#obey me ships

[squeakyducky]

Simeon: B҉e҉ n҉o҉t҉ a҉f҉r҉a҉i҉d҉.

MC: Sir this is the sexiest moment of my life.

[blacksheepoftheclass]

This is what I think will happen if you tell Beel to eat you out.

[demonlorddiva]

Obey Me! Side Characters Accidentally Hurting Mc

I had ONE person ask for the dateables so here ya go! Not the best at writing them but I’ll do my best! No Luke I don’t wanna see him sad 😭

Diavolo

Lucifer tasked you with delivering some papers for Diavolo to sign

Barbatos greets you at the castle doors, telling you he’s in his office

Meanwhile, Diavolo just had the best idea for a new school event he wants to have

He throws the doors of his office open in excitement ready to tell Barbatos about his idea

…the second your right behind it ready to knock

The force sends you and the papers to the floor

It takes him a second to realize what happens before he absolutely freaks out

“Oh my goodness! MC! Are you alright???”

He thinks he’s killed you, or broken a bone, or both or anything terrible that could happen to a human

He’s on the ground with his hands on your shoulders

Meanwhile your giggling, telling him your fine and to calm down

When he sees your fine, he pulls you into a bear hug

“Thank the stars your okay”

Barbatos

Your helping Barb cook in the castle

He’s trying out a new dish you showed him from the human world

As your chopping the vegetables, he’s called to help Diavolo with something, so you tell him it’s fine and continue with the recipe

While he’s gone, you find yourself in your own little world, doing a recipe you’ve done so many times

You don’t notice when he walks back in the kitchen and he thinks you do

He walks up behind you, admiring your work

“Have you finished chopping?”

His words startle you, causing you to drop the knife your holding onto your hand, slicing it

Immediately he grabs your hand and spins you around so your facing him, inspecting your wound 

“Apologies MC, I thought you heard me, and now look at you.. we’ve got to get this cleaned up”

Before you can even think, he’s got you sitting on the counter with a first aid kit bandaging your hand.. looking very apologetic might I add

You have to tell him your fine a million times before he believes you.. at least you think he does

Once he’s done patching you up he kisses your hand where the bandage is 😭💕

Simeon

Your partners in a project at RAD so your at the library with him sorting through books to help you study

He’s on the ladder handing down the books while you set them on the table

On the last set of books Simeon loses his balance

Sending you, him, and the books to the floor

He manages to catch himself before fully landing on you but the book he was holding hits you square in the face

“Oh MC! Are you alright?”

His hands are on your face, checking to see any injuries

Your blushing and stammering out that your okay

Finally the realization hits him. He’s on top of you, your face is so close…

He sits up, looking away but you can see his cheeks are RED

He helps you back to your feet

While you guys continue to study after, you can’t help but notice how he looks at you and how he blushes when he looks away

Solomon

As his apprentice, helping him with his experiments and potions is a regular thing for you too

So when he asked you to come over and help him with his latest potion, you agreed

Everything was going according to his plan, this was gonna turn out amazing!

They were just about done, all of the sleepless nights of working on this project will finally be completed

“MC, could you put the contents of that container into the cauldron?” He says across the room, checking his spellbook

Unbeknownst to the two of you, Solomon mislabeled the contents of that certain ingredient in his tireless haze to finish the potion

That mistake had big consequences, as soon as you added some of it, the contents of the cauldron exploded, sending the scalding potion to burn your hand hovering over the pot

He was quick enough to send a protection spell so the potion didn’t spray over your entire body, but not quick enough to keep you fully unharmed

He quickly ran to you, inspecting your hand with gentle hands looking completely baffled at what just happened as were you

When he realizes his mistake he’s incredibly sorrowful. His own negligence caused his favorite person to get harmed

“I’m so sorry MC, my poor judgment caused you so much pain. I hope you can forgive me.”

Luckily, being the worlds greatest sorcerer came with his perks. Before the pain can set in too bad, he chants a spell until your hand returns back to its normal state before the incident

Afterwards, your in charge of reading the spell book while he deals with the potion. At least if he messes up again you won’t be hurt.

Definitely try’s to cheer you up by teaching you some spells you’ve been wanting to learn

“All right my little apprentice, since you’ve been good how about I teach you that illusion spell you’ve been so excited about huh?”

I mayyy have been drinking when I first made this and forgot to add Solomon. But here he is! In my defense my phone froze and deleted most of this before I could upload and I had to rewrite everything. So sorry but he’s here now!

Hope y’all like it! Got a lil spicy with Simeon there at the end but I just can’t help it 😫

Comments are appreciated! Always trying to improve on my writing!

[sleepyb3lphie]

RAHHH 😭

Still can't believe I commissioned my favourite artist ever , @avonyxx !!! <33 🫶🫶💕

Look at them 🥺🫶 💕

[deathupontheangels]

Ha

[tortor-sauce]

drinking w lucifer :3

[threerabbitsinatrenchcoat]

the power of meme making

[pseudonymphomania]

Remastering this for Kiss Day, MerMay and my store 🐳

I originally made this for a lark (and so did it quickly…) but it seems lots of people love the concept, most of all ME.

