#oh and also talking in codes and ciphers

[tboynightmare]

will graham is walking talking proof that sometimes the only rizz you need is having big babydoll eyes and an odd demeanor

[babycharmander]

(BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

I just finished reading The Book of Bill and I am kindof losing my mind over some of this stuff.

I had wondered if Alex Hirsch might make Bill sympathetic in some way and oh boy I was not expecting him to do it so successfully (and without cheapening Bill's character).

So, we learn that Bill was born into a 2D world... as a mutant who can see into the third dimension. He claims he was absolutely loved by all, but when talking about his powers, he mentions under Pyrokinesis:

"Cipher, Cipher, he's insane / Starting fires with his brain." The kids in grade school could be so cruel. But where are they now, huh? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

So probably not quite as liked as he was letting on. To add to that, there's the silly straw page, which looks like silly nonsense until you decipher some of the codes:

"EYE DOCTOR OF A DIFFERENT KIND / WHO WANTS TO MAKE HIS PATIENTS BLIND" "THE DOCTOR SAYS / THREE SIPS A DAY / WILL MAKE THE VISIONS / GO AWAY"

I wasn't sure what this meant until I saw someone point out... he was seeing a third dimension that no one else could see. His parents probably took him to the eye doctor to try to "fix" him. Which, speaking of his eye doctor, the coded message in the section about human eyeballs says something interesting:

"MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING"

It could be a joke given beforehand he's talking about dissecting a human eye, but given the previous hints of medical abuse, I wouldn't put it past him that he tried to get revenge on his eye doctor.

Oh yeah and the whole thing about him setting his entire dimension on fire? Yeah it turns out it was entirely a mistake (he just wanted everyone to understand the third dimension he was seeing so they could be free of only two dimensions), he was so traumatized by it he blacks out when trying to recall it. He deeply, deeply regrets it, and...

"What? Your ENTIRE home dimension? destroyed? How? By what?" Bill looked distant, more distant than I'd ever seen him. "By a monster."

He sees himself as a monster.

And yet, he's not some innocent, misunderstood being. He still revels in causing pain and chaos. He's terrible in general, but becomes incredibly abusive toward Ford.

"YOU'RE MY PROPERTY. DON'T FORGET IT. The hillbilly abandoned you, your father won't want you returning without millions, you have no friends, and if you died out here in the snow, who would even miss you?"

Which... speaking of him and Ford...

Yes, yes, I know people ship them. But like, whether you see their relationship as romantic or platonic (I see it as the latter), there's some interesting parallels to be made here.

Both Bill and Ford are mutants who were mocked for their being different. (Bill was not physically a mutant, as far as we know, but more in the sense of him having vision stronger than that of everyone else in his dimension, and also having special powers. And he does describe himself as a mutant.) Both became social outcasts, separated from their families but still haunted by them (Ford seeing commercials of Stan on TV and running across old photos of him and his brother, Bill being haunted by his family in some form). Neither could return home for one reason or another. Both more powerful than their peers (Ford intellectually, Bill in terms of actual powers). Both of them isolated and alone. (Yes, Bill does have the Henchmaniacs, but they seem like shallow friends, and only really seem to follow him out of a desire to have a place to party.)

Ford was not aware of most of this, aside from knowing that Bill could not go home because his dimension was destroyed. But Bill absolutely saw himself in Ford. There was no other person he tried to use whom he felt a stronger connection to.

And he actually seems to care about Ford--he actually gave him a birthday present, and when Ford didn't like it, he decided to get drunk and party with him instead to make up for it.

And then when Ford realizes what Bill's plan actually is and refuses to go along with it, and fights back no matter what Bill does, Bill completely breaks down.

After living for trillions of years, he met someone who was like him, and that person rejected him.

He goes berserk, wreaking havoc, being caught by the dimensional authority that he's been taunting for most of his life.

And then after dying and being cast out of hell for being too annoying, he winds up faced with the Axolotl, who sends him to therapy, where he continues to break down further, sending out the book in a desperate attempt to find someone, anyone who will help him break loose and wreak havoc once again.

"You have no friends, and if you died ... who would even miss you?"

I don't know, Bill. Who would even miss you?

In short,

[ID: The front and back of one of Bill's Valentines cards. On the front is a black void with Bill Cipher lying down without his hat, gazing blankly upwards, with the text "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE" above him. On the back is a simple white "TO/FROM" in red, with a red outline illustration of Bill spontaneously growing a mouth and eating a realistic, bloody heart. /end ID]

[with-my-murder-flute]

the hunt for enneameter: new and completely unprecedented levels of alectopause brainrot

Elseweb I was trying to explain to someone why I felt that Ortus had a strong formative influence on Gideon and Harrow. And the reason is: They don't speak like normal humans. They speak like people very accustomed to recitation, especially reciting metered poetry. (My brothers and I grew up in a youth group that did a lot of memorizing and reciting old-ass fancy talk, and oh boy is there a difference between the two)

And the person said they guessed they could see it with Harrow but they didn't get it with Gideon. So to demonstrate, I pulled out Gideon's "the only job" speech from early in GtN. Which is where my troubles started.

As Harrow promptly tells her, it's structured in a set of three unnecessarily long and punchy descriptions. That's a remarkable level of rhetorical flourish and suspicious all on its own.

And then I started trying to explain how I thought it scanned in iambic pentameter, and some of it is long strings of iambs, but not all. Then I remembered that I hate doing this crap because what feel like very natural stress patterns to me are not how people from other accents or countries would say it. And anyway, I gave up on explaining the scansion, and just tried to break it into what seemed like natural lines to demonstrate the similarity to something like Shakespeare. I included syllable counts as I saw them in parentheses at the end of the line. Not all the lines were iambic pentameter, but 10 absolutely was the mean and mode number of syllables per line.

And then I noticed that with my pronunciation ('kicked' and 'flipped' as one syllable), Gideon's little speech was 96 syllables long. Not quite the 99 you'd think is appropriate for the Ninth.

...And that recognition of the structure wound up most of the way to spring, needing just one tiny bit more to fully click, led me to remember that sometimes Shakespeare breaks up his speeches between characters, and they make the larger structure together. Like, Romeo shows up in the balcony scene declaring the first part of a sonnet about Juliet, and then she shows up and Uno reverses it on him with the last octave.

So I looked at Harrow's next line.

It was 3 syllables long and completely punctures Gideon's rising bubble of hot air.

I'M GOING TO COMPLETELY LOSE MY SHIT HERE TAMSYN--

G: Nonagesimus, the only job (9) I’d do for you would be if you wanted (10) someone to hold the sword as you fell on it. (11)

the only job I’d do for you would be (10) If you wanted your ass kicked so hard, (9) the Locked Tomb opened, and a parade came out (11) to sing, ‘Lo! A destructed ass.’ (8)

The only job I’d do would be if you (10) wanted me to spot you while you backflipped (10) off the top tier into Drearburh.(8)

H: That's three jobs. (3)

People who are good at cryptography and poetry scansion please help. Before I go off to tear all my pillows apart with my bare hands while weeping, I'll leave you with one last thing:

those who are fit but to hold their blade in the scabbard never to draw it forth for the battle

28 syllables. Harrow says it doesn't scan; Ortus refutes this and says it's "enneameter" (after the Greek word for "eight") and therefore does. Casual reminder that the Ninth is positively shitty with people keeping secrets from each other using complicated codes and ciphers. How does enneameter work?

