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cheapshrimpysheep · 6 months ago

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For an obey me req- kissing under the mistletoe? Would the brothers even know about it? Would mc have to explain ehat it is? Would mc pull smth to get them under the mistletoe or maybe the other way around? Uou can choose whatever you're comfortablew scenario or hcs, characters too(but I would love it if you could include dia and mammon maybe🙏🙏) and everything else (I know this is terribly vague- I just want some nice holiday fluff tbh💀)

SUMMARY: MC has learned a new trick they can use to make a sprig of mistletoe appear over their heads. And that's what they try to do to the boys they'd like to kiss.

COMMENTS: Considering what's going on, I'd like some fluff too. ❤️ Maybe it was the uncertainty surrounding Obey Me that made it a little more difficult for me to feel motivated to write this, but I really wanted to do it.

I hope you and all enjoy it 🎁

CHARACTERS: Demon Brothers + Dateables = Lucifer; Mammon; Leviathan; Satan; Asmodeus; Beelzebub; Belphegor; Diavolo; Barbatos; Luke (platonic and cute); Simeon; Solomon.

TAGS: Fluff; GN Reader; Kissing

WORD COUNT: An average of 280 words per character.

CONTEXT: You learned a spell to make something small appear and levitate wherever you wanted. Needless to say, you immediately thought of approaching someone and having a sprig of mistletoe appear above the two of you for a kiss.

Lucifer was in his office doing some paperwork as usual. You walk down the stairs and stop in front of him, on the other side of the desk. He looks at you and sees a sly smile.

“And what are you up to?” He asks with a smirk.

“I learned a new trick.” You say and snap your fingers.

A tea cup appears levitating, you pick it and place it on the desk, offering it to Lucifer. He looks at the tea, then at you and smiles charmingly.

“A spell to summon small objects?” He chuckles and smell the tea. “That's what you usually do for me. Did you really make the tea and come all the way here just to give it to me using that new trick of yours? Ha ha. Fine, I'll take a break. As long as you keep me company.”

He drinks the tea, says it was very good and thanks you. You say there's just one more thing left to do and he raises an eyebrow at you, curious.

You snap your fingers and a sprig of mistletoe appears above the two of you. He drags the chair and stands up.

“You mean your reward for the nice break you gave me?” He smiles seductively “So, was this all because you wanted a kiss from me?” He says as he slowly walks around the desk. He comes very close to you and tilts your head with his fingers on your chin. “If you were needy, you could have said so.”

He brings his lips close to yours, but doesn't kiss you. He wants to see you look like you want him. And only when you look at him sulkily does he kiss you deeply.

“Well... I've already gotten a lot of work done, I can extend my break..” He grabs you by the waist, sits you on the desk and continues kissing you...

Mammon had sent you a message asking you to come to his room because he had an idea for some new scheme.

His new idea was to imitate a brand that had just started selling those big calendars with photos, the problem is that he was thinking of making those calendars with sexy photos... of him. He wanted your help because he didn't want to pay a photographer and would rather you photograph him.

You don't like the idea, but instead of simply showing jealousy, you decide to pay him back in kind. You tell him that you recently learned a trick where you can make a sprig of mistletoe appear over your head. You suggest trying this trick on people who look like they would pay to have you kiss them. Knowing full well that his answer would be...

“ABSOLUTELY NOT! Your lips are mine and mine alone!” He blushes when he realizes what he said and how he said it. “Don't ever suggest that again! Even as a joke!”

You come back to the idea of his calendar.

“So, you want the Great Mammon just for you too.” He smiles. “Fine. I'll come up with another idea. But no mistletoe or kisses, you hear?”

“Not even with you?” You ask and make mistletoe appear over your heads.

“No mistletoe or kisses for anyone but me!”

You hug him and he attacks your lips with a burning passion, ignited by your teasing. And if you let him, he'll pick you up and continue your make-out session in his bed.

Levi invited you to watch a new Ruri-chan Christmas special with him in his room.

Parallel to the main story of Ruri-chan saving Christmas, the friend who has a crush on her had told her about the kiss under the mistletoe and was trying to get a kiss from her but kept failing because she was very absent-minded. You hear Levi feel sorry for the friend throughout the story.

“Ahh! It's so frustrating to see his effort, while at the same time not wanting to pressure her, be in vain because he's so distracted.”

“Tell me about it...” You mutter to yourself.

“What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you well.”

“I was just agreeing with you.”

In the end, when the friend was about to give up, Ruri-chan finally notices a mistletoe above them and gives her friend a kiss on the cheek. Levi celebrates, despite admitting that it was predictable that the story would end like that.

You ask if that didn't make him want to go through the same experience and kiss someone under the mistletoe. He blushes.

“W-well... y-y-yes... but I would only do it with you!”

“Then go ahead.” You point up and Levi sees a sprig of mistletoe levitating above your heads. His blush deepens.

“HEY! T-that's not fair! I wasn't prepared! And you planned this!”

“If you don't want to...”

“NO! I mean, I do! I mean...” He takes a deep breath. “Why do you always do this when you catch me off guard?”

He comes closer and gives you a sweet, affectionate kiss. That extends into a loving hug. And if you let him, he'll keep kissing you and cuddle with you in the pillows and blankets you laid out on the floor to watch the christmas special.

Satan was in his room, reading. You knock on the door and he tells you to come in. He smiled the second he saw you. You say you want to show him a new magic trick you learned.

“Really? I can't wait to see.”

You snap your fingers and a bookmark with a kitten's head drawn on it appears levitating.

“Ah, you learned how to easily make small objects appear.” He takes the bookmark and uses it to mark the page of the book he was reading and closes it. “It really comes in handy in situations like this. This is when I lose my pens.”

You snap your fingers again and a pen with a cat paw design appears.

“Ha ha. You decided to show me your new trick with little gifts?” He smiles. “I'm flattered. Or maybe you're just really in the Christmas spirit.”

Speaking of the Christmas spirit, you say that you wanted to use that trick one last time and that it was the real reason you went to see him. He smiles curiously and expectantly. You snap your fingers one last time and a sprig of mistletoe appears levitating above your heads. He blushes and laughs.

“How did I not think of this? Sometimes I forget how cunning you can be. This will be very useful for pranks. But for now...” He holds you by the waist and turns you around to make you lie in his arms. “I must fulfill a tradition.”

And he kisses you gently and softly, before slowly deepening the kiss.

Asmo invited you to his room to try out new makeup and beauty products he bought. You go and after having a spa session, he does your makeup so you can go with him to a party. For some reason, while Asmo was fiddling with your makeup, you wanted to play a little prank on him.

Whenever he turned to pick up a product, you used your new trick to make it appear in your hand and hide it. He thought it was strange that he couldn't find the eyeliner, but it could have fallen on the floor. He started to get suspicious when the same happened to a blush and saw the lipstick disappearing just in time. He looks at you and sees a little smile right on the corner of your lips.

“Hmm? Someone's being naughty~” He smiles “Ha ha ha. Are you the one making my things disappear?”

You admit it and he asks what you're doing. You tell him about the new trick you learned.

“Oh, yes, I remember seeing Solomon use that trick instead of getting up and getting things himself. It’s a very useful spell.” He continues to do your makeup and when he's done he just stares at you. “Your lips look so delicious with that gloss~.”

You snap your fingers and make a sprig of mistletoe appear over your heads. Asmo sees a new shadow on your face and looks up, then looks back at you with a smile and a look of desire.

“How sneaky. It's a shame to ruin your lip color so early, but a tradition is a tradition.” He starts by giving you a sweet kiss, but as always, he can't stop there and deepens the kiss.

You ended up not going to the party because you were having a private one in Asmo’s bedroom.

Beel was working out in his and Belphie’s room. Belphie was probably sleeping in the attic. You knock on the door and hear Beel telling you to come in. You walk in and see him lifting weights, he smiles the second he sees you.

“Hi (Y/N). Did something happen?” He asks. You say no, that you just wanted to show him something. “Oh, so you don't mind if I finish my workout, do you? I'm almost done.” He finishes the workout with the weights and look at you. “Hey, since you're here, can you help me?”

If you accept, he will ask you to sit on his back while he does push-ups. When he's done, he's all sweaty and you hand him a towel to dry off.

“Sorry to keep you waiting.” Hes smiles. “What did you want to show me?”

You say it was just a new trick you learned. You snap your fingers and a bottle of fresh water appears levitating in the air. You hand it to him.

“Oh, cool! And thanks! My bottle was getting empty already.” He drinks the entire bottle in almost one gulp. “And now I'm hungry. Do you want to come with me?”

You say you just want to do one more thing before that, snap your fingers again and a sprig of mistletoe appears above your heads.

“Hm?” He looks at you apologetically. “Thanks, but I don't think you should eat mistletoe, I know it's poisonous.” But then he realizes. “Oh! Wait! Mistletoe?” He blushes a little and smiles a lot. “The kiss, ha ha. Sorry, I didn't remember.”

He kisses you like it's the most natural thing. But as soon as he pulls away, he licks his lips.

“I also forgot how good your kisses tasted... Can I kiss you more? I can eat later...” The more kisses he gives you, the hungrier they become.

Belphie was sleeping in the attic. You approach him to try to wake him up, but it seemed like he could sense your presence. He slightly opened one of his eyes to look at you and smile.

“Hi, (Y/N)~” He says in that lazy, sleepy voice of his. He stretches out one of his arms, opening them for a hug. “Did you come take a nap with me?”

You say you can join him, but after you show him something. He gets curious and you ask him to sit on the bed. He does and you sit next to him. You snap your fingers and a little cow plush appears levitating. He gives you that lazy laugh of his.

“How cute. Is it for me?"

You confirm and give him the little plush as a gift.

“Thanks. But you know, it seems lonely. Why don't you give it a friend?” He sees that you look a little confused. “Like, I don’t know, a little sheep maybe?” He smiles.

You snap your fingers again and a pink sheep plush appears. Belphie picks up the two stuffed animals and places them side by side on the bed.

“Cute. Now why don't we keep them company?”

But you say there's one more thing you wanted to show him. You snap your fingers one last time and a sprig of mistletoe appears levitating above your heads.

“Ha ha ha. I was actually thinking about doing the same to you eventually. But I'm glad it was you who did it.”

He leans in and kisses you lazily but lovingly. You feel his arms wrap around you and suddenly he pulls you so you can lie down on the bed with him.

Diavolo was in the Demon Lord's Castle, more precisely in an office dealing with some paperwork. Barbatos welcomed you, took you to Diavolo and then asked permission to go and leave the two of you alone.

Diavolo smiled the second he saw you and when Barbatos closed the door he sighed in relief.

“You are my salvation.” Diavolo tells you. “I've been dealing with bureaucracies for Christmas celebrations all day.”

“You should take a break then. Let me try to help with that.”

You snap your fingers and a cup of tea made by Barbatos appears levitating. You carefully pick up the teacup and place it on the desk. Diavolo gives you that loud laugh of his.

“Ha ha ha! Barbatos said he would make me tea. Did you use that trick to teleport the teacup here? I hope he doesn't take it the wrong way. Thank you. But I would like you to join me and there is only one cup of tea.”

A small portal appears near you and above the desk. You just see Barbatos' arms come out of it with a cup of tea and place it on the table. Then the same with a teapot and a sugar bowl before the portal closes. Diavolo laughs heartily again and invites you to have tea with him.

After tea, he doesn't hide his sadness at seeing the time for you to leave arrive. He thanks you for the visit but it is when you say that you haven't done what you came there to do yet. This brings the smile back to his face and piques his curiosity.

You snap your fingers and a sprig of mistletoe appears levitating above your heads. Now not only does he have a huge smile, he's also blushing slightly.

“You truly are a box of surprises.”

He leans in, cups your face and kisses you sweetly and lovingly. The kind of kiss that already misses you.

“Do you really need to go?” He asks after the kiss and puts his arms around you. “I can take the rest of the day off for you.”

Barbatos was taking care of his duties in the Demon Lord's Castle, as usual. You go there and, as expected, he is the one who welcomes you.

“Good afternoon, (Y/N)” He smiles. “It's always a pleasure to have you. To what do we owe your visit today?”

You say you are there precisely to see him and to show him something.

“Truly? Well, I'm honored. And what would you like to show me?”

You don't want to waste too much of his time, so you decide to get straight to the point. You tell him it's nothing special, just a little trick you recently learned. You snap your fingers and a sprig of mistletoe appears levitating above your heads. He chuckles.

“Simple spells can also be charming to watch, and you just proved it. But your choice of object and its position seem to be part of the real reason you came to show me this trick. Am I correct?”

You give him a guilty smile and he chuckles again.

“And you know that it will be my pleasure to carry out this tradition with you.” He leans in, gently holds your chin with his fingertips and kisses you gently and delicately.

Luke wanted to make Christmas sweets from all the three worlds and asked for your help to make sweets from the Human world.

You were helping him in the kitchen and decided to use your new spell to bring the ingredients and utensils to you, also as a way of training. Sometimes you get it right the first try, other times something close but different appears, like a kitchen roll instead of a wooden spoon, or pepper instead of salt.

When you got it right Luke would give you an encouraging smile of congratulations. When you got the wrong object or ingredient, you would both laughed together.

“It was close.” He will tell you with a cute smile. “Try again! I know you'll get it right this time.”

But one of those times, you were thinking about the possibility of using this trick to get a kiss from someone, so you ended up getting distracted while summoning the ingredient and a sprig of mistletoe appeared levitating above your heads instead.

Luke blushed immediately and laughed awkwardly. You give him a kiss on the cheek and he gets even more flustered.

“Hey, but I shouldn't be the only one getting a kiss.” He stands on tiptoe and kisses your cheek back. He's still blushing, but smiling.

Simeon was in his room in Purgatory Hall. You went to visit him and he paused writing a new book to give you the attention you deserved.