Whale x Orca. All hail the whale men.

[l3viat8an]

MC: Can you do me a favour?

Belphie: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to.

MC:…okay.…so can you do the dishes?

Belphie: No.

[devildomwriter]

Some Horny Thoughts About Ships

Lucifer and Barbatos who help each other relax and relieve tension after a long day working with Diavolo.

Solomon showing Simeon now that he’s human it’s okay to engage in lustful activities and helps him out the first time he’s incredibly horny.

Asmodeus showing Raphael that parties aren’t inherently lustful and sinful and how to have more fun but instead proves Raphael’s point when they both get drunk.

Thirteen who show Mephistopheles how to loosen up and that he can choose love and affection when he wants with who he wants instead of waiting for a command Diavolo will never give.

Barbatos that is so exhausted with Mammon’s hijinks that he devises the only way to calm him down and account for him is to pull him into another room and tire him out himself.

Satan and Mephistopheles getting so excited that they pulled a successful prank on Lucifer that they accidentally kiss and end up rolling with it.

Diavolo going into rut and not having anyone to help him out so he turns to Barbatos for help.

Diavolo that’s very attracted to physical innocence and begins lusting for Leviathan until he can seduce him into his room.

Simeon realizing his frustration towards Diavolo is sexual attraction and accidentally admitting it in a fight that leads them straight to the bedroom.

Asmodeus helping Thirteen with her make up when they stare into each others eyes just a bit too long to be considered platonic. Asmodeus complaining when they inevitably end up messing up their make up.

Lucifer that so desperately wants to shut Solomon up and prove who’s in charge that he fucks him until he passes out and ends up enjoying it too much to leave it at that.

Belphegor who falls asleep next to Raphael and begins grinding in his sleep causing extreme sexual confusion in Raphael who’s supposed to remain pure of mind and body.

[legglesspotato]

I am honestly so surprised there aren’t that many people who ship Mephistopheles x Satan, there are a lot of chats between the two of them that could be used as ‘ship fuel’ lol

[squeakyducky]

EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

Lucifer's reaction when MC told him they want to marry him

He's so adorable please 😭😭😭

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[blacksheepoftheclass]

I am not a huge Diavolo simp but something about this card just makes me feral.

[demonlorddiva]

Hi!! I stumbled upon your blog (stumbled!?!!?!? Upon!?!?!?)

Anywaysss, I really like your writings!! It's very fun to read!

BUTTT!! HEAR ME OUT!!!!

How about an mc who's very short????? Like imagine the struggle in terms of things that the mc usually do (like cooking) turning into a parkour exercise because of how often they need to climb the counter to get one single ingredient, or to step on a chair in order to cook, or to climb a bookshelf to grab a book, etc.

It's fine if you don't want to btw!! It's just fun to think about!! mwaa, byeeee

As a certified short lady I got you! I’ll do the brothers but let me know if you want me to do more!

Warnings: not really any but they teasing tf out of you so be prepared 🤣 also gn mc as best as I can!

Obey me brothers with short mc

Lucifer

Most humans, even demons are shorter than him. So this doesn’t surprise him at all

Thinks it’s cute when you get angry because your so small

If your struggling to reach something he just watches from a distance for Mmmm till you ask him to get it for you

It’s his pride don’t judge him he just loves it

Mammon

GET READY FOR THE NICKNAMES

Small fry, shrimp, shorty, short stack, all of them

“Don’t go climbing on the counters shorty! The great mammon will help ya, if you fell and hit your head Lucifer would have mine”

Definitely does the thing where he rests his elbow on your head cause your so short

Levi

Omg your so short and he’s so much taller than you! It’s like that anime “i know im taller than you but that’s okay and I love you all the same”

Don’t climb on the counters!! Your making him nervous, he can get it for you and be the hero!

“Thanks Levi! Your the best!”

Boys as red as a tomato 🤣

Satan

Wouldn’t say anything but he thinks it’s so adorable with how short you are

And he loves being helpful to you! Of course you need him to grab that book from the top shelf, and he’s happy to!

But he definitely uses your small stature for his anti Lucifer league schemes

“Hey your small so he won’t notice you, sneak in there and drop off this trap”

Asmo

EEEEEK YOUR SO CUTE

He just HAS to dress you up like his little doll

You’d look so cute with lil curls in your hair and these shoes? They are perfect!

Being the shortest out of the boys he’s actually surprised and happy to help you with grabbing tall things from shelves, he normally doesn’t get to do this!

Beel

He’s never seen a human so small

Must protect at all costs

There was a group chat message that I think about a lot where he picks you up for you to grab things on the top of high shelves (asmo thinks y’all are doing the nasty HAHA)

But I genuinely think he would just lift you up for any reason, you see a bug, the steps too high, something’s scary, literally anything

Belphegor

Definitely makes fun of you

Even tho HES SHORT TOO (compared to the other brothers) so the jokes go back and forth forever

But he definitely loves that your short, your perfect for napping and cuddling with

“Your so small, it’s like your my personal plushie” he says with that cute lil smirk he has AHHHH

[sleepyb3lphie]

Boyfriends :3

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