#nutbread

[talkissues]

Easy Banana Bread (1 bowl, 1 fork)

[nutbreadys]

Filipino revolutionary miku

[therealcoolfooddude]

(via Pistachio-date nut bread) The dough for this Pistachio-Date Nut Bread produces a golden, nutty loaf with a tender crumb, thanks to the addition of pistachio flour. 

[colectivorua]

Rich Fruit and Nutbread Schnitzbrot

[pinkalliums]

OHHH MY FUCKING HGOD?!!!!?! HOLY PEAK????

You gave me the opportunity to make the funniest shit ever @pinkalliums (based on @defector-commander and @askmagicantprince )

BONUS BECAUSE:

[defector-commander]

(posting in character for @plutothenotdwarfplanet because i don't know how to post as a side blog)

haha! nutbread! haha! it's so funny looking! haha! Why is their brain exposed.

Thank you for the ask, Pluto. At least. That is your name, yes? Do not think I have ever heard someone named that. Though, I guess that doesn't really count for all that much since I do not remember most people I used to know.

[serpentsillusion]

Sebastian, Ominis, and my x MC

🐍✨

What are their zodiac signs and birthdays? *Near the end of 5th year* 🤔💚

Ever wondered what our 2 favorite idiots were, based on the stars? I studied astrology and similar things before it was mainstream. From what I've gathered based on their characteristics and personalities in the game this is the assumptions I've gathered (and some random other observations I've gathered). These are not fact but just my personal ✨Lore✨ plus a little bit about my MC. Welcome to my spicy brain and my spicy imagination. 💚 I hope you guys enjoy the lore! Hopefully it will give you more insight into my next coming shorts. 🐍

Sebastian: born March 28th 1874. He's MOST definitely an Aries. Aries personality traits include confidence, passion, and independence. But this sign can also be impulsive, impatient, and self-centered. They're Competitive. As a fire sign, Aries are fueled by intensity. They love to challenge others to friendly competition. Positive Traits: Energetic, Bold,  possesses Leadership Skills. Negative Traits: Impulsive, Stubborn, Impatient. Aries brings dynamism. His Mother and Father were named Johnathan James Sallow and Mary Anne Sallow. I figure his middle name is probably of his father's also. I kinda dig the thought of Sebastian James Sallow. 🤔🤭

Sebastian 100% smells like Sandalwood. Have you ever smelled that on a man? Holy Merlin TAKE ME AWAY! 😭 Sandalwood screams masculinity to me. But like a mysterious and seductive, curious masculinity way. The first time MC smelled his cologne on him she immediately had to know what it was. He told her, because she asked, very bluntly to be honest.... And now sometimes her girls bed room smells like burning sandalwood when she misses being around him or his dumb ass gets detention and she has to go to classes without him. (my real life partner wears this and it is INTOXICATING) Give it a try. 😏🤭

Nicknames: Seb, Sebby Boi, idiot #1, Sebs, sex panther (MC keeps that one to herself)

Sebastian's talents: he's really good at wood work and tinkering. He likes carving things for his friends out of tree branches. One of the very few things he doesn't use magic for. He once made a tiny carved bear for MC for her 16th birthday, she put it in a trinket box next to her bed and cried about it when she went to bed that night because it was so precious. Ominis got a teeny tiny carved peepee one time as a prank. He was not amused. ALSO Seb's surprisingly good at making food. (had to survive on his own for a little while)

Favorite food: literally anything. Jelly beans, haggis (he's Scottish, and his mom used to make it ALOT) Tablet (look it up) MC's Dad once sent a whole loaf of homemade banana nutbread to the Slytherin common room for her and she only had like maybe a bite. That was a new thing for Seb he had never tried, and unfortunately he ate most of it and was very upset with himself afterwards because it was for her. It was DELICIOUS 😂 MC couldn't help but love that he loved it. He wanted the recipe but she told him no. It was a family recipe, and if he wanted it, he'd have to marry her. That was a challenge accepted in his mind. Ominis doesn't like Bananas but he tried it and was nice about it, after spitting it in the trashcan without MC seeing. (he really hates Bananas...it's a texture thing.)