“You came all the way here just to show me a new trick you learned? He he. I'm flattered that you did all this just to share something with me.” He smiles sweetly. “Now I'm looking forward to seeing what it is.”

You say it's nothing that special, just a silly little spell.

“It's okay. I'll be happy to see anything you would like to show me.”

You snap your fingers and a quill pen appears levitating. Simeon was surprised. You pick up the quill pen and hand it to him.

“Oh, is this a gift for me?” He gives you a charming smile. “Thank you! The feather is beautiful. I'll test it out as soon as I get back to writing my book. ... No, no, of course you didn't interrupt me. I would stop anything I could be doing for you.”

You say you just wanted to show him one more thing with that trick. You snap your fingers again and a sprig of mistletoe appears levitating above your heads. He laughs and blushes slightly.

“You truly are generous in giving me two gifts: a new quill pen and a kiss from you. I am truly blessed to have you in my life.”

He comes close to you, places one hand on your lower back and the other caresses your face as he looks at you affectionately. His kiss is extremely sweet and loving.

Solomon was the one who taught you this spell and you were training with him in his room. He was enjoying watching you, regardless of whether your attempt went well or not.

The first few times you tried that trick you failed, and Solomon laughed, you just didn't know if it was with you or at you. After you started to perfect your technique he started to congratulate you and tell you that you are doing a great job. You started feeling mischievous, wanting to get revenge for his laughter at the beginning.

You snap your fingers and the glass of water that was on his desk appears above his head. The glass flips over, but he uses an impermeable charm at the last second as if it were the most casual and easy thing ever. He picked the glass to place it safely on the table again and got up from the couch, smiling.

“I sometimes forget how naughty you can be. Hmm? Upset that you couldn't pull the prank on me? Ha ha ha. Sorry, but seeing you pout is really cute. I couldn't resist.”

You turn your back to him pretending to be really upset. He gets closer to you and if you let him, he will hug you from behind.

“Aww, don't be mad at me.” He kisses your cheek. “You wouldn't want me to go too easy on you either, would you? It's so much better to see you actually surpassing me for real.”

You snap your fingers again, he looks up and sees a sprig of mistletoe hovering above your heads.

“Ha ha ha. See? You outsmarted me instead. I really have a great apprentice.”

He breaks the hug and you turn to him. After all that fun he couldn't contain himself and hugged you tightly again while kissing you passionately.

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obeymeshallwedateaddict · 9 months ago

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Hiii!!!

I have a bit of a random, thought about it at 3am type request. How would MC react to the brothers (and the undateables if you have time for a pt.2) carrying around something that reminds them of MC? (ie. keychain, photo, letter, flower etc)

Thx!

Heyyyy I love your request!! I hope you enjoy this one and part 2 with the dateables is coming soon!

Author's note: I'm sorry for the recent delay of my requests and that I've been posting less but I've been busy for the past one to two weeks. I expect to be back to normal by next week.

Summary: You notice that each of the brothers is carrying something around with them that reminds them of you.

Contains: Fluff

GN!MC = reader

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MC reacts to the brothers carrying a reminiscent of them.

Lucifer

The first time you see him carry such an object would be either when he is doing paperwork in his study (or wherever it is) or if you're walking down the street with him.

It is a fountain pen that you gave him not so long ago. He just carries it around with him all day. He does his paperwork with it and sometimes swirls it in-between his fingers whenever he's uneasy or just casually walking around.

The pen isn't any interesting itself but to Lucifer it means the world. It's a gift from you after all. And since it's a gift from you he cherishes it like he cherishes his life.

---

Sitting in the study with Lucifer while he's doing paperwork. Suddenly you noticed the fountain pen in his hand that is so smoothly writing on the paper. There was something familiar about it but you couldn't exactly put your finger on it. It's like it was talking to you. And then it suddenly clicked. It's the pen you gave him as a gift when he mentioned that he lost his favourite fountain pen!

MC: "Hey, Lucifer. Is that.. the pen I gave you?"

Lucifer: "Indeed it is, MC. I see you noticed. I have to say... I've grown quite the liking to it. And of course I would. It's a gift from you after all."

Mammon

The first time you noticed Mammon's item could be absolutely everywhere. Why? Because he carries it with him wherever he goes.

It's a keychain you once bought together and you actually also have a matching one as well. He has attached it to his phone and walks around with him every day. Whenever he looks at it a smug expression appears on his face. He has a matching keychain with his human!

He calls it his "lucky charm". Whenever he goes to the casino or to dig up some treasure from some where he attaches it to his belt. Though whenever luck wasn't on his side he'd just blame it on the keychain saying that the "luck energy" died and it needs to "regenerate".

---

You and Mammon where hanging out together in his room. He was sitting casually on the couch, scrolling mindlessly on the phone while yo were carefully counting his money since he demanded that you should do it instead of him since you are his "servant". After a while when you lift your head and look at the second-born you notice the keychain, attached to his phone. You immediately realise where it came from and smile.

MC: "So you attached your keychain to your phone?"

Mammon: "Yea. 'course I would. It brings me luck to carry it around with me. And also it kinda suits my phonecase."

MC: "Is that the only reason though?"

Mammon: shrugs "Fine.. I also carry it around since it reminds me of ya! But don't ya go telling that to anybody! Ya hear me? Now go back to counting the Mammon money!"

Leviathan

Once a while back you and the third-born cosplayed one of his favourite animes together and in the end you ended up taking a bunch of pictures. You made a lot of different poses and different facial expressions. In the end it turns out that Levi had printed some of them out and put his favourite one inside his phonecase.

He loves walking around with it tho he doesn't make it obvious.

Sometimes during class when he is bored or doesn't understand something and had gotten rather irritated, instead of summoning Lotan which earned him a thorough scolding from the eldest, he'd just look at the picture of both of you that's in the back of his phone, which always managed to put a smile on his face.

While gaming or watching anime he'd always make sure that his phone is close so whenever he felt like it he could look at the picture to liven up his mood.

Overall he was utterly in love with it.

---

One day while gaming with Levi in his room, you noticed the picture of you and him, cosplaying in the back of his transparent phonecase. You smile and decide to point it out.

MC: "You put a picture of our cosplay in the back of your phonecase? It's adorable."

Levi: "Uh Y-Yeah. I actually r-r-really like it. T-that's why. Don't think much of it."

You didn't say anything more though you couldn't help but notice the pinkish blush that appeared on the demon's cheeks.

Satan

A while back you and Satan had gone out in a flower field and while laying among the flowers, gazing mindlessly at the sky you noticed a flower that reminded you of the fourth-born. You plucked it up and handed it to him which he happily accepted.

Since that day forward Satan couldn't make himself to throw the flower away. Instead he just carefully put it in-between the pages of one of your favourite books that he owned.

Every once in a while he'd open the book just to see how the flowers has changed and dried. Though in his eyes it never lost its beauty.

---

One day you were sitting together with Satan in the library. You were reading a book while Satan was studying cursed he could prank Lucifer with. That's until you open the book to the page where Satan had put the flower. It didn't take you long to recognise it even if it was completely dried up. You smile.

MC: "Awh, Satan. You kept the flower I gave you.."

Satan looks up from his book with a soft smile on his face.

Satan: "Of course I would. After all you gave it to me which makes it one of my most priced possessions. And where else could you keep a flower that would eventually dry?"

Asmodeus

On one regular day when you walked past Asmo he sucked in a deep breath and exhaled happily. You stopped and looked at him. His expression was relaxed yet satisfied. When you asked him what he was thinking about he said that your scent had sent him into a daze. That day you gifted him the perfume you were using and he so liked.

Asmo kept it in his room. He'd always spray himself with it before going out outside. At some point the perfume ran out but the fifth-born didn't throw out the bottle. He kept it on his vanity just because every time he looked at it it reminded him of you.

He'd often find himself daydreaming about you while looking at the bottle and sometimes he'd glance at it while doing his skincare our make up.

He was obsessed with the little perfume bottle.

---

One time you were with Asmo in his room, doing skincare together when you noticed the bottle. You immediately recognized what it was and smiled but then you saw that there was actually no perfume inside.

MC: "Asmo, why have you kept the perfume bottle when it's empty?"

Asmo: "MC, dear. It just reminds me of you so so sooo much I can't make myself throw it away! I'm even considering to fill it with another perfume so I could use it. It would be soo adorable!!!"

You smiled and shook your head.

Beelzebub

One time when Beel was going to his training you decided to make him a lunch box so he could have something to snack on if he gets hungry. You put a few of his favourite foods in it and wrote him a small letter along with it. "Enjoy your food! Love you! <3"

Ever since the sixth-born saw the small note he always carried it around with him wherever he went.

He'd either put it in his phonecase or somewhere in his bag so whenever he needed a little boost of motivation he'd read it. Though it always made him hungry since there was no food along with the note this time.

---

One day when you were eating at Hell's kitchen with Beel you noticed the note when he pulled up his phone to answer a message from Belphie. It made you smile. Knowing that he kept such a simple and meaningless note.

MC: "Beel? You kept that note? Isn't it meaningless by now? Considering how long it's been?"

Beel: "Meaningless? No it's not meaningless, MC. A letter or a note in the matter could never loose it's meaning when it's from you. Even if it does make me hungry every time I read it..."

You chuckled subtly to yourself.

Belphegor

Upon going to bed one night you noticed that your pillow was missing. You didn't think much of it and just grabbed another one from the closet and went to bed. It turns out the demon of sleep himself took it without warning.

Belphie would always carry it around the house with him.

Whenever he felt the need to nap somewhere, whether it would be the attic or the living room he'd just sleep with that pillow. It practically became his favourite.

It always soothed him and lulled him to sleep simply because the pillow still smelled like you. And Belphie along with the other six can't help but find your scent soothing.

Whenever he'd sleep with that pillow he'd always have trouble waking up afterwards and someone of the other brothers would have to either use force to wake him up or drag him like a sack of potatoes.

---

One afternoon upon walking into the living room you noticed the youngest sleeping peacefully on the couch. You smiled and sat next to him and that's when you noticed that Belphie was sleeping on your pillow that had gone missing a few days ago. You wanted to talk to him about it but didn't want to wake him so you waited patiently for the demon to wake up by himself. And when he did...

MC: "Hey, Belphie. How'd you sleep?"

Belphie: yawning "I slept okay. Though I could use some more sleep.."

You nodded you head and chuckled before speaking up.

MC: "Belphie, I couldn't help but notice... Is that my pillow you're sleeping on?"

Belphie looked down at the pillow and a smile formed on his face.

Belphie: "Yeah. It is. It helps me sleep and I love sleeping with it. It smells like you so when I cuddle it I feel like I'm cuddling you... I hope you don't mind."

A blush creeped onto your cheeks and you smiled

MC: "You can keep it."

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temis-de-leon · 1 year ago

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One-shots

Main Masterlist

🌟 = Popular // 💫 = My favourite // 🩷 = Requested

Fics:

Lonely MC – gn!reader: how I imagine MC's last moments before being summoned to the Devildom

Peaceful waters – Levi x gn!reader: Levi understands your sadness the most

MC with a selfish best friend – fem!reader 💫: someone in the human realm starts to destroy MC's spirits. The brothers try their best to make her feel better

Solomon x gn!reader in traditional goth wardrobe 🩷: being used to seeing MC as a cute black sheep, Solomon can't help but stare when he discovers MC's true appearence

Solomon x Insecure fem!S/O 🩷: when MC doubts her body, Solomon is quick to show how much he loves it

When Greed is too much - Mammon x gn!reader 🩷: Mammon and MC's luck in the casino runs out and, if that wasn't enough, Lucifer catches them when they sneak back into the house

MC as the future king of the Devildom – Diavolo x male!reader 🩷💫: Diavolo discovers a magical object in the castle that isn't what it seems; a mirror with a reflection that doesn't show what is real

10 signs a cow is happy – Belphie x gn!MC: a series of drabbles about Belphie and MC describing all the signs the Avatar of Sloth is happy

They never see you cry - Everyone x gn!reader: a short drabble in which they ponder why you never cry in front of them

You just have to keep trying – Mammon x gn!MC: a drabble in which Mammon and MC share an awkward first kiss

If crows could talk… - Mammon x gn!MC 💫: a drabble in which one of Mammon's crows brings you a gift

Gn!MC taking care of Lucifer 🩷💫: after everything goes wrong for the eldest brother, MC takes matters into their own hands and makes the feeling go away

Can I trust you? – Lucifer x fem!MC: after crushing on each other for way too long, MC finds herself losing her patience and showing at his doorstep in the middle of the night.

He’s a keeper – Beel x gn!reader: spending the night with him in the kitchen and bored out of their mind, MC decides to play a harmless prank on their boyfriend.

Headcanons:

About demonic pregnancy

Mammon is the type of boyfriend 🌟

Asmo is the type of boyfriend

Simple signs of affection (everyone) 🌟: small things you do that makes them love you even more

Demon Brothers as Single Fathers – gn!reader: what if the brothers already had a child before MC was first summoned to the Devildom?

Dateables as Single Fathers – gn!reader

Bold and confident gn!reader (Mammon, Levi, Asmo) 🩷

Gn!MC with thick curly hair (Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Asmo) 🩷

Gn!MC with chronic joint pain (Mammon, Levi, Asmo, Beel, Belphie) 🩷

Gn!MC with super long hair (Lucifer, Levi, Satan, Beel, Diavolo) 🩷

Who’s their emergency contact (Demon Brothers) 🌟

Southern gn!MC who spoils the brothers with their cooking (Lucifer, Mammon, Beel) 🩷

Gn!MC with tactile hypersensitivity (Mammon, Asmo, Belphie, Barbatos) 🩷

When they don’t know you as well as they thought - gn!reader (HoL): meeting your human friends and family makes them realize they still have a lot to learn about you

When another guy flirts with you (Demon Brothers)

Sewist gn!MC who makes clothes with his clothes (Demon Brothers)

Gn!MC shows cuteness aggression (Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos) 🩷

Demon Brothers as College Students 🩷

MC explains what a belly button is 🩷

MC injures their knee (Demon Brothers) 🩷

The brothers reunite with AFAB! Trans!MC – Part 1 , Part 2 🩷

Obey Me and Streamer!MC

Lolita fem!MC snaps after being harassed (Demon Brothers) 💫

Short gn!MC (Lucifer, Mammon, Satan) 🩷

Imagine:

What would happen if Mammon didn’t want to be Greed anymore?

