this news broke summer break 2022. i would've been inconsolable. i'm sure it was nuts, ballistic. maybe it was good i wasnt there. idk if i could've handled it akldkfjadslkfjasdkfj -lando saying "i already am (leading the team)" was not that rude it was just the TRUTH sorry -daniel speaking italian is so important actually -"ive been in this sport for 25 years i know what im doing" king that only makes the fumble THAT much more embarrassing COME ON -otmar talking abt how well oscar took all the shit we offered aren't we owed a contract? reminds me of timeshare schemes like actually just u paid for xyz if you dont have a contract in place he doesnt owe u anything maybe do contracts better next time :) -unfortunately zak brown is right!! its a pr disaster is the 5 million worth it!!! and they didnt even get the 5 mil!!! how do lose ur job speedrun masterclass here!! -i do wonder how much netflix inflated daniel's chances for the alpine seat, bc from what i've heard it wasnt really in the conversation. idk i wasnt there but it would make sense for netflix to lean heavily into this narrative -did not realize liam was sitting Right There when pierre was askin abt the gossip aldfjaslkfjaksjdf -the way how in season 1 its like NO DANIEL DON"T LEAVE RED BULL i feel the same way abt pierre going to alpine. like ofc it made perfect sense at the time and you cant fault him for it but like no babygirl its bouta implode PLEASE -rip all the tiktok edits that were muted in the umg purge that paired "good luck to oscar" with "if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing." thank u taylor couldn't have said it better myself -"do you regret anything that's happened?" "um. no :)" U TELL EM BABY

e7: -i'm sorry but geri seemingly getting boiling water from a tap to make tea is so fucking insane rich person cursed -was originally gonna include this funny shot of christian standing looking out a balcony like sharpay evans in high school musical in my s5 gifset but due to recent events i will not :) -i just think. that including this whole bit abt how much checo loves his family in the same episode as the monaco gp where he allegedly cheated on his wife was a CHOICE. interesting. -lewis's monaco 2022 outfit is one of his best outfits ever. its so iconic 2 me -HI ALEX -so many cinematic parallels to discuss. s1 max putting it in the wall in practice and ruining his race to prove he was faster than daniel. known parallels to brocedes ALLEGEDLY trying to sabotage eachother by crashing in that corner in monaco. hmm hmm hmm. much to think -im sorry the sainz collision is just so goofy. i remember watching the replay of this quali and being bamboozled. befuddled. deeply amused. what a stupid fucking sport -'for fucks sa-........okay this is typical monaco isnt it" MAX GETS IT -i honestly dont mind wet monaco races just bc by nature of the track its on average slower therefore less dangerous. i'll take a wet monaco over a wet spa any damn day -ferrari's double pit fuck up is PEAK embarassing ferrari strats. like to do a bad strat is one thing but to just mess up the strat ur trying to do. peak biblically cursed charles leclerc moment

e8: -god i wish i got more into yukierre. i see the appeal. unfortunately they just dont give me brain worms -many thoughts. um i think focusing on yuki's temper is just. unfair. like sure he should work on it but thats an issue with many young drivers its not a unique failure on his part -i have given thoughts on japan '22 before i'm not rly gonna rehash but i really wish the didn't gloss over it on dts. i think it was an important moment in the sport to have a big conversation abt rain safety. -oh this nyck supercut is gonna be painful knowing where it goes :/ -god remember when ppl thought nyck was gonna lead the team? leave yuki in the dust? even /i/ had him above yuki in my preseason predictions isnt that insane? -"im happy, i'll take that, that you'll miss me at least 2 or 3 minutes" god forgot the most romcom ass shit since sebchals we'll start by holding hands -nando n lance having this crazy crash and now a year later they're fucking on the reg. happy 4 them

[bryceslahela]

Ok u absolutely DONT have to do this but what if u told us ur least favorite li from all the multiple-choice li books that uve read 🙈😍

ok i’ll put them under the cut!! also i’m not very good at names just so u know. so i described some ppl 😭

across the void - idk who the fuck they are i’m so sorry to them.

america's most eligible - what’s his face. derek. i’m sorry but he was so annoying. no backbone.

baby bump - the male mayor was a jumpscare. i’m not even joking.

bachelorette party - rich doctor. reed? i romanced him bc he had rlly big gazongas. he’s boring and forgettable tho.

big sky country - the main guy. no offence to him but when ur competing with two bad bitches and you’re barely scraping average. sorry to him.

blades of light and shadow - mine was probably imtura. no offence to her but i’ve replayed it a few times and although i attempted to romance her. she’s the only one i never really clicked with. i do love her as a character tho.