Seb=Dom. Likes to be in control 24/7. Turns into a complete and utter almost feral animal when confronted with matching Dom energy. Especially with a female.. aka MC

Probably most definitely has sad boi depression and anxiety. Which turns into fear, which turns into anger. Probably has PTSD. MC shares his pain from her upbringing and that's another reason why they have bonded so incredibly fast.

Ominis:  born September 25th 1874. Definitely a Libra. Libra's are extroverted, cosy, and friendly people. Libra's, like the Scales that symbolise the sign, are often concerned with attaining balance, harmony, peace, and justice in the world. With their vast stores of charm, intelligence, frankness, persuasion, and seamless connectivity, they are well-equipped to do so. I'm going to assume his father was British and his mother was Irish according to ✨le internet.✨ His father's name was probably something fancy like Elias and his Mother was probably something super classy like Violet. Idk 😐😂

Ominis probably smells like vetiver, tobacco (for some reason) and leather. Like a high society lounge for men. With ✨class✨ The epitome of sophistication.

Nicknames: idiot #2, omnomnom he hates it when MC calls him that but it's cute, snakey boi.

Ominis=Sub. Too nervous to touch a girl. Doesn't know what to do. Too gentleman like. Wants to wait until marriage. Probably screams and runs if he tries to be kissed by a girl. Like Poppy.

Ominis and Sebastian are already best friends but Ominis feels drawn to MC in a way a brother is drawn to protect his sister. Ominis feels obligated to help protect MC because he views her as a sister, and the fact that his best friend is absolutely smitten with her. Ominis will 100% be the best man at Sebastian's wedding to MC. She just doesn't know she's gonna get married to that idiot yet.

Ominis talents: is surprising very very good at playing the piano. It was something he was made to do as a child for his parents extravagant parties.

Favorite food: Anything, except fucking bananas.

My MC: aka Jessica "Jess" Garyn Burke born October 16th 1874. The youngest of The Silver Trio, and also similarly of Borgin and Burkes owned by Mr Borgin and Mr Burke, who were known to deal with unusual and ancient artifacts.😉 I picked Jessica because it's actually an OLD name meaning "To Behold" and Garyn meaning "warrior" Everything she knows she learned from her Dad, including protecting herself magically and *physically* like when she decked Leander Prewett in the face for calling her a rather "prude" name and teasing her in front of everyone including Sebastian and Ominis. 0/10 does not like being sexualized by other men, finds it incredibly disrespectful. She can handle her own. Obviously. It only cost her 2 weeks of detention. Leander and her are cool now btw. He's fine. His pride is not. Sebastian purposely got 2 weeks detention shortly after that so he could be around her more. 😂🤭😁✨ She is incredibly sassy, blunt, domineering, sharp as a whip, and not traditionally "ladylike". MC is not afraid to dig her nails in the dirt if she has to. And she will 100% knock a man on his ass for grabbing her butt. "Bitches get shit done." Is her Mantra.

MC=Dom a dangerous mix when tangled around Sebastian. They constantly fight for dominance but he usually always wins. Only because he's taller and a lot stronger than she is. Not sexually active because she's afraid of her father finding out and killing the poor guy. But she does know how to tie a cherry stem in her mouth without using her fingers. 10/10 proud of herself for that after almost choking on a few in her time trying. She learned that from one of her friends back in London. Father doesn't approve of said friend. Useful skill for seduction. Will keep in her back pocket for later. Is actually kinky. She's read A LOT of books about it. Can "work her magic" so to say if need be.

MC usually has her butternut ash brown hair up in a beautiful and detailed bun with intricate pieces framing her face. Slightly pale skin with mild freckles and bright blue eyes. She loves fresh flowers but fresh roses are her ABSOLUTE favorite!! Which is her perfume of choice. Just straight up Rose.