Pathetic Diavolo 💫

Poly!MC and the sleeping curse 🌟

The way Lucifer looks at you 🌟

Mammon is such a good boy 🌟

Shitposting:

Peeling skin TikTok joke 🌟

What I would watch with them

The royals are boomers

Lucifer is Julius Caesar

Asmo’s vs Beel’s eyelashes

#obey me #obey me! shall we date?#om! shall we date #om! swd #obey me masterlist

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irishmammonagenda · 7 months ago

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Death is a Debatable Thing: [Fic], [Brothers' Reactions], [Dateables' Reactions]

Catholic MC: [Intro], [Part One], [Part Two], [Part Three]

Boop! Rituallistic Summertime Shennanigans MC's Magic Going Wrong

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The brothers x MC traumatised by her death The brothers & little sister!reader The brothers x MC with older brothers The brothers x sensitive MC Asmo x witch!reader Diavolo x jester!reader

An "emo" MC Michael Shennanigans

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Soft Lucifer Cuddling with Mammon "Papa" Mams Having a child with Mams Leviathan Objective get the Avatar of Wrath to murder you Protective Beel Torturing Belphie with kazoos Belphie jealous bc you're possessed sorta Hiding from Lucifer with Belphie Science with Solomon Jealous Sol Protective Barbs Diavolo:3 Michael and Luce

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Dogs I think the brothers would have Obey Me! characters I could beat in a fight Powerful Dia :3 Human Expert Mams Cannibalism ig Fáinne Pied Piper SolomonSolomon and Jesus Leviathan Slander

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Twitter "She's Busy": [Brothers], [Dateables] Texts They Send After You Die You Speak A Different Language:[Brothers],

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#obey me #gng i am so proud of this it took me ages

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fullofbees · 1 year ago

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How the Brothers React to a Witch!Reader

As the title says; the brothers' antics when it comes to MC's withcraft.

CW: None!

»»----------► Reader is Gender Neutral

At first, Lucifer would roll his eyes in annoyance; there’s no time to entertain ancient human superstition. That is until you suggest putting some of Lilith’s keepsakes in the lounge; “Spirits are attracted to sentimental or familiar objects from when they are alive. If you place these on the mantle above the fireplace, maybe she can visit when you all hang out together.” The demon doesn’t believe a word MC says, but his brothers love the idea, and so it happens without his approval anyways. He stubbornly refuses to acknowledge the extra warmth it brings to movie nights.

The Avatar of Greed would beg MC for some kind of spell that would either bring money in or help him save what little he already has. MC warns him that sometimes the universe answers in ways you won’t expect. MC has him place a few cinnamon sticks in a jar along with a small handful of Grimm; though they keep it in their possession, so Mammon isn’t tempted to open it prematurely. Though he’s begging again only a week later, after having his scheduled packed with shift after shift at his various jobs. At least payday will cheer him up.

Respectfully, once Levi found out you couldn’t brew him a potion or cast a spell that aided in his otaku activities, he would lose interest. That is until he becomes hyperfixated on a novel/game from the human world that involves a plethora of references to their craft. Now MC receives messages every hour or so with a plea to explain the lore, an herb, or a philosophy so he can understand his beloved media.

Satan would be interested in the kinds of hexes or curses MC would be able to perform. They would struggle at first to explain how curses don’t work the same way as they do in the Devildom; they aren’t always instantaneous, and more often than not, you won’t get to see the results of the magic for yourself. Still, it can be an easy way of releasing your anger to the universe, allowing it to use the energy against your target if it so pleases. MC tells him that not every aggravating situation is worth your energy. It doesn’t stop him from trying to curse Lucifer.

Asmodeus is already fascinated with tarot and astrology; he would probably have MC read his birth chart, as well as have them make a synastry chart for their relationship. He would text the HoL group chat with MC’s interpretations, probably exaggerating it slightly to make his brothers jealous: “MC said that we’re destined to be together <3.” MC is then flooded with the brothers begging for their own synastry reading. Lucifer ends up banning birth chart discussions from the house because of the fights that break out.

He’s confused as to why MC places food upon an altar and leaves it be. He probably will try to sneakily eat the offerings, only for MC to shoo him away and fiercely guard it afterwards. All is forgiven when MC approaches the starving demon with the now cold food. He doesn’t care though, and happily munches away while MC explains how spirits consume the essence of the offerings. He doesn’t understand it that well, but is mindful to ask MC the next time he sees food upon their altar, and patiently waits for the spirits to have their fill first.

Like Levi, Belphie wouldn’t have that much interest. He doesn’t need any help sleeping, and he already has powers of dream manipulation. He would listen to MC rant about dream interpretation though, and help them relive previous dreams so they can get a clearer picture. Absolutely loves astrology though; the stars have always been sentimental to him, so to learn about the humans' different interpretations of the constellations softens his hatred for them just the tiniest bit.

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A/N: I have one ready for the other dateables ready, I just need to make little name banners for them. Also, please reblog as this helps me connect with more Obey Me fans! :3

#fullofbeeswrites #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer x mc #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon x mc #obey me leviathan x reader #obey me leviathan x mc #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan x mc #obey me asmodeus x reader #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me beelzebub x reader #obey me beelzebub x mc #obey me belphegor x reader #obey me belphegor x mc

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akutasoda · 2 years ago

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Greetings! This is my first time requesting on tumblr so please lmk if I was specific enough? I really liked your headcanons about the Obey Me brothers with a rebellious teen mc, and I was wondering if you could do one with the dateables (platonic ofc)

If you feel comfortable, maybe the mc has a lot of trauma and subconsciously latches on to them as a healing parental/family figure? If you’re not comfortable adding that, just ignore the last part.

Have a nice day! (^_<)〜☆

try me

undateables wave 1

synopsis - first impressions in the devildom did solely depend on your current rebellious stage

includes - diavolo, barbatos, simeon, solomon - all platonic

warnings - gn!teen!reader, reader is mentioned to have undescribed past trauma, fluff, slight crack/angst, wc - 803

a/n: hello! thank you and hope your doing well! if you want the other dateables lmk!!

diavolo ★↷

↪he had found your little rebbelions entertaining. from the very first moment he couldn't explain why but he loved the kind of challenges he reckons the new exchange student would bring - much to both lucifers and barbatos dismay. although it couldn't be help when the little nagging feeling of wanting to protect you arose.

↪he never minded when you sought out his presence, never really catching on to why but always excused barbatos when he asked why. maybe he would eventually catch on as to why or maybe you told him. either way when he found out, that urge to protect you grew and he became determined to heal those memories.

↪his duties may keep him busy quite often but he would always make compromise to be with you, especially if something triggered a particularly bad memory. additionally just enjoys spending time with you, he took on the role as your healing/parental figure as if it was always that way.

barbatos ★↷

↪when you had first arrived in devildom he was only concerned about your age considering you would be staying in a place like this. sure your initial display of defiance would concern him more but he didn't really care for that. he was one of the only people to properly read your files afterall.

↪and as time went along he would notice how you naturally gravitated toward him for anything. he could probably guess the reason and never would press you to tell him. he wouldn't mind being your new parental/healing figure as atleast he knew someone was doing it right - and he enjoyed being with you almost to the point were he truly saw you as his own younger sibling.

↪would additionally always be the first at your side to comfort you whenever some form of trauma resurfaced, no matter what he was doing prior. always looking to replace those bad memories with newer, better ones. would very much grow accustomed to having you around and would always feel slightly worse when he hadn't seen you that day.

simeon ★↷

↪simeon was quite confused when he first met you as the new exchange student. he did feel a concern with someone as young as you being in such a place, let alone with that attitude. but he knew it wasn't his place to object so he did take it upon himself to look out for you whenever possible.

↪then he started noticing how you always sought his presence out - truth be told, his kind nature meant you naturally started gravitating towards him ad your new parental/healing figure. and however he found out he didn't mind, in fact he was rather glad. not about why you were doing this, but glad you had chosen him as now he knew he wanted to replace any bad memories with better ones.

↪your rebellious nature didn't phase him, in fact he did find it quite amusing at times - not when you nearly out yourself in danger however. he would never ask for a full explanation unless you willingly gave it to him as he knew it was a sore subject. overall just really took it upon himself to look out for you.

solomon ★↷

↪he didn't quite know what to think when he learnt the new exchange student was in fact a teenager. but then he found out your in your rebellious phase and loved it. he knew you would bring a certain essence to the program and he was there for it.

↪despite the brothers protest in you not listening to them when they told you to avoid solomon, you did and quickly saw him as your parental/healing figure. he wasn't oblivious and knew straight away when you started hanging out with him more and more. especially when you would always ask for his opinion or for him to do stuff with you - and he happily obliged to any of it.

↪he knew how important having a healing figure in your life would be, so he wanted to offer you a better time than whatever you faced before coming to the devildom. he also loves your rebellious behaviour and finds it very fun especially when you deny lucifer.

#x reader #x gender neutral reader #obey me x gn!mc #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me x you #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me diavolo #diavolo x mc #diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos #barbatos x mc #barbatos x reader #obey me simeon #simeon x mc #simeon x reader #obey me solomon #solomon x mc #solomon x reader

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withered-blossoms · 8 months ago

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➠LAY YOUR GAZE UPON ME: PROLOGUE

A/N: Banners by @cafekitsune. SPOILERS FOR GAME CONTENT. This is gonna be a series, so buckle up. Yes, this is a new writing style that I am experimenting with. Think of it as an experiment to see how patient my readers are, if you will. The chapters will be released in the sequence of the brothers’ birth orders. As for the dateables and finally the new undateables, I'll consider giving them their own chapters as well once I've familiarised myself with their character. As usual, if Luke's chapter is written, it will be strictly platonic. Anyways, enjoy the prologue!

What makes you think that the world is exactly how you see it?

What makes you so sure that the truth is composed of what your eyes send to your brain?

Dear little human, it will do you only good and no bad to remember that nothing is definite. Life is full of changes at every corner. Those seemingly set now may very well fade away later. Anything can turn into sand the moment your eyes land on another object.

This concept applies to fictional works as well. Who is to say that your favourite characters do not exist? How can you all, as measly humans, guarantee that a character is fictional?

Give it some thought, my precious little mortal. How do you know for sure that the characters you make up are not memories of loved ones from the past? Who can guarantee that the tragic backstories you “came up” with are not the tales that your beloved partner, romantic or platonic, divulged to you, perhaps under a starry night with the breeze gently brushing against your cheeks?

I suppose I should apologise for making you waste your time on the contemplation of such matters. As beings with a limited lifespan, it would most likely be better for you to bring those long-forgotten memories back to life once again, while you still have the chance to. Grant them, bless them, gift them, breathe life into them once more, so that they may live under your loving gaze.

Only in your memories will they truly live.

So boldly tell their tales. Spread the word, invest time into their “creation” and pen out the details personally.

Because this is the only way they can make you remember them again.

…….

Apologies become meaningless when they are spilled repeatedly from one’s lips. To make it up to you, let me direct your attention to the new game in the market. I’ll be sure to give you, my dear little lamb, an unforgettable tour. Think of this as a little gift from me for the time you wasted trying to understand my delusion.

Obey Me’s the name, and your memory’s the game.

Those advertisements with weird dialogues, game characters with characteristic hair colours and ridiculous “choices” certainly do ring a bell, don’t they? It makes me wonder why the developers choose that specific advertising style when the real gameplay is nothing of that sort. Or well, its quality is a lot higher.

God, even Solomon can’t give them reliable advice when to comes to humans huh? Where is Leviathan when we need him to roast the choices made by the others on the committee?

Come now little lamb. All you need to do is to push that download button and you’ll be able to see who I’m referring to again. You’ve got plenty of storage after all; it wouldn’t be wise to lie to my face now, would it?

So that’s what you do. Download the game, and immerse yourself in its plot. Weren’t expecting for “your vessel” to be kidn– invited and whisked away, pardon me, to Hell on the first episode now did you? Well, it would seem that the darling lamb does not have a choice, since you were summoned under the personal orders of the heir apparent after all. Just go along with the flow, won’t you? They won’t harm a single hair on your head. You have the word of the first-born, the Avatar of Pride, Lucifer, as he is named. Besides, you’re under the protection of Diavolo and by extension, Barbatos, steward of the Crown Prince who you will meet later on. Their names sound familiar? You must be imagining things; just ignore that feeling of déjà vu. The human mind can be incredibly deceitful after all, so see to it that you fall not for its traps.

As we go down memory lane the storylines, you are introduced to the brothers one-by-one. Some are currently present, some are not. Worry not though, eventually you’ll get to know them again. To sum it up for your sheepy brain, you’ll be living with the seven Lords of Hell, who serve the Crown Prince. We have Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor. Find it hard to remember? It’s alright, perhaps you’ve already known it before my introduction. You just have to dig a little deeper and –

Alright alright, I’ll take your word for it and stop squawking. After all, I’m just a little crow, what would this bird-brain know?

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dating-eveeything · 2 days ago

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Could you do a dateable x reader but maybe someone is trying to break into their house?

There is a fic on AO3 about someone breaking into your house and how different objects (mostly Dorian tbh) react to it.

I highly recommend it! Super easy to find if you just look through the Date Everything! tag ❤️

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sapphire-weapon · 2 years ago

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Oh my god so I know I'm really stupid, especially for someone who's been into pop culture fandoms for YEARS. Hell, they were my teenage safe space, lmao. But I saw some vague references to some lingo on your blog that I just... still don't really understand!? I'm talking about "self shipping" and "kinning". I don't understand what they're supposed to mean or why they're objectively bad.