bloodbound - lily and jax. sorry to them.

a courtesan of rome - cassius the snivelling nepo baby. i cannot stand him!!!

desire and decorum - hamid. his character annoyed me.

the elementalists - personally? probably aster. same thing as imtura. i’ve romanced everyone but i never rlly vibed with aster.

endless summer - jake i hate him. his stupid nicknames. his napoleon complex. those stank boots that prolly started covid.

foreign affairs - ayna bc SHE BETRAYED US…. will never forgive idc….

the freshman series - for me personally? all of em. all of them were annoying to the point to where it would be unfair to point out one? they all have their redeemable points imo.

hot couture - all were very ugly!!!!

immortal desires - …. gabe. and i LIKED gabe.

laws of attraction - sorry aislinn. i was just a gabe girlie.

mother of the year - NOT ONE BAD LI 😍 but i did prefer eiko and thomas to levi.

murder at homecoming - tyler but specifically white!tyler.

my first two loves - sorry mason and ava. even tho i like u both 🫶🏽

nightbound - idk. didn't finish.

open heart - ethan.

perfect match - my least was probably…. khaan. but i romanced all of em.

platinum - british tswift wannabe.

red carpet diaries - seth and i forgot her name but it began with t. both annoying. thomas hunt was annoying too.

ride or die - all were mid.

the royal romance - DRAKE AND MAXWELL. how bad is it that 50% of ur lis in this book are absolutely dogshit. thats insane.

rules of engagement - the bartender and nerdy twins gf. first one bc he looks like drake and the second bc she was so annoying.

save the date - the blonde guy. simon. hated him bc yall tried to push the agenda that he was better then justin. that’s simply incorrect.

veil of secrets - flynn. he smiles like he knows a secret that you don’t. its very unnerving.

wake the dead - idk i quit playing.

[degrees-of-fuck]

Thinking about my OCs as DoL protags #1: Leticia Lorelei

this is even more self indulgent than usual god damn. also warning for long.

She’d honestly be kind of the best at it of my gang tbh. Her life already ain’t that far off if we’re being honest. People are a lot more open about treating her like an object here. Unsure how to feel about that!

Lettie appeared as an infant near the orphanage nestled among the plants and immediately became a huge problem on account of her psychic powers. I’m pretty sure instead of crying as a baby, she just projected violent psychic interference into peoples heads?? Like the instincts are just different. And then it only really got worse as she got control over her powers and got older and more capable of active malice. So Bailey fucking hates her guts lol. Her endless debt is somehow even more than that of the average orphan on account of this.

Her reputation is one of her most important tools, so as much as it she knows it would make her life easier, she can’t let herself go straight into stealing or sexwork (Though while she won’t outright rob people, she Will con them to their faces.) I think she’d mostly associate herself with the temple. Plus, having provable magical powers that she can easily dress up as miracles, I feel like she’d be able to net herself a pretty cushy and important position with them. (Though at the same time, there’s Gonna be people that think she’s sus as hell and occasional attempts to use her mysterious powers as a scapegoat for literally anything that goes wrong) She does have to cheat her way through virginity tests. Nobody knows she’s doing it and thus nobody will ever know exactly how. (fuckin magic smh) Also uses herself in Scary But Powerful blood sacrifices a lot, so that probably contributes something or other.

None of the in game TFs particularly fit her? But I think a hypothetical deer or lamb TF would work really well for her. So that. Either/or. Angel seems like the obvious one but it really doesn’t quite fit when in reality she’s a) most definitely not a virgin and b) a fucking liar. She’s a magical illusionist with knowledge of the occult and some spells under her belt, not an actual miracle-worker.

She wouldn’t have an LI that she cares for in any major way tbh except maybe a more platonic fondness for Robin, but she’d be in all of their good graces. Being in constant danger, she does kind of need as many people as possible to be willing to kill for her, or fork over all their mortal possessions to her. She probably doesn’t actually know Alex, though. Which is a shame because she’d love going to the farmlands and helping look after all their animals and stuff. Chronic illness is a bitch, tho.

I think the love interests she’d be most closely associated with tho are Sydney and Eden. Sydney for clear temple reasons and Eden because regardless of if it’s because she was sold or abducted or whatever, Lettie is more than happy to slip into a comfortable, quiet life where she just stays in the forest hermit’s cabin and be fully protected and provided for. However, she knows in her heart she can’t risk letting them take over her life, even if she does manage to keep the psychological upper hand. Because Eden is fucking SCARY. So, once her money situation is stable, she tends to spend her weekends with Eden. (Sorry Avery lol, ur only use to her was money) Besides, she doesn’t want to risk Bailey sending someone else out to collect money she doesn’t have because she was gone too long.