-She also cries when she gets yelled at. Because she's sensitive, but also immediately gets immensely pissed off. You would prefer having her as a friend, and not an enemy. That is why Sebastian and her formed an incredibly strong bond shortly after becoming friends. They are actually very similar. Did not speak to Sebastian for a whole month after he got mad and called her ignorant that one time. Made her cry after he left the undercroft. Did not understand why she would walk past him in the halls and ignore his owls until he apologized.

MC talents: loves drawing. She doodles some of her classmates in her spare time outside the grounds of Hogwarts, while on picnics or laying against trees. She's drawn Ominis and Sebastian. Especially Sebastian. Several times. She hides those ones because she doesn't want him to know she gets butterflies in her stomach around him. MC is also really good at singing, she just doesn't do it in front of literally anyone. She plays the lute but doesn't really care for the high pitched twang if it. Sometimes she wants someone to invent something very similar. They both should have 6 strings so it wouldn't be hard to learn a different instrument that's very *similar* to a lute. Does not like playing in front of anyone. Sebastian heard her one time when she was sick and stuck in her room practicing all day because she was bored. Everyone was "supposed" to be in class. He was befuddled and so incredibly impressed he couldn't move. MC is also formally trained in hand to hand wandless combat, trained executively by her father, Incase expelliarmus gets casted on her. Doesn't want anyone to know she can whoop ass. Also MC is like REALLY good at dancing, LOVES music and making people laugh. Will purposely embarrasses herself dancing just to make her friends laugh.

MC parents and Family: David Burke and Ramona Nielson. Wizard and Muggle. Divorced cuz Ramona is not dependable as a mother and is scared if her magic welding children, had to be obliviated regarding that part of her children. Ramona still got custody even though she wasn't really around for her daughter growing up which made MC want to stay longer with her father during summer vacation, away from school and sharing holidays between both homes. MC has to have that little bit of stern staleness from something...🤷🏻‍♀️ MC was "raised" by her loving and supportive father who served in the Royal Wizard Military as an elite and very powerful wizard. After he retired from the RWM her father decided to travel, collecting ancient artifacts which is why MC is so good at tracking them down so fast. Her uncle is Caractacus Burke who is the founder of Borgin and Burkes. MC has 2 other siblings. An older brother Roderick, and an older sister, Seraphina. Both past Slytherin alumni. Seraphina is diplomatic but deceitful. Spending most of her time working for the Ministry of Magic directly under the Minister. while most unfortunately Roderick is estranged from the family due to criminal "acts" on house elves. MC's father was in Gryffindor. He is somewhat a little disappointed that none of his children were accepted into Gryffindor, however he is still grateful they ended up possessing magic. Does not know his youngest child can see ancient magic. Wouldn't be surprised if she did. MC's bff is her father and her cat Oliver. MC constantly stops to pet cats in hogsmeade whenever she can.

ANYWAY! I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED THIS!! It took me literal hours as I'm still trying to figure out how to navigate Tumblr editing 😂 my eyes and hands hurt. Lol

Stay stunned for more ✨lore✨

[elvendoodles]

Is there an archive of any fanfics for Elves that you have made?

You know what, that's a good idea. Here you go dear anon:

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imagine-elvendale prompts [x][x][x][x][x] The Azure Sky [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10] Fear [1][2] (Cronan x Reader) Please (Tidus x Reader) Mistletoe (Elf!Reader x The Elves + Emily (Platonic)) Sunlight (Another Kind of Magic Rewrite) Irritating (Rosalyn Introspection)

WATTPAD

When Love Gives Way To Endless Night My Elvendale Adventure (Cronan x Reader) An Icy Heart (Cronan x Reader) Lego Elves Role Swap AU: Unite The Magic (heavy canon divergence) An Unexpected Love (Farran x Emily) SECRETS OF ELVENDALE II Elvenworlds: Book 1 Crossover (LEGO Friends Crossover)