Self shipping = My understanding is that someone finds a fictional character attractive and fuckable/dateable. Which I guess is fine, because most are pretty much designed to be attractive to the audience. So what's the difference between "hell yeah! If I got the chance! Some fanfiction could be fun too" and self shipping? I don't get it? Is it just... more intense or?

Kinning = .... I do not understand. Like, everybody finds characters relatable. They're written that way intentionally. What's the difference between "yeah, I resonate, maybe sometimes some headcanons about our shared issues provides comfort" and kinning? I've seen the term float around for YEARS and to this day, I haven't a notion on what it actually means and entails!?

(Also: I know you're an RE blog and it's absolutely not your responsibility to educate me lmao. So I apologise for the intrusion, if it's too off topic/not interesting to you feel free to ignore!!)

It's all good; I'm not an RE blog. I'm just blogging about RE right now. That's why my url is from FF7 and not RE. I just cycle to wherever my hyperfixations take me.

Self-shipping = I primarily read Canon Character x Reader fic and don't want this character to be shipped with another canon character, because I'd rather have the fantasy of them being my boyfriend/girlfriend. Maybe I'll even create a self-insert OC in order to write my own stories and turn myself into an actual character as opposed to just a generic/nebulous reader.

Kinning = I believe a fictional character in question is Actually Literally A Real Person who just exists on a different plane of reality but is actually Real and therefore I can be in a Real romantic relationship with them and/or I believe that I am the fictional character in question in the sense that we share the same soul across realities (hence why we originally called them "Soulbonders") and/or I was this fictional character in a past life

Self-shippers know that they're just making up stories and playing pretend. Kinnies do not.

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prettyboykatsuki-moved · 3 years ago

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brothers best friend | k. denki

☆ tags ; fem!reader (she/her pronouns + being referred to as kirishimas little sister), ambitious but cold!reader, charming denki, no quirk au, brothers best friend trope.

☆ wc ; 1.6k

☆ a/n ; oh boy

☆ synopsis ; your brother has made it very clear that he doesn't want you around denki. but meeting him makes you forget all of it in an instant.

You've developed an immunity to flirting.

You think most of it was an indirect result of your clumsy but thoughtful older brother. Kirishima is your direct opposite. Gentle, very socialable, always smiling. He's always had wild ambitions that he's acted on and pursued recklessly.

He is picture perfect and the best example of a filial son you know, albeit rough on the edges. Even as his younger sister, you felt more of a responsibility towards Kirishima than not. Quiet, studious, unassuming. You could never be like him so you made up for it with your achievements and accolades.

And most noticeably, you're unreachable to most. You've always been reclusive but it's not helped by your busy schedule and desire to achieve. You think it'd be nice to be a spoiled kid, but it doesn't feel like something you can actually do.

The thing about being accomplished in general is that you tend to receive attention from the wrong types of men. It's given you a super power for sniffing out bad intentions ten minutes into meeting new people. You've never been easily swayed by anyone romantically.

Even if someone's attractive to you, it's ruined as soon as they open their mouth. While sometimes you wish you were more open or maybe more romantic, your cynicism has carried you so far.

And because of this specific immunity, you have never been charmed by a single one of your brothers friends.

Your brother has very attractive friends. This is an objectively true statement. His best friend, Bakugou Katsuki, is model worthy to look at. His temperament has relaxed a lot in the last 5 years making him cool and mysterious boyfriend material.

Not to you, of course. But in general. You know Bakugou too well and even despite knowing how dateable he is - you've narrowly avoided having any serious feelings for your whole life. After him is Sero Hanta, who Kirishima has only let you around a handful of times.

Sero Hanta is a casanova and a flirt. Every time you have talked, he's made a pass at you with a well-intentioned smile. And maybe if you were a little more naïve, he had potential to be your first heartbreak. Sincere or not, he's pretty tiresome.

Among his friends, you've also met Izuku Midoriya who has the classic boy-next-door aura to him, humble and awkward. Next, Todoroki Shouto, who is so ridiculously handsome and nice (and RICH) that he's completely out of your reach. Shinso Hitoshi, the cool and collected gamer who's cut and dry while also feeling dangerous.

All of them are what you'd expect of your brothers friends, exceptionally cool. You're always confronted by their dateability when you're hanging out with girlfriends and one of them comes up to you for a chat.

The phrase "would you mind introducing me to..." is really starting to make your ears bleed.

But you've never fallen for them. You've put up an iron wall about one million feet thick and have stayed on the lit path of celibacy for many, many years. Fully with the intention that dating can wait until you've graduated with a job and money. You're ambitious and you like it. And dating just doesn't seem like it's for you.

There's only one friend of your brothers you haven't met, his best friend - Denki Kaminari. Kirishima dormed through highschool AND college, but even when Kaminari would come over you always managed to miss him. He went through an exchange program in college and then disappeared for a few years.

And plus, Kirishima is pretty secretive about him in general. Every time you express interest - he redirects you and firmly sets the boundary that you don't need to be interested. You don't know much about him at all other than he's a lot like Kirishima in some ways (words from Bakugou himself) and that he's got long blond hair with a streak of black in it.

You don't... get it. What the issue is. Not really, anyway. But you've long since given up on the endeavor. If you haven't met him up until now, you're pretty sure you never would and that if you did - it would be some unlucky incident.

You are.. half-right about that.

Your big brother gave you keys to his new apartment a few weeks ago. His career is earning him big bucks but he thinks the place is too empty, so you spend a good chunk of your day in his house - using the office he doesn't need to study instead of suffering in the library.

Today is another day. Kirishima comes home from training around 5, and you're arrived promptly at 2:30. Your plan is clear. You'll study for an hour, cook something for him for after practice, then hole up and study some more. You'll probably spend the night since you don't have any classes till Thursday and you'd rather not see your roomate today.

As usual, you unlock the door. But when you come in there's a pair of shoes on the rack that you don't recognize. One pair is Bakugou's, dirty and beat up airforces. Another is a clean pair of black sneakers, too stylish to be something your brother owns. Your best guess is Sero. Since it's him, there's not need to announce your presence.

So you walk into the kitchen, bag still half on your back and ready to rifle through Kirishima's fridge for something to eat.

But your stopped dead in your tracks, knocking into what you assume is Bakugou from the glimpse of blonde. When you open your eyes to look, you're expecting Bakugou.

It is not Bakugou.

Another blonde, but definitely not Bakugou. He's got long hair, and it's a little more gold-blonde than the pale platinum. It's up to his shoulders, half-up and half down with a few strands of black running through it. When you step back, you realize how tall Not Bakugou is too. At least a foot over your head.

You blink twice, wracking your brain for who this could be. Your thoughts are scattered. He's got a lip piercing and a tattoo, just the one and honey-gold eyes.

He's... very, very pretty. And very disarming. You open your mouth only to shut it again.

"What's a girl doin' in Kirishima's apartment?" He shouts, and then you hear Bakugou say something back. The words don't really register because you're too busy staring.

"Oh! So you're his lil sister huh? I thought you were like.. a little kid. Guess it's been a while." He says, mostly to himself, then leaning in to look closer. He holds his hand out for you to shake "I'm Denki Kaminari, your brothers friend."

You have a lot you'd like to say but the words come up short.

"Oh," you say lamely, shaking his hand "Uhm. Hi. And yeah, I'm Y/N. Nice to meet you."

"Cool, cool. I've heard a lot about you. You're a student, right?"

"Yeah. Came over to study for a while and make dinner." You reply, on autopilot. He smells really good, now that he's so closed to you. Clean and kind of sweet. He's so pretty.

You can feel it fill your head, blinking up at him with dazed eyes. He meets your gaze with nothing but pure warmth and friendliness. You always knew he was extroverted, but his whole aura really shows it. You don't even notice Bakugou at the other end of the room, keeping close watch.

"Ah, we must've ruined your plans."

You shake your head, somehow troubled by the idea of it being an inconvenience.

"Oh, no. Not at all, I don't really mind cooking for more people."

"Yeah?" He grins, his tongue darting to play with his lipring. You need to stop staring "Awesome. A homecooked meal sounds really good, honestly. Traveling is fun but I missed Japan a lot."

"You haven't gone home?" You ask reflexively. He shakes his head.

"Nope. So you'll be my first one back. We should drink to celebrate. You can drink, right?"

You nod again. He smiles once more, this time with his teeth flashing.

"Then we'll have to drink for sure," He says, reaching his hand out to pat your head which makes you freeze "You should come hang out for a bit if you aren't too busy."

"I should...study. Calc 2 midterms are coming up," His disappointment makes you stumble "But after dinner is fine."

"Nice. Looking forward to it, but I won't hold you anymore. It was good meeting you."

"You too."

Quickly, you skitter into the office like you had planned earlier. Your hearts thumping in your ears as you drop your bag on the floor, folding up with your hands covering your face.

Oh god you can hear your heart beating. You're so fucked.

Kaminari leans on the counter as Bakugou comes up behind him. His eyes are lingering on the door, half smiling.

"Kirishima's gonna fucking kill you." Bakugou says seriously. Kaminari shrugs, sighing a little "Making a pass at his sister when he's not home? You're dead meat."

"But she was super cute though. How could I not?"

Bakugou tsks.

"Yeah, obviously but I don't think I've ever seen her bring anyone home. No less one of us." Bakugou says with a sigh "And being honest, if you plan on just messing with her - I'll happily kick your ass."

"Oh, come on, who do you think I am? Sero? I'm interested that's all! You don't think I'm boyfriend material?"

"I'm fucking serious, Pikachu. Don't be a dick to her, or I'll rip you to shreds."

"Oh my god, I said I'm not!" He says with a sigh, glancing at the door again "She's cute. Obviously I'm gonna be a gentleman to her. Plus I think she already likes me."

Bakugou laughs.

"Yeah, I think so too."

#kaminari x reader #bnha x reader #denki x reader #bnha fluff #im passing away #writing tag #BROTHERSW BEST FRIEND DENKI ..DFVNJGDFBJHD

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masked-daydream · 6 days ago

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DATE EVERYTHING! IMAGINE

Gn!reader x every dateable

You have Maladaptive daydreaming, which made you have a habit of singing by yourself alone In your home when you're comfortable and no one is looking.

This especially happens whenever you're going on your day like Doing Chores, Cooking, In the Shower etc...

So the scenario goes that you were daydreaming about being in love which led you to open your phone an sing a long to a love song. Which made you do various questionable actions towards various objects 🤭

For example.

You sensually guiding their fingers towards some objects while singing

Using some objects as mics singing your heart out

Also dancing with some objects like doing waltz with your cleaning equipment.

Using some objects as a stand in lover: hugging, kissing it, looking at the object with love In your eyes.

And many more 🤭

So Imagine the dateables. Having a mental breakdown whenever their being used during these daydreaming episodes. like

some of them blushing so hard they might faint.

Those getting used as stand-in lover trying so hard not to lose themselves.

Some actually fainting during these scenarios

Some admiring your beautiful voice and dances

Some getting jealous at some of the other objects being used as a lover.

I imagine this scenario happening before using the dateviator glasses. So the reader doesn't realize the things they're doing to some of the objects.

So whenever they wear the glasses you get confused to why some objects can't look at you in the eye. 🤭

#date everything #date everything scenarios #date everything imagines #dateable x reader #dateable x gn reader #date everything x reader #this is made by someone who actually has maladaptive daydreaming

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archived-kin · 4 years ago

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kabedonning with the boys

note from kin: i’m going to be trying to include luke platonically when i do these group headcanons, so his section is about him saving you from being kabedonned by two of the others rather than doing any actual kabedonning - since i couldn’t figure out a way to fit him into a kabedon scenario without accidentally making it seem romantic in some way

the dateable characters have two sections - 1. doing the kabedonning and 2. being kabedonned. luke also has two sections, but for him it’s 1. what he does when simeon kabedons you, and 2. what he does when lucifer kabedons you, relating back to those two respective characters’ sections

i make a few references to the clinginess piece here and there but i don’t think you have to have read that one to understand them

fandom: obey me!

character(s): gn! reader, lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, asmo, beel, belphie, diavolo, barbatos, simeon, luke, solomon

pairing(s): demon bros/reader, side-dateables/reader, luke & reader

warning(s): uhhhh i make a jojo reference if that counts (also this is another big one, heads up)

genre: fluff

lucifer:

kabedonning—

lucifer does kind of half-kabedon you on the daily but they don’t really count - they’re just him sidling in front of you to block off the outside world a little so that no one tries to interrupt a moment or a conversation

actual full on, aggressive hand-slam kabedons are actually quite few and far between

he typically doesn’t like doing them because it’s a very obvious ploy for attention and it kind of hurts his pride to need to go to that extent for it

also he finds them a little brutish. like, he’s all about the dominance stuff or whatever, but isn’t shoving the object of your affections into a wall kinda unnecessary?? (plus he’s a little worried he’ll hurt you by accident because demon strength and all that)

when he does do it, it’s usually to get back at you if you’ve been teasing him, or if you’ve gotten him all flustered in a public setting where he really doesn’t want to be caught looking like romeo when he first saw juliet

it’s kind of his way of trying to take control of the situation - being so flustered and unable to properly articulate all the fuzzy feelings bubbling up in him makes him feel like he’s lost all power in this situation, and while he’d probably trust you with every ounce of his actual power should it come down to it, it still makes his pride hurt a bit

the aforementioned fuzzy feelings usually translate into the whole hand-slam thing - the louder the thud (or the ‘don’, if you will), the more flustered he’s feeling

but, because he’s generally already in a bit of a tizzy by this point, it’s very easy to get him even more flustered

look in directly in the eyes. that’s it he’s gone

when he does this whole embarrassment-driven kabedon thing, he’s usually got his head bent so that you can’t see his face clearly, so you’ll have to either tilt his head back up with your hand or bend down to look up into his face. either way he’s going to implode

hopefully you don’t have any plans in the near future because once lucifer’s calmed down his heart a little bit you’re not going anywhere anytime soon

kabedonned—

if you were anyone else you would have to have balls of absolute STEEL to have the nerve to try to kabedon lucifer

luckily you are not anyone else, so that rule doesn’t apply to you

so! lucifer generally responds to being kabedonned in three ways

1. smooth: lucifer looks at you for a moment, chuckles, then kisses you

this is the most common response because lucifer is in general a very smooth demon (when you haven’t already pre-flustered him to high heaven)

he won’t say it aloud but he very much likes it when this happens

anything that gives him an excuse to kiss you is a good thing to him tbh

2. windows system failure: exactly what it says on the tin. lucifer’s mind goes completely blank and he just stands there against the wall staring at you like ‘huh’

this is second most common and usually happens when you kabedon him while he’s preoccupied with thinking about something

his mind’s still half focused on that other thing but he’s also dimly aware that something has just happened. he’s not entirely sure what, but it sure did happen

this one usually then leads into 1 but it can on occasion lead to...