At school, she has like 0 status on account of being quiet and visibly really weird. Not to mention genuinely creepy in how she manages to puppeteer the people around her. The temple association doesn’t help. Although considering her tendency to cozy up with Everyone, she does likely have Whitney’s protection. Best subject is English, worst is Swimming.

Teacherwise, I think she’d be closest with River! Again, for temple reasons. She probably has a lot of information about all of them, Leighton included, but she’s yet to blackmail them. She’s just sort of... Keeping it in her pocket for later use.

Every time someone asks her out, she pretends to be SO unbearable sweet and innocent that she just doesn’t understand what they’re telling her and takes it as a declaration of intense friendship. The exceptions to this are the likes of Whitney and Kylar, who don’t really ask you out so much as they just decide you’re together now. On that front, she. Kind of just tells both of them the ‘truth’ oddly enough lol. She’s such a subservient little pushover, it’s no shock she got suckered into that! So basically, she just lets them take it out on each other.

I.... I wouldn’t be shocked if Kylar abducted Lettie tbh. Actually, that sounds about right. Plus, she’s so weak and sickly, it’s better if she just stays with them! AND FURTHERMORE, what if she can use her miraculous powers to help their parents! (She can’t, sorry lol)

She tried to get a job at the cafe. She was allowed to be a waitress there for a while and did great at that, but the moment she got an opportunity to work in the kitchen she was just fired on the spot after what happened. We don’t talk about the incident. She also probably sells lots and lots of flowers. (And tho it’s not a thing you can do in-game, her skills in sewing, embroidery and various other fiber arts would probably be moneymaking opportunities.)

I’m... Unsure how the Wraith would feel about her. I feel like some kind of close connection would form there, but I don’t know what exactly... Will have to think on this more.

Animals and plant people are inexplicably drawn to her even more than most people? Wild. (Her horde of familiars lmao)

I think she’s equal parts beloved and detested by the town. Some adore her and would very much like to use her (or just her body tbh) to fix every single problem in their life. Some think that she’s a bad omen or deluded and that she ought to be knocked down into her place. Also probably element of corruption kink go brrrrrrr except she’s incorruptible because she’s already corrupt as shit. A fair number of people are convinced she’s a changeling, or some other form of dangerous fae, so they’ll be inclined to avoid her outright.

In some sense, she’s safer than average with her reputation meaning that a lot of people either think too highly of her or see her as too delicate to even make normal physical contact with her, or fear her too much to go near her. But also how known she’d be would mean that she’s very recognizable and anyone that does have half a mind to attack her is going to be extra determined and extra weird about it.

I’m unsure about her title, though I’m still stuck on picking one for Clara who is literally a DoL OC that I play with and exists purely for DoL stuff so that tracks. Buuuuuut... The Enigma, The Divine or The Illusionist would work nicely for her, depending on what angle you wanna focus on. Maybe something relating to how many faces she has lol

As a sidenote, I think she’d like Gwylan a lot!! : ) There we go, that’s one person she might want to be friends with in the entire hell town that she’s not too unwell to actually meet.

[transwrongs]

The Free Speech, Anti Cancel Culture crowd is fucking annoying for many obvious reasons but one in particular is the hypocritical sentiment of “law and order, personal responsibility” typically overlapping. Because I have seen the very same people who cry and bitch and moan about cancel culture and PC culture and “you can’t say anything these days” in the same breath talk about corporal punishment and “people need to take responsibility for themselves”. it’s just a pretty blatant compartmentalization in these peoples ideologies and it’s frustrating.

Like… ok,,, a bad conversation with a cop could end with them taking your life. Literally, traffic stops for black people become dangerous because when we, naturally, become upset about “getting in trouble” (very, very generalized statement) and maybe start arguing with police, we are seen and thusly treated as active violent threats, and we die. And so people will say that that is ok because you’re supposed to obey the police officers orders and any amount of disobedience justifies a cops actions.

But then…. People can say crazy (racist, vile, uncool) shit to average citizens and we will be like “yeah ur kinda an asshole for that fuck you actually” and those SAME people defending cops murdering people will go “woooooow cancel culture strikes again” and it is just fucking MIND BLOWING to witness. I know it takes a LITTLE bit of energy to make that connection which is why I understand how easy it is to see those two things as unrelated but my fucking god……… you people really just don’t care about POC (black ppl specifically) AND you want to be able to openly and freely not care about anyone else on top of it. But I’m the bad guy for pointing it out,,?