AO3

He Can't Be That Bad, Right? (Voltron Crossover) Finding Farran Wet Earth Rumour Has It... Dizzy Determined The Azure Sky (AO3 Version) To Save a Sister Secrets of Elvendale 2 (AO3 Version) A Walk Down ELvendale's Memory Lane Recovery Pay The Dues Come On Over Only In Memories Hungry Shadows Safe and Sound An Ordinary Hairbrush Bakery Morning What Now? Glade I'm Sorry All That Matters Lego Elves: Prompts Hold It For Your Halo Aftermath Potion Lessons Getting Caught On Your Landslide Vines (Modern + Human AU) Your Lovely Orbiting (A World Away) The Earth Needs Water To Grow Stormshade Drabble Collection Goldberry Nutbread A Glass of Water (Cause You're So Thirsty) Nothing Better

FANFICTION.NET

An Overdue Apology

This isn't //everything// out there. I curated fics that I personally believe are of quality and substance in some way (grammar, length, coherence, etc...). If I end up finding more of the lost imagine-elvendale fics I'll add them to the list. I've done my best to leave out the smuttier fics, y'all can seek those out on your own if you so wish.

[tanoraqui]

For the character ask game: Celechwes and accidentally causing a fire!

[ask meme]

Celechwes considered herself something of an expert of the many waybreads of Beleriand - on eating them, at least. She'd been sent on her way with the many rich breads of Ossiriand, as varied as the nut flours each Laegrim tribe boasted as the best base, all perfectly suited to long, happy wandering. She'd ridden night and day on strength of the fluffy but fulfilling wafers of the eastern field-lands, the ever-enduring hard seedcakes of the northwestern mountains, and the surprisingly homogenous loafs of the squabbling Noldor (though she could always tell a baker who'd crossed the Helcaraxë from one who hadn't. They were, quite simply, more sustaining.) On a few occasions, she'd even been gifted one of the small, round loafs which Melian made with her own hands for those Marchwardens who guarded the Girdle along the edge of Nan Dungortheb, each bite of which seemed to make the whole world brighter.

And of course there was the waybread of home, including from her mother's own oven. Peroldhaleth was no great journey-leader, sustaining all her people with her craft. But elves had been baking petty waybread for kith and kin for longer than they'd been elevating lords and ladies for the skill. Celechwes had long-since given up trying to explain that Perolhaleth's recipe really needed the many long days at sea, gently absorbing ambient salt and dampness, in order to be really "done", and it just wasn't made for in-land journeys. Now, she just gratefully accepted the bundles of bread and made sure to dunk them in streams every time she camped.

Good waybread couldn't be made on the move. It needed at least a camp with real intent to stay a while, to rest, recuperate, and prepare for the journey ahead. Even so, Celechwes had made her own waybread from time to time - in her mother's oven, or with kitchen time borrowed in one village or another, or even over a cookfire of her own if she found a particularly nice patch of land and decided to rest for a while. She habitually picked up odds and ends of trail-cooking supplies; she could make a good, true-sustaining oatcake or nutbread if she put in the effort. Good enough for herself, at least, and browned just the way she liked it!

She'd all but stopped that after the Enemy returned to the north. First, every place that used to be as safe as the wild ever were was suddenly under strange and terrifying threat. Then she'd been busy, criss-crossing the continent with urgent messages for the war. Even as peace stretched south of the Leaguer, gone was the lackadaisical I'll end up on that side of the forest sometime this year; I'd be happy to bring your letter to your cousin post of the Years of Starlight, and with it, spontaneous idle camping and baking.

Beside, every Noldorin fortress of note had a lady leading a team of bakers dedicated exclusively to waybread and other field provisions. Celechwes's bread was suitable for herself, stubborn and just enough willful hope to sustain a lone rider through the night, a little saltier and damper than most inlanders liked it. It was nothing on the mass quantities of waybread needed to sustain an army, each slice replete with the determination, joy, fire, and everything else required to carry a warrior through patrols, marching, cold northern nights and pitched battle, and they didn't stint the couriers their share.