(Final tidbit if you need extra incentive: He also says enneameter is "the traditional form". This may be a quotation from his own work, or it could be from some other mouldering old book in the Ninth's library. Just how old?)

[hijinxinprogress]

Everyone in YJ is multilingual (mostly bc they’re nosy)

Everyone on YJ speaks at least 14 languages which is a skill they all use to fuck with the jl and their villains like oh??? We’re having secret conversations??? I would like to be included and everyone’s like wtf why do you speak this fucking random dialect of Russian?? This is Arizona??

They all speak binary for some fucking reason (they’re nerds) Also Kon tells people binary is Tim’s native language which starts a debate on whether it counts as Kons native language)

Diana is swearing in ancient greek under her breathe and Anita laughs before responding in ancient greek so Diana’s time monitoring yj is spent trying to make sure the public knows she did not teach those little miscreants to swear in her native language however she did teach them some technically lethal combat moves which is not better but she thinks it is

Anytime aliens come to metropolis or anywhere else on earth, occasionally Kon shows up and starts speaking to them in their native language so Clark’s like 🤨 …did Cadmus teach you that?? I don’t even know that language and kons so offended bc no?? Bart crashed our fucking spaceship and we were stranded in space for like 8 months…you didn’t notice??? I know their language bc we fucking hitchhiked back to earth (yj also pissed off multiple entire planets of people but 🤷���‍♀️) and Batman’s so pissed when Clark complains to him about this bc Tim told him they were doing undercover recon in Eritrea

the jl is trying to translate a threat from the league of assassins while batman is off planet but cissie showed up bc damian was insulting the jl in the leagues dialect and being purposefully unhelpful (he sabotaged the leagues plan like three hours ago and he enjoys making adults feel stupid esp if they’ve tried to baby him) so everyone else is confused when cissie laughs at damians remarks and casually corrects green arrows translation (she also invites damian to blow stuff up with yj which is immediately rejected but he changes his mind when olivers lets them know he can hear them and tries to lecture them)

clark is talking to Diana in kryptonian and he hears a collective gasp of offense from yj and he’s like ?? (Tim followed all the supers around for like a month to teach himself kryptonian and then taught Kon and the rest of yj)

J’onn walked in on Greta and Cassie discussing how to ditch their green lantern in the watchtower break room and snitched immediately bc they finished his secret stash of cookies but he also has inside jokes in martian with them (despite this yj does not listen to him in any capacity)

They all know Interlac (Bart kept cussing in interlac and decided it would be great if yj also did this) but really the rest of the jl is under the impression it’s some fucking code yj made except the speedsters are like Bart ☹️ no spoilers you promised!! and he’s like it’s not even a real language 🤨 didn’t you hear?? Rob made this fucked up cipher and I hate it 😞 it took me like six minutes to learn (they have to let it go when Bart goes oh so you don’t think tims smart enough to create a language on his own?? within earshot of the bats)

Or Anita starts muttering in patois while they’re being lectured by the jl and bart laughs and she’s like 🤨 someone cooked here and I don’t know if I like that 

[skythealmighty]

why am i just now finding out about thisisnotawebsitedotcom i feel a little stupid.. then again i dont have the Book of Bill so maybe im lucky to know about it ???

#rocket talk #gravity falls #miss this show. anyway twink cipher fuckign jumpscared me

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Why Flatland counts as an object show: an essay

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why flatland isnt an object show: its a book + movie you assholes

#this argument is fucking stupid its just flatland

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lol ok have fun w that 👍

also do u know any recipes for roasted pumpkin seeds the internets failing me rn and im cooking a big dinner for me and my bf

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Oh yeah sure https://www.jessicagavin.com/how-to-roast-pumpkin-seeds/#wprm-recipe-container-35845

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Wait why am I telling you this go die I hate you

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has anyone else wondered why this spaghetti code webbed site can connect across DIFFERENT UNIVERSES??? or is that just me

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follow for the same picture of my crab every day!!!!! look at him :D

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todays liveblog!! B)

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knife and suitcase made it to the finale!! hell yeah so proud of them

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balloons talk with suitcase didnt go so well :/ i hope they can get some alone time without anyone else so they can like talk properly next time

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mepad???

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oh i think the finale challenge is happening

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baseball looks worried but lightbulb's brushing him off :|

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ojs backing away from paper??? wh

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WHJDT THE FUCK

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WAIT I HAVENT SEEN SOAP IN A WHILE WHERE IS SHE???

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OH GOD

#mics ramblings #SOAP???!??

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Awwww, this means a lot to me, anon! Could you find Film Reel for me and doxx him? That would be really helpful <3

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if this fuckass hand keeps showing up at the edge of my vision i'm going to hit something

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#maybe hes in love with you

what the hell is wrong with you.

[femnoah]

Meet the in-laws au

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

The Burromuertos get invited to watch the rest of the season with the devis, to have a screening night whenever a new episode is aired.

Esmeralda brings up how they won't be able to due to living hours away and her husband having a busy schedule.

Amrita then offers for them to stay with them until the house is ready. She begins to turn down the offer but the other mother has a grin on her face and just starts rambling off reasons, unfortunately Esmeralda cannot find any reason to deny so she looks to her husband who looks just as stunned as she feels. ("We have plenty of room, you'll be able to get used to the neighbourhood, you can just think of it as early bonding between neighbours, packing will be a lot easier with all of use and it'd be far cheaper than paying for two houses and a hotel, our chil-" " Está bien, señorita Sunshine, save your breath, you've convinced us"

Now all Esmeralda needs to do is find herself a new personal assistant and that's all her problems solved.

She and her husband (Carlos was back at his house, he had moved in with his best friend years ago and José was heavens knows where) watch the next episode with Amrita and her boys.

To their surprise they all have pens and paper out. Antonio questions it and one of the sons responds with "Huh? Oh! Izzy wanted us to have a challenge while they were doing the challenges and I think she dragged Neha into it cause they've been dropping puzzles and codes all season, it's like little Easter eggs on the show."

"Yeah, we try to notice and solve as many as we can and when they get back we'll rewatch the season and whoever got the most right from what's been aired wins bragging rights"

They get to one of Neha's confessionals and the TV is paused "morse code!"

Which yeah, the blinking and tapping does look off compared to the earlier ones. There's a mad dash of scribbling before someone mentions that it doesn't make sense.

fxxw fp bfky peyp caqfkd

It's Esmeralda who points out that it's a keyword cipher (colour her impressed), the girl had been using the word crazy a lot that episode. It's only later when they see Izzy being carted away that they understand it.

They get invited to the games night because of this.

It's also where Esmeralda mentions adopting Courtney and Heather.

"wait--so he's flirting with his sisters?!"

"he doesn't know this yet and it's strategy, it's not like it'll go anywhere with Heather not liking guys and Courtney being with Duncan."

"true"

"Dios Mío I forgot about that punk"

One evening only the parents are in the living room and they have a couple of drinks and end up bragging about their children and their accomplishments because they're proud of their children ok!

They're not trying to one up each other and are finding out more about the other family and getting to talk to someone who'll listen about their kids, it's a win win.

Esmeralda decides then and there that the Devi's and Burromuerto's are going to be in-laws. She's always dreamed of having a competent daughter-in-law and it's clearly the perfect opportunity. Carlos is only into men (and she has a feeling that he's in love with his best friend), and she doesn't have much faith in José, especially with his attitude in the most recent years. It's up to her youngest son.