I’m your friend here I also want you to say whatever you want! I love free speech I use it pretty regularly!! I’m confused why you think no one else should be allowed to call you an asshole for your words and stop associating themselves with you because of them though? That’s like…. Part of the gig? You don’t get to be a whiny baby when ppl don’t shut up and smile at your weird shitty opinions and statements lmao anyways

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

MICKEY MOUSEY clubHAUSE!!!

I KEEP HEARIN MUNCHIN N MUNCHIN N LIL PAW PAWS RUNNIN AROUND IN MI ROOM N IN THA LIVING ROOM WHEN NO ONE IS DOIN ANYTHUNG N ITZ SCARIIIIIIIII. IDK WHERE DA FUG WE LEF THA RAT TRAP LAST TIME WE CAUGHT A LIL MICKEY MOUSEY MITSKY POOP BUTT I KANNOT MF SLEEP IN PEACE KNOWIN THEY HERE. I AM SO [RATIONALLY] SCARED IMA WAKE UP N ONE IS GONNA B IN MY MOUTFH. TELL MEH IF IM BEING RAT-IONALL. ALSO THE CRICKETS FUK RLY RLY LOUD AT NITE N IM SCARED OF THE BIRDS I KANT SEE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THT SOUND LIKE THEY R SCREAMING OL YELLAAAAAHH. I KANT HEAR PHEOBE BRIDGERZ OVER THEM.

Finally went to the bins in LIC. thought id hav to fight ppl there cuz TIff told me sOme bitch pulled some shoes out of their hand they found first but it wuz quite EMPTY when i got there!!!!!!!!!! i found a Rly kute brand new ralph lauren polo tank and GW leather red n black high heel boots. ALL for like 2 buckz!!!!! idk why i thought id b successful in finding anna bolina [my iphone autocorrected anna bolina to anna bologna n i thot tht wuz kinda funnie] tanks or zip dressez there but whatevzz, walking around for an hour and a half in circlez around tha bins were rly theraputic . the7 train so wobbly n packed n sociologically fascinating. ppl r counting their hundreds openly , couples r so intertwined , holding each other still while the subway carts shake our bones ... i wasnt even wearing platformz but i felt so fragile even whilst being held together by tha rat race rat packed lil LIC 7 Train. LIC so quiet i wonder if and when i get a slower pace of life ill maybe settle here cuz it's so neighborhoody n it's a still an easy ferry ride to the city . i wuld luv to live alone again n feel the ability to host more ppl comfortably / hav my own independent space for my own artistic pursuits as a multidisciplinary artist .......

ST EAZY n ZILLOW

PLZ B KIND 2 MEH.

ihope i kan get on sum pandemic monkey pox rent stabilized deal LMAO. mi rent in bev hills for my own place wuz like 1300 but studios in NYC are like 1700 . like wtf lolzz. Mind u i was paying like 100 every 6 months for a fuckin parking pass just to park my car in my area n also like 100 in utilities on top of tht a month but tht was do-able w/ my income n i kant imagine having to make like 40x the rent amount now in NYC n with my Average credit score now i just don kno .

BUTTTTT. igot a nannying job in UES n also passed tha first round of interviewzz with The Children's Institute of Fashion Arts to b a sewing instructor / fashion design teacher ;] EXCITED. i hav no teaching credentialzz but i was a tutor thruout high school n was a socialworker for kiddozz during covid n had to meet their teachers / drive them to skool to get their laptopz ….. during my junior yr in college i had my sociology internship where i taught art to unhoused children for the summer. i think tht makes me more than qualified TBH butttttt.

Ur laughing w a stranger outside of substance abuse skate park at an after after party talkin ab naming our children after diff types of cheeze, like Baby feta andbaby swiss and baby parm n baby colby Jac . Whenever i decide to hav children i will name them meunster. Or swizz.

LADYGUNN wuz fun w many cute musicians, stylists, designers, photographerzz modelzz n HOTTIES . giving advice ab seeking/sugar bby lyfe n getting advice on how to succeed in tha fashion world blah blah... mucho tired pullin up tho cuz NYFW castingzz have been extremely exhausting but i made it past tha 2nd round for danielsleatherzz n got scouted by MAMA KITTYYY who shuld hit me up for a show as well... TRYNA STAY BOOKED AF.

i luv being able to complain ab the stupid modeling industry with other cute models but also laugh about how fun it is at tha same time n be encouraging n hype each other up when we all do our lil runway walk IT SO KUTE n supportive n MODELING IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN MODELING. its art, community, FASHION which is SOFT POWER... A LIL EXCERPT I WROTE AB IT 4 SKOOL RECENTLYY.