3. heart-shake: lucifer goes bright red and is unable to speak because his heart is performing a full circus acrobat routine in his chest

this is the least common response and it happens either when you’ve already been teasing/flustering him before the kabedon, or if you kabedon him particularly forcefully and/or smirk while doing it

something about you being all assertive and taking clear charge of the situation is just extremely attractive to him and he doesn’t quite know how to handle it

(you get bonus points if you flip him kabeddoning you into you kabedonning him because… good lord does that give him butterflies)

in crass terms it’s basically just a ‘holy shit that was hot’ moment

(if he’s completely honest though, lucifer has about three of those per week because you just keep finding more ways to be unbearably enchanting)

have fun trying to shake lucifer off after this response though because he gets… whew, he gets intense

mammon:

kabedonning—

mammon kabedons you on a regular basis, and he’ll do it for anything

has your attention been off him for too long? kabedon. were you being a little too nice to that other demon back there? kabedon. have you been looking especially lovely today and don’t even seem to realise it yourself and it’s driving him CRAZY whenever you do anything? kabedon.

however these kabedons don’t actually usually go like they’re ‘supposed’ to go, mostly because your reaction will usually make mammon forget that he’s supposed to be all dominant and stuff

if you get flustered by the kabedon he is just so endeared that he can’t keep it up

he can’t maintain the cool guy act if you start stuttering and like avoiding eye contact because he’s just internally screeching

he’ll last for a maximum of five more seconds and then start grinning goofily and just pulls you into a big hug

might spin you around a bit, might nuzzle into your hair, who knows?

however, if you’re unfazed, he starts getting flustered himself

he is just so weak for those eyes of yours and with you just staring at him like that… he can’t take it

he’ll stop kabedonning you at that and just kind of turn away to try to disguise the way his cheeks have flamed off, muttering something half-heartedly about how you’re no fun

pro-tip! use this chance to catch him off-guard with a kiss. trust me, he’s gonna love it. he may also overheat so much he explodes but that just comes with the territory

if you want a kiss from mammon, however, the best thing to do is to be playful about it when he kabedons you

smile, ask him what he’s doing with a little lilt in your voice, tilt your head to the side just the teeniest bit, etc, etc - nothing that’ll fluster him too much, but just enough to make him heat up a little

he’ll grin goofily back, reply with a heartfelt little one-liner, then lean in

it’s like the two of you are in a romance movie honestly, it’s just that cheesy

kabedonned—

mammon usually starts automatically blushing pretty much as soon as you touch him, but it takes his brain a few seconds to figure out exactly how you’re touching him and— okay whoa is this happening right now???

his instinctive response once he’s caught up with what’s going on is just to clap his hands to his face

and, since we can’t see his expression right now, why don’t we take a peek inside his mind? here we go!

‘this is the best thing ever i think i’m gonna have a heart attack is this even legal how is this possible i’m gonna to die i’m gonna drop dead right here and now but at least i’ll die a happy demon’

this is a rule with mammon: whenever he’s with you, no matter how cool and collected he seems to be, his mind is almost certainly going off the rails in one way or another

whether it’s gushing about how much fun he’s having with you or how nice you make him feel or just general awed admiration

like how the light is hitting you at just the right angle and making it look like you’re glowing like some ethereal being and honestly, to mammon, you might as well be

anyway back to the kabedonning

mammon already generally thinks you are both the cutest and hottest being that there is (if you think those two traits can’t co-exist, take it up with asmo), but when you do things like this… oh boy

if you pointed one of those security infra-red scanners at him he would be entirely red, probably with very aggressive waves of red coming off of him as well

he might as well be considered a nuclear threat at this point

and, much like a lot of nuclear threats do, he’s about to blow up

figuratively speaking

whether you decide to wait the whole process out or speed it up by pulling his hands away from his face - once he’s stopped boiling over like an unwatched pot, he’s basically throwing himself at you

are you ready for all these kisses? because, fasten your seatbelt, you are GETTING them

leviathan:

kabedonning—

levi’s watched romance anime. he’s read romance manga. he’s seen kabedons. of COURSE he’s dreaming of doing it himself some day

easier said than done, though, because levi’s about as good at executing romantic gestures as joseph joestar is at flying planes

he’s tried to do it so many times and every single time he chickens out last minute

and of course there’s an element of insecurity at play here, too - do you even want to be kabedonned by him? what if you find it so unattractive and repulsive that you just straight up leave him?

he’d die. he’d keel over and pass away right there. father’s gonna have to make some room because levi’s soul’s coming home sooner than expected

it’s not like kabedons are even required in a relationship for it to work, but once he’s got it into his head, he can’t stop thinking about doing it, even if it might end in failure

and then, one fateful day…

the two of you are just hanging out in his room, playing some platformer, and then lucifer calls you both down for dinner

you get up and stretch, then start making your way out the room, but levi doesn’t move

he’s so content in this little bubble that he doesn’t want you to go - he doesn’t want this warm feeling to disappear so quickly

so, just as you pause in front of the door to ask him if he’s coming, levi gets up and swiftly backs you up against the wall

then, as you ask him what he’s doing, he abruptly slaps his hand onto the wall behind you

if you’re a little stunned, levi himself is at least a hundred times more so. like, where did that come from?? it’s like some anime alpha male possessed him for a second

well he’s here now so he might as well make the most of the situation

his voice goes quiet and he leans in close, as if you two aren’t the only people in the room and you’d be able to hear him clearly anyway

“can we… stay here for a bit longer?”

well. looks like you aren’t getting any dinner today

kabedonned—

levi has thought plenty about kabedonning you, but he’s never even considered that you might kabedon him

it just didn’t occur to him that it was even a possibility??

so when you do so for the first time, his first response is just to straight up scream

well it isn’t really a full-blown scream, it’s more of a really high pitched ‘wEH?!’

think waluigi but more short and snappy, and also a whole lot more panicked. also he’s on helium

he starts just stuttering furiously and the words he’s saying don’t… sound like words at all???

here, i’ll give you the transcript. imagine these words and sounds have been put in a blender and then sprayed out through a hose - that’s what levi sounds like saying them

“i— huh— you— hand? me? hand me? you— huh— wuh— uh— what—”

you just smile knowingly (you’d anticipated this response already) and kiss him

there’s a very long moment of stunned silence, and then levi’s off again

you’ve just turned the speed on the blender up to 100, and now it doesn’t even sound like he’s saying anything in any language at all

“awuhuhuhawhtahandnkawhuhahuhdon????”

if you recorded this and then played it to a voice activated ai like siri, the entire device would just shut down

levi’s flustered on the regular by every other thing you do , but this is on a whole new level - and he has no idea how to deal with it

in the end he just kind of collapses forwards and hides his face in your shoulder

you laugh and pat him on the back as he grips onto the back of your shirt or jacket or jumper, still mumbling unintelligibly

you’ll have to give him a while to recover, and you might want to guide him to somewhere more comfy where you two can sit/lie down, because he’s not removing his face from your shoulder anytime soon

give him more warning next time, he nearly passed out

[five minutes later]

levi: “that was the most terrifying thing ever, i thought my heart was gonna fail ”

you: “sorry, sorry”

levi: “...do it again”

satan:

kabedonning—

out of everyone, satan’s the only one who fully commits to and properly goes through with kabedons regularly, and those kabedons usually happen in libraries

satan’s seen plenty of romantic dramas and rom-coms in his time, and he’s seen a lot of canoodling in libraries, especially when the romance is in a university or high school setting

study date meet-cutes, love interests’ hands brushing when they reach for the same book, doing some gross couple-y stuff in one of the more unpopular aisles, and, of course, kabedons

and satan’s both very easily influenced by the stuff he watches and (for some reason) can get really competitive with other couples, even fictional ones

it’s like ‘oh, you think YOU’RE a cute couple? watch and learn, you silly little baby man’

thus: he too must have a very romantic moment in a library with you, and it has to be BETTER than all those fictional couples’ moments

he has a bit of a modus operandi when it comes to the kabedons, to the point where you can usually spot when he’s planning one about five minutes before he actually does it

(it’s not that he invites you on library dates specifically because he’s planning to kabedon you in the corner at some point during it, it just often hits him halfway through said dates that this would be one great Romantic Opportunity )

he’ll not-so-sneakily get you to come with him to a quiet aisle by the wall, where he’ll start pretending to be browsing the books

then he’ll use some poor excuse to call you over (one time it was ‘hey, look, there’s a dead fly on the shelf’)

and then he executes the kabedon

it kind of gives you emotional whiplash because when he pushes you into the corner and places his hand firmly on the wall beside your head he seems so decisive and confident, but then suddenly he’s smiling all gently and leaning in

his kisses are so soft?? it’s kind of like he’s apologising for being forceful with the pushing just earlier with them

(the librarian is usually fully aware this is happening but they’re too scared of satan to intervene)

kabedonned—

it’s unexpectedly hard to catch satan in the right situation to kabedon him because he’s usually sitting about with a book and it’s nearly impossible to efffectively kabedon someone in a chair

keyword here being nearly because you’ll be damned if you aren’t going to try

first you need to choose the right moment - the kabedon will be most effective if you do it when he’s least expecting it

so you’ll wait until he’s fully absorbed in his book - you can tell when he is because he’ll bringing the book closer and closer to his face

you’re also going to need to take into account the environment - he’s sitting on the sofa in the middle of the room, so there’s no wall to slam your hand against

thus, you’ll just have to make do with the back of the sofa itself

alright, that’s the plan done with. time to GO IN

at this point, satan’s already very dimly aware that you’re planning something - as preoccupied by his book as he is, he’s always got room in his mind to observe you

but, like i said, it’s very dimly, and he most definitely isn’t expecting you to suddenly get up and push him back into the sofa, then cage him in by slamming your hand beside his head

his first thought goes something like this: 'wuh HUH?!”

his second thought is: ‘okay. you know what. this is very attractive actually.’

his book has long since fallen out of his hands at this point, and he’s just kind of sitting there and staring dumbly up into your face, which is, like, distractingly close

then you smirk at him. how DARE????

how DARE you be so charming. how DARE you make him feel like his heart’s about to burst right of his chest. how DARE you do this and NOT immediately kiss him????????

he’s fixing that right this instant, so you better be prepared

book be damned, he’s an idiot and he’s in love, and you’re also an idiot but you’re a beautiful idiot that by some miracle of the universe is his, and he’s going to die if he doesn’t have you close within two (2) seconds

asmodeus:

kabedonning—

asmo’s not really a ‘kabedon’ kind of guy, he’s more of a ‘run up from behind and tackle-hug around the waist’ kind of guy

he’s not someone who needs to be in a dominant kind of position, figuratively speaking - and he finds it incredibly alluring when you take up that role, so he usually just leaves it open for you to do so

that being said, he doesn’t not enjoy being in that position either

it’s asmo, he’s into pretty much anything under the sun

to be honest he’s not entirely sure what a kabedon is because he doesn’t really watch a lot of dramas or anime or anything that might include a kabedon, he just knows that it’s a term and that it involves walls

he may be the avatar of lust but he can’t be aware of every possible romantic move out there

then one day, while out shopping together, he sees a couple in the shoe section who are decidedly not browsing the shoes

he points them out to you, something vague about how odd the way they’re standing is, and you take a look, then laugh and explain what’s going on over there to him as you move off into a different section of the shop

he seems to be pretty intrigued by the concept - he’s actually paying more attention to your explanation that he is to all the pretty suits and dresses around him, and soon enough it becomes obvious why

and then, as soon as your explanation’s over, he abruptly catches you by the wrist, backs you up against the wall, and performs the most flawless kabedon ever

like i don’t think you understand how smooth it was. if it was an x-factor performance he would have gotten the golden buzzer. if it was a strictly come dancing performance he would have gotten all tens. it was just THAT perfect

he leans forward, so that his nose is brushing up against yours, and stares intently into your eyes for a moment or two, one hand against the wall to keep you caged in and one hand slowly reaching up to touch your face

then he suddenly gives you a playful little kiss and pulls back again, beaming, and asks, “how was that?”

well, i’ll leave that up to you - how was that?

kabedonned—

i said it just before, asmo is always just enamoured when you take charge over him, and this is no exception

you might as well start ringing the wedding bells yourself because when you do things like this asmo gets cupid-shot about ten times over

it’s actually quite the foreign feeling - asmo’s used to being the one shooting the arrows, not the one being struck by them - but he can’t say that he dislikes it

because honestly? he adores it

the fact that you can genuinely make him feel like a schoolboy experiencing love for the first time or a groom on his wedding day, the way that you can make him feel so in love - it’s just so special to him

being the avatar of lust, he’d honestly thought at one point that he wasn’t even capable of feeling genuine love for someone - that he’d only ever be able to feel desire, not real affection

but then you came along and turned just about everything he thought he knew on its head

and asmo? he couldn’t be happier

so, taking this back to the kabedon...