When the time comes to pick the children up from a hotel (that was rented out for the day to offer privacy for the families) Esmeralda volunteers to pick up the other three girls. She needed to be there to tell Heather and Courtney about their new status as well as speak to a member of staff about her son's injury (burns on his foot, thankfully it wasn't too serious) that her husband had been called about anyways and it would mean less trips. She's delightfully surprised about how close the hotel is, only an hour's drive in the limo!

So Esmeralda and Antonio go to collect the six kids...

[glitchcat808]

HELLO TO ANY USER ON THIS SITE WATCHING THIS POST, I HAVE THEORIES TO SHARE!!

Extra, extra!! "AO3 Fanfiction Makes Average Individual Crash Out!!" Fresh and new, everyone!

I have come with news about my recent favorite fanfiction, "Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part" by @selfless-solipsist. I come here to tell you audience about my experience with the fic so far for you readers out there to enjoy!!

I am Glitch, more know as Detective Chaos (by the author, truly a blessing btw) and let's begin!!

FOR ANY CHEATER OUT THERE WHO HAS NOT READ THE FANFIC AND WANTS TO KNOW THE ENDING TO EVERYTHING, THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS TO THE FANFIC. IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR EYES TO BURN AND YOUR BRAINCELLS TO DISAPPEAR, READ IT FIRST, YOU PSYCHO!!

Here is my brand new updated collage of all the photos i will talk about:

(Oops! Who wrote things on the pages?? Was it you, Mr. Kumquat?? Do i need to kill your family again?)

And here, we have the result of a 2am discovery. This was made in the comfort of my bed, a tea and bread on my left, and my trusted alibi, my star plushie to my right.

First and foremost, we have the wedding contract. This started it all, this made Bill want to shoot himself with a glitter gun.

(For now, i will name the reader as "Wife", i do not want to write a paragraph that long okay? I have school tomorrow...)

On the first chapter, we find out that Wife and Bill have just been married and are living together. Bill, as his former self, decides to torment Wife with teasing and verbal foreplay (or what can be considered foreplay in his mind). And as the reader, i can only say this is perfect for me. I love when people get how a character acts and thinks, it's like they cannonball'ed to the character's brain and played with their veins. And i love it.

And who could have guessed, the Axolotl (praise him) makes this marriage not by choice, but by a vision. He saw that Bill could change, as Wife just made him get the jackpot on "Ruining Bill's Sanity 3000™". Finally, the Pines Family got off their feet by the news. Mabel made confetti poppers filled with pink pudding, Dipper tried to rub his eyes of the nightmare his mind could be making up, Stan tried to escape the country (for the six time that week) and Ford only facepalmed with the disappointment a teacher has when he founds out everyone on his class didn't do their homework.

So not only do we get the chaotic meltdown of everyone in the Shack, but we also get this certificate of marriage by the two supposed lovebirds:

Sigh, how lovely. The most non-parable, and totally-a-mistake couple has been done. I take a sip of my tea as i watch the regret on the universe's face when they see what have they done.

I love how there is different colour letters to identify who's who. Just shows how much detail there is on here. And it surprises me, because this is only the start!

BUT WAIT!

What is that phrase up there?

Hmmm, what do, what do....

"Oh, i know! That looks like Cipher, right? Let me just decode it!" I say with joy.

...turns out i couldn't...

I don't know why, but i tried to copy what it said on FOUR.DIFFERENT.WEBSITES.

AND NOTHING WORKED.

So i just had to do it by an image and let me tell you...it was not easy

As you can see, i was losing my marbles...

Fortunately, i tried another website. And it finally worked!

...okay, not much there. But it can still count for something, right?

...

Right?....

Anyways, more chapters in, there was another cipher on the notes. So again, i needed to decode it!

But i didn't learn my lesson...

Plant a "Dumbass" sign to my head, i deserve it.

So what did i learned?

¹ Check if the codes are cipher BEFORE doing anything else

² The writer is good at making my brain roll around like a hamster ball

³ I'm a total idiot

Getting that out the way, i now have some theories to talk about.

As we all now, there has been journal related chapters about Wife, and i want to learn more about them.

Did she had a life before moving to Gravity Falls? Yes. Was that life happy? I don't think so. Will we know more about Wife in future chapters? I'M BEGGING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

So my theory implies that Wife was a total menace where they used to live. She was the one that stood out, the one people pointed and judged about, the town's freak, if you will. And when paranormal stuff happened around her, she decided to move out. She tried to find a place to stay, at least for a few months, but everything backfired. So her last resort was the town we know and love. And seeing the weirdness, the law-breaking logic, the strangeness of it all, she stayed. Wife finally found somewhere she founded safe, but turns out that she wasn't living there, the town is living with her. And Gravity Falls is now trapped with not one, but two menaces. Axolotl save us.

Next up in the list, "Ford and his crippling crush on a married woman"!

So, for what we know on the journal pages of the Wife herself, Ford has been trying to discover what does Wife bring to the town, and what her motive of her stay is. Like most of us curious people, we also want to know about Wife (or is that just me?). But Ford breaks the limbo bar by a kangaroo kick and decides to "study" her, making a whole page of some of his scenes with her:

This made my boots jump, my wig fell off and my eyes to get out of their sockets. FORD, EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD ASSUME SHE IS A WITCH?? DOES A 2000s LOW RISE JEAN AND A BOB SCREAM WITCH TO YOU?? (this is not an insult i love the authors art please dont burn me alive while rats eat my eyes 💔)

Getting out my "Magnifying Glass of Mystery™", i can see that Ford got attracted to Wife by her abnormal aura. He wonders why did she just appear out of nowhere, which makes him do more research. After some time, he concludes that she is just weird.

But that made her more interesting....

So when Bill founds out? Oh, he was MAD.

Because what if you got back into the mortal world, got happily (???) married with someone, and then your crazy weirdo ex tried to make your lover fell to their knees for him?? Yeah, i would be mad to. And now he tried to change your WIFES opinion about you, trying to give her reasons on why this was a bad idea and that you should have him instead? Oh yeah, that's the last straw.

And when you and your ring-tied person get to a family dinner you didn't ask to be in, he decides to still change them?? Hell to the no, brother!

I know Bill is not the best partner out there, but can you really blame him? He has been with at least the amount of people you will need to fill two whole cults, and i bet those relationships didn't last that much. And no, four millennias doesn't count. So he will may or may not be batshit at keeping a relationship. And now that he is married he may try to get that relationship afloat, that is, as afloat as a fruit basket on top of a washing machine can be. All for a change to be free of a prison full of lavender scented candles and a half-filled crayon box.

So there is a small reason he can be a little bit crazy jelly of their partner, which i totally get, by the way. But still, he needs this, he needs to keep it together and make his wife stay with him.

Because then what? Is it all gonna be worth the time? Is it all going to be fine with him? Will the Axolotl be happy about it?

Who knows...

Third thing i need to talk about is Bill falling harder for his wife!

Since Bill didn't know shit of his wife, he needed to impress her. As of now, he has to act as a college student working on a coffee shop and getting the minimum pay with his wife.

But then, then after some meltdowns and milkshake fights, he realizes that he really is trapped with her, isn't he? He knows that he should have thought of this better, should have thought he has changed.

And that scares him

It scares him how much she has made him more stable on the mortal world, how she has made him realize there is still someone out there who will stay with him to just listen, to hear him, to feel him.