"fashion is soft power, a form of communication . During the french revolution people wore the jewelry of the high priestesses n priests while redistributing wealth. with wealth comes influence , with wealth comes power. fashion attests to that. '

and the redistribution of wealth is something i always found endearing in my religious studies and 'wrestle' with God per say, i enjoyed the reading of the laws. and That every 7 years there would be a sabbath / rest period for labor. and every 50 years [ year of jubilee ] they would rotate class statuses. jesus also taught to create safety nets for the poor, fashion encompasses society n its growths and highs n lows. jesus emphasized nurturing all class statues thru clothing them, feeding them, housing them.

CHARLIXCX JUSTDISCOVERED CROCS 2 DAYS AGO [09/05/22] AND I YAM WAITING 4 THEM TO DROP A SONG AB IT ASAP ALSO MET A GURL NAMED NELLY THIS WK N NOW I FEEL GUILTY CALLING PPL THT AS A TOXIC WAY TO TEASE PPL.

Nowadayz is so kute to lay against tha speakers n rly rly rly feel the music surge into ur palms and thru ur body. why do the deepest convos happen on the nowadayz dance floor. standing in front of the DJ booth holding each other so close screaming in each otherz ears loud enough to hear over the music but tender 3nough to not b offended. yR friend r on molly anD we lay outside finding the orion constellation in the string-lightz. its funnie to laugh ab but the truth comes to surface thti haven't seen constellations or stars 4 far 2 long.... growing up in SGV i wuz surrounded by mountains ... waking up willingly at like 5am everymorning just to walk around alone . watch the sunrise n leave poems 4 my forbidden crush [they were a pASTORS KID and i wuz this scene goth bitch wiff an antieyebrow piercing] in the little tunnel / bridge under the mall down tha st from mi house. id sneak into the arboretum n write poems next to the cherry treez and see the peacocks every single day . arcadia was such a jdugmental n superficial fake town. but we sure housed all tha god damn peacocks in LA. it wuz our town's lil slogan in animal form i guess, if u hurt one u could deadass do time in jail.

[lost the rest of this on my old tumblr SADDDDDD] ...

-RENNY

[juvederm]

yapping abt family hcs for ud

starting w the washingtons bc whatever . i think josh's dad is widely interpreted to be kind of a shitty dad, and honestly i do write that a lot, like i don't go against it ever. but i like the idea of the dad being cool, crafty and humorous. i should write that more Tbh . however i expanded more on the first interpretation i mentioned. i give josh's dad a lot of issues, like he's got his own problems going on (won't go into it bc im afraid of ppl looking at me sideways, not that the hcs are weird but idk) for the mom, she's kinda always been the same for me; she values academics, ethics, and wants the best for her kids. as soon as josh and the twins were able to work she was like, apply for jobs. as soon as they were able to get their permits she was like. ur getting that damn permit. she wasn't That strict but like her kids didn't have to be told twice. like they just listened bc her tone was firm enough (i hc for the mom that shes been like working all her life, she's a very determined woman)

now onto jess- i give her a step dad, her bio dad kinda dipped before jess could really remember him. jess is veryyyt much like her mom. her mom is like an energetic person, i imagine she's like short asf, had a party phase in college, and wants jess to seek out experiences that feel good to her. and she's very supportive. her step dad is a chill, mellow kind of guy too, he's not as energetic and outspoken but he's supportive too. jess also mentions in game how her parents do throw money away to replace her phones, i think her parents are like Girl how the fuck do you keep losing / breaking your phones. so they give her warnings, hence why jess dramatizes it and is like "my parents Will Kill me :[" also jess's mom is that mom that everyone loves. like even emily is like "i love that bitch". i think jess has a little sister, like a baby sister, who constantly makes messes that jess has to clean up after.

speaking of emily, both of her parents are business people. classy, no nonsense (except her dad can be kinda jokey). her mom is much like josh's where she wants emily to excel in academics, get shit done and be successful. so emily works toward that, 4.0 bitch. her parents do trust her a lot too, they're usually away on business trips, so they allow her to invite friends over, but they can also be very punishing like if they come back and the house is fucked up, emily has to clean it and she doesn't get off scott free even if she does that. but generally they're pretty lenient with her and they don't hassle her. i think emily has a younger teenage brother, who's ur average annoying gamer. he's not left off the hook tho, he still has to keep his shit together, sometimes emily helps him study

ashley has both of her parents in the picture. her dad looks like he jumped out of a 70s sitcom. like plaid shirts, giant glasses, he tries to be stern and strict abt things like curfew but sucks at enforcing it. so like cady heron's dad lfkdnsbs. id say ashleys mom js like cadys too, but ashleys mom has more whimsy to her. her mom collects and is a painter, likes sewing from time to time (she sewed ashleys first day of hs clothes) ashley has a baby brother to me, but hes not as messy as jess's little sister. ashley's parents are also aware of ashley's crush on chris, and even they're like ... Do you Liiiike him? and they tease her abt it often.