She watched through the glass oven door (only Noldor!) as her third attempt in a row caught flame, and she burst into tears.

Lady Maedhinest, Loaf-Ward of Barad Eithel, rested a hand on her shoulder. Though capable, Celechwes knew, of kneading a five-pound pile of dough on her own, her touch was gentle.

"This may just not be the task for you," she said kindly. "There are countless other--"

"What?" Celechwes cried. "I cannot take up arms, I cannot heal the wounded, I cannot ride out--"

For the whole of the north still burned, the air tasted of fetid smoke even here in the heart of Barad Eithel; the siege had broken but that just meant the vast army of orcs and smoke-ghosts and dragons that spit flame swifter than the fastest courier could ride was now broken up and roaming free, their movements unpredictable but always savage. The only person to get out unhindered of late had been Fingolfin, and--

"There there, my lady," Maedhinwest murmured, warm arms encircling her. She sensed, perhaps, that calling Celechwes your majesty right now would make her fall apart completely. As much of a failure as her stupid burning waybread, burning helplessly like everything else.

Celechwes let herself be guided to a chair, and blew her nose on the proffered handkerchief. At least they'd long-since shooed all the under-bakers from the room, so maybe Celechwe wouldn't devastate morale with rumors of her general incompetence at the position she'd so boldly stepped up for, and never thought she'd actually be in.

[candaru]

bits from our not-recorded Mother 3 playthrough

everyone in town wants to fuck Flint. everyone. he has zero interest and is so happy with his wife and kids :)

oh no his wife and kids :(

the flirting only gets worse when Hinawa dies. "fuck this I'm fucking off to the mountains"

Lucas is smiling he's totally smiling. look you gotta trust him, see? if you turn him to the side it looks like he's smiling. he's fine. he's fine.

Allie's mom does not make nutbread for other people. Allie is a pathological liar

the magic people are called Magpies!

Duster does NOT fully register how awful Wes treated him. "yeah as a kid he'd lock me in the basement while watchin' his shows so I learned to make my own toys outta clay and staples. look! an action figure!"

Kumatora didn't realize Lucas's mom was dead until like chapter 5 and immediately went full big-sister mode and started crying over him

Samba's real name is Chips!

Baccio definitely had a crush on Lucky and almost confessed just before he left.

Magic may or may not have also had a crush on Lucky.

there was a club-wide rumor that Violet had a crush on him, because she was always trying to talk to him; however, these rumors were completely wrong

Duster is completely unaware of all of this

Lucas doesn't really like soda. he also doesn't really like Thomas. he was always trying to flirt with his dad...

the "ultimate attack" was named P.K. Ponies!! with two exclamation marks. whenever he used it, Lucas would shout the name of a MLP character, followed by confusion over what he just said.

the Masked Man had an evil version of the attack called P.K. mon, and would instead shout the names of Pokémon when he used it

Boney talks like a TTS machine

Kumatora was NOT okay when she learned about Fassad's true identity. She bawled and then took a nap on the floor

everyone's favorite food is Jello.

...as in, the youtuber. they grow clones of him in the dirt and are cannibals specifically for YouTuber JelloApocalypse

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

No, I will not explain what each of these are. Figure it out yoself ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°

[cagemasterfantasy]

Dark Molasses Nutbread

Makes 1 8 1/2 inch loaf

Ingredients: 3/4 cup all purpose flour, 3/4 cup rye flour, 3/4 cup fine or medium ground yellow cornmeal, 3/4 teaspoon baking soda, 1/2 teaspoon baking powder, 1 teaspoon kosher salt, 1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped toasted walnuts, 1 cup buttermilk, 1/2 cup unsulphured molasses (not blackstrap), 1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled.