It was something he never thought would happen, it was a whole nightmare. A critical headache, a feeling that was the same as dust in his eye. But know that he can truly see her real emotions, he starts to feel safe around her.

So when he tries to play it cool, not only does he make it worse, but Wife understand that he is afraid of the future. He is afraid of feeling genuine emotions, feeling attraction, feeling love.

Last up, "The Happy Chaos Family"!

After a whole rollercoaster of emotions between this two characters, there are hints between photos that show a small and tiny triangle.

This got me wondering "Wait, is that a reflection of Bill's past?" But then i scratched the idea because that did not make sense.

And so, i made a lot of theories with this new information:

¹ Bill goes to the past (somehow) and brings his old self

² There is a last survivor from his universe he didn't know about

³ A possible baby is made??

With this theories, i decided to check the notes/ chapters to see if i could come up with something.

And when i was looking around, my heart dropped to the floor.

I realized something

THIS IS BILL'S WORST PHOBIA

BILL IS ON THE THERAPRISM AGAIN?? BUT HOW?? WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO MAKE HIM GO AGAIN??

I was jumping on the walls, checking chapter by chapter to see if i could come up with something. But i don't know if i was blind or not, but at the time i couldn't find ANYTHING that helped me. So i was trying to come up with theories and solve ciphers, screaming "THE VOICES" as i hanged red string all around my room.

So i only had to wait...

And wait...

UNTIL

THE DINNER CHAPTER

Oh Mabel, you just made me crash out to an expired Dorito. Pat pat for you, clap clap.

THIS.THIS RIGHT HERE.MADE SO MUCH SENSE.

What did Bill learned after destroying his dimension? Don't trust nobody, you can always do things without anyones help, and maybe that he has family issues now. But the thing that stayed with him the most is that he was alone.

He was alone

He had nobody, he had to learn how to survive on his own, he had to confort himself.

He was alone

So what happens when you find a hot bitch (affectionately <3), marry her, and then get the idea of kids??

Oh boy...

And here is the display for "I have never been in a stable relationship and change makes me scared" individual. This unknown creature eats dreams at night, so watch out!

I am going to hit my head on a ceiling bus, this is amazing! This chapter didn't make me scratch my face like a wild cheetah and break my table with the force of a trencher, absolutely not!

...heh

Anyways, getting on topic.

I had a theory almost canon, if i can call it that. There has been a comfirmation that Bill is going to have a baby in the future, RIGHT IN OUR FACES! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED??

And not only that, my theory is almost true, which is a win to me! Good job Detective Chaos, back at it again. I rub dust off my shoulders and continue sipping my tea.

So now, the only thing we need to see is if there is something else that can make my theory true. So i waited a little longer, and yep!

Here it is!

Oh, how wonderful! Making me loose my sanity again! I see you Bill!

So, not only was i right, but we also get more lore on the family!

Yey!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIFE IS ON THE THERAPRISM TOO???????

HELLO?? WHAT HAPPENED??? HOW DID WE GET HERE???

So not only do i need to see what happened to this two idiots, but now THE KID IS TRAPPED THERE TOO?????

Okay! No big deal! I can just make more theories right!!

RIGHT?!?!?!

THIS WONT MAKE ME LOSE MY SANITY RIGHT??? ITS OKAY!! ITS ALL OKAY!!!

I JUST NEED TO PLAY IT COOL!! NO BIGGIE!!

LET ME GRAB MY TEA CUP FIRST!!

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psst

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psst!

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Hey you!!

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YES, YOU!!

...huh, i remember leaving this close

What happened? Why is everything blank??

WHO DID THIS??

WHO BROKE THE SCRE-

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-DETECTIVE CHAOS SIGNING OUT >;D

[finifugue]

~600 word snippet of a WIP sequel to Death and Other Lies which may or may not come out in the near future, depending on how life goes. ily

They pound down the stairs, dodging guns and fists and knives as they go, and Lando catches a stray bullet, grazing across his arm as he pushes Ollie out of the way ‒ less dangerous, and more frustrating, because honestly the guy shooting it was slow as anything, so it’s really actually on Lando that they were in a position to be shot in the first place.

He swears a little under his breath and continues to herd Ollie down to the basement, to the sewerage grate he knows runs right into a complex system of tunnels. It's bolted shut, but Lando just attaches one of what Alex calls his ‘brand new state-of-the-art lockpicking devices’ to the centre of it. “Code?” “18-15-20-20-15-7-15,” Alex replies. “What?” “I said, 18‒” Lando huffs, tapping in the code impatiently. “I know what you said. I want to know why that’s the fucking code.” George snorts into the comm, making a truly disgusting noise. “’Cause Alex is a basic bisexual using a letter-number conversion cipher.” “Oh, die.” The thing beeps in a way which is never good for anyone standing nearby, a little red light blinking, and Lando yanks Ollie backwards by the arm, diving behind a large stone pillar before there’s a huge flash of light and the sound of an explosion. When he peeks back around, the grate is little more than a smouldering hole in the wall. He puts a hand up to his comm again. “Two-Three.” “Yes?” is Alex’s reply. “That’s not a lockpicking device. That’s a bomb.” “It opened the sewer, did it not?” Arthur asks. “My brother is coming, also.” “What?” Charles is meant to be securing the perimeter, not running through the sewers. If Charles is running through the sewers instead of securing the perimeter, Lando is going to fucking kill him. He says as much. Arthur snorts. “Other brother.” “Lorenzo’s on Earth again?” He was on one of Jupiter’s moons, last Lando checked, terraforming. Or, at least, he was telling the government he was terraforming. Lando’s pretty sure he’s money laundering up there. “Other other brother.” Arthur doesn’t have any more brothers. Unless he’s talking about ‒ The rapid pit-pat of four absurdly small legs echoes out from the hole in the wall, followed by a high-pitched, yappy bark, and Lando begins praying to gods long since murdered. Leo Leclerc. “Remind me to murder Charles when we get back,” Lando tells Ollie. “Fricking Charles and his fricking ninja dog.” Ollie tilts his head. “I think he’s cute.” He bends down, scritches Leo behind his big floppy ears, and Leo snuffles up to his hand, tail wagging like a thing that waggles at the speed of sound. “Will you show us the way out, buddy?” he asks in a baby voice, and when Leo yaps in response, he coos. “Good boy. Good doggie, yes, you’ll help us. Good boy.” While Ollie is distracted, Leo’s eyes turn towards the door they came through, where the sounds of guards are becoming ever-closer, ever-louder. His gaze burns with the wrath of a thousand suns. Leo Leclerc is a Dachshund, but he doesn’t let that stop him. His little black tapioca pearl eyes hold a fire last reflected in the eyes of Genghis Khan. He barks at a hundred and thirteen decibels, on last count. He has a distant ancestor who would routinely run away from his master and fight bears. Leo Leclerc spent his first three months of life in a Russian satellite, course set for Mars, and is the scariest, most eldritch, longest little tiny dog that has ever graced the planet. Charles adores him; Alex is in a constant state of war with him; Lando tolerates him, but only because when he said they were not keeping him, Charles pouted and him and asked him why Lando was allowed to keep Franco if Charles couldn’t keep Leo.