sam's parents are surprisingly stern. i like the idea of them being kinda chill and shit but idk. i often write her parents being strict with her academics and stuff, but it's mainly only wanting her to pass her classes. they're both sports people also, so they stress that sam works out and does a sport. sam to me seems like she did a lot of sports and didn't stick to one, but she's good at a lot of them too. she's good at tennis (but always lost to hannah 😭), she played for the girls soccer team, she did baseball but didn't like it as much, she tried cheer and also didn't like it (jess wanted her to join). her parents don't lack any fun tho, they often go out and take sam along. i view sam as an only child too, so it's just her and her parents at some fancy restaurant. maybe it's awkward, maybe it's not. her parents also focus on healthy foods and shit. her dad studied anatomy and physiology in college and always drops some random ass health facts

matt's parents are probably the most supportive people ever. his dad is the definition of "he's a little confused but he's got the spirit" bc his dad is so uninformed about sports. like he'll cheer for the wrong team at the game with Confidence... his dad is also crazy abt video games, he used to work at as a game journalist at one point. he has like old video game discs in this thick ass binder that holds all of them (my dad literally does this). the mom is just as nerdy as him tbh, they're like Thee couple. she's often the one arranging outings and stuff like that, and if she asks her husband to do it... that shit never happening. he usually forgets lol, but it ain't all cookies and cream like... they do want matt to succeed and get his scholarship. they ask about his grades a lot. matt also has three younger brothers, chaotic little trio they are. they're like LARPers in the backyard, always playing a new game with each other.

mike also has parents that are very business savvy. his dad is a mayor, previously worked in real estate. he's worked at a lot of construction sites for the town that they live in. he's a big name, maybe not as big as bob washington, but definitely well known . his mom is a nurse, but mainly works from home or if she's at work, she's usually in her office. mike to me has an older brother . like one that he's not really close to but when the guy visits, they have an ok time. his older brother like moved out forever ago and is 4 years older than him. mike at first seems like an only child but no. his parents are much like the others where they did stress academic success, so when mike was class president they were like so proud of him. but they can be kind of neglectful as well... often leaving for days at a time, or not being home until dark. but mike doesn't mind bc he just invites people over or throws a party when he can. his parents are also aware of how much he hops between girlfriends but they never keep up or seem interested in actually knowing the girl. besides emily. she made them get to know her bc she wasn't about to visit and have them not respect her lool

and chris . he's one that i've talked at length about so this might be nothing new. i gave chris a packed backstory so just keep that in mind. heads up for like abuse and stuff like that. his dad is an asshole full stop. and yeah the guy has his issues too. i hc his dad as this hard ass, former military sargeant. he's not in it anymore, but his experiences in it impacted him immensely. however, he's always been strict and no nonsense. he always asks chris if he's thinking about getting a girlfriend, he wants chris to be a man in charge . chris kinda doesn't want to be like his father. chris is a mommas boy to me, and speaking of his mom, she was so unlike her husband it's crazy. she was a very chill woman, very interested in gardens and anything botanical. she wanted chris to just do what he liked, but his dad would oppose that. i think chris ended up losing his mom at a young age, and could be an explanation for why he tends to shut down in emotional situations. his dad didn't cope well with losing his wife, along with being very verbally degrading, it would sometimes get physical when they'd argue. needless to say i don't give chris a good home life . his step mom is okay, she's not as mean as his dad, but it's not enough for chris to want to stay at home . chris is also the most only child i've ever seen in a video game

anyways there you have it. these are the headcanons i operate under when writing :]

[angelplummie]

UNCONVENTIONAL THINGS CLASS 1A BOYS FIND HOT AS HELL

CLASS 1A X READER

masterlist

mostly fluff, but also nsfw

part 1 part 2 shiratorizawa

DENKI

• Denki likes crooked teeth!!!

• he thinks they’re charming and whimsical

• doesn’t fully trust ppl with perfect teeth like.. what are u hiding??

• loves when you wear lip tints with it, thinks ur mouth looks so kissable

• gives u a judgmental look if u talk bad about them, he’s proper like 🤨🤨🤨

• he gets why u might feel bad about them, but like,,,,, he can’t relate

• kisses ur pretty mouth until u forget about it either way

BAKUGOU

• i’m gonna say what were all thinking.

• Bakugou loves hairy pussy .