the instant he catches onto what you’re doing he just starts giggling furiously

it’s not like vindictive ‘haha this is so funny’ giggling or anything, it is pure, unbridled JOY

it’s like liquid happiness that’s been poured into a spray bottle and he’s just absolutely going wild with the nozzle (why does this sound vaguely euphemistic)

and asmo’s giggling is pretty infectious, so you start cracking up too

you attempt to say something reproachful to asmo for always making you lose your cool when you try to do this, and the back and forth that follows is so punctuated by laughter that the words don’t really sound like words anymore

at some point the not-words disappear and become kisses, but neither you nor asmo are ever sure when that happens

he often clings to you for a while afterwards, because moments like these are the ones he holds closest to his heart, and he always finds it hard to let them end

at this point the kabedons have kind of become an essential part of your regular affection rituals - they’re like your special little thing as a couple

beelzebub:

kabedonning—

beel does know what kabeddoning is, but it’s only because of levi

(he’s a good passive listener as long as he has a decent supply of food throughout whatever he’s listening to, so levi often rants to him about anime and stuff)

and he’s not particularly opposed to the idea, but it can’t be said that he definitively wants to do it, either

beel doesn’t usually have any concrete ideas about what he wants in terms of affection, whether it’s about what he wants to do or what he wants you to do. he just kind of takes each moment as it happens, and counts any acts of affection that he does get to receive or perform as a blessing

still, it doesn’t mean he’s never going to do it. it’s just only going to happen once and then he’ll probably forget it’s a thing he can do for the rest of time

what is that one time? well i’ll tell you right now

you and beel are just having a merry old time in the kitchen attempting to make cream puffs from the recipe barbatos gave you, and at one point or another, you managed to get a sizeable dollop of cream on your nose

beel has already been having a hard time refraining from eating the ingredients throughout the whole baking process, and this is just the last straw

he likes food, that’s obvious enough, but he also likes you, devastatingly so

put the two together and what do you get? the demonic equivalent of a carrot on a stick!

beel just starts shadowing your every step around the kitchen, while you remain completely oblivious to the hole he’s staring through your face

in the end he has enough of beating around the bush and just suddenly backs you up against the counter

now this isn’t the beel you know. WHO is this suddenly assertive and intimidating demon and WHERE is your sweet boy

oh! here he is! he’s swiping the cream off your face with his thumb and then kissing you on the tip of your nose :>

the kabedon’s over as soon as it begun, really, and it’s a very fleeting moment, but it definitely happened, so you can say that much

kabedonned—

beel is hard to kabedon because he just won’t notice he’s being kabedonned - you’re gonna have to explicitly tell him what’s going on

and even then he usually doesn’t really react, he just kind of stands there like ‘is this what’s happening right now? okay.’

beel only really gets properly flustered by a select few things, and unfortunately this isn’t one of them

that doesn’t mean he dislikes it when you kabedon him - you have to get close to him to perform them, after all, and that’s always a good thing in his books - he just doesn’t have any particularly strong feelings it happening

that being said, he’ll gladly play along with your little charade if it makes you happy, and if he realises that you like it when he responds to these kabedons in a certain way, he’ll keep doing it

one of his favourite things to do when you back him up and try to look all intimidating is to just scoop you up into a giant bear hug

you’ll immediately drop that act and wriggle half-heartedly in faux-protest, though you’re definitely wrapping your arms around him as well

he also figures out at one point or another that if he just acts surprised/clueless, you’ll usually end up giving him a kiss, and he is ALL about those

(sometimes he just immediately kisses you himself when you kabedon him and you get all flustered and he thinks it’s the cutest thing ever)

now, those astute among you will have noticed that i said usually beel doesn’t really react. usually doesn’t mean always, so what happens those other times?

well, every now and then, beel responds to being kabedonned with just OUTRAGEOUS happiness

actually it’s not so much the kabedon itself that has this effect on beel, it’s just the act of affection itself

like i said before, beel usually takes each act of affection as a blessing as it comes, but every now and then they hit him hard and he’s just like ‘WOW i am in love!!’

it’s like you got a shot of serotonin and just injected it straight into his brain and it’s the best feeling ever

your love hits better than any drug ever could and that’s a FACT

belphegor:

kabedonning—

does it still count as kabedonning if it’s against a bed instead of a wall and you do it with two hands?

i’m pretty sure kabe means wall in japanese but you know what i’ll count it a kabedon, it has the right vibes

anyway, belphie probably kabedons you the MOST out of everyone

he’ll do it to get you to lie down to take a nap with him - like he’ll just push you down onto the mattress, hover over you for a moment with an oddly serious look on his face, then just collapse on top of you and go to sleep

you probably won’t be able to get him off anytime soon and anyway the way he’s just hugging you close is very cute, so you might as well stay put

(plus if you do push him off he’s probably just going to get up and plonk himself on top of you again)

(in case it wasn’t already obvious, these instances all involve a ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ mode belphie)

he’ll also do it to wake you on the rare occasion that he’s up before you - you’ll open your eyes to find a shadow over you and next thing you know belphie’s attacking your face with little kisses

it’s a nice way to begin the day and it seems to make belphie very happy as well, which is a bonus

i don’t know where belphie gets the strength to basically just plank over you, sometimes for minutes at a time (i can’t even plank for thirty seconds), but i guess it’s just sheer willpower/need for cuddles

sometimes he’ll just do it for no reason at all, he just ‘felt like it’ - like you’ll both be hanging out in the attic, messing around on your D.D.D.s or doing some homework, and he’ll suddenly just push you over and do his bed-kabedon thing

it’s one of the ways he tries to get you to pay more attention to him when he doesn’t think he’s getting enough

though when belphie’s in ‘maximum cuddle overdrive’ mode, no amount of attention is ever enough. like he’ll want cuddles even while he’s GETTING cuddles

kabedonned—

belphie isn’t upright enough of the time to be properly kabedonned very often

however, do not fear! it’s a very easy feat to just use his bed-kabedon trick on him

fair warning, though, it might not give you the result you’re looking for - if you want to fluster him, a bed-kabedon won’t work because he’ll just respond by immediately wrapping his arms around your neck and pulling you down into his chest

and then you most likely won’t be able to move for a while because now that belphie’s decided you will be his cuddle buddy for the remaining duration of his nap, he will NOT let go

belphie, much like beel, can only be properly flustered by some very specific things, and once again, kabedons aren’t one of those things

he’s hard to fluster in general because he’s nearly always half asleep so his brain doesn’t process things enough to get flustered

like, say you manage to catch him standing for long enough to properly kabedon him. he doesn’t process the kabedon, he just processes that you touched him and are very close now and thinks ‘ah. kiss time’

it can get a little irritating because he’s not taking you seriously but he also smiles a very cute little smile and he does give you kisses anyway so you GUESS it’s okay

if belphie picks up that you seem to REALLY be into the whole kabedon thing, he’ll try to play along, but he acts it out so poorly so it just feels like he’s making fun of you

like you’ll back him up against the wall and everything and he’ll be like [holding hands up in surrender] “oh nooo please be gentle i am but a flustered boy. also you look very nice today have i told you that yet’

(i’m paraphrasing here but that’s basically what he’s saying)

he doesn’t mean to sound so sarcastic, but the way his voice naturally sounds + his bad acting just makes it come off like that

oh no now he’s made you grumpy

“nooo don’t be sad ur so cute aha”

i’m kidding i’m kidding, he doesn’t say that

but he does feel kinda bad now so he’ll probably spoil you a bit if you want him to

diavolo:

kabedonning—

i’ll be frank with you, diavolo has NO idea what a kabedon is or how it works

for one thing he’s never really been into the sort of media that shows a lot of kabedonning, and for another diavolo just isn’t great with what’s ‘down with the kids’ these days

as far as he’s concerned about how dating/seduction works, the most romantic thing you can do is sword-fight anyone who tries to steal your sweetheart away, like a medieval knight

(he still has yet to do this himself but that’s mostly because everyone’s too scared of the demon lord to even think about going after his beloved, so he doesn’t get the chance to propose sword fights very often)

even if you did spend ages explaining the concept of kabedons to him, he’d probably just accidentally push you over or something while trying to do it

and then he’d spend five minutes apologising profusely and offering all sorts of treasures and treats to you so that you won’t be mad at him

diavolo just cannot have you be upset with him, it physically hurts his soul

anyway even after your explanation he still doesn’t quite get it - like, what’s the point? why do people do it? why do people enjoy getting shoved into walls???

so you try familiarising him with them by watching a couple of romance animes/dramas or whatever it is that kabedons appear in most frequently together

and every single time a kabedon happens he just turns to you with the most ‘?????’ expression you’ve ever seen

his entire face scrunches up and he just kind of looks like he’s eaten a really sour lemon

now that you’ve given him the challenge, though, he’s determined to get it right at least once, if only just to make you happy (have i ever mentioned how much he likes it when you’re happy? it makes his heart do the smiley emote)

unfortunately he still has yet to successfully pull of a kabedon, despite having tried it like five times by now

the first time he did actually accidentally push you over, the second time he fell over himself, the third time he knocked a painting off the wall… it just keeps going wrong

give him time, he’ll get there eventually

kabedonned—

you know how earlier i mentioned that diavolo doesn’t understand why people enjoy being kabedonned? well once you do it he has an epiphany

THIS is why people kabedon each other. THIS is why so many people want to be kabedonned. THIS is why they enjoy it

IT’S REALLY HOT

sorry was that a bit too strong

it makes his heart go WHOOSH right into the hemisphere (or the devildom equivalent anyway)

it’s like one of his heartstrings is tied around your little finger

on any occasion you’re still tugging at it and making him all soft like a marshmallow, but when you do things like this, you’re doing the equivalent of tying that string to a rocket that’s about to take off

diavolo has ASCENDED (celestial realm watch out because the demon prince is about to bust through your floor)

he always responds by covering the bottom half of his face with one hand and blushing furiously, but he’s also got a massive grin (he’s partially hiding it with the hand, but when diavolo smiles like this he does it with his whole face, so you can still tell)

look, it doesn’t matter if you’re on the smaller side and not very intimidating. it still hits him like a truck that’s on fire

diavolo’s so dazed and basically high on the love feeling that he’ll probably agree to anything you ask him while kabedonning him

like you could probably ask him to dissolve the rad and replace it with a giant pancake restaurant or something and he’d just nod like “yes absolutely, whatever you want”

you’re not evil though so you don’t really take advantage of this agreeableness for much other than getting him to promise to buy you some more of a snack you like or something

(though you wouldn’t really need to kabedon him to get him to agree to that, he’d agree to do so any day, any time)

barbatos has witnessed you kabedonning his boss multiple times and every time he is impressed even more by the sheer effect you have over his young master

barbatos:

kabedonning—

would you be surprised if i told you barbatos also doesn’t know what a kabedon is? probably not

unlike diavolo, though, once you explain what they are, he nails it perfectly

i mean what were we expecting it’s barbatos

the thing is that they feel kind of… robotic? like, it’s too perfect, too by the book, too exact to ones you see in anime - it’s like he looked at a step-by-step guide and followed every single word by the letter

and barbatos doesn’t do anything except for the kabedon, either - he’ll back you up against the wall, put his hand on the wall for a bit, stare at you, then just walk off again

it doesn’t help that he usually executes these kabedons when he’s still in the middle of working and just happens to pass by you, so it’s not like he can linger for long anyway

it’s like he doesn’t really understand that a kabedon is more than just about the kabedon, it’s about what you do with the situation the kabedon creates… if that makes sense

but then one day something changes

it’s evening, which means barbatos is officially on break, and the two of you are spending it taking a nice walk around the castle’s gardens

he’s just listening silently to you talk with this little smile on his face, and then that smile slowly starts becoming more thoughtful

there’s just something about the way you look in the dim light of the garden, surrounded by all these lovely flowers (though of course you are the loveliest of them all), and how content you seem to be and the feeling of your hand in his…

might as well call you fergalicious because you make this boy go loco

he subtly starts backing you up against one of the hedges, just staring real intently into your face like he usually does with the robot kabedons… except this time the intense stare becomes a gentle smile and he kisses you

it��s not a proper kabedon since it’s a hedge and he doesn’t do the hand slam (no kabe and no don, truly a tragedy), and also he didn’t really do it with the intention of it being a kabedon… but spiritually i’m counting it as one anyway

kabedonned—

let me warn you now: kabedonning barbatos is a real bad idea. and it’s not because he’ll get irritated or anything

it’s because he passes out. no i am not joking

you back him into the wall and he hits the floor before your hand can even hit the wall

barbatos is a vanilla boy, perhaps even more so than simeon, which is pretty surprising in and of itself. i mean, a demon being less knowledgable about love than an angel, beings which literally have to live by chastity as a law?

it’s true that they’ve both been around for a while, but simeon’s been acquainted a whole host of beings with all sorts of personalities and interests and heard a bunch of weird stories over the year

barbatos on the other hand has always been kind of sheltered compared to him - being such a busy guy, he doesn’t get to go out into the world very often or meet a lot of people

and diavolo isn’t exactly a paragon of romantic knowledge either

anyway! this is why he immediately keels over when you kabedon him

he isn’t used to feeling such a sudden rush of attraction - he isn’t even completely used to having that constant warmth that pools inside him whenever he thinks of/is around you

love is a very foreign thing to barbatos, and so is this sort of… desire??? is that the word??? i don’t want to use arousal it sounds kind of weird

and his body has no idea how to handle it, so it just shuts down immediately

diavolo was concerned about this at first but since he realised that the passing out doesn’t really have any negative after-effects, he stopped getting so alarmed

now he just thinks it’s the funniest thing in the entire world

barbatos himself doesn’t hold it against you, but he would prefer that you at least refrain from knocking him out while he’s still working