Happy new year wahoo

[cravingpepsimax]

regarding my stancest fankid i’ve renamed him (his name’s sylvan now instead of simon) and i’ve done a personality overhaul. even tho i wanna keep stuff as surprises i do wanna talk some about his New And Improved personality

sylvan is a nervous wreck. he’s kind of like a deer — he’ll jump and hide away at the slightest noise that might mean danger but would also just stand in front of a car running towards him like 🧍‍♂️

…BUT he’s also the kind of person that does whatever he wants. and you might wonder how these two ideas are compatible, but it’s really fairly simple.

sylvan doesn’t want to get in trouble at all. but sylvan is also very determined. so, he sneaks. a lot. you’ll tell him to do something, and he’ll go “ok” while plotting a million different ways to not do that thing.

what certainly doesn’t help is that sylvan finds comfort in knowing. if he gets even a WHIFF of a secret he is going to put all his energy into finding out what that secret is.

interestingly, i think ford would be the more overprotective one. stan knows that kids need to be kids to develop, and, sure, sylvan’s persistence can be annoying, but it’s better than him being scared all the time. ford, on the other hand? ford often ends up reducing people to archetypes, including those closest to him — not necessarily on purpose, it’s just how he thinks. and i wouldn’t be surprised if, with sylvan’s deerlike anxiety + ford’s paternal instincts, ford would see sylvan as The Victim. someone he has to Protect. it’s not because he sees sylvan as lesser, quite the opposite — that’s his son. he wants his son to be safe.

this causes what i’m calling a Mental Illness Feedback Loop where ford hides stuff from sylvan because it’s dangerous and he doesn’t want sylvan to get hurt, sylvan finds out that ford’s hiding something, he spends a bunch of time trying to figure out what ford’s doing, ford spends a bunch of time trying to hide it better, sylvan eventually figures it out, ford learns how he figured it out and learns how to hide it even better

although this initially wasn’t a game, i think that it’s sort of become a form of enrichment for both, and — even when ford realizes “oh wait hold on nope i’m doing the ‘thinking fictional archetypes apply to real people’ thing again” — they’d still do it. they’re smart people that like cracking codes and getting answers, including the chase to get those answers. it’s like a puzzle for both of them!

as their secret-hiding-and-finding gets more intense and game-y, stan gets more confused. he finds ford late in the night working on a cipher that he’s SURE sylvan won’t be able to crack. stan is even more baffled than when he overhears their ddamd games. he is surrounded by NERDS

[tango-o-mango]

BOOK OF BILL CODES

Just went to the book of bill website and found some stuff, it’s probably been discovered but I’m talking anyway, cry about it.

Spoilier Warning (obviously)

Here are some things you can click on:

You can also type this, and it shows what I believe are Ford’s medical records

Typing in “Bill” sends you to a triangle wiki page, and typing in “Bill Cipher” sends you to this video:

Typing in “Weirdmageddon” brings you to a Gravity Falls newspaper article about Weirdmageddon. Type Dorito for a jumpscare, and type “La la la la la,” “Baby Bill,” or “Papa” for a baby bill reference. Type in “Soos” to get a letter wrote by him at his new job at the Mystery Shack. Type “Waddles” to get sent to a pig adoption website. Type in Stanley Pines and it takes you to an eBay page, click it multiple times and it will take you to different eBay pages, all related to Stanley Pines, click it enough times and you will get “The wheel of shame” page.

(Get the “Wheel of Shame” page yourself and continue scrolling for more)

I will update as I find more, just for the people who didn’t find anything.

Oh and these silly little guys:

You can listen to this one hehe Bill is so silly

[cosmicallyloved]

Ok time to play again

Once again, this is one sentence per (maybe) 5 lines in-game so its gonna be looong

SPOILERS FOR AMPHOREUS

(also to avoid getting my draft deleted i will post this and edit it as i go thru the game. Everything in [] is me editing to add context)

I am going in with my Therta team (Gallagher, Therta, Anaxa, Ruan Mei)

"thats a huge chest" flashbacks to camden (Aventurine VA) yelling "DOCTOR YOU'RE HUGE" every pull

My heart is beating too fast both for wvtr happened to Aglaea and what will happen to Cipher and also i unfortunately scrolled thru tumblr before starting so i saw Phainon's second form😭

"big and dumb, just a pure lump of stupidity"

Isnt Cas technically from Styxia?

Oh she is OLD [Cipher]

SHE KNOWS ITS FLAME REAVER IM HAPPY SHE KNOWS BUT WHY ISNT SHE RUNNING AWAY

Love Bartholos VA

OH NO ITS THIS GOAT AGAIN. Nvm Ez [scapegoat puzzle]

Wow thanks for believing in us Aglaea [she said without Cifer we'd be in trouble]

BARTHOLOS IS SO SLOW BROO [they didnt realize Aglaea was controlling them]

Oh so this isnt flame reaver but its the god themself [I thought Bartholos was flame reaver but apparently its Zagreus]

I thought titans die if their coreflame is taken, how is Zagreus still alive?

SHE DIES OFF-SCREEN??? well they saved me from a terrible headache in the morning at least [Aglaea's death]

WE'RE BACK AT THIS DAM HEARTBEAT AGAIN NOOO [theres a very loud heartbeat in grove of Epiphany]

MC IS MEEEEE "bro you sound so cool" "bro you sound kinda scary" [about Phainon when he was threatning the cleaners]

Nevermindddd my tears are runnin

SHES SO SELFLESS😭😭 AGGYYY

I am battling with my life rn. My ping is 999 its dying just like Chrysos heirs

Ok this is sad and all but Tribbie wdym "the scroll over there" THERES LIKE 13 [rooftop of baths]

Aglaea's words are as pretty as her

Chartonus you're huge

"Leadership of chrysos heirs-" PHAI THERES ONLY 4 OF YOU STILL ALIVE MY BOY😭

THE FLAME REAVER'S SWORD YAYY "Dawnmaker" ok fancyyy

Oh so Phainon intentionally said what flame reaver's sword looked like to have a replica? Ooo

Aglaea truly was the goat huh

Everyone yelling "better people" is so goofy Phainon why was that the motto😂 [Phainon's speech]

Ok that last part made me cry again

Anaxa and Trianne at the end of the screen, Castorice close by, Aglaea behind Phainon... This is beautiful and sorrowful

How is he talking to the dead? [Phainon]

ANAXA BEING SALTY ABOUT THE THINGS HE TAUGHT IS SO HIM CODED

OH hes imagining

Uhhh Mydei casually foreshadowing... [Sparring with Phainon again]

DID HE ACTUALLY SAY ITS A DATE?!?? HOYO W HOYO W THEY FULLY LEANED INTO IT

first it was Ying Xing and Dan Feng being married now its these two having a date (im not a shipper, but this is a major W)

Is that March's VA? [Cyrene]

Cipher being me rn with the way she thinks about people

FAT FUR IS SO CUTE AAAA ITS MY LITTLE PONYYY🥰

Does Hyacine's basic attack outside of combat have a rythm? Theres like notes im hearing

Anaxa really values his pride "if you mess up DONT say my name"

I LOVE THIS MAN😭 "talk crap? Credit deduction Phainon!" And Cas's little giggle🥺

Hyacine really didnt wanna let Anaxa get away with slacking

So full names: Mydeimos, Cifera, Hyacinthia, Tribbios, Castorice

Anaxa casually destroying everyone on his last class WOW

FAT FURRRRRR I LOVE ITTT

Is Dan Heng seriously considering letting Hyacine see his magical girl transformation?

Oh he got an upgrade! Wowww nvm not a transformation

Is Tribbie gonna die before getting to see Cipher's gift?