• can’t tell me this man doesn’t gobble up bushy vagina like it’s a fucking pudding cup LMAOOOOOOO

• naw but he will whine like a bitch when you shave, he thinks it looks way better with hair

• doesn’t care if u trim it, but like... he needs a little something

• all round katsuki likes his women hairy 👍

• when asked why he’ll just go ‘cuz it’s fuckin hot ok? will u get off my ass?’

• doesn’t know why he likes it, just does

• he thinks it makes u look ‘healthy’... yeah don’t ask me

• if u ever say “we can’t babe i haven’t shaved”... get ready lol

• “good. get on the bed. now.”

• loves the feeling of your pubes against his pubes, just hits the spot

TODOROKI

• likes big arms on women

• could b muscle, could be fat, he doesn’t mind

• he likes to see them in those tight little baby tees, something about them is so cute to him

• the way the material pinches them, even if it’s just a tiny bit, the way ur shoulders look, it’s just perfect to him

• they make him wanna grab on to ur arm like a school girl getting taken to prom, it’s really quite cute

• whenever u go shopping with him he always picks out short sleeve shirts, n ull b like “shoto we’re shopping for trousers” but then he’ll be like “but ur arms would look so pretty in this.”

• offers to pay so who r u to deny him?

•Wants the around his neck when he’s rutting into you, loves feeling them press against his skin

• if he’s got u i’m doggy he’ll hold you by ur upper arms and grip the soft flesh so tight his finger prints leave marks

• likes to mark them up so that when u wear the pretty little t-shirt he bought u everyone can see who u belong to <333

MIDORIYA

•(fyi if i see a SINGLE short person in these comments saying “COULDNT BE ME IM 5’0 😭😭😭😭” i will personally rip your throat out. short girl behaviour is not welcome on my page)

• so he isn’t the tallest guy, he’s not tiny but he’s not huge either, he’s a very average height

• homeboy is OBSESSED with tall women

• OBSESSED

• istg hes one of those dudes that is like 7 inches shorter than u, craning their neck 90° to chat u up LMAO

• and maybe you laugh at him a little, not because of his height but because of his eagerness, and yet u still hear him out, and you two really click

• thinks ur so majestic and graceful

• pops a STIFFY thinking about ur fucking long ass legs

• he wants to BITE THEM

•Also thinks it’s hot that, even though you’re so much taller than him you still look tiny when your under him getting ur brains fucked out, still complaining about the stretch, still going dummy stupid on his cock

•Even though you’re taller than him, he loves that he’s still bigger than you

•he’ll say stuff like “you look so cute, little girl” and “where’s all your attitude now? thought i didn’t know how to handle you?”

• but no ya if ur tall deku is ur short king END OF DISCUSSION

hey guys tysm for reading! i hope u enjoyed, lmk if u want more of this series i think it’s a pretty cute one!! reblogs appreciated!! bye love you bye!!

[missmeinyourbones]

Outta all the aot boys who do you think would be the most or or least likely to be into crazy girls like …. Maddy from euphoria bitches that are insane

LMFAO OK i don’t think women are crazy. ever. like i support womens rights and womens wrongs. i adore an emotional powerful woman. i also am in love w maddy <3 so with all of that being said

i think connie and eren love a crazy s/o. i think that connie himself is used to being the fun & crazy one so he likes having someone that can keep up w him or even out do him when it comes to unpredictability. i think that eren likes a strong person so for his s/o to be able to have all of these emotions and feelings and go from expressing themselves drastically one way to quickly switching to another…he’s like aha she’s crazy…imma fuck her LMFAO. and im actually throwing porco in here too but i think he thrives off of the craziness in an authoritarian way like he likes having a crazy s/o so he can be like 🤨😡 what would you do without me??? i keep you in line???? he’s annoying lol

i think armin and jean are middle ground just bc they are whipped for whatever you do LMFAO. like regarding a s/o it literally doesn’t matter how wild/outspoken or tame/quiet you are, they are down so fucking bad. i see armin being like oh wow baby!!! you are angry huh??? ok who are we mad at!!! jean on the other hand likes for you to take out ur anger and unpredictability on him a lil bit lmfao he’s a freak. he doesn’t like when you’re mad at him but he does like to see you go off on a bitch while he sits in the back like 😍😎

im putting reiner last bc babe has enough issues LMFAO he’s just a big ol baby and would probably overthink so much about his s/o’s actions and emotions anyways so if it’s someone who is more emotional or passionate than the average person he’s probably dumb scared LMFAO <3

[cqsuanla]

title: ovary action

summary:

You squint at her. “You know, just because you, personally, don’t get your period doesn’t mean you can’t show a bit of sympathy.”