(although every time he passes out like this he wakes up to you taking care of him, which is definitely not a bad thing… so maybe… it’s alright if you do it every now and then)

simeon:

kabedonning—

believe it or not, simeon is proficient at the art of the kabedon

he wasn’t at first but he is now because he just keeps doing it

in the beginning it was just a fun little thing that he saw in a tv show and wanted to give a go, but then he also started doing them whenever he wanted attention, and whoa, is this really your angel???

so let’s get into that!

simeon’s a drama queen when it comes to not getting enough of your love, and he’s not ashamed to show it

it’ll usually start out with not-very-subtle body language - shifting about to place himself closer to you, fiddling with his hands, sighing loudly and then looking at you pointedly, etc.

then, if you continue to not give him the affection he seeks, he'll start calling - i.e. he’ll cup his hands around his mouth (even though you’re both sitting pretty much next to each other) and be like “heyyyy! your angel’s over here!!! and he wants love!!! heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!”

if that doesn’t work he moves onto poking you every few seconds and waiting for a response

and if that still doesn’t work, he pulls it out… the kabedon

it’s like he suddenly flips a switch - his entire demeanour just changes without so much as a warning

the playfulness completely disappears, and he leans in real close as well, smile gone and replaced with a very intimidating stare

he doesn’t say anything for a good while, and to be honest it kind of feels like he’s sizing you up to perform a murder

of course simeon doesn’t do that though

when he thinks he’s stared for long enough, he’ll pull back a bit, then tilt his head just little to the side and ask, “you’ll pay attention to me now, right?”

gonna be honest you don’t really feel like you have a choice

once you nod (or, even better, lean forward and give him a kiss), he immediately lights up

it’s like the switch has flipped back, and he beams so happily (and innocently) that you kind of forget what just happened - and he does a good job distracting you with all the affection as well

kabedonned—

i did mention earlier that simeon is more knowledgeable in these fields than barbatos, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t also react very strongly to being kabedonned

he doesn’t pass out but he gets damn close

you don’t understand how he be both so suave when kabedonning you and immediately turn into an anime schoolgirl with her first crush as soon as the tables are turned

don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, c’mon man

between this and the fact that he took nearly a month to be able to cuddle in bed with you without turning into a human torch, it’s becoming clear that simeon will just combust whenever you do anything that has even the most remote risqué connotations

he’s fine with hugs and kisses and stuff but place a hand on his thigh or something and he immediately gets so hot that he probably manages to speed up global warming a bit (an even more impressive feat considering you’re not even in the human world)

and i guess kabedons fall under the category of risqué to him???

to be fair this extremely flustered response comes mostly when you do the kabedons in a kind of dominantly flirty manner (idk how to put it)

you can practically hear a lid popping off, like he’s a kettle that’s over boiled

he can’t even say anything, all he can do is stand there attempting to hide his face with his hands

and then he gets even more flustered when you lean in real close and start whispering to him to try to coax him to let you see his face

you wanna know how you can surprise him enough to get him to lower his hand? see that gold metal-ribbon thing keeping his cloak fastened? give it a tug. that’s it, just a nice firm yank

would you look at that! i don’t think i’ve seen that many shades of NEON PINK in my life before!!

(this is absolutely a call out, WHY is simeon’s in-game blush PINK???? they did a darker red for mammon, so why didn’t our angel lad get the same treatment?????)

luke:

when he sees simeon kabedonning you—

the first time he saw this happen luke genuinely thought simeon was attacking you

he walked into the living room just as simeon backed you up against the sofa and just screamed

simeon didn’t even have the grace to pull away, he just looked up at and waved hello like what he was doing was perfectly normal

i mean, it kind of is, but luke doesn’t know that - all he knows is that he’s pinning you to the sofa, what the fuck simeon

“what are you doing?! simeon! let go!!!”

he actually hurries in and attempts to wrench simeon off you himself, and the older angel just lets him since 1. he thinks it’s cute how protective he’s being, and 2. he’s too busy laughing to resist

luke somehow doesn’t notice simeon absolutely losing it and immediately checks on you like a worried mum

you’re very close to bursting into laughter yourself, but you collect yourself once you realise how genuinely concerned luke looks

you reassure him that you’re fine, but he doesn’t relent immediately - he starts patting down your arms and asking if it hurts anywhere

then simeon starts getting up and starts to say something, and luke immediately throws an arm out in front of you

“stay back! i— i won’t let you do anything! even if it’s you, simeon!”

that’s it simeon’s on the floor again

he just thinks it’s so funny that luke’s reacting like this to a kabedon

you also think it’s pretty amusing but it’s also very heartwarming to know that luke would be willing to fight one of his own if he needed to protect you

in the end you both explain what was going on to luke (well, you did most of the explaining, simeon was still too giggly to speak coherently)

he doesn’t really get it, but he does now understand that seeing a kabedon in action probably means that something Romantic is about to happen and he does not want to see that

nowadays when he walks into a room and sees simeon kabedonning you he just immediately walks out again

when he sees lucifer kabedonning you—

imagine you’re luke in this situation. you've just gotten back an essay with top marks, and you’re looking for your favourite parental/sibling figure to show them and also thank them for helping you write the esay

so you ask your other favourite parental/sibling figure, and he says that he saw them in the library earlier

so off you go to the library, full of youthful joy! but what do you see when you open the door to the library? lucifer himself, the avatar of pride and diavolo’s right hand man, has your favourite parental/sibling figure cornered against the wall!

wEEWOOWEEWOO THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, ALL UNITS TO THE FRONT

luke doesn’t even register that lucifer is actually the flustered one here (read back to his part if you’ve already forgotten), he just sees a big demon trapping you and gets immeasurably angry

he immediately takes up a battle stance, one hand pointing at lucifer and the other one clenched in front of his chest and beginning to crackle with angelic magic

“let them go right now!”

lucifer kind of freezes, while you peek around at luke from under his arm, a little concerned

this is one heck of an overreaction, not to mention that this situation could have been very dangerous for luke if lucifer was genuinely attacking you somehow

but luke doesn’t care that his magic probably wouldn’t even give lucifer a cut or that lucifer could squish him like a bug if he really wanted to, he just wants to protect you

it’s so sweet but also unnecessary in this situation becuase lucifer wasn’t attacking you - quite the contrary, actually

lucifer is refusing to look at luke because he’s still blushing and he doesn’t want him to see, so you just quickly reach up and pat his shoulder or something, maybe give him a little kiss on the cheek, then quickly go to calm luke down and clear the situation up

and once he’s recovered from the surprise of the situation (and gotten rid of the blush), lucifer will also come up to join the explanation

luke kind of bristles a bit at him and while lucifer might have been offended by the whole thing on any other occasion, he’s in a good mood today, so he just thinks it’s rather funny

solomon:

kabedonning—

for some reason, no matter how much he tries to avoid it, solomon always breaks something whenever he kabedons you

it’s like there’s a kabedon-god watching from up in the heavens, and they’re personally giving him the middle finger

and, speaking of fingers...

one day solomon’s experimenting with some ‘creative’ magical devices, among which is a ring that’s meant to cause a very small explosion if the stone in it is pushed down

he puts it on to make sure there aren’t any malfunctions or whatever, and at that moment you walk into the room with a hot drink for him

you have this kind of effect on solomon where, every now and then, he’ll look at you and get so overwhelmed that he practically forgets his own name

it’s like your very presence is enamouring enough that it dims everything around you in comparison, and solomon is a moth to your flame

you put the mug down on the table and give him an encouraging little kiss on the cheek, then begin to walk out

and solomon, forgetting that this always ends in disaster, decides to kabedon you before you can leave

and what else has he forgotten? that’s right! the explosive ring!

it’s a little bit too big for him, so it’s spun around on his finger, meaning that the stone is on his palm side when he slams his hand onto the wall, and you can probably see where this is going

solomon accidentally activates the explosion mechanism, realises just in time to wrench the ring-wearing hand away and cast a shielding spell over you with his free hand, then BANG

rip solomon’s left hand

the explosion enchantment on the ring wasn’t very strong, so the damage really isn’t that bad - his skin’s just a bit burnt, mostly - but the finger that the ring was on got the full brunt and recoil of the explosion, which unfortunately means that it’s now broken

the kabedon curse continues to ruin everything...

solomon can easily fix himself up with a spell, but instead he chooses to be as dramatic as possible about it so that you’ll fuss over him >:)

kabedonned—

the kabedon god must really hate solomon because the curse carries over to when you try to do it to him as well

you don’t break things, though, no no no, that’d be too easy

instead, every time you kabedon solomon… he has a nose bleed

ok so this may not be so much the kabedon as it is solomon himself, but EVEN SO! i that trope has been scientifically disproven! people don’t actually get nosebleeds when they’re flustered, so obviously this is the curse’s doing

at one point you suspect that he might somehow be doing it on purpose just to fuck with you, but solomon is adamant that he can’t control this

i mean, come on! why would he want to interrupt a kabedon, a prime opportunity for some affection?? it’s just illogical

solomon himself HATES this, but he just can’t do anything about it

at this point he’s genuinely upset that these things happening and just wants ONE kabedon to go successfully

it doesn’t help that levi’s recently been pestering him to watch this romance anime with a very prominent kabedon scene and it just… ugh why can’t HIS kabedons go like that

he wants that quiet kind of charged romantic moment!! he wants that flustered laughter!!! he wants that kiss!!!

but NO, kabedon god just keeps shooting him in the foot

one time another couple was in the library with you two and just as one of them kabedonned the other, the one being kabedonned announced that they were breaking up with them

you and solomon had a bit of a crisis after that - like, is the curse so bad that it’s affecting other people around you as well???

at this point you and solomon should probably just stay away from all kabedon-related things in general

but you know what? that’s fine

you don’t need kabedons to get kisses, and solomon sure as hell isn’t going to stop wanting/giving those

take that, kabedon god! we don’t want your stupid cliche moment anyway!

but if either of you are watching anything and a kabedon scene comes up, you’re both immediately either turning off the device or just leaving the room entirely

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leviathans-watching · 4 years ago

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Can you do reactions of side characters of MC sleep walks in the castle with a random object in their hand

datables react to you sleepwalking

includes: the dateables x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

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a/n: i changed it to mc just sleepwalking, hope you dont mind!! this was super fun to write! thanks for requesting! my inbox is open to chat, leave feedback, or req, so stop by! also, i don't know too much about sleepwalking so don't take this as super accurate.

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➳ diavolo gets a notification in his phone that there’s movement in the castle when there shouldn’t be, and his brow furrows in confusion when he sees you walking through the castle aimlessly, stopping every so often to look at… something? it seems as if you’re just admiring the blank wall. zooming in slightly, diavolo notes that your eyes are empty and everything clicks into place. you’re sleepwalking! rising from his desk, diavolo keeps an eye on the camera feed as he heads in your direction, unsure of what he’d even do. unfortunately, he doesn’t know enough about sleepwalking to know how to act in the situation, so he resolves to just keep an eye out for you and remove any potentially dangerous items out of your way.

➳ solomon laughs as he watches you spin in circles. his phone is in his hand, camera app open, and while recording you without your consent might not be the kindest thing to do, it’s for posterity. and blackmail. you perk up, suddenly turning towards the doorway, and solomon follows behind you as you walk into another hallway, going deeper into the castle. it’s darker in here, and solomon hopes the camera can still pick up the way you’re skipping across the carpet, arms swinging by your side. you stop by a mirror and look into it for a few minutes, making face after face, each more ridiculous than the last. the phone shakes as solomon tries to stifle his laugh. oh, this is going to be so good.

➳ barbatos accidentally comes across you when he’s coming back from running his last errand for diavolo, as as it’s fairly late, he’s unsure of what you’re doing out of bed. when he realizes you’re sleepwalking, it’s a simple matter for him to follow you into the kitchen and move around you as he puts the groceries away, making sure you’re not getting into anything you’re not supposed to. from there, it’s a simple enough matter to gently coax you back into your room, leading you through the winding halls and to your room. you go easily enough, though you don’t show any signs of waking, and barbatos finds a small, fond smile on his face as he watches you slip back under the covers.

➳ simeon is up for a glass of water when he hears someone in the hall either dropping or knocking something over. curious, he follows the noise back to you. of all of the people he thought would be behind the noise, you weren’t one of them. he calls your name, but you don’t react, so moving closer, simeon tries again. this time, you turn to look at him, but it's clear you’re asleep. trying to remember what he knows about sleepwalking, simeon calls your name once more. you start, waking up. you’re confused, and seemingly disoriented, but when you see simeon some of your confusion fades. “was i sleepwalking again?” you ask, and simeon nods. you shoot him a rueful smile, allowing him to walk you back to your room.

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oc-review-shop · 7 years ago

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OC Review: Keith Gatti

Review by: Mod Charle

(continuing with the dating sim idea, although lookin it closely it fits better for a reverse harem… here’s the first dateable guy) human name: Keith Gatti

It does seem more like a reverse harem series than a dating sim. However, it is possible to make this into a dating sim by changing the backstories of each alien to have them appear around the same time.

real name: unknown,due to his language being incompatible with human languages

I do wonder, if this is the case, when in human form, is Keith able to communicate with Ida and others?

biological age: around 26-27 years old Height: 1.65 meters- somewhat taller (has two personas, but essentiallty they are the same)

If they are the same persona, I don’t feel the need to keep “two personas” in his bio. If they are the same, it is one persona.

Weight: HEAVY Body build: skinny/muscular

If he is very heavy, I would assume he is more big and muscular rather than skinny, like bodybuilders. Skinny doesn’t seem like it fits.

Voice: high pitched, soft, cute / rough, deep (closer to his true alien voice) dere type: Yandere. it will be explained why.

Yandere.... hmm.....

gifts from him: flowers, rollerskates… Approach level: VERY EASY

He kinda seems like a loving puppy lololol

chronological age: 5470 years old, but he spent time on earth (and the space (research) station ) only 40 years (dude, he travelled to earth, and didnt have faster than light time travel)

I am very confused on his age. His biological age is 26-27 years but there are 40 years, and 5470 years sprawled in this little section. How old is he? In alien years? In human years?