So Hysilens was alive all the way back to the time when skyfolk werent allied with Okhema yet

Hyacine's grandma is a chad and a badass

The way she sang "my little hummingbird" was so emotional🥰

Phai doesnt sound like Phai. He sounds too sad and emotionless [right before the campaign to go to the sky fortress]

Finally someone mentioned it, yeah if we stay until the next cycle, wouldnt MC be reincarnated as a titan? But also if they go, who will become the next time titan?

"Seal... slammers AHEM That bumping seal game" PHAIIII

ah yes the problem with most villains who celebrate before actually winning "opening champange halftime"

Its been 5 minuts, ive repeated this line 6 times

Dan Heng really taught him a come back JUST to stop/spite MC huh. Phainon understanding our friendship waaay too well

MC's inspirational words are goofy and Dan Heng's are straight to the point but also elegant. JUST LIKE THEMMM

Finally! A cutsceneeee

Also Hyacine looks like a baby with everyone else around her

Aquila's theme park, i love MC [one of the options for describing the place]

Am I just seeing these glitches or is it actual glitches and the black tide is close?

Im so happy this quest isnt walking simulator but also, i havent touched a single teleport thingy. They really stepped up the story telling, tho... I'd appreciate if there was one cutscene per hour this still feels too text heavy

That eye is really scary. Imagine just an eye following your moves...

If you walk on the rainbow bridge, theres notes that play and it also glitches. And when the OST is silent, you can hear sounds of wings which is really cool

Phai and his hero worship

For a "legend" solabis died in 3 moves (Ruan Mei buff, Anaxa and Therta ult)

MEM SOUNDS SO DISGUSTED WHEN SHE CALLED HERSELF PINK PUPPY ITS LIKE EMERGENCY FOOD PAIMON

"Combined strength" dude it was literally 2 attacks [to destroy Solabis I only attacked twice]

Imagine Aquila just cries in the third phase

Is Phai a skyfolk? Did he fall from the sky into Aedis Elysiae?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN "IT WAS THOSE TWO" BRO ELABORATE [Solabis says this]

Mem is just a cheat code arent they [time powers]

Why does the black tide have its own special sound

Is Seliose's VA Mavuika's?

Phai really do be copying ppl left and right "resistence is futile"

Is there a thirteenth titan?! Is that why Cyrene existed?

Is it Ica thats Seliose's descendent NOT Hyacine?

Oh Phainon knows I skip fights lol

So Amphoreus might not be a simulation but a computer, i just watched Dan Heng call something a hard drive and they do look like hard drives but ✨Aesthetically✨

Ok very focused on Seliose's story rn [crazy story btw]

"Im increasingly intrigued by what happened next" sounds like sarcasm but knowing Phai its probably not

Thats dark [the entire story of Seliose. It sarted cool but ended tragiclly not for Seliose but everyone else]

Ohhh we arent fighting Aquila, we fight Seliose?

DID PHAINON JUST PULL OUT A GOD FROM THEIR PLACE??

Phai sounds so scornful [when talking to Aquila]

AGLAEA NOOO OH?? [Cutscene]

THATS IT? WHERES PHASE 3? [Aquila died very easily, no struggles whatsoever]

SHE DIED TWICE DUDE WHY ARE THEY SO CRUEL TO HER [Aglaea died twice while fulfilling her prophecies way of dying]

[boredgirl2004]

Part 2 of Day 2: The book

As I said the words aloud, nothing had happened, I was relieved but also a bit angry. The nightmare that scared every loving ⬧︎♒︎♓︎⧫︎ out of me, that asked me to open this stupid book and to find that nothing came of it?!!! I was angry that my mind was playing tricks on me, so I took my hand off the page and reached the book cover so I could close it. 

“What a waste of time!! First, the stupid dream asks me to open the book. I finally give in and open it only for there to be a warning from a guy who I don’t even know and instructions to summon whatever this ring is only for it to not do any-” I was immediately cut off from my hand being sucked back to the bloody handprint, the handprint, and red words emitted a bloody bright red glow, I left my blood being sucked out of my fingertips, I the pages in the book turning, they were quickly changing, from a burnt bloody page to a much cleaner and whiter one, immediately words began to appear, in all caps said the word “HAHA” over and over and over on the two pages, I immediately grabbed one of my books I had bought from Barnes and noble, only to be in shock to see that it had the same font and same words as repeated in the book of the bill. It was like those computer glitches, where the code would just repeat itself over and over after the system was hacked. Everything in the room began to shake until it began to float. Finally, one page of the book had the triangle figure appear, it pressed itself onto the page until it burst through. As it did, everything in my room slowly began to be set down. It began to speak.

“Well, well, well! Here we are at last!!! I’ve been waiting an ETERNITY to meet you, and I know you’ve been waiting nearly as long to meet me!!” I stood there in shock that the book or thing or whatever this was was talking to me! This couldn’t be real, it can’t be and how could it be?!

“Breath it in a second pal-this moment of anticipation! You always suspected this day would come, and it finally has! Your life will forever be divided into two halves: before you met me and AFTER. Welcome to the after!” It continued as I looked at it and began to stutter, trying to find my words. I didn’t know what to say about this situation as a whole! I wasn’t sure how to react. This was all confusing and shocking. I knew Stanford, the man who warned me to not turn the page said to not believe a thing this book says but I didn’t know it would be this weird!!! 

The thing talked over me while my brain was crashing, trying to find something, some word to say about all of this. “You’re probably wondering, “Bill, you’re an all-powerful being. Why write a book, huh? Why let me read it? Also, aren’t you dead? Are you dead or what? What’s the deal?” I have no idea what you mean…”  the page had turned on its own to reveal a dark silhouette of the triangle being. Its eye is emitting a glitchy, yellow and red hue as its mouth opens to reveal its crooked teeth (Bill needs to see a dentist fr fr) 

“I’m….p e r f e c t l y…..f I n e”

Before I could finally speak and probably ask my question since from his tone, it seemed like whatever happened last time didn’t go so well. I was rudely interrupted yet again. 

“In fact, I'm better than fine, because might feel silo And there's a lot we can do together! Oh, you might feel silly about "meeting" me. After all, "Bill Cipher" is imaginary. You're real and I'm not, right?

BUT ARE YOU SO SURE ABOUT THAT?

After all, you're mortal. One day, you'll be dust. But I'm an idea. And an idea can't be killed. So that's me 1, you o on the immortality front! And if I'm the eternal one and you're the temporary one, THEN IT MIGHT BE WISE FOR YOU TO GET ON THE WINNING SIDE EARLY, YOU DIG?

I know that drama queen Sixer warned you not to read this book, didn't he? Maybe the old nerd is right! Weak minds have gone crazy from just ONE glimpse at my TANTALIZING FORBIDDEN SECRETS! (Sees the hickory-smoked crater where

McGucket's brain used to be!)

But if you're as sharp as I think you are ... and if you're curious about the meaning of life, how to cheat death, Pine Tree's most embarrassing dreams, and your own interesting future, then I'll consider making a deal with you. How about a trade? I'll let you read my book in exchange for a favor down the line. We can work out the details later. What do you say?

TAKE BILL'S DEAD

YES?

TURN THE PAGE

No?