“Go ahead, bring up my traumatic forced sterilisation.”

notes: sfw mediocre gfs fluff where ur on ur period and nats, for once, an above average gf

inspired by conversations with @ataraxyaz

“Babe.”

Nat doesn’t look away from her laptop. You huff and slap your hand on her keyboard, rolling away when she immediately goes to elbow your face.

“Baby.”

Nat sighs loudly, shuts the lid of her laptop, and turns to scowl at you. “What?”

“I’m suffering,” you groan.

“Okay?”

You squint at her. “You know, just because you, personally, don’t get your period doesn’t mean you can’t show a bit of sympathy.”

“Go ahead, bring up my traumatic forced sterilisation.” Nat pulls the blanket down from your chin just so you can see how hard she rolls her eyes. “Do you want me to get you painkillers or something?”

“Yes,” you say, giving her your best attempt at puppy eyes. “Can you also go to the store and get pads?”

She sighs and gets out of bed. “Why do I date women?”

“Because you’re a dyke.”

“Who asked,” she mutters as she tugs on her pants and socks, and grabs her wallet.

“Why did I agree to date you? You’re not even funny,” you grumble, yanking the blanket over your head again. It hurts. So. Very. Badly. “You can’t even carry my kids.” You’re being a bitch. You know you’re being a bitch. Nat started it, though.

“Says the bottom with a breeding kink,” Nat shoots back. “I nearly lost a leg once. And died. Multiple times. Did I complain this much? No. Did I stop you from filing classified paperwork for your world-saving job? No. Did I-”

“I’m going to bleed on the sheets and be in too much pain to wash them if you don’t hurry up.” You poke your head out the sheets to glare at her. “So quit bitching, Ms Dominant and Infertile.”

“Cunt.”

“Don’t need the reminder,” you reply, airy, “It’s making its presence known to me. Painfully.”

The click of the door closing shut is her response to that.

//

It’s been an hour since Nat left. Way too long. This is when your arm sticks out from your bed and bangs around the side table for your phone. You drag it into your little hole and squint at the screen. Ah, 3 missed calls. You FaceTime her back, and she picks up immediately, looking annoyed and awfully cute. The camera flips to show a shelf of female sanitary products.

“What size pussy are you,” she says by way of greeting.

For a moment, the humour you’re feeling rushes through you and drowns out the cramps. Nat puts up with your chortling for all of two seconds before she hangs up.

You call her again. She picks up.

“I hate you,” she says, face blank.

You smile beautifully at her. “I love you so much.”

Her lips wobble, fighting a self-defeated smile. It ends up as a faint grimace. “Okay.”

You don’t push. Instead, you walk her through which size pads you need and talk her into buying a family size bag of candy too. The call keeps going even after she’s paid and begun her walk back. It’s a muggy day today, and she makes no effort to keep the camera still, so you’re treated to a view of grey skies and the occasional errant strand of red hair.

“Natty,” you call for her, voice meek.

The top half of her head comes into view, and she raises an eyebrow. “What’s up?”

“I miss you,” you mumble into her pillow. “Come back.”

Another roll of her eyes. Her most-used expression around you, probably. “I’m literally on my way.”

“You’re so warm. Now, I’m cold.” Dramatically, you fling the blanket off yourself and make a show of picking her pillow up and hugging it to yourself. “Woe is me!”

Nat laughs, the sound tinny coming through the mic. “Okay, okay. Needy baby.”

“I need you,” you whine.

“I’m at the door. Chill.”

“Chill? I just said I’m cold. You’re so toxic.”

Nat doesn’t even dignify that with a response. You are hung up on for the second time. A moment later, you hear the front door unlocking and the sound of her steady footsteps hitting the hallway floor. She comes in with a small smile and a plastic bag hooked on her elbow.

“Go change your pad. I’m going to get you some warm water,” she tells you as she tosses the plastic bag on the lump under the blankets.

You go to say something about that, but she’s already out the door. So, sluggish, you do as told, hunching your way into the bathroom.

Nat’s peeling the blankets back when you emerge, patting the spot next to her. You crawl in, circling her waist with a whimper. She hums and strokes her fingers over your face.

“Come on.” She pats your back. “Get up.”

With great reluctance, you sit up and let her feed you two pills and some water. The moment you’ve swallowed, you’re burrowing back into her, forcing her to lie down with you.

“Sorry for being a bitch,” you whisper into her clavicle.

Nat shrugs. “That’s okay.”

“I love you.”

Nat hums again and drags the blanket over your bodies. “Yeah.”

She loves you too. Why else would she put up with you? You think you should ask her to move in officially—your stomach twinges from the cramps—you’ll bring it up another time.