Species description: Keith’s species are some sort of gigantic amphibians, living in equally big aquatic enviroments, their skin is coloured accordingly to the “sand” and vegetation of the environment, having a stocky build to resist the changing pressure in land and underwater, and fins, to build resistance.

The species are also predators, but rather than chasing down the prey, they just lure them using changing patterns on the skin and their visible veins to create a mesmerizing visage, and when the prey approaches, they hold it with their legs and commence eating them, first sucking their juices dry and then munching their dry bodies like a snack. besides obvious predator abilities, they can read feelings, and the reasons for those feelings, they just hold their claws onto the location of the heart of whoever they are reading and using their eyes to make them focus on the reader, its really simple, y'know-

I really like the species description and how each “amphibian-like” creature appears, but I am a little put off on how they lure their prey in. Generally, prey would only go near something if it looks like something familiar or safe. Therefore, I would have to recommend their skin and veins create different colors that resemble coral and such, although I do really like the idea! Also, you may need to go more in depth about how these creatures read feelings. Human emotions and alien emotions, I would imagine, are drastically different given they’re from different worlds. I suggest elaborating a little more on how they vary and how they are similar.

about keith: Keith is one excitable, cheerful boy, who’s really amazed by everything and might as well be a dog, loving to cuddle and nuzzle, however he has a cruel, jealous side, that he shows whenever someone outside the social circle he is in steps in and takes an interest to Ida,and uses their fear to his advantage, or manipulates them to do his biding.or else he would eat them, although he does it more on an impulsive whim, Ida has no idea of this , thinking he is an uwu soft dumb marshmallow , and neither does Mabel, who would tell Ida inmediately, Caleb knows but shrugs it off, Drake is really angry at this because it might blow up their cover, and Xander just scolds him because eating people isnt nice, and because Ida might find out. yeah… (I know this only covered a few personality traits…sorry)

I think this is a good personality trait for Keith. He seems lovable but is easily jealous and vicious. This dating sim or harem would actually work out very well because Keith is a character that could easily get into the way of another character’s move on Ida.

while not much of his past is known other than him being the first of his batch to hatch, it is theorized that his jealous, manipulative, vengeful cruel persona is the real one , due to other members of his species cowering in fear in his presence, however, he IS genuinely cheerful around Ida and truly supports her and her dreams.he is also very optimistic in that he is going to be her one true love, despite all his jealousness

Keith has some major issues lmao

He still remembers the first time he met Ida, he was going to go crazy after years of isolation, the only contact he has had was with scientists who just checked him up and left, but then came Ida, she was just cleaning up stuff, looking him and rambling about some things about travels and tourism, venting about her frustrations, he felt the urge of cheer her up, playing like a cat, humans like cats, however, maybe due to his size, she was more scared and angry , thus she searched for the nearest object which happened to be a metal bar that was used in case the door needed to be extra locked, and she knocked out two of his teeth with it.

Man, if I was looking for a man to be my significant other, I would search for one that would knock two of my teeth out with a metal bar on sight. But this is very reasonable. While it is cliche, if you were all alone and someone came to give you company, I bet something would start to blossom.

Keith understood perfectly she was ready to kill him in self defense if necessary, and she was about to start a ruckus (she does have anger issues, and her training was strictly cleaning related) , and she was going to get kicked out, thus, he was not going to see her again, he just calmly laid a claw on her, and looked her directly in the eyes, and found her frustrations and issues.

I think another reason why Keith might have the jealousness is because he was the first to meet Ida. You could maybe add in that these creatures have an “imprinting” thing going on that allows one to claim someone else as their significant other. This could work, but then again, all the other aliens are also going after Ida. Idk it’s just a thought.

Though he needed to talk to her and meet her outside of the job, the morphing device that was on a laboratory was perfect for creating his new persona, his human self, but he needed dna, which… wasnt hard to obtain, Ida’s suit was probably full of hairs, and whatnot, so he did what he had to do, take her suit and go away, it was a hard and painful process until he took a completely human form.

Dang that must hurt. However, I feel like using Ida’s DNA would make him look more like a girl. I would change this to Keith finding a way to obtain a male’s hair and then complete the transformation.

I think I explained in Ida’s profile what happened the next day…

Yes, yes you did.

Relationships:

with Ida: he is completely infatuated with her, idolizing her, and admiring her, although this is not good, but once he starts respecting her as a human being and acknowledging her faults the ship can sail, if not, there’s suffering for both of them, he is taking steps, for example, he respects her space.

Overprotective but not pushy. Honestly Keith isn’t that bad of a dude.

With Mabel: Mabel is helping him woo Ida, although she isnt aware of his Yandere tendencies.

What a girl Mabel, yes. But I still think Ida and Mabel could be a route in this sim.

With Drake: they dont get along very well, because despite Drake being violent and bloodthirsty he doesnt sugarcoat it , they like to play toghether though…

If “play” means “trying to rip each others’ throats out”, yeah, I guess they love to play.

With Caleb : Caleb and Keith get along very well with each other, is not hard since both of them are very approachable.

Good boys.

With Xander: both are very jealous of Ida, although Xander fears keith, and keith fears xander as well, no reason

I feel like there should be a reason they fear each other. We generally know why Keith is feared, but Xander should have an underlying trait or secret that makes him extremely dangerous. Its always the sweet/quiet ones.

Trivia: *He adopted the manic pixie dream guy persona to cheer Ida up, he loves seeing her smile *According to Ida he weights like a horse, it might be hyperbole though. *His human form presents no glamour failure at first, but if very stressed he shows parts of his true form. *And mantaining his cute voice is difficult for him too *he is an amphibian and thus needs to be hydrated constantly, he carries a purse full of bottled water.

I honestly really like Keith a lot more now. He originally seemed too generic and likable, but he has flaws and I do want to learn more about the fear everyone seems to show around him. Don’t be afraid to send in your other characters, i would be happy to review them!

Thanks for reading, and I hope this helps! (◕ ω ◕✿)

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skepticaloccultist · 8 years ago

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Hell Fire Club Books

Hell Fire Club Books is a rather remarkable, very old school approach to book binding and publishing. Helmed by Eamonn Loughran they have released an astounding collection of esoteric and occult volumes over the last two decades. Individually hand craft leather and vellum bound volumes, hand worked tooling and incredible editions and folio bindings are a hallmark of HFCB work.

After reviewing his incredible edition of the Keys of Rabbi Solomon I thought that a chat about the work his is doing would be enlightening to those who, like myself, have a love for fine bindings and beautiful books.

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Lets start off with a bit of background on Hell Fire Club. When did you start publishing fine bindings? What was your first volume?

Well 'Hell Fire Club Books' really began about 20-21 years ago with my interest in the PGMs (Greco Egyptian Magical Papyri) where I produced a facsimile of one document with suggested new readings, it was the legendary 'Headless God' invocation, something that I am working on completing for this year (yes 21 years later!). The real intent of Hell Fire Club Books was to provide a window into the magical current of an old incarnation of Thelema and to link that with the modern world. I was living in Buckinghamshire (UK) at the time and had been simultaneously researching Crowley's techniques in Liber Samekh and the history of the 18th century Hell Fire Club. Behind 'Hell Fire Club Books' is actually a small circle which keeps the legends and symbolism of the original Hell Fire Club alive, thats what makes it unique!

Fine binding is having a renaissance at the moment, with deluxe editions becoming the norm for most publishers of the esoteric. HFCB on the other had is all fine bindings. How do you choose which works you feel need the special bindings you create?

Things jump at me! I literally get a big charge from the creative and magical work I'm handling and from there its a daemonic rush to the bindery where something physical takes shape! I was trained in a bindery in Nottingham UK which was established in 1903, the old guys had never worked anywhere else and binding in leather by hand was a daily practice. My first real test there was a run of over 450 leather bound books in silk lined boxes for the Houses of Parliament, a row of highly skilled craftsmen working like steam engines drinking tea all day and chatting about fishing and cricket with me in the middle trying to keep up! I learned from working with them and soaked it all up with enthusiasm every minute! I suppose I'm a visual and tactile thinker really, I've never understood the concept of a non-physical magic, for me everything is inherently physical and where the manifestation of a book touches people not only in distant places but across time then we can be sure that their experience is a more powerful one, a book literally initiates a new current.

Leather and vellum binding and sourcing high quality papers are increasingly difficult. Where do you acquire the variables for your productions?

Fortunately the best producers are all still in business! In the UK there are a number of bookbinder suppliers both trade and conservation etc plus good tanneries both here and in France and Germany. I have to say that from long experience there is only one supplier of vellum I would use and thats William Cowleys of Buckinghamshire, they have been in business over a hundred years and their work is perfection every time. I have used many paper-marblers and toolmakers over the years and have ventured into using letterpress a few times, we have two large format vintage presses here which I hope to use more of this year.

As our readers are aware I am a lover of beautiful bindings and consider it an art. Each of your works being made by hand and not outsourced means they are practically art objects. How do you feel about the sometimes eye watering secondary market valuations of your work?

Well to an extent the 'dealer' market can help to keep things in the public eye for many years, I do believe that many dealers are simply looking at the math and pricing accordingly, but yes there are a few examples of unfriendly pricing which is a pity. Personally I get more satisfaction in knowing that somebody out there got the one thing they really wanted than that a small number of people have one of everything. Im a bit of an idealist and would like to feel that handling a book or other object made by hand inspires people to really get into something, to really live it and for that magical act to reverberate throughout their lives.

Having done a bit of binding myself one hurdle has been finding the tools required to do the gold tooling for the covers, particularly the brass text pieces. How did you come on to the tool set you have?

I literally built it up over the last 10-15 years, I did inherit a significant collection of 19the and 20th century brass letters and tools (including sets in Greek and Hebrew) from the bindery I worked for, otherwise I have had tools designed and cut for each individual project. Theres a tray cabinet in the bindery with over a hundred drawers of tools and blocks which is a goldmine of ideas, sometimes I just spend an hour browsing!

Your recent publication of Peterson's translation of the Honorius looks to be another exceptional work. As you move forward with HFC do you foresee more contemporary works and translations being released?

Yes absolutely, in fact over the last year I have expanded the bindery and whether for my own imprint or for others I have been involved in at least one new publication per week. Over the last 9 years I was mostly involved in running a village pub in a place called Castle Bytham in Lincolnshire, the bindery then was a converted barn at the rear of the main building. To be honest I had outgrown it in the first few months and was looking for a larger workspace either within the village or nearby. About 12 months ago I took on a huge space in a Victorian malthouse which has since been filled with more benches, presses and so forth, a simply enormous studio but I love it!

Are you doing all of the bindery work yourself or do you have assistants? A run of hundreds of volumes is an incredible amount of work for an individual.

I am doing all the work myself I do have a bit of help with hand sewing one day a week but apart from that it's me myself and I! I was trained in a bindery established in 1903 and the prevailing attitude was pretty Victorian, the company was considered old fashioned on the 1960s and hadn't changed a bit when I worked there! I worked with a bunch of old guys who had either been letterpress trade apprentices or had gone up in the trade as bookbinders, one even had his original indenture (a form of apprentices' contact which goes back over 100 years). I actually own a set of presses and hand tools which were bought by the company when they stared as a stationers shop in the early 1900s, one of the hand tools is dateable to the 18th century (it was in a biscuit tin!) and was a treasured talisman until the company moved premises and I inherited it.

I do often hear the voices of the old binders I used to work with, turning the same presses daily that they worked at for forty years, old chaps who loved cricket, fishing and weekends away in caravans. What always tickled me was the way they gently poked fun at each other about things that happened over thirty years previously! I'm the late 1960s one of the guys had fancied himself as a songwriter and even appeared on an early television talent show, he was beaten to the prize by a singing dog, his workmates never let him forget it and thirty years later they all still sang the song on his birthday!

Do you have a particular work you feel is your masterpiece so far? One that stands out to you as an exemplar of your fantastic skills?

I guess I would have to say that the vellum edition of The Holy Books of Thelema in a leather clamshell box was pretty damn good! I got a real kick out of making all the books and boxes for all the different sets, it was over 1000 books handmade plus boxes etc so a huge commitment for one person but to think that it was the first time (since Crowley's own 1909 edition) that the Holy Books had been produced in the manner he specified, arranged exactly as the A.'.A.'. students ought to receive it. After that I think that 'The Sacred Magic of Abramelin' edited by Georg Dehn (both vellum and calfskin editions) and the 'Honorius' by Joseph Peterson are rather special.

Tell me about the re-release of "Secret Symbols of The Hell Fire Club". What type of binding and edition size can we look forward to?

The Secret Symbols of The Hell Fire Club has been an important publication for us since its first release seven years ago, it went out of print very quickly and copies are extremely difficult to find even for our members. An electronic version was made available but since then both new information and original sources have come to light which make a new edition essential. I should imagine we will produce a limited number of leather copies and a trade edition which will be sent out mainly through the United States.

The book traces the ideas and history behind the Hell Fire Club of the 18th century and gives an insight into its survival today, following clues left in the caves at West Wycombe and architecturally in the house and surrounding area, an initiatory journey is unfolded which throws light on the nature of the current of Thelema before Crowley, a mystery school with a symbolism otherwise unknown.

Have you done commission work or custom volumes for individuals or other publishers? Is that something you are open to doing?

I have done many commissions over the years and am working on a few now, mostly private manuscripts that require archival boxes or some manner of conservation but occasionally rebinding older printed books and creating blank books and artists books. Large format work is a particular favourite of mine and I love using the bigger presses to produce monsters!

I have worked with other publishers on a number of occasions and there are some well known esoteric works I have had a quiet hand in, I think in time the bindery will expand again as we continue to publish and to accept archival and private work. Who knows what the future holds...

Explore the many creations of Eamonn's Hell Fire Club Books here:

www.hellfireclubbooks.co.uk

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