TURN TO PAGE 77”

I hesitated to turn the page, I slowly began to think about my choice. There were many cons to this, from what the guy wrote in the previous pages, he expressed how much meeting bill would be a regret for those who continue with turning the pages in this book; I don’t even know what Bill could do to me from just turning the pages in this book. What if I’m walking into a trap? What if there is more to this than what he’s letting on? What if-

“Ah, look at you, all tangled up in your own thoughts. Overthinking is such a waste of time! You’re so close to getting everything you desire, but you’re letting doubt hold you back. Come on, what’s the point of hesitation? Life’s too short for that kind of nonsense. Just turn the page, and I promise you—things will get a lot more interesting. And if you keep dithering, well, I might just start making decisions for you. So, what’s it gonna be? Ready to embrace a little chaos and get what you really want?” I looked down at the page to see Bill was in a sitting position, his leg crossed over the other and his expression expressed how bored and impatient he was from me thinking my choices. I was worried about how he could be speaking to me like this when he’s in  a book, this isn’t possible it just- isn’t-

 “Your hesitation is almost charming, but it’s getting a bit tiresome, don’t you think? Besides, if you’re worried about the logistics of me being here, maybe you should focus more on the opportunities I’m offering instead of waddling over what’s right. Overthinking won’t get you anywhere, dollface. So, why not stop doubting and start acting? The more you dawdle, the more interesting things will get when you finally make a choice.” He said with a mixture of smugness and amusement as he stared at me from the page. I sigh and remember my task. Find a way to destroy the book from the inside out, focus on not believing what he says, even if it’s too good, I kept repeating the same sentence in my head over and over as my confidence began building itself up as I reached the page. Still, I pause as I look at Bill and begin to speak. 

“If you’re are this bill-person that this guy Stanford Pines warned me about, how can I trust you despite the warnings in the previous pages he wrote before? What is something you could say that’ll convince me that I shouldn’t just close this book and leave it in my room, never to be opened again?” I waited for the bill's response, which didn’t take long, and had no thought. 

"Oh, come on now! Sixer was always so serious, wasn’t he? Just a big bundle of paranoia and charts. But listen to me: I’m not here to cause trouble—well, not just trouble. I’m here to offer you a chance for a bit of fun, a touch of excitement, and maybe a sprinkle of chaos. What’s life without a little unpredictability, right? Close the book and you miss out on all the cosmic shenanigans I have in store. Open it, and you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of adventure. I’m all about making things interesting and trust me, you don’t want to miss what comes next. So, are you in, or are you going to play it safe and dull? Your choice!" He said in a calming tone. 

It wasn’t enough to convince me. I sighed and began to speak once more but this time I was faking my boredom. “Not convincing enough. Well Bill, it was nice meeting you even though it didn’t last very long but hey, this is my imagination just like you said right?” I say as I slowly begin to close the book. Bill responded with a slight stutter but he quickly covered it up with his nonchalance, “Oh, come on now, don't be so hasty! You’re not going to shut me out, are you? I mean, who knows what you might be missing? I wouldn’t want you to close the book before you've had the chance to experience everything I have to offer. After all, isn’t that the fun part of imagination—exploring the unknown? Give it a little more time. What’s a little more curiosity going to hurt?” I paused, the book was nearly closed but I  slowly opened it back up. There was nothing but silence from both of us for a while until I turned the page. Bill's attitude changed immediately. 

“Right choice, bone sack! Welcome to the Book of…” The page was now a biblical book cover of the Book Of Bill, Bill continued “No, no! That won’t do! Do you call that a cover? What is this, amateur hour? I can do better than that!” As Bill stared at the cover, I replied “Well, I don’t see you as a professional, Maybe try something more….You?” I said a bit awkwardly. Bill looked at me nodded in agreement and turned his back to me as he snapped his fingers, the next page had turned by itself, revealing four different covers. The first had a realistic appearance, it was in the middle of a farm, a storm right above it, and the clouds emitted lighting that took the shape of Bill. “Too basic!” He snapped his fingers again to reveal a book that reminded me of those horror books of goosebumps made for kids back in the 80s, I think they also made a show about it but that was years ago. “Too nostalgic.” He snapped once more to reveal a cover that I would see here, too many Bibles that had Jesus or god descending from heaven and floated above the person praying to one of them. “Too preachy.” He said out of boredom as he snapped again. I could hear a saxophone playing sexy music, it revealed a buff Bill Cipher holding a woman, they were in a field, their hairs blowing in the wind. I couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the cover. “Too ravishing!” I wiped my tears and tried to control my laughter. 

“You think?” I said as I laughed once more as I wheezed out that Bill doesn’t even have hair or a human-like body. It looked so wrong to me but that’s what made it funny. Finally, Bill settled on a cover, It reminded me of someone on their computer trying to make the title and using as little effort to make it until they settled with Bill being tapped to the cover, misscapitalized and misspelled words, a tab saying “Good job Bill” with some emojis and a menu from right-clicking the picture. “There we go! Perfect! The crowd LOVES it!” I smiled and looked at him. “I bet they love it. It shows the author more than ever!” I say jokingly even though it was like a kid was in charge of making this cover. I see a bloody fingerprint at the right bottom corner of the page that says “Put thumb here”. The fingerprint had veins on the side of it causing me to be a bit concerned. “With that all out of the way, all this book needs is some ink! Hey, can I borrow some of your blood? Just press your thumb here, and I’ll absorb some right into the page! You won’t even notice it's gone!” I hesitated until I gained confidence and gently pressed my thumb on the bottom corner of the page, I felt a sharp pain on my thumb as if my thumb was being pricked and the blood was slowly leaving it. I tried to pull it off only for more blood to be sucked out of it. I kept trying to remove my thumb from the page, it was stuck there after a few pulls but after the fourth time, the book at finally let my thumb go.

Note: Hiiii, sorry for taking so long. Busy with life but anyway! I wanted to have Bill be more interactive so I tried my best trying to imitate the character the best I could.

[technicalknockout]

What were some of your favourite pages in the book?

god thats a hard one jsnfjksdk the entire book is so good but i do have my favorites. heres an entire list

silly straws page - i read in 'dipper and mabel's guide to mystery and nonstop fun' that bill likes silly straws and thought it was a silly random tidbit, imagine how surprised i was when i realized there was LORE behind it.. im still figuring out some codes bc i dont wanna look them up and im having so much fun !!

stanford trying to keep me from reading the book page - "you cant hear the disappointed sigh im making rn, but i assure you it's devastating" i mean he failed to stop me from reading the entire thing in one sitting but i was just very happy to see ford's cursive again. It was really funny seeing him trying to guess what the reader would be convinced by (i saw the moth picture and thought 'whats that called, a goth moth?' I laughed out loud when it turned out that was actually its name)

urban legends page - as a long time fan of creepypasta the references in this page absolutely delighted me. Also the art is so realistically horrifying, whoever drew these i love you

the one true intelligence test - idk this page just made me laugh a lot

Entire anti-cipher society part - i love how instead of telling the story in just plain text, they made us follow the story with newspapers and journal pages. What was that called. I swear there was a name for that kind of storytelling if anyone knows pls pls tell me

every page with ford and fiddleford - BEAUTIFUL. SUBLIME. BEST THING TO EVER EXIST IN THE WORLD. I HECKING LOVE FRIENDS BEING WHOLESOME TOGETHER AND I LOVE IT MORE WHEN THEYRE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM MY FAVORITE SHOW. THEY MAD SNOWMEN OF EACH OTHER THATS SO CUTE

"but my aim is getting better" - do i need to explain this one

whatever this page is called;