Preheat the oven to 350 with a rack in the middle of the oven. Butter and flour an 8 1/2 by 4 1/2 inch loaf pan and tap out the excess (or coat with nonstick baking spray).

In a bowl whisk together the all-purpose flour, rye flour, cornmeal, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Add the walnuts and stir to distribute.

In another bowl, whisk together the buttermilk, molasses, and melted butter (the butter will clump, which is fine).

Make a well in the center of the dry mixture, and, using a flexible spatula, fold and stir until the wet and dry ingredients are just incorporated (do not overmix). Scrape the batter into the prepared pan and smooth the top.

Bake for 40 to 45 minutes, rotating the pan halfway through, until the loaf is firm to the touch, the edges pull away from the pan slightly, and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Cool the bread in the pan on a wire rack for 20 minutes. Turn out the loaf, place it right-side up on the rack, and cool to room temperature. To serve, slice with a serrated knife.

Note: Rye flour is available from Bob's Red Mill and is sometimes found in the bulk department of a supermarket or natural foods store.

Picture Credit: A finicky guide to..

Source: Heroes Feast

[nutbreadys]

She's our #1 fan 💯

[sirladysketch]

Another good thing to remember is that they are 100% employee owned!!

Their flour can be a bit pricier but I've always had fantastic results when I use it. I just got a bag of their gluten free all purpose flour to try out - hoping to turn them into cookies or nutbread, yumm

According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state. “Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure. But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.

One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining. “Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”

[quitetheclimbinginspo]

Tag ref

Culture Cluster 1- Iron Age, Bronze Age Europe, Viking Age, Vietnam, the Iroquois, precolonial Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Scotland, coastal Russia, deer, berries, seal, big game fish, squash, mead, nutbreads, fried food, democratic confederation, worship of the seasons, bride and baby maying, extremely long Longhouses, clusters of bark or stone shacks, hides and furs, thick wools, bead chains, beard beads, braids, temple rings, huge intricate boots, jewel tones browns and tans, birch bark animal skin, hot coals, bear claws.

Culture Cluster 2- 20th, 19th, 18th, 17th, Edo Japan, pre divide Korea, Republic era China, the Netherlands, Regency England, Massachusetts, Maine, salty soups and raw or fermented fish, rice, sake, pickles, late stage feudalism, tribal and clan wars, strength and luck, wooden shiplap and paper buildings, shanty towns, suits, qipaos, stays over blouses, pants and trousers, kimono, tattoos, greys navys browns reds and blacks, wood plastic bone pitchtar and paper, whaling, scrimshaw, tall ships, fishing nets, repurposed junk, found objects.

Culture Cluster 3- 18th, 17th, 16th, 15th, the Caribbean, Indonesia, Renaissance Venice, Brazil, Thailand, Louisiana, Florida, Cuba, the Philippines, pastas and noodles, spicy seafood, rum and sugarcane, bananas, merchant kingdoms, cut throat merchantilism, hustle culture, terra cotta roofs, colorful ports, tall skiny buildings, cabanas, sarong, drape skirts, huge ruffled dresses, turban or hair wrap, blouses, big jewelry, palm sandles, rainbows white and gold, silks glass gold and jewels, carnivals, canals, street food, pirates.

Culture Cluster 4- 20th, 19th, North Africa, Mexico, Chile, Bolivia, Greece, citrus, corn, flatbreads, yogurts, agave tequilla, lamb, theocracy, strict barter token system, bargin culture, honor system, deep value of stories art and personal knowledge, dome shaped architecture, color coded cities, spires, luxurious tents, light wools, bowler hats, hijabs, burka, tunics, ponchos, pompoms, cantines,

[feelinsheepish]

/ Fyi, the way to Terry's heart can often be through food.

He's a foodie and that can be hard considering at times they have to ration the stuff they grow.

He loves home cooked meals, he loves berries and nuts the most but he ADORES his mother's nutbread and baked honey apples.