I hated reading this (i loved reading this). i kinda got spoiled before i bought the book with an analysis post, had to literally put my phone down and think about what id just read. i think this page really puts bill and ford's relationship into perspective. ford's a person and bill's a multidimensional semi-god creature, bill will do and say anything in his power to get ford to do what he wants. this relationship cannot even begin to resemble normal. and also the forgetting your own name part horrified me, thats some good horror right there.. love it when books make me have a visceral reaction to tiny words on paper

call transcript from the police - OH the LORE and CHARACTER ANALYSIS FOOD RIGHT HERE. i could talk for hours about how bill straight up sucks at relationships and he's SO unwilling to admit he was upset about falling out with ford that he's lying to himself MULTIPLE TIMES OVER AND OVER and how a lack of genuine connection with people is eating him up - but if i talked about all that this post would spiral into insanity real quick. Also drunk bill talking into the phone was very very sad and very very on character and i could hear hirsch's bill voice inside my head it was really good aghjgnkhhh

stan's page - I ALMOST CRIED AND I KNOW THATS KIND OF A WEIRD REACTION BUT I SAW THE STAN PAGE IN THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM OKAY AND IT WAS MAKING ME VERY UNWELL I WAS EXTREMELY RELIEVED TO JUST HEAR THIS MAN SO HAPPY AGAIN STANLEY PINES I LOVE YOU YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING

yee that turned out longer than id anticipated jdndjs

overall this was amazing. an entire book written in my favorite character's voice is something i've only ever dreamed of and it's genuinely a frickin honour to have a copy in my house. my bookshelf is 2% more cursed now and i would not have it any other way.

one of these days im gonna black out and there will be a twenty-pages long essay on bill's social life on your feed. i advise you to gently scroll past it without looking.

[ur-local-demonlol]

Oh hey…you’re back. Glad to see you again. You went radio silent there, for a minute…

>[Looks like the anon got the short end of the stick. They got a bullet hole in their head and the sunglasses look cracked. How they are alive? No idea.]

I haven’t heard much about…that dude. I seem to forgot his name again.sort of hasn’t talked to me much

From what I heard, he found a locket with someone’s photo. It might…it might be Manon. Seems to me…that another fact’s confirmed. The only reason is why he still kept it even after the place burned down.

A-Anyways, how you been? I heard you had to step away for a bit. And uhh…what’s your favorite code or cipher?

[theorist anon]

//to mod: hi there! How’s the progress on your animatic going? You posted about it being 25% and I can’t wait to see it!

"Holy shit, are you okay?!"

> [Asmo panicked, seeing the Anon's injury. The power these Anons had fascinated him but also scared him at the same time. He takes out a bandage and wraps it around the Anon's wound, making sure it was secure.]

"I was kinda busy in that basement, I couldn't find too much while I was down there. I kind of saw some old clothes and diner furniture there but I didn't really pay attention to them that much."

> [Great, his worries were back. If only Lucifer could let him off for a week but he still needed to gather more contracts. Fifty. Contracts.]

"Well, so far I've been doing alright. I wanted to look around some more but I got a new "side quest" from boss and had to leave... That's alright. I can handle it in a few days and go back to check up on him again."

"Guess I'm fond of Caesar Cipher. I like how it works but I get a little confused about translating it sometimes."

[benilos]

Here’s Ben headcanon person here, what if BEN meets another villains Junko Enoshima, and Bill Cipher? :3

Oh lord. i mean if were talking MY ben, it depends on the ben fjdkfjsj i guess ill stick to Bay for sake of ease of confusion lmao, and hes the main one shown in TATA

Tbh Bay would find Bill incredibly amusing as a concept. He finds cockiness in inferior beings hysterical. And bill would be inferior to him, both canonically in terms of power and concept and in his own personal opinion of Bill. He find him funny to watch fumble through the world.

Junko hed prolly be lowkey into her. Shes batshit and he loves batshit women. Hed probably help her set up crazier and crazier punishments and traps. Her being DID coded (or does she canonically have it cuz i really dont remember) also makes her fit in with him well cuz his hivemind gives him similar qualities. Her and Twitch would get along better though.

[seth-burroughs]

benefits of being yomi kin:

makes me twice as cool and sexy and automatically makes me the objectively correct authority on Yomi's character it is impossible for me to be wrong and if u tell me im wrong ill start scream crying on the floor

won kin lottery and is capable of distinguishing between Yomi Hellsmile the character and Yomi Hellsmile The Character allowing me to both quite literally be that guy and keep another version of him as my blorbo. Manifesting in the ability of fantasizing bout yomi suffering iykwim AND getting past the masochist allegations <3 Also yeah the Yomi fic is currently in works no I will not answer questions on it

this yaoihellsmile shit is sooo easy someone asks me "ouuuyy honey unwrangle my dingle in ur boioioiong and by sproingle well heh lets jsut say. my peanits. any thoughts on that mr yaoi?" and i just answer honestly straight from the heart no bullshit no rp skillz required

woaghhhhhh......... Former director of the peacekeepers homunculus clone Yomi Hellsmile from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code by Spike Chunsoft........ holy shshshit. He's Real......

disadvantages of being yomi kin:

the regular bullshittery that comes free with being fictionkin of any kind cut my wife into pieces this is my last divorce

everybody and their mom hates Yomi and even if the tag here is way less outright aggressive and I can just easily block anyone who makes me uncomfortable in any capacity, youtube is just unusable. Just. AuUUUghhhh. I know one of my fave dr youtubers is gonna play mdarc this year and I also know he's gonna absolutely hate Yomi with a passion and frequently pause the game to talk about how terrible he his yes we get it you are allowed to have opinions on fictional characters and aren't doing anything wrong by it whatever im gonns look up yomi softcore on pixiv fuka u

overly complicates my already fucked sense of self

Blood cravings got even worse😔 bad BAD this isn't sustenance it's toxic as hell christ dude STOP❗❗

not extremely likely but still very possible nightmare scenario where the precipitation cipher gets Big attracting those people and getting bombarded with kinnie jokes and annoying Ironic Kin For Fun crowd finding its way here. And that is the at best scenario, the worst one is 2015 kin drama reignited in 2020s you can't "kin" this character unless you're x or x, you can absolutely control who you're kin with and if i don't like your very voluntary choice you should stop (just stop man <3 i won't tell you how the fuck 😊) being fictionkin with a sinful evil abuser linux user makes you a bad person that deserves to be ostracized and harassed until you unlearn your problematic ways oh my god do any of you remember 2015 warrior cat kin drama what the fuck was that. i wasn't around in danganronpa fandom during that time but im pretty sure it may have been even worse there which is insane to even think about. but i mean like hey at least fictionkin were taken (mostly.) seriously back then (albeit considered deeply cringe by the masses) and not reduced to a cheap komaeda kinnies amiright joke

i suffered more than jesus actually. the demotion and arrest was SUPER unfair and cringe guys i promise im not gonna torture people from now on you can trust me in a position of power please please please no one did it like i did it

EJ MARTINA DZIE MIE KURWA WYWIEŹLI CO TO ZA ZADUPIE MARTINA. MARTINA NIE WYTRZYMAM JUŻ WEŹ HELIKOPTER I MIE KURWA ZABIERZ Z TEGO CHLEWU MAM DOŚĆ POMOCY <- wygnany do Rzeczypospolitej za swoje zbrodnie😔

Yomi is Real (threatening)